May 29, 2025 • 14 mins
Our guest contributor, Tom Kelly, stops by with a Tom-pic train that quickly goes off the rails!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show
is the Tom Kelly. But Tom Kelly, Hello Tom Kelly.
Oh my god, I have a button. You have a button?
Oh want to god? This is exciting. Okay. So Tom
Kelly is a contributor to our show. I like that
word contributor you are, and he says, I miss, I
missed the fact you guys do those topic train segments?
(00:22):
They were my favorites. What was so great about the
topic train to describe to people what they are.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a list of random topics you would not normally
come up within a coherent conversation. And what I loved
about what you used to do that I think I
can bring to the topic train is our friend Greg
t who came up with this, had a sense of
curiosity and he also didn't care if you made fun
of the questions.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And that's what I have.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I have no sense of self, I have no feelings,
but I have curiosity and that's what I can bring
to this.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is good. I was always told Elvis came up
with the topic chance, No, no, no, came up with that.
I invented the topic train, But he came up with
a question. Yes, okay, yeah, he would come in. He
still to this day says he came up with the
topic train. He did not. It's a big controversy. Controversy.
There's no came with the topic of the topic juggler,
(01:14):
the topic juggler. Okay, No, it is not a big controversy.
There is no controversy with me doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I want to call it the Tom Pick train to
you know, keep me from any possible litigation.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Don't do that. No, it's stupid. Okay, see, and right there,
my feelings not hurt. I don't care. Here's what we're
gonna do. So Tom's gonna throw out just a big
old list of topics. All right, Yes, they're all another
of them have anything in common. And so what you'll
do is call us or Texas whatever. We'll get in
touch with you. If there's a topic that hits a
nerve for you and you want to comment on it,
(01:47):
you can be a part of the topic train and
feel free to call and tell me I'm wrong. I
don't care. That's the beautiful thing. Oh, I got music. Music,
all right ready, it's the topic train, the train, all right,
all right, here we go. It's the Tom Kelly. Topic train. Now,
keep in mind, you know you can text it fifty
(02:09):
five one hundred or call it eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred. Diamond looks so bored with us? Well,
get right in a wake up, Diamond. It's about to
get hot. Here we go, Here we go. Topic number one.
Let's see if this one gets an enables. Topic number
one gazebos.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, I believe the more gazebos a town has, the
nicer it is. I just did a little Instagram video
on Northport.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Long Island. They have town beautiful town.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Four gazebos Elvis four three octagons, one square, which I
don't know if that qualifies as a gazebo, But anyway,
how many gazebos does your town have?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And is your town nice to live? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Do you have a gazebo? And does it make it nice?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's topic gazebos Number two. Gay marriage.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, gay male couples have a divorce rate of fourteen percent. Okay,
heterosexual couples, I believe is actually sixteen percent, and lesbians
have the highest rate at twenty four percent, proving the
more women you add to a relationship the quicker it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Ends, Oh my god? Really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, So anyway, where am I? Where are my gay
married couples? And why is it so awesome? Why are
you staying together? That's my topic?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, Okay, let's see local. Other topic, local news anchors.
All right, who's your favorite local news anchor?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I love a woman Jana Angel of WBTV and Rawley.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm just saying that just to get her to notice me.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I also love Penny Crone of Fox five in New York.
She retired, she is and she was just so fun.
I love Rich Hoffman of News twelve. And there was
a guy Jim Dolan, who I think is retired from
Channel seven. Whenever he was on TV, you knew he
was like just not pretty and they would send him
to all the worst places.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
If Jim Dolan was there, someone was bleeding. Now here's
the thing about, don't it. He's the guy who uses words.
He's a wordsmith. He goes, he over exaggerates everything he does.
Do we still have okay, we don't have sound of him. Okay,
your local news anchor? Who do you want to send
a shout out to? Doesn't matter what town. Another topic
on the topic train sits on your sits on your face?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What? Okay, Well, I've never had anybody sit on my
face in a romantic situation.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
In what situation would you have them? Said on?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
There?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Just feel like that's something people ask about. What about
can you go on on your first date?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Not on the first But I've just I've just I'm
from all Island that I've heard guys use the phrase
I'd love to have a sit on my.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, okay, okay, So well, so what's the what's the definition?
