August 19, 2019 • 15 mins
Our friend Steven shares some scary/interesting stories he has been through on different dating apps.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms fifteen minute Morning Show. We have a special guest
today on the fifteen minute Morning Show. I'm here aver time.
No I said special. I'm sorry your ordinary Sorry, uh,
(00:26):
Stephen Levine pr gurup. I just want to make sure
the vine's on so people can hear me. And this
isn't a joke, can hear This episode is going to
be the most publicized episode of the podcast will release
out of this six everything can't wait. Guys, miss you all,
Miss you too. Steven So, Stevens moved to l A.
He's doing some work out there. He's still Elvis's publicist.
(00:47):
But I want to talk to you about Grinder. Interesting topics.
You want to get an account in the gay tinder? Yes,
but it's not even it's even more than that, right,
I mean it's not even like actually go on a date.
It's is it more of a hook up thing? You know,
grinders like direct sexual contact, immediate gratification. I have a
(01:09):
friend who uses grinder to sell drugs the other gay
people that I guess. Yeah, that's actually a really good point.
It's it's kind of like it's like the dark web.
Now anything you want on Grinder, some crazy crop out there,
so people are just exchanging goods and services and not
(01:30):
it's not what started out. Yeah, it's like, hey, I
have the party call me. This is why we can't
have a nice Well. I remember on Tinder when there
would be hookers and in the description it would say, yeah,
fifty roses an hour, which you can't say fifty an hour,
so you say roses. I'd rather pay fifty dollars fifty
(01:51):
roses expense. It's very expensive roses we use. I said, wait,
they use rose? How did that become a thing on
on absoutely transact transactions for sex. That's funny that we
both they both used the same currency, right, I mean
(02:16):
not everybody churches on Grinder, right, not everybody, but all
the hawk eyes do you know from the experience, it's like,
oh my gosh, this guy is so hot. And then
you open his profile and it's like for generous gentlemen only,
and I'm like, man, have you come across again? Finish
(02:37):
your thong. First off, don't act like you didn't know
what grinder was scary. You started this show with what
is Grinder? Like? I did that for the audience because
I don't think for the majority of listeners, you know
that you would have said Grinder, it's like tinder forget,
you said, isn't that? So have you found someone that
is normal on Grinder? WHOA no, Yeah, they're that isn't
(03:00):
a prostitute? Yeah, I've actually met a couple of guys
that were decent from it. How many roses? No roses?
No roses? I mean I have a dog, so I
can't afford the roses, you know, I have to save
those for buddy. But um, Actually, the topic that I've
been talking to my gay friends about this week is,
(03:21):
you know, a lot of the Grinder profiles are like
open relationship. It's like really crazy to see how many
people are posting their couple pictures looking for a third
the unicorn. Right, They're like married couple but looking for fun,
but we only play together. It's like one of those
(03:43):
thrinder have you heard of thrinderer for threesomes? So you
would post the pictures of the couple and you would
look for the third party. Yeah, and listen as a
gay man like, I don't understand how we fight so
hard to get married and then we go out there
and then we asked for a third to come into
(04:03):
the back. It's just so weird. It's crazy doing it
too straight. It turned rob got uh hit up to
be a threesome. Yeah, yeah, the third threesome. Yeah, I guess.
Have you turned couples down? No? Yeah, I've never done that.
But but you've been asked, Yes, you've never turned them down.
(04:24):
That's no, I have turned them down. You know you're right.
Oka messed up out of nervousness. That question up. I
slipped What if you want to what if you want
to force him? That's a horse of a different colors?
Five like fister five fingers constitutes an orgy. That's a
(04:45):
good question for Wait. The thing, the thing that is
crazy right now on Grinder is I don't know if
you guys have are you Grinder all the time now?
And it's actually it's just like I just signed up yesterday.
It's like my can he crush shoe? But the thing
(05:06):
that's um, we tap if you like, if you think
somebody's hot, instead of just messaging them with words like
you just tap them to try to get their attention.
So tap that. Yeah, but it's a little it's a
little red flame. The tap of course is also funny,
I think. But people on their um grinder profiles get
(05:28):
so upset now when people tap them, so they like
right in their headline, no taps, like you're not even
allowed to tap them. Like it's becoming so specific and
there's like everybody's so senstive. At some point the revolution
will happen against dating apps. I'm taking out of it.
(05:50):
I'm just trying to you never done a dating app,
have you? I did back in the day, I did.
