September 10, 2024 • 44 mins
The moms remind us that every floor can be a dance floor in this hilarious new episode. Find out what movies the moms would star in if they could choose any. Will Steve ruin Indiana Jones for everyone by replacing Harrison Ford? What Star Wars character would Joe be? Also, Joe shares how he finds confidence on the dance floor and how to bring the fun. Plus, music trivia that left one of the moms SHOCKED.
Listener questions on this episode range from advice on how to handle being critical of a spouses parenting, newborn life for couples and getting support after losing a loved one. The moms also try their hand at a party game submitted by a fan. All on this brand new episode of Two Cool Moms!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
We're taking money.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Morning coffee. Hey everybody, I'm Joe Gatto. Well keep going,
and this is Steve Byrne and we are listening. You
guys are listening to two cool moms. Thank you so
much for listening to a Stephen.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, I don't know if you realized, but you wore
your Viking hat to work today.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, this is uh, this is my party hat at
a swingers event last night. And these are not what
you think.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They're now what you guys are thinking. Actually, it's an
event for acrobats.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's not what you guys. It has nothing to do
with sexual It definitely does. No, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The battery attackers at the back, and it's I don't
want to get into it, but let's just say there's
a fluids the shootouts. Yeah, let's start again, classic Joe Stephen.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'll do a great buddy house things, great feeling? Well,
you're looking well rested? Uh no, how many minutes ago?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Did we wake up? Forty two? To be honest, that's
be honest. About thirty thirty? Yeah, you look great for
thirty I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, did my spots at the cellar last night?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
How'd that go fun.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
People showed up, people laughed, people through did the funnies.
I watched, Uh disease came in kind of cool. I
hadn't seen him in a while, and every time I
see me says the same thing. You look the same, Mike,
you look the same, right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And we had the conversation at White Castle, which is
very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's great Asian Indian guys. Got it? Guys, where what's
the name of that movie?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Herold and Kumar to White Castle?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It would be Steve and Stephen. You should have want
the Burger game to spin off.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was always my favorite pickup line back in the
day after a show, like, hey, do you like fast food?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And she'd be like, yeah, I like fast food. Good.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'll be uh, I'll be Burger. Can you be McDonald's.
I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it. Guys,
Bingo Weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You could be in magically, you can be transported to
be in any film, any film.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You are the guy in the film, the guy, the lead,
the person. What would you be That's a tough question.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That is tough, Like think about that for a minute now.
I also want you to remember you are the person
filming the movie. You're in the movie. You know, you
don't live in the movie. So it's not like if
you're Indiana Jones. You're not in the Sahara doing nothing,
but you portray a person.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You're an actor. You're playing a role. What role would
you have wanted to land? I mean, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's a tough one because everybody has a favorite film.
But there sure if I could be in it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, you don't want to replace your favorite film, Like,
you're not gonna go ahead and be Indiana Jones.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You wouldn't be right. You wouldn't be Harrison Ford. No,
you'd be Steve Stephen shev Lee jokes. That's a good one.
It's just too early for you. That was a good jiggy?
Was that a good one? I liked it. Jingy liked it.
I could have made you a ka I made your Chevrolet.
(03:03):
I would have appreciated Akia.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's a little updated, it's a little Stephen King. Have
you seen some of these new kias?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah? Looking for sponsorship? Yeah, because you don't want to.
You came up with a questions, so you must have. No.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I actually thought of it in the moment too, but
I yeah, well I wouldn't. I think my first instinct
is not to ruin a franchise that I loved, like
I would not, you know, I maybe i'd be Harry Potter.
Oh come on, that'd be pretty amazing. Could you imagine
me as Harry Potter with the oh so fun with
the scar and all, but like current, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Be young, but they're all British and these great accents,
and then you're coming with that Staten Island flair?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What what spills a boob.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Malonka a book and they're like, no, that's not how
you say it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That'd be that'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh maybe like but maybe like maybe not the present day?
Oh you know what, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like Billy Madison goes to I Smell movie Pitch you No,
I think Billy Madison goes to Wizard Wizard School camp
and that's you wizard camp.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, just school. I never saw him.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You didn't see them, I've never seen Hogwarts is the
school and it's just basically like an academy they go to.
But I would only do like the summer camp, like
I would do a camp version. They go to the
whole university, different levels graduate you know, I would do.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like a four week sleep away camp.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It doesn't exist, you're creating your own.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, no, I would say I would, I said Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
But I think it'd be fun to be like one
of the spinoff guys in a movie like not like
I would love to be uh uh Sloth in Goonies.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Jesus, hey you got your some credit. Well, I mean
it wouldn't need.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Makeup, just you eating pastries the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, no, I think like to I don't know, you'd
have to be somebody who's not really that important though,
Like I can't replace Pacino in the Godfather.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I would love to have been the Godfather. Yeah, you know,
but I wouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But okay, okay, let's just say it's for you then, okay,
like no one else is gonna see it. Yes, AI
puts you in it, so we're not ruining a franchise. Yeah,
you could be in it. What would you be in?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I probably would have to say I'd probably be in
Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, okay, So if it's just for me, I would
love to been like just to do all the like
the stunt work and the fun work.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I would like to be like in die Hard. I
would love to be Bruce Willis. That'd be cool. That'd
be fun, right to be like diving. You know what
I'd love to do?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
This is this would be like real, Okay, Okay, I
would train for a year, like I would literally train
for it every day I do my stuff, and that
I'd trained for like four hours for like five days
a week, and I would be in singing in the
rain and see how could I come even obviously not
even close, but but at.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Least like what's your version of that? Horrible?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it like disservice
coming on a cloudy day, the Steve coming in overcast skies, Yeah,
something like that. Yeah, but I think I don't I
just watch it and I and then I'd seen this
documentary documentary on Gene Kelly and he had done this
PBS thing called The Anatomy of a Dancer, was taking
(06:07):
all the best athletes of that time, like and Mickey
Manno was in and all that stuff and saying that
dance is no different than being a premier athlete. And
after like then I had actually went down the rabbit
hole and watched that. I was like, wow, it made
me appreciate that the athleticism of dance, and after going
down this Gene Kelly rabbit hole like the last ten years,
(06:28):
I I think that'd be the one thing I'd love
to do is just like take an average pert, like
you know, I've never danced, I've never tapped dancer, but
like study for a year and then try to see
how close you can come obviously horrible, but just impressive.
Even just do a scene. I think it'd be kind
of cool, like the an American Paris where he's I
(06:49):
got rhythm with all the kids around him.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I think that'd be kind of fun. Yeah, that'd be
really cool.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I well, I think you did you grow up around
dance or boogie nights.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Did your parents dance? Have you ever seen your parents dance? Never? Really?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I saw my mom beer bong before she danced. You've
seen my brother came back from my rack and there
were beer bonging because they were letting he rip. My
mom was there and she was like, I'll do one,
and she's five foot nothing and she literally chugged it
all and uh, my dad was clapping afterwards, and it
was just like it was just weird seeing your mom like, yeah,
I was like, god, it was just weird, but it
(07:27):
was so fun to see her like in such a party.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So then she danced. After that, she didn't dance.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't think I've ever seen her dance.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You never seen your parents dance together, like at a
wedding or anything. Wow, No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
My parents used to dance in the kitchen. My dad
was six foot three, my mother was five foot nothing,
and he used to swing dance like you know, yeah,
old school right, So my dad used to like twirl.
My dad used to twirl my mother around, but he
would just like be.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Flipping her like because he was so small he could
he could toss her up and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, they did like just turn. He didn't do like
the flipper over and stuff. She would get too scared.
There's the thing about swing. So you have to have
somebody who's like very dainty like Jess and I. She'd
throw me around before I thought, do you dance?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You don't. Really, I've seen you don't dance. I've seen
you dance.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, I don't dance.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I've seen you do this. I'll keep that's it. That's
as far as you don't hit the dance floor. Excuse me,
you don't hit the dance floor. Never, you don't tear it.
Not my thing me neither.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I had, Oh you are? I love dance an opportunity.
I love it for every showcase. Every floor is a
dance floor if you dance on it. And remember that
there's a dance floor everywhere. Baby, once you start dancing
on that, I've seen it, you know it. I've seen
it in real time. I had an opportunity with I
don't know if I ever told you the story. If
(08:41):
I did, please stop me. We can edit it out.
But I had an opportunity. I did a show New Orleans.
There was an A list actress there and we went
out afterwards with a few of these actors and we
go to this bar and she's like, come dance with me,
Come dance with me. I was like, eh, I don't
really dance, Come on, come dance. And I was like,
maybe i'll have a shot that'll help me. So I
have a shot and I'm hanging out and she's hanging
(09:02):
out and I was like, come dance with me. I'm like,
I'm just not. It hasn't kicked in yet. Let me
have another shot, and you know, and then we can
go dance, so have another shot. She's like, all right,
are we dancing or not. I'm like, I'm just not
a dancer. I'll be honest with it. I just don't dance.
She's like, come on, come dance with me. I'll lead,
I'll do what. We're just having fun. I was like,
let me have one more shot, and she's like, are
(09:23):
you serious? I was like, just one more shot, So I.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Take a shot.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I turn around and she's making out with a girl
on the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You could have been that woman. You could have been
that girl, could have been me so mad it infuriates me.
I agree, you got so you want some you know,
you could have. You wanted some liquid courage.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
See had you been there? I take it back, No, no,
I don't. We were in Miami, me, you and Vince Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, yeah, you guys at the dance floor, and I
still didn't. That's right, you remember I was. You watched
and I watch in class. You love to spectator dance.
