July 26, 2022 • 10 mins
We all take the driver's test to see if we would pass today's test! What was the last lie you told someone?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents Minute Morning Show. Okay, who wants to do
(00:27):
the driver's test? Oh? Should do it all right? Different
state right? Correct? Yes, this is the written test before
you take your sample questions. Yeah. So, for instance, gandhi,
if another vehicle is passing you on the left, you
should blank until the vehicle has safely passed you a
pull over and stop be slow down slightly and keep
(00:50):
to the left. See increase your speed and keep to
the right, or d slow down slightly and stay centered
in your lane. Now, well, I would like to choose
speed up. Yeah, I know what. I'm supposed to slow
down and stay to the right so that they can
pass me. That wasn't an option, That's what he said.
Slightly and stay centerity where is give him the finger?
(01:16):
I want to say, I want to they can't get
back in line. Are absolutely gonna be just over the top. Yeah, okay,
here's here's one scary for for better visibility and fog
rain or snow, use interior lights, emergency lights, high beam
(01:38):
headlights or low beam headlights are you thinking about because
it should be high beam lobeam. But my tendency is
to go for the high beams. But no, it's wrong
because fog. If you if you put your high beams
on and fog, it'll bounce back by I'm gonna go
with low beams on this. It's trick question. Yeah, that's
not act question to your question. It's a question a
(02:01):
millionaire he like talked his way. So I think if
you think, if you think it through rationally, logically, you'll
come up with the right answer every t Unless you
don't know that high beams bounce off fogg. It goes
the more of Yeah, but if you're a new driver,
you've never seen that before. Question, that's a knowledge question.
He still got it right. Yeah, let him thank you
(02:27):
much better. So, Danielle, which of these following statements about
work zones is false? Speed up? Ay? You must obey
a flag person's directions. Be The fine for speeding in
the work zone is doubled only when workers are there.
See some work zones are mobile or d work zone
(02:47):
warning signs are often posted ahead of the work zone.
I'm gonna say b B Yeah, that only if someone's there.
Very good drivers, you shouldn't be that excited about knowing
what you do every day. Um, and she has she
has the emoji on her head. So uh, Scotty, Yes,
(03:10):
you may not pass a vehicle on the left if
A your lane has a broken white center line. B
your lane has a solid yellow center line, see you
are far away from a curve. Or D your lane
has a broken yellow center line. B you may not
pass up it as a solid yellow. Very good. Ye,
(03:32):
well I took her. I took our driver's hays not
that long ago for the bus. So this is still
pretty fresh from its yellow. Broken yellow means you can
pass in the other direction, but that's broken white, no
broken yellows if you got to go onto the other
side into oncoming trafic, but that's yeah, yeah, And there's
usually two lines that indicates, you know, the one side
can pass whatever. Um okay, So that one's pretty easy.
(03:59):
Uh hang on, give me one a second here talking
amongst you. So here, this one's very challenging because I
don't know this. It's the less froggy. In New York City.
The speed limit is blank except where otherwise posted. Forty
(04:20):
fifty five an hour, twenty five miles per hour, or
thirty five miles in New York City. New York City
on regular streets right, not on the highway unless posted.
I mean, I have no idea, I've never I mean,
I'm gonna go with thirty five and the one non
New Yorker right, it's not no, it's correct. Didn't they
(04:45):
like do a whole big campaign like twenty five between
twenty five and thirty five. Twenty five, if you get
hit by a car, you can survive, but thirty five
not so much. I don't know. We'll see here. Like
this question I'm about to give you, it's it's kind
of fucked up because you don't really know this. You
just do it, right, Okay, So Garrett, in New York State,
(05:05):
the way, I was a C plus student in my
entire life. This has nothing to do with that. In
New York State, vehicles approaching from Actually it kind of does.
When you hear the question. In New York State, vehicles
approaching from either direction must stop at least blank feet
from a stopped school bus with its red lights flashing.
How the fund do you know that? I should know that,
but I don't see fifteen feet five ft or ten ft.
