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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh, I was just walking over there into Diamond's studio,
otherwise known as the Terrace of Inefficiency, because that's where
all you guys go when you don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, there's a lot of work going on in there.
There's nowhere going on, brainstorming, tanking, there's all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
There's tanking in there. Wow, our ratings are tanking. Because anyway,
in all seriousness, folks, I walk in and there's Diamond
and there's Josh, two of my favorite people. Love them both.
I love you Josh, I love you, and I love
you Diamond. I love you. So Diamond looks up and
asks me the question, are you going to run with this?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, because we're planning a five k or ten k
or something right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I said, well, what are you doing? She said, we're
running a five k, and Josh says, yeah, you should
join us. I said, well, I can't even drive five k.
That's my line. And then Scotty b walks by, and
then Josh slap upside the head and says, hey, thanks
for trying to steal our five k run idea. Yes, well,
(01:06):
so I understand idea.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I invited him to Brooklyn to come on a five
or ten K and he said, no, I'm not coming
to Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And now he's running on Long Island.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
He's like, yeah, you should come, and it's like, no,
screw you, I'm not coming to Long Island.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm not coming to These are the fight. They go
on non stop. It's non stop. And he made it
seem like the most absurd thing ever that he would
come to Brooklyn to run a five kus. Nowhere to
park nowhere to there is this parking lots everywhere. Brooklyn
has no parking. That's why they're running. There's no place
to drive. So they're all mad at each other because
(01:41):
they're stealing each other's five K or ten k. Idea.
We have that five k's have been around for a
very long time. Nope, it's my idea.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Josha has been talking about this five K for a
long time before.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Scotty well I even said.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I was like, oh, I can meet your girl, our friend.
You can say girlfriend is fine, Okay, she's active, she's
a runner. Come to Brooklyn. We'll go out to brunch afterwards.
You can put all your crap at my apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's like it's happening. When is it? They all wear beanies.
It's too trendy for me. It's very trendy. Nope, I
discovered Brooklyn. That's why it's not trendy. Oh, what's scary?
The guy from Brooklyn. I got to tell you something
you hear from Benson Hurts is great. I mean, that's
the soul of Italian American Brooklyn. Yes, but they're talking
(02:30):
about Williamsburg. You know what I'm saying. It's a whole
different world. Of course, it's like there are two different countries.
But I will say this about Scotty b and I'm
so sick of it because for thirty years that I
know this guy, I've been inviting him to do things
in Brooklyn, and this is exactly his He's a broken
record with the same old thing. He doesn't want to change.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And people that are stuck in their routine, whether it
be Scotty or anybody else, they absolutely need to break
it and do something different than change.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You're the first person stuck in your routine, though, what
do you tell us you do? Every single day?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm opening I'm opening new things and ideas. Scotty is
five k then, yeah, she was kidding. Honest though, listen,
scary does it, I'll do it. Scotty lives on Long Island.
He born and raised on Long Island, and he's like
always wanted me to come to his house. I'm never
(03:22):
going to go to Long Island to see your house
because it's the worst traffic in the world.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I said, please come see my house, like nope, and
he bought me a shed because he didn't want to come.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
To my house. Here's a shed. I don't know what
that means. But okay, so you people think we hate
each other, but we love each other. But it's a
love hate.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
One time Scotty dropped Andrew and I off in Jersey
City and not only did he almost cry, he then
kicked us out of the car because he was afraid
of the area and didn't want to make a wrong
turn there either.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, well, here's the thing. If you're listening to this,
whatever conversation this is, it could be boring to you.
I don't know it's boring to me, but we're having it. Wow,
we live in this area that it's not just one city,
it's it's like sixteen different cities. And they don't have
anything in common other than you know, it's the same
weather some of the time.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And they could be a mile apart and you'll never
see each other.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
All of the accents and dialects are different when you
drive a block over from one neighborhood to the next.
You know, on Long Islanders, this text says it right here.
They hate leaving the island unless it's New York City.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I think it's I think traffic is a lot to do.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Everything they need is They got plenty of parking, they
got malls, they got strip centers. They take the train.
It's no problem. It's surrounded by water. Long Island sound
why leave? I get it? Anyway? What mate? What I'll see?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
This area is unlike any other area in this country
because one mile here equals about fifteen miles any place
else in this country.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What I mean by that?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Growing up in area, it was nothing to go pick
somebody up at the Bufalo Airport, well right, which is
like ninety miles away. But here going three blocks, Oh,
forget about it. Have you ever driven on the pal Meadow?
Have you ever been on Have you on ninety five?
In Miami? It's it's the same thing, but going from
Jersey to Long Island. Oh, forget about it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, no, it's a three hour drive and the station owns
it all. Yeah, baby number one in the New York
metro area.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Come to County, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's part of me, Yeah, part of it. Now we
have scream truck there parking anyway, So who's running in
the five k? Well, i'll go if he comes to Brooklyn,
it'll do it. I'll do it. We'll do the swap.
It's fine, scary commit, Well, I don't do yeah, yeah,
three point two. Okay, Okay, you can know for sure
(05:45):
if you put your mind to it. But you won't
do that.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
There.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You need to train for that, scary. I work out
in the gym with you. I watch you when you
work out. You're not going to do a five k,
and I'm not saying that you can't. I'm just saying
that you're not gonna. I'm afraid for you. In your
current forum, you're not ready to do a five k.
You would need to train him work here with neither
of mine, neither of mind. You're not long.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Circles the block for thirty five minutes so that he
can drive three minutes instead of walk three minutes.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's crazy. Have you ever ran before treadmill during a
stress test for the heart for the cardiologist, so jet
a sandwich to make sure that they're trying to figure
out what that shadow is in the back of his heart.
Other than that, he says, I think you can do
it from my son.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Preston wins the five k every year in our town.
The last couple of years. He's insane, so he could
train scary. I think president he's sixteen, he could train you.
Come person, poor Preston.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean, I'm gonna watch you do this. Look, I'm
not trying to talk you out of it. I'm in
total a hole. But by saying that, but I just
you know, come to the gym. Okay, I'm coming back
in in two weeks. That's g y m. Yes, and
you got to leave the locker room this time.