I spectate.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't like to, Like if I go to an orgy,
I'll watch, yeah, for.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sure, and take you know for that. People learn that
about your all the time is that. That's Steve Vern
He's a watcher. I did. I did. I always liked
the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I always put it out there when I was coming
up because I think people like to be with me
because I'd always be the worst person on the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
But I wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I dance with a salary, says, I dance with a
confidence that I should not have because I just like to.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I like to dance, and I don't care what I
look like, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Not very good at it, but I have moves that
are entertaining to watch beyond.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But I don't. I don't. Would you call me a
bad dancer a good dancer?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
If I were to study this and I have as
a watcher, I would say, you actually are a good dancer,
because to be that bad you have to be great. Okay,
does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I guess so you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think you're so good you can take it to
another level where it looks horrible, but it's actually like
rooted in, like real like it's all symponicity with the
you're on. It's totally on the beat. Oh yeah, it's
a train wrap.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, it's for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's an absolute dumpster fire. Rolling into fans floor of fun.
But it is contagious. And what happens is anywhere you go,
and I've seen this repeatedly. Anywhere you go, where there's
a song you like, it turns into a fiesta. It
is Sinco de Mile meets Marty Gras meets MLK Day.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like I don't even know what that last one is,
but it just everybody again, everybody comes in and joins them.
I break the eggs, your first wheelers, stay off, twist
and show.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Am I want to like everyone, everybody's time to eat, baby,
Let's break the eggs. Come on out, Let's breakfast time.
Let's make some omlets. Come on.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I do I think that, you know, that's the biggest
thing that annoys me, being because I was a spectator
a long time.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Because I don't drink, so I go out with my
friends and I just want That's where it comes from.
You think, Yeah, it's just it's so annoying that everybody
had their back up against the wall. Too cool for school.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And I was like, and everybody's like just waiting for
something to happen. And ten out of ten times, as
soon as I hit that dance floor, hearing somebody else.
And that's why my friends love to be with me,
because all my friends were also better looking than me.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, And I would always just have the confidence.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
To go into groups of girls and be like, we're
doing this, what's going on here, Let's see the icy
right and they go, oh, my friend, he's so silly,
you know, and that's it. But I would just and
always for me at the end of the night, I
would always have so much fun. And I think that's
why I'm so skinny because I.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Use me Wait can we rewind that? And just can
you rewind that? And like get my face okay, get
my face taking in the information of going That's why
I'm so skinny because you will see like a destruct
look like you have Wait what because I've seen him
as much as I've seen you dance. I've seen you
with your shirt off. That's how much we've spent time together.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So it's like this he like those people when you're
at the.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gap or a store, it's like, oh's a nice shirt,
where's your dressing room?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I was like, I like this, Wow, chucks the shirt
It's hits you in the face. Every every room, every
room is a dressing room if you get dressed in it.
Same way, every floor is the dance floor if you're
not dancing on it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What happens is like when you're used to it, like us,
like Jig and I just like, okay, Joe's just trying
on a shirt, so you're not really as amused. But
the whole staff's like this dude's on TV. Is he
just taking his clothes off right here? And everybody's like, oh,
that's Joe. That's It's almost like they expect it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Best is when people recognize me mid shirt off and
like joke, I get Sophie and I and they don't
even think about it.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I just take the shirt off I have to. They
don't even think twice about it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, but I should be fatter.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I burn a lot of calories.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You don't do anything you should. You should be obese.
You should clinically be obese. Ye like a doctor should
say you should walk fifteen fifteen minutes a day. But
you are skinny here. Yeah, just there's that one barrel spot.
That's yeah, man, I couldn't you could, by the way,
it's not even that bad.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, it's not because I blouse, but you lost weight. Yeah,
I found something too, So it's you've lost more than
you've yes. But I was I was on I was
on an uptick before my colonnoscope, I.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Was on an uptick. We were learning a lot today.
I grabbed, I grabbed that. I grabbed that drainage and
wrote it out. Oh my yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I was like, you know this is gonna because you
go out you call it drainage. Well you had to
go and a look with diet for you know, for
two days. And I did that, and then I had
the know I evacuated the dance floor because that's before.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
The cols that we got flooded the dance floor. I
flooded the dance floor. So I did all that right,
and then I felt like lighting on my feet.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I was like, you know what, for a couple days,
I was going to bang out some veggies and we
go back to like sort of veganism for a minute.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And I and I did have like a nine pounds swing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Really yeah, and then and then I was like yeah,
I was like, let's start it back up, went right
to the factory, pulled in, bringing it and waved him
in right in the.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Gullet the palette. Another pallet. Yeah, but now I'm back
in I'm back on the road because of the full tour.
So now it's like when I'm out and about the
late night eating. You know how it is.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You're with me most of the time, you know, the
late night eating starts. There's not really as much.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
But I do do more walking, I think now because
I'm exploring the towns. I'm in the main streets right,
so I think I'm a little.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Bit very high intensity cardio.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, like four to five steps a minute. I don't know,
you guys, keep keep up, but yeah, four minutes. So
did you answer your movie thing though? Yeah? What was it?
I'd be the t Rex in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You never answered it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You never answered it. I'd be the t Rex and
Jurassic Park. You proposed the question, you never answered it. Yeah,
I did. I said I would be I would be
in Star Wars. She didn't. I did too. Wow, my god,
wake up? What would you be in Star Wars?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Me?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yoda?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You never said this?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Did he say? I said I'd be in Star Wars?
But then we sidetracked. I said star Wars.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
He said Star Wars, not Yoda.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'd be Yoda. There we go now.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I didn't know, Jodah, this.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is not the fat man you're looking for. Podcast with me,
you will and the pastries.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You will hand me the past at the canolas you're
looking for.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
These are gluten free.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
These are everything is They're not right, they are gluten free.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
They're not they are gluten.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I am skinny, I am attractive, but I'll tell you
I am attractive.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
My wife I got.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I was in Pittsburgh and these girls I went to
college with they came the show. This girl named Gina,
God bless her. She's a sweet girl, very sweet. But
you know they're on in the forties, right, and this
young guy, Luca Farrow is opening for me.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Gorgeous Luca. He's a handsome kid. He opened for us
on the road. He game out. One time she comes over.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She goes, she goes, hey, Luca, how much how many
drinks would I have to buy you for you to
hook up with me? And I go, hold on, I'll
get the bottle.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She goes, fuck you.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Hold on, I'll get the bottle immediately, And it wasn't
even like hey, fuck you, like laugh and she was
like Fishers, like fuck you, Steve, I haven't seen you
in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I came to support you by seeing your show.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You She fucking left and didn't talk for the rest
of the night.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
That sound so bad. It's like, you saw my show.
Do you get me a layup? I'm not gonna say
anything about that, of course. And and by the way,
he'd absolutely need the bottle.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You weren't lying, You're shirt and straight.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But I was out with another comic recently. I forget
where we were, but we were like going to like
a you know, like a pub, and they had a
dance floor, like a fun Come on, I lean on
all that stuff, right, all the bangers, all the bangers,
the wedding playlist, the wedding playlist, right, you'd been in heaven,
been in heaven. So we walk in and there's these
three young kids. None of them are like Homecoming King,
(18:09):
but they had on one had a Hawaiian shirt on,
the other hat on like plant plaid pants, and they're
just you could just see their fun guys. They're not
trying to get attention. They're just like goofy and they hit.
I see them hitting the dance floor, and I'm like,
you could be.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
The best looking guy in this room.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But those kids are going to be competition for every
The girls are going to swarm around these guys in
about five minutes and they became the party and.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
People love them. Having a good time with people having
a good time. Yeah. Yeah, you want to be a
part of it. That's you, that's me. Good time right here,
And that's why you hang out with me so much.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's Joey dance shoes, Jo's dancing, my Kipezio's burn.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I gotta hit the floor, lace them up. I gotta
hit the floor here, my Viking as we conquer it all. Okay,
here we go, be honest. Do you remember that you
had the hat on? Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
There's been moments where I forgot I had it on
it and then and then it dips back and I
got a big forehead, So I gotta go back down.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Thank you some in your questions to cool Moms at
two Cool Moms, Cool Moms pod.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Here we go. Here we are on gmails, nice sideway,
gangs to style. Yeah, there we go and mess with you.
There you go, Here we go. He's getting serious. Oh
so he's rhino in it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Fuck, it's not built that way. I had lose blood
in my Heather. It's from a doesn't say not a
question but random idea I sent to Steve a while ago.
Had to throw that in, had to Steve. Now I'm
doing this a second time. My apologies, but I just
don't check my DMS. Really funny idea for a Too
Cool Moms episode, if you think it would be funny.
(19:43):
Me and my friends used to take out the lyrics
to big Papa in the song by Biggie I love
it when you call me Big Papa, and exchange it
for ridiculous cinems like I love it when you call
me enormous pod right, or I love it when you
call me grandfather.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You guys could have each other pick songs out of
a ha and I have to come up with ridiculous
synonyms for song names or song hooks. It would be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You look psyched to play it. You gave this I
love it when you call me Big Pop.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Well, that was just that's one example. Now you've got
to if you were given the song title, you have
to give another.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We do this, We do this naturally, though you you
do it naturally. You're very okay, So what's an example?
