October 8, 2020 • 18 mins
We all talk about different surgery's that we have had and the people who can't take hearing about them!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
Are we rolling? Yes? What do we want to talk
about today? Oh? I have an idea based only on
(00:23):
what just happened on the air. So we were just
on the air and there was a fight between Scary
and Nate who's in charge? And I said, I was
not a fight because we can you listen to what
I want to turn it into. There was a fight.
I recommended that they should have a fight to the death,
(00:43):
and Nate said, Oh, I would totally win the fight.
It would totally be me. And I think we should
all decide as a team who would survive the longest
if we all went like Gladiator style and fought each other.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I think Danielle beats
every buddy. I think season on the Outlast, daniel would
fight dirty. I put Lemon under my nail. I wouldn't
(01:09):
discount I want to discount Garrett because I see what
he does in his spare time on Instagram. He's doing
his crazy workouts. Hi, guys, Hi, we're discussing who wins
in a fight to the death amongst the whole show
between all the I said Danielle wins right now, Garrett,
I don't hear your microphones. So you're talking about physical, physical,
(01:30):
physical fight to the stands at the end in the face.
How about a fight using intellect? Well, that'll change. I
would lose that smart. I know who wouldn't win. I
don't think I'd win any fights in the show. Who
would eat? Who would win the eating fight? Scary? Scary?
(01:54):
Who do you think would beat you? I think you
got it. I think Froggy would give him competition? Really
that much? No sugar, I can I got out eat
anybody on this show with sugar. But when it comes anyone,
all right? Training for these these trials question. By the way,
(02:15):
talking about sugar, I'm might think two weeks into my
no sugar doing pretty good? Yeah, but when the last
time I had sugar? But yeah, you you eat sugar constantly?
Well I did have Okay, I don't really count it.
It's chocolate milk. I've had it on the way, sugar. No,
you're not sugar free. There's a lot of health benefits
to chocolate milk. It's cut a little bit of sugar,
(02:37):
so it gives you energy. Alcoholics, I stop drinking, but
he's drunk when he tells you exactly. If you want
to call this reducing your sugar, then we're on board
where we can. But I mean, I really okay, you
could technically call it reducing sugar, but the amount of
sugar I used to eat, this is cutting out sugary
(02:59):
like other than but other than the chocolate milk. What
else have you had that you want to tell us about? Well,
I mean yesterday chocolate covered super fruit frings. But they're
healthy chocolate. But it's no, but they're super fruits, so
it's in their dark chocolate, and dark chocolate has like
no sugar. So you know what, Danielle and Gandhi, you
know what this reminds me of. Remember when Great Tea
(03:20):
was on the show totally he would smoke a cigarette
and tell you that he doesn't smoke, only parties when
he drinks it on the weekend exactly, which is for
him all the time. So we would say, well, no,
you're a smoker, No I stopped smoking. Well, no, you
smoked last night. That doesn't count your Your chocolate milk
(03:41):
is his cigarette. It's the same thing, right, But there's
more health than if it's in a cigarette. A cigarettes
like cancer stick. I mean, it's chocolate milk. You got protein,
it's some fat sugar. The thing is, we would chastise
Gregory for smoking, and we're not going to chastise you
for drinking chocolate milk. But don't him in here and
say that you've given up sugar when you haven't given
(04:02):
up sugar. And I love how you announced it to
the room. Guys, it's been this many weeks since giving up.
Because he's holding a chocolate covered piece of fruit chocolate.
Can you guys hear Brodie? I can't hear Brodie. He's
very soft. He needs to put the mic to his lips.
(04:23):
What was the last thing anybody quit and they haven't done?
Come on, try and top me on that. Oh no,
I don't I start things? Would you would? I have
not eaten cake or pastries in two years? He hasn't.
I haven't had a birthday cake in two years. I
(04:43):
remember when you gave that up because I almost died
from a birthday cake I have. I'm I'm a hypochondriact.
