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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present morning show. So it's the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast.
Hello Rog and Danielle and Gandhi and Straighten, Nate and
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Scotty B and Scarty and producer Sam and Dave Brody
and Garrett and uh there you go? Oh at all?
Where my legos? Oh my god? Where my legos? Rainbow set? Go? Oh? No?
Do the dogs have it? Have they made off with it?
Thing they have? Yeah? I got you. You never gonna
poop rainbows. You can step on the one your barefoot
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and feel like a parent, exactly feeling. You know, I've
heard all these years about what it's like to step
on a lego, and it's the most god feeling right words,
the words that come out of your mouth. You've never
even spoken those words. Stepped on one over the weekend.
And we don't even own legos, I mean legos. These
rainbow legos are still sealed. I don't even know where this.
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It was a red lego. I don't even know where
it came from. How is it you don't have kids
in your life? You don't have kids in your house ever,
you know, I mean, I don't even let parents of
young kids come in my house and I find one
red Lego on the floor. It doesn't make sense to that.
It's horrible. And then the worst part is the amount
of pain that it causes versus the market leaves. It
makes you feel like you're a fool because it never
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draws blood. It doesn't even really leave that much of
an indant. It just attacked and vanishes legs. It does
train you, though, for later on, because my dog leaves
her bones around and they're almost like pointed like a shank.
So I stepped on it the other day. I didn't
feel anything because I've been stepping on legos now for
my entire career at this point. By the way, I
don't think it's legos. I think your lego lego is
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just plural as well. I don't think they say lego
versus lego. Dan Daniels, technically right, the company came out
and said that. But this is America, we're gonna say legos,
so don't comment down stump. But it makes that company,
and they made the product, then we probably should go
with But if you're talking about so, if you're talking
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about the set, it's a Lego set, right, But if
you're talking about multiple pieces on the floor. It would
be legos, right, not according to the Swedish. According to them,
it would still be I stepped on lego. So lego
is plural and singular. Hey, I know this is very disturbing.
How many of you got this photo from Froggy yesterday?
The snake eating the frog. I got a FaceTime call
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to watch it actually happen. Yeah, you called me. He
was like, I thought this would be something you like.
Hold on and I can hear the dogs going crazy outside.
He walks outside. Zoe's in on it, and I was like, oh,
you're right, I totally want to watch that. Leaving here
national geographic type. I didn't like it. I thought it
was weird, but I'm like, somebody would like this, will
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appreciate it. So I watched it for the little while,
but every time the little frog's legs would like, I
would turn around to the other. Yeah, okay, that parts back.
Hate snakes. I d test snakes. I don't care if
the little garden snakes or they're big Boa constrictors or whatever.
I don't like snakes. I don't want them. I don't
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want them near me. I don't want them not near me.
I don't want them anyway. That's so Gandi's boyfriend Brandon
texted me. He says, I would cut that m effort's
head right off, And I said, Gandhi would not approve
of that move. He says, the only good snake is
a dead snake, and that frog would agree with me,
and you know what he's being. The frog are on
the same page. Yeah, he hates snakes just like you do. Elvis.
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We realized that that was potentially the breaking point in
our relationship because you know, I'll take any critter. I
would like any of them. He said, you bring a
snake into the house, you and that snake are going
to have to find a new place to live. For
a second, I think it's just Scotty's studio turn off emergency.
He's got the firearm. People in the building are telling
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you that there's an elevator out. Yeah, so I mean snake.
My hatred for snakes goes back to the nineteen eighties
the hair band White Snake. No, No, I don't like snakes.
White Snake. The band name is a euphemism for penis,
so you can't hate it is. The penis is too
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important to be compared to a snake. I'm sorry. While
we're on the topic of snakes. I was gonna save
this as a surprise for you, Danielle, but I'm gonna
just say it right here. Yesterday I saw the cutest
electronic remote control snake in my Instagram. Uh, I guess
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it was just shopping. It was in between videos. I
saw cats playing with this thing, chasing it around. So dang,
I ordered and said, to your house, green snake, so
your kids could actually play with it. And it slithers
all over the place and you in the In the videos,
they show cats go nuts for the laser. So I
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want you to get this. When it comes to your house,
it's gonna obviously show up not anymore. And I wanted
to see some video of your cats interacting with a
slithering snake. It moves like a snake, it slithers like
a snake, and I can't wait this. That was very sweet.
