August 4, 2025 • 12 mins
Gandhi's underwear was stolen during her move... little did we know that would open a can of worms!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I can't believe we get into these conversations.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
The songs are playing. I'm sorry, it's awful. No, I'm
talking about Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Yeah, this is ridiculous. This room is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
But yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Gandhi was talking about how last time she moved, the
movers took all of her underwear, the whole drawer.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
The drawer yes day only be one pair. I only
had what I had in my little carry on when
I moved.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It was terribly exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, and of course you said, was it accidental. No,
We're pretty pretty sure it was on purpose, don't you.
I mean no, I mean everything that was missing. It
was only underwear.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
That's it, only my underwear.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
And my sister told me because I wasn't there when
they packed up all my stuff and actually like put
it on the truck. But she called me and told me, Hey, just.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
The heads up. These guys are kind of creepy. I
can't really explain it. They're just asking weird questions and
they're being weird.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
So have a friend with you when they drop your
stuff off, because I don't like it. So my best
friend actually came to visit me in Ball the weekend.
They brought all my stuff, so we're unpacking it all together.
I opened my dresser. All the drawers were taped shut
by the way, so I opened the dresser drawer.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Not one pair, every.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Pair was you know, they sold that and made lots
of cash.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
How much are you gonna sell used underwear?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
People? They do? You know, there's a market for that.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The Scotty Bees, and they're saying, you know what they
did with it, he did put it on their faces
story inhaling it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I mean, oh god, they did. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's all out of the laundry, isn't it. I mean, yeah,
doesn't matter. Creepy people like creepy things.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
They were very creepy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Creepy people do creepy things, said Scotty Bees.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Seriously, Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
But then so I called the moving company and I
told them what happened. They didn't act even kind of shocked.
They didn't say, oh my gosh, that's bizarre. I'm sorry
that have nothing. They said, Okay, our insurance policy is this,
And their insurance policy was something like sixty five cents
to the pound of whatever it is that you lost.
So I lost an entire drawer of underwear. Nice underwear, Danielle,
you know how much money that is?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
They're expensive, Yeah, and they.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
They said it probably weighed about four pounds. So I
got back like two dollars and eighty cent. Oh my god,
I can't find prepare from Walmart for this.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
We would and you wait till.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Victoria's Secret has that sale to sock up on underwear
coming so expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I got free panty coupons if you want. Ok thank
you for a Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So do you wonder if it was just one of
the moving guys or are they working in tandem?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I mean, what it's like, Hello, look at look at this,
lady's look at that? Look at this?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I gotta I got a.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Treasure chest in here. Listen, let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I was sort of hope, like best case scenario.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I was hoping that they were guys who like to
wear women's underwear and they just weren't comfortable like walking
into a store and buying it. So maybe I helped
them with something that they enjoyed that wasn't a s pervy.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
But I don't know they were weird.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
They know they were weird. What happened?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeahs, anyone ever stole in your underwear?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I not that I know of.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm I mean, I guess it could have happened, but.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
See, that's how you steal underwear one at a time.
You don't take a whole drawer of it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, because then you just think you're going crazy. You're like,
where is that polka dotted pear? I know I had it.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Where'd I put it?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Even then you can blame the dryer for eating it. Yeah,
of course I can't blame the dryer for an entire
drawer of underwear.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Still, you know what.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I'm mad Now I'm gonna call them later. You should
following up about ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I mean, if you got it back, would you wear it?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah no, No.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What if the guy knocked to the door and it
was Carl car the guy the guy who moved you,
and said, I gotta be honest with you. You were
so great, you tipped us very well. Here's your under
I'm giving it back.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
God.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Now I'll give it to Scott to sniff, because I'm
sure there'd be a trail of some sort of tears.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh my gosh, all right, I think Paul steals your panties.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Sounds like a ball thing. That what's written on the truck. Yeah,
ball's panties. All right? Well, okay, so that's years ago.
You've bought new under you've recovered I have.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I've recouped it all. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
See, I would think, you know, if you have a
drawer full of underwear and they're coming a movie, I
would actually just move the underwear myself. I would take
that that's not my private stash.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It didn't even cross my mind that something so bizarre
would happen. I'm like, these guys are in a hurry,
they're just taping up Georgy. I wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
And then when I opened my stuff and they were
just missing, So what the hell?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, okay, crazy, Okay, we'll get back to that, to
that discussion as needs as need be. Let's go talk
to Mike on nine eighteen. Can we go back to
panties that seem to panties did better than several songs?
