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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'll just get into the horoscopes producer same, who do
you wish to do these with?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I wish to do them with you, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh see, I can actually form a you can do
this sentence. Stay you, guys, you missed your You miss
your cue. Obviously you need coffee. If it's your birthday today,
you celebrate with Brian Cranston, Jenna Fisher and Wanda Sykes.
I love Wanda Sykes.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hey, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
If you're Capricorn, the only way to get things done
is to take charge. It's time to stop procrastinating, Capricorn.
Your day's a nine.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Aquarius.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Your sensitivity is a little heightened today, so stay away
from those difficult conversations.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Your day's seven, Hey, Pisces. Remember good things don't take
place overnight. Be consistent and you'll see some payoff. Your
day's a ten. Airy.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Self deprecation might be a joke, but over time it
will start to wear at your confidence.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So speak highly of yourself today. Your day's an eight.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey, Taurus. You've got some fun ahead of you this week,
and the more in the moment you can be the
more you'll long tim benefit.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I feel like that was supposed to be time, but
long tim sounds nice.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
In other words, the more in the moment you can be,
the more you'll long time benefit. Is that what that means? Yeah,
it still sounds so stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Thanks Tim.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Your days of nine.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Taurus, Jemini, you're selling yourself short. Simply starting a task
is the best way.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To figure out how capable you are.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Your day's an eight, Hey, cancer, and this is good
for all of us if you don't take the chance
that opportunity will go to someone else. Your days of six.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Leo, you are going to be judged no matter what,
so make the decisions that make you happy.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Your days an eight.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Amen, Virgo. There is a way to stand up for
your beliefs without going to war, So choose assertiveness over aggression.
There's a thin line between the two, assertive and aggression.
Your days of seven Virgo Libra. The universe works in
mysterious ways.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Just because you can't see why doesn't mean it's not
your best interest.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Your days is six scary?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Are you? Scorpio? Okay, Scorpio, okay, okay, well ye see
this isn't you though, Scorpio labels are for jars, not
for people. Don't put someone in a box your days
of five, But what an awful horsecops are.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Sorry Scorpios and finally Sagittarius, take the independent route, continue
to create from a space and let space of love
and leave the rest your days of nine And those
are your Friday morning horoscopes.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Thank you, and thank you autocorrect for messing up my horsecopes.