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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Whoa what are
you doing here? Well, come on in, it's the fifteen
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Minute Morning Show podcast. And here we go. There's a
Gandhi Scary Danielle, and there's Garrett, Scotty b and uh
straight Night and a special guest on the way. Yet,
I say, Froggy, but it's here here, Froggy. Everyone's on
the screen today. Everyone's at home anyway. So here we
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are the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Tomorrow Friday, our
four day week. How did you like your four day week?
I like more than please, So it's funny. I felt
like it went by quick yesterday. Scares like this week's
going by so slow. Really well, at first it was
going slow, but now that it's Friday, quicker than I
thought it would be, it's going fast. Good. Yeah, should
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we get more of these? Don't get used to it.
We're not gonna do it. I wish we could. I
love getting free stuff in the mail. So in the
days when I used to work out here in New
York at the gym, my my guy Charlie, who I love,
I missed my trainer He also worked out with Kristen
who has this this hair hair product company called The
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Best Paste. And do you know her right, Garrett. Yeah,
she does a hair for Paul Rudd, Ryan Reynolds, Zane
and she created this company based off of a product
that she made and all these celebrities are using it.
She actually opened up her own factory down in Jacksonville too,
when she works out of New York City. So so
she said, hey, Elvis, any friend of Garrett is a
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friend of mine. I miss our days at the drive
gym with Charlie enjoy your Best Paste. So it always
pays to work out with cool people. So there I
miss working at my titch are so big. You know,
GANI that we're having a conversation earlier. Well, it's rolling
into fall in a couple of weeks, and so sweater
season means you can bulk up a little. Yes, we
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can work on our winter bodies. It's the best I know.
But I need to get rid of my winter body
from last year season. I'm trying. I'm trying so we
can cut later. I'm doing less carbs, more protein, food vegetival.
Can we work out together one time? Uh No, because
it would be embarrassing for me. No, I don't judge.
Yeah you do. I wouldn't move at their own pace. Right, Yeah,
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I'll be fine. I'll be fine, don't worry. Would you
work out with it? Would you work out with Scary Elvis?
I don't want to work out with anyone. I just
I missed my trainer though I need a trainer. I
can't work out. If you work out with Scary you
know how good you're looking at right, That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying you'd probably feel better about your like stamina
if you work out with working is about you are
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your own competitor when you work out. You don't need
another one class everybody. Let's all do it as a show.
I think it'll be a good to that one time.
You guys go ahead. I'm not doing it. I'm gonna
work out eventually. Remember when soul Cycle brought the bikes,
I went just sould Cycle. I've vomited. You know what
a great workout is moving on? What a great workout
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is roller skating. And we're all doing it on Monday.
You're gonna feel it. You're gonna feel it in your legs.
I wish you could go roller skating with you guys.
But oh, you know what the reason why they're going,
I can't. I've got to go do something. But we're
celebrating Diamond's birthday at United Skates of America. United Skates
of America. Are you guys all going? We are? Yea
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in the air. No, you're going skates for you? You're going?
Where's Diamond hasn't responded as the urchin and my foot, Scotty,
I might not be able to come. There's pads. Hold on.
As soon as Diamond gets back, we have to talk
about her birthday gift, which she's not taking seriously. He's
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been asking people for ideas, like you would think you
would have an idea where you want to go on vacation,
But she's like, where do you want to go? Where?
If you were me, where would you want to go?
But that's not the point. All right, We're gonna grill
her soon as she flushes and washes her hands and
goes back. Um, all right, So a few of us
have medical procedures coming up. Well, we don't have them
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coming up, but Nate and I are planning on some
plastic surgery things type thing. Baby, So I want to
get a hair transplant hair than anybody on the show
that I want to keep it that way. I so
the women in my family, I swear they have like
thinning hair. Some people have thinning hair. And I heard
that what the hair transplant, You're supposed to do it
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sooner than later while your hair is still growing. Have
you been looking into it? I have a friend who
got a hair transplant plant recently and it looks great.
He looks great, So I think that I can do it.
I want to do it. How much hair was he lacking?
I didn't ever, so he did the thing where he
did it before it was an issue. He noticed he
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was sitting a little bit, and then he just went
and got it done, and it looks awesome. What happens
when you're too far gone like the back of my head.