Match Commer was on there, but that was in its
humble beginnings. Apparently it's revolution since it was a website
not an app. When you get abe okay, so you
didn't have the ability to just swipe right. No, they
have that on match now. I don't know match. I
did plenty, I did Bumble and Tinder Grinder. You jerk
(06:14):
right and jerk left? How does that work? Um? Now,
it's it's seriously trying to answer that question right now.
To your point, you we cannot swipe left or right really, um?
But we do. There is Tinder for can you pull
up the grand ap right now? Also, isn't like if
you want my battery dime, I don't want stuff to
(06:42):
which one was better than you can. Actually, they have
it where you can swipe now, okay, it's it's an
easier thing. So, weren't you on the dating apps? I
tried Tinder when it first came out, just to see
what was going on, and it immediately terrified me. So
I never met anybody off of it or did anything
with it because I was like, Wow, these people are crazy.
(07:04):
How dirty can we get on this podcast? Okay? So
the first message I ever got on tender was oh
my gosh, you have such big beautiful eyes. Do you
look like a power puff girl? And I was like, okay, whatever.
Then he followed it up, which one I don't even
know even got called a power bottom. He followed up
with I would love to see my come dripping from
your eyelashes? Can belashes? Yeah? Did you respond to I didn't.
(07:35):
I was like, oh, dear god. And I was like
in a hotel room. It was when I first moved
to Boston. I was by myself. I was like, this
is how I die. This is it. I know it.
And it was like said, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. He's
not even into you. He's into powerpuff girls and using
on their face. What's so creepy? Sorry? If that's what's
his profile name, I'm sure he's one of your apps.
(07:58):
Just wanted to run? You're just talking about trick or treating. No,
you weren't. You're talking about inappropriate things people say on
dating apps. Do you know what a power puff girl is? No?
Well no, there were three of them, Bubbles, Blossom and Butter.
Howd the hell are you not? Wait where you like message?
(08:21):
Giant eyes and well their names again, Bubbles Blossom and
buttercuss Stephen met them on grinder. They were three girls
and they had giant eyes and then tiny body. Wait,
hold on, what do you want to do to their eyes?
Asked Gandhi. It is not okay to violet cartoon characters? Yeah,
(08:41):
have you ever seen those? They have the videos of
like wanted to put you. I was always hot for
Ari from Little Mermaid. If you google it right now,
you can probably find somebody made a porno with area.
But sin no, they find a way to get in there.
Did you ever see the cartoon where they were doing
the ecological visit on Princess Peach from Mariostroom? Your kids
(09:08):
watching Mario videos. All of a sudden, I said, what
are you watching? And I looked and I go, oh no, no, no,
don't know who's your cartoon fantasy? Go Aladdin. I'm sure
that there's Aladdin porn out there. I guarantee there is,
like Google right now. He had he had nice control.
He had a little monkey with them like that in
(09:29):
the Monkey Watch the Monkey participation. You know, I would
always go cartoon fantasy. I always like the Jasmine. I
don't know, sing a whole new hole at the musical
ports say maybe guest muscle, you like that bad guy? Yeah,
and he's hot, here's evil. No one can point like
(09:54):
jess A rabbits guys and Stephen, I would say, I
feel like he man is like, actually, I love I
take that back. I love Camo totally. G I Joe,
I take it back. I don't like you know what, guy, Joe?
(10:15):
Thank you now. I have so many memories right now.
Thank you. Daniel. It's definitely Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad,
she's just drawn that way. Well, it's easy to think
of the opposite sex. So let's change up the rolls
and think of like Stephen, uh yeah, the opposite of
what you normally are into the opposite of what you're into.
(10:36):
So what be scary an adult? Because it's conversation. It's
the most friends. I call Fred Flintstone if you like
the Bears, like bears, the big ones. I'm into toe
Jam so he would be a perfect What female cartoon
would you be into? Uh? Female cartoon? I think I
(10:58):
mean Jessica Rabbits would beautiful. Example, there we go, who's
the blonde guy on Scooby Doo? Fred? Fred? I was
gonna say Fred, Yeah, No, Fred is somewhere. It's Fred.
It's Fred. Didn't have the biggest the other guy from
Josie and the Pussy Catch on Alan, he's a similar
looking at Oh you have a type? Do you like
(11:21):
guys and handker? Actually? Can I change mind? Go for
us my cartoon fantasy Papa Smurf said on that one
for a while permanently ever a direction. Oh if I
(11:43):
had to pick a girl, who probably Ursula the sea? Yeah?
