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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast fifteen.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning show fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Let's see how
long we go full house today. There's Froggy and Danielle
in Jacksonville. There's Gandhi and Scottie B and Scotty and
I see Nate and Garrett and Andrew our special guests
in New York City. Hello everybody, Andrew, are you wondering
(00:35):
why you're here and you've been summoned into the fifteen
minute Morning show podcast?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I might have some ideas.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Evil. I'm telling you guys, he's evil. He's got everybody pulled.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Not me.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
So why do you feel you're in here? Andrew?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm in here because people would like to discuss the
transportation situation.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Okay, so you know we.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Needed to get to a needed to get to Flower
Island andule Johnny's memorial party at Cherry's Cherry Grove.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
To get there from let's say the city, it's.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
An hour and a half drive to the ferry, then
you wait for the ferry, then you take the ferry over.
I mean it takes and it takes a long time
to get there.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
It's just plus the variables of traffic too.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Elvis.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, time yesterday.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, it's really just ninety miles.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
From where I am in Jersey anyway, but it could
take four days anyway, So we wanted to all get
out there and make sure we're all covered with transportation.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
But for some reason, you didn't show up. Who were you?
I would have loved to have been there.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So Friday, I'm thinking.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Okay, stop right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There are several of us who feel that you could
have figured out a way to get there if you
really wanted to go so right, maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So figuring it out by train, which was how originally
going to go in all these other ways. I was thinking,
let's go to get context. Let's go back to Friday.
Take it, take it from the top ends.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
He's going back to Friday. Let's let's go back to Friday.
What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm sitting there, Josh is there, Abby's there. We're talking,
Oh wow, all these people want to go. How are
we all going to get there?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
A party?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Was that?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Abby wasn't there either? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Abby was also didn't never hrafted from this car pool
that was planned, the whatever that was the backstabbing anyway,
So Friday, we say, great, let's get this bus let's go.
Scary calls some people. I call some people. I'm on
the phone in two hours. While Scary is saying he
knows the best guys who are going to take us
on the best buses.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
They've driven all these all stars, Kenny escalate, Kenny, escalate whatever.
So he's calling people.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
All you need to know right there, the guys name
is pretty much tells his happen.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So in my head, I'm like, great, we have a
couple quotes. I throw everyone in a group chat and
I'm like, great, let's get this going. I get up
to like eight or so people. We know what it's
going to cost. And then I keep going like, all right,
could we get nine? Because in my head I'm thinking,
if we could just get to this number of twelve
to fifteen, it makes it like one hundred bucks per person.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
This is cheap.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We could all do it, and it takes all of
the nonsense out of it. I get a side text
GANDHI from you saying, cut the crap. You're not gonna
get it. You're not going to get that people.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I said, stop embarrassing yourself. Oh okay, you're actually like
an auctioneer, And that was am I wrong. He was like,
can I get eight?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Do I have nine?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
As anybody?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Silence I didn't even reply.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Was by the way, Scotty and I have always had
this plan since what three months ago, that I was
going to stay at his house, So I was going
to roll with him and stay at his house. So
I didn't even enter this conversation because it didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Even However, the two of you should have still said, no,
we're going together.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yes, you didn't reply.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You just ignore the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
But I assumed that that was known.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So all the people in your list who are going
to contribute one hundred dollars each to get this big
bus piece of transportation bus, yes, they started dropping like flies.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
They weren't even dropping though it was.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Were scary. Fed up your idea, Angelo, it has nothing
to do with me.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
And we we had the quote, all three or four people,
all three or four quotes were around the same ballpark.
We could have gone with any company, but nobody committed
to actually paying the price.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Hold on.
Speaker 10 (04:28):
Gandhi and thank you, Garrett. Gandhi and I both said
we'll do whatever's best for everyone.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Just let us know.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I did see that.
Speaker 10 (04:35):
Yes, that was obviously before my flight got canceled. That
wasn't befold. But we were both in for whatever you
guys thought was correct.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
But we didn't have a quorum. We didn't have like
everybody agreeing to pay that price. Well, a quorum would
be four people. We didn't have a double quorum. We
didn't have eight people agreeing.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Quorum a quarum. A quorum is when four people agree.
Speaker 10 (04:57):
I know it.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
It's a quorum. A quorum A you can call your
friend Robbie range Rover and asked him to like a
trunk or something.
Speaker 11 (05:05):
So the short of it is, jetski Brian couldn't help
him out. I can't spend other people using jets keys.
