September 6, 2024 • 12 mins
Straight Nate thinks all gay guys want him, leading Scotty B and Skeery to think the same...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In the morning show, you always ask us, what are
you guys doing when the song's on?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, I'll tell you we were just having this conversation
and it's now going to cross the boundaries onto the
live show. Okay, And you have to sort of hear
how it evolved into what it evolved into. It started
with a conversation I had with straight Nate earlier. I
mean called him a straight Nate. He is straight, but
we have to tell people he's straight sometimes because he
(00:28):
people think I'm gay. Yeah, I don't know anyway. So
earlier he said, oh, guess what I watched last night?
Tell everyone about to show you watched last night. It
was on Max and it was called how to Not
Hide a Body if I'm not Missay Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And okay.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's like all these typical, you know, crime network shows
where it starts with a missing person and then they
do the investigation, they talk to the detectives, and then
they find the body in the end. Okay, And I'm
watching it and I'm like, these people are stupid. You
know how easy it would be to get away with this.
They buried the guy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm gonna give it. Well, I'll give it away. They
buried him in the backyard. I'm like, that's the.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
First place they Okay, the wait. But so the conversation evolved.
We were playing some old songs from the nineties, like LaBouche,
Crystal Waters, you know, Amber rocklt Oh, please don't play them, okay,
and so so you were playing these things while the
other song was on. We weren't listening to that song
we heard all the time. So we're listening to this
old stuff. And then Nate says, I wish I would
(01:27):
have gone to gay bars in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, because I love that music. I love like the
Crystal Waters.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I know, but they they played those songs in all
bars in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I said, date Gandhi, did he say gay bars?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I did, because okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And then I said, you sounded kind of creepy, like
you sound like some guy that would like straight guy
that would go to gay bars and pick up gate
boys and kill them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right. This is where the conversation went.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So that's what Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
To which I said, I would have slay.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I could have killed so many gay men if I
went to gay bars.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
In the night.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, this is the So this is how the conversation
keep nate.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But keep in mind, we only have four minutes while
the song is on for these conversations to evolve to
where it went right here. Okay, And I'm like, wait
a minute, you're saying to the room, yes, that had
you been a gay a murder of gay people in
the nineties, you would have slayed because gay guys love you, Yes,
and you would have had them all in.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Your environment and you would have killed them. I'm charming.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I could get any gay man to go home with me,
and then when they go home with you, what you
do with them as your business as okay, Dahmer proved.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, stop there no hold on, No, We've got to evolve.
So the conversation moved further when Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Said, yes, the men on this show firmly believe that
they can land any gay man on the planet and
that they are the most tantalizing piece of meat for
gay men that have ever existed. Exactly which gets insulted
if someone doesn't like them, that's gay.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Froggy gets insulted, why am I not attractive?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
That's right, I tell you why because straight people don't
want to have sex with me, so at least thought
maybe that was an option. But I don't think that
everybody wants to have sex with me. I think the opposite.
I think nobody does.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Froggy, hold on. Froggy used to ask me if I
would ever do him, and I'm like, no, I would
never do you. He's like, why not, he'd get mad,
just like Gandhi. Danielle was saying, yes, Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Go On the way to Fire Island for Uncle Johnny's memorial,
I was in the car with Scary, Scottie and Nate
and the three of them discussing how hot they were
going to be, and oh.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I should have worn protective underwear. Oh, people are coming
from me. You don't even know.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Hold on they wait, wait, wait wait wait they really
they really said that? Well, first of all myself, no
wait now, hold on, no, no, no, there's there's many
things going on. And then Scary said, the last thing
he said before the song faded and we had to
start this conversation was.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
There were men at that memorial caressing me.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
They were, In fact, if I went to a gay bar,
I said, I a guy. I can get a guy
before a woman would hit on me. I said, so
definitely there's something there, can I can I expand on that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So God's God, is that okay? There's like any guy,
you know, like specific guy. Know what I'm saying is
I could get pretty much any guy, because you know,
there's gonna be guys that low hanging fruit that you
could go after the most visual.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Come come with me.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So it's it's gonna be not specific guys, but I
could get any guy, right, Okay, God, I felt.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Before.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But listened to that. Listen to listen to these two.
