October 10, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So much going on in this world of ours. I mean,
there's a lot of sadness and fright angst. Let's talk
about us though, Oh so God is all mad?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Why? Because the camera view of you here in the
studio makes you look like a troll? Is that what
you said?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
One camera view makes me look like a mutant?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So online, yeah, people were giving you hell, saying that
you looked like you had like a Neanderthal looking thing
going on.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I can't even get it was so mean. So there's
one stupid video.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It was a camera view, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Mean I also I didn't look good that day, so
it was a combination of me and the camera. I
can't blame only the camera. But this video goes viral,
It gets like hundreds of thousands of shares, and the
majority of the comments underneath were only about how horrible
I look.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And I was like, well, this is mean. Let's get
that fixed.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know if we can. I just I talked
to our digital people and I said, hey, guys, can
we just never use this camera view of me?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Ever? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
My favorite is when I'm home, like, okay, let's talk
about you. What's your what's your so.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
When I'm home. It's hard because I don't have a
camera like at home. So most of the time they
were posting videos up my nose because that's where the
camera was going. So I was like, guys, the same thing.
I was like, I don't know if everyone really wants
to see up my nose.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So I like so.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So they finally got me a cute little camera. I
don't know how I'm gonna look on the camera, but
like tomorrow, I'm doing the show from home for a
bunch of reasons, so I'm going to test out the
camera and we shall see.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
My point is this, It's okay to bitch I moan
about you, Yeah, even though the world is on fire.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
My problem is this Marconi award thing. So here we go,
here we go, let me talk about it. So okay,
if you don't know, and you probably don't, nor should
you care, there's an award in the radio industry called
the Marconi Award. Of course, Marconi allegedly is the guy
that started radio. He invented radio. I don't agree with that.
(01:56):
Oh screw him. Oh maybe that's maybe that's let's move on, okay.
So anyway, the Marconi Awards happened here in New York
City at the NAB the National Association of Broadcasters convention,
and once again I was invited or nominated or did
I win. It's all these conservative white guys that win
(02:19):
this thing. I mean, so Nate was going over the list,
including Ryan Seacrest, Ryan.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Seacrest, Sean Hannity, Dan Patrick has won multiple I mean,
they all they all want us to die, these people,
but they win this award. I'm never gonna win the
Marconi Award. I've kind of given up. You have been nominated,
I have been.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
They nominate you just to tease you and taunt you
and then they don't let you win.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's kind of what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So I don't want it. What about you, Nate? What's
your gripe today? What's your bitch? Where do I start?
Give me your number one?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Well, okay, my number one problem is the fact that
Andrew brought in Crispy Cream donuts, which is my achilles heel?
Where are they don't bring him in here yet? So
what's your problem? The problem is I'm going to eat
about seven of them. What's your problem other than we
fired you? Like three times a day and you're still here.
Min's more first world problems.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I got too much to do before I pack for
my trip next week, so I got.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm leaving tomorrow morning. No wait a second, and I'm not.
I don't have a thing to wear.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Things are not fitting me the way that they normally
do back in because I'm working out and I'm getting
muscles and I'm not fitting into my clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, can we talk about that? Yeah, okay. Scary's theory
is this. He says his stomach looks larger than ever
because his abs are getting larger underneath the fact. Yes,
more than usual, That's what I'm saying. So that's why
I may have a little I actually ask my trainer
about that. He says that that's not the case.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
You don't think the abs are pushing my stomach forward
to I think I think the cookies are pushing your
stomach clones, as the abs would be burning the fat.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So, Froggy, what's your what's your problem? Today? Let's make
it about us? What's yours? I mean, I didn't sleep
much last night, but I'll take a nap today. I'm fine.
I don't I don't have any complaints. There are many
people that have much worse.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Than I do.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'm not complaining. See Froggy's the best guy on the show. Yeah,
I don't know about that. Now, that's a bunch of
bull crap.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So I want to point out two things. One, with
the exception of Froggy, I think we all have first
world problems.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Scar Yes, right.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Two Nate said, dog don't burn those donuts in here,
left the room, went into the other room, and is
now eating them in the other studio.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Our senior executive are pretty sure abandoned ship so he
could go eat his frigging Christy after telling you don't
bring him in here that he thinks he burned calories
to go get them here. I'll tell you my other
problem at home. Yeah, so if you walk up the
staircase to my bedroom, there's the hand railing that goes up. Yeah.
