September 17, 2024 • 9 mins
Nate "sues" Diamond for stealing his M&M's. Diamond "counter sues" Nate for hand jamming.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Scary. You know we're about to go into uh the
Judge Crotch's chambers. We were talking. Did we talk about this?
I could have sworn we did. Uh. Anyway, so we
have we have a complaint here on the show against
another member of the show. And here we go. The
complaint comes from straight Innate. Yeah, what is your complaint today?
(00:31):
Say you? Okay, Well, my subpoenas are being sent to Penis.
Penis are several people I me, I have witnesses, and
I am filing a lawsuit against Diamond. Diamond. Oh my god,
let me type this in here. I'm like, we didn't
give a new typewriter. Okay, okay, Diamond did? Okay, I
(00:55):
got it, all right, Diamond, what say you? Do you
even know why he's mad at you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I know, but I'm living my life.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh no, your honor, No it's not. We don't even
know what the story is, all right, So Nate from
your point of view, and let's not be too flowery
and go on get right to the facts. If we
can recall, on Friday, I was chastised for eating m
and ms that were given as a birthday present to
one Diamond Cooper. Ye, yes, okay, thank you. What I
(01:24):
did not know is that when I was at my
desk yesterday, I was sitting there next to my exhibit
a champagne bottle of EM and m's with my face
on them.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So clearly yours clearly mine on my desk and have
been for several months. I've been saving them for a
special occasion. However, when Diamond walked by, she goes, you
know why I got those EM and MS for my birthday? Right?
I gotta no, I have no clue. Well, it's because
I've been secretly eating your M and M. I want
(02:01):
an on air apology, and you need to refill this
by drawing my face on about eight hundred cones.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I feel, thank gosh, this is out in the open,
because man, I have been feeling so guilty about this
and I have nothing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Daniel Danielle, you're a witness.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You're don't understand your penis witness. You don't call you don't.
You don't call anyone. That's that's my job. Okay, okay,
hold on, no, no, Now we need to go to
Diamond and hear what she has to say. All right, Diamond,
what's going on here? I'm a little confused, but it
seems kind of silly, but go ahead, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's nothing really to say. So, I mean, if someone
isn't he in the snacks that were given to I mean,
why not? Why can't I have some? And then also
I think I'm gonna counter suit because he's been hand
jamming my eminem's and I think that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right, Okay, So I think, well, okay, man, I make
a comment. If they're his eminem ms, he can hand
jam on he wants, can't he?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, well, yes, but these are not his.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You know, they don't have his faces on them.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh no, these are Oh you can't see me. These
are mine? Okay, the ones that are on my desk
when she got my birthday, the ones that I got
for my birthday. And also the reason why I got
them is because I'm trying not to mess up your box.
The box that so it's just me helping you out.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is not this is not Germaine to the case.
Can we stick with that champagne bottle? Okay? Well, Jamaie Jackson,
by the way, was in the news yesterday talking about
this family member Tito. Uh. Now you know, okay, we
have a lot of people who want to slide in,
but Danielle was first. And then I see Gandhi ready
to come up to the witness stand and the scary
claims he has something to add. Yes, go ahead, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So I do know that the reason she got these
M and m's was because she had been stealing from Nate,
and so Abby for her birthday said, I bought you
these so you no longer have to steal from Nate.
The other day, when we were on the air and
Diamond was complaining that people will well, actually no, Diamond
wasn't here, and other people were saying, well, Diamond's eminems
(04:10):
are getting eaten and she's not here, and blah blah blah.
I was sitting on my hands dying because I knew
the truth, and I knew that well, she really shouldn't
complain about Nate eating her m and ms because she's
been eating nates eminem's along. So I just feel much
better than it's out in the open.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Do you feel better to tell me the place? You
feel pretty good because you're sitting on your hands to do.