Hey Mike, how are you doing out in Lancaster?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:51):
My god? In the Morning show.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
I can't believe I'm talking my favorite in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
WHOA, my god, I love that. Alright, Mike, talk about it.
You were moving a friend, by the way, you're a
good friend. You're a good friend if you move a friend. Yeah,
and what happened with the underwear?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
So I'm moving a friend's sister.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
She's moving from one location to another, and they're following me.
I've got everything loaded up in my truck and I'm driving,
and all of a sudden they are not behind me anymore.
I'm like, where the hell did they go?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
So we're up on Windy Roads in New Hampshire.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
So I pull over, get out of the truck, look
in the back and I realized one of the drawers
is missing from the top of the bureau. I forgot
to tie it down correctly. So I turn around, I
go back.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I turn around the corner. There they are picking up
all of her underwear off of the highway. Oh my god. Yeah, honestly,
this this this drower launched.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Out and hit the highway and just spread her unwear
across And God, he was talking about.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Moving and underwear. It was just a story.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I had to share it with all of you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She didn't want that. We're back after we'd been on
the highway. Did she.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Picked it up?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
And I'm sure she watched it. But the tough thing
was we cracked the store over dresser. So yeah, so yeah,
it all worked out end, but it was kind of
a funny story.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You see. Okay, this is the answer to many questions
that we've had driving around Mike.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
You know this.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You'll see something weird on the side of the road.
You'll see like one shoe or underwear, underwear across the highway,
and you wonder what that story is like, you want
to know, like, there's a great story behind this underwrold.
It's not that they dropped it. There's a big story
and you have to make it up in your head,
blow it up.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I don't know. Well, you're a good friend. Your friend
who helps a friend move is a good friend, Mike,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yeah, eighteen years. Next week is my last week commuting
with you, guys, I am so excited.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, your last week commuting? What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, I'm changing jobs.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
I'm going from an in person working job to a
remote working job, so I won't be commuting with you
good morning anymore. So off to figure out how to
listen to you in the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
There's a million ways to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You figure that out, because we need you. Mike, thank
you so much for listening to us. And uh, hey,
if you see known to her, if you see underwear
on the side of the road, call Mike, it's it's
his friends. Appreciate it, all right, man, have a great day,
have a good week. Jeez, well, what about the sex
toy drawer? What if that doesn't make it?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh jeez, lord, can you imagine? That's just disgusting.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
There's just certain stuff I would never touch.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Get that away from me. I don't want touch someone
else's anything like that. And then people steal it and
do something.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
People make money off of these things, though, Now how
many people? What did I see yesterday? She was, Oh,
this woman was chewing I'm not even kidding you, chewing food,
spitting it in a little ziplock bag and mailing it
out to people and making money off of I could
do like a like a mama burden, like a bird chewing.
She said, I'm chewing food for men who don't have teeth.
(07:51):
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure that's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's disgusting. Hey, you know you're doing your morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You never know what you're what you're gonna throw out
there that's actually going to turn into something. This, this
missing underwear thing has turned into. And the reason I'm
saying this is, you know we have text messages. You're
texting in at fifty five one hundred, So many text
messages came in just about their underwear being stolen at
some point in their lives or careers. So bizarre, and
(08:17):
this calls my favorite. I mean this text rather, it
takes me back to my slutty days. In my slutty days,
when I'd be fooling around with my boyfriends, after we're
all done with the night, I'd throw my underwear out
the window wherever we were.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
What what.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
And litter?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well then then this person goes on to say, uh,
and then it got me a little scared, wondering if
they take my DNA, can they arrest me for littering?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Do you think they have an underwear like criminal section?
What would you call that? It would be out.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Into the lab.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, exactly, some guy way out of the pair of
poundies and here we got to check these out.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
So much littering over there on Fourth Street again.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Gross you know, can I okay, So the men in
this room, have any of you ever stolen them?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, no silence from Scott.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah okay, if anybody be Scotty.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Really would anyone admit it, though, I mean I think
Scott would admit it. I would admit it. I've been
given them right. Wait, so he gave you their underwear.