I have these digital beautiful lights put into the hand
(04:56):
railing and they and they shine down look really pretty. Yeah,
some of them burnt out.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That you've Can you even go up the steps anymore?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can, but it's not as attractive. It's ghastly. It's
not it's ghastly. It's not as stylish as it should be.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Somebody fixed the hand rail lights, Clarence, we can't go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Can you imagine? It's ghastly? Hey, had Diamond. What's your
first world problem today?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The fact that people are going in on my cousin
online because she was on that show Love is Blind.
And I can't argue in the comments because apparently is.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
She off the show or.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So why are people going off on your cousin because she's.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
A little bitch on the show. She is, She's like
a spoiled brat, And I mean, this is who I know,
but people don't know her, so they're they're talking about
a lot of crap and I'm ready to keyboard attack people.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right, She's good.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
She is very, very protective and defensive of the people
that she loves.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So you've never defended us, are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
She's gone in for me a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
My handrail lighting system is not working. Defend me, right,
thank you do.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
She will defend your on her online, I promise you.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Nate has Krispy Kreme all over him.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So I bring this point up as you're driving to
work or whatever you're doing right now, what's your first
world problem, the problem that's irritating you to the to
the core. Yet if you mentioned it to anyone, they
would look at you like, you really are an a hole?
What's what's your problem? Think about it? Yeah, we're actually all.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Very everybody has one thing that is so if you
really think about it, you're like, really.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's not that you know, but we're also blessed. Yeah,
oh my gosh, so blessed. Can I tell you who's
miserable today? Phillies fans? Oh yeah, you know. I wanted
the Phillies to win the Mets. The Mets one. I mean,
let's be honest. The bullpen just totally broke down with
my Phillies.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
It was a I mean, they were expected to win.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
So it's you thet wanted more though we are destined
this year, unfortunately for the Philly fans.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
A bunch of crumb bums.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You're a crumb creep. I want to fight you. You
don't have the courage. You're a real crumb bum.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Philly mayor Frank Rizzo talking to the cameras.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're a crumb creep. I want to fight you. You
don't have the courage. You're a real crumbbum put that
on camera.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I like crumb creep too.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Crumb Crumbum, you're a real crumb bum. I love him anyway. Sorry, Phillies.
Next year. Next year, we're in you and your mets.
You're a bunch of crumbums. The Eagles will look okay,
thank you. Scary
So much going on in this world of ours. I mean,
there's a lot of sadness and fright angst. Let's talk
about us though, Oh so God is all mad?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Why? Because the camera view of you here in the
studio makes you look like a troll? Is that what
you said?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
One camera view makes me look like a mutant?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So online, yeah, people were giving you hell, saying that
you looked like you had like a Neanderthal looking thing
going on.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I can't even get it was so mean. So there's
one stupid video.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It was a camera view, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Mean I also I didn't look good that day, so
it was a combination of me and the camera. I
can't blame only the camera. But this video goes viral,
It gets like hundreds of thousands of shares, and the
majority of the comments underneath were only about how horrible
I look.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And I was like, well, this is mean. Let's get
that fixed.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know if we can. I just I talked
to our digital people and I said, hey, guys, can
we just never use this camera view of me?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Ever? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
My favorite is when I'm home, like, okay, let's talk
about you. What's your what's your so.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
When I'm home. It's hard because I don't have a
camera like at home. So most of the time they
were posting videos up my nose because that's where the
camera was going. So I was like, guys, the same thing.
I was like, I don't know if everyone really wants
to see up my nose.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So I like so.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So they finally got me a cute little camera. I
don't know how I'm gonna look on the camera, but
like tomorrow, I'm doing the show from home for a
bunch of reasons, so I'm going to test out the
camera and we shall see.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
My point is this, It's okay to bitch I moan
about you, Yeah, even though the world is on fire.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
My problem is this Marconi award thing. So here we go,
here we go, let me talk about it. So okay,
if you don't know, and you probably don't, nor should
you care, there's an award in the radio industry called
the Marconi Award. Of course, Marconi allegedly is the guy
that started radio. He invented radio. I don't agree with that.
(01:56):
Oh screw him. Oh maybe that's maybe that's let's move on, okay.
So anyway, the Marconi Awards happened here in New York
City at the NAB the National Association of Broadcasters convention,
and once again I was invited or nominated or did
I win. It's all these conservative white guys that win
(02:19):
this thing. I mean, so Nate was going over the list,
including Ryan Seacrest, Ryan.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Seacrest, Sean Hannity, Dan Patrick has won multiple I mean,
they all they all want us to die, these people,
but they win this award. I'm never gonna win the
Marconi Award. I've kind of given up. You have been nominated,
I have been.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
They nominate you just to tease you and taunt you
and then they don't let you win.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's kind of what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So I don't want it. What about you, Nate? What's
your gripe today? What's your bitch? Where do I start?
