May 24, 2022 • 18 mins
Why are Scotty B and Andrew arguing? Gandhi makes it all better with her Snapchat filter!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well here it is a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
I have to leave early to go to the veterinarian,
but I wanted to like be here to say hi,
we laughed really hard today. Because that's stupid, stupid filter
from snap chet Candies using good old, good old candy.
I'm sorry. The one remember who has entered the chat
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and it is hilarious. Ready, yes, what is it? Here
we go. Everybody whoever came up with this filter needs
your ass kicks. The one who's scary putting the code
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hanger on his head. I look perfectly normal because the
filter hasn't recognized my face yet, and Red is scary
pulls the code hanger down on to his forehead. My
face changes filter. It is ever so check out if
you want to see that one with Scary and the
code hangeran froggy, check out Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram.
(01:09):
On the stories right that said, I gotta go. My
dogs are going to the little little veterinarian visits. Be
nice to each other. Okay, it's never good. Maybe it
is good when you've laughed so hard to get your
stomach kurts. You know that happened to me the other
day with Scotty B. Scotty B had a fit about
(01:32):
I can't remember what Andrew Andrew wanting me to help
him go get coffee, and I said I would do it,
but I can't because I cannot leave here for the
amount of get out of here going there. Okay. No,
I want you both on the same mike for the filter.
I want to see what the two of you look like.
I just I'm just trying to keep explained to him,
and I'm happy to go do something. There's nothing beneath me.
(01:54):
I'll go get coffee, but I can't leave here because
I have to be here to push buttons. Okay, And
that totally fair, and I get that, and I understand that,
like truly understand I do. However, However, the thing that
you do is you say I can go, and then
when it's like, okay, can you go, No, I'm running
the board until twenty. Don't offer if you can't go
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into I would go. Okay. So saying you would do
something doesn't mean you are going to do it. Fair
can Scotty B has gone and left you to run
the board on three occasions you picked it up twice twice.
It's twice both occasions. Bitch, I'm not saying. After Andrew
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and they asked you to do it, then you should
say I I can't do it. Elvis was like, we'll
be back right after this. And then there's nothing. And
Andrew sitting in the corner just doing this. And I'm
supposed to know. I told you. You say, oh, it's
the lever. I don't know what these things do. This
is not a lever, okay, but it's called it's called
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a fader. Okay. What ever, I was not trained. So anyway,
the reason I laughed so hard is because a Scotty
had the meltdown. And then Andrew proceeded to impersonate Scotty
having the meltdown. So do you want to do a
quick imitation? Feel free to swear. He so Scott. When
he's angry, he's he just his thing is going. You Fox,
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shut up, you Fox. That's all he kept saying, on repeat,
you Fox man. He told me you could get out
of here and go over to one of those computer ports.
He was so angry he used a term from ven
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go over to a computer terminal out there. I want
to see this, yes, please, that's had a little poker
that's I'm not knowing. I'm out. Oh my god. In
(04:11):
case you just listening to this podcast, actually was that's
no filter. You're right. In case you just listening to
this podcast, you really have to watch it. That is hilarious.
Oh my goodness, these are too much, you know. On
a totally different note, but still kind of the same,
Scottie mildly freaked out this morning. We were trying to
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figure out how to connect my studio to you guys,
and I called him and said, hey, are you near
the board. He's like, there's feedback there, stuff happening. I
don't know what's going on. But he was on the
speaker phone with an engineer here, and the engineer heard
him being like, I can't do it. I don't know
what I'm doing. I can't do it. I don't touch
this board. And the engineer goes, okay, it wasn't quite
(04:53):
It wasn't quite like that, you know. First of a.
First of all, I got caught, like when I was
in the middle of doing someth thing here in the
studio and I didn't want to screw things up. Um,
So then I had to go in there to a
board that I really don't ever touch. So you were
like saying, oh, hit the selector up top and the
and turn this. I get nervous, like I'm gonna knock
some satellite off or something, and I don't want to
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touch things. I get scared because because that's what happened.
It was before six o'clock. But still, if you do
something and that happens, they'll blame you three years down
the road for it. Scotty, are you nervous going to
the new studios that they equipment? You got to figure out? Yes, yeah, yeah,
I don't want I don't. I don't. I don't like that.
