April 8, 2024 • 1 min
Here are you daily horoscopes for April 8th, 2024
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Anyway, we are at Atlanta's Paradise Island, the Bahamas. Let's
get into the horoscopes. Producer Sam is is she at home?
Where is she? We're doing it? Here's home today? Where
is Sam? I love how people say we're going to
work from home and you're not working. You're full of
crap and Diamond, for some reason, has her notification silence.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
She's a work she always has.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Can we just move on? Can you turn Scary's micropunnel?
Who's doing the horoscopes?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We are gone, ye myself.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know I don't believe in these things, but yes
we know. The plants do not align in a way
that helps you predict today, but we'll do them anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Capricorn, You've accomplished a lot, but have a lot ahead
of you. Manage your expectations. Your day, isn't it Aquarius?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The first step might look intimidating, but it's the beginning
of a journey with a worthy destination.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Your day is a six hepe I sees broken hearts
can lead to big moves. Power up. Your day's an eight.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Aris. A friend of yours is overwhelmed planning an event.
Just check in. We'll probably relieve their stress. Your day's
a seven Tauris.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The past is great to reflect on, but not live in.
Your day's a five Gemini.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Make healthy decisions today, and your body and mind well
thank you tomorrow. Your day is a nine, Hey, Cancera.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Don't let an early awkward moment in your morning set
the tone for the whole day. Your day's a nine Leo.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
More prepared than you know, get ready to impress yourself.
Your day's a ten, hey, Virgo. Just because you already
made a decision doesn't mean you can't make a different one.
Your day is a nine Libra. You may have won
the last round, but there's still work ahead of you.
Your day is a seven scorpiol The right.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
People will understand you without pulling you apart for an explanation.
Your day isn't eight.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And finally, Sagittarius, someone is going to ask you for
a huge favor. Don't agree if it means sacrificing your
entire week. Your day is a six. Also, if you
celebrate a birthday today, you celebrate with Dean Norris from
Breaking bad Eh. Those are your Monday morning horoscopes, thedio thing,
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Anyway, we are at Atlanta's Paradise Island, the Bahamas. Let's
get into the horoscopes. Producer Sam is is she at home?
Where is she? We're doing it? Here's home today? Where
is Sam? I love how people say we're going to
work from home and you're not working. You're full of
crap and Diamond, for some reason, has her notification silence.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
She's a work she always has.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Can we just move on? Can you turn Scary's micropunnel?
Who's doing the horoscopes?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We are gone, ye myself.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know I don't believe in these things, but yes
we know. The plants do not align in a way
that helps you predict today, but we'll do them anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Capricorn, You've accomplished a lot, but have a lot ahead
of you. Manage your expectations. Your day, isn't it Aquarius?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The first step might look intimidating, but it's the beginning
of a journey with a worthy destination.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Your day is a six hepe I sees broken hearts
can lead to big moves. Power up. Your day's an eight.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Aris. A friend of yours is overwhelmed planning an event.
Just check in. We'll probably relieve their stress. Your day's
a seven Tauris.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The past is great to reflect on, but not live in.
Your day's a five Gemini.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Make healthy decisions today, and your body and mind well
thank you tomorrow. Your day is a nine, Hey, Cancera.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Don't let an early awkward moment in your morning set
the tone for the whole day. Your day's a nine Leo.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
More prepared than you know, get ready to impress yourself.
Your day's a ten, hey, Virgo. Just because you already
made a decision doesn't mean you can't make a different one.
Your day is a nine Libra. You may have won
the last round, but there's still work ahead of you.
Your day is a seven scorpiol The right.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
People will understand you without pulling you apart for an explanation.
Your day isn't eight.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And finally, Sagittarius, someone is going to ask you for
a huge favor. Don't agree if it means sacrificing your
entire week. Your day is a six. Also, if you
celebrate a birthday today, you celebrate with Dean Norris from
Breaking bad Eh. Those are your Monday morning horoscopes, thedio thing,
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