Give me your number one?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Well, okay, my number one problem is the fact that
Andrew brought in Crispy Cream donuts, which is my achilles heel?
Where are they don't bring him in here yet? So
what's your problem? The problem is I'm going to eat
about seven of them. What's your problem other than we
fired you? Like three times a day and you're still here.
Min's more first world problems.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I got too much to do before I pack for
my trip next week, so I got.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm leaving tomorrow morning. No wait a second, and I'm not.
I don't have a thing to wear.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Things are not fitting me the way that they normally
do back in because I'm working out and I'm getting
muscles and I'm not fitting into my clothes.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, can we talk about that? Yeah, okay. Scary's theory
is this. He says his stomach looks larger than ever
because his abs are getting larger underneath the fact. Yes,
more than usual, That's what I'm saying. So that's why
I may have a little I actually ask my trainer
about that. He says that that's not the case.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
You don't think the abs are pushing my stomach forward
to I think I think the cookies are pushing your
stomach clones, as the abs would be burning the fat.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So, Froggy, what's your what's your problem? Today? Let's make
it about us? What's yours? I mean, I didn't sleep
much last night, but I'll take a nap today. I'm fine.
I don't I don't have any complaints. There are many
people that have much worse.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Than I do.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'm not complaining. See Froggy's the best guy on the show. Yeah,
I don't know about that. Now, that's a bunch of
bull crap.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So I want to point out two things. One, with
the exception of Froggy, I think we all have first
world problems.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Scar Yes, right.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Two Nate said, dog don't burn those donuts in here,
left the room, went into the other room, and is
now eating them in the other studio.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Our senior executive are pretty sure abandoned ship so he
could go eat his frigging Christy after telling you don't
bring him in here that he thinks he burned calories
to go get them here. I'll tell you my other
problem at home. Yeah, so if you walk up the
staircase to my bedroom, there's the hand railing that goes up. Yeah.
I have these digital beautiful lights put into the hand
(04:56):
railing and they and they shine down look really pretty. Yeah,
some of them burnt out.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That you've Can you even go up the steps anymore?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can, but it's not as attractive. It's ghastly. It's
not it's ghastly. It's not as stylish as it should be.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Somebody fixed the hand rail lights, Clarence, we can't go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Can you imagine? It's ghastly? Hey, had Diamond. What's your
first world problem today?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The fact that people are going in on my cousin
online because she was on that show Love is Blind.
And I can't argue in the comments because apparently is.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
She off the show or.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
So why are people going off on your cousin because she's.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
A little bitch on the show. She is, She's like
a spoiled brat, And I mean, this is who I know,
but people don't know her, so they're they're talking about
a lot of crap and I'm ready to keyboard attack people.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
All right, She's good.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
She is very, very protective and defensive of the people
that she loves.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So you've never defended us, are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
She's gone in for me a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
My handrail lighting system is not working. Defend me, right,
thank you do.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
She will defend your on her online, I promise you.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Nate has Krispy Kreme all over him.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So I bring this point up as you're driving to
work or whatever you're doing right now, what's your first
world problem, the problem that's irritating you to the to
the core. Yet if you mentioned it to anyone, they
would look at you like, you really are an a hole?
What's what's your problem? Think about it? Yeah, we're actually all.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Very everybody has one thing that is so if you
really think about it, you're like, really.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's not that you know, but we're also blessed. Yeah,
oh my gosh, so blessed. Can I tell you who's
miserable today? Phillies fans? Oh yeah, you know. I wanted
the Phillies to win the Mets. The Mets one. I mean,
let's be honest. The bullpen just totally broke down with
my Phillies.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
It was a I mean, they were expected to win.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
So it's you thet wanted more though we are destined
this year, unfortunately for the Philly fans.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
A bunch of crumb bums.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You're a crumb creep. I want to fight you. You
don't have the courage. You're a real crumb bum.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Philly mayor Frank Rizzo talking to the cameras.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You're a crumb creep. I want to fight you. You
don't have the courage. You're a real crumbbum put that
on camera.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I like crumb creep too.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Crumb Crumbum, you're a real crumb bum. I love him anyway. Sorry, Phillies.
Next year. Next year, we're in you and your mets.
You're a bunch of crumbums. The Eagles will look okay,
thank you. Scary
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