But he was what literally one button away from connecting
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Gandhi and Froggy this morning, like one button, but he
got so nervous and worked up over and he couldn't
hit that one button. That's bullshit. I did everything that
I was walked in and hit one. But he went
everything that I was told and whoever was talking, I
give it. They told me to do scary as I
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put songs in the things. I got scared to do
that because I didn't want songs playing on the radio.
But I did that. God, you're mad slacking right now?
You are mad slacking. You should have had that on filter.
I did everything I was told to do, and it
didn't fix the problem. And I had to take care
of what I'm paid to take care of. I'm saying
you were there, you got so worked up over it,
though you were one button away. I wasn't worked up.
(06:23):
I worked up now. No one told me to hit
that button, Dick, I don't even know what you button
you're talking about. Listen and Scotty's defense. You're also as
much as he was one button away from fixing it,
he's also one button away from fucking everything up. Yeah,
and Froggy was listening. He heard everything. I wasn't flipping out. Hey,
funk you with that thing? I see it. Roll it back,
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roll it back. I got it in our digital department
is like, can you please send me all the videos? Yes? Yes,
I can seven videos. You get so worked up? I
do because this is all false. Well you're not. You
don't do change well night this nightmaga wait till he
(07:18):
freaks out. Hold on, you know, the most traumatizing part
of this filter is on me. It doesn't really look
that different. You haven't We haven't done Danielle yet. I
haven't seen what you look like, Daniel all morning. I
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don't know. I'm sorry, scary. You are the funniest person
with that filter. I don't know what it is with
the hangar on his head. Oh my god, did you
know we were doing that just to get you to
look into the camera. No, like I ran and looked
for a hangar. I'm like, oh my god, because I
knew Gandhi was just gonna start filming this. I had
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no idea. But but earlier this morning, when you got
me good, it was I was wrapping a song that
is about anti drugs, and it looks like I couldn't
have done more drugs when you put that filter. I
have a question. How was White Lines anti drugs? All
it is is about doing cocaine every don't you hear that?
(08:23):
The songs to lyrics, If you listen to the lyrics,
every every part of that song talks about how people
sucked their lives up. It was used in a national
drug campaign. Now I'm trying to just say no, yeah,
crack is whack, don't do it. I've never heard that
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song before, by the way, really never heard that song.
It must have been regional because I see played that
every night For years beyond the absolutely and well into
the nineties, it was a big song about anti drugs.
So thank you grand Master Flash and the Furious five
Mellie mell wherever you are today. That song actually made
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its way onto one of those now that's what I
call hip hop albums, which came out in the early
two thousand's. So that's when I first heard it. My
sister and I got the album and we were like,
this wasn't a real song. This is a parody. Actually
this learned every word to it. That he's the guy
who put Graham as the Flash, the first guy to
put a turntable too, uh and scratch and use a
(09:29):
turntable as music. Yeah, he's credited with that in like
the seventies. Wow, legendary from the Bronx, from your Town,
Danielle from the Buggie down behind the music. So, so
how's l A Gandhi? It's great? I love l A.
I mean it's I'm a little piste off because this
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morning I called my uber, I set up my lift,
actually set it up early so that I would be
on time. Walked out. I see him, I'm walking toward him.
He looks directly at me, waived and drove away a day.
I don't blame him. He probably knew you were gonna
put that fucking filter on him. But I was like, hey,
(10:13):
wait a second, what just happened here? He waved at
me and drove off. Alright, fine, that's happened to me before.
That happened at Andrew's house. We were waiting after like
jingle ball or something, and the guy pulls up, looks
at me, and drives away. Like, what the hell's going on?
Travel woes? You know the same thing, you know you?
I know you had some problems with the airline. Yesterday
(10:35):
on Saturday afternoon, I got the worst text that my
trip from Columbus to Newark the following day on Sunday
was was canceled. All of a sudden, United sends your
flight has been canceled. Now they blamed it on weather.
Now there was no weather in the area. Cancel your
flight the day before and blamed it on weather. Yes,
but we know differently. I have a sneaking suspicion because
(10:58):
I know that the plane was only like full, there
was only so many seats available. At some point the
airline wants to just cut bait on that flight because
it costs more when in fuel and staff to fly
the plane. They're going to make make cancel you in
the middle of nowhere and be like sorry weather, I'm like, what,
(11:20):
how do you know? Twenty four hours in advance. It's what,
there was no weather in the sky that was awful yesterday.
