July 25, 2024 • 5 mins
Stolen yogurt, picked out chicken, and thrown out pesto, oh my! We are having a refrigerator war in the office!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We have some refrigerator wars going on here, Deanna, what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Someone stole my yogurt twice this week?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yogurts Okay, which refrigerator were they located? The main kitchen one?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Why would I have my name on it in black
sharpy on the side and the lid so they're like
clearly looking at it, opening it, seeing that it says
Dianna and still.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Eating it or I don't know what they're doing, caudacity.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
But you're not the only one.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's other radio stations that told me their yogurt got
stolen this week.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
In the scary walks in and says, you know what,
if you don't want it, it's it's all wine. It's
like scary. Please, you know you're wrong with that. But
Deanna wrote her name on the two sides to side
and they still took it. They still took it. We
have stow that bandit well. I was about to suggest
you put it in my refrigerator, but don't because apparently
I threw away Andrew's sister's pesto. Oh, how do you
(00:57):
turn him on? Can you run the board here, can
you do this? I know you're drinking coffee on it?
How do you run that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, Hi Hi, No, so I threw away. I opened
my refrigerator and there was this tupperware thing with lots
of green in it. So I assumed it used to
be potatoes and now it's all green. So I tossed it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, my sister makes one of the best pestos ever,
and sorry, Josh wanted some, and so I brought it
in for Josh and like of all days for you
to clean your fridge, it was literally like the next day,
and I went to open it to give it to
him and it was gone.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So I just saw green, so I just assumed it
hadn't always been green. It's a very vibrant color. I understand.
I feel awful for throwing that out. It's okay, So
she could make more. Okay, it's good. It's good that
she can make more. Actually, I know there's so much
basil out there. We could be some more pesto. Yes,
there always seems to be this thing about refrigerators and
people's stuff, and there's there's always an issue. Yeah, so
(01:54):
I guess we don't have a clear set of rules
or what I.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Always thought the rule was of it's not yours, don't
touch it. But apparently we need to put a sign
up about that because there's also someone in the building
who says that only the chicken out of the meal
they bring in every day gets taken.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
They take the chicken out of the.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Chicken gets taken.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That is doing it for sure. I maybe don't touch
it if it's not yours. It's kind of like the
standard in life. Not a refrigerator. Okay, wait, but I
don't expect anyone to put stuff in my refrigerator. And
you can, but I didn't. I didn't know it was
in there. I'll label it next time and say please
don't throw out. Okay, you can do that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, we need to pull together and get another fridge
for just us.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, Scotti is a refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Scotty's refrigerator. He makes such a big deal about one thing.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You put in Wait, don't I have a yogurt in
your refrigerator? Is a yogurt in there? Deanna? You want
my yogurt? I mean maybe, yeah, health check it's not.
It's an Icelandic. It's very nice premium yogurt. Icelandic provisions.
What theick and creamy? What's the date on it? Though?
Best effused by July thirtieth? You're good right in Blueberry?
(02:57):
Is that okay? Yeah? It's all your thanks absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I put sticky notes on the fridge, by the way,
like passive aggressive notes.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Now, what's a Bill Berry?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It sounds very Blueberry and Bill Berry. I don't know
there's Bill Berry there? You okay with Bill Barry? He
used to be like the market manager Bill Berry.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm excited to see the notes on the fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Now, so let's get to this thing. Deanna said, she
does write these passes them passive aggressive notes. What do
you write? Please?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Stop stealing couple letters and eating my yogurt? Not cool,
Deanna Nice? That's gonna do it, Deanna?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You tell them what I noticed though the other day.
There is a camera now that faces into that little
kitchen area. I think we need to go ask our
security guys to pull the footage of who walked out
with some yogurt.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I wouldn't mind seeing that. Yeah, Scotty, what I think
there's a urine sample in my refrigerator too?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm so sorry? How is this?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
How it's from my just cracking egg. I forgot to
put the egg out.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
He say it, Andrew, you're using everyone's refrigerator. I'm pollin
eating all of them. I'm looking at it. It doesn't
it looks like breast milk. It's liquid eggwaite. How long
has this been in there? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Didn't we try to get a refrigerator for all of us,
But like they, we were told no because there was
no place to plug it in or something that was
in the very beginning of this place.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Though, I think we can get it.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't you remember when we were in the studios. That
refrigerator was a science experiments. It was gross. It smelled
terrible when you opened it. Yeah, it was a bad one. Well,
I know. But the main refrigerator where Deanna lost her yogurt,
that that's used by hundreds of people.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, at least one bandit. No, someone also saw Danielle's
pizza once they did. I saved a whole thing of
pizza and I wrote, don't eat Danielle's pizza, and someone
still ate it. Ate Daniell's pizza.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh my god, someone actually ate John Bell's yogurt the
other day. He has he hasn't worked here in twenty years.