Because this is this is you is it me?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, I thought it was. I thought there was two
cool moms.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, yes, But but like I'm just saying, like this
is something where like as we're driving down the road,
we'd hear a song and then you will.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I love pun work. I love pun work. I love
to do it, and I love to to mess with
the songs.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm very I'm very musical, yes, but you know music
more than that tap tap.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, I imagine the the orchestra tap tap tap, guys,
I am musical and.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Go here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Uh No, So like Jiggy, you have your give us,
give us some song titles.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I'm pulling up just like the top hundred songs of
all time. So I'll give you guys a song and
then you guys can maybe punt it out sounds. I
think that would be a more That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Right, Welcome to a new segment called how puney Is this?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh? Great? That's great? I love it. Let's put up
a fun title here, give me some fireworks.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
We don't have a budget foril we just go like
this here. We'll just put it here in our handle,
go behind the textas that's all we know how to do.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We don't, you know, we don't.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
We don't even know how to use AI and hey,
I could just do it right now, but yeah, we don't.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Okay, we'll start with a classic from Simon and Garfunkle,
the Bridge over Troubled Water.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's what he's like.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Good, bridge over troubled.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
What we're doing? So you just made it Spanish? Yeah,
that's what they. I love when you call me big Papa, grandfather,
a big enormous padre. Yeah, I see what they did.
So they just came up with different words for big papa,
and they need an enormous padre. I love it when
you call me enormous pa, Dreight.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Something you just did like a bridge over troubled dog
wa alright up.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But when you call me h grande Senora frogs.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
God, this is awful. That whiskey and a copy or one?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay, Madonna like a prayer.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
When you brush my hair?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know if this is the game?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Can I can I give another suggestion. I used to
play game the fire Alarm. Okay, so I used to
play a game that was a fun, fun party game,
a fun party game. It was called the Dick Game.
And so you play you take called the dick game.
You take a song lyric or a song title or
a movie title, and you replace one word with dick,
so instead of toy story would be like toy dick
(22:44):
or something like that. It's called the or dick story exactly.
That's the game. It's called the dick game.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You mean titles? What you're doing every porn title take.
I never said that's funny. It was a It was
an old joke I had so loin king great. Yeah,
man it up. Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Porn titles saving Ryan's privates.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Not bad. Yeah, that's better game.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
That's a fun game.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Give me a movie.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Title and you're gonnaify for four movie titles.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And will adultify it. Okay, he's googling titles.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I'm googling some some movies here, Okay, Michigan. I had
one that it doesn't need anything. Freddy got fingered. Let's
do robin Hood menon tights.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Robin Hood menon tights?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Terrible who said, I'm so glad the name isn't there,
And now I'm glad I didn't answer the first.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You know what, you probably ignored it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Robin Hood men in tights already like, uh.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Feel my tights. Uh, Robin's goods, feel my tights. There
you go.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Uh, but it's already like a satirical.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Honey, I shrunk the kids already there don't Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Let's go on. Don't do it. We want We're an
iHeart official podcast. Now, don't do it. Next question, you
look at me with your Viking helmet. We all know
what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Next Steve, No, no, no, but Joy No, okay, okay,
next question.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Here we go. This is coming up again. I don't
have to. Okay, Hey, mommies with a Y chromosome? Why
do that? Why? Why insert that? Folks ahead, Hey mommies.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I've listening to your podcast and love how you can
have a laugh and chat about lighthearted to some serious stuff.
I have a question for the moms who can give
a dad's perspective. I have a two year old son
who had a difficult newborn stage with my husband. Was
sort of blindsided, I think, and didn't do much thinking.
I had some magical nohow or how to deal with
screaming babies.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It was so rough.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm debating on having a second child, which was always
our plan.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Uh sorry, just listen. I'm scared I'll have the same
newborn stage, but now with a toddler swinging for my
prego belly? Am I scared for nothing? And how do
I express my concern to the hubs without sounding critical
about his effort in newborn hood? Thank you guys for
all your advice. Wow, so she felt like he didn't
do enough. Yeah, she was doing it all and she's
(25:38):
on the second one and her husband's got the X chromosome.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Okay, I guess so. So I think that the thing
here is.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm gonn don't take my chromosome away, Mama, don't take
my chromosome. Mama, won't take my quotosome. Mama, I won't
take my quotosome away. Remember that Paul Simon codacr them.
You don't remember the No, you have no idea that
Paul Simon's song.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
No, this is you now, this is what you do.
You don't know Ben, you don't know Benny. You know
Benny Higgins and the bluff Bluffs. They sang, I'm doing
electric power.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm doing oh christ, I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Here we go. The puns. I got the puns, but
I don't know the original song. You know this song?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, I do know it. It's in a lot of movies.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I'll stare at you too.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Your dad was banging your mom in the kitchen of
the song in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Probably do you think they used music my parents when
my fucked. Oh, your dad definitely banging your mom with this.
My dad probably got a hand hub probably over there.
You don't remember the song? I remember that. Oh is
this Benny Goober and the Jets. I don't know it.
(27:03):
I feel like I would like it. So we were
doing puns earlier.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, she said the chromosomes, so I thought that was
a good Mama, don't take my chromosome. I recognize that,
especially these days, because they are taking the chromosomes away
and becoming anything you want.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Do you want this to be a thirty second podcast? Guys?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
This podcast is now on Fox News won the Daily Wire.
I want to thank Ben Shapiro for having us two
cool Shapiros to cool Shapiros?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Did you I didn't know that song at all.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Paul Simon, it's a very popular you know what you
only listen to time out yep.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Paul Simon is from Simon Garfunkle that's who that is.
That's that Simon, Joe. I swear to God, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm gonna bend down that Simon.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, I'm going I'm gonna ram into you and gorge
you with one of these Viking things. You didn't know
Paul Simon was from Simon. And that's really that sory
that happened to you.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh wow, that was crazy. I just what I just had.
I just had edits this.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Please please please please get Joe's face when he looked
over here and he just you had no idea who
also song?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Which every chase? And I bet I bet that Simon
Paul Simon, Yeah, I love that. So he that's the same, Yeah,
it is. So what's the most famous.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Is you were always more of a Garfunkle fan.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm super Garfunkle. My son's name was almost garfunk garfun
g Funkle Smithsonian Gatto that was almost his name.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I love it if Garfunkle was singing like a bridge
over trouble and then they cut to you like a
bridge Joe troubled.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
What what if it was gatto on golf Bunkle. We
got rid of Simon, remember we talked about that replacement thing?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Or how about Simon, Garfunkl and Gatto.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Sounds like a law firm.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Feeling groove.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
God got bit by a dog called Simon Golfunkling Ghatta?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
What office is a Simon golfun going ghetto back? Why
do you guys have an unmarked van that you travel
in like?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's so weird? Oh? I wow, that was This has
been a repue? You had no idea?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
No, that's in a revelation for me Simon and garfunk Okay,
so what happened to garfunk They didn't do nothing by himself?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
What's golfing? What's Guyfunkle? Is in the first name? Art? Art? Garfunkel?
Now Garfunkle? Is that real? I believe it's art Garfunkle,
not many famous artists.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
If he had like the hair of a mad scientist.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yes, like that? Yeah, America, I know. I see the
picture of them on a Oh. Now that I see
the picture, I put it together.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
To did you know name the band liner Richie was
in Lina?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Richie was in the Commodore's right. Oh, okay, I knew that.
I like Motown. That's why I'm not really a Simon
and garfl What what what is that? Bluegrass? Grass tones? What
is that? What's that's theirs made? Upton made up? What
is what is that called? What is that called? Folk music? Folk? Okay,
don't look at me like I'm a fucking eighties You're
from New York City. Yeah, I'm from New York City,
(30:11):
the home of folk.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Folk music scene came out of the village.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
There was a big Oh.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, folk music came out of like Amish country. Amish
folk music did not originate in New York City.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Can you google that. There's no way that folk music
came from New York.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It was like the village was like the epicenter for
all the fucking this stuff. That ship yeah, isn't that's up? No,
But they'd say something funny and they go, oh the snap,
the snaps.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Snaps, hey man, smoking doobies like that? The folk. I
didn't know folk. I'm learning a lot this one. This
one's a big one for me. Michael McDonald What band
was he in?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Ronald's Michael McDonald's he did?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What band was he in before? Was he in the cars? Oh? Man?
I don't know, Doobie Brothers? Was he? Yeah? I know
that the pianol.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I don't know the I know, I got, I got that,
that's what you were doing.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't think this was Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
A lot of people came out of New York City's
music scene that were folky.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I didn't. I don't know. Yeah, the village was that
was did you find a jig? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
I think you're thinking of like Bob Dylan, which would
be considered he considered folk, considered folk, So there is
origin definitely in New York, but is considered like a
North American Northeast American.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Episode was the village in New York City, that's where
they all would gather and inspire each other.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
But that is but that is correct, and Bob Dylan
would be kind of the leader of the pack.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
So Bob Dylan is the biggest folk artist of all time, right,
hands down, right, it has to be right.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know any Bob Dylan songs, I.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Don't think though, for a million dollars, I can tell
you bubb Zilling song.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I know didn't. Don't They make fun of him and
he doesn't. He's very nasally right, I guarantee, like I can't.
Like we all know it though, if you if you
hear it. Yeah, yeah, you can just bring up the
top three, pry.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I'm gonna go to I'm going to go to Spotify
and see what they're his top.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
When you go to the iHeart Music Radio app, you
find oh.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, sorry, let's go to the biggest competitor.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Your dummy just kind of go.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Oh well, yeah, I mean I'm here on iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, just search for Bob Dylan, okay, and see and
see what the top songs come up.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, the top songs are Knocking on Heaven's Door, which
I feel like I know.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That knock knock, Knocking on Heaven.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
I do know that one.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's it's not a remake by the Guns and Roses. Yeah, yeah,
Guns and Roses remade that, right, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He did it for well, you think Spaceballs came first
before Star Wars.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
It's like I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that.