So I just assumed that eating all these fatty lardie
baked products was making my heart hurt. So I stopped somehow.
I haven't go to a doctor yet, but I'll still
(05:05):
scoop the cream out of the middle of the doughnut
and eat it, but I won't eat the surrounding dough Okay,
very logical. I think the last thing I actually quit
doing probably was in like seventh grade. I decided I
didn't want to bite my nails anymore, so I just
stopped biting my nails. And since then I've quit nothing.
I just stick with it. I quit soda, I guess
(05:29):
like hard. I mean drinking it every day like I drink.
You know here you did, Elvis, because you have your
surgery correct, right. I gave up soda, right, but I
still drink it from time to time as a treat.
It's like you didn't give it up then, right, and
you have a vaka soda all the time. That is Seltzer,
not soda. But I'm talking like a sugary coal is
(05:51):
I'm talking. I used to do down like three of
them a day, so now I'm like moderation. So I
guess you could say I kind of quit it. No,
I as he drinks soda, how many soda do you
drink per day? Brodie? Probably two of these. I'll drink
like six of these a day. Are you kidding me?
(06:15):
They're minis? Yeah. There. When I was a kid of
my my aunt Janice, she would drink like a twelve
pack of cokes a day and smoke two packs of cigarettes.
And they told me when I was a kid that
when she passed away, they opened her up and she
was full of sugar and smoke. I could honestly do
(06:36):
a whole case of sun kissed Arne soda in a day,
Like if I bought it right now and started by
the end of the day, I could probably do it
like that, Like I'm that addicted to Arrange soda. You're
a diabetic diet diet diet diet, diet, diet diet. Do
you miss good bread because of your celia? Honestly, I
(06:58):
don't even remember with bread like normal bread taste like
like the world. I'm sure, but yeah, no, I haven't
had bread and almost like eight well bread, I guess
I can say I get normal bread gluten bread you
about like seven eight years, Like I've already started stressing.
When I go in the hospital, I know they're not
gonna let me have any coke zero, And I know
(07:18):
when they ask you what you want to drink. They
bring in like those apple juices with like the little
foil lid on it and you have to put the
straw through it. That's all they're gonna bring. I won't
be able to drink any coke zero of like a week.
I don't know. The time I was in the hospital,
they would bring me a little can of Shasta. I
don't know why that's such a hospital thing. It's Shasta
ginger ale, the tiny can. Only hospitals. You know, you
(07:39):
can request whatever you want there, right, they bring you
what they think you want, but you can actually say no,
I want this, so froggy, you could ask for a
coke zero and bring me okay, cool? Yeah, nice? This
is boring. Something called in on the hotline. I don't
know if you saw that slack room. Who I don't
see anyone. M I don't have anyone in my slack room.
(08:05):
But where is he? He's checking in to say hello,
hen show, Hi, welcome to fifteen minute morning show podcast.
What's going on? Well, what's up, guys? I'm literally cleaning.
I just moved, so I moved to a bigger place
where I live and about a mile away at my
old place, I'm cleaning out my garage in six o'clock
this morning, and I figured, you know what, let me
(08:27):
listen to the morning show because I'm never up this
early and I just miss you guys. I just wanted
to call and say that I just miss you guys.
Do you do you go into the studio at all?
Do you do your show there? I do not. I've
been home since March doing my show live every single day.
Some of the shows are starting to go back and
I we're still fighting it. Yeah, I don't. I'm not
(08:50):
on coming back as of yet. I just don't know
what's going on. All I know is that I heard
your voices earlier and I just wanted to say that
I miss you guys, and I genuinely were just laughing
at you guys and had that moment of feeling I
just missed them. Thank you. Mon mo Bounce explain that
Mo Bounce is often heard on a lot of the
(09:12):
in between things that we do on the Elvista Rand
Morning show. Before we got in between things, mos, I've
been called that before. What's good hearing from you? Mo?