Listen to Ganda, I mean Gandhi. Listen and Daniel. Listen
to Dan Scary and Nate, And keep in mind this
all sparked from a conversation where Nate said that, I quote, oh,
had I gone to gay bars in the nineties, I
could have killed a lot of gay guy exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Seriously, up, I really can't.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean, you see Jeffrey Dahmer right like, he went
after people that wanted to go after him. I don't
know the whole conversation. In the bar, we got these guys,
he drilled into their heads and poured acid into their heads.
This is awful. He murdered innocent kids.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
But anyway, in fact, I know, but you sound like
you're kind of giddy over it. Am I the only
one hearing this. Look to Scary's point when he was
having men caress him. I remember we went to a
couple of places where men were putting their hands in
my pants in the middle.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Of the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Doesn't that feel good though, to be wanted? Listen at all.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Fairness, women don't do that when we go to women
that are so content to start like grabbing my ass.
But you know, sometimes I wish I was gay.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, okay, on behalf of gay men. You're fine, Red Rover,
Red Rover, we don't need Scary to come back. I
love this text here, listen, listen, listen to that, Listen
to this, next, this, next text. Nate volunteers all the
best info on this show.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I have a jo station. Yeah I have five such monoculars. Yeah,
I could have cleaned up killing gay people in the
nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I just fat people. I'm just paying to Gandhi. I
want to argue with you on this point. Okay, you
think I could get any.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Guy that I could do any guy right, like, that's
my mentality.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, I think some of these guys want to do me.
That's why they're coming home with me.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
The same thing. Yeah, So well, okay, how many guys
have come home with you if I wanted to?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
A hell of a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, So you're you're, you're, You're making some assumptions here,
and I'm sure there are a lot of guys that
would be attracted to you. I'm not I'm not I'm not.
Hold on, I'm not trying to take that away from you.
I just think the way that you're couching this and
scary the way you're saying this as well. And I
bet Scotty b would say the same thing.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Look, in the last year, I've had more guys hit
on me than girls. I'm just saying, Okay, I know,
but it's not. But it's the fact that you're so
proud of what you're assuming to be true.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Dandie Daniel, do you understand what I'm saying here?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Afract, that's insanity.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, fact is not a fact. I get more dpics
than v picks.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
The way they present it is that there is a
man who likes men, that man loves them.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, that's the way they present it.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
And there's a gay man in the building they want
to bang Scottie, Scary and Nate and I do think,
what y.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You think you're every single gay man's type.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Okay, there's there's a there's what he's saying. There's a
bullet point under this or like a subset here. So
I think a lot of most gay men probably want
to do me, but then there's also a certain subset
of gay men that want to turn me. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Well, do you think there's a subset of gay men
they don't want you at all?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Very small? You're not even.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Every woman's type. Why would you be?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Every guy just.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
About to say that Danielle's very good they want you?
Why does every guy want you? Do you know what
they Okay, hold on, Foggy and daniel have a very
valid question. Answer that it's facts. It's not a fact.
That's my point. You are making some assumptions that it's
a fact.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean, I'm just going off experience.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
If it was a pie chart, you're saying it would
be three three pieces of pie. The smallest pie is
guys who don't want.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You at all.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Very soon, very small point one O two portions are
guys who do and guys who want to then change you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I would say eighty percent is guys that do.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Nineteen point nine percent is guys that want to turn
me in point one.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, okay, So but my point is, in your mind,
you have this pie chart all figured out with nothing
to base it on, nothing except for what you're assuming.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Guys are guys straight or HEATERO.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
So and as a guy, you you know we we
always you know, we'll take a low hanging fruit, you know,
I personally.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Will you know? So does?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Why would then have no scruples?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And by the way, and as the only as I,
as far as I know, the only gay man on
this show, I can see how this could be sort
of offensive to other gay guys. But just saying, and
don't forget to be totally left out bisexuals. Anyway, man,
this is a great a great text me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I read this. So I'm listening to the God's Gift
to Gay Men crew show.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't want to be insulting, but I wouldn't have
sex with any of you guys on your show. That
being said, I would have done Elvis back in his
ODDER days. I like, I like a lot of men,
but I wouldn't have the others on the show at all.