Define this topic a little more other than said on
the face?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, okay, well, are you if you sit on someone's
face or someone sits on your face? What's what goes
through your mind? Are you afraid they will fart? Are
you afraid they will break your news?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay? All all right, plenty, yes see, there you go.
The callers are calling in now, all right, sits on
your face? Okay, here's you didn't say six?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes? I did? Oh that's enough, way keep it keep
in mind. No, no, no, we're gone deep enough and let's
not dog pile. Turn off Froggy's microphone? Okay, cargo pants?
Oh our friend Diamond? Who I Adore.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I saw her wearing cargo pants from Abercrombie and Fits yesterday.
I've been told they're out of style for men, but
I love them. I love the pockets. I have a
dad wallet. I use a iPhone sixteen Pro Max. I
could use the extra storage. Can men wear cargo pants?
I'm going to answer it. Yes, yes, cargo pants. They've
been in for a while.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But go ahead, it's okay, okay, so we take off
cargo pants. Well leave sits on face. Have you ever
sat on someone's face while wearing cargo pants? I mean again,
it could go for hours. Okay. Finally, on the top
of train, do you do you drive a pink car?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, so I once so to Mary Kay. Is the
big stereotype that you get a pink Cadillac. I once
did a charity gig where the lot was full of
pink cadillact because it was Mary Kay people. But then
I have my friend Melissa and Nebraska who just had
her jeep wrapped in pink.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Do you have a pink car? And why? Okay? There
you go. Kay is cosmetics.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Just in case you don't know what it is, it's the.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Topic train you go the topic. Train is back.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's the topic.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Train the topic.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
The topics are gazebos. Does your town have gazebos? Does
it make it nicer? Also? Gay marriage? How come the
gay guys are taking married longer than the lesbians and
the straits?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Why is it so great? I want to know? Maybe
I'll start dating the guy after this. Shout out to
your local news anchor, come on, give him some love.
Do you drive a pink car? Yes? And finally sits
on your face. Call now at eight hundred and two
four zero one hundred, Texas at fifty five one hundred.
All right, let's okay, we gotta sit back that let
(07:02):
back and let this brew. Yes, sir, let's just simmer.
First second we get into uh, don't use marinate and
sitting on face. The time we have two calls, we'll
go to uh, they're gonna they're piling in as well.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You would think there would be one happily married gay
man saying this is great.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Maybe can I call Let's go talk to Jake from Philly, Phillies.
Jake is here, Hi, Jake, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I'm doing well on yourself today?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Doing well? Okay? Which of Tom's topics are you calling about?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I am talking about shouting out a news anchor. I
want to shout.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Out m Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I wanted to shout out Alex Holly from Fox Good
Day Philadelphia. Those it's Alex Holly and Mike Jared. They
are the funniest people in my opinion and news.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
There you go, and they're local. You love them. They
know Philly. That's it's good to It's good to be
a fan. Yeah, and I'm looking them up. They're easy
on eyes, They're good looking people.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
They listen.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
There's multiple times. You know, she's incredible. There are two
peas in the pods together. See, it just makes news fun.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right. If anyone knows, then make sure you tell
them that Jake from Philly called and gave him some
shout out Alex Alex Hawley from Good Day Thank you
very much, Jake. Let's go talk to Ali. Hi, Ali,
Welcome to the topic train. Which of Tom's robust talking
about topics are you calling about?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well, I am a lesbian going through a divorce. I'm
also from Northport and I believe cogo pants are functional.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, so she's calling about three top three topics.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So does this count as three calls when we look
back on this later, Yeah, we'll get.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Credit for three call.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah. Okay, So you live in Northport, Long Island, which
means you have gazebos galore. Okay, therefore it is a
beautiful town. It is probably higher Texas, Okay, it is.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
And I would say what I had said to whoever
picked up the phone, is that the more gazebels I
find in the town that I live in, the less
diversity there is.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, and that applies to Northport.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yes, really yeah, pretty pretty white?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yes, okay, all right, yes, and now that you're getting divorced,
I feel like it's less diverse in that way too.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I would.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I mean, honestly, they actually do have like a pride
like a pride day, which is nice, which I found
strange when I moved out here. Okay, but which is
nice and it's inclusive. But but you know, with the
you know, I want my son to you know, see
color and you know the diversity and you know everybody around.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
What we need to do is find towns with no gazebos.
