Food Fight

From the fight over "steak" to why Scotty B isn't on the show today?!?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone Elvis to represents Minute Morning show. Are we all ready? Yes,

(00:25):
Elvis is not going to be on the podcast, even
though we can see you can't, like Lark in the background,
I pretend he's not here. I'm right here. Look, you know,
hang on, let me. We're doing many things here today,
many things. We're about to do an interview with someone,
and I want to be so much knowledgeable about that,
but then we got a podcast to do it, so
much to do. Who else here? There's Brody? Is he

(00:49):
here yet? Not yet? But he's not here. There's Danielle,
there's Froggy, there's Gandhi, Hello, straight Nate. And there's Scary Scary.
We're Scary laying out showing off the new logo. Okay,
we're missing Scotty be Garrett's here. You want to talk
about doing a lot of stuff. Yeah, Garrett's running a

(01:11):
radio station. He's a one. Scott is on the toilet.
He has diarrhea today, he's got food poisoning. He texted
me last night at eleven thirty eight, which I didn't
see until I woke up to p at three, and
he's like, yeah, I've been. I don't know if I
should say what he said, but um, he was at night,
he had a bad night, and so he's like, I'll

(01:34):
let you know how I am in the morning. Like,
if you're having that come out of you all night long,
we don't want you coming in. I don't ye no offense.
I love you. But okay, Well, so Scotty Be's not
here now you know what I mean? Are you on now? Brodie? Yes?
I can't the screen. I can't tell this anyway. So

(01:55):
what are we doing on this podcast other than you know,
offending someone? I'm sure. Well, I wanted to talk about
off of the Golden Corral fight. What food would you
get into a fight for? All of it? So many things? Yeah,
but there has to be one like one that you
literally would throw down and start throwing chairs over if
someone took the last of it, the end slice of

(02:17):
meat loaf. Maybe I probably wouldn't fight over food. I'm sorry, don't.
I can't. I can't. But if you had to, like
if you had a fight, like I know you wouldn't.
You're not a fighter, You're more of a lover. Oh.
I know when you fought me over those corn bread
crisps that time. Remember that he said, you've had too
many corn break Chrisp, give me the motherfucking corn break
crisp finger gun fingering the motherfucking corns. I mean that's

(02:46):
not like I think. I think in a Chinese buffet,
I would get upset if someone took like the last
pork dumpling or or shoe, my shrimp or something, because
those are like individual things. Chinese food I'll fight over absolutely.
I love shim. Say yeah, well, they don't get me.
The last one was a finger. My dad, I don't
have that big of a deal. I mean, I don't
have to fight that many people over gluten free food.
But if you have it, yeah, no fights, there, no fights.

(03:11):
What about you frog? My dad is seventy, I don't know,
three or four years old, and he says that he
remembers the worst ass kick and he ever got as
a kid. There was one pork chop left and his
sister went to get it first, and he jokingly went
to stab her hand with the fork, and he fucked
up and he hit her hand and when he left
the fork, oh, it was standing up in her hand.

(03:33):
And his father kicked his ass. So my Dad's like
he loves pork chops, and he's like, you know what,
if there's one pork chop left, you can have it.
I don't want it any more. Scarred for life, for life.
I almost almost got into a fight at a Thanksgiving dinner.
So we went to one of those extended family things
where they invite their other half of the family you're
not related to. And it was just I don't know.

(03:54):
I was twelve or thirteen, and I always like the
turkey leg That's my favorite part of Thanksgiving because you
can just pick it up and eat with your hand.
Like again, it has its own handle. That's right, and
there there was. It doesn't matter, but I think it does.
She was a girl about my age, and uh, I
didn't know her, and when the plate came around, she
grabbed both turkey legs and I was unacceptable. I got

(04:16):
very upset. So I was like twelve with thirty. I
stood up and my mother had to grab my arm
and pulled me back down. Wow, that's that's a love
for turkey legs. Yeah. Her name was Janet. I will
never forgive Janet for taking both turkey legs. Speaking of
turkey legs, where do they get the turkeys that provide
the legs at Disneyland. In places like that, I mean

(04:38):
those my parents backyard park, like Chernobyl farms in Universal.
Those things are massive. There's there's I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Turkey's got an ass on it if those legs are
that there's yeah, my family, I would usually leave the
legs behind. But when walking around at the I State Fair,

(05:01):
I have to have a turkey leg in my hand
and one of those the chicken lips, the chicken lips
and the other thing. But that turkey leg is a thing,
but only when I'm in that mind. Right, Well, I
would like you to bring me in the turkey legs
because I love them, so thank you very much. All Right,
this podcast about turkey. I'm just kind of bored with
this podcast. Okay, I'm hungry. Now let's come back to