Love you guys, thank you very much. From my former
ODDER days, I thank you anyway. Wow, if you would, okay,
(09:41):
if you would reverse engines and be a bunch of
let's say women saying, oh my god, I'm God's gift
to all lesbians.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They all want to do me. How would that be perceived?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ridiculously?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Exactly exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're nobody is ever everybody's cup of tea. It didn't
work that way.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Sorry, nobody, I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
If you'd have heard the conversation in the car, it
wasn't just that men love them.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It was that they were about to be preyed.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Upon and they needed protection and they needed to plug
their butts and cover their privates.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It was insanity.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Gary say shoulder, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Did say, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They were all touching me and grabbing me when I
got hugs. I'm going to get hugs from women.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Doesn't mean anything. We all get hugs, that doesn't mean
they all want to do one because you hug Pelviston.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It was a memorial for her dead uncle. And you're
a giddy ears and you're trying to like put a
chastity belt on your anus.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think now.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Look, I just sorry that most people comfortable. I just
I just think it's sort of interesting how you make
assumptions about gay guys. And I think that that's my
headline all guys.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
You know, as a heterosexual guy, sometimes we go for
the low hanging fruit.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
We do. Come on, guys know this. But so you're
saying that you're low hanging fruit.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I would I could be. Yes, I think I'm low
hanging fruit, absolutely, But but there are guys. I'm saying
a guy will be a guy will be a guy,
no matter if they're hetero or straight or by That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We're just guys.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Can I make a plead to our gay listeners, yes,
please do.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm listening.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Please stop dming these men whatever it is ms and
now their heads are the size of Jupiter, and it's oh,
you don't know how many dms I've gotten?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How many?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Three?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Please?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I like this text.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
As a gay man girl, I don't want to do
nate anybody just saying that I don't know. I just
I feel I don't know. I can I just say
I'll say this as you know. Look, I guess being
a gay guy, I am more sensitive to I think
women go through sometimes in this life. I don't know,
(11:54):
but I now feel as a gay guy, what women
go through being objectified and being and being assumed that
they all they're all women walk all guys. I mean,
it's not true, and I think that's It's just kind
of funny how it all started with Nate saying back
in the nineties, if he went to the gay bars,
he would have killed a lot of gay kids there.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You got just say it could have not would have scarry?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What song was number one in the gay bar where
he was trolling for victims?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I see walk out? No, No, this this is your
night Amber? Amber? That stuck. Okay, hey girl, hey you
big queen. Hush.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
How about uh, this is your night Amber? This is
a this is a good There we go, we'll play
this for you. Pretend you're going out. It's a Friday
night at the gay bard kid comes Nate, looking around
the room.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Who's next to go home? There in the corner, b
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In the morning show, you always ask us, what are
you guys doing when the song's on?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, I'll tell you we were just having this conversation
and it's now going to cross the boundaries onto the
live show. Okay, And you have to sort of hear
how it evolved into what it evolved into. It started
with a conversation I had with straight Nate earlier. I
mean called him a straight Nate. He is straight, but
we have to tell people he's straight sometimes because he
(00:28):
people think I'm gay. Yeah, I don't know anyway. So
earlier he said, oh, guess what I watched last night?
Tell everyone about to show you watched last night. It
was on Max and it was called how to Not
Hide a Body if I'm not Missay Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
And okay.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's like all these typical, you know, crime network shows
where it starts with a missing person and then they
do the investigation, they talk to the detectives, and then
they find the body in the end. Okay, And I'm
watching it and I'm like, these people are stupid. You
know how easy it would be to get away with this.
They buried the guy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm gonna give it. Well, I'll give it away. They
buried him in the backyard. I'm like, that's the.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
First place they Okay, the wait. But so the conversation evolved.
We were playing some old songs from the nineties, like LaBouche,
Crystal Waters, you know, Amber rocklt Oh, please don't play them, okay,
and so so you were playing these things while the
other song was on. We weren't listening to that song
we heard all the time. So we're listening to this
old stuff. And then Nate says, I wish I would
(01:27):
have gone to gay bars in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, because I love that music. I love like the
Crystal Waters.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I know, but they they played those songs in all
bars in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I said, date Gandhi, did he say gay bars?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I did, because okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And then I said, you sounded kind of creepy, like
you sound like some guy that would like straight guy
that would go to gay bars and pick up gate
boys and kill them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right. This is where the conversation went.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So that's what Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
To which I said, I would have slay.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I could have killed so many gay men if I
went to gay bars.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
In the night.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, this is the So this is how the conversation
keep nate.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But keep in mind, we only have four minutes while
the song is on for these conversations to evolve to
where it went right here. Okay, And I'm like, wait
a minute, you're saying to the room, yes, that had
you been a gay a murder of gay people in
the nineties, you would have slayed because gay guys love you, Yes,
and you would have had them all in.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Your environment and you would have killed them. I'm charming.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I could get any gay man to go home with me,
and then when they go home with you, what you
do with them as your business as okay, Dahmer proved.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, stop there no hold on, No, We've got to evolve.
