September 22, 2025 • 7 mins
Today, the crew talks about all the pranks they've pulled over the years.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your head us together, and we're going to start
to party. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran after Party.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It is the after show party or after party show podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What is this? Which one? Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The after show party.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
After party podcast, the after party podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
We've been doing this thing for so long and I
still don't know the name of it. All right, what's
going on? Are we having technical difficulty?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I was just saying, when Scary speaks, there's an echo, Scary,
there's an echo echo. Okay, yeah, I tried to do
it discreetly, but I don't think that works out.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, nothing, nothing happens discreetly in this road. Much better now, Okay,
back to normal, Thank you very nice. Well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We survived a Monday show. Now we were doing the podcast.
So the question is what do we talk about on
this podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We're out of stuff, so I guess nothing.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I've got stuff interesting Danielle.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I think he is the last person on our show
that I'm aware of anyway, who actually tpee a house toilet,
paper to house.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was about it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I think a year ago.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh yeah, a year ago.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's been that recent.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But maybe it was two years ago. But the ring
doorbell is the problem because I got busted on the
ring doorbell in a couple of houses. My friend Claire
texts me, She goes, Danielle, really, I see you on
the ring doorbells like a couple of houses. Though I
got you know, I got away with and then the
police did pull me over, and I did happen. I
had all the kids in the car, and I did
(01:35):
explain that I wasn't doing anything but toilet papering. We
weren't doing anything with anything dangerous, or we weren't spraying
anything that was going to ruin a house. And so
he let me go on my merry way.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait, well, what.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Isn't it still illegal toilet paper somebody's house?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
He let me go.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I just toilet that much toilet paper and this idn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I don't know it was illegal, but I guess it
could be illegal. It's municipalities. Well, I got this story
today out of Iowa.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
In Iowa, they now have a zero tolerance policy towards
tpeeing someone's house to pause.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Even on Halloween, like the night before Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
They're saying zero tolerance perpetrators will be arrested and charged
with things like trespassing, criminal mischief, illegal dumping, disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
They're saying it's a serious thing. It was the issue.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It looks it looks all fun and games, and it's
it's kind of pretty actually to see all that toilet
paper hanging from the trees.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
If it rains, you're screwed.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, it rains, it's not it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's there in the tree for weeks and weeks and
weeks or until the next rain.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
But if you do it on a night where it's
not raining, Like, if it's not raining, it's fun. I
love coming out in the morning and going, oh, someone
got me.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's toilet paper everywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, how do you clean it up?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Well, if it doesn't rain, it's easy to clean it up.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You just you know.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But does it get don't you get it up like
way high? We used to get ried.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No one gets it up that eye.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We used to watch something like a football.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, well, launched it all the way to the top.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
We weren't so kind in my neighborhood. We would throw
eggs at people's windows.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You can't do that again. Eggs in this economy are
you crazy like throwing ground beef?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So if you are caught and arrested and convicted of
tpeeing a house in the state of Iowa, you will
be sentenced to fines and community service.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wow, so they don't put you in jail. Well, well,
I don't know. I guess not.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
But if it's a repeat offense, it ramps up to
stiffer penalties, which may include jail.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Imagine that conversation though, it's like, what are you in for? Oh,
arm robbery? What you do? I toilet papered a house?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, you're gonna get your lunch so fast, that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So I love the fact that Daniel is that quote
unquote mom who go up with kids and tp someone's house.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I prob was my idea knowing.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Me, are there other mothers in your neighborhood that to
do this? I mean, do they down on on parents
that do things like this?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Just me and my friend Lisa came with me. Don't
worry when it comes to stuff like that. But yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I just think it's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
If it's not hurting anybody, you know, just missed it.
