August 18, 2025 • 13 mins
Seems as if someone's bed is always breaking... this weekend, it was Skeery and then some callers!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's daily highlight from Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
In the morning show, Scary said.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
He had a very awful traumatic weekend. Part of it
he plopped down on his bed and broke it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, for seventeen years, I've been humping over my bed
and I literally from my back, I back into the
bed and I jump up and backed and PLoP and I.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Plopped one too many times broke the bed frame.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And now one side of my bed is higher than
the other side of my bed.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
To what frame is?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Why? Okay? Question? Why do you PLoP under your bed
like that?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It sounds like you're waiting for the judges from other
countries to get your ratings and things.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's a bad happen that I got into because I
have a temper pedic mattress and I just love the
feel of just just like flying into my bed.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
The mattress can take it, the bed frame can't.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I learned that the hard way. So now it is
in search of a bed.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Well, guess what it's now time for? How did you
break your bed this weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh god, I hope we get a bunch of different
answers other than plopping. Yeah, feel free to Texas or
call us text at fifty five one hundred, call us
at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
How did you break your bed this weekend? It has
to have been between Friday and yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh wow, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, let's narrow it down a right. We would a
fresh break story.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Have you ever broken a bed?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Yeah, I think everybody has, right, I don't think everybody
hasn't think I have.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I've broken two beds. How many beds have you broken?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Just one?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Just one?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah? One for me?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
You want to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't think I can.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Really.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Wow, I broke a hotel bed years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I don't want to know that. Can we go back
to Gandhi real quick? Yes, sure, let's get back to gandhand.
Was it your action or the action of the other individual?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think it was a collective.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, I can see together, but I mean, like, who
is doing the actual movement?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Well, she said both of them?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Both people?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, answered no, no, no, no, both people can move at
the same time.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I've never had that.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Nate, who are you dating? God?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I guess, I guess when you're when you're having sex
with cadavers. Never, I've never had that somebody actually moves
only one.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Person does the work.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My god.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Okay, okay, we've been doing the work you are doing
right now. Nobody I know.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But at the time, who was it?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm usually me wow, okay, well, okay to each his
own okay, but anyway, so okay, why are you just
stealing my bit? Get away? You're like, this is the
son of a bad producer, derail, You're out. You did
not want to hear about you having sex with dead
people necrophilia, not having sex with forxes, all right, and
(03:00):
not Jeffrey. I'm sure they're near dead. Oh god, you really? Okay,
so let's go back to that. We can always get
back to this bad thing. Why don't you go date
someone who actually can get into it with you? I
think you would enjoy it more. I'm just saying I agree.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Am I alone?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I was distounded by his question.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I typically have always assumed the guy does most of
the work.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Maybe I've just been deeting.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The visual I have right now, Like I have the
whole scenario in my head of his last person.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
God, I don't want to that tied up. Why can't
they do we're.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Going to tie down. Did you sedate them in some way?
I did not give them a Cosmopolitan bill, cosby polite.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are they able to if they want to?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right then, okay, okay, anyway, so how did you
break your bed?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I broke a hotel bed jumping on it. It
was an antique at this really old hotel in Venice.
As a matter of fact, they said, we're putting you
and we're upgrading you to this suite. We're like, oh no,
we're not worthy of that. We had this little cheap
little room downstairs, right, and some of the furniture in
this room was cordoned off so you wouldn't sit on it.
It's like these are real You're like sleeping in a museum.
(04:20):
So the bed was fair game. So my friend Karen
and I started jumping on it and we broke through
the floor. This bed was probably this bed was like
eight hundred years old.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Floor.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh my god, I called Bob's you get a bob
a pedick up here now? So texting and oh, here's one.
I broke a bed at Ikea, walked away hoping no
one saw it. Went back there a few days later,
one of the workers said, Hey, aren't you the guy
that broke the bed?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So, once again, how did you break the bed this weekend?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The lines are ready.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, it's scary plopped on his bed. Yeah, I think
I bet you were gonna think twice a b plopping down,
aren't you?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah? Yeah, now I will.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Now I will gently slide and glide into my bed.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, here's someone they broke the bed this weekend, tackling his.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Wife like a football tackle.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I broke my ex's bed in my current fiance's bed
frame during sex.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, this guy's.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Breaking beds and hearts all across America. Oh, here's a ballot.
