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What would you talk about on your on your podcast firm? Wow,
we got a packed house. Look at this. There's a
froggy in his guest bedroom. There's Gandhi in her boyfriend's
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living room. Danielle's in her jankety basement. There's a straight
Nate looking like a pirate in our studios. In the city,
you're Scotty b in the serial library. They're scary in
our studios. There's in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, in a parking lot
is Garrett. David Brody is in his den. We're trying
to get him on. And our special guests all the
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way from Seattle. Carla Marie and Anthony, Hi, guys, when
my kids are all together, look at me, stupid background, Nate,
there's one behind you. That picture of that man more
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this year than any man. Yeah, and he's not alive,
right that guy. No, I feel awful that you don't
do that. Now, where's Brody? I don't know where you
see a little guy like him? That's him? So Cala,
Marie and Anthony, welcome to our podcast. I wanted to
say something because I didn't get to talk when you
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guys were on the Big Show. But I remember getting
let go, And I know Elvis has been let go,
like what how many times? A hundred times? I got
let go from my first and second job, And I
remember the second time I got lego. I was crushed
and it was awful. But looking back on it in
hindsight now the three four months I was between being
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let go that unemployment until I went back to school, Uh,
I wish I had done more. You know, I was depressed.
I was bummed out. But if I was able to
go back and give myself advice, I would say, just
enjoy life, man like it's it's not the end of
the world, grandy, do you feel like it in the moment,
But God, I wish I could go back and do
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a ton of ship. But we can make that happen.
For I didn't feel like we got like I personally
got kicked in the nuts the daily got lego. But
the worst part was once I started coming out of
that like little depression, I couldn't do anything. The whole
world was shut down. Idiot sackpacker on Europe. No, I'm
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not like it was. I want to do right now,
but we are grateful we did get to go to
Jamaica and literally live on an island three weeks, so
we can't complete. Well, so if we're wondering where Garrett is,
Garrett is in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, shooting a TV thing and
Dave Brody keeps coming off and on. There Brodie, you
can hear us. Yeah, I'm here, Hey Brodie, Look who's
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joining us for the podcast? Hey? Wait, so Garrett, how
did you set up a microphone in the car? What
are you even connected? My question? Technology? Hot spots. I
will say though, Ford needs to start considering putting more
comfortable chairs for people that sit in their cars for
four hours to do radio shows. But yeah, hot spot, Yeah,
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hot spot and then uh internet connection and the USB
chord and very cold yeah morning until just now. Yeah,
well guess what. People are starting to come to work.
So I'm I'm literally in the middle of a parking
lot right now, so I'm sure the WiFi connection is
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is amazing. By the way, Carla, Marie and Anthony, what
are the great parts of doing this podcast? Is we
say the word fuck a lot? Yeah, I hear that.
Say I'm so nervous though, I say on twitch all
the time. Yeah, she herself all right, So we have guessed,
why don't we do something fun with our guests? Do
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you have a game? But we could always is a
crowd pleaser. What we'll focus on about this special guests. Oh, Froggy,
what does that mean? You know exactly what anal sex jokes,
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but spig of anal can? I talk about poop for
one second. So our Thanksgiving was just a horror show
because everything went wrong. And to top it off, at
the end of the night, since our dog Sawyer drank
an entire thing of gravy, he sprayed diarrhea all over
the wall in the bathroom in the overnight. So in
the in the morning, my daughter said, Dad, I think
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you should look at the wall in the bathroom and
there was just like like if you sprayed it from
a spray bottle. There was poop all over the needed
that morning. That question, daniel Danielle, Calm down, Danielle. It
wasn't mayo covered poop. It was just poop. Okay, stop
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now stop stop, not fair, not nice. Is this going
to be one of those things? Is this going to
be one of those things Scotty where I have to
not put into the podcast because that's what I got
called last week for So, Scotty calls me up last
week after he decides to tell his story and goes, hey,
can you not put that in the description because I
don't want my wife to get into it and know
that I talked about this on the podcast. Oh dat
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him here? Yes I will, I will, because he's been
he's been very he's been very like like short with
me for no reason. So what was the topic that
he didn't want to remember? What it was? It was?
