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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Elvis is just a funny character.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
He's funny, he's straightfoward, he's very witty, and also he's
the best guy ever ranking people Yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
SIS say hilarious, Like I can't even breathe.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's just awesome, Elvis Duran, I just love you guys.
In the Morning show, so.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
I was talking to Gandhi. The question was, what's the
worst date you ever went on?

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Yes, And actually it started with her story about a
bad date that I said, well, we should bring this
to the air, so talk about that date.

Speaker 7 (00:30):
So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So
we decided, Hey, we're going to meet up at this
park of flowers and we're gonna go walk around and
look at the flowers. So get there were hanging out
and then he looks at me and says, listen, I'm
gonna be really honest.

Speaker 8 (00:41):
You got about forty.

Speaker 7 (00:41):
Five minutes till the acid I took hits me. So
if you have any questions or like, want to have
serious conversation, it has to happen now.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I was like, oh my god, goodness, oh my god, god,
where did that date go?

Speaker 7 (00:52):
It went with the acid hitting him about forty five
minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers.

Speaker 8 (00:56):
I can't handle this, and you left it. I left
him in the park at the flowers. I think he's.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Okay, did you ever see you?

Speaker 9 (01:02):
Never saw him here?

Speaker 10 (01:03):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:04):
I was like, you had to do acid before our
first date? Come on, that's cool?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Weird? Yeah, See, my mine just pales in comparison.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
What is someone I really wanted to go out with
for a long time and finally we're having dinner together.
He's wearing this white shirt and of course red wine
all over his shirt, ice piled, ice spilled an entire glass.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Of wine on him.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Was he really uncol about it?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yes, he was uncol about it, but it was like,
so date over. So I guess the topic should be
first and last day, same day.

Speaker 11 (01:31):
I was the guy who we went out and we
were driving and all of a sudden, he stops the
car and I'm like, well, what are you doing, takes
a seatbelt off, comes on top of me on the
other side of the car, like in the passenger seat.

Speaker 8 (01:42):
And I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 12 (01:45):
I thought this is what you wanted. I'm like no.

Speaker 11 (01:48):
So he got off of me and I said, could
you please take me home? That this is over?

Speaker 12 (01:52):
So thanks, thankfully he drove me home, and that was it.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Make it weird?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Frog?

Speaker 13 (01:56):
So there was a girl that she works on the
TV station in South Florida. I don't want to say
which TV station or who it is, but she was
on a date with a guy first time, and they're
having appetizers and everything's going well, and all of a sudden,
he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He comes
back about twenty five minutes later. She's thinking he left.
He's like, I'm so sorry. He said, I just have
to tell you, I am so turned on by you
that I had to go to the bathroom and take

(02:17):
care of myself. And now we confess that's disgusting. That's disgusting.
Even if she got up and left never saw him again,
even if.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
It's two minutes, it's disgusting. I hope he washed his hands,
I know.

Speaker 9 (02:29):
Please?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, can we talk about the funeral thing?

Speaker 9 (02:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
We ben So. You don't even remember the guy's name, right, No?

Speaker 14 (02:38):
I do?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
And he went he went home with him that night.

Speaker 15 (02:41):
His parents own a funeral polo.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I know you don't tell that, Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 15 (02:46):
Well in Brooklyn, and so he said, oh, let's go
back to my house. So we go and it's dark
and he's not turning on any lights and stuff like that,
and we're walking through the house and stuff, and then
you know, we started making out and stuff. And I said,
it smells like flowers in here. And then I start
to realize where we are, and I was like, whoa,

(03:10):
I mean, was there There was a casket.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, it was closed.

Speaker 9 (03:13):
I don't know if anybody.

Speaker 16 (03:15):
Was in it, but the room but the room chairs
and flowers and and then I was like, I got
to get out of here.

Speaker 8 (03:26):
So uncomfortable with it, I was like, so I go.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
To the monster. I don't know so textas I want
to hear. I want to hear yours.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
What's scary?

Speaker 17 (03:37):
My friend she went on a first date and when
the night was over, he pulls her, He pulls the
car aside, and then they start kissing.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
All of a sudden, she hears some kind of on
ziph and she.

Speaker 17 (03:48):
Looks down and his stuff was just out, and there
was an awkward moment and they started looking at each
other and looking down at it, and he goes, well,
I guess just because I'm a police officer, doesn't mean
I have this right to show you my pistol.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
And then he put it back away because he that's
just sad.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
I think if you're ever wondering, is now the time
to whip it out?

Speaker 8 (04:09):
The answer is always.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
No, no, it's not not leave it.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
But I thought you wanted to see it.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
No, no, no, there should be no doubt.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Let's go ahead and go ahead and answer that. No
one wants to see that. If you're wondering, I know,
you know what are we being really? I mean, we're
like real school here. Don't don't whip that out.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
Well, it's funny because that's scary.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Said that, because it's happened to me, and I know
what's happened to multiple members of my friends group where
a guy has just done that and you're like, but
why I don't understand that.

Speaker 12 (04:45):
Like they think you're going to jump on top of that.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Hello mary Ella, Hi guys.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
So you're at a beautiful South Street seaport, uh, the
Seaport district just.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
We called it in New York City. And what happened
for first date?

Speaker 18 (05:01):
Right to go?

Speaker 19 (05:02):
Yes, for a first date. I was excited to going
to the state with this guy and we're overlooking the
ocean and the ocean the water, and he all of
a sudden collapses in my arms and I'm holding him
and he falls to the ground and apparently he fainted
on me, and a bunch of people are coming up saying, hey,
do you need water? Do you need help?

Speaker 20 (05:22):
And I had to smack him really hard.

Speaker 19 (05:23):
To wake up, and it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
It's a I mean, I mean he's okay now, right,
I mean health.

Speaker 19 (05:30):
Wise, I guess so many years ago. I really hope
he is. We didn't go on a date after that,
so he told me he didn't eat enough before the date.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, my favorite party. You had to smack him?

Speaker 19 (05:44):
Yeah, it was, Yeah, it happened. It's over good ridden.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Well first, how dare you ruin my date? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Exactly.

Speaker 19 (05:54):
Well I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Well, thanks for.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Listening to any interesting text going on first date? Uh,
very extreme golf. Took me to a graveyard and later
a rave. It was some kind of BDSM club. I
don't think you should take someone to a BDSM club
for your first date.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Know that they're into or a graveyard.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Bowling, you know, I don't want to go bowl on.

Speaker 12 (06:17):
The graveyard yard. I might like on the.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
First things on the first that you don't know, Yeah,
you don't know that you like that?

Speaker 8 (06:24):
You should have a discussion.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, there's a lot of text coming through.

Speaker 11 (06:28):
We were driving to the beach once with this guy
had never gone out before. It was my friend's brother,
and there was a lot of traffic getting into the
beach to pay, like you know, the.

Speaker 12 (06:37):
Toll to park.

Speaker 11 (06:38):
He sticks his head out of the car and he
starts screaming, get out of the way, screaming at the
top of his songs. And I kept thinking if this
little bit of traffic made him that angry, I think
I'm not going on.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
These are the signs you see that are warning.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
A Talk and roll situation of this message went home
with a guy who had action figures all over his bedroom.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
All I could think of was, he's the forty year
old virgin. That's exactly just cracking me up. There's a
lot of people texting it about dates, whipping it out.

Speaker 12 (07:15):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
Believe, why would you do that?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Why don't have a secret society or this is excepting
no secret society of whipper outers.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (07:23):
I think some people the good rule of thumb, and
you go on a first date, do not take it
out under any circumstances.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Take it out, even on the second or third or four,
not until you know you've it's time.

Speaker 8 (07:35):
I got applies to both sexes. Ladies.

Speaker 12 (07:37):
Yes, don't whip it out, yeah, in the way that
you do.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Hey, Jen, how are you?

Speaker 20 (07:43):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
It's to the point where I'm glad I'm not dating
anymore because I don't want any more dates like this.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
You know what I'm saying. So what happened on your
first date?

Speaker 21 (07:54):
So?

Speaker 20 (07:55):
I went out with this guy who I had known
in college and she seems really normal. We had classes
together and he took me to a sports bar in
the city, so the giants were on, go giants. He
just kept ordering shots of tequilo, though for himself I
was drinking like a beer or whatever.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh boy, he.

Speaker 20 (08:16):
Ended up getting so drunk that, like at sports bars,
you know, when there's commercials, they'll play the music really loud.
He got on the bench that we were sitting on
and gave me a full blown lap.

Speaker 22 (08:30):
Dance lapdance, and I had to get the.

Speaker 20 (08:33):
Hell out of a.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, you know what, you just know when it's time
to call it a night, and you know you want
to be polite, you don't want to run out, But
at the same time, what do you have to lose?

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Just leave?

Speaker 18 (08:44):
You know?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (08:44):
I called.

Speaker 20 (08:45):
I called my girlfriend who is on a date somewhere
down the street, and I was like, we gotta go.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Get me out of here, all right, Jen, thank you
very much.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Text first date, we got back to his place for
just hanging out, having a couple of beers. His probation
officer shows up, finds the beer. The guy said, no,
it's it's he said, was my beer. So we didn't
get it in trouble. But he got arrested. Never talk
to him again. He was getting arrested on a first
day's probably not.

Speaker 9 (09:11):
A good ess.

Speaker 12 (09:12):
Not a good thing.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Nor when he tries to say that the contraband is yours.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Good morning, Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
On first date, he asked you to split the bill.
Was that unusual?