Oh my god, it's so good to hear your voice,
it really is. Yeah, I love you. Guys, and I
hope everybody say happy and healthy and keeping the mental
health going. And just I just want to say thank
(09:34):
you for keeping us going even though I work with
you guys. It's just nice to hear you guys do
what you do and I love you guys. Wow, you
know hearing hearing Mo is like, whoa, that's another era
in our lives hell long ago. Is that. I hope
you clean out your garage mooring and listening And thanks Mo.
It's good hearing from you. I love you guys. Be safe,
you to take care of you. What a nice surprise
(09:55):
here from But it's not in my in my room though,
does the same Mos on the phone? That was almost
like a wellness check that we're always encouraging people to
do every right, did you say check in on people?
He just did that for us. I like that. Yeah,
we're gonna do a wellness check with b b Rexa
on our show tomorrow. Yes, so good with that red hair.
I love it. And Uncle Johnny as well. Elvis we
(10:19):
are he's on tomorrow. He's on tomorrow. We're going to
get him in the room. I'll start now. He's cooking
Rayo's homemade tonight, of which trying to get him organized
for that was a disaster. Oh, he's making fart balls.
He's making balls tonight and he's going to talk about
him tomorrow morning. He Nate, why don't you do something
that kind of includes everyone, like a run around the
room type question or something you want me to go
get the the I don't know. It's like Brody and
(10:42):
Barrett and Scotty. They're just kind of sitting there and
they look bored. Can I just say something? What's gonna
say something? I just my wife has been away this
whole week, so I've been That's why I've been here.
And I have a whole new respect for people that
have to take care of kids and get them off
to school in the morning because I never get to
do that. And what a nightmare. Wow, and laundry you
(11:06):
all this stuff, Pilot, because we've been watching in the
zoom room all morning doing nothing but folding laundry. Well,
it's kind of like cramming for a test the night before.
I left everything for today because she's coming home later.
So I have laundry, I have vacuuming, I have so
much stuff to do. The room was running downstairs right now.
So I'm just I'm trying to get it turning the room.
But on that's cleaning. That's stressful. Yeah, it does it.
(11:31):
It works really well. And you know the other thing
is she's away with her sister, So her sister left
her car here. I figured I would be nice and
have her car washed because it was disgusting. And I
took it to the car washed yesterday and they bashed
it with the little machine that it goes through. So
I tried to do something nice and now I got
a problem, and I'm trying not to I don't want
her to find out. I have to bring it back today.
They're gonna try to buff it out and we'll see
(11:53):
no good. Right while you're in the house alone, Well
I have so Froggy is starting preop tomorrow, so he's
going to kick it all off by shaving his hair
off his head. Yes today, before I come to prep
They've asked me to go ahead and prepare because they
are going to have to shave the right side of
(12:15):
my head to go and to go in because they're
taking the right side of the my skull off. So
I didn't want to have like one side of what
a little bit of hair I have left on the
other side with nothing, So I'm gonna go ahead and
just we cut it really really short today and then
they can do whatever they need to do during the procedure.
Did you see Scotty's reaction to when you said they're
taking your head off. That's exactly how I felt when
(12:38):
he told me the day and sitting in the office,
He's like, well, here's how it works. He's like, some
people we can go through their arm, and then other
people we just take the right side of the skull off.
And he's like, you're going to be the skull patient.
I'm like, oh great, great sweating, Yeah, that'll look normal
when you put it back, but let's be honest, you're
not going through it. He is, yeah, no, but I
what did you sniff your under arm? Scotty? Yes? What
(13:00):
was that? Because this conversation is making me sweat and
I just wanted to make sure I had deodorant on.
I'm scary? Does that scary thing where he overexaggerates his response,
he goes, I don't think responding. Responding was I was
an over response to the fact that you're gonna have
your skull removed that I just got a visual there
(13:21):
and I'm like, I just realized, I'm not worried about
I'm not worried really about any of that because I'll
be asleep and that's what he does. What I'm worried
about is what's gonna look like when he puts it
back on like pieces never you know how it is,
nothing ever really fits right back like you started. It's
always going to be something not right go right back together.
