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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis d Ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, we got to get into your horoscopes producers. Same,
who do you want to.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Do these ways? Elvis? Will you do them with me? No? Okay,
Well it's a special day, so i'd appreciate if you would. Okay,
we're starting with Virgo. It's finally my season.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, we start with virgos today. Are people okay with
us doing this this way? Because we've switched up the horoscopes.
We've been doing them a certain way for years and
now we always start with the whatever it is, the
sign that is today? Yeah, how do you say that?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I prefer it the other way. I think the complainers
have all subsided. I'm like Gandhi, Oh, just the one.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Gandhi loves to complain.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, I like to be just Sagittarius was at the end,
so that's when I would pay attention.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I knew when to pay attention. Now I got to
listen to the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And I don't like that. Gandhi does sometimes look go
over at me and say, what was Sagittarius again?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
All right, we'll see how you do. If you have
a birthday today, you celebrate with Blake Lively, Tim Burton,
and Billy Ray Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh, Tim Burton, it's his birthday. Have your day.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I love you as you would say, Tim Burton. Here
we go, Virgo, welcome to the number one slot. If
you're wondering if they're annoyed with you, they probably are.
But that's their problem, not yours. Your day is a
six Libra.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
People aren't judging. They're too wrapped up in their own heads.
Your days an eight.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hello, Scorpio. Intensity isn't a flaw, it's a superpower you
aim at well.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Your day's a ten Sagittarius. You are reaching a new
level in something. Don't sabotage it just because it feels unfamiliar.
Your days of nine.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
By the way, these horoscopes are getting sassy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
If you notice that I love it, Capricorn.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You don't have to reply to that text right now.
You're not customer service.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Your day's a nine Quarius. You keep pouring effort into others,
so make sure you find those who return the favor.
Your day's seven.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Hey, Pisces, you're full of ideas, but pick one and
follow through. A half built bridge won't get you a
class Wow. That's good advice.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Your day's a six Harry's relationship check in time. Are
you getting what you give? If not, it's okay to
rethink the balance.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Your day's an eight, Hey, Taras, someone's been underestimating you lately.
Surprise them with your growth, not your ego.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Your day's of five Gemini. Perfection is never the goal.
Progress is. Let yourself be a work in progress and
still be worthy.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Your day's of nine, Hello, cancer, Career related doubts aren't failure.
There are signs you're ready for more. That's good. Explore
that your day's an eight.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And finally, Leo, today give yourself permission to move slowly.
The world will wait, and you deserve the pause. Your
day's of seven, and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.