I have no idea. I need to look into this,
but I think more people get this done than we
know about. And I just I want to get a
hoe from like your pubs or butts on your dead mate.
Can have some of your mustache hair from my head,
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no problem, Not that you Your ball hair is a
different consistently than on your hair. It's bristle it's rough.
Ball hair on your consten. You have any ball guy,
I'm sure they would rather have ball hair on their head. Yes,
froggy like a cow's heart, peanut. And now you know
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what made it comes from the back. So my friend
who did it, he took it from the back of
his head and had it placed all over. But then
he shaved it so that it was all the same
length and went and got little tattoos put in in
the spots where they took the hair. It looks amazing.
You know the best place to do that, Gandhi Turkey,
it's dumb bull. They say that they do it better
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than everyone else. Do it better? No, they do. Three
people who got it done. They flew to Turkey. Look
how he holds up to number three. They flew t
three thumb and the I'm not double joined that like
you guys like this has nothing to do with it.
That hurts. That hurts. You can't do the first three
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fingers and put your pinky in your thumb together? Three
is one to three. You're like you like Mickey Mouse,
you're missing figure. That is that weird? When you hold
up three fingers, Diamond, had you hold up three fingers
do it. She held up her pinky. That's how my favorite,
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my favorite moment of the day. Scary going, I know,
can we go after what Froggy was saying, like, wouldn't
you rather have ball hair on your head than? No? Here? No? No?
I know what I can speak for this because I
have a bald spot and I would like to have
it filled, but it's not. But my point is I
would rather have my bald spot and put a hat
on than have my ball hair growing out of the
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top of my Spouldn't I wouldn't mind having someone else's
ball hair on my head if it's still connected to
their balls. No, not at all. That is different. Hey,
so okay, so your procedure is hair transplant. What's yours?
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Nate U? Oh, I want to get what you had done?
What's this thing? Ready? Oh? It's called a face yet
because my theory, just like Gandhi, you get it done now,
nobody's going to notice as you can see a drop
chapter a while. You want to wait and you want
more stuff to Okay, I'm just telling you experience five
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years then where five years and they get a good
face trans is stand bull? Yeah? I hear you get
a lot of great boob jobs are done in the
Dominican Republic. Yeah. Everything, Yeah. The only thing I want
is something minor, and it's a little bit of this,
a little both. I think I mean to do some
botox stall. No, you don't need that. To La and
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Miami and get some teethwork done. They do it right
in the back of their cars. You don't even have
to go to the door. I'm doing some boat talk
in New Jersey on Friday. If you want to join, absolutely. Yeah.
All my friends say they do preventative. I don't get
that prevented. All right, let's can we move away there
other surgical things? You said, I'm getting something. No, I
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want something. They want something. Scary wants something. I'm good
right now. Well now I feel left out. I want something, Danielle.
I want what you've had. I want a boob job.
I want my boobs lifted and tightened, and your nose.
My nose is fine. Oh my, did you just did
you just encourage all us to get a nose? Said?
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I want to have yell had done. Do you think
you think Elvis needs a nose job? No, he didn't
mean that. Can you throw some water in here? I
got it. I got Italian cough drops over there for you.
Producer Sam's perfume, Sam, alright, Diamonds here though we wanted
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to talk to her about her birthday. I need water, seriously,
every time Sam walks through, I have water. I took
a sid on it here. Please, Sam's perfume has been
killing me all day. You must be allergic to whatever
is in it. Look at all these people panicking about
the water. Alright, right, moving on, Andrew's got water for you, Diamond.
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You have told Monday your birthday, to come up with
the place where we are going to send you on vacation. Yeah,
I'm nervous. Do you want to talk about it? Sure?
But thank you don't know here's a fresh one. I
don't know where I go. Well, is there anywhere you've
never been that you're dying to go? Like it's your
bucket list? Um, there are a lot of places that
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I haven't been, but I don't know which one would be,
like the top. We'll tell you what you have until Monday.
And on top of that, there is no there's no
time restriction. You don't have to take your trip next week,
give me over the next year. But this is like,
this is like a weekend trip, right, no vacation weekend.
I get whatever you want, but we need to here's
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the issue. Sometimes sometimes your life, when great things come
our way, we don't know what to do with them.