(05:34):
I don't know very good. But like that's such a
particular thing, right, Like you just stopped to study that,
like who is going to get a ticket where the
cop pulls out of tape measuring? So sorry, your he
does the same apply for like ice cream trucks because
they have the same like stop selling when they play.
(05:55):
I don't think that's recognized by these states. Should be Okay,
everybody knows this one. Everybody knows this one. Sorry, some
of these are really easy, but it looks like he's
an evil villain from like an X Men. This is okay, Okay,
here Brodie. At railroad crossing, flashing red lights, lowered crossing gates,
(06:19):
or ringing bells mean that you must stop at least
fifteen feet from the railroad tracks. You must change lanes,
you must slow down and proceed with caution, or a
train has just passed. You must stopt before. Yeah, very good, Okay, yeah,
these are quite simple. Okay, all right, but it had
but it's the same thing like when Danielle was on
the game show and like she had a simple question, right,
(06:41):
you know what I mean? So when you get to
the driver's set, take the driver's test, panic exactly. Yeah.
I don't know if you can tell by the zoom room,
but I'm bored by the way, still one of the
funniest scenes of television history. If you have a chance.
From No, No, let's end it right now from the
(07:06):
TV show Taxi and Christopher Lloyd who plays a drug
addict and he's trying to cheat on the test, and
so his co workers are off to the side at
the table and he's trying to get them to tell
him what a yellow light means. So he says, what
does a yellow light mean? And they look and they
go slow down, and he goes, what does a yellow
(07:26):
light mean? And they go slow down, and he keeps
slowing down because he's, you know, an idiot. You have
to see the scene. Google it. I guess you had
to be there. Mash Yeah, all right, anybody else, I'm
feeling very emily in parish right, look great, nice parade. Okay,
nobody that's listening can see any of this ship if
they're not, if they're not watching it Spotify radio or
(07:50):
something not necessarily not order because Gandhi and I are
having too much fun with the filters, to be honest,
More people watch it on YouTube. I Got Pizza on
my Head podcast. You sounding like a hater because you
don't have filters pretty piste because my my freaking computer,
his machine, as he called this machine is not capable,
(08:14):
meaning get a new computer capable. It means you're a loser.
That I literally have a like a six year old
think pad from the last station I was at. This
thing takes it, so this does yours have? My computer
is at least twelve years old. It works, Piggy is
still Maybe it's because it's a math. We done now?
(08:39):
You checked out like five minutes ago. No, we got
a lot of time left. I mean, whatever you want.
I had something, anybody else have anything? I think I
had to have a question. So when I was with
my cousins and Sedona, we're playing that game Privacy, which
was super fun with them. One of the questions was,
when's the last time you lied? Oh? Anyone want to
confess ten years ago? Damn it just now? I think
(09:05):
I lie every day. I think we all have little
white lies every day, right Like, anytime Idy ask me
how you doing, I'm fine, that's a lie. Have you
ever thrown someone for a loop and said freaking awful?
They don't know what to say out? Well, okay, it's
so funny. I walked into Scotty studio the other day
and I go, how you doing. Scotty goes fucking miserable,
(09:28):
happily like that, and I walked out, Yeah, and then
I walked out like good here, and I'm out, Um,
I don't know. I think we all lie every day, right,
I think we lie every day. I so trying to
think if I lied today about something. I don't think
I have yet, but the day is young. I when
I was in Sidona, I was posting pictures and all
(09:49):
these people are like, oh my god, it's so beautiful,
and I would write back like, oh I wish you
were here, lie, I didn't wish anybody there. I don't
even know what I said. I might have didn't wish
anybody was there. It was a perfect group. I don't
know why was saying it, but I was just trying
to be nice and it was stupid. I was lying, Well,
it's kind of one of those things you say just
to be nice, right, yeah, why yeah? But I like
thumbs up. What about when somebody says miss you and
(10:11):
you're like, yeah, I miss you too, and you're like,
no one else's gonna block us, bye bye bye. I
can't take it. Seriously, when we look like the fifteen
minute morning show,
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents Minute Morning Show. Okay, who wants to do
(00:27):
the driver's test? Oh? Should do it all right? Different
state right? Correct? Yes, this is the written test before
you take your sample questions. Yeah. So, for instance, gandhi,
if another vehicle is passing you on the left, you
should blank until the vehicle has safely passed you a
pull over and stop be slow down slightly and keep
(00:50):
to the left. See increase your speed and keep to
the right, or d slow down slightly and stay centered
in your lane. Now, well, I would like to choose
speed up. Yeah, I know what. I'm supposed to slow
down and stay to the right so that they can
pass me. That wasn't an option, That's what he said.
