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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis Presents fifteen minute morning show, talk about the band
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Girls Home that my mom would dressed about my dickhead dadda.
I know I respect him so much for it because
I probably was really difficult contested in the cash camera.
Dick head Dad, dick head Dad? Are we rolling? It
looks like is roll Deanna is wrong? Because back and
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I am rolling here? So hello, Brody, I'm here, I'm here,
Garret's there too? You okay? Here we go, all right
for three to one? All right, what do we want
to talk about today? You know, it's funny everybody goes like, hey,
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what do you guys plan about? This is us planning
right now. Planning is being done live. We're so good
at conversing that we don't need to plan these conversations out.
That's what it is. It's not laziness. That's why some
of the podcasts suck really bad, and we say, don't
listen to this. One's got both they're so cute. So's
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he Andrew? Right, yep, meeting. Do you guys do baby
voices at the dogs at home? Brody? Or is it
just regular human talk? No? No, no, No, everyone who
has pets talks to their animals with silly, dopey voice.
I hate it. I'm not an animal. I have a cat.
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I have a female cat and a male cat, and
it's um uh mama and Papa. I go, hey, mama,
what you doing? Mama? Hey fa fa what you doing papa?
It's so stupid. Yeah. Every time I go to try
to get cushed out of his cage, I'm like, Hi, Cushy,
how are you doing? How are you that? Brandon doesn't
do that, does he? He does? He was like, Usher's
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how you doing? I'm like, who are you? Oh my god?
This is awesome? Like a baby. Yeah, do you do
that with Sawyer? I don't think I've ever talked in
a normal voice with Sawyer. If I'm angry, you know,
I raised it up and I yell all those like soy, soy,
who's a good boy boy? Yeah, it's so cute. I
think if I saw someone talking to their dog like
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an adult human, I'd be weirded out by it, like
why are you doing that? That's a dog? Like like
dogs for instance. Don't isn't it the tone that you take.
It's not so much what you say it's the tone
that you take with the dog with whether it does
what you tell it to or not. Right, Yeah, okay,
you could. You could make his ass shake like crazy
just by saying I'm not giving you any dinner tonight.
But if you say I'm not giving you any Danner
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right right, you could tell. But if you say it's
you know, we think. We played a game on the
Morning show a long time ago doggie talk or baby talk,
and we captured sound of people talking to their babies
or talking to their dogs, and we found out it's
one and the same, same type of voice. I would
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definitely be cuter to my dog than my baby. I
think training like learn learn this, learn how I talk.
Now I have a question for Gandhi and Danielle. Yes,
I understand talking this way to dogs and cats, but
you really use baby talk doggy voice to your lizards? Yep?
Oh yeah, it's lizard has the softest little belly and
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his feet feel so cute when they're walking up your
hand or your arm like he's just adorable, even when
he's being a butt hole and his is at me.
I don't care. I'm like, I know you, so what
use I do? And I always think, hey, Tonky, good morning.
Do you want crickets? Are you ready for Mommy to
feed you rick kids? And I always tell him just
remember who takes the best care of you in the house,
this lady. Alrighty, these more animals. They used to be
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the kings of the jungle. And so Tanka has a
Halloween costs. You get the hell out right now. I
love it. That little scarf. They keep fighting me on it.
He's fighting me on it. When you showed me that,
I'm like, he's not going to wear that. He's gonna wear.
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Let me tell you, I will get this on him somehow.
Get on when he's sleeping room. Yes, I'll find I'll
find it on Amazon. You can anything. There's also know
there's listening. There's a place you can get hoodies for
bearded dragons. So I try to find a hoodie for
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my chameleon. They don't have them for chameleon, so I'm
gonna try to get him into a hoodie for a
beard to dragon. This spends their day making little old
hoodies for smalls. I can find a hedgehog costume, yes
out the best like can you can the hedgehog costume
and the bear the dragon costume be the same costume
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it is. Can you see it? You don't do that,
by the way you get the it was nine waste
of nine dollars. No, it wasn't. He's not going to
wear it. He is that he's going to look at
durable things. He has never been because if you try
to jam down on his head and on his legs,
if he had teeth, he bite you. Let me tell
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you something. They are deep sleepers, where like you can
poke them and they don't wake up. Get him when
he's sleep You can hear an acorn fall in my
driveway and it would wait. He sleeps very sundly. So
I'm going to put it on Amazon. I'm getting a
costume for my trousers snake. So I just looked up
the bearded dragon costume and you know they have questions
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about the costume. Can this work on a hamster? Why
are the people who asked that question? And get him
out of the cage so you can see him. Hold on,
I could get cushed, but he won't be happy. Please
go get cushed. Your trousers snake costume is a thimball.