We'll move. Yeah, yeah, Jersey City, there we go. Jersey
City is very very well, thank you. So much, Ali,
very nice, and good luck with your divorce. Let's go
talk to Fanny. Fanny the face sitter. Oh my god,
(10:04):
I hope it is. Okay, so you heard Tom's topic
selection face sitting. What do you want to add to
this conversation?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Hello, lady, good morning you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Almighty.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'm not a faceitter myself, but I have had many
I have sat on many faces.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Sorry, no, I do not have people sit upon my face.
I have sat upon many faces.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, okay, okay, that sounds like Shakespeare wrote that. So well,
hold on, what do you think? What do you think
about when you're up there?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I mean, what does anyone think about when you know
they're doing to do the laundry and the dishes?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, have you ever why did you ask someone to
uh am I saying that right? Yeah go why yeah?
Why did they have a seat and what went through
their mind after? Did you do any post sitting interview?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Normally they can't breathe?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, Well there's that.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
What I've learned is and want you to sit, not hover.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, very nice, Okay, okay, you know I got enough.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm gonna text you later with detailed questions because yeah,
I have another follow up.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hold on, hold on, Fanny, hold on. I wonder if
she charges for you. I don't know. I know, John,
because she said she sat on many faces, so maybe
she gets Maybe she gets lots of money. She's relaxing
a lot that Kristin, Kristen, which of Tom's topics you're
calling about the gazebo thing?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, the gazebo, and you're here.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
To disagree about his gazebo theory. What's that?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I am? I we have a gazebo right in our
center of town. It's great, it's nice. It used to
be lovely, and now the homeless have moved in and
they all camp inside of the gaze.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
They have sheltered.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah, yeah, well it's open around the sides, and I
don't know how much shelter they really get. But yeah,
they're a little park now that kind of moved in.
This little fountain is great, but they've moved into it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How are the taxes?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
They're great?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
All right, Well, thank you, and make sure if you
have a town with a gazebo, enjoy that gazebo. And
if people need some help out there, give them some help.
There you go, hold on, one second. Who is that Dominique.
Hello Dominique, Welcome to Tom's topic train. Oh wait, you
have a pink car. Yeah? Hi, Oh my god, a
woman with a pink car. Talk about it.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
So you guys wanted to know why pink. I run
a business in New Jersey for upscale events. I run
a staff and company where I provide bartenders and servers
for big parties, and all my staff works pink. And
I've noticed that, you know, I'm not the only person
that does what I do in New Jersey. So that's
the one way that I've been able to make myself
(12:55):
stand out for the past three and a half years.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
There we go, we want to stand out. Have a
pink car? There you go? That makes it?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
What kind of are It's a pink honz of cord?
And then I have a pink deep gladiator.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh that's fancy. I like that. This is a custom
jobbers that come from the factory like that.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, No, everything is customer.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Are you concerned? Are you concerned about the resale value
of your vehicle being pink and all?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't plan on selling them. They're going to go
in a museum when I'm done.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There you go thank you so much. And finally we
go talk to Sam. Sam from Beautiful Naples, Florida. Oh,
one more call about sitting on the face, go right.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Ahead, Yes, hello guys, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Good morning Sam. And your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
So my thought is, like the other caller said, no hoving,
I want you to full sell on my face like
a gas mask pretty much.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
If you're tired.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Okay, thank you, okay, like a gas mask. Absolutely. You
know he wants to see you. Everyone's I apologize.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Here's the topic tray.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
My curiosity has been satisfied. There you go. What's the text?
Somebody asked, does Tom do a line of coke when
coming up with these topics and when he's presenting them
on the air. Yes, no, but there's something's not right.
They're right. Something isn't right very much. So Tom Kelly
(14:28):
everywhere the topic train. Let's do that once every three years.
