February 13, 2023 • 12 mins
We're giving Straight Nate a lesson on how not to be a dick after he was rude to a game contestant on the show.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show cameras camera. I hate them. Oh no,
it makes me look like even even she said, she
(00:25):
goes Scary looks all his weight and unfortunately you just
stop paying off on the camera. I did say that Scary,
you look great camera. But if that one is the devil,
he's he's still not as heavy on that. Look at
him here and then look at him there. It isn't different,
hen to get a shot of both Scary and the
monitor at the same time. I think you can if
(00:45):
you back up what didn't start? And look does he
looks he looks very skinny? Yeah, I take you zoom
in on my fat faces that you don't have a
fat face. I think, Diana, by the way, to do
it the best job. We love you. Yeah, no, that
cameras the devil, that one right there, by the way, Yes,
we have started. It's here, by the way, voted the
(01:07):
worst member of the show today. Okay, can we talk
about that? We will. And here's Danielle, and there's Garrett
who did a great job calling the game at the
Super Bowl last time. And there Skinny Scary, and there's
Gandhi and another room. What can we call him skinny
scary from now on? I love that for the next month.
Not yet. So why do you all been out of shape? Okay,
(01:33):
the contestant, I mean, sweet person to the earth. We
had a contest on the show Assault of the Earth.
Sweet woman. She just didn't do that well on the contest.
She got what half right, barely. She didn't know Srint,
she didn't know Prince Christina Aguilera was Jennifer Lope. Okay,
there's that mistakes. And then so I didn't want to
(01:54):
give her anything cash wise, which I had, you know, money.
I wanted to give her a T shirt, which more
than she probably you know, earned, right, don't you think?
Go ahead? You were awarding people that don't do well.
I'll tell you why we awarded her because you were
so fucking mean to her. You were had you been
polite and said, oh god, I wish you would have
(02:16):
done better, We're gonna send you an Elvis r In
shirt and thanks for listening. You tore into her. You
did you did. If you did better than that, I
was gonna give you something, but you didn't give you money.
If you did better shirt, especially going to give you
not listening exactly what right, but not just you know,
side with an asshole. But I agree with you unfortunately, No,
(02:39):
but maybe the way you could have come across as
exactly had you been playing, I would have agreed with you.
Do I had to make up for the fact that
Elvis Elvis, he's signing with Nate nobody. But yeah, I
could still have make an opinion, but I don't have
to be vocal about I agreed with Nate too. I
wouldn't have still mean to the lady. Can I just say,
(02:59):
for the record, I didn't say I disagreed with him.
I disagree with the way he treated I love my belter.
I may have been a dick. I apologize for had
a stroke. You had a stroke, right, yeah, that's two strokes,
m But I apologize for being a dick. But that
doesn't you know, negate the fact that we shouldn't be
rewarding people that don't do it. The thing you found
(03:20):
like now, this is what my husband says is wrong
with a lot of things, Like kids get participation trophies.
You go to a carnival and even if you don't
win the carnival game, they still give you a prize
and he says, that's not teaching. Is it true? Everyone
gets everyone gets to run the bases now with the kids,
you know, when they nobody can strike. There's no strikeouts,
(03:43):
no screw that, no one, No one's listen to my
point of view, it's the same as if a little
kid gets up there and misspells a word on the
spelling be Yeah, you don't look at the kid to go,
you stupid little idiot Indian. Definitely, he's not an idiot. Pearance.
(04:05):
We need to treat oursers. Okay, she was a very
polite person, she was nice to us. I'll give you
a list of asshole listeners that you should be. She's
not one of them. So how do you feel about
participation awards and everybody gets to do this and that culture.
I totally don't think they should be rewarded, but we
shouldn't be yelling at them making it feel like shit. Okay, alright,
(04:27):
I won't be as big as a dick. Don't be
a dick. Okay, it will be a dick period. Make
a snarky comment next time instead. Yeah, actually, the great comment,
the great comment was nice. We should have given her
what prince Prince be funny. Hey, you know what, we're
gonna give you her, Prince Helen next time. You're right,
it sounds like you're saying you're gonna give our Prince Albert. Yes,
(04:49):
we're gonna purece your penis penis. I watched the first
episode of You, the new season, and we talked about
it the other day. How there it is right there? Prince?
