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August 16, 2023 1 min
Listen to Skeery and a caller's Dad jokes! Spoiler: the caller's is better...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's it. That's my name. Don't wear it out? Is
that like a dad phrase?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We're talking about dad jokes now we have dad phrases
like what time is it?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's hard for you to go to watch I would
always say to my dad, I'm gonna go to get
a haircut.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well did you get them all cut?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Alex is my husband.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
He's like the king of the dad lines, like I'm
gonna go take a shower, Well this time? Why don't
you use soap? Okay, I don't know where is it from?
What does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah? Yes, carry to whoever stole my depression medication. I
hope you're happy now. Oh my uncle used to say
that all the time.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
All the time he did, I hope you're happy. Now
Here comes the uncle with the depression medicine joke.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
What is today Friday?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It is all day? All day? Right? Thanks dad? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Line nineteen Emily calling from Cleveland. We'll say hi, Hi Emily, Hi,
how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's like it's I think National Tell a Joke Day.
We changed it to National dad joke because for some
reason we're into them, Like do you have one, Yes,
I do have one.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, what you call a jalapeno in Antarctica? What do
you call a jialipino an Arctica?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
A chili pepper? As as you as long as you
preface it by saying it's a dad joke, then you're allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's you're allowed.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
To be as awful as possible, because that's the point,
right Emily. All right, thank you, Emily. We're worried about you.
I hope you have a good day. Thanks for listening
to you. Thank you

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