So the conversation moved further when Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Said, yes, the men on this show firmly believe that
they can land any gay man on the planet and
that they are the most tantalizing piece of meat for
gay men that have ever existed. Exactly which gets insulted
if someone doesn't like them, that's gay.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Froggy gets insulted, why am I not attractive?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
That's right, I tell you why because straight people don't
want to have sex with me, so at least thought
maybe that was an option. But I don't think that
everybody wants to have sex with me. I think the opposite.
I think nobody does.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Froggy, hold on. Froggy used to ask me if I
would ever do him, and I'm like, no, I would
never do you. He's like, why not, he'd get mad,
just like Gandhi. Danielle was saying, yes, Gandhi.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Go On the way to Fire Island for Uncle Johnny's memorial,
I was in the car with Scary, Scottie and Nate
and the three of them discussing how hot they were
going to be, and oh.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I should have worn protective underwear. Oh, people are coming
from me. You don't even know.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Hold on they wait, wait, wait wait wait they really
they really said that? Well, first of all myself, no
wait now, hold on, no, no, no, there's there's many
things going on. And then Scary said, the last thing
he said before the song faded and we had to
start this conversation was.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
There were men at that memorial caressing me.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
They were, In fact, if I went to a gay bar,
I said, I a guy. I can get a guy
before a woman would hit on me. I said, so
definitely there's something there, can I can I expand on that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So God's God, is that okay? There's like any guy,
you know, like specific guy. Know what I'm saying is
I could get pretty much any guy, because you know,
there's gonna be guys that low hanging fruit that you
could go after the most visual.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Come come with me.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So it's it's gonna be not specific guys, but I
could get any guy, right, Okay, God, I felt.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Before.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But listened to that. Listen to listen to these two.
Listen to Ganda, I mean Gandhi. Listen and Daniel. Listen
to Dan Scary and Nate, And keep in mind this
all sparked from a conversation where Nate said that, I quote, oh,
had I gone to gay bars in the nineties, I
could have killed a lot of gay guy exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Seriously, up, I really can't.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean, you see Jeffrey Dahmer right like, he went
after people that wanted to go after him. I don't
know the whole conversation. In the bar, we got these guys,
he drilled into their heads and poured acid into their heads.
This is awful. He murdered innocent kids.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
But anyway, in fact, I know, but you sound like
you're kind of giddy over it. Am I the only
one hearing this. Look to Scary's point when he was
having men caress him. I remember we went to a
couple of places where men were putting their hands in
my pants in the middle.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Of the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Doesn't that feel good though, to be wanted? Listen at all.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Fairness, women don't do that when we go to women
that are so content to start like grabbing my ass.
But you know, sometimes I wish I was gay.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, okay, on behalf of gay men. You're fine, Red Rover,
Red Rover, we don't need Scary to come back. I
love this text here, listen, listen, listen to that, Listen
to this, next, this, next text. Nate volunteers all the
best info on this show.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I have a jo station. Yeah I have five such monoculars. Yeah,
I could have cleaned up killing gay people in the
nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I just fat people. I'm just paying to Gandhi. I
want to argue with you on this point. Okay, you
think I could get any.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Guy that I could do any guy right, like, that's
my mentality.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, I think some of these guys want to do me.
That's why they're coming home with me.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
The same thing. Yeah, So well, okay, how many guys
have come home with you if I wanted to?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
A hell of a lot.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, So you're you're, you're, You're making some assumptions here,
and I'm sure there are a lot of guys that
would be attracted to you. I'm not I'm not I'm not.
Hold on, I'm not trying to take that away from you.
I just think the way that you're couching this and
scary the way you're saying this as well. And I
bet Scotty b would say the same thing.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Look, in the last year, I've had more guys hit
on me than girls. I'm just saying, Okay, I know,
but it's not. But it's the fact that you're so
proud of what you're assuming to be true.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Dandie Daniel, do you understand what I'm saying here?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Afract, that's insanity.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, fact is not a fact. I get more dpics
than v picks.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
The way they present it is that there is a
man who likes men, that man loves them.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, that's the way they present it.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
And there's a gay man in the building they want
to bang Scottie, Scary and Nate and I do think,
what y.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You think you're every single gay man's type.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Okay, there's there's a there's what he's saying. There's a
bullet point under this or like a subset here. So
I think a lot of most gay men probably want
to do me, but then there's also a certain subset
of gay men that want to turn me. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Well, do you think there's a subset of gay men
they don't want you at all?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Very small? You're not even.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Every woman's type. Why would you be?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Every guy just.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
About to say that Danielle's very good they want you?