My bed was broken last year. I brought a heavy
gal home. Oh wow, that's not nicee.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
They didn't break the bed heavy gal.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sounds like the bed was weak.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
No way.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, Please do.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You have autophones? Line nineteen's Joe from Dayton, Ohio.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I want to Joe. I remember your text, Joe, thank
you for texting us.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
May I use the terminology you used in the text
and then you can explain what's going on?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Go ahead, Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We were talking about breaking the bed, Oh, says I
power bombed my wife on the bed, and that kind
of did it you power So someone of the rooms
said yeah, some one of the rooms said maybe it
was a spelling correction.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
He had no I think he mentions a power bombed,
not bottomed. Y.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, wow, so you broke the bed power bombing.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yes, we're we're fans of the w W.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So U sometimes sometimes it gets a little spicy.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Uh so you know we I got a little inverted
power bomb that you know we do sometimes.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, so this is this is an actual move in
the ring, the power bomb?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yes, absolutely?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh okay, well that that's a whole ball game.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
So when you see it though, when you look it
up as.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Oh no, come on, he got power bomb.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This is great.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Did we lose John, I'm here, I'm here, Oh Joe. Okay,
so we missed what you just said?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Say it again? Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, well hold on a second. Yeah, So what are
you learning here, Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It looks quite acrobatic.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
You have to be pretty flexible and strong, and I
cannot believe that you do this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
To your wife.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
It's a pile driver thing, right.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
It's like somebody flipped, like he flips her up over
his head and then slams her on the bed. From that, Nate,
you should learn that that's more work.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Question. What's your question?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Do you say something like is there an exclamation or
something that you screamed out while you do the power
bottom move?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Or is it a solo thing?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Absolutely, but I can't really say it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Thank you invested.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
By the way, this is crazy.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
I'm talking to you about to listen to y'all every morning,
very much.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Thank you, Joe Channel nine nine nine and beautiful Dayton, Ohio,
thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
You and your your power bombed wife have a nice night.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I know, I know, absolutely, Jessica, uh, I wish no offense,
but I want to take your boyfriend on vacation with us,
just in case we need him.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Tell everyone what happened.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
He comes in handy. You know, we got a hotel
for the week, and you do have a nice little
time for ourselves, not necessarily quiet time, but some time.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
And oh God.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Was sorry, sorry sorry. Luckily he was able to go out,
you know, to the car and get the tools that
he needed. And you know, your boyfriend again just enough.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Your boyfriend is in construction, so he was able to
fix it before you left the hood. You never had
to pay for anything. No one ever knew it. I
bet that bed was more dirty when you left than
it was when.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You got there.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
I'm sure it was not the only time he broke
a bed.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
But well, thanks for sharing. You're so so proud of that. Well,
thank you very much, Jessica. You have a great day.
Thanks for listening. Finally we go talk to a John online.
Twenty John broke someone else's bed. See, if you're gonna
break someone's bed, make sure it's not yours, right, John?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
What happened? That's right, that we were having an after
party to get together at one of my buddy's houses
and my ex and I were flirting and we ended
up doing the dirty deat on his bed and found
out through a text this morning actually from a party
Saturday night, that we ended up breaking his bed and
(09:50):
had no idea until I got that dex wodding.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh wait, there's so many layers here. So you broke
someone else's bed with your ex? Yeah, okay, all right,
that's okay, that's allowed. So I mean, so you got
a text you said this morning from the owner of
the broken bed.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
That is correct, My buddy nice to me this morning.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, so exactly what did you do to the bed?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Like what broked so one of the I guess reel
parts of the frame had snapped or something of the sort.