And that's the shitty thing is they use that weather
excuse so they get away with all of it. They
don't have to happen. It's like, well, we were told
that that happened to me when I was in Orlando
and then froggy. I had to get a flight out
of Jacksonville the next day and ended up, you know,
(11:40):
having to drive from wherever the funk I was to Jacksonville.
So they canceled my flight. I had to get on
a seven am flight just randomly lucky. Otherwise they're gonna
reschedule me until this morning. Imagine what would say, Hey,
scary United today, We're right, Oh, I'm just in Columbus
and extra it happened ina to Deanna was supposed to
be back at work today. You couldn't get back from
(12:01):
Disney can. Yeah, but that worked out better for her
because you got to go and I think she went
to animal Kingdom or something. Right now, you had some
issues too. Oh, I mean I could go on forever
about what happened. But I felt so pretentious because they're like, oh,
we'll just bump into a flight tomorrow. No, I cannot
do it tomorrow. I have to be at work. And
the woman was like, oh, what do you do for it?
I have to be on a radio show. Well, what
(12:21):
are you going to l A four? I'm going for
an award ceremony. This is horrible, but I really need
to go. I have to be there, and I have
to be there today because I'm not going to risk
it today with that's going. I've actually I remember back
when I started flying and I lived in Los Angeles
and I was flying back and forth to see my family,
and I would actually volunteer if the flight was oversold.
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I'd be like, oh yeah, I'll take the fucking you
later flight, or you could bumping into the next day
because then they give you a free voucher. But I
cannot imagine doing that now, like changing all your plans
and that. Man, it was horrible, But what's really good?
And I think that the universe was looking out for
me because the flight that they bump to be off
of for no reason, was supposed to leave Newark yesterday
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at twelve twenty. It got delayed at least five hours,
at which point apparently everybody got onto the plane, then
got told to get off of the plane, and now
it's leaving at nine am this morning. I would have
lost much ship over that way. So yeah, and airlines
are canceling now also because of lack of crew, because
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a lot of them they don't they're not they're understaffed,
and so they don't have enough people to work, so
they cancel a flight. That just sucks, man, especially if
you have like it's your first day of vacation. You
only get a certain amount of time, you know, forget
it because it's the hotel for work. Yeah, the hotel
or the resort that you're going. It was not going
to be like, yeah, no problem, we won't charge you
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for that day. You know, you've got to hope that
they're nice and give you some sort of refund. I
feel like Brody would be the master at collecting on
this perfect Brody would have the whole flight for himself,
like the next day, the next day, Gandhi, just tell
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me what the problem is, I'll fix it for you.
The problem it's United Airlines United L Yeah. So I
usually only travel Delta or United Delta for the most part,
pretty solid. Delta rarely cancels their stuff. Facts United, You'll
get there when you get there. Our summer vacation is
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booked on Hawaii. That's great. I mean to Hawaii is
booked on United. I'm just looking forward to. So if
my three pm flight was canceled, I had to get
a seven am instead, Brody, what can I What would
I be able to tell them? Because the truth in
the matter is I missed my entire fucking Sunday in
Columbus to get on a seven am flight. That sucks.
I need to travel about you? Right? Five bucks? What
(14:49):
do you think that? Yeah? Or or a seed upgrade
the next time you fly. I would tell him there
was some event you missed and you quest you a
lot of money or hurt your job. I don't want
to lie, but well, I don't talk to me, Okay.
Anybody fly US Airlines? Yeah? Yeah, so the headline goes Delta.
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United are so desperate for pilots that they are dropping
some requirements and considering cutting training hours. To get more
pilots flying. Hold on, who is this? Hold on? What
is it? What? Airline? Delta and United? The article is
on Business Insider. Really apparently if you play flight simulator,
you canna be a pilot. I heard they're doing the
same for doctors too. If you see that other thing too,
(15:33):
that a lot of truck drivers are being popped for
marijuana and with the cd L, I don't think you can.