I mean, when growing up in the Bronx I'm sure
with you. Growing up in Brooklyn, there were some things
that they did that were not nice, like nare bombs
and stuff like that not cool. They would they would
put them in like a sock and or in an
egg and hit you with it and then you get
a bold spot. That wasn't cool.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But we had water balloons. We had water balloon flights
in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well it was until people started freezing them.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
If it's it isn't fun that no one's getting hurt?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Why not? It's you know, my.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Brother used to have water balloon flights and they actually
came into my parents' house and had a fight going
on in my my parents house. I us were standing
there just aghast, like, oh god, what we're saying?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh no, Danielle does it differently than we used to
do it? Yeah, because when we used toilet paper people's houses,
it wasn't a haha, I love you, gotcha. It was
people we didn't like. A sign of this person is
pretty much getting picked on. Yeah, So that's why I'm like,
you can't do that, And I would like to apologize
to anyone I did that too, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
We would take colored chalk, break it up and put
it in nylon stockings and then we would kind of
like smack each other with it.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Then you get the chalk all over you. It was
at chuck bomb chalk bombs. Yeah, good god, you guys
are evil.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, so let me tell you. There were times where
I would hide because they would say to me in school,
all right, Danielle, I'm like, it's on after school. I'm like,
I would hide because I knew that chalk bomb was
coming or whatever.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And there was a competition to have your shaving cream
squirt the furthest So you would take the barber salt.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Hold on you are doing measuring sessions. It's the plastic nozzle.
You would put it under the flame.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Of your stove just just so the plastic would melt
and it would go into a tiny little, you know,
tiny little opening and.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Then and this is this is funked up, sounds like
your freebasing or something.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
And then you'd press the button on the on the
shaving cream and it would squirt like a Mile's like
the only.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Time kids ever cared about science and physics, you.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Know, talking about Danielle the mile. Are you exaggerating when
you say it mile were?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Of course I'm exaggerating, Okay, burn the nod, the tip,
the tip of the nozzle of the shaving cream bottle.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Further's the same concept as if you put your filmb
on the hose. The same amount of water is coming out,
but exactly, but then.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're melting plastic on your parents stove.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, very crackish.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There was also a way you could mess with just
a regular big lighter and the flame would shoot out.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
How did you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Would still do that?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You just turn a little thing.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That every weekness with a nozzle so that it would
be like, okay, let's.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Not It is such a baser thing. I don't know
if you should be doing that for the kids or
in front of anyone. All right, anyway, So pranks feel
free to text us at fifty five one hundred mischief Knights,
what did you do that almost got you arrested and
may be almost beaten up?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'd like to hear from you. I think we're done?
Are we good?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Alvis ter Ran after party
Get your head us together, and we're going to start
to party. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran after Party.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It is the after show party or after party show podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What is this? Which one? Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The after show party.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
After party podcast, the after party podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
We've been doing this thing for so long and I
still don't know the name of it. All right, what's
going on? Are we having technical difficulty?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I was just saying, when Scary speaks, there's an echo, Scary,
there's an echo echo. Okay, yeah, I tried to do
it discreetly, but I don't think that works out.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, nothing, nothing happens discreetly in this road. Much better now, Okay,
back to normal, Thank you very nice. Well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We survived a Monday show. Now we were doing the podcast.
So the question is what do we talk about on
this podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
We're out of stuff, so I guess nothing.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I've got stuff interesting Danielle.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I think he is the last person on our show
that I'm aware of anyway, who actually tpee a house toilet,
paper to house.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was about it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I think a year ago.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh yeah, a year ago.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's been that recent.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
But maybe it was two years ago. But the ring
doorbell is the problem because I got busted on the
ring doorbell in a couple of houses. My friend Claire
texts me, She goes, Danielle, really, I see you on
the ring doorbells like a couple of houses. Though I
got you know, I got away with and then the
police did pull me over, and I did happen. I
had all the kids in the car, and I did
(01:35):
explain that I wasn't doing anything but toilet papering. We
weren't doing anything with anything dangerous, or we weren't spraying
anything that was going to ruin a house. And so
he let me go on my merry way.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wait, well, what.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Isn't it still illegal toilet paper somebody's house?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
He let me go.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I just toilet that much toilet paper and this idn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I don't know it was illegal, but I guess it
could be illegal. It's municipalities. Well, I got this story
today out of Iowa.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
In Iowa, they now have a zero tolerance policy towards
tpeeing someone's house to pause.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Even on Halloween, like the night before Halloween.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
They're saying zero tolerance perpetrators will be arrested and charged