Can I ask a question? What is? What is? Prince Albert?
Is that the helmet? You can go google that that
you have your phone A little open area at the
(05:11):
end of your Renner Pierce in like the bottom the
entry to the Uretha Franklin's. That's got to be painful.
I'm sorry. Was there was there a Prince Albert? Yes?
There was? Why we don't I don't know that go
looked at up google that, but yeah, Prince Albert, and hey,
(05:34):
you know the thing is say, I bet that hurts.
Of course it hurts unless you're like no on this
old letter, Dick. But I wondered that, like you know,
he didn't feel actual satisfaction. It must Why would you
do it for who? Like I said, it both my
tooth once? What what are youven learning? Pierson gets its
(05:55):
name from a rumor that's circulated circulating that claiming Prince Albert,
the husband of Queen Victoria, got a penis piercing in
his twenties. That definitely had a hurt back then. It
hurts no matter what year it is. So there's that
I want to So I'm going to Hawaii fairly soon
(06:16):
on our vacation, and they have a traditional way of
tattooing where they use a chisel and like bang it
into your skin to get the tattoo. I think I
want to go on They tap it. They tapped the
ink into your Yeah, it's supposed to be really painful,
but I guess it's it's traditional and beautiful and I
want to get one. Do you want to put it
on my hand? Oh that's nice. Yeah, we'll see, but
my parents will be with me and they're going to
cock block that a lot, so I'm gonna have to
(06:37):
sneak around and do it. Well, you just said it
on a show, I'm sure like us. Our conversation leading
him to this point probably got him to day Today.
We had Shaggy on talking about his commercial in the
Super Bowl last night, the Jeep commercial, and we also
had Ava Max here in the studio. She was lovely.
(06:57):
We had a good day. It would all be dry
again because the Super Bowl jest. But before we were
walking into the studio, you know what she did, which
I I I firmly appreciate as a sign of trust.
She goes, okay, Booker check and she lifted her head up.
She wanted me to look for boogers. I didn't see
if you if you do it, can you get the book? Yeah,
you see the book. There was no chips in the dip,
(07:21):
no chips in it, no bats in the cave, no hangers.
Nothing was great Booker on the ceiling. There's a song
by lionel Richie funny, why you shouldn't life? But everything
I say, Hey Elvis, Yes, By the way, you know
what else happened today? Our episode of serial Killers dropped?
Remember the one we recorded? Well, you know what, I'm
I love doing serial Killers with you, but there's no
(07:42):
way I'll ever be as great as you and Andrew together.
Andrew was supposed to record again today. Guess what I
couldn't do it? Really Well, it's early. You can still
do it, can't taken. Maybe you could stick around a
little later and you can record it when he's free, No,
because then I'm not free, right, So it's all about Scott.
He's got a busy day, he's got a caption his
(08:03):
picture with Ava Max face. He already did, what's your cap?
I don't know what you're talking about, he said. He's
either going with one of us is sweet, one of
us is psycho, or the other one king or queen. Oh,
I'm the king, she's the queen. He has both of
them up there because it's already posted. I wish I
(08:24):
wish Andrew was on Facebook because I only do this
to make him nuts. One of us is sweet, one
of us is psycho. Come to think of it, there's
also a king and a queen. Okay, it's Ava Max
and a dufe named Scott. When my kids would say,
oh Mom, that's so cringe, it's very crazy. My kids
(08:46):
aren't on Facebook, so I don't care. I gave I
gave you guys the best, one of the best dad
jokes of all time. Up, how does a cat grill
at steak? Like that? But actually it was a video
of a guy dressed up in a cat suit. He's
(09:09):
very cute, like the reason for your kids. Speaking of
Ava Max, can we have some rules though, where if
we have like a night out the night before, like
a super Bowl night, that we don't have a guest
in studio because those days we have to actually put
extra effort in, you know, to to look a little
more decent than normal, so you know, like the day
(09:32):
before vacation, like I needna. Sanna doesn't like guests right
before we go on vacation, and neither Ali because they
have to end the video. And then can I just hey,
you can't defend yourself pay chatty Cathy. First of all,
it's your job to come in here, no matter what day,
look like shit. I don't want you don't look like
(09:53):
she's That's that's the issue. You don't look like you
look awesome. So I appreciate that, but I had to
put the effort in. I wouldn't have put the effort
in Avat. You have to. You should put effort in
every day. Need to defend me? What are you doing?
