Finding Our Parents' Porn On VHS

Elvis found some questionable VHS tapes while cleaning out his house so Scotty B described finding his father's porn tape when he was younger.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present Minute Morning Show. Oh Hi, look, hey, we'e look
who's here? Hello The Minute Morning Show Podcast with Nate
and Danielle. And then there's Garrett, and then there's Scary.

(00:27):
I see Froggy up in the Jacksonville A Monitor. Hi Frog,
And there's Gandhi and Scotty b Hi. So hey, welcome
to the show and welcome to Monday. You survived a
very very weird weekend and now here we alreadygether. Who
wants to start? Go Gandhi your show? Go shoot? I mean,
we were all talking about celebrities that we think our assholes.

(00:49):
When is that something that we can bring back to
the podcast or are we not touching that. I don't
think we should mention names right now, So I shouldn't
talk Aboutcott Tap Scott Sap Scott from Steed. I'm sure
go ahead and talk about him asshole. Okay, what else
you want to talk about? In our industry, you kind

(01:09):
of reach out to other shows like hey, do you
ever interviewed, and they'll come back and say, don't do it. Yeah, yeah,
it's a it's a universal. We had a couple Yeah,
I know, we were just talking about people who were
coming up pretty soon, and there's some assholiage going on.
There was actually one band I'm not going to say
who it was, but even the record label didn't want
to work with them, and they're like, nope, sorry, your

(01:33):
music might be the best thing ever. You guys are
a bunch of sad and I'll tell you what, working
here after having worked at other places, there are artists
who are so much nicer here than I've seen them
in some of the smaller markets. Well well, well, well
people come in here and they're like, oh this, I
love you. Well, but then you know, I've been other

(01:57):
places where they walk in and they're like, do I
have to be here? Oh my god? Seriously, it's just
it's night and day. It's crazy because when they get here,
they know where that is. But no, no, no, you
guys really are putting some lipstick. Big difference between certain
celebrities when they're at markets they don't want to be
at and selects when they come here and they know

(02:18):
what's going on. Smoke up your asses, But you are
pretty important in the whole music world. Not at all. Okay,
what was that frog? No, it's true. I've seen it before.
I've seen artists and other markets and they're very disinterested.
And then they come into us well and they're like,
oh my goodness, I'm so lucky in the day here.
Shame shame on them. Then it makes it seem like

(02:40):
they're not that's not real, that's bullshit. Like the real
person is the Nancy were social social climbers of the music. Okay,
let me put this into perspective. Perspective for you when
you come in here, When we come in here Monday
through Friday, six or two am, and we're like, Hi,
you're a guy. How many times is it bullshit? You
gotta put your bullshit on? Really? Well? That is true. Yeah,

(03:02):
what's the difference between Tyo Cruise coming in here and
being a total funk night for us? You know, he
should have put it on, He should have been nice. Yeah,
I've been I've been picking on like that's the first
name I've been complaining about Tyo Cruise since the day
he came in here. He was the blue knot. He was.
He was a total jerk, right, and uh, he could

(03:24):
have come in here and just pretended that he was okay,
and he did. Sometimes maybe they're just having such a
shitty day that they can't put on airs. I don't
then don't go out. Yeah, it's part of our jobs
and their jobs. If you're an entertainer, entertain the dance
a little whatever it is, dance when you're in front
of you, do it. I was thinking about Tyo Cruz

(03:44):
last night as I was watching the Grammy's because looking
for a reason to get rid of an erection. Why
were you think? Why would anywhere think of Tyo crew?
Because the problem with Tyo Cruz was he never took
off his glasses. He sat in the studio when he
came to be interviewed here, he never took off his
glasses the entire time. There was more to it in

(04:05):
the well that was that was one of the many
storylines there. But at the Grammys, why is everybody inside
the arena there they're they're wearing dark glasses that many
people cannot be that left up. I think they're some
of those people are so full of themselves. Well exactly,
it's not cool. You look like a douche. They could
have just had procedures. Can we all do the show

(04:27):
tomorrow wearing sunglasses? Can I defend the glasses wears for
a second, because there have been some I'm not going
to name names. There's been some famous people that you
always see them wearing sunglasses and then they take the
sunglasses off and you're like, put those back on? Have
you noticed that? I'm not going to say name. And
why would you bring this up? Because because I thought

(04:47):
you guys had noticed that Froggy Had you ever noticed
that before? No? I never had on our show has
glasses on and they took him off, and you're like
grossed out. I'm not going to say names. What a story? Well? No, no,
I mean I can't say it makes no sense. I'm
not gonna say can you do a rhymes with Nope,

(05:07):
I'm not gonna do it. I'll say afterward, are they
coming to it? Ryan? With fusher? Not very nice. If
you're not going to answer a question, I can answer
any other stories you want to start, but you can't finish,
so it's gonna be the worst. I have another Grammy story. So, okay,

(05:30):
maybe I'm a boomer even though I'm not that old yet.
But so my daughter really wanted to watch the Grammy's
last night, and so she came to me. She's like, Dad,
how do you put on TV? She didn't know how
to put on a regular TV on the TV. And
then once I finally put it on for her and
she was watching it and the commercials came on. She's
hitting the remote like, why won't Why won't the commercials
fast forward? I said, because it's live TV, Like it's

(05:53):
a foreign concept to kids. They don't watch TV. I
get that they don't. I had to use my sister's
log in to watch CBS yesterday. I got it. You
have to log into CBS. Yeah, because I don't have well,
you can do Paramount Plus or you could have done
it CBS Live. But I don't have cable, so I
don't have any of that stuff. So I still have