I don't think you can have marijuana, right, I don't
think you can smoke it. You can have a cd L,
I'm not. I mean, I don't. I don't know. It's
probably whoever you work for. I think, yeah, you know,
depending on the state and things like that, you can't
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smoke marijuana if you have a CDL and you're driving
a truck L. So, like, what the funk? All these
bull that are shipping your Amazon ship, Danielle, they can't
get there because they decided to smoke a joint, which
is legal for them to do, but they can't either way,
then they crashed the truck and you don't get your
ship either. Really worries me, though, This like the desperation
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for pilots, Yeah, imagine that with surgeons like, yeah, like
two hours less. We don't have enough surgeon, so we're
gonna miss make it so you don't have to have
as many hours in surgery. Don't fly near any mountains,
that's all. Don't go to Denver. You'll be fine, Golden Tea.
I'm going to join the PGA tour. Denver is where
I got to to get out. Denver was solid yesterday
(16:35):
it was freaking New York. That was a ship show. Well,
did just just be like your dad? Just take a
train for a weekend. That's like orgon trail takes less time.
Isn't because he's afraid of flying. He won't say he's
afraid of flying. He says it's just inconvenient with T
S A. And I'm like, that's inconvenient, more inconvenient than
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X freaking days on a train. They he's made like
a little community with the other weirdos who are on
that train for six days. They're having a ball and
it's like he's on a train for six days, but
he's got two ounces of shampoo with him, so he's
breaking the rules. Yeah, I would love to take a
train cross country. You know, I've always wanted to do
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I've taken a train south from from Washington, d C.
To Florida. Take a train. I've done that to the
auto train, but I want to take one like out
west all across the bel I want to do like
a big like with the whole family like things, sleep
on it. Yeah, you'll love it until you get to
Pennsylvania you want to kill yourself. I don't know a
country and you get claustrophobic. They have like these really
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nice roommates. Some of them have you know, like a
pull out bed and it's so fun and all the
space and it's a beautiful view as you're driving through.
They're not cheap, they're pretty expensive, but you can do
it that way and I think it'd be great. Yeah,
there's some like observation cars to write like you can
go and sit and they have a cat fake card
and stuff like that. Pynes. Can I go see the
train conductor? Do you think? Probably not? They still have
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like train bandits that climb up the top all the train. Yes,
Scottie Jesse James is going to rob you on that note.
We're three and a half minutes over, so nobody better
bitch about us. Not enough bank it Hi, guys ten
at Thursday
Well here it is a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
I have to leave early to go to the veterinarian,
but I wanted to like be here to say hi,
we laughed really hard today. Because that's stupid, stupid filter
from snap chet Candies using good old, good old candy.
I'm sorry. The one remember who has entered the chat
(00:22):
and it is hilarious. Ready, yes, what is it? Here
we go. Everybody whoever came up with this filter needs
your ass kicks. The one who's scary putting the code
(00:48):
hanger on his head. I look perfectly normal because the
filter hasn't recognized my face yet, and Red is scary
pulls the code hanger down on to his forehead. My
face changes filter. It is ever so check out if
you want to see that one with Scary and the
code hangeran froggy, check out Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram.
(01:09):
On the stories right that said, I gotta go. My
dogs are going to the little little veterinarian visits. Be
nice to each other. Okay, it's never good. Maybe it
is good when you've laughed so hard to get your
stomach kurts. You know that happened to me the other
day with Scotty B. Scotty B had a fit about
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I can't remember what Andrew Andrew wanting me to help
him go get coffee, and I said I would do it,
but I can't because I cannot leave here for the
amount of get out of here going there. Okay. No,
I want you both on the same mike for the filter.
I want to see what the two of you look like.
I just I'm just trying to keep explained to him,
and I'm happy to go do something. There's nothing beneath me.
(01:54):
I'll go get coffee, but I can't leave here because
I have to be here to push buttons. Okay, And
that totally fair, and I get that, and I understand that,
like truly understand I do. However, However, the thing that
you do is you say I can go, and then
when it's like, okay, can you go, No, I'm running
the board until twenty. Don't offer if you can't go
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into I would go. Okay. So saying you would do
something doesn't mean you are going to do it. Fair
can Scotty B has gone and left you to run
the board on three occasions you picked it up twice twice.