But when I had your first surgery, they didn't do
(13:43):
that because I was able to go through my nose.
They went through my sinus cavity. But this time they can't.
They have to take the top off. Hey frog, So
did they tell you like how they're doing the procedure,
like are they pulling pulling it back or yeah, so
they go in. I mean, do you want me to
tell you what they told me? Because I want to
see Scotty keeping on Scotty and scary while the time
(14:05):
I passed out of the office exactly he said. So,
he said, they're going to make an incision down the
right side and they peel the skin away from the skull,
and then he will go in and draw holes pilot holes,
and then they will take something the size of a
baseball or larger, maybe a softball, out of my skull
like a Cork'll take it out and set it aside,
(14:27):
do all the work, and then they used plates and
screws to put it back in, and then they use
staples to put my skin back together. Sounds easy, Yeah,
what could go what could go wrong? They're right? Made
me a little queasy too? Are they saying that eventually,
like the scott it'll go back to normal? People are
all different. Some some people's heads are never exactly round again,
(14:49):
and then some people's are You never know. You have
to wait and say no. Uncle Johnny has his leftover
two pages, but he doesn't watch those very well. Well.
When I have thyroid surgery, I was googling what it
looks like, and it looks like if you google the images,
people look like they had their heads chopped off, like
their line right across, and I'm like, the worst scarves
(15:11):
for the rest of my life. That's Halloween murder scene. Yeah, well,
thankfully I healed okay, and it doesn't look like that
at all. So maybe from everybody's different. Everybody's different, but
the hair does not tend to grow back. Where the
scar is. So I'll just wear hats every day anyway.
So you think I wore hats before, wait till now.
And you get to come up with a cool story
every time you're at a party and like, hey, what happened?
(15:31):
You get to make up a new story every time
a bear attack. They get cracked open like a crape. Yeah,
they actually because I had heart surgery when I was
a kid, so they just went over the same line. Wow.
But then they also have these tubes that go into
your chest cavity that drain all the fluids so that
I have like three little scars here that are new.
(15:55):
And I would tell you that was one of the
most Uh. That was one of the worst part actually
is when they pulled those tubes out, because they say, hey,
you've got tubes in your chest cabin. I'm thinking it's
like this long, So they grabbed the tubes. Scotty, he
took off the of his headphones. We just started telling
about the operation that he put it. And all Scotty
(16:17):
hurd was you say, pulling out tubes, pull them back
out of here. But the tubes are actually this long,
and so the nurse or the p A says Okay.
When I say, when I count to three, you take
a deep breath and breathe out. So I'm like, okay, one, two, three,
And she pulls out these tubes and I swear to god,
(16:40):
they were this fucking long and they were all the
way from here. What's that? Could you feel it inside?
There's no nerves. No, you don't feel it when it's
in there. But when she pulls it out, you're like,
and I remember looking at right, Holy sh it, that
was in me? Like, and there's three. How many Sunday
mornings have I said that out? You know, my wife
(17:02):
had surgery. My wife had surgery one time, and the
nurse was telling me how to take care of her.
And as soon as they said drains, I passed out.
I passed out and they took me out in a wheelchair,
tell me I had drained something. I totally empathize with
people when they hear things that it makes them a
little queasy, but it's it's not happening to you. This
(17:22):
is my thing. I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm
medical stuff. I went to get get my blood. I
wanted to give blood one time because it was free.
Mets tickets, so you know, they so they pricked my
finger just to test to see if I could do it,
and I fainted right on the table and they're like
my finger every game, but they gave me the free tickets.
(17:47):
Thank God for the people that actually do this for
a living and chose to do this and go into
this field, and thank god for modern medicine. But god damn,
I would never be able to do that. Kidding me,
I'm sitting right here. If I was diabetic, I'd be
in big trouble. We're three minutes over. Oh we're having
(18:08):
so much fun talking about two. And we love you, Froggy,
love you to thank you guys. The fifteen Minute Morning
Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
Are we rolling? Yes? What do we want to talk
about today? Oh? I have an idea based only on
(00:23):
what just happened on the air. So we were just
on the air and there was a fight between Scary
and Nate who's in charge? And I said, I was
not a fight because we can you listen to what
I want to turn it into. There was a fight.
