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October 17, 2025 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
All Right, Scary has an opinion a thought, and I
think this time I can't relate. All right, go ahead, Scary,
share it with the class. I'm going on a date
with you and it's our first or second or third
date whatever. We're just getting to know each other. And
we're out at dinner and you're chowing down and you're
stuff in your face. I'm not getting laid that night,

(00:26):
because all I think about is you're just here. You're
gonna you're gonna feel bloated. You're not intending on hanging
out and hooking up afterwards. And this goes both ways.
By the way, However, if we're on a date and
you're eating dainty and you're having like lettuce wraps and
you're I'm like, ah, she can't wait to get to
the bedroom. This is a theory and it works again conversely.

(00:48):
And I'm just saying, it's set the theory and what
do you think? And then Nate, it's already shaking it.
So question, so question for you. By the way, I'm
not disagreeing with you wholeheartedly. I do have questions though,
So do you feel that you going into the date,
you're actively on the date to get laid, because otherwise,
why would you even think about who's inating what? No,

(01:10):
I'm just saying it's a yes or no question. No,
I don't think you're thinking about it during the day.
But I think that if you're out during the date,
during the date, I think it's on. It's crossing both
people's minds. Where's this gonna go? How far are we
gonna go here tonight? Well, guess what. If you're not
gonna blow You're not gonna eat like an animal and
then go and blow it out at that person's bathroom,
you just won't do it. You'll save yourself the embarrassment

(01:32):
and you'll just see it tomorrow. Okay, Okay, you know what.
There is some validity behind that, I think, But also
there's also something to be said for the date where
you go out and bond with each other over a
great dinner, some wine, and if it leads to the bedroom, great,
If not, okay, But you're saying, if you're just out
for the date just to f that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, that's it exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
So scary wants to go out and get laid. It
has nothing to do with being connected with you for
relationships that This does not apply for relationships that have
been going on for years.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
An okay, did your girlfriend and I said, when you
eat daintily?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Is it because you want to do scary? I'm waiting
for a replace.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Please let us know.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'll let you know when you text me back.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, I will say I got a tiptoe around this.
Please don't from a gay guy's point of view, what's
that kind of evil laugh going on over there?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Going?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay with them?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Why?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Why I finish my sentence? If you know where I'm
going I think a lot of people do from a
gay guy's point of view, depending on you know where
you are in that relationship. Yeah, eating not even eating
at all? It's probably maybe for two or three days.
It's probably a good idea. But what about you? What
say you? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
So I can I can understand where he's coming from
on this, but I don't know that I.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Agree with it. Okay, talk about why?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Because I think that people eat the way you eat
kind of represents how much confidence you have around somebody.
And if somebody is comfortable enough to have a whole
meal around you, maybe they're comfortable enough to bang you
later too, That's why I think.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
But I think even early dating, I.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Mean where you put that, he was really nice. I know,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
But also, I don't know if you ever read that
Anthony Bourdain quote where he was like my wife and
girlfriend on the first date, she had a six pound mobster,
and I found nothing sexier. And when we kissed there
was a touch of curry and wine on her breath,
and it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
I think that it's probably different for everybody. I also
shudder at the thought that you think anytime you're on
a date and someone's eating salad, they're trying to bang you.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wow. That what he kind of said. I just think
that back in the day because a lot of people
eat that way. Anyway. Yeah, okay, text, I've had the
best sex after chowing down.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
My husband and I will get down before we go
out to dinner. He knows that I like to enjoy
my food, so I agree. It was scary. Wow, I
eat it on a date, says this texture because I'm
hungry and I like food. Nothing to do with what
will happen. Right. Here's another one. Women eat daintily on
dates because they don't want to appear like pigs to men.

(03:56):
They just started dating, so I guess after a few
dates they can get back to normal.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I feel like, why don't you just show him what
he's getting from the beginning for sure?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Eat like that, eat like that?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
So scary. It has nothing to do with sex. He's
an idiot that I know. We've established that years ago,
that you're an idiot. No, pretty much early on in
the in the day. It's a good indicator. I just
don't think it's happening. It ain't coming to a closed
the way you may want it to. If the person's
eating like you know, I don't disagree with you at