Thank you. They're still appreciated even though always hate snakes.
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But my dad hated snakes. Oh my gosh, And I
always said, did something happen with a snake? But I
don't think anything really happened. He was like one like
maybe popped up out of the bushes. Well, what's wrong
with I used to catch them when I was like,
I let them go. I just but I used to
catch snakes and one crapped on me once. That was
an interesting experience, but beyond that there was no problem.
Everybody always says, oh, well, that's a good snake. Well,
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how do you know? Like it's too late like for
but I know this think it was on my back
back porch. Is a good snake to have around? I've
read all your d M. I understand he's a good one.
But when you come into contact with the snake, you
don't have time to go. Okay, wait a second, I
need to talk to you for a second. Are you
a good snak? Snake before you have to be trained?
You have to And then there's the snakes, you know
with the try and get her head versus the round head. Yeah,
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and thence to rhyme red and black friend of Jack
or red and yellow harmon fellow, Like, I don't have
time to go over all this ship when I see
so the best thing to do is just leave it alone.
It's not going to try and enter your house. It
doesn't want you. They're not hunting you. He did try
to enter my house. He was laid up against the
sliding the glass door yesterday afternoon. Well, yeah, you're right.
The air conditioning. They want to come in froggy. So
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it seems like snakes would not like air conditioning. They
like heat. I thought they liked the cool, dry place.
Every every time we see Amy wants to put the
for sale sign up, she thinks they're coming into the
house to strangle her at night. They are. I'll tell
you why I hate. When I was younger, we had
we had a lake house and uh, very very hilly
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area around the house whatever, and rattles, not rattlesnakes, copper
heads where everyone that's good though a very very venomous snakes,
very venomous snake brother. And then one day my dad
said you need to go out there and moll the yard.
I said, you can't mow this yard. It's hills and
rocks and a lawnmower would work. God do it. I'm okay,
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And sure enough, not one, not two, three, I hit
three copper head snakes. Thank god. I lobbed their heads
right off, so all you saw is a head flying.
No tell your friends. And I went inside. I said,
you know what, No, I'm not going to do I'm
not going to mow they ever again because I'm afraid
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of them. I don't know if they're saying copper head
snake slayer that I heard about, you should have went
back to your parents with both both the snake the
head in the body. Like this is why I'm not
doing this. Here we go Exhibit A. What about named
Brooklyn Brody? Did you guys, Did you guys have snakes
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in Brooklyn other than the crazy snake guy that went
to all the carnivals. Well, that's just it. I was
gonna say, they love street fairs and they must love
Zeppel's because anytime you go to a street fan Brooklyn,
there's always some muscle bound guy with a bowl constrictor
on his neck. And that's why I hate snakes. And
other people are snakeskin jackets. It's usually that yellow bowl
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to right, yellow snakes. That's why I hate people. What
are you doing? Put that guy away? I've never seen
a snake live never ever. I always think they're going
to be slimy, but they're not slimy. You have Nate
in the next room. As as close as you're gonna
get Can we get ripe mat to bring a snake
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in for scary to see? No, I would love to
see them. I like to where the tongue comes out
of their mouth. That's where you get it from. Right here?
Oh god, snakes left. You were a kid, didn't you
have those little snakes? A little black pellets you would
put on the curb and light them on fire and
they would remember those things those were called snakes. Those
are not snakes. But oh I know what you're talking about.
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Black snakes. Yeah, but they're not. They're not snakes, like
little things that catch on fire. And thanks, all right, great,
don't we have a game ready to go? We're waiting?
Oh you ready? Yeah? Were finished? Were not snakes? We've
got five minutes left? Oh cool? Quick round? All right,
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quick round? Nate who just walked into the studio? What
there was? Some random person just walked through. That's why
I'm like, that is a random He's got a long beard. Yeah,
are you ready? He's the most amazing radio guy on
the planet. That is. He's also an old friend. But
I haven't good of a friend. I haven't seen very
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very good. Tells me. He hangs out with him all
the time. I didn't recognize him. He doesn't notice details. Dude,
he's got a long beard. Okay, well here we go yesterday.
All right, Roggy, who in this zoom room masturbates the most?