Speaker 22 (09:23):
So I ordered seven dollars chicken tacos and he ordered
about I would say, fifty dollars worth of seafood and
fish and alcohol. So then basically the bill comes and
of course, as the woman I am, I offered to
pay my part and I actually had cast on me

(09:44):
and I offered him a twenty dollars bill for my
seven dollars chicken tacos. Mind you, I didn't drink any alcohol.
I had water. So I give him my twenty and
you know, I'm expecting to get maybe like a ten back.
He kept my twenty, didn't get any change batter, so
she had to pick a.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Part of his stab.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I just hate cheap people like that.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
I die take me to the movies once, and I
offered to pay and and I didn't have exact so
later on when I got changed, she said, Hey, you
know the rest of the money that you owe me,
go buy me some milk duds.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Don't do that, said, but you.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Know at least you found found it early on. No
need to bother with this guy ever again, right, Chelsea.

Speaker 23 (10:21):
Seriously, absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Finally we talked to David.

Speaker 23 (10:24):
Hi, David, Hey, how you guys doing.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Don't okay? So you went on a date with someone
and she asked you? What'd she ask you?

Speaker 23 (10:32):
She asked me back to her place, and I was
all for and of course, because we hit it off
pretty well, and we seemed like we were on the
same page and everything I should have known it was
too good to be true. And this is like kind
of more in Danielle's alley, I think than anybody else.
But either way, we go back to her apartment and

(10:53):
everything's going great. She said, hey, can I slip into
something a little more comfortable? I was like, oh, yeah, great,
So she goes. She comes back and she's dressed in
this Betty Rubble costume. But it's not like sexy Betty Rubble.
It's like Disney blue Head Betty Rubble like y bouncing

(11:13):
back and forth in the doorway, kind of by.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
So Betty. She dressed like Betty Rubble from the flint Stones.

Speaker 23 (11:21):
Yeah yeah, and then she even tried to do the
voice and everything and oh my god, and.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
The Betty Rubbel did you ye do it? You know
what I'm saying, What did you say?

Speaker 12 (11:33):
Because I can't even imagine what you say at that point.

Speaker 23 (11:36):
Well, I'm from Long Island, so it's just kind of like.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
What up You've thought?

Speaker 5 (11:41):
You've seen it all? All right?

Speaker 6 (11:42):
Okay, So for guys, don't whip it out on the
first eight. For women, don't come back dresses Betty.

Speaker 12 (11:47):
Rubble, Yeah, what about the hot sexy Betty Rubble.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
No, no, no, no, Betty, no, no, no, Betty Rubble.
You know Bettyrubble is not going to do it for
maybe Bam Bam. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Really you dressed up as Bam Bam.

Speaker 24 (12:04):
Insight here would you like for me too?

Speaker 18 (12:06):
Sure?

Speaker 12 (12:07):
He al so, guys, Justin Bieber here, missus Mariah Carrey.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
My name is Alex Warren.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Elvis.

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Elvis is just a funny character.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
He's funny, he's straightforward, he's very witty, and also he's
the best guy ever ranking people at the top that
like say hilarious, like I can't even breathe.

Speaker 20 (12:36):
It's just awesome.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Elvis Durant.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I just love you guys.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
In the Morning Show, I was talking to Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
The question was what's the worst date you.

Speaker 9 (12:45):
Ever went on?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (12:47):
And actually it started with her story about a bad
date that I said, we should bring this to the air,
so talk about that date.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So
we decided, Hey, we're going to meet up at this
park of flowers and we're gonna go walk around and
look at the flowers, so get there were hanging out,
and then he looks at me and says, listen, I'm
gonna be really honest. You got about forty five minutes
till the acid I took hits me. So if you
have any questions or like, want to have serious conversation,
it has to happen now.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
I was like, oh my.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
God, goodness, oh my god, where did that date go?

Speaker 7 (13:15):
It went with the acid hitting him about forty five
minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
I can't handle this now, and he left him. I
left him in the park at the flowers. I think
he's okay, did you.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Ever see you? Never saw him here?

Speaker 15 (13:27):
Now?

Speaker 8 (13:27):
I was like, you had to do acid before our
first date? Come on, that's cool?

Speaker 18 (13:31):
Weird?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Yeah, listens, see, my mine just pales in comparison. What
is did someone I really wanted to go out with
for a long time and finally we're having dinner together.
He's wearing this white shirt and of course red wine
all over his shirt, Ice piled, ice pilled an entire
glass of wine on him.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Was he really uncol about it?

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yes? He was uncool about it.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
But it was like, so, date over, So I guess
the topic should be first and last day.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Yeah, same day.

Speaker 11 (13:54):
I was the guy who we went out and we
were driving and all of a sudden, he stops the
car and I'm like, what are you doing, takes the
seatbelt off, comes on top of me on the other
side of the car, like in the passenger seat, and
I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 12 (14:09):
I thought this is what you wanted. I'm like no.

Speaker 11 (14:11):
So he got off of me and I said, could
you please take me home that this is over?

Speaker 12 (14:15):
So thankfully he drove me home and that was it.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
It weird, what about you frog?

Speaker 13 (14:20):
So there was a girl that she works on the
TV station in South Florida. I don't want to say
which TV station or who it is, but she was
on a date with a guy first time and they're
having appetizers and everything's going well, and all of a
sudden he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He
comes back about twenty five minutes later. She's thinking he left.
He's like, I'm so sorry. He said, I just have
to tell you I am so turned on by you
that I had to go to the bathroom and take

(14:41):
care of myself.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
And now we confess it's disgusting.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
Twenty five.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 13 (14:46):
Good even if she got a bit left, never saw
him a game, even if it's two minutes, it's disgusting.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
I hope he washed his hands.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
I know, please, can we talk about the funeral thing?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:59):
We Then you don't even remember the guy's name, right, No?

Speaker 25 (15:01):
I do?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
And he went he went home with him that night
hit his parents own a funeral pollo. I know you
don't tell that, Okay, go ahead, well.

Speaker 15 (15:10):
In Brooklyn, and so he said, oh, let's go back
to my house. So we go and it's dark and
he's not turning on any lights and stuff like that,
and we're walking through the house and stuff, and then
you know, we started making out and stuff. And I said,
it smells like flowers in here. And then I start
to realize where we are, and I was like, whoa,

(15:33):
I mean, was there there was a casket?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, it was closed.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
I don't know if anybody was.

Speaker 16 (15:38):
In it, like the room, but the room with the
chairs and flowers, and and then I was like, I
got to get out of here.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
So uncomfortable with it, I was like, so I go
to the monster. I don't know, so textas I want
to hear, I want to hear yours.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
What's scary?

Speaker 17 (16:01):
My friend she went on a first date and when
the night was over, he pulls her, He pulls the
car aside, and then they start kissing. All of a sudden,
she hears some kind of on ziph and she looks
down and his stuff was just out, and there was
an awkward moment and they started looking at each other
and looking down at it, and he goes, well, I
guess just because I'm a police officer doesn't mean I

(16:21):
have this right to show you my pistol. And then
he put it back away because he.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
That's just sad.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
I think, if you're ever wondering, is now the time
to whip it out? The answer is always no.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
It's not.

Speaker 26 (16:38):
Not leave it.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
But I thought you wanted to see it.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
No, no, no, there should be no doubt.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Let's go ahead and go ahead and answer that. No
one wants to see that. If you're wondering, I know,
you know, what are we being really? I mean, we're
being like real school here. Don't don't whip that out.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
Well, it's funny, because that's scary. Said that, because it's
happy into me and I know what's happened to multiple
members of my friends group where a guy has just
done that and you're like, but why I don't understand this, Like.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
They think you're going to jump on top of that.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Hen Hello Mariella, Hi, Hi guys. Bye.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
So you were at a beautiful South Street seaport uh
in the Seaport district.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Just we call it in New York City. And what happened?
First date?

Speaker 18 (17:25):
Right to go?

Speaker 19 (17:26):
Yes, for a first date. I was excited to go
in to the state with this guy. And we're overlooking
the ocean and the ocean the water, and he all
of a sudden collapses in my arms and I'm holding
him and he falls to the ground and apparently he
staintsed on me, and a bunch of people are coming
up saying, hey, do you need water? Do you need help?

Speaker 20 (17:45):
And I had to smack him really hard to wake up.

Speaker 19 (17:48):
And it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
It's a hoful I mean, I mean he's okay now, right,
I mean.

Speaker 19 (17:53):
Health wise, I guess so many years ago, I really
hope he is. We didn't go on a date after that,
so he told me he didn't eat enough.

Speaker 23 (18:01):
Before the date.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Yeah, who my favorite party? You had to smack him?

Speaker 17 (18:04):
Really?

Speaker 19 (18:07):
Yeah it was, Yeah, it happened.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
It's over.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Well for fainting.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah, how dare you ruin my date? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Well I love you guys, Thanks for listening to any
interesting text going on first date, very extreme golf. Took
me to a graveyard and later a rave. It was
some kind of BDSM club. I don't think you should
take someone to a BDSM club for your.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
First date or a graveyard bowling. You know, I don't
want to go bowl on the grave yard. I might
like on the first things on the first date. You
don't know.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
Yeah, you don't know that you like that?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
You should have a discussion.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, there's a lot of text coming through.

Speaker 11 (18:51):
We were driving to the beach once with this guy
had never gone out before. It was my friend's brother,
and there was a lot of traffic getting into the
beach to pay, like you know, the toll to park.
He sticks his head out of the car and he
starts screaming out of the way, the screaming at the
top of his lungs, and I kept thinking if this

(19:13):
little bit of traffic made him that angry.

Speaker 12 (19:16):
I think I'm not going on the roll.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
These are the signs you see that are warning a
tuck and roll situation. This text message went home with
a guy who had action figures all over his bedroom.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
All I could think of was, he's the forty year
old virgin. That's exactly just cracking me up. There's a
lot of people texting it about dates, whipping it out.

Speaker 24 (19:38):
Yeah, you can't believe it.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 5 (19:41):
I don't know a secret society or this is exception,
no secret society of whipperrouters. I don't know. I think
some people with a.

