Digging You an In Ground Pool

Kevin and his wife are on the fence about installing a pool, so Garrett calls about the guy she hired who’s already digging!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tapp, Jared, what's.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Your phone tap all about?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Karen wants to play a phone tap on her guy, Kevin. Now,
the couple have been on the fenceiveal having a pool
put in their yard over the past few years. Karen
for it, Kevin against the idea. So what do I do?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I call up Kevin as a guy digging a hole
in his backyard. Oh, that's not good. Let's see what happens. Oh,
hi is this Kevin? Yes it is. How can I
help you? Yeah, I'm the pool guy. I was.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I was hired the other day to come over and
start digging for an ing ground pool for a backyard.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And I'm guessing at your backyard.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, no, no, no, yes, yes, that's no.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You've always got the wrong information. No. Maybe she was
inquiring about it, but no, there's no, there's no digging.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No, she said, she said, brand new house. She wanted
to start off get an inground pool.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Going.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
It's nice. I got the back home in the backyard,
ready to go with my guys.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, don't take it out of the backyard, don't don't
do any digging.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
All right, you want me to stop.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yes, well, sir, I don't know if you know that
we've been we've been working now for almost an hour
and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So we've got no put everything back.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Tell you are meant to stop?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
All right, all right, stop it, stop it. We're getting
out of here. We're getting out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, just just can you put anything back the way
it wants to go in the hole? Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Once we stop, we stopped like you found it. Don't
sit there and a big oh my yard. It looks
like the lady of the house is home right now.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, wait, don't okay, got on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
All right, hold on, excuse me. Hey, hey, ma'am, ma'am,
the phone's for you. I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Is my husband?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
What you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
He's just talk last week? No, well, and I decided
that it was it was something that we should do.
It'll in creature to decide. When do you decide this?
This is not something that you decide, and we talked
about it. It will increase the property value, it'll be beautiful.
Why we can see how since you were I wonder why,

(01:55):
I'm do you want to why?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Because you do like this are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh, excuse me, ma'am. Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's what happened, mam, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Do you know that you have a septic tank in
your backyard?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
We have a septic tank in the backyard. Okay, I
thought it was in the front yard. I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You had no idea.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You didn't check with me with these things. Oh, come
on the phone.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Sorry, but I had no idea. Hello, I'm sorry, sir. Hello,
we have a problem.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We have a problem.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
We're getting the back o out of the backyard and
Jose hit the septic tank and I didn't even know
there was a.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Septic take there. It smells really bad back here.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
In the yard.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Before you start digging, We.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Were done digging. We were just trying to get it
out of the hole. Again. We're sorry, you know, no,
you're sorry. Good lawyer marches up for this. Good luck.
You know there's anything we could do to help you
fix it.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
We know if you guys for the right price, that
could come all, isn't it. We're gonna get out of here, okay, sir,
thank you for your time.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Sorry, you didn't know what to poll. We're gonna We're
gonna get out of here.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Your husband said, okay, all right, thanks, No, no, no,
I'm leaving work right now. I'm driving home.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
All right, do you don't let them leave.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The cops are on the way, out of the.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Way, because I'm gonna fix this again like every like
I had to come in because you know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I handle everything.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I don't get mistakes.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Kevin, Kevin way, No, Kevin h My name is Garrett
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just
got phone tapped by your wife. My wife phone tapping.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Guys, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
All that's funny.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You gotta take funny.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
It should happen to you.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Jervis Dan phone time. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
By Elvis teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Frankly