(04:27):
maybe for different people.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Right right, Yeah, if you're lactated, you know, lactose intolerance,
you might have problem.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
We have to back up. He said something, and it
has to do with what you just said. You said
certain certain cuisines applot.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Which one's scary.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'll say it. If you're going out for Mexican food,
you ain't getting.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Late why, Wow, people would disagree.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, exactly. And not all Mexican food is all full
of cheese and cream. I mean a lot of Mexican
food is grilled, and there's different types of mex.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
And not everybody eats until there's a blowout situation later.
I just eat a normal meal.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
They they should let us put a toilet at the
table for me. I'm gonna stay there until come home.
Simple observation. Scary stories. I am not totally disagreeing with you.
Shut up, Foggy a little month. What the guy's a question?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
If you guys are on a date and she eats
a full meal and she's feeling a little bloated, do
you care?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know. Okay, we're going you know, we should
ask our president of programming, Mark Adam Marky, buddy, this
is gonna get really great because he's going to.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Start dating soon.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hold on, hold on now, so Mark, Mark, by the way,
welcome to the shop.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Not terrifying at all walking by and having everybody point
and start laughing.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Okay, So scary theory is if you got a woman
on a date and she eats, awt that it's probably
a good fact that you're not going to have sexualated.
But if she eats daintily, that means she wants to,
you know, stay light and be ready for going. I
can honestly say that's never even occurred to me. But

(06:17):
never you never even would have thought about it, I know.
But you're not You're not a woman, I mean, and
Alice just said this also, this also applies to guys.
Some guys in a in a gay relationship, you don't
want to you don't any a lot.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
You know, there's there's a lot of topics I feel
relatively equipped to discuss, and suddenly I find I don't
have one the closest answer I have to this.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Okay, my initial reaction, honestly was kind of the opposite. Okay,
talking about it, Well, if you're on a first date
or you're getting to know somebody and they're ordering like
a normally human being, I would look at like, that's
that's a positive, right, Like you've you've caned. There's some authenticity,
you're comfortable, and you're not worrying about impressing them by
oh look, I'm having a glass of water in a

(07:07):
bowl of air, right, Oh she air would be a
bad way.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
That would be.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
So I have an update from scary as a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Tell Mark what you did?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
So I texted Robin to say when you eat daintily?
Is it because you want to do scary? So I
asked her that question. She wrote back, I can't remember
the last time I ate daintily with scary?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So does that mean she never wants to do you?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Can't you remember the last time she did scary? Can
you remember? Do we have a text here? Oh? No,
I don't know if I can read that.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
I was just trying to show you spokesperson for a community.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, I'll get to that in a minute, for the
for the Bottom community, So I cannot disagree. Look, I'm
not saying because of possible gross you know, clean up
on aisle three situations. I'm just saying to be comfortable
and not feeling overbloated. It's and then you in a

(08:10):
bed situation if.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
You want to rush, are talking about going out for
ribs like wearing a raincoat.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm just like like a normal dinner, like a pasta.
I sure heavy.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
Oh got well, thanks for stopping by marks.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
He's looking for the exit, which is what you don't
do if you've been out on a big.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
He wishes he never cave me.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Sometimes I crack me out a long term deal. Okay,
hold on, Sarah, Hi, Sarah, Hi Sarah. Sarah disagrees it's absurd.
Go ahead, absurd.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
I'm going on a date tonight. I'm going on a
first date tonight. I might not sleep with him, but
I'm gonna eat where one. I'm gonna be myself and
regardless if I like him or not. It's like, food
has nothing to do with it. It's about chemistry. It's
about your interactions. Like food has nothing to do with it.
And I've been single for a long time many dates.

(09:12):
Food nothing to do with it.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Yes, but oh god, if you look at this guy
and your woman parts start vibrating or whatever, you're like,
I got a god, take him to town.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Would you dial back on that order and not finish
the plate?

Speaker 8 (09:32):
I might like not eat like something very garlic.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's different. That's what you eat, not how much you can.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
That's a smell versus a.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Forced trajectory. But now you also said that you may
not have sex with him tonight on the first date.
Does that mean you also may have sex with him
tonight on the first date.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
I am very sex positive, so I mean I may.
We'll see, We'll see how it goes good for.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
You and she'll eat what she wants.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
This entire conversation. I've been eating obviously, I know what
I'm not doing later, I just learned to do term
very sex positive. I'm very sex positive. I am positive.
I'm never having sex again. Well, thank you so much, Sarah.
Have a great day, Sarah, thanks for listening, Thanks for contributing.
I love that.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
So if you're dating someone with like a fish allergy,
like Alex has a fish allergy right.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
With shrimp lobster crabs.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
So if you know you don't want to have sex
with Alex, you just eat that and you know he's
not coming near, so you're all good.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I've never done that, but what a good idea. Never
never exactly, I just say a shrimp, I slap. I
chased him around the house with a shrimp and try
to slap his face with it. I think that was
a shrimpka it is, Isn't it so scary? Thanks for
lighting the fus on that one. Just a scary theory,
that's all. It's a feeling I had, that's all. No,

(10:59):
it's a feeling of many people, and I'm sure it
should be a podcast. Scarious theory. A lot of people
have been texting in of people are clapping on Well,
maybe they had a lot for dinner.

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