All right now, just dand recognizes Gandhi. Gandhi has something
she wants to enter into the record. Go ahead, Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, I would like to step it on behalf of
diamond here for a couple reasons. I too knew why
she got that refill of bminem, and I still filmed
you stealing her birthday gift because I say, she's actually
helping you out because you walk around here lamenting all
day long and you're eating too much sugar and somebody
needs to stop you get these things away from me,
and she was doing it. So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm the only one that could sabotage my diet. Can
you put that in the recording? Okay, no offense. I
love you, Gandhi, and a happy sixth anniversary by the way.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But I know you can't really help someone out by
stealing from the I mean it's two different things. But
I see the look there was someone looking out for
someone else. I get that. We'll take that into consideration. Yeah, yes,
it's scary. For the record. What do you want to ask, Well.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I'd like to air on the side of diamond here
because it's my opinion that after a certain amount of
time that passes by and food goes uneaten or swag
goes unused, it becomes anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, No, I'm gonna a hold I get a lie.
I'm gonna hold you in contemporary court, because you know,
I don't care if if he's a meat loaf has
been sitting on my front porch for fifteen years, it's
my meat loaf, and you can get your hands. And
I say that to you who stole an oven out
(05:55):
of my office because I hadn't plugged it in to
cook something on it. Yeah, in yes, froggy, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
No, you just took the words out of my mouth.
This is the guy who said, quote stolen oven because
it was just quote sitting there as if it was
gonna go bad? Is it was gonna expire? No, you
can't just take something because somebody hasn't done what you
deemed they should do with it in the amount of
time that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You exactly should be done. Yeah, exactly, scary, you shifty
little thief. By the way, we've totally gone off the case.
Yes gone.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Can there be a happy medium in what Scary just said,
Like if there's food and maybe the food's gonna expire
at some point. Sure, if he wants to be like
a dumpster and eat the food, Okay, swag is a
different story, because it doesn't expire, you're gonna well, you're
going bad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Maybe, Gandhi. Something you consider where the food is located.
If the food is on the main bar outside the door, okay,
I think it's open for everyone. Sure, if it's on
your desk, right, maybe it's shut in your draw not just.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
On his desk.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's on his desk in a tool bar, Danielle side,
you can't.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
See unless you it's getting crazy. I don't know. Maybe
she can color. It doesn't matter. I think you're scary.
Here's scary. I don't know. That dinosaur in the Museum
of Natural History has been standing there for four hundred years.
(07:18):
I think we could take that with us. It's been
there for so long.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I think I'm very passionate about this because people steal
crap from my desk all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Happens all the time, Yesandhi, I also submit.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
On Diamond's birthday, when her cake was sitting out there,
Nate helped himself to it before she did.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
With her it was a pizza whatever, her.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Cupcakes and her pizza twice.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That is immaterial. Nobody can eat me but me. We
want to see that. Let me get to the record.
He can only eat him, all right, all right, well
there you go. I think we need a decision here,
Judge Crotch. Okay, but the decision is this. What's yours
is yours, and what's yours is not theirs. It all
(08:04):
started when she was sneaking your eminems to begin with,
right is correct? Apparently I'm unbeknownst to me. Okay, well
now you know, and then you went to eat her
eminems and now you're crucified. Well, but turnabout is not
always fair play. I think we should be open. We
(08:24):
should be more transparent with whose eminems were eating. I
love this bongo, by the way, bongo sold on. Where
were we in the bongo? Okay, this is a dramatic
Near the end, I forgot what we're talking about. Inconclusion,
(08:49):
I called it a draw and let's start over fresh. Okay, Okay.
With my face on them, I can replace diamonds. It's
eminem's with a face on them. Who cares? I mean,
they're eminems. We love them. They taste the same. Whether
you see the face or not. I'm sure many people
have just have put a bag over your head so
they didn't have to see your face when they were
eating YouTube. Okay, so there you go. In conclusion, let's
(09:17):
all call it a match. Danielle Gandhi, Scary Foggy, thanks
for showing up as witnesses. Diamond, can you turn that down? Diamond?
It's okay, but from now on, only eat what's yours
and Nate, you only eat what's yours. Okay, do we agree?