I'm with you. I totally agree. Shut up Scotty about
your catch. Do you feel the same way, like if
we're leaving for vacation video help me? I don't know
(10:17):
why even Hey, no offense, I know what you guys
all get paid, show up and do your job. I
don't have I don't have any brain cells left. How
did you say you dressed today like rosy o'donald? Just
like I drove a Subaru from downtown town? Did my
(10:38):
kayaks on top? They didn't know Dodonald, just get into
Rihanna's man's d M. That was Roseanne. Roseanne Sorry, yes,
she said, She said, when you're done with Rihanna, give
me a call or something like that. Shooting my shot shot?
(10:59):
You got your miss talking about a full day I got,
I got friends coming into town. We're gonna go paint
the town. Supposed to be a beautiful day in New
York City. So we're gonna go out and just continue.
Since I didn't eat or go too crazy last night
with Super Bowl Sunday, I'm gonna have Monday Funday, so
(11:22):
I'll be useless tomorrow. It's kind of like you were today. Hey,
you can practice before we go. How are you going
to let people down nicely? What are you gonna say?
I don't sign off sign off with being nice to everybody?
He can't. You didn't do that? Great? God? No, you
kind of you didn't suck that bad. No, No, you
(11:42):
really sit the bed. You ship the bed. You didn't
ship the whole bad as part of it. Then you
rolled over and slept on the clean Say no, you
gotta say better luck next time. A T shirt. Okay,
next time, you can send you a T shirt. Gandhi's
she Gandhi's she used to be your producer of a show.
She knows how to do it. You need to practice
(12:04):
before those children come back. Get my filtered. We gotta go.
You like it. We really should get out of day.
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show cameras camera. I hate them. Oh no,
it makes me look like even even she said, she
(00:25):
goes Scary looks all his weight and unfortunately you just
stop paying off on the camera. I did say that Scary,
you look great camera. But if that one is the devil,
he's he's still not as heavy on that. Look at
him here and then look at him there. It isn't different,
hen to get a shot of both Scary and the
monitor at the same time. I think you can if
(00:45):
you back up what didn't start? And look does he
looks he looks very skinny? Yeah, I take you zoom
in on my fat faces that you don't have a
fat face. I think, Diana, by the way, to do
it the best job. We love you. Yeah, no, that
cameras the devil, that one right there, by the way, Yes,
we have started. It's here, by the way, voted the
(01:07):
worst member of the show today. Okay, can we talk
about that? We will. And here's Danielle, and there's Garrett
who did a great job calling the game at the
Super Bowl last time. And there Skinny Scary, and there's
Gandhi and another room. What can we call him skinny
scary from now on? I love that for the next month.
Not yet. So why do you all been out of shape? Okay,
(01:33):
the contestant, I mean, sweet person to the earth. We
had a contest on the show Assault of the Earth.
Sweet woman. She just didn't do that well on the contest.
She got what half right, barely. She didn't know Srint,
she didn't know Prince Christina Aguilera was Jennifer Lope. Okay,
there's that mistakes. And then so I didn't want to
(01:54):
give her anything cash wise, which I had, you know, money.
I wanted to give her a T shirt, which more
than she probably you know, earned, right, don't you think?
Go ahead? You were awarding people that don't do well.
I'll tell you why we awarded her because you were
so fucking mean to her. You were had you been
polite and said, oh god, I wish you would have
(02:16):
done better, We're gonna send you an Elvis r In
shirt and thanks for listening. You tore into her. You
did you did. If you did better than that, I
was gonna give you something, but you didn't give you money.
