April 10, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm going down Gandhi's daily list of things to talk about. Yeah,
do we.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Which one the first one on there?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
But you know what, it's not my story to tell.
I just wanted to remind you that it happened.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, I remember it happened. We were somewhere like several
weeks ago, right, and it's when I first first started
taking some of the GOV stuff and we all joke
about how it you know, it does have side effects sometimes.
Well what happened. Oh my god, if you pull up
(00:45):
a video of Niagara Falls and then put a pair
of underwear on it, that's what happened. Yeah, so you yes, yeah,
And we were all out in public.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, all.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He vanished for a very long time. I actually thought
he did the Irish exit. I was like, oh, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I did I walked out of the bar backward. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then he resurfaced, maybe like twenty thirty minutes later,
and he told us that he discarded a piece of
clothing in the bathroom because there was an incident, a
soiling if you will.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, wow, oh my god. There was no warning. It
was like it was like that earthquake last week in
New Jersey. There was no warning, no warning at all.
Did you did you trust something you should know?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, no, no, And I'm not really Oh, this is
not a press conference.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Damn well, I didn't have a question.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
There was no warning, That's what I said. I was
very clear, there's no warning. What you walked back.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
In without that piece of clothing because you threw it out.
Weren't you nervous that could happen again? And if it did,
of course you had nothing less.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I mean, I don't want to get to see
I don't want to answer questions because it's gonna get
really it's gonna get really sticky. Gross. I was pretty
I was pretty sure after the original earthquake there was
no more earthquake left. Yeah, no trimmers. So leave it
at that, okay. But then Alex reminded me this happened
to me in uh where were we were? We were traveling,
(02:10):
and we were oh, we were in Dubai. Dubai. The
Dubai airport is massive, and so when you're in the lounge,
you're hanging out waiting, you know, four hours for your flight.
I was like, oh gosh, Alex, I'll be back. I
know that there's a bathroom like fourteen football fields down
the hallway. There's like forty five men's rooms all the
(02:31):
way from where I am to the now one. So
I took the walk all I needed a cart it
was that far. Knowing that no one would get near me,
I had to go to the bathroom. I had to
do the same thing that happened at this thing. And
I as soon as I discarded what I needed to discard,
here comes the guy to clean the bathroom and clean
(02:53):
out the trash can. I'm like, no, I was thinking,
no not. I don't know how to speak her language,
but no, do not do not go in there.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you think he knew it came from you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, I was the only one within ten million miles
of that bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I'm blaming Gandhi. What I'll tell you why. It's Gandhi's fault.
I blame her too, right, But why are we blaming her?
I'll tell you why because Gandhi one times said that
she had multiple friends that said it was okay for
this to happen to you two to three times per year.
And I don't think that's normal. And so I think
that being Gandhi's friend makes you do that to yourself.
Even three times per year, you increased my odds. I'm
(03:31):
therefore it's Gandhi's fault.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What Harry Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I would like the record to reflect that, I too,
believe three times a year is insane.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think that's that's not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm like, once I'm on the once every ten year plan, right.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I feel like maybe violent illness. I understand, you know,
things are happening outside of that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I have an iomic bugs something like that. I do understand.
The press companies like questions.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know, listen, this, this tsunami came out of nowhere.
Has it happened?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Has it happened again?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Since?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, not at all, carry like extra no questions, no questions.
I tell you, no questions. Stop it. I'm sorry, Nate.
If you have something to say, that's good. If you
have a question, did to withdraw my question? This is
not jeopardy. You don't have to do anything in the
form of a question. Then I have something to say.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, you should carry extra ammunition with you now in
case you have another incident, extra ammunition, ammunition, a shield.
You should carry an extra shield with you in case
another incident. Okay, I'll keep those in my purse. Oh
that's right.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You know they do sell those in shop, right, those
certain underwear things you can wear.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't depends. I'm moving on. I'm moving on. But
you know what, because I'm not, I didn't know. I
told you I had no clue. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Listen, I was there.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I know he had no clue. There was no sign,
there was no guys, my stomach hurts nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It was a poof. He's gone. Minutes later, he reservices
and he's like, there was an incident.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I put the pooh and poof? Well, can I take
a break? I have a lot of questions I want
to ask.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can we take a break? Is a question? We asked question?
It didn't because we have people, you don't have to
answer them. Okay, go ahead, what what? What was your question?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Name?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So real to just think about how far we've taken
it and this is not a good time to dog
pilot and make it work. Then I can't ask the question,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It didn't make it past the first line of defense? Right, No,
it did not.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wow, he's very fortunate.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I would like to know the brand that you use.
I got. That's quite the content. I was expeditious in
getting to the yes. Next question statement, I feel for you, Elvis.
When I was nine years old and I was shopping
in wall Bounds with my mom, it happened to me
in the middle of nowhere, and I had one line
of defense and it was not a good one. I'm
(05:58):
just saying I feel for you, Okay, And with summer
coming on, I'll be bringing a lot of white pants
I got and there's an exit. Oh my god, I
definitely don't want to go be myself at the beach
because you have a bathing zoo. What last question? What
color was the second line of defense? What does that
(06:18):
have to do with anything? Because it doesn't matter because
it was kind of been Okay, you know what that
question is ir irrelevant but pretty relevant. No, it's not.
We were just having that conversation. Okay, we done with this. Yeah,
I'm not getting in any trouble. I'm not asking any questions.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Someone said they've been on mogobe for a year. It
gets better.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Ohs like you like we be hazes you if.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You can make it past this I'm gonna bename Govi
we gravy. Oh my, all right, let me look down.