Who chooses to get up at this time? I know
Elvista Rand in the Morning Show
Today's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show
is the Tom Kelly. But Tom Kelly, Hello Tom Kelly.
Oh my god, I have a button. You have a button?
Oh want to god? This is exciting. Okay. So Tom
Kelly is a contributor to our show. I like that
word contributor you are, and he says, I miss, I
missed the fact you guys do those topic train segments?
(00:22):
They were my favorites. What was so great about the
topic train to describe to people what they are.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a list of random topics you would not normally
come up within a coherent conversation. And what I loved
about what you used to do that I think I
can bring to the topic train is our friend Greg
t who came up with this, had a sense of
curiosity and he also didn't care if you made fun
of the questions.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And that's what I have.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I have no sense of self, I have no feelings,
but I have curiosity and that's what I can bring
to this.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is good. I was always told Elvis came up
with the topic chance, No, no, no, came up with that.
I invented the topic train, But he came up with
a question. Yes, okay, yeah, he would come in. He
still to this day says he came up with the
topic train. He did not. It's a big controversy. Controversy.
There's no came with the topic of the topic juggler,
(01:14):
the topic juggler. Okay, No, it is not a big controversy.
There is no controversy with me doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I want to call it the Tom Pick train to
you know, keep me from any possible litigation.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Don't do that. No, it's stupid. Okay, see, and right there,
my feelings not hurt. I don't care. Here's what we're
gonna do. So Tom's gonna throw out just a big
old list of topics. All right, Yes, they're all another
of them have anything in common. And so what you'll
do is call us or Texas whatever. We'll get in
touch with you. If there's a topic that hits a
nerve for you and you want to comment on it,
(01:47):
you can be a part of the topic train and
feel free to call and tell me I'm wrong. I
don't care. That's the beautiful thing. Oh, I got music. Music,
all right ready, it's the topic train, the train, all right,
all right, here we go. It's the Tom Kelly. Topic train. Now,
keep in mind, you know you can text it fifty
(02:09):
five one hundred or call it eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred. Diamond looks so bored with us? Well,
get right in a wake up, Diamond. It's about to
get hot. Here we go, Here we go. Topic number one.
Let's see if this one gets an enables. Topic number
one gazebos.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, I believe the more gazebos a town has, the
nicer it is. I just did a little Instagram video
on Northport.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Long Island. They have town beautiful town.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Four gazebos Elvis four three octagons, one square, which I
don't know if that qualifies as a gazebo, But anyway,
how many gazebos does your town have?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And is your town nice to live? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Do you have a gazebo? And does it make it nice?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's topic gazebos Number two. Gay marriage.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, gay male couples have a divorce rate of fourteen percent. Okay,
heterosexual couples, I believe is actually sixteen percent, and lesbians
have the highest rate at twenty four percent, proving the
more women you add to a relationship the quicker it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Ends, Oh my god? Really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, So anyway, where am I? Where are my gay
married couples? And why is it so awesome? Why are
you staying together? That's my topic?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, Okay, let's see local. Other topic, local news anchors.
All right, who's your favorite local news anchor?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I love a woman Jana Angel of WBTV and Rawley.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm just saying that just to get her to notice me.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I also love Penny Crone of Fox five in New York.
She retired, she is and she was just so fun.
I love Rich Hoffman of News twelve. And there was
a guy Jim Dolan, who I think is retired from
Channel seven. Whenever he was on TV, you knew he
was like just not pretty and they would send him
to all the worst places.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
If Jim Dolan was there, someone was bleeding. Now here's
the thing about, don't it. He's the guy who uses words.
He's a wordsmith. He goes, he over exaggerates everything he does.
Do we still have okay, we don't have sound of him. Okay,
your local news anchor? Who do you want to send
a shout out to? Doesn't matter what town. Another topic
on the topic train sits on your sits on your face?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What? Okay, Well, I've never had anybody sit on my
face in a romantic situation.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
In what situation would you have them? Said on?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
There?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Just feel like that's something people ask about. What about
can you go on on your first date?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Not on the first But I've just I've just I'm
from all Island that I've heard guys use the phrase
I'd love to have a sit on my.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, okay, okay, So well, so what's the what's the definition?
