Don't Brooch Me

The show carries on a disagreement from the game we played on the show. We chat about if size really matters!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis to represent Hardy Show. Oh, oh my god?
Who are these people? Hi? Hello, it's a fifteen minute

(00:26):
morning show podcast. There's Froggy and Danielle and Scary and
Gandhi and Scotty b Nate, and there's Garrett, and of
course there's Dave Brody. Hello. I had said, anklet, would
that have counted as jewelry? Yes? But a Broach doesn't know.
But they're both story dumb answer. It's just not that

(00:47):
it's not jewelry, just a dumb answer. Yeah, but I
feel like Steve Harvey would have accepted. Yeah, have you
seen some of those answers on Family Few lately? Steve
Harvey isn't here today. On Here to Save You. The
nighttime edition would have had Schlong, There's no doubt about it. Yeah.
But if it was car and you mentioned a really

(01:08):
shitty car, they would still give you the answer of
the car. So even though it's shitty jewelry, it's still jewelry.
Broach doesn't count that. All the guys are also saying no,
it would be this. I know what women want. Maybe
they don't care about a big slong they'd rather have
a big heart and a lovely personality. Scotty and by
the way, by the way, by the way, if you're

(01:28):
wondering what we're talking about, you may have no clue
because we didn't tell you because no one here knows
how to do that. What we're trying to do is
recap a really shitty game we had on our show today.
The only good thing about that game was Diamond. She's
a great host. I'm starting to turn around with that.
The question was whatever, The answer was jewelry, but Nate

(01:51):
answered with brooch. We just feel like that's so timed out.
But it's technically jewelry, and I feel like the argument
should just stop there. It's technically jewelry. Prince Albert on
your penis is jewelry. Yeah, And then they asked, what
if you asked a hundred women, what is the one?
What is the best quality you'd like the guy? What

(02:12):
is the quality that you want to find the guy?
And then Scotty b answered Schlang. No, I didn't need
to Schlan, and it was not there. So Nate's answers
today we're Schlan and broke right. Both answer please don't
wear your brooch on your Schlan it might hurt. I
assumed Schlan would be on there. But women, the women spoke,

(02:33):
they all they were the people we asked, and so
therefore they win. Can we ask the ladies then? I mean,
is that important in a man? Or doesn't it matter?
I would like him to have one? You know what
I mean, little lady, I don't have a dick. All
the guys are entering. I mean it's nice to have

(02:55):
good size. You don't want to like a teeny weeny
that you can't see. Sure, I think it's great, sure,
but it's not something that is at the forefront of like, oh,
if you had to build a guy, what would he have?
I would not say where would it fall, like in
seventh place or like top three? No, definitely, not even
top three. I'm a little person. That stuff can be damaging.

(03:17):
It's too big. I got away from me with it.
I am I'm middle of the road, above average, that's fine,
but you know, so they can be too big because
I thought winers were like bank accounts, like there's no
they are not. See this is where you guys are all.
Let us straight, No way. I didn't say anything, did
any of you guys? Ever read the book by Steven

(03:38):
Tyler's ex wife, and that I mean, I think it's
the wife that unfortunately passed away a while ago. But
speaking of wieners, when she wanted a bracelet that he
she had seen in the window at a store, he
surprised her one night by putting the bracelet around his
wiener so that when they were in bed together, He's like, surprise,
it's romantic. If you were very royantic with the bracelet tight.

(04:03):
I don't. I didn't. I don't know. I remember men
are more obsessed with each other's wieners than women are.
I agree with that. I totally believe that. Yeah, it's
not like when we meet you, we're going to say, hey,
do you have a big wiener? And if you say no,
we're going to say, well forget it right. I don't know.
I've overheard I've overheard girls a brunch talking about the

(04:25):
size of guys things, and I'm like, really it matters that.
Maybe it's just an individual thing. I think that's what
they're trying to say. It's all relative. Maybe that was
just a brunch full of size queens. We don't know.
I mean, you have two other girls out there that
you could ask to time in did come in here?

