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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Thank you, Lauren.
You know this flat tire thing is on my nerves.
So Danielle sends me a textas morning at five thirty.
Oh my god, I'm almost to the garage. I drove
all the way in from New Jersey and my tire
is almost flat. Yeah, it's a it's jingle ball Friday.
We have too much to do. I can't handle it,
and she uses those famous Danielle words. I can't. All right,
(00:28):
you can't, I said, let me take care of you.
Let me just get a flat bed. We'll get the
car back to your house. You don't have to worry
about it. You don't have to worry about it. Nate's
insisting on getting out there and getting his nails dirty
and changing your tire. You looked in the in the back.
There is no spaar in your car. I don't know
why you don't have one of those.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't know because there's a kit, he said, instead
of a spa. It's a kid, he says.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Maybe there's a there's like a fix of flat. Well,
Danielle doesn't know much about a car. I don't know
if there's a spar in there.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And it apparently does not have run flat tires, which
are educated you want that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's a compass, the deep compass by the way.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, uh, and so apparently I googled it. It comes
with the fix a flat kit. So what that is
is you undo you know, the valve stem you you
hook it up and it sprays a coating on the
inside of the time.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's a relatively easy process. But my process is easier.
I just call someone and they come pick up your truck.
How about it run down right now?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
If that works, okay, and then if it doesn't work,
then we get the flat thank you, and they.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Do the sexiest natives eversed, seriously, right, this is the sexiest.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, don't you think convenience is sexier than going down
and doing this.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I grew up and if there was a problem, my
dad's like, you fix it, you know, if if there's
something broke, you fix it. You know.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But we're you know, we're arguably one of the biggest
radio shows in the world, and you're the senior executive
producer and you're gonna go do a friggin fix a
flat and I all I want to do is call someone.
They come, pick up the car and go.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Remember we're supposed to be human. This is very human.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
This is I know, we got to talk about that.
Of course, as they say about Uncle Elvis, I'm a
man of queen venience.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Queen.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
This is more queen venience, and my.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Queen, I do appreciate it very much. To prove that's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't have anything to prove. Honey, honey, don't you
know what? This is not a size? Do you agree
with me here, Scotty Scott, it's not that difficult, right, No,
it's not at all. Just go down and fix it.
Just do it. Just get out of here. Tell the
guys you know what I've been in radio years. I'll
take over my show. Take your bagel to get out
(02:39):
of here. Fix a flat.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I need you, I need you for this. What I
want to do here. Let's do this and then.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
This is like a lovely thing you guys are speaking.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Here's another thing that's going on here at iHeart. We
have this new initiative which I happen to love. It's
called Guaranteed Human.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, thank god.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now the initiative is such where they don't want us
playing any music that's recorded by AI. It has to
be a human they don't want. Okay, what are the rules.
They don't want any commercials recorded by They.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Want nothing AI. So no spots, no playing stuff on
the air, no artists that are made from AI music, nothing.
Everything that we play is supposed to be a human being.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And I said about it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, and we were trying our best. If only Nate
was more human. Anyway, So my husband Alex is becoming
a whiz at AI. He made this beautiful Elvis Dren
Morning Show animation commercial for yeah, and he floated it online.
He posted it, okay, and I said to him, is
(03:45):
he there, Hi, Alex, good morning? Okay, Okay, so we're
talking about Remember that Elvis Durn Morning Show AI generated
commercial you made for us? Yes, okay, it is great.
It's animated Danielle and Gandhi and Elvis at the mic
and you know Times Square. I mean it's great work.
(04:07):
But you know, at iHeart, we're doing this new thing
called guaranteed Human. Have you heard of this?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I haven't. WHOA It's the big headline here where they
don't want to play playing any music or any commercials
or anything that's generated by something other than a guaranteed
human being. Right, I'm like, oh wow, okay, so this morning,
this morning, you sent over the most incredibly produced AI
commercial for Gandhi and Gandhi's Game of the Day.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yes, and I loved it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, because I figured Gandhi needs.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
A jingle thank you. But the animation is an incredible
It looks like a huge, flashy set of a game show.
And this I believe an Indian gentleman. Yes, is the host?
Well okay, just exactly walks out and is like it's
the Game of the Day and fireworks and you know,
(05:00):
s barkles, sparklers and it's beautiful cannon cannons. But it's
all AI. It's not human. So I'm like, I don't know,
I don't know. I think he did. It's a great job.
I don't mind slipping that in. Maybe they won't know
it's not real. Oh they'll know.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Someone's going to report it. My thing is, my thing
is the technology is out there, so why don't we
use it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well? Because I think you know, the initiative here at
iHeartMedia is they want us not to be known as
the we're falling into the AI ditch with the whole world. Right,
we were reminding everyone that they're real human beings out
there creating music that need to be paid for it,
recognized for it. So they don't want us to be
known as the AI generating company. But the good news
(05:44):
is go ahead.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well then that means Josh needs to stuff up his
game and do produce a better jingle than I did.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
By the way, he can do a great job at that.