Speaker 13 (19:48):
Good roll of thumb, and you go on a first day,
do not take it out under any circumstances, even on the.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Second, or third, or four, not until you know you've
it's time.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
And I think it both sexes ladies, Yes, don't whip
it out.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
In the way that you do.

Speaker 20 (20:07):
I'm good.

Speaker 21 (20:07):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (20:09):
It's to the point where I'm glad I'm not dating
anymore because I don't want any more dates like this.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
So what happened on your first date?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
So?

Speaker 20 (20:18):
I went out with this guy who I had known
in college, and he seems really normal. We had classes
together and he took me to a sports bar in
the city, so the giants were on go giants.

Speaker 22 (20:32):
He just kept ordering.

Speaker 20 (20:34):
Shots of tequilo, though for himself I was drinking like
a beer or whatever.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh boy.

Speaker 20 (20:38):
He ended up getting so drunk that, like at sports bars,
you know, when there's commercials, they'll play the music really loud.
He got on the bench that we were sitting on
and gave me a full blown lap dance lap and
I had to guess the hell.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Out of all.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Yeah, you know what, You just know when it's time
to call it a night, and you know you want
to be polite, you don't want to run out, but
at the same time, what do you have to lose?

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Just leave?

Speaker 18 (21:07):
You know?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (21:08):
I called my girlfriend, who was on a date somewhere
down the street, and I was like, we gotta go.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, get me out of here, all right, Jen, Thank
you very much.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Text first date, we got back to his place, were
just hanging out, having a couple of beers. His probation
officer shows up, Yes, finds the beer. The guy said, no,
it's He said it was my beer. So we didn't
get it in trouble, but he got arrested, never talked
to him again. He was getting arrested on a first
day's probably not.

Speaker 12 (21:34):
A good not a good thing.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
Nor when he tries to say that the contraband is yours.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Good morning, Chelsea. Hi, on a first date, he asked
you to split the bill? Was that unusual?

Speaker 22 (21:46):
So I ordered seven dollars chicken tackos and he ordered
about I would say, fifty dollars worth of seafood and
fish and alcohol. So then basically the bill comes, and
of course, as the woman I am, I offered to
pay my part, and I actually had cast on me

(22:07):
and I offered him a twenty dollars bill for my
seven dollars chicken tacos. Mind you, I didn't drink any alcohol.
I had water. So I give him my twenty, and
you know, I'm expecting to get maybe like a ten back.
He kept my twenty, didn't get any change back.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
So she had to pick a part of his stab.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
I hate I just hate cheap people like that.

Speaker 11 (22:27):
You had a guy take me to the movies once
and I offered to pay, and I and I didn't
have exact so later on, when I got changed, she said, hey,
you know the rest of.

Speaker 12 (22:36):
The money that you owe me, go buy me some
milk duds.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Don't do that, That's what I said.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
But you know, at least you found it early on.
No need to bother with this guy ever again, right, Chelsea, seriously?

Speaker 22 (22:46):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Finally we talked to David.

Speaker 23 (22:48):
Hi, David, Hey, how you guys doing.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Don't okay? So you went on a date with someone
and she asked you? What'd she ask you?

Speaker 23 (22:56):
She asked me back to her place, and I was all, Warren,
of course, because we hit it off pretty well and
we seemed like we were on the same page and
everything I should have known it was too good to
be true. And this is like kind of more in
Danielle's alley, I think than anybody else. But either way,
we go back to her apartment and everything's going great.

(23:18):
She said, hey, can I slip into something a little
more comfortable? I was like, oh, yeah, great. So she goes.
She comes back and she's dressed in this Betty Rubble costume.
But it's not like sexy Betty Rubble. It's like Didney
balloon head Betty Rubble, Like it was bouncing back and
forth in the doorway, kind of babyhead.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Wait, so Betty. She dressed like Betty Rubble from the
flint Stones.

Speaker 23 (23:44):
Yeah yeah, and then she even tried to do the
voice and everything and all that and the Betty.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Did you ye do it?

Speaker 18 (23:51):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 8 (23:55):
What did you say?

Speaker 12 (23:56):
Because I can't even imagine what you say at that point.

Speaker 23 (23:59):
Well, I'm from Long Island, so it's just kind of like,
what's up?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Yeah, you've thought you'd seen it all? All right?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Okay, So for guys, don't whip it out on the
first eight. For women, don't come back dresses Betty.

Speaker 12 (24:10):
Rubble, Yeah no, what about the hot sexy Betty Rubble.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
No, no, no, no, Betty Weird No no, no, Betty Rubble.
Betty Rubble is not going to do it for maybe
Bam Bam. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Really, Elvis, you dressed up as Bam Bam insight here?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Would you like for me too?

Speaker 18 (24:30):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
You so?

Speaker 12 (24:31):
Guys justin Bieber here, missus Mariah carry.

Speaker 21 (24:35):
My name is Alex Horn.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Elvis Durant in the Morning Shore, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Okay, well, you know straight Nate, even though he's a
gentleman in his forties, I guess, well, yeah, okay, he
has a well to be kind, has an old soul okay,
where he uses terminology a lot that's just from another era.
I mean, even before we were all born, and maybe
our parents and grandparents. Yeah right, you guys understand what

(25:06):
I'm saying, right.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
Yeah, like let's talk turkey.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, I said the whole kitten kaboodle yesterday and somebody
looking at what the hell you talk?

Speaker 12 (25:14):
I always say the kitten kaboodle?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah, but people don't use it today, these these these
kids today, which is another line from I've been compiling
a list, okay, of some I say, obsolete phrases that
are still in a high rotation with straightening. Okay, bring
them on. Ready, it's the bees knees.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Oh my gosh, Scott, he's wearing his shirt that says.

Speaker 12 (25:45):
The bees name.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh my god, when did you spend the night over?
I got it from his closet, the old rule shirt. Okay,
So I'll give you that, the the phrase, and of
course Grandpa here will give you the definition. He also
the other day he used the term honky norri. Yeah,
everything's just fine. It's everything's still as quo monkey. Okay.

(26:11):
Another one he uses especially in conversations with me, because
I repeat myself, Elvis, you sound like a broken.

Speaker 27 (26:17):
Record, broken records when it just keeps repeating, repeating, exactly,
but repeating. No what today knows what a record is.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Of course, when Nate gets amorous, he wants to make
whoopie yeah. Or the old Pully Holly. That's another one,
the old Pulley Holly.

Speaker 18 (26:33):
You never.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Heard of it, okay. Also he used the term maybe
you heard it the other day, Danielle. He said, ge Willackers. Yeah,
very popular in the fifties.

Speaker 27 (26:46):
If you watch any of those old black and white sitcoms.
Guaranteed one of the kids.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
What's a willaer?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
G Willickers? Don't know what a wicker is. It's just
an expression like g whizz g willickers. Okay. Also, so
the other day he was yelling at me on the
phone and got mad. He said, ah, damn it, just
hang up the phone. Yeah, hang up a phone. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (27:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (27:07):
Well you know that there used to be a cradle.
Remember when you had the dance that you put it
on the court.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
You can slam it down when you were mad at somebody.
That was really satisfying.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
The vision I get is there's the wall phone in
the kitchen that had the twenty thousand foot long spiral cord.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Hang up the phone, yep. And also when I get impatient,
he always says, Elvis, hold your horses, Yeah, yeah, hold
you got ants in your pants? Exactly, and using the
F word. It isn't the F word you're thinking of.
When he gets mad, he says, fiddlesticks. Yeah, so true.

Speaker 27 (27:44):
The substitute if you want to say the F word,
you could say it to say fiddlesticks.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Old school phrases that Grandpa Nate he loves to use.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
He actually gets a little cosmic and into the sixties
and seventies, and when he's asking if you're loving something,
his term is.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Is it groovy?

Speaker 18 (28:03):
Baby?

Speaker 6 (28:04):
When he and Scary went out to dinner the other night,
he got a reservation at one of his restaurants, Scarce,
and can we get in?

Speaker 5 (28:10):
And Nate's reply was, Oh, you're in like Flynn? Yes, Flynn,
Errol Flynn. Do you know who Flynn was? No, Errol Flynn.

Speaker 27 (28:21):
Errol Flynn was a very famous actor in the thirties,
and he was so smooth. He betted all the ladies.
So when you were in, you ladies, if you're in,
you're in, like Flynn.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Oh my, look at this guy.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
And then at the end of the day the other day,
everyone's saying goodbye, love you see tomorrow. Nate screams out,
see you later, alligator. After a while, and then he
then he got into his car, and what did he do?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
He burned Robberts what he calls it. It's like pedal
to the metal.

Speaker 18 (28:54):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I said that the other day.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Pedal right, when all of our equipment's blowing up, He
throws his hands in the air, look to the sky
and screams out, Heavens to Betsy.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Everything was on the fritz, I know. But when things work,
he says, Now our wheat stone board is the cat's
me out. Have you heard have you heard any of
these anyone?

Speaker 26 (29:15):
I have?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Everybody used to use that.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
I just wondered where they come from. I don't know,
you know, it just you know.

Speaker 27 (29:22):
I spend a lot of time with my grandparents when
I was younger, and I guess they just pulled in
their old vernacular, right vernacular.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
It's like when.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Everything is included, he says, it's the whole kit and
kaboodle kboodle, watch your high jinks for Pete's sake, For
Pete's sake.

Speaker 13 (29:42):
Pete Grandma used to see that for crying out loud,
my mother.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
My mother's favorite was great day in the morning. What
you're asking when you're asking Nate how he's doing all
fine and dandy? Yeah, like sour candy. And how you
finish that phrase finding dandy like sour candy?

Speaker 18 (30:04):
Right?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
His other phrase he loves close but no cigar? What
the well?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
That's that?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
That?

Speaker 18 (30:09):
You know?