It was the one from last week sometime we only tuesday.
How disgusting was it was? I think it was the bear?
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I think it was the bear bear Teddy Bear. Here,
it's time to play but hurt with Carla, Marie and Anthony.
Yeah right, but hurt. Here we go. All right. Now,
the way it works is you have to answer with
whoever is in this zoom room. Nobody outside of the
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zoom room counts. Alright, So first question for Carla, who
would you most like to have sex with in this
zoom room? Go? Yeah, you can say, Anthony say the
obvious answer. Okay, I'll say no, just kidding a fine?
Um no, actually, Scotty, yes, yes, all right? And he
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shooting dog? All right? Uh Anthony, same question, the same question.
Give it per cent, Danielle. I wanted to marry Danielle
my whole life. I love you, Anthony? Alright, Marine, who
in the zoom room is full of the most bullshit
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scary scary me? Why would you choose movie? This game
is gonna be so fun scary five years ago? When
I worked with you, was full of the most bullshit.
That does when you're not a nice person. Who Wow,
very good? Who is the most judgmental David Brodie? We
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can't even hear by the way, Yeah, thank you, thank you, Carla.
Marine who masturbates the most? That's somehow God, I mean,
that is why you're so enticing At the same time, Stott,
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all these guys, all these guys, same same Could you
talk about it the most? M Okay, that's fair? Uh? Anthony?
Who has given the most oral sex? Scotty, Yeah, there's
an obvious answer. There's an obviously Oh uh, stay scary,
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stay scary, it's not. Does everyone assume I give the
most brag about it trophy? For I forgot you had
a trophy for need to know about the trophy? You
even gave all sex to the trophy? All right? We
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already know the answer. I think Carla Mary, who is
the rudest person in this zoomer Oh m hm, brody bitch.
I'm glad they fired you. Rude who would sleep with
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somebody for money? Well, I wouldn't put it past Scottie.
I can't. I'm married. Married. I will say this. I
know she is willing to sell feet pictures for money,
so I'm gonna have to say, Carter the Marie selling
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your foot pictures again? Hold on time out. I have
never made a single penny off my foot, I said
I would. Do you know who sells pictures of their
feet has recently sold dirty sneakers and is trying to
sell dirty socks? Anthony Okaysting, we talked about it. Let
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me explain. I posted a picture of these sneakers that
wearing for three years to the gym because they finally
craft out they like split in the middle, and I
was like, I gotta throw these out. I've been wearing
them for three years. And someone was like, I'll buy
them from you, and I just threw out a number.
I said, okay, seventy five bucks and they said sure,
and they their penis and your sneaker enough second anymore?
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What did you mail them to them? Yeah? Yesterday? Oh
you did they tell you what they were going to
do with them? Uh? They didn't. They seemed really excited
about it. They're probably going to drink out of them.
Did they even did they even ask you what size
they were? They just wanted your youth sneakers. They just
wanted they're not wearing They're doing weird, they're not wearing them.
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I think that's very, very, very entrepreneurial of You give
me a break locked bag and someone keeps asking him
to wear them more, and he's like, no, you're getting
them how they are, and he's like trying to play
hardball in this whole business. He's got going. But but
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what you said, he's also he's sending underwear too. Oh no,
that's he hasn't gone that far yet. Pictures, Yeah, I
got made a hundred dollars for each foot, but you
sent someone a picture of your foot for money. That
was when we still had radio jobs. I was like,
we have Little Secret? Is that me in the background
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of naps? Yeah? That's why I found a guy that
looks just like you. Keep going do a thing called
Little Secret. We started a long time ago, and there
were people who talked about selling pictures of their feet
all the time. And someone messaged me saying I'd buy
a picture of your foot. And I said a hundred
bucks because I thought no one was going to spend
a hundred dollars on my feet, my gross ass feet.
And they said okay, and they ven moved me a
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hundred bucks. And then I sent him a picture of
one and they said, oh, only one. I said, well,
another hundred gets you both, and they sent me another
hundred dollars. Look, guy's looking at his feet right now.