It's not true. Seriously, it's not true. It's not true.
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You don't know what everybody else does. To be honest,
Scotty B. Who do you think in this room? Yeah? Um,
Brody No, definitely, because nobody touches it. His podcast several times,
how he hasn't gotten action in years. I don't even
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want to touch me. You all right? Okay about each other?
Actually you don't. It's gotta be sam. I see those pictures.
Oh yeah, I got I got nothing to say instant
those vibrated commercials. Maybe I do, all right? Scary? Yeah,
who is the most out of shape? Wait a second,
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you gave me that question because you wanted me to
say me. Yeah, I know, I want to know your opinion.
I think, Brody, man, I guess I should stop masturbating
and burn off some calories. Scary, I'm in much better
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shape than you get. Oh my god, this is going well. Yes, okay, yeah, worst, scary, scary?
Who's the worst? What breast dressed right now, right now,
he has nice shorts on. No, you can't see that
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is the record? Is that your brand new vintage T
shirt like a flower? I'm not the worst dressed. Sorry,
Who do you think is scare? No, don't talk to me,
He's gonna say. I can tell you right now all
the way. If anyone would like to be my new
co host on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Elvis, Yes, who
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is the biggest pessimist in this room? You doubt? No? No, no, no,
I'm not kidding you, no fense, you are the most
pessimistic person in this room. I would have said, Brody,
but no, you are sorry if I'm speaking the truth.
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Snakes talking about snakes again, Danielle, who will get the
least but hurt during this game? Scary? Scary because you
can't say anything about scary and he lets it roll
off and he no, no, no, that's not what happened.
When we talked about the shirt a second ago, he
seemed very upset about it. Yeah, but he five seconds
from now he forgets scary, was really upset. A minute
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and a half left, I got some better questions you ready?
Out of all of you, who in this room is
most likely to drunk doll you at three am? El, Yeah,
when's this time I called anyone at three am? When
was the last time he called anyone? Anyone? Who in
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this room is most likely to show up unannounced at
your house? Scary? Scared, scary? Yes, you would in a
good way. You just like to have fun and you
want people to come have fun with you. Who in
this room gets really competitive and would do anything to
beat a small child? I knew you were going to say, David.
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Oh on the other side, who in this room would
most likely be the one to take one for the
team one one oh one? Yeah, that's not what I
WoT there would actually because you've you've you Oh yeah,
you had to do that too, Froggy. You can see, Froggy,
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I can see scary scary throws everyone under the bus
would take a shortcut while running a marathon? Scary? What
was scary doing at the marathon? Over? It always marathon
with velvet ropes at the marathon? But yeah, wow, these
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are all turning out to be scary. Who he would
most likely be the one to use the boss's card
to buy everyone lunch? Yeah, Scotty be that made us
do it the other day, and then I got charged
all that money for the for the freaking breakfast because
Scottie came in and said his breakfast right would have
used his card though, Okay, it's kind of funny to me.
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And we learned this on the show today, where we
as a family know each other so well, we know
we can get away with almost anything and say anything
we want to each other and get away with it right.
When people hear us do that, they get so offended.
Oh my god, this is so uncomfortable. How dare you
talk to each other like that? I need to believe
that everyone out there who has great relationships with people
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are able to do that kind of thing to give you,
you know, that's the thing. We can do it. But
if anyone else picked on scary, we're like, dude, yeah
I'll tell you, but I would let people. Hey, why
are you telling us to wrap up? Right? And Nate's like,
we gotta get out of here. We're always over it's fine.
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Are they charging us? I don't know. Nate has this
he's got I mean the name of the podcast is
the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Yeah, we've done four minute
fifteen minute morning show podcast. By the way, so the
name really, you're gonna remind us to do it eleven
minute one tomorrow, right, because we've gone over this time,
so we have to be even on our time. Now.
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I think we should stay here all day, just like
this morning show, Morning show. What is the Elvis podcast
gonna sound like? What are you gonna talk about on
your podcast? All right, Well, I can stay here all
day because I happen to, like, you know, hanging out
with people who support us. But I guess we should
let let it go, like the listeners. The rest of
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you hate them for listeners, and the rest of you
can just go funk yourself. All right, Well, we're gonna
get out of here. Nate's ANSI Hi, By bye everyone.
Fifteen minute Morning Show