May 27, 2025 • 9 mins
Danielle found out she is shrinking and we all discuss what age does cute become an insult?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your head us together, and we're gonna start to
party and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start part I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran after Party.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
It's the after Party podcast, inferring that we just finished
a party, right, I don't know. I still feel like
we're still in it. I'm okay with that. We got
a full house. We've got the Scottie Bee and the
serial Killers podcast booth.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We've got Danielle, straight Nate, and there's Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I see Garrett, I don't see scary here go there
she is.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
There she is. We're scary.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So Danielle walked into the studio last week and made
an announcement, and I've been thinking about this. She went
to have her physical and she says that she is
now officially an inch shorter than she was last year.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yes on my license that says five foot two inches.
And the doctor goes, yeah, go okay, back here, let's see,
and I go okay. She goes five to one. I go, no, no,
that's true, that's not right. And she's like, what do
you mean that's not right? I go no, I said
I'm five two. She's like, no, you're not like I
think you mad mistake and she said no, So now
I am officially five one hell.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
One.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
God, he's gonna be taller than you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
But next year I'm looking if i'm five foot something.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Seriously scary.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You're acting like your your deer in the headlights. This
happens to a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Is it because you're are you hunched over?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You shrink? People shrink? Yes, yeah, you've ever heard of this.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Doesn't everybody shrink when they get older?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And why is it that you shrink shrinks?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, you're vertebrate the disks in between your spine decompressed.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And guess what, I have so many issues with my
migraines and my discs and everything that I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm not like Fouri, you know, give it time, Give
it time.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I might get insurance would cover some sort of at
a disc surgery at disks.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That would be nice if we could just do that.
Like six foot.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, I remember my mom she I remember, God, I
wasn't growing taller, but my mom kept getting shorter.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm like, what's going on? Yeah, and that's what that's
officially what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
The test is when you get into the car, how
you have to start looking over the steering wheel, because
I saw my mom she got into the car the
other day to drive and she had like you could
see two hands, and like, I think you need to
get a phone book or move the seat mode.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So cute, though.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're so cute, conversation is now aimed towards yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, the steering wheels. So we are okay, so far,
it's okay.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
At what age is it insulting to call someone cute?
Like I always want to call little like little old
people so cute. But then I'm like, you're probably like,
go f off older than you kid, Like, get out
of here. So cute? They are so cute? Yeah, but
do they appreciate that. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's not a compliment. But eighty years old and over,
I think you can call them cute and get away
with it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So I just think cute as being under the age
of certain a certain number. But you're saying if you're
older and cute, that means you've passed over that line.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
There's a height or weight limit involved with being cute personally.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, like a weight limit yeah, well.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Poundage, yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Myself, next topic, how about you?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You know it's scary to do you think.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't think my parents want to be called cute.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
I don't think mine do either. I don't think any
old person wants to.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Be called I think I don't think you're right, because
she's always been cute, Like she's always been the cute one,
So I think she's.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Fine with going in the other direction. I don't think
I want to be called cute or anyone else.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Don't your knife.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Appreciate Maybe maybe you're waiting for that to start, But I.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Feel like cute is like bless your heart, Oh you're
so cute, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's kind of a it's kind of a pity word.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You don't take them seriously either, Oh you're cute. Should
take those very seriously. But go ahead and gandi one.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I recently heard that. It's also like, you know people
have reached a certain age when the first thing you
say to them is like, you look good, like you
were expecting them to.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Fire.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I got that yesterday, did you. I mean, look, you know,
I have a little bit of a tan from being
at the beach. You can't see it today, it'll disappeared.