I might have asked for it. What did you do
with it?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Curiosity?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Did you frame them? Listen? That is not for the air.
We are god. Yeah, you brought it up on the
phone right now. I'm not sure. Did you wear Yeah,
Daniel's a good question.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Did you wear them?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Did you wear them? Did you?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
We got to move on? Yes, not down there?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Did you move on?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Talk to Sam. No, you can't start that. You can't
fart on the elevator. Get off like that. You guys
are forcing this fart. By the way, I'm not farting
this on this elevator.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
And lead.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You started it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You started it. You obviously want the attention. You want
to talk about it. Say we're giving it to you
were giving the spotlight. Now we're curious. Did you wear
them on your head?
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay, so you asked for undies to put on your face.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I did it once. I wasn't a huge fan of it,
and so I never did it again. But I did
the problem. You should.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You learned the hard way. You should never drive a
car while wearing underwear on your face. Now we will
move on, Sandy. Sandy actually caught a relative in her room,
in her underwear drawer. Now, how did that work out? Sandy?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It was not my room. It was my mother in law's.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
They caught him. They caught him. It was my husband
and I first started dating, and I kind of remember
this uncle from like reunions. He was kind of weird,
taking pictures all the time, just land up like just people,
and it was just creepy that I came to his
house one time and they're like, we caught uncle. And
(11:07):
I don't even remember his real name. We caught him
in the underwear drawer. And I've never seen him again,
but we always referred to m as Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Start calling Nate.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You not calling Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Your Uncle Sniffy would not be invited to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I never saw him again.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, I couldn't imagine Uncle Sniffy was in that drawer
and not thinking anything of it. And then when someone
catches Uncle Sniffy, he's like, wait, what does this look like?
This isn't what you think, Yes it is, Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
You're in your Uncle Sniffy. Stupid. If you want to
smell something, you go to the hamper. You don't go
to a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
God, idiot, Nate. Don't bring stuff up you don't want
to talk about. All right, all right, thank you so much,
saying you've given us another great call to You're actually
my favorite call of the day so far.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
So you're waiting that contest, Yeah, thank you, saying you
go have a good day. Okay,
It's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I can't believe we get into these conversations.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
The songs are playing. I'm sorry, it's awful. No, I'm
talking about Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Yeah, this is ridiculous. This room is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
But yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Gandhi was talking about how last time she moved, the
movers took all of her underwear, the whole drawer.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
The drawer yes day only be one pair. I only
had what I had in my little carry on when
I moved.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
It was terribly exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, and of course you said, was it accidental. No,
We're pretty pretty sure it was on purpose, don't you.
I mean no, I mean everything that was missing. It
was only underwear.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
That's it, only my underwear.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
And my sister told me because I wasn't there when
they packed up all my stuff and actually like put
it on the truck. But she called me and told me, Hey, just.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
The heads up. These guys are kind of creepy. I
can't really explain it. They're just asking weird questions and
they're being weird.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
So have a friend with you when they drop your
stuff off, because I don't like it. So my best
friend actually came to visit me in Ball the weekend.
They brought all my stuff, so we're unpacking it all together.
I opened my dresser. All the drawers were taped shut
by the way, so I opened the dresser drawer.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Not one pair, every.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Pair was you know, they sold that and made lots
of cash.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
How much are you gonna sell used underwear?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
People? They do? You know, there's a market for that.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The Scotty Bees, and they're saying, you know what they
did with it, he did put it on their faces
story inhaling it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I mean, oh god, they did. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's all out of the laundry, isn't it. I mean, yeah,
doesn't matter. Creepy people like creepy things.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
They were very creepy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Creepy people do creepy things, said Scotty Bees.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Seriously, Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
But then so I called the moving company and I
told them what happened. They didn't act even kind of shocked.
They didn't say, oh my gosh, that's bizarre. I'm sorry
that have nothing. They said, Okay, our insurance policy is this,
And their insurance policy was something like sixty five cents
to the pound of whatever it is that you lost.