It's twice both occasions. Bitch, I'm not saying. After Andrew
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and they asked you to do it, then you should
say I I can't do it. Elvis was like, we'll
be back right after this. And then there's nothing. And
Andrew sitting in the corner just doing this. And I'm
supposed to know. I told you. You say, oh, it's
the lever. I don't know what these things do. This
is not a lever, okay, but it's called it's called
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a fader. Okay. What ever, I was not trained. So anyway,
the reason I laughed so hard is because a Scotty
had the meltdown. And then Andrew proceeded to impersonate Scotty
having the meltdown. So do you want to do a
quick imitation? Feel free to swear. He so Scott. When
he's angry, he's he just his thing is going. You Fox,
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shut up, you Fox. That's all he kept saying, on repeat,
you Fox man. He told me you could get out
of here and go over to one of those computer ports.
He was so angry he used a term from ven
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go over to a computer terminal out there. I want
to see this, yes, please, that's had a little poker
that's I'm not knowing. I'm out. Oh my god. In
(04:11):
case you just listening to this podcast, actually was that's
no filter. You're right. In case you just listening to
this podcast, you really have to watch it. That is hilarious.
Oh my goodness, these are too much, you know. On
a totally different note, but still kind of the same,
Scottie mildly freaked out this morning. We were trying to
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figure out how to connect my studio to you guys,
and I called him and said, hey, are you near
the board. He's like, there's feedback there, stuff happening. I
don't know what's going on. But he was on the
speaker phone with an engineer here, and the engineer heard
him being like, I can't do it. I don't know
what I'm doing. I can't do it. I don't touch
this board. And the engineer goes, okay, it wasn't quite
(04:53):
It wasn't quite like that, you know. First of a.
First of all, I got caught, like when I was
in the middle of doing someth thing here in the
studio and I didn't want to screw things up. Um,
So then I had to go in there to a
board that I really don't ever touch. So you were
like saying, oh, hit the selector up top and the
and turn this. I get nervous, like I'm gonna knock
some satellite off or something, and I don't want to
(05:15):
touch things. I get scared because because that's what happened.
It was before six o'clock. But still, if you do
something and that happens, they'll blame you three years down
the road for it. Scotty, are you nervous going to
the new studios that they equipment? You got to figure out? Yes, yeah, yeah,
I don't want I don't. I don't. I don't like that.
But he was what literally one button away from connecting
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Gandhi and Froggy this morning, like one button, but he
got so nervous and worked up over and he couldn't
hit that one button. That's bullshit. I did everything that
I was walked in and hit one. But he went
everything that I was told and whoever was talking, I
give it. They told me to do scary as I
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put songs in the things. I got scared to do
that because I didn't want songs playing on the radio.
But I did that. God, you're mad slacking right now?
You are mad slacking. You should have had that on filter.
I did everything I was told to do, and it
didn't fix the problem. And I had to take care
of what I'm paid to take care of. I'm saying
you were there, you got so worked up over it,
though you were one button away. I wasn't worked up.
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I worked up now. No one told me to hit
that button, Dick, I don't even know what you button
you're talking about. Listen and Scotty's defense. You're also as
much as he was one button away from fixing it,
he's also one button away from fucking everything up. Yeah,
and Froggy was listening. He heard everything. I wasn't flipping out. Hey,
funk you with that thing? I see it. Roll it back,
(06:47):
roll it back. I got it in our digital department
is like, can you please send me all the videos? Yes? Yes,
I can seven videos. You get so worked up? I
do because this is all false. Well you're not. You
don't do change well night this nightmaga wait till he
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freaks out. Hold on, you know, the most traumatizing part
of this filter is on me. It doesn't really look
that different. You haven't We haven't done Danielle yet. I
haven't seen what you look like, Daniel all morning. I
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don't know. I'm sorry, scary. You are the funniest person
with that filter. I don't know what it is with
the hangar on his head. Oh my god, did you
know we were doing that just to get you to
look into the camera. No, like I ran and looked
for a hangar. I'm like, oh my god, because I
knew Gandhi was just gonna start filming this. I had
(08:00):
no idea. But but earlier this morning, when you got
me good, it was I was wrapping a song that
is about anti drugs, and it looks like I couldn't
have done more drugs when you put that filter. I
have a question. How was White Lines anti drugs? All
it is is about doing cocaine every don't you hear that?
(08:23):
The songs to lyrics, If you listen to the lyrics,
every every part of that song talks about how people
sucked their lives up. It was used in a national
drug campaign. Now I'm trying to just say no, yeah,
crack is whack, don't do it. I've never heard that
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song before, by the way, really never heard that song.