By all right? People's Court is now dismissed.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Scary. You know we're about to go into uh the
Judge Crotch's chambers. We were talking. Did we talk about this?
I could have sworn we did. Uh. Anyway, so we
have we have a complaint here on the show against
another member of the show. And here we go. The
complaint comes from straight Innate. Yeah, what is your complaint today?
(00:31):
Say you? Okay, Well, my subpoenas are being sent to Penis.
Penis are several people I me, I have witnesses, and
I am filing a lawsuit against Diamond. Diamond. Oh my god,
let me type this in here. I'm like, we didn't
give a new typewriter. Okay, okay, Diamond did? Okay, I
(00:55):
got it, all right, Diamond, what say you? Do you
even know why he's mad at you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I know, but I'm living my life.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh no, your honor, No it's not. We don't even
know what the story is, all right, So Nate from
your point of view, and let's not be too flowery
and go on get right to the facts. If we
can recall, on Friday, I was chastised for eating m
and ms that were given as a birthday present to
one Diamond Cooper. Ye, yes, okay, thank you. What I
(01:24):
did not know is that when I was at my
desk yesterday, I was sitting there next to my exhibit
a champagne bottle of EM and m's with my face
on them.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So clearly yours clearly mine on my desk and have
been for several months. I've been saving them for a
special occasion. However, when Diamond walked by, she goes, you
know why I got those EM and MS for my birthday? Right?
I gotta no, I have no clue. Well, it's because
I've been secretly eating your M and M. I want
(02:01):
an on air apology, and you need to refill this
by drawing my face on about eight hundred cones.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I feel, thank gosh, this is out in the open,
because man, I have been feeling so guilty about this
and I have nothing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Daniel Danielle, you're a witness.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You're don't understand your penis witness. You don't call you don't.
You don't call anyone. That's that's my job. Okay, okay,
hold on, no, no, Now we need to go to
Diamond and hear what she has to say. All right, Diamond,
what's going on here? I'm a little confused, but it
seems kind of silly, but go ahead, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's nothing really to say. So, I mean, if someone
isn't he in the snacks that were given to I mean,
why not? Why can't I have some? And then also
I think I'm gonna counter suit because he's been hand
jamming my eminem's and I think that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right, Okay, So I think, well, okay, man, I make
a comment. If they're his eminem ms, he can hand
jam on he wants, can't he?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, well, yes, but these are not his.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You know, they don't have his faces on them.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh no, these are Oh you can't see me. These
are mine? Okay, the ones that are on my desk
when she got my birthday, the ones that I got
for my birthday. And also the reason why I got
them is because I'm trying not to mess up your box.
The box that so it's just me helping you out.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is not this is not Germaine to the case.
Can we stick with that champagne bottle? Okay? Well, Jamaie Jackson,
by the way, was in the news yesterday talking about
this family member Tito. Uh. Now you know, okay, we
have a lot of people who want to slide in,
but Danielle was first. And then I see Gandhi ready
to come up to the witness stand and the scary
claims he has something to add. Yes, go ahead, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So I do know that the reason she got these
M and m's was because she had been stealing from Nate,
and so Abby for her birthday said, I bought you
these so you no longer have to steal from Nate.
The other day, when we were on the air and
Diamond was complaining that people will well, actually no, Diamond
wasn't here, and other people were saying, well, Diamond's eminems
(04:10):
are getting eaten and she's not here, and blah blah blah.
I was sitting on my hands dying because I knew
the truth, and I knew that well, she really shouldn't
complain about Nate eating her m and ms because she's
been eating nates eminem's along. So I just feel much
better than it's out in the open.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Do you feel better to tell me the place? You
feel pretty good because you're sitting on your hands to do.
