November 27, 2019 • 6 mins
Last few minutes before we leave for Thanksgiving break. Elvis has to clean the house , and we talk about why we can't do a show.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show. Well,
here we go the official Thanksgiving Eve edition of the
fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Hi guys, Well, since I'm
in my house in Santa Fe, I'm downstairs in the kitchen,
(00:24):
I don't have the camera, so I don't know who
is on the podcast table. Well, right now we have
me scary Uh, David Brody, Hello, Garrett, Danielle, and Gandhi
is sauntering back into the room. He comes. Well, so
I'm learning. What are the cool things about working from home?
Is you can do home things while you're working. So
(00:45):
I'm downstairs in the kitchen cleaning the sauce off off
the stove. You know what I'm saying. I've got a
load of laundry in there, and I've got this stuff
is hard to get off, and I've got some dishes
in the dishes washer. I'm doing okay, okay, anyway, so
you know, let's just do a show and uh, you know,
(01:05):
I'm here if you need me. Is that the kitchen
dishwasher or the bedroom one? I don't have a dishwasher
in my bedroom, Brood, I know someone who does. You
fired him? Oh what, Brodie? I don't know why you
think I live this boogie bougee life. Is a simple man,
I said, an elevator in his house. I went from
(01:26):
his kitchen to his bedroom. That guy was boost remember
he broke. Hey, listen, one thing I do have to say,
No one's at this house a lot. I do have
to go around to each bathroom and flush the toilets
and run the water well, so maybe someone knows. I
think it has to do with the gaskets drying out
or something you got. Does anyone know? I've never heard
it was one toilet in one bedroom. I was actually
(01:53):
superintendent that. Because I don't use my washer dryer in
my apartment, I'm supposed to clean the pipes by running
the wash every like three weeks or so, run a cycle.
I really do think it has something to do with Yeah,
I think there's a related problem. Maybe get plenty of that.
I think it's the the accumulation of gas in the elbow,
(02:15):
like the Yeah, you have to get the gas out.
Gotta be honest, I don't know anything about it. I'll
believe anything and everything. Okay, it's also the fragilator has
to be looped. Now you're now you're falling ship. So see,
this is my first time to actually work out of
the house. Have you guys ever worked out of the
house before? I guess you haven't. You have to be
in the studio. Never. I always wanted to get one
(02:36):
of a studio at home, but never I've never installed
one time. It's kind of great because you can run
downstairs and get a snack real quick, or right now,
I'm doing laundry. This is great. Well, I actually have
done commercials at my house a microphone set up, But
the problem with that is they then depend on you
for it and they expected of you next time. So
(02:57):
when I'm home at three o'clock in the afternoon, they're like,
wait a second, you have a microphone set up, and
they start to take advantage of me recording things while
I'm at home. So when you just said that you
do commercials at home, I pickture you doing a commercial
for everything you take out of the fridge for yourself, Like, oh,
I'm gonna have some chunky soup souper. It's like a
meal so good, I'm scary or whatever I just pulled out.
(03:18):
I'm oputting a can of soup for myself. Now I
gotta tell you stove is now sparkly clean. The first
forty people that call me on my cell phone get
adorable camera. Do you have to feed the Jonas brothers, Elvis? Oh, no,
see the Jonas. Here's the thing about goldfish or what
are these piranha? What are they coy Uh during the
(03:39):
winter when it's cold outside, you're not supposed to feed them.
They're supposed to just sit there kind of They're they're
just they're they're not really moving. Fist hybernate. I guess
you see, when I moved into this house, I inherited
seven toilets and three corns, so I'm learning slowly how
to keep them all alive. Why are you laughing? Because
he started this podcast saying I'm not bougie. Now you're
(04:01):
talking about your coy pond. Luckily you keep it separated
from your shark tank. Okay, so there is no shark tank.
But now, before we started this podcast, the idea was
we were going to do like Nate usually does, He'll go, oh,
it's the holiday weekend. Oh we're having technical difficulties by
and just leave and not give you fifteen minutes. I
(04:22):
commend you for doing this and giving the fifteen minutes. Well, no,
we did come up with another idea. We want to
go around the table and find out from each and
every one of you why you don't think we should
be doing a podcast right now. Gandhi probably has the
best reason. We'll go to her first. Gandhi, why why
should you not be doing a podcast? I got a
flight to catch on the busiest travel day of the year.
