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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What else are we talking about today?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Gandhi the terrible worst movie of all time that people
keep watching.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh yeah, that Mel Gibson movie on Netflix. It's I
think it's still number one film. If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It might be.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What's it called again, It's called all the line on
the line. Gandhi says, it's not even arguably the worst
film ever. It is the worst film ever made.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It what you said, Yes, it's so bad, it's just awful.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You told us any people are texting on got it
was so bad, but they watched it all the way
to the end, and they had to see how it
was going to end. See the more you say it's awful,
the more I want to watch it. I don't know why.
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know. The thing I'm getting the most is
I should have listened to you, but I wanted to
find out for myself. I feel like that's just like
if I stuck my hand in a fire and I
was like, oh that hurt, don't do it. It's like
the hot stoves. Yeah, all these people walk over. I'm
gonna try it myself. Well, now you're burned Scotti.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So you told Scotty boddy Bee, we told you over
and over don't watch that film. It's a waste of
your time. So I get a text you the night
he said, Bro, I'm watching that mel Gibson turd. It
is truly the worst film ever. Why are you watching it?
We told you not to watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I think mostly because the whole radio aspect of it.
I wanted to see, you know, the radio stuff. But
I mean, it was mediocre most of the way through,
and then at the very end, I was like, are
you effing kidding me? And I texted GANI I'm like, dude,
this is the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Now we knew here there's some sort of plot twist
at the end, ye some sort, but it's got it.
It's not worth the way. We actually started watching it
and it was like, in the first two minutes, I
was like, turn this crap off. It's no.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah. The acting is terrible from the jump, like, the
acting's not even good. The plot is. You think so
many ways I could have gotten out of this. They
should have just done this. They don't do any of
these things. And then you get to the end and
you're like, Wow, I wish I could see someone to
get my time back, but I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
They said it has nothing to do with you, Elvis,
but I mean it's also eerily reminiscent of Diehard with
a vengeance. This was the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It was you in a studio and there was.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
A bomb in the building. Same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's the same there's a bomb in the building. Hey,
were you're ruining? Oh I may want to watch this.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Really, do not watch it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's so bad after all these warnings, I know, but
I feel like I have to. The more you push,
you push it, I feel like I gotta watch this turn.
You have to it's a turn. What Look at the
glowing reviews coming in the text. Oh look ye the
text messages don't watch it? The worst, thank you. It's
the period, worst period.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It's so they're saying really really bad, all right right
now now they're saying that, oh, what is this this
text you just put up here?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Garrett Garrett, that's the producer of On the Line. I
DMed him and asked him what his inspiration was, and
this is what he told me. Oh, he said, well,
I was a radio host for twenty years at Energy
and they call it energy. It's NRJ radio network in Europe,
and the number the frequency is one hundred point three,
which is our frequency here, which is okay on air.
(03:03):
One day someone called to say he has kidnapped my mother.
I also put some other stories that happened to me,
like the opening scene with the Messiah guy. I saw
that it happened exactly like that in the film. So
he didn't rip off my name. He didn't rip off
one hundred point three. The guy doesn't even know who
we are. Probably so just because guy a guy's name Elvis.
(03:24):
I mean, no, oh, that's such a common name. I
think if France it actually is, isn't it Elvis? Is it?
Say so? Someone else actually says on the text, I
watched the first two minutes and I skipped to the
last thirteen minutes just to get to the end. They
went right to the plot twist and turned it off.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So bad.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They're saying that this cannot be the worst film ever,
because No, Blue Valentine with Ryan Gosling was the worst
movie ever. Here we go, the worst movie ever. Go
Jili see Zelie was. It was rumored to be so bad.
I never watched it, so it's always the punchline. But
people say it's the worst movie ever, and then never
saw it because they just heard everyone else say it's bad.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So I won't say it's the worst movie ever. But
I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory over the weekend,
which one, uh, the original Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh see, that's my favorite. You don't like it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I liked it that. Grandpa Joe is a piece of work.
I know we've talked about him afore, but come on, man,
you're having the child child labor to buy you tobacco.
What what is this?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah? No, he just sat in this dirty nightgown in
that room full of old people and stunk and did
and bathe, and then all of a sudden he can walk.
When Charlie got a golden ticket, he.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Was dancing dance, and then he was breaking all the
rules through the Chocolate Factory. When they were talking about
if Charlie got the ticket the right way, He's like,
who cares how he got it? He got it like
Grandpa Joe was just he was not a role model.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, don't get Nate started on Grandpa Joe. He is
like here he goes, oh, you do the deep dive
on Grandpa Joe. He beats every villain in every movie
ever made. Darth Vader's nothing thing compared to Grandpa Joe.
That guy is just sinister, lying in that bed waiting
that I mean, children work for him. He looks dirty.
He was like, he has that stinky I bet he's
no longer alive that you remember in that movie. You
(05:13):
remember this because you just watched Yes, nothing but cabbage soup.