I thought Knave's Door was a Guns and Roses first.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Number two is like a rolling Stone some.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Made famous by the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, along the Rush Tower Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But he did it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Three is Blowing in the Wind.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
A great title. For a movie.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You heard that was a Monica Winsky's favorite.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
All right, next question, Well, it's it's it's a journey
of self discovery here on Today's two cool Moms for
Joe Gatto.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You are learning a lot. Yeah, give me the fourth one.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Do you have the quarter the times they are a
change in?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes, yes, okay, you got me up. We know them all.
But how's that number four?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I don't know that one.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, I didn't know that one. I know guns and Roses,
you know you heard it. I know times they are
a changing. The first three we did not know. I
knew all the remake versions of them.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
And then the last one to round it out is Hurricane.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I looked at you and when they said knock on
his door, I looked at you and did an Axel
Rosen person going knock knock, knocking on Havel and Sto
And you went.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, and you thought that was my Bob Zylan?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
What you think your Frank Caliendo? You nailed the impression.
It sounded like Dylan, to be honest with you, sound
anything like Axel.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It was horrible. It's just heavens better than yeah, it's better.
It's actually better.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Going to coke and yeah, just banging groupies and models
and brain bridges and jumping up.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Edit out both impressions.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, so thanks for submitting that question.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Answer that, uh, she's got her second.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Kid, she needs to make sure that he is more
present and available. I totally understand, though. I think sometimes
like it's easy to go.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You know, you see the the.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
The wife, the mother breastfeeding. I think she's got it
right right, and so it's almost like you don't, You're
like you got its hands off.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
But I always offered help. You always offered help, Yeah,
said do you need time alone? Do you need to
take a nap?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Do you need I think maybe if you do something
like that, you know, you could you could assume that
she's maybe he doesn't assume maybe maybe it's just I
don't know, maybe it's not private.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
But well, she doesn't communicate it, he doesn't know, right, Yeah,
so that's the first step, I think. But I lived
through this exact thing, this exact thing when we had
our first when we had our daughter, she was not
a very good baby. Shites sleep much. It was very hard.
I was away a lot, and I didn't really do anything.
Then when a second one came around, Bess was like, hey,
(35:32):
you got to do better.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Than you did on the first one.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
And we had like a talk and she was like,
okays the opposite to do. Yeah, So I was like,
all right, what do I need to do here? And
then we just started going. But I think in the beginning,
nobody knows what they're doing. So with the first one,
nobody knows what they're doing. Nobody knows the right way,
There is no right way. Nobody knows any of that.
So I think you definitely just have to communicate what
you're looking for for help. Don't just be like help me,
because he doesn't know what that means. If you're like,
hey you need specific, be specific, I think you need
(35:57):
to be specific in what you need specific, be specific.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Hey b R O W D I E.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
That's the way we spell rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, let's get rowdy.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I think what she needs to have is just a
little patient Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I don't, I don't know the bub don't sag that.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No, I would slid blood blood.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I would say you communicate. I would say you'd have
to say exactly what you need and for help, And
if you don't know what you need to communicate that
as well, but like, look, I just need you to
be around and lean on each other.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I think that's a big important thing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So that's interesting you you dealt with this this exactly?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Just the inverse? Is it from Bessie?
Speaker 4 (36:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I know I did, Like I just didn't. I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
You know you want to have that second kid though, too,
And you can't not have the second kid if you
really want to expand your family and have the joy
of a sibling for your child because you're afraid of
the infant stage, right, you got it.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
There's ways to solve that, and it's by communicating, I think, right.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And by the way, there is no more difficult stage
than the first year.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I know we'll say teenage stage is tough too, but
I feel like the first year is just because you
can't communicate with the baby. Sure, communication might be hard,
and the teenage stage, the kids have their own mind,
they're getting into trouble or whatever, But I feel like
at least you could talk to them and understand what
they want or need better, Like in the beginning, you
have no idea why that baby's crying, But.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
A teenage stage like it's just a lack of communication. Sure,
they don't want anything to do with you. Yeah, right,
But the infant stage, it's like they they are really
they're they're literally gonna die if you don't do it's.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Complete the bare minimum. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You've got to be there every second. And the biggest
game changer is the minute a kid learns to walk,
because it's one thing that mobile like it's great to
just okay, okay, you did, you're good, Okay, you have
to pack up, you down, Okay, maybe I can get okay,
but the minute the walking starts, it's where to go.
Oh my god, it's just no, no, no, put that down,
(37:57):
don't touch that, get that out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Stop that. That's not food. Please stop.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I think that you get so fried as a parent, right,
and you don't remember like what's going on. One of
my favorite uh you know uh on social media videos
was it was like an Instagram reil whatever. There was
this woman who was literally holding the baby. There was
another baby playing right, and she's shaking the bouncer with
her foot that the baby was walking right. And then
she looks and the baby's not there, and she stands
(38:23):
up and starts panicking looking for the baby as she's
holding the baby. Oh my god, and then realize this
and goes oh, and you see her go oh, And
she just kisses the baby and puts it in the
bouncer the class.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's how first she's holding the right exactly. Oh, that's crazy.
So yeah, it just goes to show you like it
really is. It really is tough. So I would say
to this husband, try to step up as best you can.
You didn't do a good job. It's okay that you
didn't do better on the shoe.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
But she did a majority of the work okay the
first time, and now it's his turn and step Now
it's his turn to step up there, and she just
needs to communicate that, right.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's it. Hey, Joe and Steve, I love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Just need some friendly advice for a problem I've been
dealing with for a few years. I lost my father
in twenty twenty one, and it was always so close
with him growing up. I took his death really hard
and I'm still trying to cope with ways to move
on from it. I'll try therapy and all. Through all this,
my partner was very supportive in the beginning but now
it's the opposite. How do I get him to change
from the way he was.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Is he's the opposite, and he's like telling her to
just get over it. Now.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I think it's the it's obviously the wear and tearor
of you know, anybody wants to be supportive to anybody
dealing with death or somebody you care about, I think
at the beginning of any relationship. But but I think
it does get to you know, it's like sneezing. You know,
you get three God bless you. Yeah, thereforeth you're like,
(39:49):
all right, get the fuck away from me, you know,
not to minimize the death of a parent. But I
think there's sympathy. There's sympathy. There's sympathy, and then there's like,
all right, we've all had enough.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I think you're saying it's coming, which is a good,
very good point. It comes from fatigue. Because the other point, too,
is that they can't do anything for.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
You, and that makes frustration. When you care about someone
and you can't help them solve their problem. There's literally
nothing you can do for them. You feel frustrated and
you'd rather be like, just do what you gotta do
and get over it.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Because I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Right, They've they've listened, they've talked, they've communicated, they've been
there for you, and now it's to the point where
it's just like like, literally, there's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
There's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
So maybe it's like, maybe just go to your quiet
space when you want a vent or you know, you
need to whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I'll be here for you.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, but I like, what do you want from me?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, I think I think the I think the big
problem for I've had this happen because my parents are
dead yours or not, and when my mom passed away,
it's actually literally the reason why I asked Betsy to
marry is because.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
The way she handled helping me through that huge shock
and hurt. Wow.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
And I have always dealt with the death of my
parents in my own way. But I've seen the way
some of my like with my sisters, how their husbands
had to be a little bit more supportive and part
of it where I kind of just handled it on
my own. So I think it's kind of interesting. It
all depends really on the person and the person that
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you're with your partner, right, and the dynamic of it,
because Bessie helped me big time in the beginning with
it when it happened that first you know, six months whatever,
when I was really messed up about it, and then
I was like started fining, I found my own process
and grieving and all that, and she was a little
less involved about it, right, still there of course, but
less involved, whereas like my sisters deal with it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
They you know, my sister.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Feels a lot about like they missed, she didn't get
to meet my kids, but all this stuff, you know, right,
And I really just think that a lot of the
way that you're what you can do is have a
conversation with your partner say, look, this is how I feel.
I'm still dealing with it. I get that you don't
know how to do it. I just need you know,
this is what I need. But understand that your partner
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has done what he can or they can.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I think the outlet then should be going to obviously,
you know, unless it is like everybody else is gone.
There's the mother, there's the brother, there's the sister, right,
there's the uncle. People who are affected, there's people that
are immediately impacted by the death the same as you
and maybe using them as a crutch because they.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Can relate more than anybody. But but yeah, I think
I think anybody's.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Everybody's been in a relationship where there's only so much
you can do for somebody. For sure, you know, and
certainly my brother and I we have this very very
heated relationship. But I've been as supportive as anybody can
be and eventually you just hit a wall.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You're like, I can't do.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, I think it's it stems from that, It stems
from everybody's human They give what they can and then
you run out of gas.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
So you know, he's had a guess on this this thing.
So you need to be able to and look, it
is on you too as a person to deal with
your grief and deal with you need to. Nobody can
help you as much as you can, that's the bottom line.
Like you have to.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
You have to figure out your shit in every aspect
of life, you have to figure it out. It all
rests on your shoulders only so much that people could
help you with with support, and the only person that's
going to support you getting through it as you. So
I would say, try to figure out how you can
handle it without the help of anyone.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Sometimes you read these like BuzzFeed articles, you know, and
it's like the hospice nurses will always write here's here's
what someone on the deathbed was saying to me, and
like you read these things and you realize just at
the end of the day, like yeah, but to your point,
it's just you're gonna be in a bed, you know,
(43:49):
God willing, you're in a bed at some point with
you know, loved ones whatever. But it's you riding off
on the sunset by yourself. So same thing.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah, well good luck. It's not an easy thing
that you're dealing with.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
But again it comes out of communication, especially with your partner,
like let them know.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Speaking of death, this is a Viking funeral today. That's
what this episode will be called. Viking funerals.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Antalbeads. Thank you for joining us on our last podcast.