So his bed was lean.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Like leaning at a downward angle towards the corner of
the bed. But I guess during the transition of doing
the dirty it happened. Not sure when or how, but
we may have been intoxicated. But you know that's okay,
all right, yeah, gandhi, But up was he more upset
that you broke the bed or that you guys banged
(10:48):
it out in his bed?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
He wasn't upset at all.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh, he was just like ha, my bed's broken.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Yeah it was at He's not he's not asking for
any imbursement or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Broke you just that that comes with the territory.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Wait a minute, you're not. He's not asking you to
pay for a new bed, you get He's gonna do
that on his own.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, are you Are you going to give him some money?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
I will get that kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Come on, these things happen bred the bed's break.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I mean, look at the scary bed. You want to
break your own bed. You don't want somebody else breaking.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Your bad exactly?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Tell you what, though, bed frames are not cheap, I
learned that this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Scary be paid for it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, exactly, all right, Well, how much you're gonna give him?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Like?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
What?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Twenty bucks? I mean, what do you? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's it's how much you're gonna give your friend for
the broken bed.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
I'll probably give him a couple of hundred bucks, okay,
well worth it?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yeah, all right, that's all?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh all right, thanks for sharing. All right, Well, thank
you John, you have a great day. Thanks for calling,
and feel free. Next time you break it bed, we
want to hear from you. Call me back all right
out here it's crazy anyway, So thank you for listening
to how did you break your bed? This weekend? Join
us again next Monday morning as we find out how
(12:16):
you broke a bed and how much it cost you
and who was it? Wait, it all started with Scary
just plopping down on his bed, as he's done since
he was a teenager.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Exactly. It's a bad happen that is now over.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, I guess your weight on the bed. The bed
couldn't take anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I'm not saying your weight is over. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Seventeen consecutive years of plopping it finally gave out.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yes, Johndy Coaster Boy josh just sent in a submission.
He said my bed was a blow up mattress when
I moved back to New York in twenty twenty two.
I popped it with my uncut toenails in the middle
of the night. I vividly remember it deflating as my
body slowly lowered to the crown.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
He's great.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, see, if we had coachaboy josh On, we'd have
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Speaker 5 (13:11):
Remember that restaurant we used to go to in Tribeca.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, oh my god, he broke.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
That little sink off the wall when he was railing someone.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh god, you know they did because of that.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Yeah.
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It's daily highlight from Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
In the morning show, Scary said.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
He had a very awful traumatic weekend. Part of it
he plopped down on his bed and broke it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, for seventeen years, I've been humping over my bed
and I literally from my back, I back into the
bed and I jump up and backed and PLoP and I.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Plopped one too many times broke the bed frame.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And now one side of my bed is higher than
the other side of my bed.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
To what frame is?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Why? Okay? Question? Why do you PLoP under your bed
like that?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It sounds like you're waiting for the judges from other
countries to get your ratings and things.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's a bad happen that I got into because I
have a temper pedic mattress and I just love the
feel of just just like flying into my bed.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
The mattress can take it, the bed frame can't.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I learned that the hard way. So now it is
in search of a bed.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Well, guess what it's now time for? How did you
break your bed this weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh god, I hope we get a bunch of different
answers other than plopping. Yeah, feel free to Texas or
call us text at fifty five one hundred, call us
at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
How did you break your bed this weekend? It has
to have been between Friday and yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh wow, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, let's narrow it down a right. We would a
fresh break story.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Have you ever broken a bed?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Yeah, I think everybody has, right, I don't think everybody
hasn't think I have.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I've broken two beds. How many beds have you broken?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Just one?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Just one?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah? One for me?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
You want to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I don't think I can.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Really.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Wow, I broke a hotel bed years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I don't want to know that. Can we go back
to Gandhi real quick? Yes, sure, let's get back to gandhand.