with things like trespassing, criminal mischief, illegal dumping, disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
They're saying it's a serious thing. It was the issue.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It looks it looks all fun and games, and it's
it's kind of pretty actually to see all that toilet
paper hanging from the trees.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
If it rains, you're screwed.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, it rains, it's not it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's there in the tree for weeks and weeks and
weeks or until the next rain.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
But if you do it on a night where it's
not raining, Like, if it's not raining, it's fun. I
love coming out in the morning and going, oh, someone
got me.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's toilet paper everywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, how do you clean it up?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Well, if it doesn't rain, it's easy to clean it up.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You just you know.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But does it get don't you get it up like
way high? We used to get ried.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No one gets it up that eye.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We used to watch something like a football.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, well, launched it all the way to the top.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
We weren't so kind in my neighborhood. We would throw
eggs at people's windows.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You can't do that again. Eggs in this economy are
you crazy like throwing ground beef?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So if you are caught and arrested and convicted of
tpeeing a house in the state of Iowa, you will
be sentenced to fines and community service.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wow, so they don't put you in jail. Well, well,
I don't know. I guess not.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
But if it's a repeat offense, it ramps up to
stiffer penalties, which may include jail.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Imagine that conversation though, it's like, what are you in for? Oh,
arm robbery? What you do? I toilet papered a house?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, you're gonna get your lunch so fast, that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So I love the fact that Daniel is that quote
unquote mom who go up with kids and tp someone's house.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I prob was my idea knowing.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Me, are there other mothers in your neighborhood that to
do this? I mean, do they down on on parents
that do things like this?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Just me and my friend Lisa came with me. Don't
worry when it comes to stuff like that. But yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I just think it's fun.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
If it's not hurting anybody, you know, just missed it.
I mean, when growing up in the Bronx I'm sure
with you. Growing up in Brooklyn, there were some things
that they did that were not nice, like nare bombs
and stuff like that not cool. They would they would
put them in like a sock and or in an
egg and hit you with it and then you get
a bold spot. That wasn't cool.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But we had water balloons. We had water balloon flights
in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well it was until people started freezing them.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
If it's it isn't fun that no one's getting hurt?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Why not? It's you know, my.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Brother used to have water balloon flights and they actually
came into my parents' house and had a fight going
on in my my parents house. I us were standing
there just aghast, like, oh god, what we're saying?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh no, Danielle does it differently than we used to
do it? Yeah, because when we used toilet paper people's houses,
it wasn't a haha, I love you, gotcha. It was
people we didn't like. A sign of this person is
pretty much getting picked on. Yeah, So that's why I'm like,
you can't do that, And I would like to apologize
to anyone I did that too, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
We would take colored chalk, break it up and put
it in nylon stockings and then we would kind of
like smack each other with it.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Then you get the chalk all over you. It was
at chuck bomb chalk bombs. Yeah, good god, you guys
are evil.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, so let me tell you. There were times where
I would hide because they would say to me in school,
all right, Danielle, I'm like, it's on after school. I'm like,
I would hide because I knew that chalk bomb was
coming or whatever.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
And there was a competition to have your shaving cream
squirt the furthest So you would take the barber salt.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Hold on you are doing measuring sessions. It's the plastic nozzle.
You would put it under the flame.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Of your stove just just so the plastic would melt
and it would go into a tiny little, you know,
tiny little opening and.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Then and this is this is funked up, sounds like
your freebasing or something.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
And then you'd press the button on the on the
shaving cream and it would squirt like a Mile's like
the only.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Time kids ever cared about science and physics, you.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Know, talking about Danielle the mile. Are you exaggerating when
you say it mile were?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Of course I'm exaggerating, Okay, burn the nod, the tip,
the tip of the nozzle of the shaving cream bottle.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Further's the same concept as if you put your filmb
on the hose. The same amount of water is coming out,
but exactly, but then.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're melting plastic on your parents stove.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, very crackish.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There was also a way you could mess with just
a regular big lighter and the flame would shoot out.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
How did you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Would still do that?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You just turn a little thing.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That every weekness with a nozzle so that it would
be like, okay, let's.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Not It is such a baser thing. I don't know
if you should be doing that for the kids or
in front of anyone. All right, anyway, So pranks feel
free to text us at fifty five one hundred mischief Knights,
what did you do that almost got you arrested and
may be almost beaten up?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'd like to hear from you. I think we're done?
Are we good?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
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