We appreciate it. Steve. You know what, I would love
to say that he did great today. Thanks everybody for
listening to Two Moms.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
I've been Joe Gatto, that guy over there, he's going
to rename nameless and we'll see you guys next time.
We're taking money.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Morning coffee. Hey everybody, I'm Joe Gatto. Well keep going,
and this is Steve Byrne and we are listening. You
guys are listening to two cool moms. Thank you so
much for listening to a Stephen.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, I don't know if you realized, but you wore
your Viking hat to work today.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, this is uh, this is my party hat at
a swingers event last night. And these are not what
you think.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
They're now what you guys are thinking. Actually, it's an
event for acrobats.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's not what you guys. It has nothing to do
with sexual It definitely does. No, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The battery attackers at the back, and it's I don't
want to get into it, but let's just say there's
a fluids the shootouts. Yeah, let's start again, classic Joe Stephen.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'll do a great buddy house things, great feeling? Well,
you're looking well rested? Uh no, how many minutes ago?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Did we wake up? Forty two? To be honest, that's
be honest. About thirty thirty? Yeah, you look great for
thirty I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, did my spots at the cellar last night?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
How'd that go fun.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
People showed up, people laughed, people through did the funnies.
I watched, Uh disease came in kind of cool. I
hadn't seen him in a while, and every time I
see me says the same thing. You look the same, Mike,
you look the same, right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And we had the conversation at White Castle, which is
very funny.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's great Asian Indian guys. Got it? Guys, where what's
the name of that movie?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Herold and Kumar to White Castle?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It would be Steve and Stephen. You should have want
the Burger game to spin off.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That was always my favorite pickup line back in the
day after a show, like, hey, do you like fast food?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And she'd be like, yeah, I like fast food. Good.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'll be uh, I'll be Burger. Can you be McDonald's.
I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it. Guys,
Bingo Weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You could be in magically, you can be transported to
be in any film, any film.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You are the guy in the film, the guy, the lead,
the person. What would you be That's a tough question.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That is tough, Like think about that for a minute now.
I also want you to remember you are the person
filming the movie. You're in the movie. You know, you
don't live in the movie. So it's not like if
you're Indiana Jones. You're not in the Sahara doing nothing,
but you portray a person.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You're an actor. You're playing a role. What role would
you have wanted to land? I mean, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's a tough one because everybody has a favorite film.
But there sure if I could be in it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Well, you don't want to replace your favorite film, Like,
you're not gonna go ahead and be Indiana Jones.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You wouldn't be right. You wouldn't be Harrison Ford. No,
you'd be Steve Stephen shev Lee jokes. That's a good one.
It's just too early for you. That was a good jiggy?
Was that a good one? I liked it. Jingy liked it.
I could have made you a ka I made your Chevrolet.
(03:03):
I would have appreciated Akia.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's a little updated, it's a little Stephen King. Have
you seen some of these new kias?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah? Looking for sponsorship? Yeah, because you don't want to.
You came up with a questions, so you must have. No.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I actually thought of it in the moment too, but
I yeah, well I wouldn't. I think my first instinct
is not to ruin a franchise that I loved, like
I would not, you know, I maybe i'd be Harry Potter.
Oh come on, that'd be pretty amazing. Could you imagine
me as Harry Potter with the oh so fun with
the scar and all, but like current, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Be young, but they're all British and these great accents,
and then you're coming with that Staten Island flair?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What what spills a boob.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Malonka a book and they're like, no, that's not how
you say it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That'd be that'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh maybe like but maybe like maybe not the present day?
Oh you know what, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like Billy Madison goes to I Smell movie Pitch you No,
I think Billy Madison goes to Wizard Wizard School camp
and that's you wizard camp.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, just school. I never saw him.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You didn't see them, I've never seen Hogwarts is the
school and it's just basically like an academy they go to.
But I would only do like the summer camp, like
I would do a camp version. They go to the
whole university, different levels graduate you know, I would do.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like a four week sleep away camp.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It doesn't exist, you're creating your own.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, no, I would say I would, I said Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
But I think it'd be fun to be like one
of the spinoff guys in a movie like not like
I would love to be uh uh Sloth in Goonies.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Jesus, hey you got your some credit. Well, I mean
it wouldn't need.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Makeup, just you eating pastries the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, no, I think like to I don't know, you'd
have to be somebody who's not really that important though,
Like I can't replace Pacino in the Godfather.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I would love to have been the Godfather. Yeah, you know,
but I wouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But okay, okay, let's just say it's for you then, okay,
like no one else is gonna see it. Yes, AI
puts you in it, so we're not ruining a franchise. Yeah,
you could be in it. What would you be in?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I probably would have to say I'd probably be in
Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, okay, So if it's just for me, I would
love to been like just to do all the like
the stunt work and the fun work.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I would like to be like in die Hard. I
would love to be Bruce Willis. That'd be cool. That'd
be fun, right to be like diving. You know what
I'd love to do?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
This is this would be like real, Okay, Okay, I
would train for a year, like I would literally train
for it every day I do my stuff, and that
I'd trained for like four hours for like five days
a week, and I would be in singing in the
rain and see how could I come even obviously not
even close, but but at.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Least like what's your version of that? Horrible?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it like disservice
coming on a cloudy day, the Steve coming in overcast skies, Yeah,
something like that. Yeah, but I think I don't I
just watch it and I and then I'd seen this
documentary documentary on Gene Kelly and he had done this
PBS thing called The Anatomy of a Dancer, was taking
(06:07):
all the best athletes of that time, like and Mickey
Manno was in and all that stuff and saying that
dance is no different than being a premier athlete. And
after like then I had actually went down the rabbit
hole and watched that. I was like, wow, it made
me appreciate that the athleticism of dance, and after going
down this Gene Kelly rabbit hole like the last ten years,
(06:28):
I I think that'd be the one thing I'd love
to do is just like take an average pert, like
you know, I've never danced, I've never tapped dancer, but
like study for a year and then try to see
how close you can come obviously horrible, but just impressive.
Even just do a scene. I think it'd be kind
of cool, like the an American Paris where he's I
(06:49):
got rhythm with all the kids around him.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I think that'd be kind of fun. Yeah, that'd be
really cool.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I well, I think you did you grow up around
dance or boogie nights.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Did your parents dance? Have you ever seen your parents dance? Never? Really?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I saw my mom beer bong before she danced. You've
seen my brother came back from my rack and there
were beer bonging because they were letting he rip. My
mom was there and she was like, I'll do one,
and she's five foot nothing and she literally chugged it
all and uh, my dad was clapping afterwards, and it
was just like it was just weird seeing your mom like, yeah,
I was like, god, it was just weird, but it
(07:27):
was so fun to see her like in such a party.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So then she danced. After that, she didn't dance.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't think I've ever seen her dance.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You never seen your parents dance together, like at a
wedding or anything. Wow, No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
My parents used to dance in the kitchen. My dad
was six foot three, my mother was five foot nothing,
and he used to swing dance like you know, yeah,
old school right, So my dad used to like twirl.
My dad used to twirl my mother around, but he
would just like be.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Flipping her like because he was so small he could
he could toss her up and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, they did like just turn. He didn't do like
the flipper over and stuff. She would get too scared.
There's the thing about swing. So you have to have
somebody who's like very dainty like Jess and I. She'd
throw me around before I thought, do you dance?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You don't. Really, I've seen you don't dance. I've seen
you dance.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, I don't dance.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I've seen you do this. I'll keep that's it. That's
as far as you don't hit the dance floor. Excuse me,
you don't hit the dance floor. Never, you don't tear it.
Not my thing me neither.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I had, Oh you are? I love dance an opportunity.
I love it for every showcase. Every floor is a
dance floor if you dance on it. And remember that
there's a dance floor everywhere. Baby, once you start dancing
on that, I've seen it, you know it. I've seen
it in real time. I had an opportunity with I
don't know if I ever told you the story. If
(08:41):
I did, please stop me. We can edit it out.
But I had an opportunity. I did a show New Orleans.
There was an A list actress there and we went
out afterwards with a few of these actors and we
go to this bar and she's like, come dance with me,
Come dance with me. I was like, eh, I don't
really dance, Come on, come dance. And I was like,
maybe i'll have a shot that'll help me. So I
have a shot and I'm hanging out and she's hanging
(09:02):
out and I was like, come dance with me. I'm like,
I'm just not. It hasn't kicked in yet. Let me
have another shot, and you know, and then we can
go dance, so have another shot. She's like, all right,
are we dancing or not. I'm like, I'm just not
a dancer. I'll be honest with it. I just don't dance.
She's like, come on, come dance with me. I'll lead,
I'll do what. We're just having fun. I was like,
let me have one more shot, and she's like, are
(09:23):
you serious? I was like, just one more shot, So I.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Take a shot.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I turn around and she's making out with a girl
on the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You could have been that woman. You could have been
that girl, could have been me so mad it infuriates me.
I agree, you got so you want some you know,
you could have. You wanted some liquid courage.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
See had you been there? I take it back, No, no,
I don't. We were in Miami, me, you and Vince Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, yeah, you guys at the dance floor, and I
still didn't. That's right, you remember I was. You watched
and I watch in class. You love to spectator dance.