All right now, just dand recognizes Gandhi. Gandhi has something
she wants to enter into the record. Go ahead, Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, I would like to step it on behalf of
diamond here for a couple reasons. I too knew why
she got that refill of bminem, and I still filmed
you stealing her birthday gift because I say, she's actually
helping you out because you walk around here lamenting all
day long and you're eating too much sugar and somebody
needs to stop you get these things away from me,
and she was doing it. So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm the only one that could sabotage my diet. Can
you put that in the recording? Okay, no offense. I
love you, Gandhi, and a happy sixth anniversary by the way.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But I know you can't really help someone out by
stealing from the I mean it's two different things. But
I see the look there was someone looking out for
someone else. I get that. We'll take that into consideration. Yeah, yes,
it's scary. For the record. What do you want to ask, Well.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I'd like to air on the side of diamond here
because it's my opinion that after a certain amount of
time that passes by and food goes uneaten or swag
goes unused, it becomes anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, No, I'm gonna a hold I get a lie.
I'm gonna hold you in contemporary court, because you know,
I don't care if if he's a meat loaf has
been sitting on my front porch for fifteen years, it's
my meat loaf, and you can get your hands. And
I say that to you who stole an oven out
(05:55):
of my office because I hadn't plugged it in to
cook something on it. Yeah, in yes, froggy, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
No, you just took the words out of my mouth.
This is the guy who said, quote stolen oven because
it was just quote sitting there as if it was
gonna go bad? Is it was gonna expire? No, you
can't just take something because somebody hasn't done what you
deemed they should do with it in the amount of
time that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You exactly should be done. Yeah, exactly, scary, you shifty
little thief. By the way, we've totally gone off the case.
Yes gone.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Can there be a happy medium in what Scary just said,
Like if there's food and maybe the food's gonna expire
at some point. Sure, if he wants to be like
a dumpster and eat the food, Okay, swag is a
different story, because it doesn't expire, you're gonna well, you're
going bad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Maybe, Gandhi. Something you consider where the food is located.
If the food is on the main bar outside the door, okay,
I think it's open for everyone. Sure, if it's on
your desk, right, maybe it's shut in your draw not just.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
On his desk.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's on his desk in a tool bar, Danielle side,
you can't.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
See unless you it's getting crazy. I don't know. Maybe
she can color. It doesn't matter. I think you're scary.
Here's scary. I don't know. That dinosaur in the Museum
of Natural History has been standing there for four hundred years.
(07:18):
I think we could take that with us. It's been
there for so long.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I think I'm very passionate about this because people steal
crap from my desk all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Happens all the time, Yesandhi, I also submit.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
On Diamond's birthday, when her cake was sitting out there,
Nate helped himself to it before she did.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
With her it was a pizza whatever, her.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Cupcakes and her pizza twice.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That is immaterial. Nobody can eat me but me. We
want to see that. Let me get to the record.
He can only eat him, all right, all right, well
there you go. I think we need a decision here,
Judge Crotch. Okay, but the decision is this. What's yours
is yours, and what's yours is not theirs. It all
(08:04):
started when she was sneaking your eminems to begin with,
right is correct? Apparently I'm unbeknownst to me. Okay, well
now you know, and then you went to eat her
eminems and now you're crucified. Well, but turnabout is not
always fair play. I think we should be open. We
(08:24):
should be more transparent with whose eminems were eating. I
love this bongo, by the way, bongo sold on. Where
were we in the bongo? Okay, this is a dramatic
Near the end, I forgot what we're talking about. Inconclusion,
(08:49):
I called it a draw and let's start over fresh. Okay, Okay.
With my face on them, I can replace diamonds. It's
eminem's with a face on them. Who cares? I mean,
they're eminems. We love them. They taste the same. Whether
you see the face or not. I'm sure many people
have just have put a bag over your head so
they didn't have to see your face when they were
eating YouTube. Okay, so there you go. In conclusion, let's
(09:17):
all call it a match. Danielle Gandhi, Scary Foggy, thanks
for showing up as witnesses. Diamond, can you turn that down? Diamond?
It's okay, but from now on, only eat what's yours
and Nate, you only eat what's yours. Okay, do we agree?
By all right? People's Court is now dismissed.
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