Was it your action or the action of the other individual?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think it was a collective.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, I can see together, but I mean, like, who
is doing the actual movement?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Well, she said both of them?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Both people?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, answered no, no, no, no, both people can move at
the same time.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I've never had that.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Nate, who are you dating? God?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I guess, I guess when you're when you're having sex
with cadavers. Never, I've never had that somebody actually moves
only one.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Person does the work.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My god.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Okay, okay, we've been doing the work you are doing
right now. Nobody I know.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But at the time, who was it?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm usually me wow, okay, well, okay to each his
own okay, but anyway, so okay, why are you just
stealing my bit? Get away? You're like, this is the
son of a bad producer, derail, You're out. You did
not want to hear about you having sex with dead
people necrophilia, not having sex with forxes, all right, and
(03:00):
not Jeffrey. I'm sure they're near dead. Oh god, you really? Okay,
so let's go back to that. We can always get
back to this bad thing. Why don't you go date
someone who actually can get into it with you? I
think you would enjoy it more. I'm just saying I agree.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Am I alone?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I was distounded by his question.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I typically have always assumed the guy does most of
the work.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Maybe I've just been deeting.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The visual I have right now, Like I have the
whole scenario in my head of his last person.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
God, I don't want to that tied up. Why can't
they do we're.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Going to tie down. Did you sedate them in some way?
I did not give them a Cosmopolitan bill, cosby polite.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are they able to if they want to?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right then, okay, okay, anyway, so how did you
break your bed?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I broke a hotel bed jumping on it. It
was an antique at this really old hotel in Venice.
As a matter of fact, they said, we're putting you
and we're upgrading you to this suite. We're like, oh no,
we're not worthy of that. We had this little cheap
little room downstairs, right, and some of the furniture in
this room was cordoned off so you wouldn't sit on it.
It's like these are real You're like sleeping in a museum.
(04:20):
So the bed was fair game. So my friend Karen
and I started jumping on it and we broke through
the floor. This bed was probably this bed was like
eight hundred years old.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Floor.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh my god, I called Bob's you get a bob
a pedick up here now? So texting and oh, here's one.
I broke a bed at Ikea, walked away hoping no
one saw it. Went back there a few days later,
one of the workers said, Hey, aren't you the guy
that broke the bed?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So, once again, how did you break the bed this weekend?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
The lines are ready.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, it's scary plopped on his bed. Yeah, I think
I bet you were gonna think twice a b plopping down,
aren't you?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah? Yeah, now I will.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Now I will gently slide and glide into my bed.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, here's someone they broke the bed this weekend, tackling his.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Wife like a football tackle.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I broke my ex's bed in my current fiance's bed
frame during sex.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, this guy's.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Breaking beds and hearts all across America. Oh, here's a ballot.
My bed was broken last year. I brought a heavy
gal home. Oh wow, that's not nicee.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
They didn't break the bed heavy gal.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sounds like the bed was weak.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
No way.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, Please do.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You have autophones? Line nineteen's Joe from Dayton, Ohio.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I want to Joe. I remember your text, Joe, thank
you for texting us.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
May I use the terminology you used in the text
and then you can explain what's going on?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Go ahead, Joe.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
We were talking about breaking the bed, Oh, says I
power bombed my wife on the bed, and that kind
of did it you power So someone of the rooms
said yeah, some one of the rooms said maybe it
was a spelling correction.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
He had no I think he mentions a power bombed,
not bottomed. Y.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, wow, so you broke the bed power bombing.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yes, we're we're fans of the w W.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So U sometimes sometimes it gets a little spicy.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Uh so you know we I got a little inverted
power bomb that you know we do sometimes.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, so this is this is an actual move in
the ring, the power bomb?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yes, absolutely?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh okay, well that that's a whole ball game.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
So when you see it though, when you look it
up as.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Oh no, come on, he got power bomb.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This is great.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Did we lose John, I'm here, I'm here, Oh Joe. Okay,
so we missed what you just said?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Say it again? Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, well hold on a second. Yeah, So what are
you learning here, Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It looks quite acrobatic.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
You have to be pretty flexible and strong, and I
cannot believe that you do this.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
To your wife.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
It's a pile driver thing, right.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
It's like somebody flipped, like he flips her up over
his head and then slams her on the bed. From that, Nate,
you should learn that that's more work.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Question. What's your question?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Do you say something like is there an exclamation or
something that you screamed out while you do the power
bottom move?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Or is it a solo thing?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Absolutely, but I can't really say it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Thank you invested.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
By the way, this is crazy.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
I'm talking to you about to listen to y'all every morning,
very much.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Thank you, Joe Channel nine nine nine and beautiful Dayton, Ohio,
thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
You and your your power bombed wife have a nice night.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I know, I know, absolutely, Jessica, uh, I wish no offense,
but I want to take your boyfriend on vacation with us,
just in case we need him.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Tell everyone what happened.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
He comes in handy. You know, we got a hotel
for the week, and you do have a nice little
time for ourselves, not necessarily quiet time, but some time.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
And oh God.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Was sorry, sorry sorry. Luckily he was able to go out,
you know, to the car and get the tools that
he needed. And you know, your boyfriend again just enough.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Your boyfriend is in construction, so he was able to
fix it before you left the hood. You never had
to pay for anything. No one ever knew it. I
bet that bed was more dirty when you left than
it was when.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You got there.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
I'm sure it was not the only time he broke
a bed.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
But well, thanks for sharing. You're so so proud of that. Well,
thank you very much, Jessica. You have a great day.