(05:23):
Scotty Be's diarrhea. Well, he said he was vomiting earlier
that so that usually means food poisoning and it could
be a stomach a stomach virus, and you know what
that means. He was in here yesterday. And when it
comes to stomach virus is the before is very contagious.
Vomiting tomorrow? Can we Is there somebody in your life

(05:45):
though that whenever they tell you they're sick, you're kind
of like, but are you. I'm sure he is vomiting
and mothering right now. I believe that. But Scotty is
also the person who you can look at him sideways
and he's like, Oh, that made my stomach hurt. I
think I have to go to the emergency room. He's
easily queasy, and he has like four heart attacks a day.
He was like, oh I got heart attack. Remember one

(06:08):
he wore an eyepatch because somebody like flicked him in
the eye. Here with an eyepatch for like a month.
This is what happens. It's like the Boy who Cried
Wolf exactly. It really is a serious matter. Then we
don't believe you. Our interview after we're done with a
fifteen minute morning show podcast is our friend uh Mickey

(06:30):
or I can never can say her last name, ug
ugger Wall. Not only did she invent the Hello tushy,
which is a partner of ours, she has a book
out that came out, oh God, over five years ago
called um do cool shit, Quit your day job? And

(06:50):
it's more relevant. It's more relevant now than it was
back then because when people are locked down or they
have been locked down, they want to do something different,
and it's so empowering, especially to women. I felt the
book really was If I was a woman, I would
read it. It's called Do Cool Ship, Quit your day job,
start your own business, Live happily ever after, if that's
ever been your goal. But now she's a new book

(07:10):
out called disrupt Her. Yes like that, And the reason
we have to record her interview with with Mickey is, Uh,
she's got a mouth on her. She is so fun. Well,
when you buy her Hello Tushi, what does it saying?
The instructions the instruction manual on the cover, it says

(07:30):
how to put this ship together. Her book is called
do Cool Shit. Then she invented the Tushi. Well, you
literally can do a cool shit. So that's our guest.
I can't wait to get her on. You think she's
awesome today? Over time, I'm sure when it came out

(07:52):
of him, it came out of him. It made the
Hello tushy jealous, I gotta get out of here. Silly
quick question speaking to the microphone when you're when you're
hanging out in a zoom or a team's meeting. Are
you looking at yourself or all the other squares because
I can't take my eyes off myself. Of course not.

(08:14):
Of course I look at who is talking. And even then,
no matter where you look, you're not looking at the
camera because those squares are all over the screen, so
you never really look like you're looking straight ahead at
the person who's watching it. Well, in media training, they
they teach you how to look straight at the camera
the entire time. So how do I know I can't
see who's talking? You look at that little green light

(08:37):
the whole time. Yeah, you're supposed to. For instance, when
you watch let's see see an Inner, Fox News, whatever
you channel, you watch your network. Uh, they're interviewing people
at home whatever, They're staring at the camera the entire time.
They are not looking at the person talking to them.
Like when we had Jay Shetty on the other day,
I mean his eyes were piercing into my soul. I
mean he was just gazing. He has media training. So

(08:59):
while you're talking to that person there like this, you
have no idea because you're not looking at it. How
do you not know I'm looking at the camera, but
I saw you hold something up. You can make a
quick glance. Yes, I'm like, hey, yeah, yeah, you're doing
a really great job there. Yeah, this is great. Yeah,
I don't see that great. Hey, how you doing over
Like I'm looking at the camera. I don't know what

(09:20):
he did. You don't want to know. Ja Shetty needs
the Hello d Sorry so juvenile, such a nice guy. No,
we love him, but we can still make a job.

(09:42):
So anyway, Makey's book disrupt her. I'll read what we
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in thirteen major areas of our lives. Which is much firepower,
with as much firepower as possible. These are the credos
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(10:04):
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I've got this. It's a whole body fuck. Yeah. To
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unapologetically and with full integrity. What does it mean? What

(10:26):
does you think we're going to find out do everything
opposite of what we do every day. Yes, it means
to get the audible so we can hear her curse. Yeah, anyway,
so we're gonna have her on the show tomorrow. She's awesome.
Are we done? We're done? You gotta go, you know,
turkey legs and diarrhea. Yeah, I feel like it's an

(10:48):
improvement over. There was some good information about make sure
to look at the green light or whatever you're using
by look at that versus trying to look at the
rest of the screen. And don't forget Scotty always finds
a way to work poop into the podcast. So he's
not here, he's still found away. He works in all right,
we Gotta get out of here by Babe, The fifteen

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