Because I picked maleficents. Oh yeah, just seemed like octopus.
She's got lots of lots of things to touch me
to have sex with the mermaid? That's right? And did
you want Aria when she had legs or before legs? Well?
(12:03):
I'm just asking, then she can run away? Are you sure? Feet? Alright?
Cartoon animals go nemo, dude, I'm not into peachality. I
can't do this. But you'll have a sex with cartoons? Yeah?
(12:28):
Come on, man, it's an animated we're suspending all reality.
I'm gonna go with Roger from Aladdin. I see you're
sticking with the same movie. No, I picked her. Yeah,
but all of your boyfriends look like Alice, the robot
from that's not an animal. It's not a person, it's
(12:53):
not an animal. Sex with a robot to do electronics
an animal? Make sure you're bringing or w D. I
would do Daisy Duck. Maybe she'sn't have pants song? That
would be easy Access, my favorite rapper from the eighties,
(13:14):
By the way, Easy Access the have we been talking, Daniel?
What was in those Swedish fishing? I don't know. I
just body milk chocolate covered Swedish? Can I tell you?
I don't know. I think about Pig. I want to
go back to Grinder for a minute. I want to
(13:34):
tell you guys something that happened that everybody needs to
be careful about. Because I had a stalker on Grinder
for a while and he changed his profile with different
pictures and everything, and I had no idea, but I
thought it was a different person. He came to my house.
It was my stalker cause from app. Don't ever invite
(13:56):
someone to your house from an app. Well that's the
whole point. You have to go somewhere. Okay, it's host
or not host, you know, host your travel And the
guy showed up in my house, I'm like, wait, what
it was? You gotta be careful what you do know?
I'm like, dude, you're nuts. I can't believe you showed
up the room like you gotta go. Stephen, who here
is gonna stop having gay guys on grinders come to
(14:17):
the house. Yeah, Steven, I'm gonna allow it. Just send
them to mine. I love you, Steven. Be careful, Yeah,
I feel What was the guy in the in the
boat with the tiger pie? Yeah you into him too?
(14:42):
How about what's a guy from I wanna that the
rock played? Oh shoot, no he wasn't hot. Yeah he
was a big boy. He's on grind fifteen minute Morning
Elf
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms fifteen minute Morning Show. We have a special guest
today on the fifteen minute Morning Show. I'm here aver time.
No I said special. I'm sorry your ordinary Sorry, uh,
(00:26):
Stephen Levine pr gurup. I just want to make sure
the vine's on so people can hear me. And this
isn't a joke, can hear This episode is going to
be the most publicized episode of the podcast will release
out of this six everything can't wait. Guys, miss you all,
Miss you too. Steven So, Stevens moved to l A.
He's doing some work out there. He's still Elvis's publicist.
(00:47):
But I want to talk to you about Grinder. Interesting topics.
You want to get an account in the gay tinder? Yes,
but it's not even it's even more than that, right,
I mean it's not even like actually go on a date.
It's is it more of a hook up thing? You know,
grinders like direct sexual contact, immediate gratification. I have a
(01:09):
friend who uses grinder to sell drugs the other gay
people that I guess. Yeah, that's actually a really good point.
It's it's kind of like it's like the dark web.
Now anything you want on Grinder, some crazy crop out there,
so people are just exchanging goods and services and not
(01:30):
it's not what started out. Yeah, it's like, hey, I
have the party call me. This is why we can't
have a nice Well. I remember on Tinder when there
would be hookers and in the description it would say, yeah,
fifty roses an hour, which you can't say fifty an hour,
so you say roses. I'd rather pay fifty dollars fifty
(01:51):
roses expense. It's very expensive roses we use. I said, wait,
they use rose? How did that become a thing on
on absoutely transact transactions for sex. That's funny that we
both they both used the same currency, right, I mean
(02:16):
not everybody churches on Grinder, right, not everybody, but all
the hawk eyes do you know from the experience, it's like,
oh my gosh, this guy is so hot. And then
you open his profile and it's like for generous gentlemen only,
and I'm like, man, have you come across again? Finish
(02:37):
your thong. First off, don't act like you didn't know
what grinder was scary. You started this show with what
is Grinder? Like? I did that for the audience because
I don't think for the majority of listeners, you know
that you would have said Grinder, it's like tinder forget,
you said, isn't that? So have you found someone that
is normal on Grinder? WHOA no, Yeah, they're that isn't
(03:00):
a prostitute? Yeah, I've actually met a couple of guys
that were decent from it. How many roses? No roses?