But yesterday my friend Samantha said, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You look good.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Why are you shocked?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
What did that look like?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I got to be more careful the way I speak
to people.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I don't have it with me, but I'm using this
new thing, this new liquid that it comes up with
a dropper and you rub it either in your moisturizer
or you put it on your face.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And it's there's different ones. That's not the one I have,
but that's one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I think that's the one you gave me. And I
didn't know if that was a hint, like I was
looking haggard or something.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It's a MOISTURIZERPF.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's no, No, it's a serum. But that I don't
think that has tanning properties. This is a different one.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I have now two different serums I'm using.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, because somebody mistook me for being a thirty four
year old at the Jersey Shore and I had used
that serum.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
No, I'll tell you that that stuff is good, but
it's expensive. It is, Yeah, but this other stuff is
a tanning serum.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is this a boogie conversation? No, skincare is so important, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Very important.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Started earlier.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I just learned your supposed to put sunscreen on, like
during the wintertime.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
All the time, you need to. I learned that after
I had my skin cancer on my face and they
were like, you wear it every day, right, I'm like no,
They're like, you're supposed to wear it every day. I
hadn't either.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You're irish. You need to be ware.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh yeah, no, gosh, I wear like SPF one hundred
and fifty. But I only learned about this because everybody
in the back every day is putting on sunscreen. I go,
what type of cult is this? And they're like, you're
supposed to put it on every.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Day, Baz Luhrmann, Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Everybody wears where I'll leave it right there.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But see, here's my deal.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I'm bald in the back of my head, but I
don't see that a lot, so I forget that's my
number one spot to get burned.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And that's for a lot of plan. Yeah, there's a
lot of people getting cancer.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Up and you do know that even if you get
burned in one area, that doesn't mean that's where the
cancer will come in, you know. So you can get burned, Yep.
You could get burned on the back of your head
and it could come out somewhere else on your box.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
O God, humans are so weak. We go outside, the
sun attacks us, the trees attack us. We just can't
make it. He's crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So we were celebrating our friend Mikey's birthday in the Bahamas.
That was all week in long and then today's is
official birthday, and I was just invited to go join
them for his birthday lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm like, you're like that, We're we're done with I.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I love Mikey, don't get me wrong, but this is
a lot of celebrating.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You'll be recovered by the weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Is a special number, like a special birthday?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, what's the reasons? It's in the thirties somewhere, but
it's not. It's not a benchmark number, if that's.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
What you're Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And then I got Alex's birthday coming up, and he's like, well,
you do this for Mikey's birthday, You did this for
Andre's birthday, You did this for this person's birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What are you doing for mine? I'm thinking, Oh, dear God,
we have no plan.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You're in trouble.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
You have to get him the manned drone now so
he can fly around to Jersey.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, here's his new thing. I wish you could get
him on the phone. He has a new one. There's
a new manned like a single passenger plane. He wants. Yes,
I mean, we're not doing this.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Wait, it's a real plane.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's some sort of flying craft. I don't know what
is it?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
The one that you can unload out of the back
of the truck.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, it's a different one. There's another one.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, what can he get in it?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's yes. Oh damn. And you have to take lessons
to fly that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No, that's the problem. You don't have to be licensed
to fly this thing. I think this is a mistake.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm gonna agree with you.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You know how far you can fly?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And Hi, you can go. I mean you can go
like one hundred feet up? Are these things more? I
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
There's no way they're legal.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm gonna find out more about this, don't you see.
People are gonna start doing that ship. But I'm telling
you right now, we're not getting one. It's not happening.
We're not. We're not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
If there's a two order one, I'll get the other one.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, No, we'll look into this. We got to get
out of here. He's out of his mind, so Nate, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Alex also says, well, I'm gonna going to get my
captain's license so I can fly this on a plane.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, I'm never gonna fly, did you, Alex? No?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Trust, no, no, even if he got his license and
any any passed everything.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
And I know, well, okay, to that point, the way
he drives a car makes me, It frightens me. I
really wish he would like put me to sleep while
we're driving, like with some sort of like drug, so
I don't have to witness what he does while he drives.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And then we're gonna trust him to drive a plane,
fly plane?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
No, okay, we got to get out of here in nature.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We're all good. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
The Elvis Duran after party
Get your head us together, and we're gonna start to
party and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start part I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran after Party.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
It's the after Party podcast, inferring that we just finished
a party, right, I don't know. I still feel like
we're still in it. I'm okay with that. We got
a full house. We've got the Scottie Bee and the
serial Killers podcast booth.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We've got Danielle, straight Nate, and there's Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I see Garrett, I don't see scary here go there
she is.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
There she is. We're scary.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So Danielle walked into the studio last week and made
an announcement, and I've been thinking about this. She went
to have her physical and she says that she is
now officially an inch shorter than she was last year.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yes on my license that says five foot two inches.