Why does every guy want you? Do you know what
they Okay, hold on, Foggy and daniel have a very
valid question. Answer that it's facts. It's not a fact.
That's my point. You are making some assumptions that it's
a fact.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean, I'm just going off experience.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
If it was a pie chart, you're saying it would
be three three pieces of pie. The smallest pie is
guys who don't want.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You at all.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Very soon, very small point one O two portions are
guys who do and guys who want to then change you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I would say eighty percent is guys that do.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Nineteen point nine percent is guys that want to turn
me in point one.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, okay, So but my point is, in your mind,
you have this pie chart all figured out with nothing
to base it on, nothing except for what you're assuming.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Guys are guys straight or HEATERO.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
So and as a guy, you you know we we
always you know, we'll take a low hanging fruit, you know,
I personally.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Will you know? So does?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Why would then have no scruples?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And by the way, and as the only as I,
as far as I know, the only gay man on
this show, I can see how this could be sort
of offensive to other gay guys. But just saying, and
don't forget to be totally left out bisexuals. Anyway, man,
this is a great a great text me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I read this. So I'm listening to the God's Gift
to Gay Men crew show.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't want to be insulting, but I wouldn't have
sex with any of you guys on your show. That
being said, I would have done Elvis back in his
ODDER days. I like, I like a lot of men,
but I wouldn't have the others on the show at all.
Love you guys, thank you very much. From my former
ODDER days, I thank you anyway. Wow, if you would, okay,
(09:41):
if you would reverse engines and be a bunch of
let's say women saying, oh my god, I'm God's gift
to all lesbians.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They all want to do me. How would that be perceived?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ridiculously?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Exactly exactly?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're nobody is ever everybody's cup of tea. It didn't
work that way.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Sorry, nobody, I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
If you'd have heard the conversation in the car, it
wasn't just that men love them.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It was that they were about to be preyed.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Upon and they needed protection and they needed to plug
their butts and cover their privates.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It was insanity.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Gary say shoulder, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Did say, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They were all touching me and grabbing me when I
got hugs. I'm going to get hugs from women.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Doesn't mean anything. We all get hugs, that doesn't mean
they all want to do one because you hug Pelviston.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It was a memorial for her dead uncle. And you're
a giddy ears and you're trying to like put a
chastity belt on your anus.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think now.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Look, I just sorry that most people comfortable. I just
I just think it's sort of interesting how you make
assumptions about gay guys. And I think that that's my
headline all guys.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
You know, as a heterosexual guy, sometimes we go for
the low hanging fruit.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
We do. Come on, guys know this. But so you're
saying that you're low hanging fruit.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I would I could be. Yes, I think I'm low
hanging fruit, absolutely, But but there are guys. I'm saying
a guy will be a guy will be a guy,
no matter if they're hetero or straight or by That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
We're just guys.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Can I make a plead to our gay listeners, yes,
please do.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'm listening.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Please stop dming these men whatever it is ms and
now their heads are the size of Jupiter, and it's oh,
you don't know how many dms I've gotten?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How many?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Three?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Please?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I like this text.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
As a gay man girl, I don't want to do
nate anybody just saying that I don't know. I just
I feel I don't know. I can I just say
I'll say this as you know. Look, I guess being
a gay guy, I am more sensitive to I think
women go through sometimes in this life. I don't know,
(11:54):
but I now feel as a gay guy, what women
go through being objectified and being and being assumed that
they all they're all women walk all guys. I mean,
it's not true, and I think that's It's just kind
of funny how it all started with Nate saying back
in the nineties, if he went to the gay bars,
he would have killed a lot of gay kids there.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You got just say it could have not would have scarry?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What song was number one in the gay bar where
he was trolling for victims?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I see walk out? No, No, this this is your
night Amber? Amber? That stuck. Okay, hey girl, hey you
big queen. Hush.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
How about uh, this is your night Amber? This is
a this is a good There we go, we'll play
this for you. Pretend you're going out. It's a Friday
night at the gay bard kid comes Nate, looking around
the room.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Who's next to go home? There in the corner, b
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