If you did better shirt, especially going to give you
not listening exactly what right, but not just you know,
side with an asshole. But I agree with you unfortunately, No,
(02:39):
but maybe the way you could have come across as
exactly had you been playing, I would have agreed with you.
Do I had to make up for the fact that
Elvis Elvis, he's signing with Nate nobody. But yeah, I
could still have make an opinion, but I don't have
to be vocal about I agreed with Nate too. I
wouldn't have still mean to the lady. Can I just say,
(02:59):
for the record, I didn't say I disagreed with him.
I disagree with the way he treated I love my belter.
I may have been a dick. I apologize for had
a stroke. You had a stroke, right, yeah, that's two strokes,
m But I apologize for being a dick. But that
doesn't you know, negate the fact that we shouldn't be
rewarding people that don't do it. The thing you found
(03:20):
like now, this is what my husband says is wrong
with a lot of things, Like kids get participation trophies.
You go to a carnival and even if you don't
win the carnival game, they still give you a prize
and he says, that's not teaching. Is it true? Everyone
gets everyone gets to run the bases now with the kids,
you know, when they nobody can strike. There's no strikeouts,
(03:43):
no screw that, no one, No one's listen to my
point of view, it's the same as if a little
kid gets up there and misspells a word on the
spelling be Yeah, you don't look at the kid to go,
you stupid little idiot Indian. Definitely, he's not an idiot. Pearance.
(04:05):
We need to treat oursers. Okay, she was a very
polite person, she was nice to us. I'll give you
a list of asshole listeners that you should be. She's
not one of them. So how do you feel about
participation awards and everybody gets to do this and that culture.
I totally don't think they should be rewarded, but we
shouldn't be yelling at them making it feel like shit. Okay, alright,
(04:27):
I won't be as big as a dick. Don't be
a dick. Okay, it will be a dick period. Make
a snarky comment next time instead. Yeah, actually, the great comment,
the great comment was nice. We should have given her
what prince Prince be funny. Hey, you know what, we're
gonna give you her, Prince Helen next time. You're right,
it sounds like you're saying you're gonna give our Prince Albert. Yes,
(04:49):
we're gonna purece your penis penis. I watched the first
episode of You, the new season, and we talked about
it the other day. How there it is right there? Prince?
Can I ask a question? What is? What is? Prince Albert?
Is that the helmet? You can go google that that
you have your phone A little open area at the
(05:11):
end of your Renner Pierce in like the bottom the
entry to the Uretha Franklin's. That's got to be painful.
I'm sorry. Was there was there a Prince Albert? Yes?
There was? Why we don't I don't know that go
looked at up google that, but yeah, Prince Albert, and hey,
(05:34):
you know the thing is say, I bet that hurts.
Of course it hurts unless you're like no on this
old letter, Dick. But I wondered that, like you know,
he didn't feel actual satisfaction. It must Why would you
do it for who? Like I said, it both my
tooth once? What what are youven learning? Pierson gets its
(05:55):
name from a rumor that's circulated circulating that claiming Prince Albert,
the husband of Queen Victoria, got a penis piercing in
his twenties. That definitely had a hurt back then. It
hurts no matter what year it is. So there's that
I want to So I'm going to Hawaii fairly soon
(06:16):
on our vacation, and they have a traditional way of
tattooing where they use a chisel and like bang it
into your skin to get the tattoo. I think I
want to go on They tap it. They tapped the
ink into your Yeah, it's supposed to be really painful,
but I guess it's it's traditional and beautiful and I
want to get one. Do you want to put it
on my hand? Oh that's nice. Yeah, we'll see, but
my parents will be with me and they're going to
cock block that a lot, so I'm gonna have to
(06:37):
sneak around and do it. Well, you just said it
on a show, I'm sure like us. Our conversation leading
him to this point probably got him to day Today.
We had Shaggy on talking about his commercial in the
Super Bowl last night, the Jeep commercial, and we also
had Ava Max here in the studio. She was lovely.
(06:57):
We had a good day. It would all be dry
again because the Super Bowl jest. But before we were
walking into the studio, you know what she did, which
I I I firmly appreciate as a sign of trust.
She goes, okay, Booker check and she lifted her head up.