And the doctor goes, yeah, go okay, back here, let's see,
and I go okay. She goes five to one. I go, no, no,
that's true, that's not right. And she's like, what do
you mean that's not right? I go no, I said
I'm five two. She's like, no, you're not like I
think you mad mistake and she said no, So now
I am officially five one hell.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
One.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
God, he's gonna be taller than you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
But next year I'm looking if i'm five foot something.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Seriously scary.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You're acting like your your deer in the headlights. This
happens to a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Is it because you're are you hunched over?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You shrink? People shrink? Yes, yeah, you've ever heard of this.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Doesn't everybody shrink when they get older?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And why is it that you shrink shrinks?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, you're vertebrate the disks in between your spine decompressed.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And guess what, I have so many issues with my
migraines and my discs and everything that I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm not like Fouri, you know, give it time, Give
it time.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I might get insurance would cover some sort of at
a disc surgery at disks.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That would be nice if we could just do that.
Like six foot.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, I remember my mom she I remember, God, I
wasn't growing taller, but my mom kept getting shorter.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm like, what's going on? Yeah, and that's what that's
officially what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
The test is when you get into the car, how
you have to start looking over the steering wheel, because
I saw my mom she got into the car the
other day to drive and she had like you could
see two hands, and like, I think you need to
get a phone book or move the seat mode.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So cute, though.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're so cute, conversation is now aimed towards yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, the steering wheels. So we are okay, so far,
it's okay.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
At what age is it insulting to call someone cute?
Like I always want to call little like little old
people so cute. But then I'm like, you're probably like,
go f off older than you kid, Like, get out
of here. So cute? They are so cute? Yeah, but
do they appreciate that. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's not a compliment. But eighty years old and over,
I think you can call them cute and get away
with it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So I just think cute as being under the age
of certain a certain number. But you're saying if you're
older and cute, that means you've passed over that line.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
There's a height or weight limit involved with being cute personally.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay, like a weight limit yeah, well.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Poundage, yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Myself, next topic, how about you?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You know it's scary to do you think.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't think my parents want to be called cute.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
I don't think mine do either. I don't think any
old person wants to.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Be called I think I don't think you're right, because
she's always been cute, Like she's always been the cute one,
So I think she's.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Fine with going in the other direction. I don't think
I want to be called cute or anyone else.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Don't your knife.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Appreciate Maybe maybe you're waiting for that to start, But I.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Feel like cute is like bless your heart, Oh you're
so cute, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's kind of a it's kind of a pity word.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You don't take them seriously either, Oh you're cute. Should
take those very seriously. But go ahead and gandi one.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I recently heard that. It's also like, you know people
have reached a certain age when the first thing you
say to them is like, you look good, like you
were expecting them to.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Fire.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I got that yesterday, did you. I mean, look, you know,
I have a little bit of a tan from being
at the beach. You can't see it today, it'll disappeared.