So I lost an entire drawer of underwear. Nice underwear, Danielle,
you know how much money that is?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
They're expensive, Yeah, and they.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
They said it probably weighed about four pounds. So I
got back like two dollars and eighty cent. Oh my god,
I can't find prepare from Walmart for this.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
We would and you wait till.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Victoria's Secret has that sale to sock up on underwear
coming so expensive.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I got free panty coupons if you want. Ok thank
you for a Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So do you wonder if it was just one of
the moving guys or are they working in tandem?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I mean, what it's like, Hello, look at look at this,
lady's look at that? Look at this?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I gotta I got a.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Treasure chest in here. Listen, let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I was sort of hope, like best case scenario.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I was hoping that they were guys who like to
wear women's underwear and they just weren't comfortable like walking
into a store and buying it. So maybe I helped
them with something that they enjoyed that wasn't a s pervy.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
But I don't know they were weird.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
They know they were weird. What happened?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeahs, anyone ever stole in your underwear?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I not that I know of.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm I mean, I guess it could have happened, but.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
See, that's how you steal underwear one at a time.
You don't take a whole drawer of it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, because then you just think you're going crazy. You're like,
where is that polka dotted pear? I know I had it.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Where'd I put it?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Even then you can blame the dryer for eating it. Yeah,
of course I can't blame the dryer for an entire
drawer of underwear.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Still, you know what.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I'm mad Now I'm gonna call them later. You should
following up about ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I mean, if you got it back, would you wear it?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Hell?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah no, No.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What if the guy knocked to the door and it
was Carl car the guy the guy who moved you,
and said, I gotta be honest with you. You were
so great, you tipped us very well. Here's your under
I'm giving it back.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
God.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Now I'll give it to Scott to sniff, because I'm
sure there'd be a trail of some sort of tears.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh my gosh, all right, I think Paul steals your panties.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Sounds like a ball thing. That what's written on the truck. Yeah,
ball's panties. All right? Well, okay, so that's years ago.
You've bought new under you've recovered I have.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I've recouped it all. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
See, I would think, you know, if you have a
drawer full of underwear and they're coming a movie, I
would actually just move the underwear myself. I would take
that that's not my private stash.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It didn't even cross my mind that something so bizarre
would happen. I'm like, these guys are in a hurry,
they're just taping up Georgy. I wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
And then when I opened my stuff and they were
just missing, So what the hell?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, okay, crazy, Okay, we'll get back to that, to
that discussion as needs as need be. Let's go talk
to Mike on nine eighteen. Can we go back to
panties that seem to panties did better than several songs?
Hey Mike, how are you doing out in Lancaster?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:51):
My god? In the Morning show.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
I can't believe I'm talking my favorite in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
WHOA, my god, I love that. Alright, Mike, talk about it.
You were moving a friend, by the way, you're a
good friend. You're a good friend if you move a friend. Yeah,
and what happened with the underwear?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
So I'm moving a friend's sister.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
She's moving from one location to another, and they're following me.
I've got everything loaded up in my truck and I'm driving,
and all of a sudden they are not behind me anymore.
I'm like, where the hell did they go?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
So we're up on Windy Roads in New Hampshire.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
So I pull over, get out of the truck, look
in the back and I realized one of the drawers
is missing from the top of the bureau. I forgot
to tie it down correctly. So I turn around, I
go back.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
I turn around the corner. There they are picking up
all of her underwear off of the highway. Oh my god. Yeah, honestly,
this this this drower launched.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Out and hit the highway and just spread her unwear
across And God, he was talking about.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Moving and underwear. It was just a story.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
I had to share it with all of you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She didn't want that. We're back after we'd been on
the highway. Did she.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Picked it up?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
And I'm sure she watched it. But the tough thing
was we cracked the store over dresser. So yeah, so yeah,
it all worked out end, but it was kind of
a funny story.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You see. Okay, this is the answer to many questions
that we've had driving around Mike.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
You know this.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You'll see something weird on the side of the road.
You'll see like one shoe or underwear, underwear across the highway,
and you wonder what that story is like, you want
to know, like, there's a great story behind this underwrold.