That was Gandhi's thing to talk about today.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm going down Gandhi's daily list of things to talk about. Yeah,
do we.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Which one the first one on there?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
But you know what, it's not my story to tell.
I just wanted to remind you that it happened.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh, I remember it happened. We were somewhere like several
weeks ago, right, and it's when I first first started
taking some of the GOV stuff and we all joke
about how it you know, it does have side effects sometimes.
Well what happened. Oh my god, if you pull up
(00:45):
a video of Niagara Falls and then put a pair
of underwear on it, that's what happened. Yeah, so you yes, yeah,
And we were all out in public.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, all.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He vanished for a very long time. I actually thought
he did the Irish exit. I was like, oh, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I did I walked out of the bar backward. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And then he resurfaced, maybe like twenty thirty minutes later,
and he told us that he discarded a piece of
clothing in the bathroom because there was an incident, a
soiling if you will.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, wow, oh my god. There was no warning. It
was like it was like that earthquake last week in
New Jersey. There was no warning, no warning at all.
Did you did you trust something you should know?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, no, no, And I'm not really Oh, this is
not a press conference.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Damn well, I didn't have a question.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
There was no warning, That's what I said. I was
very clear, there's no warning. What you walked back.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
In without that piece of clothing because you threw it out.
Weren't you nervous that could happen again? And if it did,
of course you had nothing less.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I mean, I don't want to get to see
I don't want to answer questions because it's gonna get
really it's gonna get really sticky. Gross. I was pretty
I was pretty sure after the original earthquake there was
no more earthquake left. Yeah, no trimmers. So leave it
at that, okay. But then Alex reminded me this happened
to me in uh where were we were? We were traveling,
(02:10):
and we were oh, we were in Dubai. Dubai. The
Dubai airport is massive, and so when you're in the lounge,
you're hanging out waiting, you know, four hours for your flight.
I was like, oh gosh, Alex, I'll be back. I
know that there's a bathroom like fourteen football fields down
the hallway. There's like forty five men's rooms all the
(02:31):
way from where I am to the now one. So
I took the walk all I needed a cart it
was that far. Knowing that no one would get near me,
I had to go to the bathroom. I had to
do the same thing that happened at this thing. And
I as soon as I discarded what I needed to discard,
here comes the guy to clean the bathroom and clean
(02:53):
out the trash can. I'm like, no, I was thinking,
no not. I don't know how to speak her language,
but no, do not do not go in there.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Do you think he knew it came from you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, I was the only one within ten million miles
of that bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I'm blaming Gandhi. What I'll tell you why. It's Gandhi's fault.
I blame her too, right, But why are we blaming her?
I'll tell you why because Gandhi one times said that
she had multiple friends that said it was okay for
this to happen to you two to three times per year.
And I don't think that's normal. And so I think
that being Gandhi's friend makes you do that to yourself.
Even three times per year, you increased my odds. I'm
(03:31):
therefore it's Gandhi's fault.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
What Harry Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I would like the record to reflect that, I too,
believe three times a year is insane.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I think that's that's not acceptable.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm like, once I'm on the once every ten year plan, right.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I feel like maybe violent illness. I understand, you know,
things are happening outside of that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I have an iomic bugs something like that. I do understand.
The press companies like questions.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know, listen, this, this tsunami came out of nowhere.
Has it happened?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Has it happened again?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Since?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, not at all, carry like extra no questions, no questions.
I tell you, no questions. Stop it. I'm sorry, Nate.
If you have something to say, that's good. If you
have a question, did to withdraw my question? This is
not jeopardy. You don't have to do anything in the
form of a question. Then I have something to say.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, you should carry extra ammunition with you now in
case you have another incident, extra ammunition, ammunition, a shield.
You should carry an extra shield with you in case
another incident. Okay, I'll keep those in my purse. Oh
that's right.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You know they do sell those in shop, right, those
certain underwear things you can wear.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't depends. I'm moving on. I'm moving on. But
you know what, because I'm not, I didn't know. I
told you I had no clue. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Listen, I was there.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I know he had no clue. There was no sign,
there was no guys, my stomach hurts nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It was a poof. He's gone. Minutes later, he reservices
and he's like, there was an incident.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I put the pooh and poof? Well, can I take
a break? I have a lot of questions I want
to ask.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can we take a break? Is a question? We asked question?
It didn't because we have people, you don't have to
answer them. Okay, go ahead, what what? What was your question?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Name?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So real to just think about how far we've taken
it and this is not a good time to dog
pilot and make it work. Then I can't ask the question,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It didn't make it past the first line of defense? Right, No,
it did not.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wow, he's very fortunate.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I would like to know the brand that you use.
I got. That's quite the content. I was expeditious in
getting to the yes. Next question statement, I feel for you, Elvis.
When I was nine years old and I was shopping
in wall Bounds with my mom, it happened to me
in the middle of nowhere, and I had one line
of defense and it was not a good one. I'm
(05:58):
just saying I feel for you, Okay, And with summer
coming on, I'll be bringing a lot of white pants
I got and there's an exit. Oh my god, I
definitely don't want to go be myself at the beach
because you have a bathing zoo. What last question? What
color was the second line of defense? What does that
(06:18):
have to do with anything? Because it doesn't matter because
it was kind of been Okay, you know what that
question is ir irrelevant but pretty relevant. No, it's not.
We were just having that conversation. Okay, we done with this. Yeah,
I'm not getting in any trouble. I'm not asking any questions.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Someone said they've been on mogobe for a year. It
gets better.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Ohs like you like we be hazes you if.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You can make it past this I'm gonna bename Govi
we gravy. Oh my, all right, let me look down.
That was Gandhi's thing to talk about today.
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