But yesterday my friend Samantha said, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You look good.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Why are you shocked?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
What did that look like?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I got to be more careful the way I speak
to people.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I don't have it with me, but I'm using this
new thing, this new liquid that it comes up with
a dropper and you rub it either in your moisturizer
or you put it on your face.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And it's there's different ones. That's not the one I have,
but that's one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I think that's the one you gave me. And I
didn't know if that was a hint, like I was
looking haggard or something.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It's a MOISTURIZERPF.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's no, No, it's a serum. But that I don't
think that has tanning properties. This is a different one.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I have now two different serums I'm using.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, because somebody mistook me for being a thirty four
year old at the Jersey Shore and I had used
that serum.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
No, I'll tell you that that stuff is good, but
it's expensive. It is, Yeah, but this other stuff is
a tanning serum.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Is this a boogie conversation? No, skincare is so important, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Very important.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Started earlier.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I just learned your supposed to put sunscreen on, like
during the wintertime.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
All the time, you need to. I learned that after
I had my skin cancer on my face and they
were like, you wear it every day, right, I'm like no,
They're like, you're supposed to wear it every day. I
hadn't either.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You're irish. You need to be ware.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh yeah, no, gosh, I wear like SPF one hundred
and fifty. But I only learned about this because everybody
in the back every day is putting on sunscreen. I go,
what type of cult is this? And they're like, you're
supposed to put it on every.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Day, Baz Luhrmann, Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Everybody wears where I'll leave it right there.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But see, here's my deal.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I'm bald in the back of my head, but I
don't see that a lot, so I forget that's my
number one spot to get burned.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And that's for a lot of plan. Yeah, there's a
lot of people getting cancer.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Up and you do know that even if you get
burned in one area, that doesn't mean that's where the
cancer will come in, you know. So you can get burned, Yep.
You could get burned on the back of your head
and it could come out somewhere else on your box.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
O God, humans are so weak. We go outside, the
sun attacks us, the trees attack us. We just can't
make it. He's crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So we were celebrating our friend Mikey's birthday in the Bahamas.
That was all week in long and then today's is
official birthday, and I was just invited to go join
them for his birthday lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm like, you're like that, We're we're done with I.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I love Mikey, don't get me wrong, but this is
a lot of celebrating.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You'll be recovered by the weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Is a special number, like a special birthday?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, what's the reasons? It's in the thirties somewhere, but
it's not. It's not a benchmark number, if that's.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
What you're Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And then I got Alex's birthday coming up, and he's like, well,
you do this for Mikey's birthday, You did this for
Andre's birthday, You did this for this person's birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What are you doing for mine? I'm thinking, Oh, dear God,
we have no plan.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You're in trouble.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
You have to get him the manned drone now so
he can fly around to Jersey.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, here's his new thing. I wish you could get
him on the phone. He has a new one. There's
a new manned like a single passenger plane. He wants. Yes,
I mean, we're not doing this.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Wait, it's a real plane.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's some sort of flying craft. I don't know what
is it?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
The one that you can unload out of the back
of the truck.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, it's a different one. There's another one.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, what can he get in it?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's yes. Oh damn. And you have to take lessons
to fly that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
No, that's the problem. You don't have to be licensed
to fly this thing. I think this is a mistake.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm gonna agree with you.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You know how far you can fly?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And Hi, you can go. I mean you can go
like one hundred feet up? Are these things more? I
don't think so.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
There's no way they're legal.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm gonna find out more about this, don't you see.
People are gonna start doing that ship. But I'm telling
you right now, we're not getting one. It's not happening.
We're not. We're not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
If there's a two order one, I'll get the other one.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, No, we'll look into this. We got to get
out of here. He's out of his mind, so Nate, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Alex also says, well, I'm gonna going to get my
captain's license so I can fly this on a plane.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, I'm never gonna fly, did you, Alex? No?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Trust, no, no, even if he got his license and
any any passed everything.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
And I know, well, okay, to that point, the way
he drives a car makes me, It frightens me. I
really wish he would like put me to sleep while
we're driving, like with some sort of like drug, so
I don't have to witness what he does while he drives.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And then we're gonna trust him to drive a plane,
fly plane?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
No, okay, we got to get out of here in nature.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
We're all good. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
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Have you ever wondered what life might be like if you stopped worrying about being wanted, and focused on understanding what you actually want? That was the question Hope Woodard asked herself after a string of situationships inspired her to take a break from sex and dating. She went "boysober," a personal concept that sparked a global movement among women looking to prioritize themselves over men. Now, Hope is looking to expand the ways we explore our relationship to relationships. Taking a bold, unfiltered look into modern love, romance, and self-discovery, Boysober will dive into messy stories about dating, sex, love, friendship, and breaking generational patterns—all with humor, vulnerability, and a fresh perspective.
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