I recommended that they should have a fight to the death,
(00:43):
and Nate said, Oh, I would totally win the fight.
It would totally be me. And I think we should
all decide as a team who would survive the longest
if we all went like Gladiator style and fought each other.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I think Danielle beats
every buddy. I think season on the Outlast, daniel would
fight dirty. I put Lemon under my nail. I wouldn't
(01:09):
discount I want to discount Garrett because I see what
he does in his spare time on Instagram. He's doing
his crazy workouts. Hi, guys, Hi, we're discussing who wins
in a fight to the death amongst the whole show
between all the I said Danielle wins right now, Garrett,
I don't hear your microphones. So you're talking about physical, physical,
(01:30):
physical fight to the stands at the end in the face.
How about a fight using intellect? Well, that'll change. I
would lose that smart. I know who wouldn't win. I
don't think I'd win any fights in the show. Who
would eat? Who would win the eating fight? Scary? Scary?
(01:54):
Who do you think would beat you? I think you
got it. I think Froggy would give him competition? Really
that much? No sugar, I can I got out eat
anybody on this show with sugar. But when it comes anyone,
all right? Training for these these trials question. By the way,
(02:15):
talking about sugar, I'm might think two weeks into my
no sugar doing pretty good? Yeah, but when the last
time I had sugar? But yeah, you you eat sugar constantly?
Well I did have Okay, I don't really count it.
It's chocolate milk. I've had it on the way, sugar. No,
you're not sugar free. There's a lot of health benefits
to chocolate milk. It's cut a little bit of sugar,
(02:37):
so it gives you energy. Alcoholics, I stop drinking, but
he's drunk when he tells you exactly. If you want
to call this reducing your sugar, then we're on board
where we can. But I mean, I really okay, you
could technically call it reducing sugar, but the amount of
sugar I used to eat, this is cutting out sugary
(02:59):
like other than but other than the chocolate milk. What
else have you had that you want to tell us about? Well,
I mean yesterday chocolate covered super fruit frings. But they're
healthy chocolate. But it's no, but they're super fruits, so
it's in their dark chocolate, and dark chocolate has like
no sugar. So you know what, Danielle and Gandhi, you
know what this reminds me of. Remember when Great Tea
(03:20):
was on the show totally he would smoke a cigarette
and tell you that he doesn't smoke, only parties when
he drinks it on the weekend exactly, which is for
him all the time. So we would say, well, no,
you're a smoker, No I stopped smoking. Well, no, you
smoked last night. That doesn't count your Your chocolate milk
(03:41):
is his cigarette. It's the same thing, right, But there's
more health than if it's in a cigarette. A cigarettes
like cancer stick. I mean, it's chocolate milk. You got protein,
it's some fat sugar. The thing is, we would chastise
Gregory for smoking, and we're not going to chastise you
for drinking chocolate milk. But don't him in here and
say that you've given up sugar when you haven't given
(04:02):
up sugar. And I love how you announced it to
the room. Guys, it's been this many weeks since giving up.
Because he's holding a chocolate covered piece of fruit chocolate.
Can you guys hear Brodie? I can't hear Brodie. He's
very soft. He needs to put the mic to his lips.
(04:23):
What was the last thing anybody quit and they haven't done?
Come on, try and top me on that. Oh no,
I don't I start things? Would you would? I have
not eaten cake or pastries in two years? He hasn't.
I haven't had a birthday cake in two years. I
(04:43):
remember when you gave that up because I almost died
from a birthday cake I have. I'm I'm a hypochondriact.
So I just assumed that eating all these fatty lardie
baked products was making my heart hurt. So I stopped somehow.