I get it. It's it's time for me to go
all right, what about you? Who's next? I'll go next? Well,
(04:45):
I have a flight to catch on the busiest holiday
of the year. But I had so much food from
Virgil's barbecue. I need to go to the bathroom. So
I don't want to do this podcast. If you're if
you're here at the house, you can borrow microphone. I could.
I would have a tough time to side which bathroom news?
What about you? I have an appearance. I gotta give
away jingle ball tickets at Calandra's Mediterranean grill at. I'm sorry,
(05:11):
I have just slipped. Okay, what about you, Garrett? What
are you doing? I see I really can't talk about why.
I got to get home right now on Monday. I
promise I'll tell you why I had to run home.
But I have to run home. Also, Garrett's giving me
a ride to the airport. Yes, and I have to
give gan to your ride to the airport. I love
the mystery. Okay, I love that. Uh And who's laughing? Oh, Daniel,
(05:32):
why do you have to get out early? My mom
is waiting for me at home because we want to
go shopping at the mall. I know, but it's your mom,
the one of the most important people in your life
that I'm trying to come up. And I think my
excuse for not doing the whole podcast is I need
to strip the beds and put them in the washing machine.
Oh okay, I'm doing laundry. I'm doing laundrees. I'm afraid
(05:53):
if I don't leave soon, I may eat more. With
that said, how much of the fifteen minutes we're done,
we've done? Now, let's see nine, We've done about six
eight minutes. Okay, I think that's overhead. So do all
do we all agree? It's okay to go ahead and
have a happy Thanksgiving. I can bring the music back
(06:14):
in to make it official. Bring the music back in.
It's gonna slowly come in, So just wrap it up.
There you go, I've got to have to go fold,
all right, my glamorous life look happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful
that we're all in each other's lives, and I hope
you have a wonderful holiday. I'll see you back your Monday.
Till then, I love you. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting show. Well,
here we go the official Thanksgiving Eve edition of the
fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Hi guys, Well, since I'm
in my house in Santa Fe, I'm downstairs in the kitchen,
(00:24):
I don't have the camera, so I don't know who
is on the podcast table. Well, right now we have
me scary Uh, David Brody, Hello, Garrett, Danielle, and Gandhi
is sauntering back into the room. He comes. Well, so
I'm learning. What are the cool things about working from home?
Is you can do home things while you're working. So
(00:45):
I'm downstairs in the kitchen cleaning the sauce off off
the stove. You know what I'm saying. I've got a
load of laundry in there, and I've got this stuff
is hard to get off, and I've got some dishes
in the dishes washer. I'm doing okay, okay, anyway, so
you know, let's just do a show and uh, you know,
(01:05):
I'm here if you need me. Is that the kitchen
dishwasher or the bedroom one? I don't have a dishwasher
in my bedroom, Brood, I know someone who does. You
fired him? Oh what, Brodie? I don't know why you
think I live this boogie bougee life. Is a simple man,
I said, an elevator in his house. I went from
(01:26):
his kitchen to his bedroom. That guy was boost remember
he broke. Hey, listen, one thing I do have to say,
No one's at this house a lot. I do have
to go around to each bathroom and flush the toilets
and run the water well, so maybe someone knows. I
think it has to do with the gaskets drying out
or something you got. Does anyone know? I've never heard
it was one toilet in one bedroom. I was actually
(01:53):
superintendent that. Because I don't use my washer dryer in
my apartment, I'm supposed to clean the pipes by running
the wash every like three weeks or so, run a cycle.
I really do think it has something to do with Yeah,
I think there's a related problem. Maybe get plenty of that.
I think it's the the accumulation of gas in the elbow,
(02:15):
like the Yeah, you have to get the gas out.