Just get that where where they're getting their friends they're
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getting their little babies. Oh my god, I can't believe
that we're actually making customize costumes. Cute on him, Daniel,
try and put the hair. I love him. Let's see,
if you were on the subway and saw that, you'd
want to kill it. Well, it's not You're not going
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to get him on the subway. What you know? Not?
Shut up? God, Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Keep
holding him up to the screen. I have to take
a picture for you. Oh my god. Why he's so
cute though he's I think he just has resigned to
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the fact that he's being utterly humiliated. He loves him.
Look and he looks great. He looks does look pretty good.
But he looks awesome, looks like I'm so jealous. I
just tried to get coush out and he completely changed.
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He's got all his spots. Now he's piste off. He
looks like a little dinosaur. I can't find the when
I with the scar. So another review, it got four
out of five stars. It goes cute but a little dragon,
but a little big for my six month old dragon.
This well, yeah, now I have to do a whole
photo sho Oh my god, I'm loving this. This is
my favorite podcast. He doesn't. Oh my god, what do
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you think he is thinking right now? Stuff? He's like, mommy,
from me, seriously, this is ridiculous. What's happening on the podcast? Wait?
Can you see his eyes? Yea to dragon costume? The
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side you take the side of you that's cuter. Yeah,
he looks piste there. Oh god, were bearded Danielle educated.
We're bearded dragons from I don't know. Look at his
tail strely from the start. Oh, it's like I think
it's considered the side is. But he's I tell you,
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he's got a great personality. He's very loving and he's
he's a very good boy. Shut up. What makes a
great personality and a bearded dragon? He just is like
very like he let you hold him. He climbs up
on you, he climbs on things. He doesn't give kisses.
I wanted to train him to do this, but he
also he know, he doesn't roll over. There is there
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is one on Instagram a beard a dragon that um
she has taught him to come like, oh my god,
you guys Scotty where they put the cricket and say
come on, come on? Yeah, And he's so cute. When
he eats his crickets, he turns his head outsideways and
sometimes I'll feed it to him and he goes, look
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it's Cush. Okay, he's getting big, getting big. Good luck
getting a costume on him. He will not You can
see the side I right now. He hates everything that's happening.
But his spots are not out, which is good. Like
he's angry, yeah, jealous of the hat. Now are you do, Tanka?
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You stunka looking. Don't see your friends, Cush, Oh my god,
but there are people right now. But hold on a
checond so that hat can actually be worn by Cush.
They look around the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're
not the same size at all. Tonka is way bigger
than he's Tonkas like seven years old or eight years old.
Talca was like this big when I got him. Oh
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he was tiny. You've had Tonka for that long. H
But you see how how comfortable he is. He's got
his little pois, little boys. Not too much cush Um.
He takes a second once you get him out to
be comfortable. Like right now his little foot is dangling.
Get up there, I gotta get some foot to do this.
I don't have this in my life right now? Do
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you like he's yelling? He's yelling? Is it making a sound? Gandhi? Yeah,
he does this little thing where he goes. He kind
of hisses. So I started to hiss back at him,
and he there goes again. Do it? I'm taking self,
you see that. I want to hear it so badly.
Into the are nothing like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.
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If Jurassic Park was like this, there wouldn't have been
a movie. I don't know. Are they amphibians? These are reptiles.
He's going to get extra crickets today from putting up
his mother. I give you. Does he just crap when
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he wants or does he like? Will he crap in
your hand? No? He won't go Well, he has crapped
on me before. That's not true. He has. But normally
he's like walking around the rug and he'll take a crap.
I'm like, really, now you do it? But he he
poops in his cage and I and of course I
am so like right on it. I have three different
rugs for him, so I changed one out right away
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and I wash it and I clean everything. Oh yeah,
he's got it made. Oh look at Cosh claiming. This
is really just talking ship right now, because usually when
he gets mad, he totally changes. Like you can see
his body. Oh you're gonna do it now, yell at me? What?