I mean the place is all in the water.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
At a Josh is here, hold on, he's coming in
at people at y at eight people. This is going
to cost us one hundred and eighty seven dollars a person.
So nobody agreed to that price except for Danielle and
Gandhi saying we're on board with whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'd also like to say you never officially backed out
of the bus. Whether is tomorrow, I may not go either.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Couldn't you get a better deal?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Johnny Yukon could have given you a better idea price
to get that transportation out to so.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Andrews saying we never officially backed out of the bus,
but officially secured the bus.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
So thank god.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, it's crazy because when you have three different quotes
and you're just waiting on an answer from someone either way.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
As I said, anytime, guys, just let me know.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What anytime is not an answer.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Of course it is. But doesn't they say me, inter
have different Your friend what's his name?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Kenny Escalade? What about what about PRIs? He couldn't get him.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Vinnie Vans was going to do it for half the
price Elvis.
Speaker 11 (06:14):
You didn't see how he sold Kenny Escalade, by the way,
so he goes, Hey, you might remember him from the
guy that picked up Antonio Brown after he ran off
the field at MetLife Stadium.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Was going to make us all we want him.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
He's the guy, okay, But apparently he wasn't hired, so okay.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So that's why several people from the show didn't go
because there was no transportation from the original idea that
would total were you and Abbey.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I love the both of you to be there show up.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
But the real surprise came Monday morning on the morning
of departure, when people started silently backing out and finding
their own ride there, I was rideless, so I said.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Got silently backing out if you didn't have a limo
or a bus to take us?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Well, So I called Scotty at five o'clock in the morning.
I'm like, dude, we have no solution for transportation. No
one wants to pay one hundred and eighty seven dollars
a person, So can I come with you? And here's
my feeling. Is this no offense Andrew? I think if
you really wanted to be there, you would have found
a way to get there.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
I'm just it's it's just I actually offered Andrew a ride.
We're taking Josh and I got on.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I'm not trying to snap him. No, that's not what
this is. We missed you very much. You know who
did make it though? It was coaster boyd Josh, there's
my boy.
Speaker 13 (07:32):
And on that subject, I took an uber by myself
with plenty of empty seats for plenty of people that
if they wanted to really come, there was a seat.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Are you Daniel's microphone on? Are you in Daniel's microphone?
Speaker 10 (07:44):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
It still sounds like shit. Tomorrow. It's the only microphone left. Well,
I know it sounds awful. Do you hear that? Yeah, yeah,
we gotta fix that. I know, we gotta fix that.
She's back tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
You guys had a week.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Also, I need I need to get something off my chest. Okay,
go ahead, Josh. By the way, you know me, I
love you. You can do no wrong in my book
out by the.
Speaker 13 (08:08):
Way, these people left me yesterday to They had plenty
of time. They could have waited twenty minutes for me
to get here. But probably Nate, probably a little Scotty
Gandhi would have waited.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
To be honest, Josh, they got to the ferry just
in time. Oh no, been later. No, No, they went
They went to Scotty's house and chilled there for like
an hour.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
No, it wasn't that long, Yes it was.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
No, we had plans to have lunch. Oh yeah, your
plans was to have lunch sandwiches. We couldn't have.
Speaker 13 (08:37):
You could have waited twenty minutes and we could have
got it wouldn't have been it would have been twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I asked if you wanted a sandwich. I was gonna
order you.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It would have been twenty minutes.
Speaker 13 (08:45):
Oh I'm glad you made it. So Josh, remember it
was like two hundred dollars, So you want them to reimbursing.
I would love them to reimburse me late, because you
guys are dicks.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Man. If I could get reimbursed for everyone had hold
on right, roll back.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
The hands of time.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Scotty B why don't you go back to the morning
of yesterday when we were here at the radio station.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
What was going on in the background there with Josh
and you? Oh well, okay, So because it was there
was an arrangement, So Scotty's fault. It was an arrangement.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
This could That's none of my fault.
Speaker 12 (09:20):
Originally You're like, what time are we leaving, bro, And
I was like, hopefully by by ten thirty, And that
was two days ago.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Thirty hopefully, which implies later.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
Actually, so I hope I can get out of ten thirty,
but I'm probably gonna get out of ten forty five eleven.
So then yesterday, yesterday morning, I texted the carpool and
I said, Hey, here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
We're going to leave it ten fifteen. Is that everyone
cool with that.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Switching it up last minute, even though my plans were
already set for the most last minute, that is last minute.
You're like, bro, I didn't see the text the night
My bad, but you gave me the plans the night before,
so therefore I planned my morning accordingly to ten thirty
ten forty five.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
You planned and wanted to come into work after ten o'clock.