Speaker 27 (30:09):
Where that comes from is when you would win either
a cigar or a QUP doll at the fair and.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Uh, the cigars at the fair.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
A QP doll, look at a w P I e
QP doby dolls have no clothes on.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
The QPI in love now is Japanese mayonnaise QP uh.
And then the other day he.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Got really mad at me and he really got I
should call it hr when he told.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Me to put up your dukes. Yeah, put them dukes.
So there you go. Some of the favorite phrases we've
been making them from our friend, old elderly Nate.

Speaker 27 (30:48):
My thing is why say exactly what it is when
you can use a phrase like that and make it
more colorful and fun. Put up your dukes, ok yeah,
put them on, put them on. Well, we love the
name maker to the face.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
There without doubt that you are the bee's knees and
you're simply top drawers. Ye'es scary.

Speaker 17 (31:09):
According to this texter, all people from Eerie talk like this,
laughing so hard. Love from Eerie, pa really true?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Maybe it is true. I just don't remember it that way,
you know.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Don't answer the phone Elvis durand Elvis Duran.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Phone tap today's phone tap for Rocky by Danielle'll take
it away, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (31:27):
All right, So here's how this phone TAP's gonna go.

Speaker 11 (31:29):
Nick went out to a bar last night and he
said it was with his friends, but really he met me.
And now I got his girlfriend's phone number, and I'm
gonna try and break him up.

Speaker 12 (31:39):
Does that sound right?

Speaker 21 (31:40):
Nick?

Speaker 28 (31:40):
That sounds correct?

Speaker 12 (31:42):
Christy your girlfriend? You think she's gonna be a little
upset with me?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
All right?

Speaker 12 (31:46):
All right, let's call Christy?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Okay, you sure you want to do this?

Speaker 21 (31:50):
Yep?

Speaker 12 (31:52):
Hi, man, I speak to Christy. Please, Hey Christy.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
My name's Lauren and I met Nick last night at
the boathouse in Belmore, Okay. And we had a couple
of drinks and I actually was playing with his cell
phone and your number came up, and I was just wondering,
are you guys dating each other?

Speaker 29 (32:09):
He is my boyfriend.

Speaker 11 (32:11):
Oh well, we may have a little bit of a problem,
because I would that be well. He bought me a
couple of drinks last night, and one thing led to
another and we wound up at my house last night.

Speaker 29 (32:25):
I just hope that you never see me because I
will rip your head off.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Wait.

Speaker 12 (32:30):
Wait, wait, First of all, I did not know he
had a girlfriend. He told me he did not have
a girlfriend, but I thought I would call you and
check with you first.

Speaker 29 (32:37):
You know what, you know what, you know what he
told you have a girlfriend. That's fun.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
But but you know what, You're gonna have to dump
him now because honestly, I want to be with him,
and after I saw what he has pierced down below,
I definitely want to go back for seconds.

Speaker 30 (32:49):
Oh well, you can have you want, honey, because you
know what, if he doesn't once, he's going to do
it again to you.

Speaker 29 (32:56):
And I don't even understand how after one night you
think like, oh, he's the one for you. But that's
that's fine.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
You can have him.

Speaker 29 (33:03):
If he can be a scumback like that, he can
be gone back to you all you want.

Speaker 11 (33:07):
Well, come to think of it, he did tell me
he had a girlfriend, but I did him anyway.

Speaker 29 (33:11):
All right, Well, good for you, it's nice talking to you.
Thanks for calling me.

Speaker 12 (33:16):
I basically wanted to call you just to tell you
to lay off because I wanted him.

Speaker 31 (33:21):
You're calling me to tell me to lay off my boyfriend.

Speaker 21 (33:23):
You know a lot of nerve?

Speaker 17 (33:24):
Right?

Speaker 12 (33:25):
Why do I have a lot of nerve if I
see something that way?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
You think that if your business going into somebody else's phone,
getting someone's number, then calling them.

Speaker 29 (33:35):
And telling them to lay you off.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
But you know what, if I see something, honey, I
can get cool, all right, Christy.

Speaker 12 (33:42):
If I see something that I want, I go after it. Christy,
Christy hung up?

Speaker 32 (33:49):
This is a joke, you know, all right?

Speaker 12 (33:50):
You call her back now?

Speaker 28 (33:55):
Hello, Chris?

Speaker 29 (33:57):
Yeah, did you just get a call from somebody? I
just talked to your little girlfriend? Who are come back home?

Speaker 26 (34:02):
Dude?

Speaker 21 (34:03):
Die?

Speaker 26 (34:04):
Chris, Chris, she's lying.

Speaker 18 (34:05):
You have to relax, love me?

Speaker 27 (34:06):
Can I talk?

Speaker 12 (34:08):
Good bye?

Speaker 18 (34:08):
Chris?

Speaker 29 (34:08):
Can I just tell you something you know you're.

Speaker 25 (34:11):
Not gonna.

Speaker 29 (34:14):
Chris, just please listen for a second. Do you have
about two seconds?

Speaker 17 (34:19):
This girl wanted me, dude, and but you took my
phone and gave her my phone.

Speaker 14 (34:22):
I walked away.

Speaker 29 (34:23):
She's just freaking lying to you. Know what, Nick, I
don't know what to believe right now. How do you
believe I'm disrespectful? Would ever do this to you? It's
the worst thing ever. I don't even want to talk
to you right now. I can't even talk to you
right now.

Speaker 12 (34:35):
Christy, it's a phone tap.

Speaker 29 (34:38):
Yeah, I didn't know I'm sitting here. I go to
my dad. I got him up and shot him down,
and so he goes all right.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Calm down, Elvis teran phone tap. This phone table was
tree recorded permission granted by all.

Speaker 33 (34:52):
Part See Elvis Soran phone tap only on Elvis Oran
in the Morning Show. This is Elvis d Wren in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Is it time to talk about glitter? Okay, you're gonna
freak out. Everyone ready to freak out? I sent you
that article about glitter. Okay, listen, we've moved on to
I need for you to be a part of this.
Daniel because you're gonna love it.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
We all hate glitter when you open a birthday card
and it falls all over your pants.

Speaker 12 (35:31):
This just happened to me, I know.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
But we all love glitter in other ways. We know
there are glitter is a festive, festive thing. I don't
know what do you call it? A decoration? Yeah, we
discovered in this article that I sent Gandhi there are
really only two companies in the world that make glitter, okay,
and they're both in New Jersey. One of them has

(35:57):
a name, the other one is privately owned by a
family that lives close to me. As a matter of fact,
I met one of them one time at MV having dinner,
the family that invented glitter.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
You're thinking, how do you invent glitter? That's like saying
you invented palm trees? You just how do you? They did?

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Well, So this article goes on to say, well glitter, Like,
who's the biggest buyer of glitter in the world.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Do you want to take a guess? The US government? Okay, well,
don't ruin my bit.

Speaker 12 (36:26):
Oh is that really it?

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Well, we're thinking it could have something to do with
a highly top secret agency of some sort really and
what are they doing?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Well, you could have said Hallmark for cards, exotic dancers, makeup,
make up, Michaels who they're not given answers.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
They say it's it's a big, closely held secret, and
they don't do interviews, they don't grant tours of the
glitter plant. This is all glitter. You think of glitter
of fun for quality? Yeah, correct, stuff you find in
your underwear the next day. Wow, So what did we
learn from this article about the secrecy?

Speaker 7 (37:09):
There's so much and then if you go down the
rabbit hole, you're gonna be stuck for days, which I
know you have been. The two companies are glitter X
and Meadowbrook Inventions and Metal Brook Inventions is the one
that's supposed to be super top secret. People are speculating
that it's one of two things. Either the marine industry
and they're painting boats with glittery paint all the time,
and they don't want you to know because it's getting

(37:31):
into the ocean and it's causing all the microplastics and
the pollution and killing the fish, so they don't want
you to know that, or more conspiracy what Nate said,
Maybe it's the US government or a government from another country,
because apparently, when you have a weapon of mass destruction,
there's supposed to be a signature in that weapon that
tells you where it came from, like bullets. Yeah, like

(37:51):
a serial number.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
On a bullet. There's a serial number of bullets.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
That's how it comes out of the gun.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
They can yeah or yeah, they can.

Speaker 12 (37:57):
So what are they putting glitter as are is our signature?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Well tell them, well, we don't know.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
That's what they think.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
They think that there's glitter in bombs, and that if
a bomb is dropped when this glitter is in't it?

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Okay, you know that the US did it.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
But the reason for the top secrecy is one is
the US the one that's using it as a signature.
And two, if you tell people that's our signature, what's
to stop another country from using glitter as a quote
unquote fake signature and acting like, oh, that bomb that
was dropped was obviously a US bomb when it's from
somewhere else. So they're thinking that these are the reasons
why you're never gonna find out, and there are a

(38:30):
lot of people who say no, at this point, we
know it's the marine industry.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Okay, now I don't think the bomb signature thing is
more fine. I'll tell you this. Think of glitter. Let's
say a palm full of glitter. Okay, vision that?

Speaker 8 (38:42):
Oh my god, I'm terrified.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Uh it's like sand from a beach. Sand from a beach.
Isn't all a bunch of little, tiny, tiny things that
are alike. They're all different, yeah, right, you have different
types of glass, different types of this and that whatever.
So if they can come up with a signature, let's
say we want the Elvis dur In Morning Show bomb,
and which we don't. I would have this company come

(39:04):
up with a very unique mixture of different colors, shades, whatever,
and it would be ours. So if we dropped a
bomb somewhere like our logo color, it would have our
unique encoding in the glitter in the bombs. Does that
make sense? Yeah, So that's why they're not talking If
that is the answer. Were we're not saying it is.

(39:24):
But it sure seems like it could be.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
It sure does. Why would it be so secretive if
it wasn't doing something bad?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
It's glitter, Yeah, it's glitter. It can't be bad.