She wanted me to look for boogers. I didn't see
if you if you do it, can you get the book? Yeah,
you see the book. There was no chips in the dip,
(07:21):
no chips in it, no bats in the cave, no hangers.
Nothing was great Booker on the ceiling. There's a song
by lionel Richie funny, why you shouldn't life? But everything
I say, Hey Elvis, Yes, By the way, you know
what else happened today? Our episode of serial Killers dropped?
Remember the one we recorded? Well, you know what, I'm
I love doing serial Killers with you, but there's no
(07:42):
way I'll ever be as great as you and Andrew together.
Andrew was supposed to record again today. Guess what I
couldn't do it? Really Well, it's early. You can still
do it, can't taken. Maybe you could stick around a
little later and you can record it when he's free, No,
because then I'm not free, right, So it's all about Scott.
He's got a busy day, he's got a caption his
(08:03):
picture with Ava Max face. He already did, what's your cap?
I don't know what you're talking about, he said. He's
either going with one of us is sweet, one of
us is psycho, or the other one king or queen. Oh,
I'm the king, she's the queen. He has both of
them up there because it's already posted. I wish I
(08:24):
wish Andrew was on Facebook because I only do this
to make him nuts. One of us is sweet, one
of us is psycho. Come to think of it, there's
also a king and a queen. Okay, it's Ava Max
and a dufe named Scott. When my kids would say,
oh Mom, that's so cringe, it's very crazy. My kids
(08:46):
aren't on Facebook, so I don't care. I gave I
gave you guys the best, one of the best dad
jokes of all time. Up, how does a cat grill
at steak? Like that? But actually it was a video
of a guy dressed up in a cat suit. He's
(09:09):
very cute, like the reason for your kids. Speaking of
Ava Max, can we have some rules though, where if
we have like a night out the night before, like
a super Bowl night, that we don't have a guest
in studio because those days we have to actually put
extra effort in, you know, to to look a little
more decent than normal, so you know, like the day
(09:32):
before vacation, like I needna. Sanna doesn't like guests right
before we go on vacation, and neither Ali because they
have to end the video. And then can I just hey,
you can't defend yourself pay chatty Cathy. First of all,
it's your job to come in here, no matter what day,
look like shit. I don't want you don't look like
(09:53):
she's That's that's the issue. You don't look like you
look awesome. So I appreciate that, but I had to
put the effort in. I wouldn't have put the effort
in Avat. You have to. You should put effort in
every day. Need to defend me? What are you doing?
I'm with you. I totally agree. Shut up Scotty about
your catch. Do you feel the same way, like if
we're leaving for vacation video help me? I don't know
(10:17):
why even Hey, no offense, I know what you guys
all get paid, show up and do your job. I
don't have I don't have any brain cells left. How
did you say you dressed today like rosy o'donald? Just
like I drove a Subaru from downtown town? Did my
(10:38):
kayaks on top? They didn't know Dodonald, just get into
Rihanna's man's d M. That was Roseanne. Roseanne Sorry, yes,
she said, She said, when you're done with Rihanna, give
me a call or something like that. Shooting my shot shot?
(10:59):
You got your miss talking about a full day I got,
I got friends coming into town. We're gonna go paint
the town. Supposed to be a beautiful day in New
York City. So we're gonna go out and just continue.
Since I didn't eat or go too crazy last night
with Super Bowl Sunday, I'm gonna have Monday Funday, so
(11:22):
I'll be useless tomorrow. It's kind of like you were today. Hey,
you can practice before we go. How are you going
to let people down nicely? What are you gonna say?
I don't sign off sign off with being nice to everybody?
He can't. You didn't do that? Great? God? No, you
kind of you didn't suck that bad. No, No, you
(11:42):
really sit the bed. You ship the bed. You didn't
ship the whole bad as part of it. Then you
rolled over and slept on the clean Say no, you
gotta say better luck next time. A T shirt. Okay,
next time, you can send you a T shirt. Gandhi's
she Gandhi's she used to be your producer of a show.
She knows how to do it. You need to practice
(12:04):
before those children come back. Get my filtered. We gotta go.
You like it. We really should get out of day.
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