Don't Touch That

Gandhi showed off some of her desk decorations that she brought in and hope won’t get thrown away. Our friend Kim is on the podcast for a -not safe for work- conversation about grooming our butts.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Presents fifteen minute Morning Showing Show podcast. I'm here
with Danielle. You're scary. What about there's Scotty b Gandhi's
missing and her special against Kimberly Kim Kim Kim is here. Look,

(00:28):
Oh my god, it's so cool. I love it. She
could be charging for that, but she's just giving it away.
Ye know, she does charge on her website. Kind of
rude to say a woman is just giving it away.
She's just giving it away anyway. Um, so what says?
Kim Kim was at the old studio, but when she

(00:49):
walked in, we asked her what she thought of this DUDEO.
She's like, I mean, what what's wrong? It's syl like,
there's no there's no fingle dangle, there's no razzle dazzle. Yeah,
they don't razzle dazzle about street a little bit of
razzle dazzle. Yeah, we missed the razzle dazzle district. I
feel like we're going to grow into the place. I mean, yeah, yeah,

(01:13):
I don't know how to run that. There's all these buttons. Yeah,
who decided to show up for the podcast? Now? Can
you hear me. I said, we're gonna grow it. I
think we're gonna go into the place. It's only been
a week, so I feel like as time goes on,
they don't allow razzle dazzle. You know we have rules.
I mean they do. They have a style guide for
what you can and cannot have on your desk. Here downtown,
you could have a a body dead body splayed across

(01:36):
your desk. I brought in some flair today. Let's see
how long it lasts? Where is it on my desk?
Some razzle dazzle? Don't tell people just leaving? Can you
take to see what happens? Yeah, don't touch my little globe.
Don't want to touch it. You want to go show
the world your wrazzled dazzle. You run down there real quick.
Let's go wait here? Do we keep talking? Um? I

(01:57):
don't think you know we should have We should make
it where we can see what's coming into your camera.
Here we could see my razzle dashle. So first of all,
we have to walk a really long way to get there.
At least it seems really long where it wasn't before.
I'm uncomfortable with the camera behind me. Can it be
in front of me. So we're going and then we're

(02:19):
going this way and now this way. Okay, So this
apparently is what your desk is supposed to look like,
completely empty, black and white, boo boring. But when you
come over here we have things. So I have my
rock that someone made me with baby Yoda and I
love it. My hat from the Ohio State University where

(02:40):
I graduated from. I have a Create T shirt because
I love the office and Create specifically. Apparently people here
think I'm like Create terrible. And then here we have
my little globe. It says take on the world. My
mommy got it for me and I love it. And
then we have Yiel de grass Tyson and my self

(03:01):
my pens. By the way, who did this? Did you
see that? Idiot? That's what I call everyone. And then
apparently I got labeled at and then this amazing piece
of art work from tattoo Bob. It's strikingly uncanny. So
that's what's on my desk right now. We'll see how
long it lost. All right, do we go back to
the studio now? Do we have to like top of

(03:21):
the way, can we just put it? Look, look what's
happening here though? Scotty slowly making his mark. People are
moving in. I'm telling you, it's just a matter of
time before we were like make this place feel like
it's lived in. I'm excited for it and the way
we go, Okay, you need to get rid of that. No, no,

(03:42):
she's not gonna use the audio. You missed the conversation
we're having in here. What happened in here? Well, so
you guys went down to take a tour of your flair, yes,
and so we had a conversation and Nate says out loud,
what are we gonna do? Now? Just sit here and
pull our pud again with the and then kimber to Kim,
and Kim Kim's is, uh, what's what a dumb word? Well,

(04:04):
that's what we were basically doing. Because you're not going
to use that audio, right, so we're just left here.
She could use the audio, though she wanted to write, ye,
but I got it for this for people listening. Garrett
might use it for the audio portion because there is
no visuals on there, so because these cameras are running. No,

(04:25):
but if you're listening to the podcast on I Heart
radio or wherever you're listening to your podcasts. You may
be listening to the PUD conversation. It's almost like a
split feed. You almost have to watch it and listen
to it, and you get two different takes. Different choose
your own ending. Choose it's like Dragon's Layer, Yeah, choose
your own adventure. Yeah. And and god, do you miss
the part where Scotti told us he used to go