Slightly and stay centerity where is give him the finger?
(01:16):
I want to say, I want to they can't get
back in line. Are absolutely gonna be just over the top. Yeah, okay,
here's here's one scary for for better visibility and fog
rain or snow, use interior lights, emergency lights, high beam
(01:38):
headlights or low beam headlights are you thinking about because
it should be high beam lobeam. But my tendency is
to go for the high beams. But no, it's wrong
because fog. If you if you put your high beams
on and fog, it'll bounce back by I'm gonna go
with low beams on this. It's trick question. Yeah, that's
not act question to your question. It's a question a
(02:01):
millionaire he like talked his way. So I think if
you think, if you think it through rationally, logically, you'll
come up with the right answer every t Unless you
don't know that high beams bounce off fogg. It goes
the more of Yeah, but if you're a new driver,
you've never seen that before. Question, that's a knowledge question.
He still got it right. Yeah, let him thank you
(02:27):
much better. So, Danielle, which of these following statements about
work zones is false? Speed up? Ay? You must obey
a flag person's directions. Be The fine for speeding in
the work zone is doubled only when workers are there.
See some work zones are mobile or d work zone
(02:47):
warning signs are often posted ahead of the work zone.
I'm gonna say b B Yeah, that only if someone's there.
Very good drivers, you shouldn't be that excited about knowing
what you do every day. Um, and she has she
has the emoji on her head. So uh, Scotty, Yes,
(03:10):
you may not pass a vehicle on the left if
A your lane has a broken white center line. B
your lane has a solid yellow center line, see you
are far away from a curve. Or D your lane
has a broken yellow center line. B you may not
pass up it as a solid yellow. Very good. Ye,
(03:32):
well I took her. I took our driver's hays not
that long ago for the bus. So this is still
pretty fresh from its yellow. Broken yellow means you can
pass in the other direction, but that's broken white, no
broken yellows if you got to go onto the other
side into oncoming trafic, but that's yeah, yeah, And there's
usually two lines that indicates, you know, the one side
can pass whatever. Um okay, So that one's pretty easy.
(03:59):
Uh hang on, give me one a second here talking
amongst you. So here, this one's very challenging because I
don't know this. It's the less froggy. In New York City.
The speed limit is blank except where otherwise posted. Forty
(04:20):
fifty five an hour, twenty five miles per hour, or
thirty five miles in New York City. New York City
on regular streets right, not on the highway unless posted.
I mean, I have no idea, I've never I mean,
I'm gonna go with thirty five and the one non
New Yorker right, it's not no, it's correct. Didn't they
(04:45):
like do a whole big campaign like twenty five between
twenty five and thirty five. Twenty five, if you get
hit by a car, you can survive, but thirty five
not so much. I don't know. We'll see here. Like
this question I'm about to give you, it's it's kind
of fucked up because you don't really know this. You
just do it, right, Okay, So Garrett, in New York State,
(05:05):
the way, I was a C plus student in my
entire life. This has nothing to do with that. In
New York State, vehicles approaching from Actually it kind of does.
When you hear the question. In New York State, vehicles
approaching from either direction must stop at least blank feet
from a stopped school bus with its red lights flashing.
How the fund do you know that? I should know that,
but I don't see fifteen feet five ft or ten ft.