I haven't go to a doctor yet, but I'll still
(05:05):
scoop the cream out of the middle of the doughnut
and eat it, but I won't eat the surrounding dough Okay,
very logical. I think the last thing I actually quit
doing probably was in like seventh grade. I decided I
didn't want to bite my nails anymore, so I just
stopped biting my nails. And since then I've quit nothing.
I just stick with it. I quit soda, I guess
(05:29):
like hard. I mean drinking it every day like I drink.
You know here you did, Elvis, because you have your
surgery correct, right. I gave up soda, right, but I
still drink it from time to time as a treat.
It's like you didn't give it up then, right, and
you have a vaka soda all the time. That is Seltzer,
not soda. But I'm talking like a sugary coal is
(05:51):
I'm talking. I used to do down like three of
them a day, so now I'm like moderation. So I
guess you could say I kind of quit it. No,
I as he drinks soda, how many soda do you
drink per day? Brodie? Probably two of these. I'll drink
like six of these a day. Are you kidding me?
(06:15):
They're minis? Yeah. There. When I was a kid of
my my aunt Janice, she would drink like a twelve
pack of cokes a day and smoke two packs of cigarettes.
And they told me when I was a kid that
when she passed away, they opened her up and she
was full of sugar and smoke. I could honestly do
(06:36):
a whole case of sun kissed Arne soda in a day,
Like if I bought it right now and started by
the end of the day, I could probably do it
like that, Like I'm that addicted to Arrange soda. You're
a diabetic diet diet diet diet, diet, diet diet. Do
you miss good bread because of your celia? Honestly, I
(06:58):
don't even remember with bread like normal bread taste like
like the world. I'm sure, but yeah, no, I haven't
had bread and almost like eight well bread, I guess
I can say I get normal bread gluten bread you
about like seven eight years, Like I've already started stressing.
When I go in the hospital, I know they're not
gonna let me have any coke zero, And I know
(07:18):
when they ask you what you want to drink. They
bring in like those apple juices with like the little
foil lid on it and you have to put the
straw through it. That's all they're gonna bring. I won't
be able to drink any coke zero of like a week.
I don't know. The time I was in the hospital,
they would bring me a little can of Shasta. I
don't know why that's such a hospital thing. It's Shasta
ginger ale, the tiny can. Only hospitals. You know, you
(07:39):
can request whatever you want there, right, they bring you
what they think you want, but you can actually say no,
I want this, so froggy, you could ask for a
coke zero and bring me okay, cool? Yeah, nice? This
is boring. Something called in on the hotline. I don't
know if you saw that slack room. Who I don't
see anyone. M I don't have anyone in my slack room.
(08:05):
But where is he? He's checking in to say hello,
hen show, Hi, welcome to fifteen minute morning show podcast.
What's going on? Well, what's up, guys? I'm literally cleaning.
I just moved, so I moved to a bigger place
where I live and about a mile away at my
old place, I'm cleaning out my garage in six o'clock
this morning, and I figured, you know what, let me
(08:27):
listen to the morning show because I'm never up this
early and I just miss you guys. I just wanted
to call and say that I just miss you guys.
Do you do you go into the studio at all?
Do you do your show there? I do not. I've
been home since March doing my show live every single day.
Some of the shows are starting to go back and
I we're still fighting it. Yeah, I don't. I'm not
(08:50):
on coming back as of yet. I just don't know
what's going on. All I know is that I heard
your voices earlier and I just wanted to say that
I miss you guys, and I genuinely were just laughing
at you guys and had that moment of feeling I
just missed them. Thank you. Mon mo Bounce explain that
Mo Bounce is often heard on a lot of the
(09:12):
in between things that we do on the Elvista Rand
Morning show. Before we got in between things, mos, I've
been called that before. What's good hearing from you? Mo?