To a diner and they have seventeen pages of a menu,
be like, I don't know what it's doing. She's asking
everybody for their opinions. She is she needs You don't
have any place you really want to go nothing, that's like,
oh my god, I need to go right now. I
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need to think about I've an idea roll online to
some websites that it's going down. I gotta give myself
like maybe an hour today to like travel. Also, get
a globe, seriously, get a globe and start looking at
looking at geography and places and say, oh my god,
you know and write down like your favorite five and
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see if it's any of them are doable. What are
the restrictions? Oh, I mean it can't be more than
a vacation week or a weekend or three day weeks.
So I can't take a month. See this is what
happens when you feed the beast and celebrity all month
of a sudden, She's like, I get a month long vacation.
She's crazy, don't feed her. Are you guys excited for
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my birthday? Yeah? Absolutely, that's why we're giving you a
fucking trip. Maybe you don't feel you're worthy of free tripping.
It's kind of Is it uncomfortable for someone to give
you something so extravagant? Is not a part of it? No,
But I'm never really someone to ask for anything. So
the fact that you're like, oh, this is going to
be given to you, I'm like, whoa, it's taking me
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like by surprise. I'm wow. Look, today is Thursday. You
have until Monday, so today's Thursday. Yeah. As my dad
would say, did you think it was kind of threw
us all off? So think about it and if anyone
can give counsel to help you, Oh my god, very
great things about Istanbul. Yeah, if you'd like a butt lift,
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that's the thing. I love a little LiPo, but for
the procedure, just the trip. You're right, I'm better now,
you know. We had that conversation with with producer Sam earlier, like,
how do you tell a co worker that their perfume
or their cologne is just too much? Because when she
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walked in this morning, at six am. You saw me.
You do it the way you tell me when I
have bad breath, scare your breath. Thanks I wind, But
you're different a by choking on it, you kind of
told us what is that contraption you're playing with? My neck?
I found so I went to Hi Go therapy and
then because the phones are listening to you, this came
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up on my Instagram ad that this helps my neck.
What is it? It pretty much relaxes the muscles. It's
almost like a thorough gun with minus the gun part,
and it just like gets it. It's like a the gun,
but it's like four thou dollars cheaper. Yeah, exactly. So
I got it on Instagram and it just came the
other day. Actually works great. I love it. I tried
it yesterday. I thought it was not going to work,
and it actually is pretty damn good. Really, I can't
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believe you ordered something from Instagram and got it quickly.
I was surprised. You know what's messed up? I ordered
something from Instagram for Diamond's birthday, and today she was
shipping all over the thing that I ordered for her.
Oh no, she's listening to studio. She mentioned. Can I
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like go into details, okay, because I am sick and
tired of people d M and me about damn dinosaurs.
Stop it. I'm sick of this ship and not just
wasn't that big of a deal. I don't think. I
didn't think that anyone really cared that much about dinosaurs.
News Splash, they do so um. I said that earlier.
I'm like, like, if someone messages me about a damn
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dinosaur one more time, I'm over it, Like I'm done.
And then she goes, you got her a dinosaur kit,
not her, I got, I mean the thing. It's a
dinosaur thing, and I thought she would really like it,
and it was cute and it brought back, you know,
the whole conversation about dinosaurs. And I ordered it a
while ago. When this happened and I got it, it
was so excited. I'm like, love this she said in
there today. The next damn person who mentions a damn
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dinosaur to me, I'm telling you, I'm fucking done with that.
Let her be the last dinosaurs. Yes, okay, Gandhi, I'd
accept it. I'm gonna let anything. It's gonna follow you
around for the rest of your career. Anybody listening to
this podcast. Now, I was going to send you d M. Yeah, yeah,
but you know I'm gonna double down. They don't exist.
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Think for a second, with people's paying so strongly about dinosaurs,
don't you feel that maybe there is enough evidence to
support the fact that there could be. Well, okay, at
this point, it's just the fact that I don't care
and the fact that people care so much. It's like,
leave me alone. Before I really start arguing you down.
That said, you have told Monday to come up with
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a vacation spot. Let's go, let's go. Time's up, we
gotta get out of here. She's not. We canna go
ahead and eliminate that from the positive. We'll see you
next time. Minute Morning Show