Define this topic a little more other than said on
the face?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, okay, well, are you if you sit on someone's
face or someone sits on your face? What's what goes
through your mind? Are you afraid they will fart? Are
you afraid they will break your news?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay? All all right, plenty, yes see, there you go.
The callers are calling in now, all right, sits on
your face? Okay, here's you didn't say six?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes? I did? Oh that's enough, way keep it keep
in mind. No, no, no, we're gone deep enough and let's
not dog pile. Turn off Froggy's microphone? Okay, cargo pants?
Oh our friend Diamond? Who I Adore.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I saw her wearing cargo pants from Abercrombie and Fits yesterday.
I've been told they're out of style for men, but
I love them. I love the pockets. I have a
dad wallet. I use a iPhone sixteen Pro Max. I
could use the extra storage. Can men wear cargo pants?
I'm going to answer it. Yes, yes, cargo pants. They've
been in for a while.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But go ahead, it's okay, okay, so we take off
cargo pants. Well leave sits on face. Have you ever
sat on someone's face while wearing cargo pants? I mean again,
it could go for hours. Okay. Finally, on the top
of train, do you do you drive a pink car?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, so I once so to Mary Kay. Is the
big stereotype that you get a pink Cadillac. I once
did a charity gig where the lot was full of
pink cadillact because it was Mary Kay people. But then
I have my friend Melissa and Nebraska who just had
her jeep wrapped in pink.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Do you have a pink car? And why? Okay? There
you go. Kay is cosmetics.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Just in case you don't know what it is, it's the.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Topic train you go the topic. Train is back.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
It's the topic.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Train the topic.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
The topics are gazebos. Does your town have gazebos? Does
it make it nicer? Also? Gay marriage? How come the
gay guys are taking married longer than the lesbians and
the straits?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Why is it so great? I want to know? Maybe
I'll start dating the guy after this. Shout out to
your local news anchor, come on, give him some love.
Do you drive a pink car? Yes? And finally sits
on your face. Call now at eight hundred and two
four zero one hundred, Texas at fifty five one hundred.
All right, let's okay, we gotta sit back that let
(07:02):
back and let this brew. Yes, sir, let's just simmer.
First second we get into uh, don't use marinate and
sitting on face. The time we have two calls, we'll
go to uh, they're gonna they're piling in as well.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You would think there would be one happily married gay
man saying this is great.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Maybe can I call Let's go talk to Jake from Philly, Phillies.
Jake is here, Hi, Jake, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I'm doing well on yourself today?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Doing well? Okay? Which of Tom's topics are you calling about?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I am talking about shouting out a news anchor. I
want to shout.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Out m Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
I wanted to shout out Alex Holly from Fox Good
Day Philadelphia. Those it's Alex Holly and Mike Jared. They
are the funniest people in my opinion and news.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
There you go, and they're local. You love them. They
know Philly. That's it's good to It's good to be
a fan. Yeah, and I'm looking them up. They're easy
on eyes, They're good looking people.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
They listen.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
There's multiple times. You know, she's incredible. There are two
peas in the pods together. See, it just makes news fun.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
All right. If anyone knows, then make sure you tell
them that Jake from Philly called and gave him some
shout out Alex Alex Hawley from Good Day Thank you
very much, Jake. Let's go talk to Ali. Hi, Ali,
Welcome to the topic train. Which of Tom's robust talking
about topics are you calling about?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Well, I am a lesbian going through a divorce. I'm
also from Northport and I believe cogo pants are functional.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Okay, so she's calling about three top three topics.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So does this count as three calls when we look
back on this later, Yeah, we'll get.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Credit for three call.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah. Okay, So you live in Northport, Long Island, which
means you have gazebos galore. Okay, therefore it is a
beautiful town. It is probably higher Texas, Okay, it is.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
And I would say what I had said to whoever
picked up the phone, is that the more gazebels I
find in the town that I live in, the less
diversity there is.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, and that applies to Northport.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yes, really yeah, pretty pretty white?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yes, okay, all right, yes, and now that you're getting divorced,
I feel like it's less diverse in that way too.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I would.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I mean, honestly, they actually do have like a pride
like a pride day, which is nice, which I found
strange when I moved out here. Okay, but which is
nice and it's inclusive. But but you know, with the
you know, I want my son to you know, see
color and you know the diversity and you know everybody around.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
What we need to do is find towns with no gazebos.