Oh my god, it's so good to hear your voice,
it really is. Yeah, I love you. Guys, and I
hope everybody say happy and healthy and keeping the mental
health going. And just I just want to say thank
(09:34):
you for keeping us going even though I work with
you guys. It's just nice to hear you guys do
what you do and I love you guys. Wow, you
know hearing hearing Mo is like, whoa, that's another era
in our lives hell long ago. Is that. I hope
you clean out your garage mooring and listening And thanks Mo.
It's good hearing from you. I love you guys. Be safe,
you to take care of you. What a nice surprise
(09:55):
here from But it's not in my in my room though,
does the same Mos on the phone? That was almost
like a wellness check that we're always encouraging people to
do every right, did you say check in on people?
He just did that for us. I like that. Yeah,
we're gonna do a wellness check with b b Rexa
on our show tomorrow. Yes, so good with that red hair.
I love it. And Uncle Johnny as well. Elvis we
(10:19):
are he's on tomorrow. He's on tomorrow. We're going to
get him in the room. I'll start now. He's cooking
Rayo's homemade tonight, of which trying to get him organized
for that was a disaster. Oh, he's making fart balls.
He's making balls tonight and he's going to talk about
him tomorrow morning. He Nate, why don't you do something
that kind of includes everyone, like a run around the
room type question or something you want me to go
get the the I don't know. It's like Brody and
(10:42):
Barrett and Scotty. They're just kind of sitting there and
they look bored. Can I just say something? What's gonna
say something? I just my wife has been away this
whole week, so I've been That's why I've been here.
And I have a whole new respect for people that
have to take care of kids and get them off
to school in the morning because I never get to
do that. And what a nightmare. Wow, and laundry you
(11:06):
all this stuff, Pilot, because we've been watching in the
zoom room all morning doing nothing but folding laundry. Well,
it's kind of like cramming for a test the night before.
I left everything for today because she's coming home later.
So I have laundry, I have vacuuming, I have so
much stuff to do. The room was running downstairs right now.
So I'm just I'm trying to get it turning the room.
But on that's cleaning. That's stressful. Yeah, it does it.
(11:31):
It works really well. And you know the other thing
is she's away with her sister, So her sister left
her car here. I figured I would be nice and
have her car washed because it was disgusting. And I
took it to the car washed yesterday and they bashed
it with the little machine that it goes through. So
I tried to do something nice and now I got
a problem, and I'm trying not to I don't want
her to find out. I have to bring it back today.
They're gonna try to buff it out and we'll see
(11:53):
no good. Right while you're in the house alone, Well
I have so Froggy is starting preop tomorrow, so he's
going to kick it all off by shaving his hair
off his head. Yes today, before I come to prep
They've asked me to go ahead and prepare because they
are going to have to shave the right side of
(12:15):
my head to go and to go in because they're
taking the right side of the my skull off. So
I didn't want to have like one side of what
a little bit of hair I have left on the
other side with nothing, So I'm gonna go ahead and
just we cut it really really short today and then
they can do whatever they need to do during the procedure.
Did you see Scotty's reaction to when you said they're
taking your head off. That's exactly how I felt when
(12:38):
he told me the day and sitting in the office,
He's like, well, here's how it works. He's like, some
people we can go through their arm, and then other
people we just take the right side of the skull off.
And he's like, you're going to be the skull patient.
I'm like, oh great, great sweating, Yeah, that'll look normal
when you put it back, but let's be honest, you're
not going through it. He is, yeah, no, but I
what did you sniff your under arm? Scotty? Yes? What
(13:00):
was that? Because this conversation is making me sweat and
I just wanted to make sure I had deodorant on.
I'm scary? Does that scary thing where he overexaggerates his response,
he goes, I don't think responding. Responding was I was
an over response to the fact that you're gonna have
your skull removed that I just got a visual there
(13:21):
and I'm like, I just realized, I'm not worried about
I'm not worried really about any of that because I'll
be asleep and that's what he does. What I'm worried
about is what's gonna look like when he puts it
back on like pieces never you know how it is,
nothing ever really fits right back like you started. It's
always going to be something not right go right back together.