I worked from home. I have a whole home studio.
I edit all these podcasts. How do you think they
get edited?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Dumpster fire around?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
But hold on Meanwhile, Josh, I feel to the group
text that he was not going with the carpool and
he did you have a quorum? Look I got.
Speaker 13 (10:18):
I got multiple multiple carpool vibes from Andrew. Personally, I
could tell Andrew was bailing. Gandhi was publicly saying that
she was going to bail. So at that point, it's
every man for himself and I just and actually all
I did was text Scotty, hey, like, are you driving?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I heard your driving? Can I get ride?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
And where were you?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
You weren't there yesterday? What happened to you? One side?
Like all these different car services.
Speaker 11 (10:42):
I was like, I'm going to try to drive myself
and then with my wife working from home and the
kids not in camp, like for me to be gone
from five am to eight pm, like I would have
been sleeping in Scotty's basement for a very long time.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
But yeah, I'm the only one that has an excuse.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Nice I submit this is kind of all Garrett's fault
because everyone thought Garrett was gonna go, and then I
found out in the car.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Yet again, everybody, get on Garrett's back, let me carry everybody.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Come on, everybody, let's fine.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Like I'm assuming that maybe Sam thought she was gonna
be able to hop in with him or whoever, there
was gonna be an extra car and there was not.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Yes, I do know that Sam said she didn't go
because because she's not here to defend herself. She said
she thought there was a place where to go and
there wasn't.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
You can't be mad at Garrett because you assumed.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
Well, the thing, you know, if we booked, just if
we went with Jimmy Jeeps and we got Jeeps, like,
we would have been fine.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
By the way, the best thing would have been for
just two people to drive two cars. It would have
cost twelve bucks in tolls, a little bit of gas
and that would have been it. I don't understand why
this ever happened. Can you get a little cash to
Charlie Cherokee.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yah.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Meanwhile, later in the show, is hey, Gandhi's trying to
get Harvey helicopters.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Bobby blades so bad for Sam?
Speaker 9 (12:09):
She texts me in the morning she goes, so, how
are we getting there? And I'm like I had to
break it to her that I was just I'm riding
in Scottie's car, and I said.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
I don't know, go ask Garrett. So maybe Garrett was
going to drive you and Andrew, that's what I assumed.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Maybe you should have called Sammy Silverado may because.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Have gone that way.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
She's always.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
What about carl caravan would have been available? I mean,
serious question. Is his name really?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Kenny Escalate?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
No, that's just my phone. Is my phone? It's Kenny Escalate?
All right? Well how long have we gone here? Is
it a perfect? Okay? Look?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
In other words, a lot of people that should have
been there were not there yesterday. And and I know,
look it's a pain in nasty go to on the
Long Island.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I get that. We you and I wish you could
have been here.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I mean, I feel like.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
I'm the only one that really had an excuse. Do
you live here? But I got stuck?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
He can I also clear my name on something else?
Chest as well?
Speaker 13 (13:14):
I don't know if you can hear defend herself. There
was this whole day yesterday that I asked her to
do my work here so that she supposedly couldn't.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Go Diamond here she comes?
Speaker 13 (13:33):
Does she live in a cave? Does she not know
that this was a party for like three weeks I'm supposed.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
To be.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
As I understand it, you asked her to fill in
for you because you wanted the day off. You didn't
tell her.
Speaker 13 (13:45):
Why Why do I have to tell people when I
want a day off of working? Exactly why?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
You don't have to tell anyone? But you should if
it has something to do with me as well. Can
you imagine what if it was the Christmas party or
something like that date, Well, that would have been on
the calendar as well. I have words for you, and
it's on the podcast.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
I can say it.
Speaker 13 (14:12):
I think I think she took the ship because she
didn't want to go. That's my actual thing. O, my
god seem to want to go everyone's waffle.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
This is all the Johnny's fault.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Diamond Diamond, we missed you yesterday. Diamond Diamond would have
had a great time. Dimon, you had a great time.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Charlie would have gotten us there.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I mean, I'm sorry that Joshua pulled the wool over
your eyes.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Oh yeah, she's pulling the wool over all of your eyes.
You took the ship to get out of it.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
By the way, I'm having an end of summer pool
party on Long Island.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Who's coming? Not me, that ship? But we love you
all right, we can take a carpool. That's a great idea.
Start a group chat. Can you organize that? Thank you?
Do we have a quorum. I'm scary anyway, Well, there
you go the day. Fifteen minutes. We made fifteen minutes.
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