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January 13, 2025 7 mins
It's January 13th... do you still have your Christmas decorations up? Plus, Danielle stole something from the office...

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Does anyone still have their Christmas decorations?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, still up? Still up?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You're up in here.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, they are up in here. Well what they said
that they might do a Valentine tree, but like we
gotta kind of like figure that out. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, we gotta start working toward them and gotta your
ears are still up.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave that Christmas tree. Well,
I have two. I have the bigger one in the
little one. I think I'm gona leave them all year.
I enjoyed it all of last year. I'm gonna do
it again.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, all right, scary is your little uh Charlie Brown
tree still up? I put my Charlie Brown tree away yesterday.
But correction, the the Christmas decorations are still up here
in the studio, except for the Nutcrackers soldier, which Danielle
housed on Friday. She walked out of the room.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
They did not just walk out of the room. I
have a text message chain where I asked for permission
to take it home and was told you do you boo.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I thought someone else had DIBs on it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, there was another one. Oh so apparently apparently there's
a storage area where there's a lot of the Christmas
decorations and people have already claimed certain things but haven't
taken them home yet, so that one was still up
for grabs. So I was told, yeah, you can take it.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
You know what the best is? What's that all the
little bloody handprints from Halloween are still up?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, can I may I explain that for a second.
So they are these they're like stickers or decals or whatever,
but they're they're they're they're clear except for the bloody
handprints of a hand that looks like it was bloody
and put them against against your window whatever. So Andrew
put those up around our office. He put one, he
put a pair of bloody handprints on my office door window.

(01:40):
They don't come off, no, I mean unless you go
get that goo be gone or whatever it's called. I mean,
I can't get the bloody handprints off of my door.
Oh boy. Matter of fact, we tried to, and you
start peeling it off and it just just tears down
the middle. So it's like now it's like deformed bloody handprints.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's just funny. All the Christmas festivity and then random
bloody handles.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
This is great.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Back to this, this Nutcracker soldier. It's pretty tall. It's
like four or five feet tall.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
So it was the entire length of the backseat of
my car. So when I was laying down because I
had to lay it down to take it home.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
And it was heavy.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's actually a really really good quality wooden soldier.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, but you're saying the other one is in the
iHeart media storage have been so there. I want to
go there.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, there's a bunch of them in there, and they've already,
you know, been claimed.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
So I ask my question, is this the iHeart storage floor?
Is it like the Lost and Found of iHeart? I mean,
there's all sorts of random crap in there.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I think so much.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
When we moved from downtown Tribeca up here to the
Upper East or West Side whatever, Yeah, midtown, they lost
my gone Fisting sign. I still can't find it.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
It could be in there. We could probably we should
ask Mike, because Mike's the one who's in charge of it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I mean, how can you not see it? I bet
someone stole it because everyone wants a gone fisting sign
in their house. Bet what Scotty Bee may know where
it is? Is it true that I went down there
this morning? It's definitely not there.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I was.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I was rummaging because I needed some things. What do
you what do you need? This are Lost and Found.
There's shipping their shipping supplies down there, and I took them.
But I did see the wooden toy soldiers. There's four
of them and a candy cane. There's no stickers on them.
I'll take one.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, no, no, Mike. Mike has a list, my career has
a list of who's is what that.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
There's no people asked.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Ahead of time, and he has a list, So do
not take somebody else?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Would anybody know this? How would I know?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Not nice to do that. We're just informed. We're just
telling you.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, okay, hey, look you know what, even though our
friends at Factor are giving us a lot of money
to give away with the free money phone tap all
this week, next time we do free crap phone tap,
let's go down to Lost and Found. Let's just steal
stuff and give it away.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And by the way, you're Jewish, what the hell do
you need a nutcracker for?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You have a Christmas tree? In our house. Okay, that's
jew nuts are agnostic. I've never heard that. I've never
heard that send of shoes ever in my life. Just
assuming I can't imagine that that's like a religious I
don't think you guys have nuts on the path and
you know what it's it's not a Jesus tree. It's
just a tree. Who cares? It's not religious? I mean,

(04:17):
moving on, could we get back to agnostic nuts for
just a moment. So we went, we went to Alma
to have a little lunch yesterday Sunday sauce, you know
every Sunday, and uh Akilee brought a gift back from
Europe for Alex. As you know, Alex had testicular cancer

(04:38):
and he had to have a a ball removed. Right.
So Aki found this beautiful walnut. He said, I brought
this back to you because you you need one. You're
missing one. Oh We're like, oh wow, it's a beautiful walnut.
I mean it looks like it was not even it

(05:00):
was so beautiful. When you open up the walnut, there's
a Nativity scene inside.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
What that's so cute?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
That is why I know. But the walnut is representing,
you know, a ball from a man's scrotom with a
Nativity scene inside. I just thought it was hideously clever.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Wait, I have a question.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, a lot of people in questions.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Is the Nativity scene like carved out of the nut part?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Somehow? Is she the lady put it in that? She
got it in there? I don't know if it's scene.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I guess I like that, I know, but I mean
crossing the line when it comes to religion when you
put a Nativity scene inside a nut that represents a
guy's ball that's missing.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I think it's super subjective, just like religion in general.
Some people don't there, other people are probably going to
come burn that nut down, who knows.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean, I've seen a lot of inflatable Nativity scenes
this year, like you know the inflatables like snow, Well,
they have an inflatable Nativity scene, like Jesus goes He's there.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
He is in your lawn, honey, we got to blow
up Jesus again. He seems to be kneeling. Well, look,
you know, look, I'm I have no problem with it whatsoever.
I thought it was very very cool and what a
great gift. He was thinking of Alex and what he
went through and you know, they had to extract a
nut from his crotum and now he has a new one,
but it has a Nativity scene inside. No one sees

(06:28):
how cool and weird and difference.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Is kind of cool because if you think about it,
when you're going through something like cancer, maybe you would
pray to Jesus or God or whoever you pray to,
so it kind of, you know, kind of makes sense
if you think about it. It's helping you out with
your nuts. And you know, okay, you gotta think about
it from that way.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I guess just a thought. Yeah, let's roll into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. We do
have a thousand dollars factor free money phone tap on
the way. We're so excited. Yes, Nate, you had something
to say, Is it the full Nativity like with the
ba be, Jesus, Joseph, Mary, and then you get like
the three wise men, and do they have like sheep
and goats and stuff? Like how big is this? I'll

(07:09):
take I'll take a photo. It's gotta be a big nut. Yeah,
here comes Franklinsons and Murr on the back of a
camel with a wise man the big star over it.
You know, I know, I know. Let me go check
it out.

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