(04:45):
to sleep away camp and get turned on by Dr Ruth. Yeah,
under the car, under the cover, he's touching himself. I
didn't touch. I didn't touch myself. I just watched it grow.
You touch that guy what's his name? No use? You
know used to diddle the boy across the street. Michael,

(05:05):
We just stop it? Is that true? Though? There wasn't diddling.
They just played with each other's balls. Well, listened to
your Dr Ruth. Didn't we all do something like that
when we were in I still we all do what
we play with the neighbor's balls. Have a measuring sessions.
I talked about this vain, Yeah, scary, scary. How did

(05:28):
your measuring session go? Like? Did everybody measure there? And
did you put them next to each other to see
who was longer? No, it was only encouraged I don't
know where they were kids. Did you like going to
Grandma's house and you're like marking on the walls except
us like a table, dumbest conversation station. It's your little
scary time to measure your balls against the table. You're

(05:53):
up there, tighten. Can we talk about something wholesome? Know
where we go? Anyway? Where were we? Hey? Did you
see that story that picking your nose can cause Alzheimer's?
Were talking about this on the show picking your nose
and don't pull nose hairsh I do that all the time.

(06:14):
It leaves a hole in your nose and the germs
are you gonna get? Your nose is supposed to be
a filter for all the things that can kill you.
With those nose hairs? What to do with them? You
can clip them, do not pull them out by the
root because it needs a hole in your nose and
disease can get I do that all the time. Don't
do that. Well, But if I'm sitting here right now,
this one hanging out, I just go don't. I don't bassically,

(06:38):
don't use nose hair trimmers because that's not what we said. Yes,
you should not trim, you shouldn't pull them out. They
cut the rip it from the root. This is the
boring conversation. Back to speaking of hair, I will say
one place, Scotty b what you need to start trimming
your hair? Where is your butt crack? How do you

(07:01):
how do you do not see this today? Is that
why you pulled a hair into your mouth earlier? Wait?
How do you know his book? Because I walked out
of the studio and Scott's trying to get toner or
paper into the printer and bent over and it was
full plumber smile. Well, I mean, my jeans just keep
getting looser and looser. I can't help it. And so

(07:23):
all I saw was that vertical smile and a lot
of hair coming out of there. Every once in a while,
while I'm doing the front, I'll reach around with the
razor and hit the back, but I can't see. Get
the camera on that, and are talking like a caterpillar
in your crack. I don't think it's bad, Sporadic, hold on,
let me bend over and fix this. Its not safe
for work. N s w oh, yeah, to watch it?

(07:49):
How bad? It's not bad? Have you seen worse? Oh?
I'm just feeling. Nate has an extremely hairy. Pite do
I've actually said that I can't growing on many parts
of my body, but my ass is like the rainfor so,
why are you giving me ship? This is the worst podcast.
I will not ask my follow up questions. I mean, no,

(08:10):
I know you don't. You don't keep it well groomed
because I know I let I know someone you guys know.
I'm not gonna say the name, but if he pulls
his pants down, it looks like Don King's head. Really sure,
it's not. I'm working. So when I was in the
hospital that time and I couldn't groom for like three weeks,
I was also on steroids which make your hair grow

(08:30):
like crazy, and when I finally got home, like I
need a weed whacker back there. This is the grossest
crazy I was wing. Do we have a guest to
be our grossest? Hey? I think we even worse lately?
Hold on, what was your question? I might allow to
ask it was there a dingleberry problem? Uh? But you

(08:52):
you asked her to ask. That's not got his fault. Really,
when I give there was potential, there was potential. So
I just got in the shower and just the worst
of all the berries, like this berry sounds like it
would be delicious, but just so much. Has anybody ever

(09:15):
actually tried a poison berry? Yes, they're very elusive. You
know what I want to try out, huckleberry. Where do
you get a huckleberry in a pie? Remember? I had
a huckleberry. This is the most boring, sick, stupid. Can
we just call it the Monday and end it now?
Do you mind if we end this now? Everyone's thinking
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