I thought it was kind of cheese. Eventually was scary
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We have some refrigerator wars going on here, Deanna, what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Someone stole my yogurt twice this week?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yogurts Okay, which refrigerator were they located? The main kitchen one?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Why would I have my name on it in black
sharpy on the side and the lid so they're like
clearly looking at it, opening it, seeing that it says
Dianna and still.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Eating it or I don't know what they're doing, caudacity.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
But you're not the only one.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's other radio stations that told me their yogurt got
stolen this week.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
In the scary walks in and says, you know what,
if you don't want it, it's it's all wine. It's
like scary. Please, you know you're wrong with that. But
Deanna wrote her name on the two sides to side
and they still took it. They still took it. We
have stow that bandit well. I was about to suggest
you put it in my refrigerator, but don't because apparently
I threw away Andrew's sister's pesto. Oh, how do you
(00:57):
turn him on? Can you run the board here, can
you do this? I know you're drinking coffee on it?
How do you run that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, Hi Hi, No, so I threw away. I opened
my refrigerator and there was this tupperware thing with lots
of green in it. So I assumed it used to
be potatoes and now it's all green. So I tossed it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, my sister makes one of the best pestos ever,
and sorry, Josh wanted some, and so I brought it
in for Josh and like of all days for you
to clean your fridge, it was literally like the next day,
and I went to open it to give it to
him and it was gone.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So I just saw green, so I just assumed it
hadn't always been green. It's a very vibrant color. I understand.
I feel awful for throwing that out. It's okay, So
she could make more. Okay, it's good. It's good that
she can make more. Actually, I know there's so much
basil out there. We could be some more pesto. Yes,
there always seems to be this thing about refrigerators and
people's stuff, and there's there's always an issue. Yeah, so
(01:54):
I guess we don't have a clear set of rules
or what I.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Always thought the rule was of it's not yours, don't
touch it. But apparently we need to put a sign
up about that because there's also someone in the building
who says that only the chicken out of the meal
they bring in every day gets taken.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
They take the chicken out of the.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Chicken gets taken.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That is doing it for sure. I maybe don't touch
it if it's not yours. It's kind of like the
standard in life. Not a refrigerator. Okay, wait, but I
don't expect anyone to put stuff in my refrigerator. And
you can, but I didn't. I didn't know it was
in there. I'll label it next time and say please
don't throw out. Okay, you can do that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, we need to pull together and get another fridge
for just us.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, Scotti is a refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Scotty's refrigerator. He makes such a big deal about one thing.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You put in Wait, don't I have a yogurt in
your refrigerator? Is a yogurt in there? Deanna? You want
my yogurt? I mean maybe, yeah, health check it's not.
It's an Icelandic. It's very nice premium yogurt. Icelandic provisions.
What theick and creamy? What's the date on it? Though?
Best effused by July thirtieth? You're good right in Blueberry?
(02:57):
Is that okay? Yeah? It's all your thanks absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I put sticky notes on the fridge, by the way,
like passive aggressive notes.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Now, what's a Bill Berry?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It sounds very Blueberry and Bill Berry. I don't know
there's Bill Berry there? You okay with Bill Barry? He
used to be like the market manager Bill Berry.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm excited to see the notes on the fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Now, so let's get to this thing. Deanna said, she
does write these passes them passive aggressive notes. What do
you write? Please?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Stop stealing couple letters and eating my yogurt? Not cool,
Deanna Nice? That's gonna do it, Deanna?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You tell them what I noticed though the other day.
There is a camera now that faces into that little
kitchen area. I think we need to go ask our
security guys to pull the footage of who walked out
with some yogurt.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I wouldn't mind seeing that. Yeah, Scotty, what I think
there's a urine sample in my refrigerator too?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm so sorry? How is this?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
How it's from my just cracking egg. I forgot to
put the egg out.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
He say it, Andrew, you're using everyone's refrigerator. I'm pollin
eating all of them. I'm looking at it. It doesn't
it looks like breast milk. It's liquid eggwaite. How long
has this been in there? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Didn't we try to get a refrigerator for all of us,
But like they, we were told no because there was
no place to plug it in or something that was
in the very beginning of this place.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Though, I think we can get it.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't you remember when we were in the studios. That
refrigerator was a science experiments. It was gross. It smelled
terrible when you opened it. Yeah, it was a bad one. Well,
I know. But the main refrigerator where Deanna lost her yogurt,
that that's used by hundreds of people.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, at least one bandit. No, someone also saw Danielle's
pizza once they did. I saved a whole thing of
pizza and I wrote, don't eat Danielle's pizza, and someone
still ate it. Ate Daniell's pizza.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh my god, someone actually ate John Bell's yogurt the
other day. He has he hasn't worked here in twenty years.
I thought it was kind of cheese. Eventually was scary
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