Gotta be honest, I don't know anything about it. I'll
believe anything and everything. Okay, it's also the fragilator has
to be looped. Now you're now you're falling ship. So see,
this is my first time to actually work out of
the house. Have you guys ever worked out of the
house before? I guess you haven't. You have to be
in the studio. Never. I always wanted to get one
(02:36):
of a studio at home, but never I've never installed
one time. It's kind of great because you can run
downstairs and get a snack real quick, or right now,
I'm doing laundry. This is great. Well, I actually have
done commercials at my house a microphone set up, But
the problem with that is they then depend on you
for it and they expected of you next time. So
(02:57):
when I'm home at three o'clock in the afternoon, they're like,
wait a second, you have a microphone set up, and
they start to take advantage of me recording things while
I'm at home. So when you just said that you
do commercials at home, I pickture you doing a commercial
for everything you take out of the fridge for yourself, Like, oh,
I'm gonna have some chunky soup souper. It's like a
meal so good, I'm scary or whatever I just pulled out.
(03:18):
I'm oputting a can of soup for myself. Now I
gotta tell you stove is now sparkly clean. The first
forty people that call me on my cell phone get
adorable camera. Do you have to feed the Jonas brothers, Elvis? Oh, no,
see the Jonas. Here's the thing about goldfish or what
are these piranha? What are they coy Uh during the
(03:39):
winter when it's cold outside, you're not supposed to feed them.
They're supposed to just sit there kind of They're they're
just they're they're not really moving. Fist hybernate. I guess
you see, when I moved into this house, I inherited
seven toilets and three corns, so I'm learning slowly how
to keep them all alive. Why are you laughing? Because
he started this podcast saying I'm not bougie. Now you're
(04:01):
talking about your coy pond. Luckily you keep it separated
from your shark tank. Okay, so there is no shark tank.
But now, before we started this podcast, the idea was
we were going to do like Nate usually does, He'll go, oh,
it's the holiday weekend. Oh we're having technical difficulties by
and just leave and not give you fifteen minutes. I
(04:22):
commend you for doing this and giving the fifteen minutes. Well, no,
we did come up with another idea. We want to
go around the table and find out from each and
every one of you why you don't think we should
be doing a podcast right now. Gandhi probably has the
best reason. We'll go to her first. Gandhi, why why
should you not be doing a podcast? I got a
flight to catch on the busiest travel day of the year.
I get it. It's it's time for me to go
all right, what about you? Who's next? I'll go next? Well,
(04:45):
I have a flight to catch on the busiest holiday
of the year. But I had so much food from
Virgil's barbecue. I need to go to the bathroom. So
I don't want to do this podcast. If you're if
you're here at the house, you can borrow microphone. I could.
I would have a tough time to side which bathroom news?
What about you? I have an appearance. I gotta give
away jingle ball tickets at Calandra's Mediterranean grill at. I'm sorry,
(05:11):
I have just slipped. Okay, what about you, Garrett? What
are you doing? I see I really can't talk about why.
I got to get home right now on Monday. I
promise I'll tell you why I had to run home.
But I have to run home. Also, Garrett's giving me
a ride to the airport. Yes, and I have to
give gan to your ride to the airport. I love
the mystery. Okay, I love that. Uh And who's laughing? Oh, Daniel,
(05:32):
why do you have to get out early? My mom
is waiting for me at home because we want to
go shopping at the mall. I know, but it's your mom,
the one of the most important people in your life
that I'm trying to come up. And I think my
excuse for not doing the whole podcast is I need
to strip the beds and put them in the washing machine.
Oh okay, I'm doing laundry. I'm doing laundrees. I'm afraid
(05:53):
if I don't leave soon, I may eat more. With
that said, how much of the fifteen minutes we're done,
we've done? Now, let's see nine, We've done about six
eight minutes. Okay, I think that's overhead. So do all
do we all agree? It's okay to go ahead and
have a happy Thanksgiving. I can bring the music back
(06:14):
in to make it official. Bring the music back in.
It's gonna slowly come in, So just wrap it up.
There you go, I've got to have to go fold,
all right, my glamorous life look happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful
that we're all in each other's lives, and I hope
you have a wonderful holiday. I'll see you back your Monday.
Till then, I love you. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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