Speaker 12 (39:33):
Twitter is the worst.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (39:35):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (39:35):
I hate glitter. I'm looking at it. I hate touching
it and dealing with it.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
Gotta say, some eyeeshadow glitter, you know, for special occasions,
is not bad.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Look at Daniel's eyeshadow. It's the bomb. Yeah, oh bomb
is it?

Speaker 7 (39:47):
They wanted you to think for the longest time that
it was the makeup industry that was buying up all
the glitter and putting it in blush and in ice
shadow and wherever else. Maybe some lip glosses, but they
said the sheer numbers, there's no way that it could
be the makeup industry.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Did you know here?

Speaker 27 (40:03):
She goes back in the w W two they used
to drop what they call chafe, and it was kind
of like glitter from airplane.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Oh, I get that in my shoes. If I walk
too much, it goes down my pant like.

Speaker 27 (40:13):
Drop it from airplane, stop it and it would block
the radar so then they could fly behind.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Maybe they have glitter chaf You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
I don't know someone asked it.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
I mean, obviously somebody knows.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Well I call it. I'm telling you I met them,
I met the glitter fan.

Speaker 8 (40:33):
What did they say?

Speaker 5 (40:34):
They didn't ask them. I'm like, whoa glitter?

Speaker 18 (40:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
I mean I didn't.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
Are you like friendly with them or you just met them?

Speaker 12 (40:41):
I know, I have lots of questions.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
That's a whole other industry.

Speaker 12 (40:44):
Seriously, this is crazy.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
So there you go, something to think about and talk
about with your friends today, because they're not going to
bring it up to you because, I mean, the glitter
people will have, they'll find us and they'll kidnap us
and put us away.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
They're very powerful, glitter y with.

Speaker 12 (41:00):
Glitter, they'll blow us out of a uh canon.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
I still have glitter in my lungs from the Kesha Cruise.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
The Kesha Cruise. How many years ago was that?

Speaker 26 (41:10):
Five?

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Five years ago? I got on an elevator. Some man
had glitter in his pocket. He just blew it in
my face. Oh jeez, you'll never get that glitter out
of my lungs ever.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
All right, we're taking your texts at fifty five one
hundred text away. We talked to Rebecca.

Speaker 21 (41:25):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Rebecca, I good mourning from the great State of New Jersey,
the home of glitter.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Anyway, go right ahead. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
All right?

Speaker 7 (41:36):
So a couple of years ago, probably like ten years ago,
my ex and I broke up, and his birthday was
a couple of weeks later.

Speaker 31 (41:42):
So I snuck in his house filled like three hundred
balloons with.

Speaker 30 (41:45):
Glitter, so that way as he was popping them, they
were exploding all over.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
They filled the house with glitter in it.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Oh wow, it came with its own glitter, that's all.

Speaker 30 (41:55):
It was hilarious, hilarious for hours hours, piple the balloons
and I think it's the greatest thing I've done in
my life.

Speaker 18 (42:03):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
But you'll never get that time back. You'll never get
all that glitter up. But you said this was your
ex boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, he totally deserved it.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Okay, So wait, did you do the glitter bomb thing
to him after you found out you were breaking up?

Speaker 10 (42:20):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (42:20):
Yeah, it was a spight thing for sure.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
Oh okay.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
I was like, you know what, I'm bombing your house.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You're getting every color, glitter everything.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
It was amazing.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Wow, look at that, do you. I don't know why,
but I'm okay. At least she didn't key his car,
did you.

Speaker 31 (42:37):
You're right, it was it was some dedication, but it
was worth it all.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Right. There you go, Rebecca.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
You're giving people ideas and I don't like that at all, Rebecca,
thank you for calling, and remember glitter is much more
evil than you'll ever know.

Speaker 21 (42:50):
Thank you, Love you guys.

Speaker 20 (42:51):
I've been listening to you guys for my entire life
and you guys are amazing.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Tell everyone to do moont New Jersey. We said hello
and thanks for listening to us. There you go, Rebecca,
don't break up with her. It's so interesting. You know,
when our listeners text us at fifty five to one hundred,
we get to see basically how everyone's doing. I mean,
we can actually take the temperature of the world because

(43:15):
one day everyone's in a weird mood. The next day
everyone's in a good mood. It really is proof that
the universe is well, lack of a better term, universal.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
I don't know if it's the planets how they line
up and how it affects everyone, or the ocean and
the tide.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Today a lot of interesting people texting in about what's
going on in their lives.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Are you guys watching these texts?

Speaker 8 (43:41):
Oh yeah, what's happening?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Uh wow? Well, a lot of people in a good mood.
A lot of people are texting in from the gym,
and most of those are listening to Why one hundred
in Miami, So I'm assuming that Why one hundred is
our early morning gym town. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Nice, someone's here, their sons taking the bar exam today. Wow,
they went to our favorite restaurant, Loupees down in Tribeca.
Nate best played a slop. Ever, I love their food.
Don't don't say that that's that nice?

Speaker 5 (44:16):
How you know it's good Mexican?

Speaker 12 (44:17):
Oh I thought that was the name of a dish.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Slop.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
It's good, it's not.

Speaker 18 (44:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Holders, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
if they would. That's how you know? Telling you people
it is the best Mexican food. Yeah, just you know what.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Everyone's going through something, and that's a unique part of
what we do for a living. We meet people out
when you like, when we're on vacation and stuff. We're
going up to restaurants and people will come up to
us and say, listen to your show every day.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
You got me through this, you got me through that,
And you know, everyone knows a story. Any thoughts.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
I like the juicy text messages.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Oh well, I just got a few of those I
don't even know if I could read this. Can I
read this? I have to. In the day in the
principal's office.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
In a parent meeting, a kid admitted to using sex
boughts and AI to create a deep fake of his
math teacher to get off in front of his girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Is elaborates, Wow, my life is so boring. Any thoughts, Yes, Nate, Okay, we.

Speaker 27 (45:21):
Really are kind of like the priest Danielle behind the
little divider?

Speaker 21 (45:26):
Is this?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Are we the confessional? We we're in the confessional, right, so,
I don't know. I'm curious if there's anything juicier than
that out there. Don't say that.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Tell us your secrets.

Speaker 12 (45:38):
I feel like we're the confessional.

Speaker 11 (45:40):
But also hairdressers, bartenders like they learn everything.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Everything. Yeah, it's the text number. You can just send it.
It goes off into space if anybody really reads it.

Speaker 12 (45:54):
That's what he's trying to tell people.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Somebody asked me over a vacation, do you guys actually
read the text messag just when they come in? Because
I always want to say something and I just assume
now you're not looking. I said, oh no, there are
people looking.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah we do. Here's the thing when you're doing the show.
Sometimes you have a moment you can look over and
then you have to look back at what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
No, we see a lot of stuff and we appreciate it.
Once again, that number is fifty five, one hundred. Yeah,
we do have our own little confessional going here. Let's see,
I don't know, scary. If you could hit three, you
got to turn it up. So we'll get to that
bit later because and turn it off.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Turn it off. It was for some reason. Okay, let's
just not do that. That was a sign from the
universe not to do that bit.

Speaker 30 (46:46):
So we move on.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
My favorite take so far. I'm a Martian living on Earth.
My people want you to know this, all right, Martians
are on Earth. I love that welcome. If I was
from another planet and landed on Earth, I'd probably make it.
You turn to go back. Just a thought.

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Waking up in the morning, taking him on so many things.

Speaker 33 (47:10):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Love it talking on the show about people who give
up the thought of a massive wedding with all the
family and all the friends and all the money spent,
and just like go to the courthouse and get married,
or maybe run away to another state just to get
away from everyone and just get married with the one
you love. I got Amanda from Akron. So, Amanda, is

(47:41):
this you?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Is this really you? Amanda? Yeah, Amanda's getting married in
secret and then running away to Tennessee. Are you getting
married in Tennessee or are you're running away to Tennessee
after you get married in secret? Tell us everything both.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I'm running away to Tennessee to get married.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Wow, Now why have you decided to oh do it?

Speaker 26 (48:03):
So?

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Why have you decided to do this rather than, you know,
inviting everyone to the wedding and the big hoopla.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Honestly, so the whole process of this whole thing has been,
honestly so much easier listening to you guys at morning.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Oh thank you. You guys are wonderful. Oh thank you.

Speaker 18 (48:23):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
But I was so serious.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I got divorced recently. I know this south crazy. Okay,
I got divorce a year ago. The guy that I
married was my high school crush. Twenty two years later,
here we are getting married.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
You know, you hear the story Every once in a
while people got married to someone they divorced them and
they end up going back to someone they knew a
thousand years ago.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
And I think that's awesome. That's a great story, a
full circle story, it really is.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
But the so the kicker is who I was married.
I was married to a female prior to all of this.
We were together for seven years, and it was a
very controlling relationship, like very narcissistic. I actually I've been
on air with you guys quite a few times. I
actually won a cruise with you guys, and I wasn't
allowed to take that cruise.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
What wow, Yeah, because she was toxic and controlling.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Oh god, well goodbye. But now you're getting married, Yeah,
but why did you have this on the down low?

Speaker 34 (49:35):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
People probably haven't let to think about the fact that
I'm getting married directly a year after I got divorced.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
But you don't think there's anyone in your circle that's
happy for you, that would love to celebrate with you.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I mean there is, Like my mom knows, his mom knows,
Like it's just the rest of of everyone that we
know don't doesn't really know.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Okay, well, you know, it's your business. It's your decision.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
I always hate when people decide to get married and
have a big wedding and they are so so careful
in considering everyone else's feelings before their own.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
I mean, I understand the importance maybe having parents there,
especially if they're praying for it, But you know what
I'm saying, it's just like, it's your decision.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Gandhi, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (50:27):
I have so many questions?

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Okay, So what is the reason that you are doing
it exactly a year after you got Is there like significance.

Speaker 25 (50:36):
To you in that?