I spectate.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't like to, Like if I go to an orgy,
I'll watch, yeah, for.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sure, and take you know for that. People learn that
about your all the time is that. That's Steve Vern
He's a watcher. I did. I did. I always liked
the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I always put it out there when I was coming
up because I think people like to be with me
because I'd always be the worst person on the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
But I wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I dance with a salary, says, I dance with a
confidence that I should not have because I just like to.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I like to dance, and I don't care what I
look like, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Not very good at it, but I have moves that
are entertaining to watch beyond.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
But I don't. I don't. Would you call me a
bad dancer a good dancer?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
If I were to study this and I have as
a watcher, I would say, you actually are a good dancer,
because to be that bad you have to be great. Okay,
does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I guess so you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think you're so good you can take it to
another level where it looks horrible, but it's actually like
rooted in, like real like it's all symponicity with the
you're on. It's totally on the beat. Oh yeah, it's
a train wrap.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, it's for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's an absolute dumpster fire. Rolling into fans floor of fun.
But it is contagious. And what happens is anywhere you go,
and I've seen this repeatedly. Anywhere you go, where there's
a song you like, it turns into a fiesta. It
is Sinco de Mile meets Marty Gras meets MLK Day.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like I don't even know what that last one is,
but it just everybody again, everybody comes in and joins them.
I break the eggs, your first wheelers, stay off, twist
and show.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Am I want to like everyone, everybody's time to eat, baby,
Let's break the eggs. Come on out, Let's breakfast time.
Let's make some omlets. Come on.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I do I think that, you know, that's the biggest
thing that annoys me, being because I was a spectator
a long time.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Because I don't drink, so I go out with my
friends and I just want That's where it comes from.
You think, Yeah, it's just it's so annoying that everybody
had their back up against the wall. Too cool for school.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And I was like, and everybody's like just waiting for
something to happen. And ten out of ten times, as
soon as I hit that dance floor, hearing somebody else.
And that's why my friends love to be with me,
because all my friends were also better looking than me.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, And I would always just have the confidence.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
To go into groups of girls and be like, we're
doing this, what's going on here, Let's see the icy
right and they go, oh, my friend, he's so silly,
you know, and that's it. But I would just and
always for me at the end of the night, I
would always have so much fun. And I think that's
why I'm so skinny because I.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Use me Wait can we rewind that? And just can
you rewind that? And like get my face okay, get
my face taking in the information of going That's why
I'm so skinny because you will see like a destruct
look like you have Wait what because I've seen him
as much as I've seen you dance. I've seen you
with your shirt off. That's how much we've spent time together.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So it's like this he like those people when you're
at the.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gap or a store, it's like, oh's a nice shirt,
where's your dressing room?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I was like, I like this, Wow, chucks the shirt
It's hits you in the face. Every every room, every
room is a dressing room if you get dressed in it.
Same way, every floor is the dance floor if you're
not dancing on it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What happens is like when you're used to it, like us,
like Jig and I just like, okay, Joe's just trying
on a shirt, so you're not really as amused. But
the whole staff's like this dude's on TV. Is he
just taking his clothes off right here? And everybody's like, oh,
that's Joe. That's It's almost like they expect it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Best is when people recognize me mid shirt off and
like joke, I get Sophie and I and they don't
even think about it.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I just take the shirt off I have to. They
don't even think twice about it.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, but I should be fatter.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I burn a lot of calories.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You don't do anything you should. You should be obese.
You should clinically be obese. Ye like a doctor should
say you should walk fifteen fifteen minutes a day. But
you are skinny here. Yeah, just there's that one barrel spot.
That's yeah, man, I couldn't you could, by the way,
it's not even that bad.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, it's not because I blouse, but you lost weight. Yeah,
I found something too, So it's you've lost more than
you've yes. But I was I was on I was
on an uptick before my colonnoscope, I.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Was on an uptick. We were learning a lot today.
I grabbed, I grabbed that. I grabbed that drainage and
wrote it out. Oh my yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I was like, you know this is gonna because you
go out you call it drainage. Well you had to
go and a look with diet for you know, for
two days. And I did that, and then I had
the know I evacuated the dance floor because that's before.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
The cols that we got flooded the dance floor. I
flooded the dance floor. So I did all that right,
and then I felt like lighting on my feet.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I was like, you know what, for a couple days,
I was going to bang out some veggies and we
go back to like sort of veganism for a minute.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And I and I did have like a nine pounds swing.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Really yeah, and then and then I was like yeah,
I was like, let's start it back up, went right
to the factory, pulled in, bringing it and waved him
in right in the.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Gullet the palette. Another pallet. Yeah, but now I'm back
in I'm back on the road because of the full tour.
So now it's like when I'm out and about the
late night eating. You know how it is.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You're with me most of the time, you know, the
late night eating starts. There's not really as much.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
But I do do more walking, I think now because
I'm exploring the towns. I'm in the main streets right,
so I think I'm a little.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Bit very high intensity cardio.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, like four to five steps a minute. I don't know,
you guys, keep keep up, but yeah, four minutes. So
did you answer your movie thing though? Yeah? What was it?
I'd be the t Rex in Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You never answered it.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You never answered it. I'd be the t Rex and
Jurassic Park. You proposed the question, you never answered it. Yeah,
I did. I said I would be I would be
in Star Wars. She didn't. I did too. Wow, my god,
wake up? What would you be in Star Wars?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Me?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yoda?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You never said this?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Did he say? I said I'd be in Star Wars?
But then we sidetracked. I said star Wars.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
He said Star Wars, not Yoda.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I'd be Yoda. There we go now.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I didn't know, Jodah, this.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is not the fat man you're looking for. Podcast with me,
you will and the pastries.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You will hand me the past at the canolas you're
looking for.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
These are gluten free.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
These are everything is They're not right, they are gluten free.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
They're not they are gluten.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I am skinny, I am attractive, but I'll tell you
I am attractive.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
My wife I got.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I was in Pittsburgh and these girls I went to
college with they came the show. This girl named Gina,
God bless her. She's a sweet girl, very sweet. But
you know they're on in the forties, right, and this
young guy, Luca Farrow is opening for me.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Gorgeous Luca. He's a handsome kid. He opened for us
on the road. He game out. One time she comes over.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She goes, she goes, hey, Luca, how much how many
drinks would I have to buy you for you to
hook up with me? And I go, hold on, I'll
get the bottle.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
She goes, fuck you.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Hold on, I'll get the bottle immediately, And it wasn't
even like hey, fuck you, like laugh and she was
like Fishers, like fuck you, Steve, I haven't seen you
in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I came to support you by seeing your show.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You She fucking left and didn't talk for the rest
of the night.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
That sound so bad. It's like, you saw my show.
Do you get me a layup? I'm not gonna say
anything about that, of course. And and by the way,
he'd absolutely need the bottle.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You weren't lying, You're shirt and straight.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But I was out with another comic recently. I forget
where we were, but we were like going to like
a you know, like a pub, and they had a
dance floor, like a fun Come on, I lean on
all that stuff, right, all the bangers, all the bangers,
the wedding playlist, the wedding playlist, right, you'd been in heaven,
been in heaven. So we walk in and there's these
three young kids. None of them are like Homecoming King,
(18:09):
but they had on one had a Hawaiian shirt on,
the other hat on like plant plaid pants, and they're
just you could just see their fun guys. They're not
trying to get attention. They're just like goofy and they hit.
I see them hitting the dance floor, and I'm like,
you could be.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
The best looking guy in this room.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But those kids are going to be competition for every
The girls are going to swarm around these guys in
about five minutes and they became the party and.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
People love them. Having a good time with people having
a good time. Yeah. Yeah, you want to be a
part of it. That's you, that's me. Good time right here,
And that's why you hang out with me so much.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's Joey dance shoes, Jo's dancing, my Kipezio's burn.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I gotta hit the floor, lace them up. I gotta
hit the floor here, my Viking as we conquer it all. Okay,
here we go, be honest. Do you remember that you
had the hat on? Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
There's been moments where I forgot I had it on
it and then and then it dips back and I
got a big forehead, So I gotta go back down.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Thank you some in your questions to cool Moms at
two Cool Moms, Cool Moms pod.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Here we go. Here we are on gmails, nice sideway,
gangs to style. Yeah, there we go and mess with you.
There you go, Here we go. He's getting serious. Oh
so he's rhino in it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Fuck, it's not built that way. I had lose blood
in my Heather. It's from a doesn't say not a
question but random idea I sent to Steve a while ago.
Had to throw that in, had to Steve. Now I'm
doing this a second time. My apologies, but I just
don't check my DMS. Really funny idea for a Too
Cool Moms episode, if you think it would be funny.
(19:43):
Me and my friends used to take out the lyrics
to big Papa in the song by Biggie I love
it when you call me Big Papa, and exchange it
for ridiculous cinems like I love it when you call
me enormous pod right, or I love it when you
call me grandfather.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You guys could have each other pick songs out of
a ha and I have to come up with ridiculous
synonyms for song names or song hooks. It would be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You look psyched to play it. You gave this I
love it when you call me Big Pop.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Well, that was just that's one example. Now you've got
to if you were given the song title, you have
to give another.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We do this, We do this naturally, though you you
do it naturally. You're very okay, So what's an example?
Because this is this is you is it me?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, I thought it was. I thought there was two
cool moms.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, yes, But but like I'm just saying, like this
is something where like as we're driving down the road,
we'd hear a song and then you will.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I love pun work. I love pun work. I love
to do it, and I love to to mess with
the songs.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm very I'm very musical, yes, but you know music
more than that tap tap.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, I imagine the the orchestra tap tap tap, guys,
I am musical and.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Go here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Uh No, So like Jiggy, you have your give us,
give us some song titles.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I'm pulling up just like the top hundred songs of
all time. So I'll give you guys a song and
then you guys can maybe punt it out sounds. I
think that would be a more That sounds great.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Right, Welcome to a new segment called how puney Is this?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh? Great? That's great? I love it. Let's put up
a fun title here, give me some fireworks.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
We don't have a budget foril we just go like
this here. We'll just put it here in our handle,
go behind the textas that's all we know how to do.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We don't, you know, we don't.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
We don't even know how to use AI and hey,
I could just do it right now, but yeah, we don't.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Okay, we'll start with a classic from Simon and Garfunkle,
the Bridge over Troubled Water.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's what he's like.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Good, bridge over troubled.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
What we're doing? So you just made it Spanish? Yeah,
that's what they. I love when you call me big Papa, grandfather,
a big enormous padre. Yeah, I see what they did.