But when I had your first surgery, they didn't do
(13:43):
that because I was able to go through my nose.
They went through my sinus cavity. But this time they can't.
They have to take the top off. Hey frog, So
did they tell you like how they're doing the procedure,
like are they pulling pulling it back or yeah, so
they go in. I mean, do you want me to
tell you what they told me? Because I want to
see Scotty keeping on Scotty and scary while the time
(14:05):
I passed out of the office exactly he said. So,
he said, they're going to make an incision down the
right side and they peel the skin away from the skull,
and then he will go in and draw holes pilot holes,
and then they will take something the size of a
baseball or larger, maybe a softball, out of my skull
like a Cork'll take it out and set it aside,
(14:27):
do all the work, and then they used plates and
screws to put it back in, and then they use
staples to put my skin back together. Sounds easy, Yeah,
what could go what could go wrong? They're right? Made
me a little queasy too? Are they saying that eventually,
like the scott it'll go back to normal? People are
all different. Some some people's heads are never exactly round again,
(14:49):
and then some people's are You never know. You have
to wait and say no. Uncle Johnny has his leftover
two pages, but he doesn't watch those very well. Well.
When I have thyroid surgery, I was googling what it
looks like, and it looks like if you google the images,
people look like they had their heads chopped off, like
their line right across, and I'm like, the worst scarves
(15:11):
for the rest of my life. That's Halloween murder scene. Yeah, well,
thankfully I healed okay, and it doesn't look like that
at all. So maybe from everybody's different. Everybody's different, but
the hair does not tend to grow back. Where the
scar is. So I'll just wear hats every day anyway.
So you think I wore hats before, wait till now.
And you get to come up with a cool story
every time you're at a party and like, hey, what happened?
(15:31):
You get to make up a new story every time
a bear attack. They get cracked open like a crape. Yeah,
they actually because I had heart surgery when I was
a kid, so they just went over the same line. Wow.
But then they also have these tubes that go into
your chest cavity that drain all the fluids so that
I have like three little scars here that are new.
(15:55):
And I would tell you that was one of the
most Uh. That was one of the worst part actually
is when they pulled those tubes out, because they say, hey,
you've got tubes in your chest cabin. I'm thinking it's
like this long, So they grabbed the tubes. Scotty, he
took off the of his headphones. We just started telling
about the operation that he put it. And all Scotty
(16:17):
hurd was you say, pulling out tubes, pull them back
out of here. But the tubes are actually this long,
and so the nurse or the p A says Okay.
When I say, when I count to three, you take
a deep breath and breathe out. So I'm like, okay, one, two, three,
And she pulls out these tubes and I swear to god,
(16:40):
they were this fucking long and they were all the
way from here. What's that? Could you feel it inside?
There's no nerves. No, you don't feel it when it's
in there. But when she pulls it out, you're like,
and I remember looking at right, Holy sh it, that
was in me? Like, and there's three. How many Sunday
mornings have I said that out? You know, my wife
(17:02):
had surgery. My wife had surgery one time, and the
nurse was telling me how to take care of her.
And as soon as they said drains, I passed out.
I passed out and they took me out in a wheelchair,
tell me I had drained something. I totally empathize with
people when they hear things that it makes them a
little queasy, but it's it's not happening to you. This
(17:22):
is my thing. I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm
medical stuff. I went to get get my blood. I
wanted to give blood one time because it was free.
Mets tickets, so you know, they so they pricked my
finger just to test to see if I could do it,
and I fainted right on the table and they're like
my finger every game, but they gave me the free tickets.
(17:47):
Thank God for the people that actually do this for
a living and chose to do this and go into
this field, and thank god for modern medicine. But god damn,
I would never be able to do that. Kidding me,
I'm sitting right here. If I was diabetic, I'd be
in big trouble. We're three minutes over. Oh we're having
(18:08):
so much fun talking about two. And we love you, Froggy,
love you to thank you guys. The fifteen Minute Morning
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