Can you imagine how bad the sheet smelled? So they
ate cabbage soup and then he and Charlie got all gassy,
started floating up to the fan in that room.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, which they shouldn't have been.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I just said the brown word. Sorry. So Grandpa Joe
and Willy Wonka when they were eating that candy, they
started floating up to the exhaust fan, about to die.
They started burping to come back down. They were farting
cabbage soup. You know, they were.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Terrible. It was just man, just everything about Grandpa Joe.
I was like, Charlie, of all the people you could
have picked, you didn't pick your mother, your hard working mother.
You picked this bum.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, and she was so beauty. It was Gorge slaving,
slaving away doing other people's laundry for hours a day.
Grandpa Joe's just sitting there smoking tobacco that Charlie procures.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, and we are awful. It was w It was
just awful.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
So did you watch Wonka with Timothy shallow May?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes, and I loved it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I loved it too.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I watched it again and I loved it even more.
I think it was great they did.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He's got those cheek bones, man, he does, Timothy Challa May.
I want those cheek bones. I mean, he's got to
look there were show. Did you see the comparison to
the guy who played U what Pete Castanza whatever? On Seinfeld? Oh,
George George. They had him at twenty years old next
to Timothy shallow May at twenty years old. You're like,
oh my god, nothing in common. And it was like,
(06:47):
what did you didn't see that? Be out? I'll find
it for you. Kind of funny. Yeah, if you were
jumping in late. We're talking about on the line, that
movie with Mel Gibson that's doing really well because people
are watching it because it's rumored to be the worst
movie ever. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
They get you, man. The little description. You're like, oh,
this is gonna be a good movie, let me watch it,
and then ten minutes in, it's just awful and it
never gets better.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
They're saying, other bad movies. A lot of people are
texting in the room, Oh I never saw it, they say,
it's so unbelievably bad. I promise you you'll also be
incredibly entertained at how bad it is.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Didn't it win all kinds of awards?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The room? That's you're thinking of another one. This is
from two thousand and three, and it's called The Citizen
Kane of Bad Movies. Oh, oh god, you know Citizen Kme,
by the way, in my opinion, is one of the
most cleverly produced, directed and written movies all time. But
that's an arguable you can argue that, you know, Orson
Wells was a genius, and when he tried in Hollywood
(07:46):
to put this movie together, people close doors on him,
especially because the subject matter of Citizen Kane was William
Randolph Hurst. It was loosely based on his life and
his career, and they just made fun of this powerful,
powerful man who owned all the newspapers across the country.
And they're like, you can't do that and get away
with well they did, of course. It was centered at
(08:09):
the Hurst Mansion send Sinim San Simeon God, which I visited,
but they called it Xanadu in his movie. So he
made like little twists and turns to make it different.
But if you ever can watch Citizen Kane, it truly
is an incredible film. Okay, all right, black and white,
Garrett said to something, except Garrett, did you say something? Garrett?
(08:30):
Did you want something? No? No, No, you were holding
your hand like you had. I was drinking some water.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, Oh, another terrible movie. Can I say one more
terrible movie?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
No, please go ahead.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Have any of you guys seen Jaws The Revenge?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No, it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's like the great great grand baby of the original
Jaws is out for revenge on this family, follows them
to the Bahamas and only attacks them.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Like.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's so bad that another person actually gets grabbed by
the shark, but the shark knows it's not one of
the family members and let them go. It's the worse sharks.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They're smart. I get it. Yeah, Okay, oh is this true?
Timothy Shelamy is in town. He's he's playing Bob Dylan.
They're filming right now in New York City, in Jersey
City at the White Man of Burger. They'll be there
this week. He's playing. Uh yeah, I know this. They
closed down the White Mann of Burger in in uh
in Hackensack, Jersey City on one and nine. Oh that's
(09:27):
the other White Man Burger. I'm talking about their original one.
Sorry there, No, don't be there. You can't go. I
kind of want to bring Ghani there after work and
I kind of made.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You see I No, I don't want to go stare
at people.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I kind of want to see them filming. Well, I
don't think I think they're closed. They're not gonna let
you in while they're filming. The still drive down one
and nine. You gonna why it's all prostitutes and bad motels.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Why do you want to drive down one and nine?
Because I just want to see what's happening. I missed
Jennifer lopezant Hoboken last week.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh no, and she was.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Eating at my favorite place for that I usually go
for lunch and she and.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
She was there. I'm like, scary. They they're all stalking you.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It just sucks because you missed you missed the celebrities
by a day or two.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm like, why I usually sit there, jenneral Lopez. You've
had her sitting right next to you have fifteen thousand
times in our studio. Now you gotta go see her
at at a restaurant somewhere.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
What's the difference, because it would be awesome because I, Hey,
Cafe Illegian, I get the fries.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You gotta try the fries.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You would you say that to her if you saw her.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, it's more casual to Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'm just saying, okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Call white Mannaberger in the Jersey City right now. Let
them know you're coming. Hey, I got Scary Jones coming.
You gotta gotta let him in. Oh scary, Yeah, come
on in. Bruh br brouh. So yeah, Scotty Be, even
though told not to watch the worst movie on the line,
(10:46):
it's so funny, wasted an hour and a half.