Speaker 4 (50:38):
So we have kids, and my daughter has never had
her dad in her life, and this is the first
healthy relationship that I've been in. And she looked up
to him. She's fifteen, and she looks up to him
like a dad. And she actually proposed to him and
asked him to adopt her, and he said absolutely.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Oh my gosh, what a lovely story.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah. So, I don't know if it's across the board,
but in Ohio you have to be married for six
months before you can do an adoption process.

Speaker 8 (51:15):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
My other question was gonna be do you think, like,
what is a time frame for you that you think
you'll be comfortable telling people or will there ever be
a time you're comfortable telling people?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Literally as soon as it happens, and we're gonna be.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Like, hey, So you just don't want people to try
to talk you out of it.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Yeah, not only that, but I don't want to hear
any kind of negative feedback. I guess you know we're
super comfortable. I mean, I'm in my mid thirties, he
as well. We're just we've stayed friends since high school.
We've always kept in touch. It was either I was

(51:53):
in a relationship and he was single or vice versa.
It was never the right time, and it's finally the
right time for us. And I don't really want to
or any kind of negative feedback from anyone to discourage that.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I get that, dood. I mean it's so easy to get.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
I want to say, Gandhi, this is my first time
being on air and actually being able to speak with you.

Speaker 35 (52:11):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
Oh, I love you, Thank you for calling.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yes, I love you too.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
You should marry Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (52:19):
Oh yea yeah, everybody doesn't want to get them.

Speaker 21 (52:22):
I am from Ohio.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
She's not the marrying time now, it's so easy to
give advice to people like like like you, Amanda, like, well,
you know, who cares what people say? You know, there's
nothing wrong with like not giving them an opportunity to
say anything. I love the way you're doing this. It's like,
screw them, It's not about them. It's about you and
your happiness.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Absolutely. I mean, honestly, I feel like being in my thirties,
it's a little different, Like I don't want to spend
all of my money on this big, lavish wedding. I
want to go and make memories. I want to have
a small wedding and then go and have a good
time while we're in Gatlinburg and getures and make memories.
Because that's really, honestly, what it's all about. It's not

(53:03):
about the thousands of dollars I spend on everyone to look.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
At me, I agree. What about you, Daniel, what are
you thinking?

Speaker 11 (53:09):
I think that it's what she wants to do, and
she's in love and she didn't care what anybody else thinks.
I think that, you know, and especially if she thinks
it's a really good thing for her child, because you know,
she said, you know, coming out of a crappy situation.

Speaker 12 (53:22):
This is an amazing situation.

Speaker 11 (53:23):
And the fact that your your daughter is the one
that proposed and said adopt me. I feel like kids
also know things, like they have little inklings into things,
and I think she knows who's a good person and
who's not.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
You know, it is a great story. I'm glad you
shared that with us, by.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
The way, and yeah, yes, and you guys, Honestly, you
guys have helped me so much, like when I was
in the marriage that I was in prior and listening
to you guys in the morning, it helped me so
much because there would be so days some days I
was like I can't do this, Like I'm just don't
even feel like going to work. I just feel like

(53:58):
sleeping all day doing being like I'm just miserable. And
I've listened to you guys, and you guys were your
phone taps, like I just love everything. And and when
you guys hurt, I hurt, Like I'm very empathetic. So
I just you guys are like family. And like I said,
I've been on air a few different times, like I've
won the phone taps and played match game, I won

(54:19):
the Cruise, I did the Brooklyn betting.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I want to bed.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
And I've been on air with you guys a ton
of times.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Wow, you've been here more than we've been here.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I literally love you guys so much.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 17 (54:38):
You got to questions carry Yeah, I just want to
know what's it like from going from being with a
woman to being with a guy?

Speaker 16 (54:45):
Do me?

Speaker 10 (54:46):
I can answer that.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
I mean, it's just it's not I was with a
man before. Obviously I have kids, and then I was
always interested in female else.

Speaker 21 (55:00):
I thought, you know, well we'll just see.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
I had, you know, some hell complications, ended up having
to have a hysterectomy, and I was like, well, I
can't have any more kids. I'm just gonna explore my options.
And I found her and we got married and it
did not work out, and I was stuck for about
seven years.

Speaker 18 (55:19):
And I did.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Literally January second, right after New Year's It was literally
a new year last year for me.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Wow, and my daughter. Good for you. You know what,
You've made that decision, you know, And don't don't ever
look at it like, oh, seven years of my life wasted.

Speaker 26 (55:35):
No, it was all.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Necessary to get you on this journey that you're doing.
For whatever reason. The universe wanted you there in that relationship.
But now look where you are now. Good for you.
We're happy for you, Amanda. Good, good for you and
your family.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Yes, thank you so much. I mean we're counting down
getting close.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
All right, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
You know sometimes sometimes you can live happily ever after.

Speaker 31 (55:58):
Go do it.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
And thanks for listening to us, Amana. We're very happy
for you.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Guys so much.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Have a have a beautiful day to day.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Elvis d Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
So today we're talking about school kids. Oh we all
were at one point a school kid.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Yes, the still are still dating.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Kelly Fire. So Kelly is i Kelly?

Speaker 21 (56:38):
Hello everyone, I love you.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Kelly is a kindergarten music teacher and they're getting ready
for the concert season. You know what, I love music
programs for kids in schools. I know when I was
growing up, we had music.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
It's a music class every single year until you know,
went until I graduated.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Those are my favorite classes.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
And because of funding, a lot of them are being
pulled from some school systems. But where you or Kelly,
you guys are doing great. Tell me about your concert series.
A season coming up for your kids in kindergarten.

Speaker 10 (57:12):
So we have been preparing a little bit at a time,
right because they just needed in little chunks. So for
many months we take time to learn some.

Speaker 21 (57:23):
Of the songs.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
And it's called pajama party.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
H So they get to.

Speaker 10 (57:30):
Dress up in their pajamas for the night of the
concert and bring their favorite stuffy from home so that
they can do the show with their stuff, because there's
one special song about bringing their stuff in to the bed.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Okay, let me ask you, why do we stop doing
that in kindergarten. You should be doing that until so
you're in college now doing now? Seriously, So, what's it.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Like teaching kindergarten kids? I mean, are they rough to
deal with? Or are are they just pure pleasure and
they get really evil around third grade?

Speaker 10 (58:04):
No, you get a really good mix of students because
one day they are doing all the things and they're
learning and growing and and then the next day that
you know, they just sit there.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
How many pukers do you have in that good mix
of kids?

Speaker 10 (58:22):
Yes, so there's some pukers and peers and not oh
that that's yeah.

Speaker 12 (58:29):
You got to have a good immune system to be
a kindergarten teacher, that's for sure.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
Just covering the mountains.

Speaker 10 (58:37):
Oh my gosh, No, we have germ busters because they're
keeping them. Oh sneeze into your elbow and all. Yep,
we call them germ busters. Thanks for being the germ buster,
because it is all the things in kindergarten.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Well, you sound as if you have a lot of patience, Kelly,
And I mean you have patients. But do you go
home sometimes and just throw sharp objects of things and people?

Speaker 10 (59:03):
It's sometimes it's like what what was that?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
What day did I just have?

Speaker 5 (59:08):
And then other days it is so rewarding.

Speaker 10 (59:12):
I mean, most of the days are so rewarding, even with.

Speaker 21 (59:19):
I got I got the bathroom.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
You know, are oh go get a tissue? We don't
use our fingers and.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Question real quick? So what's concert? How's the music gonna be?

Speaker 25 (59:31):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
What are your music selections? And and can anybody go?
Or are you selling tickets?

Speaker 26 (59:40):
No?

Speaker 10 (59:40):
I tell the kids anyone can come. It's for family
and friends. And it's a mini musical called Pajama Party.
It's got six songs and they are on risers and
we do movements and there are speaking lines that I
divide up amongst a lot of the kids, so so
I really hype it up and the families are just

(01:00:03):
so excited to come and see what they can do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Some of them are like, well, I don't understand how
you do that.

Speaker 10 (01:00:10):
Ild like, I don't know. I just I've been doing
this for a really long time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
So well, you know, Kelly, it is great knowing that
you're listening. And I want to go back to kindergarten.
Is it too late? But anyway, you're great. Thank you
so much for listening to us. You tell the kids
we said hi, and have fun at your contra Okay,
I will thank you so much. I love you all.

Speaker 10 (01:00:31):
Been listening for My teaching career started in two thousand
and one and you were part of my commute to
my first my first time at a teaching job.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Well, thank you so much, Kelly, have a beautiful day.
Thank you for being a teacher. We love you.

Speaker 33 (01:00:47):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tappen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Let's do it a brand new phone tap from Garrett.
What's it all about? Garrett?

Speaker 26 (01:00:54):
All right?

Speaker 36 (01:00:54):
David wants to play a phone tap on his dad James.
Now David's family just moved into a new development a
few weeks ago, and dad James wanted to get a
start on the holiday season a little early, so we
put up the Christmas decorations. So I'm gonna call from
the development saying, hey, can you take those down?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
It's a little too early for Christmas. Very touchy subject.
Let's listen in to Garrett's phone. Tap, here we go.

Speaker 18 (01:01:16):
Hello, this is James.

Speaker 37 (01:01:17):
Hi, my name's Christopher Robin. I live down the block.

Speaker 18 (01:01:20):
Hi, Christopher, I know.

Speaker 36 (01:01:22):
That you guys just recently moved in. I'm calling on
behalf of the association for association. Yes, we've been talking
and unfortunately we came to a vote last night that
we need for you to.

Speaker 37 (01:01:35):
Take down your Christmas decorations.

Speaker 18 (01:01:39):
But it's almost Christmas. Why do you have a rule
against Christmas light.

Speaker 37 (01:01:42):
We don't have a rule. We do encourage it around
the month of December.

Speaker 36 (01:01:46):
We just came to see that and everyone kind of
forgot about Thanksgiving and kind of rushed the holiday and
people people, We're just.