(06:14):
Buboo corn Cutter, Goodbye. I got Tebow? Still? Do you
really do pay what Scotty Tebow? Listen? No chips? Um?
I listened. My box came with lifetime service, and I'm
going to get a freaking lifetime out of it. So
even though the fan makes noise, sometimes I just blow
it out with the thing is a fan. Well, the

(06:35):
back of the back of the Tebow boxes gets hot.
Can you buy a new box if you need one?
Or you can but it's so expensive. Now I don't
know who's buying Tebow. There's lifetime service, so he's gonna
squeeze every drop of life out of it. I had
a thing about it when when he calls customer service,
he's the only person calling. Yeah, I had four of

(06:57):
them and I only have one left. Now do you
think they went out today, like three people to TiVo officers?
They all run to the Oh my god, Scott is
calling like one of five people that could not mentioning
names because it's not important. We received an email here
the day from someone who's on hot mail, yes, and

(07:17):
I'm like, hey, I should return this email with my
A O L account. My husband still has account. I
still have my two, but I don't use I still
have my Yahoo. I don't care. At this point, it's
like vintage. You should hold on too, right it is
someday someone's Okay. So I have some antiquated equipment laying around.
I still have my my my cassette deck still connected.

(07:42):
I somehow got it to my sons. There's a little
a piece that will actually like connect. So now I
have a cassette that now have I used it? No,
But I know it's there in case I ever need it.
VCR here still hooked up in the bedroom. Is that
what your porn staff? No, then it's a it's a
VCR DVD burner. Every once in a while I like

(08:03):
put old VHS tapes on DVDs. So you do that,
they're all going to degrade. I had, you know, we're
doing some renovation at the house and we're throwing a
bunch of soul shit away. And I ran across a
stack of VCR tapes. Right, none of them have labels
on them, hammer But I don't have a VCR, so

(08:26):
I got one. I don't want to know what's on them.
I have affordable I got affordable one. I can what Scotty,
I have a portable one. I can bring it in.
I don't want to, no, no, no, So I just
pulled all the tape as much tape out of them
as I couldn't broke the tape, and I thought that
was good enough to throw that away. Do you think
could be on there? I don't want. I don't want
to know. I do. They could be from X's left

(08:49):
the stuff, so it was stuff you recorded, as opposed
to like, I don't know reading something from blockbusts. I
have no idea. What what if it was like dead
family members that you want to relive the D two
Super Bowl. They're gone, They're gone, Okay, let it go,
let it go. I want to know what's on those things.
I remember we had to do in school. We had
to do some clean up thing where we're picking up trash.

(09:12):
It was part of like some service project. And we're
all out on the street in the media and we're
picking up stuff and uh kid named Kevin Caravan picks
up this cassette goes, oh my god, checked this out
and it was a porno called Scrotum Scramblers on VHS. Scramblers,
Oh my god, superheroes, and I think what they did.
They called it screwed Um Scramblers because they took what

(09:33):
was the settings It was e p LP and it
was like six hours of l Yeah, that's the super
long play. Poor quality. But they just took a bunch
of movies and put them on there like one after
the other. No, it was it was actually porno movies,
but it was like a compendium of different movies. So

(09:53):
called it Scrotum Scramblers. Scramblers. That's stupid that it sounds
like something you order with avocado toes. Yeah, but are
seeming funny, like we associate pornos with VHS cases. Yeah,
but that's also like that's that's like some trash that
kids nowadays we'll never see. Remember we were kids and
there was cassette tape. There was the cassette tape. Stuff
was all over the trees and stuff. Remember people ripped

(10:15):
the cassette tapes apart and the stuff would be everywhere,
Like I did the other day with the all right.
I remember, like my mom when we were younger, there
was like the reels and you could put the like
the movie that came on a real super My grandfather
had this one film that she he would never let
my mom watch, and she went sneak snuck it with

(10:37):
her friends and it was this belly dancer topless like
her your grandma. That was Scary's birthday over the weekend.
So my mom's not gonna She's like, I don't know
why your grandfather wouldn't let me watch this, But I
told you. I found my dad's one time. It was
called the paper Boy, and I found it downstairs buried
under a bunch of ship and I played it in

(10:58):
the movie projector that he had it broke in the
middle while I was watching it. I was so scared,
I scott, I put my my dinger away. I scotch
taped it and I put it back in the thing.
Why do you put a scotch tape on your dinger?
You know sometimes I do that. What was the plot
of the paper Boy? It was the delivery guy was

(11:19):
coming to get money from from from the lady of
the house. She didn't have any, so she had to
pay him back another way. Right, got it? Check. I
don't know why I remember that, but right? Can we

(11:40):
keep that shot in when Deanna sneezes in Just the
Camera podcast? To be honest? All right, well, I think
we've covered a lot here on the podcast. Any closing thoughts? No,
you don't. Don't You hate when you go to a
meeting or something and someone says any closing thoughts and
you're like, please don't say and then one person goes,
you know, I feel not sure. Do you think if

(12:04):
I sent the Super eight movie tape of paper Boy
away to one of those companies that they would put
it on USB for me? Sure? Yeah, good luck with that.
Let us know what it turns out you have too
much time on your hands. He's got all all sorts
of stuff on his hands. We gotta get out of
your say piece out everybody. The fifteen Minute Morning Show