It must have been regional because I see played that
every night For years beyond the absolutely and well into
the nineties, it was a big song about anti drugs.
So thank you grand Master Flash and the Furious five
Mellie mell wherever you are today. That song actually made
(09:07):
its way onto one of those now that's what I
call hip hop albums, which came out in the early
two thousand's. So that's when I first heard it. My
sister and I got the album and we were like,
this wasn't a real song. This is a parody. Actually
this learned every word to it. That he's the guy
who put Graham as the Flash, the first guy to
put a turntable too, uh and scratch and use a
(09:29):
turntable as music. Yeah, he's credited with that in like
the seventies. Wow, legendary from the Bronx, from your Town,
Danielle from the Buggie down behind the music. So, so
how's l A Gandhi? It's great? I love l A.
I mean it's I'm a little piste off because this
(09:50):
morning I called my uber, I set up my lift,
actually set it up early so that I would be
on time. Walked out. I see him, I'm walking toward him.
He looks directly at me, waived and drove away a day.
I don't blame him. He probably knew you were gonna
put that fucking filter on him. But I was like, hey,
(10:13):
wait a second, what just happened here? He waved at
me and drove off. Alright, fine, that's happened to me before.
That happened at Andrew's house. We were waiting after like
jingle ball or something, and the guy pulls up, looks
at me, and drives away. Like, what the hell's going on?
Travel woes? You know the same thing, you know you?
I know you had some problems with the airline. Yesterday
(10:35):
on Saturday afternoon, I got the worst text that my
trip from Columbus to Newark the following day on Sunday
was was canceled. All of a sudden, United sends your
flight has been canceled. Now they blamed it on weather.
Now there was no weather in the area. Cancel your
flight the day before and blamed it on weather. Yes,
but we know differently. I have a sneaking suspicion because
(10:58):
I know that the plane was only like full, there
was only so many seats available. At some point the
airline wants to just cut bait on that flight because
it costs more when in fuel and staff to fly
the plane. They're going to make make cancel you in
the middle of nowhere and be like sorry weather, I'm like, what,
(11:20):
how do you know? Twenty four hours in advance. It's what,
there was no weather in the sky that was awful yesterday.
And that's the shitty thing is they use that weather
excuse so they get away with all of it. They
don't have to happen. It's like, well, we were told
that that happened to me when I was in Orlando
and then froggy. I had to get a flight out
of Jacksonville the next day and ended up, you know,
(11:40):
having to drive from wherever the funk I was to Jacksonville.
So they canceled my flight. I had to get on
a seven am flight just randomly lucky. Otherwise they're gonna
reschedule me until this morning. Imagine what would say, Hey,
scary United today, We're right, Oh, I'm just in Columbus
and extra it happened ina to Deanna was supposed to
be back at work today. You couldn't get back from
(12:01):
Disney can. Yeah, but that worked out better for her
because you got to go and I think she went
to animal Kingdom or something. Right now, you had some
issues too. Oh, I mean I could go on forever
about what happened. But I felt so pretentious because they're like, oh,
we'll just bump into a flight tomorrow. No, I cannot
do it tomorrow. I have to be at work. And
the woman was like, oh, what do you do for it?
I have to be on a radio show. Well, what
(12:21):
are you going to l A four? I'm going for
an award ceremony. This is horrible, but I really need
to go. I have to be there, and I have
to be there today because I'm not going to risk
it today with that's going. I've actually I remember back
when I started flying and I lived in Los Angeles
and I was flying back and forth to see my family,
and I would actually volunteer if the flight was oversold.
(12:42):
I'd be like, oh yeah, I'll take the fucking you
later flight, or you could bumping into the next day
because then they give you a free voucher. But I
cannot imagine doing that now, like changing all your plans
and that. Man, it was horrible, But what's really good?
And I think that the universe was looking out for
me because the flight that they bump to be off
of for no reason, was supposed to leave Newark yesterday
(13:03):
at twelve twenty. It got delayed at least five hours,
at which point apparently everybody got onto the plane, then
got told to get off of the plane, and now
it's leaving at nine am this morning. I would have
lost much ship over that way. So yeah, and airlines
are canceling now also because of lack of crew, because
(13:23):
a lot of them they don't they're not they're understaffed,
and so they don't have enough people to work, so
they cancel a flight. That just sucks, man, especially if
you have like it's your first day of vacation. You
only get a certain amount of time, you know, forget
it because it's the hotel for work. Yeah, the hotel
or the resort that you're going. It was not going
to be like, yeah, no problem, we won't charge you
(13:44):
for that day. You know, you've got to hope that
they're nice and give you some sort of refund. I
feel like Brody would be the master at collecting on
this perfect Brody would have the whole flight for himself,
like the next day, the next day, Gandhi, just tell
(14:04):
me what the problem is, I'll fix it for you.