Speaker 18 (01:01:53):
Chris, We're just getting a jump start on Christmas. I'm
a big Christmas fan. I like to get the season
started early, right around thanks.

Speaker 36 (01:02:00):
Okay, couple weeks away that that's great, but if you
could take it down, that would be greatly appreciated.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
You know, once December was around. We do welcome your Chris.

Speaker 18 (01:02:08):
Chris, let me get a word in here. It's going
to be snowing soon. I like to put up my
Christmas lights before Thanksgiving, so I'm not out in the
snow trying to put up my like I'm a big
Christmas fan.

Speaker 37 (01:02:20):
I'm gonna have to take it into my own hands, along.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
With the associations, into your own hands.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
We're going to take down your decorations this.

Speaker 18 (01:02:26):
Ye, truly, you're not going to touch anything on my house.
That is my property. I pay you to live there.
You have no right to touch anything.

Speaker 27 (01:02:33):
On my house.

Speaker 36 (01:02:34):
Okay, so you know, well do you understand well, do
you understand what it is about our bylaws?

Speaker 18 (01:02:40):
I don't. Do you have something against Christmas?

Speaker 26 (01:02:43):
Sir?

Speaker 18 (01:02:43):
Do you have something against Christmas?

Speaker 37 (01:02:46):
No, we don't have anything against Christmas. I too am
for the Christmas.

Speaker 18 (01:02:49):
I see no problem here. So you will not touch
a thing on my house.

Speaker 37 (01:02:53):
I will touch, will, I will touch, and I will
bring down.

Speaker 18 (01:02:57):
Sir, you will not.

Speaker 35 (01:02:59):
That is my house.

Speaker 18 (01:03:00):
I pay to live there. You will not talk a
thing on my house. Have a very merry Christmas.

Speaker 37 (01:03:07):
Sir, you will not have a house because you broke
the loss.

Speaker 18 (01:03:10):
I own the house. I can put up Christmas lights
in July if I want to put up Christmas lights
and July. There's nothing you or your association will be
able to do about it, do you.

Speaker 37 (01:03:20):
I'm going to walk over to your house right now
and take this into.

Speaker 18 (01:03:22):
My walk over to my house, that is my house,
and find you on my fib.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I will have your resident have a nice day.

Speaker 18 (01:03:28):
Don't you hang up on me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Don't you hang up on me.

Speaker 18 (01:03:31):
We will not finish this.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Hello, Hello, are you there? David?

Speaker 18 (01:03:37):
You there? Yeah? For this?

Speaker 36 (01:03:39):
All right, Let's call him back in a few minutes
and I'm going to stop by the house and take
away the decorations, all right, Okay, hello.

Speaker 18 (01:03:49):
Dad, David? Yeah, what's going on? David? You're all right?
I just had this guy call me at work.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
He's got my ashes.

Speaker 18 (01:03:58):
That's the same guy outside their door. I have seem
taking down our Christmas decorations.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Stop that guy.

Speaker 18 (01:04:04):
Do not let him touch anything on our house. I
can't get to the deal with this guy to keep
pressing me and work. Get out there and tell him
that he can't touch a thing on our Oh, they
just deflated Crossey. Get let me touch frothy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Get out there, stout now, excuse me there?

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
Yeah, what are you.

Speaker 18 (01:04:26):
Doing to our Christmas decorations? Yeah?

Speaker 36 (01:04:29):
I spoke to I believe your dad before and he
said I could take them down only because of my laws.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Told him that I never told him he could take
them down and everything.

Speaker 18 (01:04:39):
Why did you tell him to take him down? I
didn't I tell him he could take them down. Do
not let him touch any of them.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Call nine one one, tell him he is healing from
up and get down there now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Don't you let him leave?

Speaker 37 (01:04:51):
Hey, James, my name's Garret from Elvis during in the
Morning show. And you got phone taps?

Speaker 18 (01:04:55):
What you're calling from that Elvis show? Yeah?

Speaker 24 (01:05:00):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 18 (01:05:03):
I'm sorry that it was just too funny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
This is not funny.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
This is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 17 (01:05:13):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 33 (01:05:16):
The Elvis Teroran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Hey, Danielle discovered a new apple. Oh, she gets so
excited she just discovered a new apple.

Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
Yes, I was in the grocery. I was in shop wright.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Actually, they have a woman who she stands in the
front and she tries to like push different things all
the time, what's on sale.

Speaker 12 (01:05:47):
But she's very good at it. That's what I ever doing.

Speaker 11 (01:05:49):
So the other day she had this apple and I
was like, it's an apple and she goes, oh, no, no,
it's called the wild Twist apple.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
So she has.

Speaker 12 (01:05:59):
Samples in little Cops and I'm like, oh, let me,
let me get us some.

Speaker 24 (01:06:02):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 12 (01:06:03):
It's a cross between.

Speaker 11 (01:06:05):
A honey crisp and a Crippos pink or like a
pink Lady apple together.

Speaker 12 (01:06:10):
I don't know how. I guess they, you know, somehow
put them together. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:06:15):
It's so sweet and so delicious. And I was like, really,
the next day I went back and bought a whole
bag of them. I cannot stop thinking about these apples.

Speaker 12 (01:06:24):
They're so good. And I like a really good sweet apple,
like a Fooji apple is usually what.

Speaker 34 (01:06:28):
I go for.

Speaker 12 (01:06:29):
These are so much better. You will taste the difference
and you will love them and know they are not
paying me to say this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Did you you really know your app a.

Speaker 12 (01:06:37):
Wild twist apples wild? I'm telling you you gonna like
that face.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
It is a It is a genetically modified apple.

Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
That's what scares me. Genetically modified scares me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Well, okay, it's a it's scary ones, you know, if
it's a GMO apple, it's a non GMO apple.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Oh okay, okay, over there, you and you so mister
healthy here now, No.

Speaker 13 (01:07:01):
There was something the other day about a new banana
that you could peel and twelve hours after you peel it,
it's not brown.

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
It's still right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
It doesn't go black.

Speaker 12 (01:07:08):
Okay, well that's not with the apple.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
This is apple.

Speaker 9 (01:07:11):
That's why I questioned it. If you're saying it's not GMO,
then I'm all in.

Speaker 12 (01:07:14):
They just twisted the vines together or something.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
Now, keep in mind a lot of things we grew
up eating. We're all genetically modified at some point that
they never they weren't original to the earth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to go so far as
to say that at least at least half of the
things in your produce department were not even a thing
years ago. Yeah, they were invented in a in a lab,
the test tube, and.

Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
Don't even get into chickens and mark chickens.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
So back to this apple.

Speaker 12 (01:07:50):
Yeah, it's so good, Okay, it really is. It's so sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
I know we've talked about this before, but whenever you
travel to another place and you have the fruit and
another country, it's so much Yeah, it's different, so much
better because we pump it full of water to make
them bigger, which takes away the flavor and then whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Else we're doing to them.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Lemons in Italy there I've said it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
Oh really, oh yeah, especially if you're on the Amalfi Coast,
you're down you know, south southern Italy. Lemons are big
and I for breakfast, I would slice them in half,
put salt on them and eat them for eat a
lemon for breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
People look at me like no press.

Speaker 12 (01:08:27):
My youngest eats lemon all the time, just like that.
He cuts it up. I heard it's not good for
your enamel.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
On your falling out.

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
Like bananas.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Mango is another car I know, so sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Just go to the Caribbean and there are lot of
there's a lot of great fruits there. Hey, I was
gonna say oh God, you know, in and out of
my brain? Do you guys get brain? The brain farts
a lot all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Are you having one now, Nate? Are you brain farting
every day like that? Right to small? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
I did, okay, Nate, brain, Nate, it was your butt, Yeah,
my butt forarded. Oh, I got this story for you, Gandhi.
You know how Gandhi loves hot sauce. Where does this
fascination with hot sauce come from?

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
I mean, I grew up in an Indian household and
everything is spicy, so I just got very used to
eating spicy food. So now whenever I go anywhere, I
would like a little extra spice and probably what is provided.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Well, the tw Garner Food Company in Winston Salem, North Carolina.
One of the products they make is Texas Peat hot sauce.
Oh yeah, okay, Well, their factory literally caught on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Oh what happened? I just think it's kind of funny
A hot sauce factory caught on fire?

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
How sad?

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
No injury?

Speaker 12 (01:09:44):
Okay, good.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Let's see what else is going on here in the news.
News that Gandhi forgot uh Oh, an eighteen year old
kid from Utah named Luke had to quit baseball when
he got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
But he's switching gears. He just became the first kid
from Utah to get a scholar for cornhole. Oh hell yeah, okay,
he's now playing for Winthrop University, South Carolina, known as
having the best cornhole program in the country.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
So look, one door closes, another opens.

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
Are there a lot of cornhole program?

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
I guess a cornhole opened a group of Burger King
employees in Minnesota. They pay tribute to a longtime customer
by having his name engraved in his favorite chair at
the Burger King. Now, is there any institution, any business
in America where you have your name either permanently affixed

(01:10:35):
to the wall or a chair or a booth.

Speaker 8 (01:10:38):
No, I had a menu item for a second and
they closed down.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Yeah, they closed down.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
Well does it say anything about me that it admits
that I have my name engraved on not one, but
two barstools?

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
Oh that tracks, I see that. Where are they?

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
I get so drunk he can't find him? No one
actually is.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
The place is no longer there, but m V and Bernersville,
New Jersey at the Elvis Tran barstool unless they took
it down.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
I don't know. Scary your name isn't like, yeah posted somewhere.

Speaker 17 (01:11:09):
There's a tribute to me at my alma mater, Mark
Twain Intermediate School in Cody Island, where I was part
of I was inducted into the Mark Twain Alumni Hall
of Fame. So there's like, I guess, like, who else
famous is from Mark Twain?