(04:45):
I don't understand what you have to ask them. I
think they pretty much already give me. But it's all relative.
If you put mine on a guy that's seven foot tall, like,
it's gonna look really little. But if you put mine
on like a really shorter guy, it's gonna look at
the regular size like it's okay, a salmon diamond or
and here does does long size matter to you? I

(05:06):
will say it can't hurt, but there was a gentleman
with it can hurt in that way, but there was
a gentleman I was with once with an extremely professive,
impressive slong and it was not a very impressive evening,
Like it doesn't take care of everything, you know what
I mean? It only checks one box exactly. Hello, you

(05:26):
know what the question really was, diamond, If you're building
a guy, how important? Where do you put slong size
on that list? Uh? Top ten? Not top five? There
you go? There you go number six? No? Maybe, like

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but see this is the thing because if you say
that you don't care about size, and then it's like
the size of my pinky, I'm gonna be no. But
that's what we're saying. So you know, of course you
want something that's great, but we don't like something giant that.
I don't want anything that can't You don't want an anaconda. No,
I don't know. Unfortunately, pop culture obsesses over it, like

(06:13):
look at the look at the one of the biggest
songs on the radio, need to Know by Dojakat. She
wants to sleep with a guy, not knowing anything about him,
all the fact that she heard from a friend of
a friend that his was a ten out of ten.
She wants to sleep with him just because it's an
individual thing there. Everyone's different, and I think that's what
we're If you think that way, then there's no question
about and good like Sam said, doesn't necessarily mean it

(06:36):
has to be giant. It's also about the way you
deliver the goods to someone. Yeah, but feel that, you
know talk I'm staying like, you know, you gotta know
that it's there. It can't be like Penny, you know,
it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. Yes,
and everyone talks about big D energy because it's about it.

(06:57):
Is that it really physically about that? Or is it
about the energy around a person? That's like having the energy,
and I got to have that energy, but also don't
have too much energy and then your catfishing me, because
then there's nothing, you know what I mean? My dad
might be listening. I don't want sorry, but how would
you know before you even like, like if you ask

(07:19):
the guy, hey, how's your pets? And then he tells you,
and then you get into bed with him and he's
not as big as he said, but he's decent. What
are you gonna do? Kick him out? I'm just gonna say, well,
somebody was a catfish. My pictures are edited, and your
energy is damn that was pretty that was profound, you know,

(07:43):
and energy have been edited. Anybody has any have any
of the ladies in this room? Have you ever liked
a guy started to get with him and it was
too small and you walked out left tell you pretty much?
Did my answers? No, I've never experienced the extra tiny. Ye.

(08:13):
I did experience that, and I strongly considered it, but
I stuck around and he gets a blue Ribbon award
and it was for effort kind of situation. He did
what he could. What don't some guys say what they
make up? What they lack in length, they make up
in girth. They say it. It was not his case.
Name him like a pancake. That's the case. Nate says

(08:39):
he has a small one all the time. It's adequate
is what I would call it. It's adequate, but it's
connected to you, so it's not really all right. I'm
just gonna everything here. We done pretty much have been

(08:59):
for quite some Okay, all right, okay, bye, weren't leaving yet?
How much time do we size of the podcast matter? Ladies?
Where are we on the timer? We've got a considerable
amount of time left. Geez, I felt like forever. I
don't want to give an what do you want to
talking about? Nate? Go No, I'm I think we've climaxed,

(09:23):
is what say? That was a climax of that was
pretty fucking late talking about you mean, yeah, I don't.
I don't have anything to say after saying I'm adequate,
I can I ask the question of the gentleman. That's
all you have to contribute. What if you guys were

(09:44):
building a wife? What is important to you? Is vagina size?
Super important? I don't want to be a hot dog
down the hallway. You asked it now can No, you
can't end it on that. No, somebody else given the answer.

(10:05):
If you want to be here, don't, We don't want
you here, get out of here. You know what? Then
then I think, you know, Froggy loves all these porn stars.
I think he would be disappointed because I think that
if you got with a porn star who's had a
lot of it, you would be a hot dog down
the hallway. That's I don't want to get with him permanently,
like I'm I'm perfectly happy with what I have. Yeah, perfectly,

(10:29):
Yeah that No, No, I think I think sense of
humor is very very important, extremely important. Intelligence, very very
very very important. He's a good one. A security high
security in the you know sense sense of like they're
packing self esteem and self worth high on that. How

(10:50):
about honesty, that's a good one, right yeah? What about boob?
What does boobs fit in on the list? Where did
I get that? That needs to be like seven or
eight like diamond to show I don't want to be superficial,
but I mean there has to be you have to
be attracted to them first, right true? Yeah, dans for

(11:10):
both sexes, right yeah, like a bunte Elvis please say
something I think you lost about hot Dog down the hallway.
That that brought me back. That was That was clever
from Frog. Very nice. Okay, I think we're done now. Okay,

(11:33):
thank you, thank you Mr nin oh four OW you're welcome.
Good Bye, good bye fifteen minute morning Show