So they just came up with different words for big papa,
and they need an enormous padre. I love it when
you call me enormous pa, Dreight.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Something you just did like a bridge over troubled dog
wa alright up.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But when you call me h grande Senora frogs.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
God, this is awful. That whiskey and a copy or one?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay, Madonna like a prayer.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
When you brush my hair?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know if this is the game?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Can I can I give another suggestion. I used to
play game the fire Alarm. Okay, so I used to
play a game that was a fun, fun party game,
a fun party game. It was called the Dick Game.
And so you play you take called the dick game.
You take a song lyric or a song title or
a movie title, and you replace one word with dick,
so instead of toy story would be like toy dick
(22:44):
or something like that. It's called the or dick story exactly.
That's the game. It's called the dick game.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You mean titles? What you're doing every porn title take.
I never said that's funny. It was a It was
an old joke I had so loin king great. Yeah,
man it up. Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Porn titles saving Ryan's privates.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Not bad. Yeah, that's better game.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
That's a fun game.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Give me a movie.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Title and you're gonnaify for four movie titles.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And will adultify it. Okay, he's googling titles.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
I'm googling some some movies here, Okay, Michigan. I had
one that it doesn't need anything. Freddy got fingered. Let's
do robin Hood menon tights.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Robin Hood menon tights?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Terrible who said, I'm so glad the name isn't there,
And now I'm glad I didn't answer the first.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You know what, you probably ignored it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Robin Hood men in tights already like, uh.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Feel my tights. Uh, Robin's goods, feel my tights. There
you go.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Uh, but it's already like a satirical.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Honey, I shrunk the kids already there don't Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Let's go on. Don't do it. We want We're an
iHeart official podcast. Now, don't do it. Next question, you
look at me with your Viking helmet. We all know
what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Next Steve, No, no, no, but Joy No, okay, okay,
next question.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Here we go. This is coming up again. I don't
have to. Okay, Hey, mommies with a Y chromosome? Why
do that? Why? Why insert that? Folks ahead, Hey mommies.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I've listening to your podcast and love how you can
have a laugh and chat about lighthearted to some serious stuff.
I have a question for the moms who can give
a dad's perspective. I have a two year old son
who had a difficult newborn stage with my husband. Was
sort of blindsided, I think, and didn't do much thinking.
I had some magical nohow or how to deal with
screaming babies.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It was so rough.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm debating on having a second child, which was always
our plan.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Uh sorry, just listen. I'm scared I'll have the same
newborn stage, but now with a toddler swinging for my
prego belly? Am I scared for nothing? And how do
I express my concern to the hubs without sounding critical
about his effort in newborn hood? Thank you guys for
all your advice. Wow, so she felt like he didn't
do enough. Yeah, she was doing it all and she's
(25:38):
on the second one and her husband's got the X chromosome.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Okay, I guess so. So I think that the thing
here is.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm gonn don't take my chromosome away, Mama, don't take
my chromosome. Mama, won't take my quotosome. Mama, I won't
take my quotosome away. Remember that Paul Simon codacr them.
You don't remember the No, you have no idea that
Paul Simon's song.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
No, this is you now, this is what you do.
You don't know Ben, you don't know Benny. You know
Benny Higgins and the bluff Bluffs. They sang, I'm doing
electric power.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm doing oh christ, I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Here we go. The puns. I got the puns, but
I don't know the original song. You know this song?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, I do know it. It's in a lot of movies.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I'll stare at you too.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Your dad was banging your mom in the kitchen of
the song in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Probably do you think they used music my parents when
my fucked. Oh, your dad definitely banging your mom with this.
My dad probably got a hand hub probably over there.
You don't remember the song? I remember that. Oh is
this Benny Goober and the Jets. I don't know it.
(27:03):
I feel like I would like it. So we were
doing puns earlier.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, she said the chromosomes, so I thought that was
a good Mama, don't take my chromosome. I recognize that,
especially these days, because they are taking the chromosomes away
and becoming anything you want.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Do you want this to be a thirty second podcast? Guys?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
This podcast is now on Fox News won the Daily Wire.
I want to thank Ben Shapiro for having us two
cool Shapiros to cool Shapiros?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Did you I didn't know that song at all.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Paul Simon, it's a very popular you know what you
only listen to time out yep.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Paul Simon is from Simon Garfunkle that's who that is.
That's that Simon, Joe. I swear to God, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I'm gonna bend down that Simon.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, I'm going I'm gonna ram into you and gorge
you with one of these Viking things. You didn't know
Paul Simon was from Simon. And that's really that sory
that happened to you.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh wow, that was crazy. I just what I just had.
I just had edits this.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Please please please please get Joe's face when he looked
over here and he just you had no idea who
also song?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Which every chase? And I bet I bet that Simon
Paul Simon, Yeah, I love that. So he that's the same, Yeah,
it is. So what's the most famous.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Is you were always more of a Garfunkle fan.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm super Garfunkle. My son's name was almost garfunk garfun
g Funkle Smithsonian Gatto that was almost his name.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I love it if Garfunkle was singing like a bridge
over trouble and then they cut to you like a
bridge Joe troubled.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
What what if it was gatto on golf Bunkle. We
got rid of Simon, remember we talked about that replacement thing?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Or how about Simon, Garfunkl and Gatto.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Sounds like a law firm.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Feeling groove.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
God got bit by a dog called Simon Golfunkling Ghatta?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
What office is a Simon golfun going ghetto back? Why
do you guys have an unmarked van that you travel
in like?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's so weird? Oh? I wow, that was This has
been a repue? You had no idea?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
No, that's in a revelation for me Simon and garfunk Okay,
so what happened to garfunk They didn't do nothing by himself?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
What's golfing? What's Guyfunkle? Is in the first name? Art? Art? Garfunkel?
Now Garfunkle? Is that real? I believe it's art Garfunkle,
not many famous artists.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
If he had like the hair of a mad scientist.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yes, like that? Yeah, America, I know. I see the
picture of them on a Oh. Now that I see
the picture, I put it together.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
To did you know name the band liner Richie was
in Lina?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Richie was in the Commodore's right. Oh, okay, I knew that.
I like Motown. That's why I'm not really a Simon
and garfl What what what is that? Bluegrass? Grass tones? What
is that? What's that's theirs made? Upton made up? What
is what is that called? What is that called? Folk music? Folk? Okay,
don't look at me like I'm a fucking eighties You're
from New York City. Yeah, I'm from New York City,
(30:11):
the home of folk.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Folk music scene came out of the village.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
There was a big Oh.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, folk music came out of like Amish country. Amish
folk music did not originate in New York City.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Can you google that. There's no way that folk music
came from New York.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It was like the village was like the epicenter for
all the fucking this stuff. That ship yeah, isn't that's up? No,
But they'd say something funny and they go, oh the snap,
the snaps.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Snaps, hey man, smoking doobies like that? The folk. I
didn't know folk. I'm learning a lot this one. This
one's a big one for me. Michael McDonald What band
was he in?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Ronald's Michael McDonald's he did?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What band was he in before? Was he in the cars? Oh? Man?
I don't know, Doobie Brothers? Was he? Yeah? I know
that the pianol.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I don't know the I know, I got, I got that,
that's what you were doing.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't think this was Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
A lot of people came out of New York City's
music scene that were folky.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I didn't. I don't know. Yeah, the village was that
was did you find a jig? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
I think you're thinking of like Bob Dylan, which would
be considered he considered folk, considered folk, So there is
origin definitely in New York, but is considered like a
North American Northeast American.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Episode was the village in New York City, that's where
they all would gather and inspire each other.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
But that is but that is correct, and Bob Dylan
would be kind of the leader of the pack.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
So Bob Dylan is the biggest folk artist of all time, right,
hands down, right, it has to be right.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I don't know any Bob Dylan songs, I.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Don't think though, for a million dollars, I can tell
you bubb Zilling song.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I know didn't. Don't They make fun of him and
he doesn't. He's very nasally right, I guarantee, like I can't.
Like we all know it though, if you if you
hear it. Yeah, yeah, you can just bring up the
top three, pry.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I'm gonna go to I'm going to go to Spotify
and see what they're his top.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
When you go to the iHeart Music Radio app, you
find oh.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, sorry, let's go to the biggest competitor.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Your dummy just kind of go.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Oh well, yeah, I mean I'm here on iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, just search for Bob Dylan, okay, and see and
see what the top songs come up.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Okay, the top songs are Knocking on Heaven's Door, which
I feel like I know.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That knock knock, Knocking on Heaven.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
I do know that one.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's it's not a remake by the Guns and Roses. Yeah, yeah,
Guns and Roses remade that, right, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He did it for well, you think Spaceballs came first
before Star Wars.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
It's like I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that.
I thought Knave's Door was a Guns and Roses first.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Number two is like a rolling Stone some.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Made famous by the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, along the Rush Tower Jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But he did it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Three is Blowing in the Wind.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
A great title. For a movie.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
You heard that was a Monica Winsky's favorite.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
All right, next question, Well, it's it's it's a journey
of self discovery here on Today's two cool Moms for
Joe Gatto.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
You are learning a lot. Yeah, give me the fourth one.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Do you have the quarter the times they are a
change in?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes, yes, okay, you got me up. We know them all.