(05:34):
I don't know very good. But like that's such a
particular thing, right, Like you just stopped to study that,
like who is going to get a ticket where the
cop pulls out of tape measuring? So sorry, your he
does the same apply for like ice cream trucks because
they have the same like stop selling when they play.
(05:55):
I don't think that's recognized by these states. Should be Okay,
everybody knows this one. Everybody knows this one. Sorry, some
of these are really easy, but it looks like he's
an evil villain from like an X Men. This is okay, Okay,
here Brodie. At railroad crossing, flashing red lights, lowered crossing gates,
(06:19):
or ringing bells mean that you must stop at least
fifteen feet from the railroad tracks. You must change lanes,
you must slow down and proceed with caution, or a
train has just passed. You must stopt before. Yeah, very good, Okay, yeah,
these are quite simple. Okay, all right, but it had
but it's the same thing like when Danielle was on
the game show and like she had a simple question, right,
(06:41):
you know what I mean? So when you get to
the driver's set, take the driver's test, panic exactly. Yeah.
I don't know if you can tell by the zoom room,
but I'm bored by the way, still one of the
funniest scenes of television history. If you have a chance.
From No, No, let's end it right now from the
(07:06):
TV show Taxi and Christopher Lloyd who plays a drug
addict and he's trying to cheat on the test, and
so his co workers are off to the side at
the table and he's trying to get them to tell
him what a yellow light means. So he says, what
does a yellow light mean? And they look and they
go slow down, and he goes, what does a yellow
(07:26):
light mean? And they go slow down, and he keeps
slowing down because he's, you know, an idiot. You have
to see the scene. Google it. I guess you had
to be there. Mash Yeah, all right, anybody else, I'm
feeling very emily in parish right, look great, nice parade. Okay,
nobody that's listening can see any of this ship if
they're not, if they're not watching it Spotify radio or
(07:50):
something not necessarily not order because Gandhi and I are
having too much fun with the filters, to be honest,
More people watch it on YouTube. I Got Pizza on
my Head podcast. You sounding like a hater because you
don't have filters pretty piste because my my freaking computer,
his machine, as he called this machine is not capable,
(08:14):
meaning get a new computer capable. It means you're a loser.
That I literally have a like a six year old
think pad from the last station I was at. This
thing takes it, so this does yours have? My computer
is at least twelve years old. It works, Piggy is
still Maybe it's because it's a math. We done now?
(08:39):
You checked out like five minutes ago. No, we got
a lot of time left. I mean, whatever you want.
I had something, anybody else have anything? I think I
had to have a question. So when I was with
my cousins and Sedona, we're playing that game Privacy, which
was super fun with them. One of the questions was,
when's the last time you lied? Oh? Anyone want to
confess ten years ago? Damn it just now? I think
(09:05):
I lie every day. I think we all have little
white lies every day, right Like, anytime Idy ask me
how you doing, I'm fine, that's a lie. Have you
ever thrown someone for a loop and said freaking awful?
They don't know what to say out? Well, okay, it's
so funny. I walked into Scotty studio the other day
and I go, how you doing. Scotty goes fucking miserable,
(09:28):
happily like that, and I walked out, Yeah, and then
I walked out like good here, and I'm out, Um,
I don't know. I think we all lie every day, right,
I think we lie every day. I so trying to
think if I lied today about something. I don't think
I have yet, but the day is young. I when
I was in Sidona, I was posting pictures and all
(09:49):
these people are like, oh my god, it's so beautiful,
and I would write back like, oh I wish you
were here, lie, I didn't wish anybody there. I don't
even know what I said. I might have didn't wish
anybody was there. It was a perfect group. I don't
know why was saying it, but I was just trying
to be nice and it was stupid. I was lying, Well,
it's kind of one of those things you say just
to be nice, right, yeah, why yeah? But I like
thumbs up. What about when somebody says miss you and
(10:11):
you're like, yeah, I miss you too, and you're like,
no one else's gonna block us, bye bye bye. I
can't take it. Seriously, when we look like the fifteen
minute morning show,
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