It's not that they dropped it. There's a big story
and you have to make it up in your head,
blow it up.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I don't know. Well, you're a good friend. Your friend
who helps a friend move is a good friend, Mike,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yeah, eighteen years. Next week is my last week commuting
with you, guys, I am so excited.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, your last week commuting? What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, I'm changing jobs.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
I'm going from an in person working job to a
remote working job, so I won't be commuting with you
good morning anymore. So off to figure out how to
listen to you in the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
There's a million ways to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You figure that out, because we need you. Mike, thank
you so much for listening to us. And uh, hey,
if you see known to her, if you see underwear
on the side of the road, call Mike, it's it's
his friends. Appreciate it, all right, man, have a great day,
have a good week. Jeez, well, what about the sex
toy drawer? What if that doesn't make it?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh jeez, lord, can you imagine? That's just disgusting.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
There's just certain stuff I would never touch.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Get that away from me. I don't want touch someone
else's anything like that. And then people steal it and
do something.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
People make money off of these things, though, Now how
many people? What did I see yesterday? She was, Oh,
this woman was chewing I'm not even kidding you, chewing food,
spitting it in a little ziplock bag and mailing it
out to people and making money off of I could
do like a like a mama burden, like a bird chewing.
She said, I'm chewing food for men who don't have teeth.
(07:51):
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure that's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's disgusting. Hey, you know you're doing your morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You never know what you're what you're gonna throw out
there that's actually going to turn into something. This, this
missing underwear thing has turned into. And the reason I'm
saying this is, you know we have text messages. You're
texting in at fifty five one hundred, So many text
messages came in just about their underwear being stolen at
some point in their lives or careers. So bizarre, and
(08:17):
this calls my favorite. I mean this text rather, it
takes me back to my slutty days. In my slutty days,
when I'd be fooling around with my boyfriends, after we're
all done with the night, I'd throw my underwear out
the window wherever we were.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
What what.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
And litter?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well then then this person goes on to say, uh,
and then it got me a little scared, wondering if
they take my DNA, can they arrest me for littering?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Do you think they have an underwear like criminal section?
What would you call that? It would be out.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Into the lab.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, exactly, some guy way out of the pair of
poundies and here we got to check these out.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
So much littering over there on Fourth Street again.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Gross you know, can I okay, So the men in
this room, have any of you ever stolen them?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, no silence from Scott.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah okay, if anybody be Scotty.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Really would anyone admit it, though, I mean I think
Scott would admit it. I would admit it. I've been
given them right. Wait, so he gave you their underwear.
I might have asked for it. What did you do
with it?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Curiosity?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Did you frame them? Listen? That is not for the air.
We are god. Yeah, you brought it up on the
phone right now. I'm not sure. Did you wear Yeah,
Daniel's a good question.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Did you wear them?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Did you wear them? Did you?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
We got to move on? Yes, not down there?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Did you move on?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Talk to Sam. No, you can't start that. You can't
fart on the elevator. Get off like that. You guys
are forcing this fart. By the way, I'm not farting
this on this elevator.
Speaker 8 (10:06):
And lead.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You started it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You started it. You obviously want the attention. You want
to talk about it. Say we're giving it to you
were giving the spotlight. Now we're curious. Did you wear
them on your head?
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay, so you asked for undies to put on your face.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I did it once. I wasn't a huge fan of it,
and so I never did it again. But I did
the problem. You should.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You learned the hard way. You should never drive a
car while wearing underwear on your face. Now we will
move on, Sandy. Sandy actually caught a relative in her room,
in her underwear drawer. Now, how did that work out? Sandy?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It was not my room. It was my mother in law's.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
They caught him. They caught him. It was my husband
and I first started dating, and I kind of remember
this uncle from like reunions. He was kind of weird,
taking pictures all the time, just land up like just people,
and it was just creepy that I came to his
house one time and they're like, we caught uncle. And
(11:07):
I don't even remember his real name. We caught him
in the underwear drawer. And I've never seen him again,
but we always referred to m as Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Start calling Nate.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You not calling Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Your Uncle Sniffy would not be invited to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I never saw him again.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, I couldn't imagine Uncle Sniffy was in that drawer
and not thinking anything of it. And then when someone
catches Uncle Sniffy, he's like, wait, what does this look like?
This isn't what you think, Yes it is, Uncle Sniffy.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
You're in your Uncle Sniffy. Stupid. If you want to
smell something, you go to the hamper. You don't go
to a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
God, idiot, Nate. Don't bring stuff up you don't want
to talk about. All right, all right, thank you so much,
saying you've given us another great call to You're actually
my favorite call of the day so far.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
So you're waiting that contest, Yeah, thank you, saying you
go have a good day. Okay,
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