But how's that number four?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I don't know that one.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, I didn't know that one. I know guns and Roses,
you know you heard it. I know times they are
a changing. The first three we did not know. I
knew all the remake versions of them.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
And then the last one to round it out is Hurricane.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
I looked at you and when they said knock on
his door, I looked at you and did an Axel
Rosen person going knock knock, knocking on Havel and Sto
And you went.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, and you thought that was my Bob Zylan?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
What you think your Frank Caliendo? You nailed the impression.
It sounded like Dylan, to be honest with you, sound
anything like Axel.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It was horrible. It's just heavens better than yeah, it's better.
It's actually better.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Going to coke and yeah, just banging groupies and models
and brain bridges and jumping up.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Edit out both impressions.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, so thanks for submitting that question.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Answer that, uh, she's got her second.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Kid, she needs to make sure that he is more
present and available. I totally understand, though. I think sometimes
like it's easy to go.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You know, you see the the.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
The wife, the mother breastfeeding. I think she's got it
right right, and so it's almost like you don't, You're
like you got its hands off.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
But I always offered help. You always offered help, Yeah,
said do you need time alone? Do you need to
take a nap?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Do you need I think maybe if you do something
like that, you know, you could you could assume that
she's maybe he doesn't assume maybe maybe it's just I
don't know, maybe it's not private.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
But well, she doesn't communicate it, he doesn't know, right, Yeah,
so that's the first step, I think. But I lived
through this exact thing, this exact thing when we had
our first when we had our daughter, she was not
a very good baby. Shites sleep much. It was very hard.
I was away a lot, and I didn't really do anything.
Then when a second one came around, Bess was like, hey,
(35:32):
you got to do better.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Than you did on the first one.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
And we had like a talk and she was like,
okays the opposite to do. Yeah, So I was like,
all right, what do I need to do here? And
then we just started going. But I think in the beginning,
nobody knows what they're doing. So with the first one,
nobody knows what they're doing. Nobody knows the right way,
There is no right way. Nobody knows any of that.
So I think you definitely just have to communicate what
you're looking for for help. Don't just be like help me,
because he doesn't know what that means. If you're like,
hey you need specific, be specific, I think you need
(35:57):
to be specific in what you need specific, be specific.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Hey b R O W D I E.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
That's the way we spell rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, let's get rowdy.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I think what she needs to have is just a
little patient Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I don't, I don't know the bub don't sag that.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No, I would slid blood blood.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I would say you communicate. I would say you'd have
to say exactly what you need and for help, And
if you don't know what you need to communicate that
as well, but like, look, I just need you to
be around and lean on each other.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I think that's a big important thing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
So that's interesting you you dealt with this this exactly?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Just the inverse? Is it from Bessie?
Speaker 4 (36:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I know I did, Like I just didn't. I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
You know you want to have that second kid though, too,
And you can't not have the second kid if you
really want to expand your family and have the joy
of a sibling for your child because you're afraid of
the infant stage, right, you got it.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
There's ways to solve that, and it's by communicating, I think, right.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
And by the way, there is no more difficult stage
than the first year.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I know we'll say teenage stage is tough too, but
I feel like the first year is just because you
can't communicate with the baby. Sure, communication might be hard,
and the teenage stage, the kids have their own mind,
they're getting into trouble or whatever, But I feel like
at least you could talk to them and understand what
they want or need better, Like in the beginning, you
have no idea why that baby's crying, But.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
A teenage stage like it's just a lack of communication. Sure,
they don't want anything to do with you. Yeah, right,
But the infant stage, it's like they they are really
they're they're literally gonna die if you don't do it's.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Complete the bare minimum. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You've got to be there every second. And the biggest
game changer is the minute a kid learns to walk,
because it's one thing that mobile like it's great to
just okay, okay, you did, you're good, Okay, you have
to pack up, you down, Okay, maybe I can get okay,
but the minute the walking starts, it's where to go.
Oh my god, it's just no, no, no, put that down,
(37:57):
don't touch that, get that out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Stop that. That's not food. Please stop.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I think that you get so fried as a parent, right,
and you don't remember like what's going on. One of
my favorite uh you know uh on social media videos
was it was like an Instagram reil whatever. There was
this woman who was literally holding the baby. There was
another baby playing right, and she's shaking the bouncer with
her foot that the baby was walking right. And then
she looks and the baby's not there, and she stands
(38:23):
up and starts panicking looking for the baby as she's
holding the baby. Oh my god, and then realize this
and goes oh, and you see her go oh, And
she just kisses the baby and puts it in the
bouncer the class.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's how first she's holding the right exactly. Oh, that's crazy.
So yeah, it just goes to show you like it
really is. It really is tough. So I would say
to this husband, try to step up as best you can.
You didn't do a good job. It's okay that you
didn't do better on the shoe.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
But she did a majority of the work okay the
first time, and now it's his turn and step Now
it's his turn to step up there, and she just
needs to communicate that, right.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's it. Hey, Joe and Steve, I love your podcast.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Just need some friendly advice for a problem I've been
dealing with for a few years. I lost my father
in twenty twenty one, and it was always so close
with him growing up. I took his death really hard
and I'm still trying to cope with ways to move
on from it. I'll try therapy and all. Through all this,
my partner was very supportive in the beginning but now
it's the opposite. How do I get him to change
from the way he was.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Is he's the opposite, and he's like telling her to
just get over it. Now.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I think it's the it's obviously the wear and tearor
of you know, anybody wants to be supportive to anybody
dealing with death or somebody you care about, I think
at the beginning of any relationship. But but I think
it does get to you know, it's like sneezing. You know,
you get three God bless you. Yeah, thereforeth you're like,
(39:49):
all right, get the fuck away from me, you know,
not to minimize the death of a parent. But I
think there's sympathy. There's sympathy. There's sympathy, and then there's like,
all right, we've all had enough.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I think you're saying it's coming, which is a good,
very good point. It comes from fatigue. Because the other point, too,
is that they can't do anything for.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
You, and that makes frustration. When you care about someone
and you can't help them solve their problem. There's literally
nothing you can do for them. You feel frustrated and
you'd rather be like, just do what you gotta do
and get over it.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Because I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Right, They've they've listened, they've talked, they've communicated, they've been
there for you, and now it's to the point where
it's just like like, literally, there's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
There's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
So maybe it's like, maybe just go to your quiet
space when you want a vent or you know, you
need to whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I'll be here for you.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, but I like, what do you want from me?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Yeah, I think I think the I think the big
problem for I've had this happen because my parents are
dead yours or not, and when my mom passed away,
it's actually literally the reason why I asked Betsy to
marry is because.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
The way she handled helping me through that huge shock
and hurt. Wow.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
And I have always dealt with the death of my
parents in my own way. But I've seen the way
some of my like with my sisters, how their husbands
had to be a little bit more supportive and part
of it where I kind of just handled it on
my own. So I think it's kind of interesting. It
all depends really on the person and the person that
(41:25):
you're with your partner, right, and the dynamic of it,
because Bessie helped me big time in the beginning with
it when it happened that first you know, six months whatever,
when I was really messed up about it, and then
I was like started fining, I found my own process
and grieving and all that, and she was a little
less involved about it, right, still there of course, but
less involved, whereas like my sisters deal with it all
the time.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
They you know, my sister.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Feels a lot about like they missed, she didn't get
to meet my kids, but all this stuff, you know, right,
And I really just think that a lot of the
way that you're what you can do is have a
conversation with your partner say, look, this is how I feel.
I'm still dealing with it. I get that you don't
know how to do it. I just need you know,
this is what I need. But understand that your partner
(42:08):
has done what he can or they can.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I think the outlet then should be going to obviously,
you know, unless it is like everybody else is gone.
There's the mother, there's the brother, there's the sister, right,
there's the uncle. People who are affected, there's people that
are immediately impacted by the death the same as you
and maybe using them as a crutch because they.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Can relate more than anybody. But but yeah, I think
I think anybody's.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Everybody's been in a relationship where there's only so much
you can do for somebody. For sure, you know, and
certainly my brother and I we have this very very
heated relationship. But I've been as supportive as anybody can
be and eventually you just hit a wall.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
You're like, I can't do.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, I think it's it stems from that, It stems
from everybody's human They give what they can and then
you run out of gas.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
So you know, he's had a guess on this this thing.
So you need to be able to and look, it
is on you too as a person to deal with
your grief and deal with you need to. Nobody can
help you as much as you can, that's the bottom line.
Like you have to.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
You have to figure out your shit in every aspect
of life, you have to figure it out. It all
rests on your shoulders only so much that people could
help you with with support, and the only person that's
going to support you getting through it as you. So
I would say, try to figure out how you can
handle it without the help of anyone.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Sometimes you read these like BuzzFeed articles, you know, and
it's like the hospice nurses will always write here's here's
what someone on the deathbed was saying to me, and
like you read these things and you realize just at
the end of the day, like yeah, but to your point,
it's just you're gonna be in a bed, you know,
(43:49):
God willing, you're in a bed at some point with
you know, loved ones whatever. But it's you riding off
on the sunset by yourself. So same thing.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah, well good luck. It's not an easy thing
that you're dealing with.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
But again it comes out of communication, especially with your partner,
like let them know.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Speaking of death, this is a Viking funeral today. That's
what this episode will be called. Viking funerals.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Antalbeads. Thank you for joining us on our last podcast.
We appreciate it. Steve. You know what, I would love
to say that he did great today. Thanks everybody for
listening to Two Moms.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
I've been Joe Gatto, that guy over there, he's going
to rename nameless and we'll see you guys next time.
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