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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, let's get into hors copes producer Sam. Who
are you doing them with today?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh Elvis, I can only do them with you because
of whose birthday it is today.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let me look at the birthday list. Oh thank you,
sweet Jesus. Okay, okay. First of all, happy birthday to
Busta Rhymes. If you have a birthday today, you share
it with bust of Rhymes, and you also celebrate your
birthday with Share Share. Oh my, you coming here to
ELVs share?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
How old is sure?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
She's seventy seven today?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Happy birthday, my sweetheart. I love you all right. If
you're a Capricorn, stay committed to your goals. Every successful
person had a big dream. They stuck with your days.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
An eight Aquarius, you can inspire yourself by appreciating creativity
of others.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You've got something special to offer to your Day's A nine.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hey, Pisces, don't let organization, Oh sorry, Pisces, don't let
this organization be the reason something falls through the cracks
your day nine Aries.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You can use a little extra nostalgia in your life,
so look through some old photo albums for connectivity.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Your days of six, Hey, taris your big bull. Don't
feel the need to make everything public. Some things are
just as valuable when they're private. Your days of six Gemini.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
If you don't like where you currently are, it might
be a good time to start looking for something else.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Your day's an eight, Hey, Cancer, The best revenge is
accomplishing in spite of.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What is accomplishing in spite of Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, the best revenge is accomplishing in spite of a
dumb sentence. Anyway you do, you, Cancer, Your day's an
eight Leo.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Confidence is just like a muscle. You need to work
on it daily. Your day's a nine, Amen, Virgo.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You're inspiring to a lot of people, even if you
can't see the ripple effect.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Your day's a seven, lie Brett's a great day to
take a risk. The world is spinning in your favor.
Your day's of ten, Hey, Scorpio. Connecting with nature will
deliver you a new sense of calm. This is good
news for all of us. Spend time outside Scorpio and
everyone else. Your days of five and Sagittarius. Meet people
where they are. Someone you're judging is just trying their best.
(02:06):
Your day's a seven, and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
To go back to that one, let me reevaluate that sentence.
Don't let no, where did it go?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Hold on? Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Where did it go?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's cancer?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah? Cancer, scorpio? No, no, okay cancer. The best revenge
is accomplishing in spite of oh, in spite of things
that are trying to stand in your way. I guess, yeah, yeah, sure,
oh okay, all right, thank you. Anyway, those are your horoscopes.
Have a beautiful day. Will you ever choose me to
do horoscopes ever again?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I will in spite of Elvis