The problem it's United Airlines United L Yeah. So I
usually only travel Delta or United Delta for the most part,
pretty solid. Delta rarely cancels their stuff. Facts United, You'll
get there when you get there. Our summer vacation is
(14:27):
booked on Hawaii. That's great. I mean to Hawaii is
booked on United. I'm just looking forward to. So if
my three pm flight was canceled, I had to get
a seven am instead, Brody, what can I What would
I be able to tell them? Because the truth in
the matter is I missed my entire fucking Sunday in
Columbus to get on a seven am flight. That sucks.
I need to travel about you? Right? Five bucks? What
(14:49):
do you think that? Yeah? Or or a seed upgrade
the next time you fly. I would tell him there
was some event you missed and you quest you a
lot of money or hurt your job. I don't want
to lie, but well, I don't talk to me, Okay.
Anybody fly US Airlines? Yeah? Yeah, so the headline goes Delta.
(15:12):
United are so desperate for pilots that they are dropping
some requirements and considering cutting training hours. To get more
pilots flying. Hold on, who is this? Hold on? What
is it? What? Airline? Delta and United? The article is
on Business Insider. Really apparently if you play flight simulator,
you canna be a pilot. I heard they're doing the
same for doctors too. If you see that other thing too,
(15:33):
that a lot of truck drivers are being popped for
marijuana and with the cd L, I don't think you can.
I don't think you can have marijuana, right, I don't
think you can smoke it. You can have a cd L,
I'm not. I mean, I don't. I don't know. It's
probably whoever you work for. I think, yeah, you know,
depending on the state and things like that, you can't
(15:53):
smoke marijuana if you have a CDL and you're driving
a truck L. So, like, what the funk? All these
bull that are shipping your Amazon ship, Danielle, they can't
get there because they decided to smoke a joint, which
is legal for them to do, but they can't either way,
then they crashed the truck and you don't get your
ship either. Really worries me, though, This like the desperation
(16:15):
for pilots, Yeah, imagine that with surgeons like, yeah, like
two hours less. We don't have enough surgeon, so we're
gonna miss make it so you don't have to have
as many hours in surgery. Don't fly near any mountains,
that's all. Don't go to Denver. You'll be fine, Golden Tea.
I'm going to join the PGA tour. Denver is where
I got to to get out. Denver was solid yesterday
(16:35):
it was freaking New York. That was a ship show. Well,
did just just be like your dad? Just take a
train for a weekend. That's like orgon trail takes less time.
Isn't because he's afraid of flying. He won't say he's
afraid of flying. He says it's just inconvenient with T
S A. And I'm like, that's inconvenient, more inconvenient than
(17:00):
X freaking days on a train. They he's made like
a little community with the other weirdos who are on
that train for six days. They're having a ball and
it's like he's on a train for six days, but
he's got two ounces of shampoo with him, so he's
breaking the rules. Yeah, I would love to take a
train cross country. You know, I've always wanted to do
(17:21):
I've taken a train south from from Washington, d C.
To Florida. Take a train. I've done that to the
auto train, but I want to take one like out
west all across the bel I want to do like
a big like with the whole family like things, sleep
on it. Yeah, you'll love it until you get to
Pennsylvania you want to kill yourself. I don't know a
country and you get claustrophobic. They have like these really
(17:44):
nice roommates. Some of them have you know, like a
pull out bed and it's so fun and all the
space and it's a beautiful view as you're driving through.
They're not cheap, they're pretty expensive, but you can do
it that way and I think it'd be great. Yeah,
there's some like observation cars to write like you can
go and sit and they have a cat fake card
and stuff like that. Pynes. Can I go see the
train conductor? Do you think? Probably not? They still have
(18:05):
like train bandits that climb up the top all the train. Yes,
Scottie Jesse James is going to rob you on that note.
We're three and a half minutes over, so nobody better
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