No roses? I mean I have a dog, so I
can't afford the roses, you know, I have to save
those for buddy. But um, Actually, the topic that I've
been talking to my gay friends about this week is,
(03:21):
you know, a lot of the Grinder profiles are like
open relationship. It's like really crazy to see how many
people are posting their couple pictures looking for a third
the unicorn. Right, They're like married couple but looking for fun,
but we only play together. It's like one of those
(03:43):
thrinder have you heard of thrinderer for threesomes? So you
would post the pictures of the couple and you would
look for the third party. Yeah, and listen as a
gay man like, I don't understand how we fight so
hard to get married and then we go out there
and then we asked for a third to come into
(04:03):
the back. It's just so weird. It's crazy doing it
too straight. It turned rob got uh hit up to
be a threesome. Yeah, yeah, the third threesome. Yeah, I guess.
Have you turned couples down? No? Yeah, I've never done that.
But but you've been asked, Yes, you've never turned them down.
(04:24):
That's no, I have turned them down. You know you're right.
Oka messed up out of nervousness. That question up. I
slipped What if you want to what if you want
to force him? That's a horse of a different colors?
Five like fister five fingers constitutes an orgy. That's a
(04:45):
good question for Wait. The thing, the thing that is
crazy right now on Grinder is I don't know if
you guys have are you Grinder all the time now?
And it's actually it's just like I just signed up yesterday.
It's like my can he crush shoe? But the thing
(05:06):
that's um, we tap if you like, if you think
somebody's hot, instead of just messaging them with words like
you just tap them to try to get their attention.
So tap that. Yeah, but it's a little it's a
little red flame. The tap of course is also funny,
I think. But people on their um grinder profiles get
(05:28):
so upset now when people tap them, so they like
right in their headline, no taps, like you're not even
allowed to tap them. Like it's becoming so specific and
there's like everybody's so senstive. At some point the revolution
will happen against dating apps. I'm taking out of it.
(05:50):
I'm just trying to you never done a dating app,
have you? I did back in the day, I did.
Match Commer was on there, but that was in its
humble beginnings. Apparently it's revolution since it was a website
not an app. When you get abe okay, so you
didn't have the ability to just swipe right. No, they
have that on match now. I don't know match. I
did plenty, I did Bumble and Tinder Grinder. You jerk
(06:14):
right and jerk left? How does that work? Um? Now,
it's it's seriously trying to answer that question right now.
To your point, you we cannot swipe left or right really, um?
But we do. There is Tinder for can you pull
up the grand ap right now? Also, isn't like if
you want my battery dime, I don't want stuff to
(06:42):
which one was better than you can. Actually, they have
it where you can swipe now, okay, it's it's an
easier thing. So, weren't you on the dating apps? I
tried Tinder when it first came out, just to see
what was going on, and it immediately terrified me. So
I never met anybody off of it or did anything
with it because I was like, Wow, these people are crazy.
(07:04):
How dirty can we get on this podcast? Okay? So
the first message I ever got on tender was oh
my gosh, you have such big beautiful eyes. Do you
look like a power puff girl? And I was like, okay, whatever.
Then he followed it up, which one I don't even
know even got called a power bottom. He followed up
with I would love to see my come dripping from
your eyelashes? Can belashes? Yeah? Did you respond to I didn't.
(07:35):
I was like, oh, dear god. And I was like
in a hotel room. It was when I first moved
to Boston. I was by myself. I was like, this
is how I die. This is it. I know it.
And it was like said, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. He's
not even into you. He's into powerpuff girls and using
on their face. What's so creepy? Sorry? If that's what's
his profile name, I'm sure he's one of your apps.
(07:58):
Just wanted to run? You're just talking about trick or treating. No,
you weren't. You're talking about inappropriate things people say on
dating apps. Do you know what a power puff girl is? No?
Well no, there were three of them, Bubbles, Blossom and Butter.
Howd the hell are you not? Wait where you like message?
(08:21):
Giant eyes and well their names again, Bubbles Blossom and
buttercuss Stephen met them on grinder. They were three girls
and they had giant eyes and then tiny body. Wait,
hold on, what do you want to do to their eyes?
Asked Gandhi. It is not okay to violet cartoon characters? Yeah,
(08:41):
have you ever seen those? They have the videos of
like wanted to put you. I was always hot for
Ari from Little Mermaid. If you google it right now,
you can probably find somebody made a porno with area.