Thanks for listening. Finally we go talk to a John online.
Twenty John broke someone else's bed. See, if you're gonna
break someone's bed, make sure it's not yours, right, John?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
What happened? That's right, that we were having an after
party to get together at one of my buddy's houses
and my ex and I were flirting and we ended
up doing the dirty deat on his bed and found
out through a text this morning actually from a party
Saturday night, that we ended up breaking his bed and
(09:50):
had no idea until I got that dex wodding.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh wait, there's so many layers here. So you broke
someone else's bed with your ex? Yeah, okay, all right,
that's okay, that's allowed. So I mean, so you got
a text you said this morning from the owner of
the broken bed.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
That is correct, My buddy nice to me this morning.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, so exactly what did you do to the bed?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Like what broked so one of the I guess reel
parts of the frame had snapped or something of the sort.
So his bed was lean.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Like leaning at a downward angle towards the corner of
the bed. But I guess during the transition of doing
the dirty it happened. Not sure when or how, but
we may have been intoxicated. But you know that's okay,
all right, yeah, gandhi, But up was he more upset
that you broke the bed or that you guys banged
(10:48):
it out in his bed?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
He wasn't upset at all.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh, he was just like ha, my bed's broken.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Yeah it was at He's not he's not asking for
any imbursement or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Broke you just that that comes with the territory.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Wait a minute, you're not. He's not asking you to
pay for a new bed, you get He's gonna do
that on his own.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, are you Are you going to give him some money?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
I will get that kind of guy.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Come on, these things happen bred the bed's break.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I mean, look at the scary bed. You want to
break your own bed. You don't want somebody else breaking.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Your bad exactly?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Tell you what, though, bed frames are not cheap, I
learned that this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Scary be paid for it.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah, exactly, all right, Well, how much you're gonna give him?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Like?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
What?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Twenty bucks? I mean, what do you? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's it's how much you're gonna give your friend for
the broken bed.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
I'll probably give him a couple of hundred bucks, okay,
well worth it?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yeah, all right, that's all?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh all right, thanks for sharing. All right, Well, thank
you John, you have a great day. Thanks for calling,
and feel free. Next time you break it bed, we
want to hear from you. Call me back all right
out here it's crazy anyway, So thank you for listening
to how did you break your bed? This weekend? Join
us again next Monday morning as we find out how
(12:16):
you broke a bed and how much it cost you
and who was it? Wait, it all started with Scary
just plopping down on his bed, as he's done since
he was a teenager.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Exactly. It's a bad happen that is now over.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, I guess your weight on the bed. The bed
couldn't take anymore.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I'm not saying your weight is over. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Seventeen consecutive years of plopping it finally gave out.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Yes, Johndy Coaster Boy josh just sent in a submission.
He said my bed was a blow up mattress when
I moved back to New York in twenty twenty two.
I popped it with my uncut toenails in the middle
of the night. I vividly remember it deflating as my
body slowly lowered to the crown.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
He's great.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, see, if we had coachaboy josh On, we'd have
another another call. In segment, how did you break the
restroom's bathroom sink?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Remember that restaurant we used to go to in Tribeca.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, oh my god, he broke.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
That little sink off the wall when he was railing someone.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh god, you know they did because of that.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Yeah.
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