We'll move. Yeah, yeah, Jersey City, there we go. Jersey
City is very very well, thank you. So much, Ali,
very nice, and good luck with your divorce. Let's go
talk to Fanny. Fanny the face sitter. Oh my god,
(10:04):
I hope it is. Okay, so you heard Tom's topic
selection face sitting. What do you want to add to
this conversation?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Hello, lady, good morning you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Almighty.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'm not a faceitter myself, but I have had many
I have sat on many faces.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Sorry, no, I do not have people sit upon my face.
I have sat upon many faces.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Okay, okay, okay, that sounds like Shakespeare wrote that. So well,
hold on, what do you think? What do you think
about when you're up there?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I mean, what does anyone think about when you know
they're doing to do the laundry and the dishes?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, have you ever why did you ask someone to
uh am I saying that right? Yeah go why yeah?
Why did they have a seat and what went through
their mind after? Did you do any post sitting interview?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Normally they can't breathe?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, Well there's that.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
What I've learned is and want you to sit, not hover.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, very nice, Okay, okay, you know I got enough.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm gonna text you later with detailed questions because yeah,
I have another follow up.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hold on, hold on, Fanny, hold on. I wonder if
she charges for you. I don't know. I know, John,
because she said she sat on many faces, so maybe
she gets Maybe she gets lots of money. She's relaxing
a lot that Kristin, Kristen, which of Tom's topics you're
calling about the gazebo thing?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, the gazebo, and you're here.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
To disagree about his gazebo theory. What's that?
Speaker 6 (11:42):
I am? I we have a gazebo right in our
center of town. It's great, it's nice. It used to
be lovely, and now the homeless have moved in and
they all camp inside of the gaze.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
They have sheltered.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah, yeah, well it's open around the sides, and I
don't know how much shelter they really get. But yeah,
they're a little park now that kind of moved in.
This little fountain is great, but they've moved into it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How are the taxes?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
They're great?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
All right, Well, thank you, and make sure if you
have a town with a gazebo, enjoy that gazebo. And
if people need some help out there, give them some help.
There you go, hold on, one second. Who is that Dominique.
Hello Dominique, Welcome to Tom's topic train. Oh wait, you
have a pink car. Yeah? Hi, Oh my god, a
woman with a pink car. Talk about it.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
So you guys wanted to know why pink. I run
a business in New Jersey for upscale events. I run
a staff and company where I provide bartenders and servers
for big parties, and all my staff works pink. And
I've noticed that, you know, I'm not the only person
that does what I do in New Jersey. So that's
the one way that I've been able to make myself
(12:55):
stand out for the past three and a half years.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
There we go, we want to stand out. Have a
pink car? There you go? That makes it?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
What kind of are It's a pink honz of cord?
And then I have a pink deep gladiator.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh that's fancy. I like that. This is a custom
jobbers that come from the factory like that.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, No, everything is customer.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Are you concerned? Are you concerned about the resale value
of your vehicle being pink and all?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't plan on selling them. They're going to go
in a museum when I'm done.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There you go thank you so much. And finally we
go talk to Sam. Sam from Beautiful Naples, Florida. Oh,
one more call about sitting on the face, go right.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Ahead, Yes, hello guys, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Good morning Sam. And your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
So my thought is, like the other caller said, no hoving,
I want you to full sell on my face like
a gas mask pretty much.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
If you're tired.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Okay, thank you, okay, like a gas mask. Absolutely. You
know he wants to see you. Everyone's I apologize.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Here's the topic tray.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
My curiosity has been satisfied. There you go. What's the text?
Somebody asked, does Tom do a line of coke when
coming up with these topics and when he's presenting them
on the air. Yes, no, but there's something's not right.
They're right. Something isn't right very much. So Tom Kelly
(14:28):
everywhere the topic train. Let's do that once every three years.
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