His body puffs up. He's puffing up his chin and
then he gets these spots song. He keeps puffing his chest.
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I don't like to give you a crazy I think
is actually cold blooded, because like, why do you say
that you could sleep a lasterday. You were supposed to
watch a movie, but you said you fell asleep. I did,
and so like I feel like you just need to
recharge your batteries. You come in here, you get warm,
you eat, and then you go back and go home
and go to sleep. Yeah, when the temperature drops, he
just bruminates. And springtime he comes out of hibernation and
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he just eats everything. I don't have the stimulus that
you guys will have. Look at this. I mean, you
guys have other creatures other than dogs and cats, and
you're dressing them up in Halloween costumes. This is all
next level ship scared. You have a collection of old radios,
Maybe you could put a hat on one of those
one of those. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I had a
turtle when I was a kid. How old did he
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grow to? I like turtles. I think Kermit only got
to be about We had Kermit for I think two
or three years. That's it. Well, then Kermit got sick
and his shell started to turn a different color, and
so yeah, then we had to take Kermit, which we
found out was actually a female to the vet, upset
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that she had a frog's name that her whole life.
I have a story. You guys can't judge me too
much for the story, because I meant well and it
didn't happen. And you need to know that going in.
My sister had a hamster growing up, and about fifteen
years ago or so, it got really sick and it
was like slowly passing away, but in a very painful,
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tortuous kind of way. So when a crying panic, I
offered to run over him with my car, but to
put him out of his misery, to put him out
of his misery, because the vet we went to wasn't
going to euthanize him. They wouldn't do it for hamsters.
But this poor thing was like suffering to death. And
then I cried behind the wheel too much and I
couldn't do it. But there were no tall buildings around.
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I couldn't see it. Stop. The fourth thing, don't worry.
We found another vet an hour later, an hour away,
and go to sleep. Someone else to kill him. That's good.
That's the happy ending. Are you now saying that dog's
pet shouldn't be then eyes if they need to be
put down? Dog dad, I didn't euthanize my seventeen year
old aaughter. I'm not saying you have to, but you
know it's a regular thing, right And telling the story,
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You're like, I was gonna run it over, but luckily
we found a doctor, but I didn't. The doctor random
over money if you just ran it over. Yeah, By
the way, when my time comes and I'm not like,
run me over, I got you. I got I got
a runaway beard a dragon. I'll be back. Were almost
out of time, but we did have another topic that
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we'll I guess we'll get to tomorrow's podcast, so we'll
save that. Um. I was fascinated by a tweet I
got yesterday. A woman said, oh my god, I found
you guys by accident on video doing ther fifteen minute
morning show podcast and I'm completely, like enamored by it,
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and I've been watching. I've been bidging episodes like crazy
who knew? So that leads me to believe there's so
many people that have not even discovered this fifteen minute
morning show podcast. So if you're watching this right now,
tell a friend, share the link, do something. But we're everywhere,
right everywhere, YouTube, I G, t V, and Facebook watch.
That's our little promo to to kind of expand the
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audience of this the most. You know, I'm excited. No,
I'm just saying it's a little informational. If you're listening
to this watching it, you're really missing out. How did
today's episode even make sense? Oh? Danielle, Danielle is running
off to something. I think talk is getting into some ship. Yeah.
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I mean, if I'm listening to this on our radio,
I don't have the video portion. I feel like I'd
be left out of something. Oh Cat, what happened? Oh
my god? Was that? Did we almost watch an animal murder? Yes? God? Alright?
Is that? What almost happened? Is Tnka out and Kitty Cat?
I don't know if that was digny cheaper than the vet?
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What happened? So I forgot that the cat was here
in down here, and I had talker walking around, and
the cat all of a sudden was like, oh my god.
I said, oh, the cat knows he's here, and he
was ready to pounce. So I had to get rid
of the cats. The cat attack, well, the cat I
think would snack him around a little bit. I'm not
sure what he would do, but so I don't know
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if he tried to eat him, So we don't want
to attempt that. Thank you. Oh well, that's all we have.
I think we're good, all right, everybody, all right, that's it.
By the way, it looks like Deanna stopped recording a
long time ago. I don't blame her. As a matter
of fact, I didn't even think I got the promo
thing on there because I think the screen collapsed. Well,
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I think Minute Morning Show