Stop Scotty, stop it. I will do it anyway. Who
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sniff in his sock? You're disgusting? Alright, what's the next question? Is? Good? Yeah?
All right? Who? I think it's Anthony's turn? No, he
answered sex for me that I would sell myself. Apparently, apparently,
allegedly you both can answer this one. Who is the
biggest slob? I mean, well, Scotty is organized, he has
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a lot of crapt he's organized. No scary, he's have
you ever seen him eat? Didn't you say recently? Scary
that you you keep your paperwork and your dryer. So
I have to go with that. Yeah, because I have
so much, so many piles of paper and stuff in
my house, and there's nowhere to put it, so it's
now in my dryer. I mean, yeah, that is not good.
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Hey wait a second, look at Nate right now? Who
could be more sloppy than that? What I'm on? My hair?
This is my hair right now. This is what happening,
chacking out? Hang on, Oh, it's gonna get the fiverer
look going. It is nice. Yeah, look at that. Look
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at that your boys behind you, Your boys behind you
look happy to see you. I have no hair left,
so Nate's got all the hair and I have none left.
You know, this is kind of a what's that? Anthony?
Could you make a wig out of Nate's hair? I
don't think you want that? Why you's mad with my hair?
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It's fine? Look at that. He's you know, when goes
to falsetto, you know you're trouble. Your shoes on tied? Nate,
your shoes on tied? It is he just wants to
all right, Carl Marie, who is going to die first? Go? Jeez?
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I know that's a bad question. Yeah, that is a
bad question, But I'm not answering for some reason, I'm
drawn to saying, scary, what is it with me? What's
what is this? This obsession? Scary? And Brodie, honestly, do
you guys work out? You think you're more unhealthy than
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the guy with a brain aneurysms. Look at these guys,
Look look at what I'm up against in this room.
But these diets that you're on, that you know, first
you're on one, then you gained twenty five pounds, then
you're off it, then you're on and it's good. He
told me he was going to a trainer once a week,
and I was like, serious, that you have to go
more trailer, not trainer. And he only did that like
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once or twice. It was Megan. Trainer were the only
ones answering these questions. No, no, no, no, I'm not
playing this. Another question. How much time do we have left? Frog?
Well technically over, but let's let's do one more question. Alright,
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I love you, don't be mad at me? How could
I be angry at you? Never? Uh? This is mean?
All right, but you have to answer it. Yes, who
has the ugliest face? That is terrible? You have to
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you have to answer it. Sucks because I'm looking directly
at all of you. If this is on the phone,
I could have Arbitraley just said a name, but I'm
literally looking at all. I mean Gandhi has gone away
with no one answered about her or Garrett. Do you
think I'm insane? I'm not saying Gandhi love someone who
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hasn't been picked yet. That's a bad question. But my
face is technically not even round anymore. Just pick me,
it'll be easy. Then. Yeah, okay, you know what, you
know what I'm gonna go with Froggy only because he
asked for it. I got a zipper going down the
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side of my head. You're you're our favorite miracle. Yeah,
that was a bad question to end on. Well, I'm sorry,
we're over time. I know what do you want? But
they don't call it? But hurt for nothing? All right,
all right, all right? From your memory? Who smells the
worst in this room? Oh that's actually tough, because no,
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it's not your time working here. Who always had a
weird odor? Go? Am I answering this? Yeah? This is
I just asked the ugliest face. Of course this is here. Great,
but he's not in here. Second counts. No, No, he's
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not in the room. Smells good. I never worked with Gandhi.
I think you did. I'll answer for you. Nate has
the worst. Yeah, I was gonna say, Nate yah hands
is the older, and yet the older fails him. I
don't know why. He walks in like this. He's like,
can you sniff this? And he's like, he's like chopping onions.
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I occasionally forgot to put it on your one of
my arms. Occasionally he forgets one pick is under. I
smelled like a white castle here. Carl Marie love you, Anthony,
love you. Fifteen minute Morning Show