But sin no, they find a way to get in there.
Did you ever see the cartoon where they were doing
the ecological visit on Princess Peach from Mariostroom? Your kids
(09:08):
watching Mario videos. All of a sudden, I said, what
are you watching? And I looked and I go, oh no, no, no,
don't know who's your cartoon fantasy? Go Aladdin. I'm sure
that there's Aladdin porn out there. I guarantee there is,
like Google right now. He had he had nice control.
He had a little monkey with them like that in
(09:29):
the Monkey Watch the Monkey participation. You know, I would
always go cartoon fantasy. I always like the Jasmine. I
don't know, sing a whole new hole at the musical
ports say maybe guest muscle, you like that bad guy? Yeah,
and he's hot, here's evil. No one can point like
(09:54):
jess A rabbits guys and Stephen, I would say, I
feel like he man is like, actually, I love I
take that back. I love Camo totally. G I Joe,
I take it back. I don't like you know what, guy, Joe?
(10:15):
Thank you now. I have so many memories right now.
Thank you. Daniel. It's definitely Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad,
she's just drawn that way. Well, it's easy to think
of the opposite sex. So let's change up the rolls
and think of like Stephen, uh yeah, the opposite of
what you normally are into the opposite of what you're into.
(10:36):
So what be scary an adult? Because it's conversation. It's
the most friends. I call Fred Flintstone if you like
the Bears, like bears, the big ones. I'm into toe
Jam so he would be a perfect What female cartoon
would you be into? Uh? Female cartoon? I think I
(10:58):
mean Jessica Rabbits would beautiful. Example, there we go, who's
the blonde guy on Scooby Doo? Fred? Fred? I was
gonna say Fred, Yeah, No, Fred is somewhere. It's Fred.
It's Fred. Didn't have the biggest the other guy from
Josie and the Pussy Catch on Alan, he's a similar
looking at Oh you have a type? Do you like
(11:21):
guys and handker? Actually? Can I change mind? Go for
us my cartoon fantasy Papa Smurf said on that one
for a while permanently ever a direction. Oh if I
(11:43):
had to pick a girl, who probably Ursula the sea? Yeah?
Because I picked maleficents. Oh yeah, just seemed like octopus.
She's got lots of lots of things to touch me
to have sex with the mermaid? That's right? And did
you want Aria when she had legs or before legs? Well?
(12:03):
I'm just asking, then she can run away? Are you sure? Feet? Alright?
Cartoon animals go nemo, dude, I'm not into peachality. I
can't do this. But you'll have a sex with cartoons? Yeah?
(12:28):
Come on, man, it's an animated we're suspending all reality.
I'm gonna go with Roger from Aladdin. I see you're
sticking with the same movie. No, I picked her. Yeah,
but all of your boyfriends look like Alice, the robot
from that's not an animal. It's not a person, it's
(12:53):
not an animal. Sex with a robot to do electronics
an animal? Make sure you're bringing or w D. I
would do Daisy Duck. Maybe she'sn't have pants song? That
would be easy Access, my favorite rapper from the eighties,
(13:14):
By the way, Easy Access the have we been talking, Daniel?
What was in those Swedish fishing? I don't know. I
just body milk chocolate covered Swedish? Can I tell you?
I don't know. I think about Pig. I want to
go back to Grinder for a minute. I want to
(13:34):
tell you guys something that happened that everybody needs to
be careful about. Because I had a stalker on Grinder
for a while and he changed his profile with different
pictures and everything, and I had no idea, but I
thought it was a different person. He came to my house.
It was my stalker cause from app. Don't ever invite
(13:56):
someone to your house from an app. Well that's the
whole point. You have to go somewhere. Okay, it's host
or not host, you know, host your travel And the
guy showed up in my house, I'm like, wait, what
it was? You gotta be careful what you do know?
I'm like, dude, you're nuts. I can't believe you showed
up the room like you gotta go. Stephen, who here
is gonna stop having gay guys on grinders come to
(14:17):
the house. Yeah, Steven, I'm gonna allow it. Just send
them to mine. I love you, Steven. Be careful, Yeah,
I feel What was the guy in the in the
boat with the tiger pie? Yeah you into him too?
(14:42):
How about what's a guy from I wanna that the
rock played? Oh shoot, no he wasn't hot. Yeah he
was a big boy. He's on grind fifteen minute Morning
Elf
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