He's really great at what he does. And you know
that you're just trying to laugh that. I'm just saying,
you know, no one asked him to do a Gandhi's
Game of the Day jingle. You you did it on
your own and it's great. So what I'm thinking, see,
Alex does it work for iHeart? He can post uff
(06:17):
on his web, on his Instagram all he wants. Fire him.
They're gonna come to me. Your husband cannot put these
things up. I can't control him. Look at him. Alex
is out of control as it is.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So as long as we just don't repost it, it's fine, right,
I think?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So, oh what if we reposted it saying look, here's
an example of what we should not.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Do, like when we talk about the things we were
going to talk about, but we're not because they're inappropriate. Right, Yeah,
this works?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, So okay, did you post it on your U
on your social No? I have it?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
All?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Right, Well we can't. What if it's my personal it's
my personal Instagram account.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
You know what's about to happen now because.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
They don't own that, that's not theirs. What's about to happen.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
We're going to have to sit through another one of
those damn training tests about AI. Now what we can
and camp post.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
There's gonna you know, of my life.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm already I'm already five tests behind. I need to
do it, but you haven't caught up the sexual harassment tests.
Haven't done it well obviously, nice boots. By the way,
what are the other tests I still have in my
in my mailbox. I'm not going to take money the other.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Pay all the thing SCC compliance, FCC compliance because we
got called out by name.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah yeah that was okay, back to this. I think
it's so great what you did, especially with the stereotypical
Indian Indian game show host coming out. I liked it.
She loves it. You do love it. I do.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I want to see more Indian stuff everywhere.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yes, let's do it. I know I can't. You know
he's not real, he's not human.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
What if Alex recreated that himself and dressed in brown face?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, no, no, that's what we need. Alex, do you
want to go in brown face? I think that's exactly why.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm not even getting into that.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
No, Alex, you could you want to?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Alex has really bad accents. Let's move on. Remember that night? Yes,
I know Alex doesn't remember that night. That's the same
not I craped myself. Yes, that was a bad night. Anyway,
moving on, moving on. If you want to post it
on your social until we get a legal reading on this,
then you you should because I want everyone to see
(08:44):
this AI work you did. It's definitely not human. No,
it's not. So are you gonna do you? I mean
people follow you? You're not? Your socialism a secret?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, I'll think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I don't want to get anybody in trouble.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You're not, you're not. You don't work here if we
we can't post it, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, you don't work. But because he's your husband, does
that counts now Here?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Comes the test.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I mean he can't win, you know, he can't win
tickets or anything like that. But that's that's I know.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm not even going to Jingle Bowl tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Because he doesn't want to go. It's because I don't
want him there. He gets there with Theforto boys, they
drink too much. I got a babysit him. I'm not
going to do it. No no, no, no no no.
All right, So you're not going to post it, or
you are going to post it.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You should, I'm not going to post it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'll think about it. How about that. Everyone's listening wanting
to see it. It really is great, and you're gonna
get a lot of followers. If Uncle Johnny were alive,
he would post it. Yes, yes, he would do anything
for followers. I wait to followers. They still have a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I miss him putting his finger in my joining.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I beg your pardons. All right, okay, we got to
post it right now. Okay, so okay, what is your Instagram?
It's a car? Where is it? A car?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
A car?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
C a R r z o o a R car zoo.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Hey he could post it on his only fans page.
Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Imagine paying for only fans only for it to be
all a, I we're onto something.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Here guaranteed one of those. Okay, we got to go.
So it's a cars? Are you posting it right now?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm on the phone right okay, Gal, I want to
do that because people are gonna start going, I'm telling
you by the millions. Uh a, it's a car zoo
A c A r r z o O here at
I heeart Media. We are guaranteed human Alex's Instagram not guaranteed. No,
(10:54):
And did you do the Elvis? Do the Elvis Duran
commercial two?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I did that on Monday.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I think doing it? Can't you bring him to the top?
Do that? All right? I love you well. I just
have one questions.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
The birthday girls in the in the cartoon version that
you did, which was really cool, Which one was Danielle
and which one was me?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah? Because we both looked the same. Could you make
my hair?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Rider?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Thinks were you was?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
She?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You're short hair?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I was long hair.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I think Danielle was on the left and you were
on the right. Okay, so think I don't know what
they We gotta go, We gotta go, okay, good bye.
They have to change a tire.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
He's not he's blowing.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
This is going to be one of those days and
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Okay, we're so late, but you know you need the
reason we're late because we're human. We're guaranteed human human.
If we weren't human, we'd be right on time. You
know what I'm saying. This is how you know you're
always guaranteed human. When we're on late, late, not on time,
we make mistakes. We yeah, because we're human. Yep, it's
(12:03):
a kar zoo and Instagram a C A R r
z o O. Look at Gandhi's game day. AI not
human at all, No, not sanctioned by iHeart at all.
I'm against this AI thing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You know me, by the way, I is Indian. I
need all the I need all the humans to sign
Gandhi's card. It's what Scotti. Thanks Okay,