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
I believe? Was it Marsa Tomay? Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:11:27):
Oh, she does Afternoon's on Power one O five. Angie
Martinez went to Mark Twain was also inducted the year.

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
After I was.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
So, yeah, my name is Angie Martinez.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
I was number one, she was number two.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
Congratulations, Yeah, I was.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
I'm ensuring in a glass case about me. That's nice
and like a pair of your underwear and your your
first poopy? What about you, Froggy? Aren't you listed somewhere?
Is your name somewhere?

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
I'm not sure?

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
Aren't we all?

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
Didn't we? Were we all painted on the wall of
some steakhouse somewhere?

Speaker 18 (01:11:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 36 (01:12:00):
Right?

Speaker 38 (01:12:00):
Was it?

Speaker 25 (01:12:00):
Not? No?

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
No the palm? Yeah they that's out of business. Oh yeah,
that location went.

Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
Out of answer your question.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
No, they put our picture open the wall right next
to the bathroom, Norwegian Bliss.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
I think the ship has our name somewhere, does it? Yeah,
I didn't know that. I was just on it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
I would have looked.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
They hit it. They're not proud. Uh, Elvis, your name?
Your name is in Chicago at the Radio Hall of Fame.

Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
What about your Walk of Fame star?

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
And yes, oh yeah, on the Hollywood Walking I have
a star. You can't see it. It's so it's it's
got chewing gum.

Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
In New York at that New York Rise up, New York,
New York.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
Where's your name? Is your name on the wall in
Eerie Pennsylvania somewhere? Don't think so. I don't think it's anywhere.
Your name is on the menu at Duffy's. Elvis, you
got a sandwich named after you.

Speaker 12 (01:12:49):
Wow, look at this.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Yeah, the burger at Duffy's in Sutn Island. I know
we won best Burger. I don't think it's on the menu. Okay,
Well he's sort of correct.

Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Maybe I'll take it anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
The point is this, do everything you can in life
to get your name permanently affixed to something. A barstool,
a burger.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
What Brandon has a tattoo of a bug on his
arm because he calls me bug? Does that count?

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
Okay, done, it's on a human.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Look at what we've done.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
We just went on for about fifteen minutes talking about
absolutely nothing of any importance whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Another episode of Sauce on the Side.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Who's the guest everyone pretends to love but you secretly
cannot stand?

Speaker 12 (01:13:32):
I can't stand.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:13:34):
Oh, open your free iHeartRadio app search Sauce on the
Side and listen now Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Shows.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
We are so insulting when we impersonate each other.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Right, a little while ago, Danielle dropped her her meat
sauce on the table and oh, I'm gontadrop my meat sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
And then well, that's now what she sounds like Nate.
Nate said, Hey, yeah, drawing my knee joy my meat
sauce on the counter.

Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
I need it and wipe it up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I noticed it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
That's how That's how he than I've ever.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
That's how he thinks you sound.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
And it sounds like Johnny he does, he does.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
My uncle Johnny is a little deeper. Well, then Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Nate is like this, Hey, Nate, why you're so upset?
Why are you so anxiound like that?

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
We have don't we have sound of him sounding like that? Garen, Yeah, fine,
we'll play it for you. An't you sound just like Danielle?
No you don't. No, you don't. So you just sounded
like me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
It doesn't sound like.

Speaker 21 (01:14:54):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Daniel talks like this, what are you doing? You're you're
so stupid?

Speaker 12 (01:14:59):
That's how then sound like me, Ei, though none of
them sound like your jacket.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
It's like when you go to the It's like when
you go to the park and there's a guy drawing
caricatures of people. These are caricatures of your fact.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Gandhi do her, Danielle? Do Danielle?

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
I I'm trying to think.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
I mean Danielle when she gets mad, she just starts
cursing a lot, and I can't really do that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
That's true, that's true. What we get's about Gandhi. Gandhi
does this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
Yeah see, I think that's more me impersonating everybody else.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
But that doesn't anything like Okay, okay, you know what,
then challenge John. We need to brush up on our
Gandhi do.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
You know who's really good? I mean, Andrew's great at
doing impressions.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Hold on, okay, here's Danielle. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:15:56):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Okay, you do a good job impersonating everyone on the show. Okay,
is that his mic?

Speaker 18 (01:16:03):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Who's is this? Scotty?

Speaker 21 (01:16:05):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Scotty? So Scotty, he's Andrew says he can do a
great you. He does a great me. Okay, okay, do Scotty? Well? Okay,
So it has to be in context. It has to
be like him kissing my ass or something.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Yeah, absolutely, so Scotti will go, hey, do you want
a banana? I got a fresh banana, Elvis, you know,
you're like teacher's pet, like giving me true.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
So how does he sound?

Speaker 12 (01:16:30):
I have a long banana freaky, specially on camera.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Sounds nothing like him, But it's the attitude.

Speaker 39 (01:16:37):
Do you know that one time I asked Andrew. I
asked Andrew to do Josh, and Josh got so mad
at me that I asked Andrew do that. He didn't
speak to me for two years?

Speaker 21 (01:16:45):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
Yeah, two years? Remember that Josh.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
Personating Josh is easy because Josh is very mellow, the
same Josh, but John I always feel so relaxed with
Josh because his voice is very very it's very very.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Definitely have you read an audiobook.

Speaker 9 (01:17:05):
I'm not.

Speaker 12 (01:17:06):
He's like a SMR to me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Think I can't come in, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
Screams and sloth. I don't know how he does it,
but when you startle him, all your hear is he does.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
He slows down, He slows slows down his words. I
don't understand.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
I love Josh so yeah, but it's so if you
break it down, the sounds we're making while impersonating our
best friends and family are just downright insulting.

Speaker 12 (01:17:34):
They really are.

Speaker 10 (01:17:35):
I just.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Curly from the Three Stuges. I just thought of something.

Speaker 11 (01:17:46):
Wait, you know we all impersonate Scary when he's recording
a commercial. But I wish you could see the visual
because you stand up and you push your pelvis forward and.

Speaker 12 (01:17:56):
Then you go and.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
You do do a video of that. You need to
show it because it is funny.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
I actually recorded him doing it the other day because
he was going ham on that microphone. It looks like
he was conducting an orchestra. I actually told Scottie stop
speaking to me for a second so I can record this.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Okay, here's here's here's Nate hold On in bad That
was him talking. He gets in this high register some
of the like Popeye, I get exasperated.

Speaker 10 (01:18:31):
To move.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
That's a bad example. But anyway, that's how we make
fun of each other.

Speaker 22 (01:18:37):
We don't.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
We actually don't have an Elness. I don't have an
I don't have an Elvis. Does anybody have an Elvis?

Speaker 18 (01:18:42):
No, we don't.

Speaker 9 (01:18:44):
You want to keep working?

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Not working?

Speaker 9 (01:18:51):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
We just do a Miranda Priestley to each other. He
wants please move it a glacial page. Yes, you know
how that you know how that send us a talk
back of your This is great, okay, go to uh
follow us on and it was the Heart.

Speaker 40 (01:19:12):
You'll see the talkback option on where though the on
demand page for the Elvis Durant on demand Go look
for that in your iHeartRadio apporere. You get your podcasts
and you'll see a little microphone. You tap the microphone
and leave us talk back and.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Do your impersonations of fabulous. I promise we will not
get as hurt, do you.

Speaker 40 (01:19:31):
No, it's usually just a Miranda Priestley, like if you
want some most move at a glacial base.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
You know, how the.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Yeah, the color you call blue. I could watch that
film over and over and I have same so much same.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Uh what you want to do? Those impressions this time
tomorrow will take time to collate.

Speaker 24 (01:19:51):
And Okay, you sound like Papa.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
I don't sound like that. Okay, you do use falsetto
a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
That's when I get exasperated, is when I go into
the No, that's it's a different one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
Your you're false, but your other ones you go to
this weird. I don't do that. I'm not pee wee herman.
I wish we don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
Sometimes Andrew does a pretty He did a pretty good impression.

Speaker 8 (01:20:18):
Of me once.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Can you do, Gandhi? Where are you what?

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
He was on his knees, wearing my hair, walking around,
knocking things off of desks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
It was kind of fun, which is what you do,
not on your knees, but at the same height.

Speaker 40 (01:20:31):
No, it's easy to impersonate her heightewise, voice wise, it's
more I can't do that one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
It's is going on your knees an impersonation. Yeah, I
mean she's.

Speaker 9 (01:20:40):
Short enough, and then you just wear a wig.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
You just knock things over. I see the long hair,
the impersonation is more of a voice. Thing is impression. Impression.
So maybe I was just in drag as Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
Drag and it was great.

Speaker 27 (01:20:54):
Andrew also does a good angry Scottie. He's got both
sides of the Scotty spectrum. Oh my kids, you don't.

Speaker 24 (01:21:02):
Know the struggle. I'm a father first, I gotta get
home at ten thirty of my kids. I need to
get home.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
You like you're from like you're selling. You're from the
South in the Civil War, like an evangelist. You selling. Yeah,
you're selling an evangelist. Or you're in the South the
Civil War.

Speaker 24 (01:21:17):
You don't know the struggle. You don't know the struggle.
My daughter's going to college, but I need to be
home to get her off the bus.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
Scottie. Is that what you're selling? Oh he has no
mic alr. It's okay. Here's but on the other side
of that, you could do both, you could do. He
needs to get home right now.

Speaker 12 (01:21:40):
Unless you take me outright.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Here's more Nate.

Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
Okay, Nate will talk like this in a falsetto. But
this is the different Nate. This is the flustered Nate.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
He doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
Like one's like intergalactic from the next voice. So I
guess we go on and on and we'll stop going
on and on about this. But you and your friends,
if you get together in groups, have this discussion, what
do I sound like when I'm at my worst or
if I'm excited or flustered and they have your voice down?

Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
For sure, I think you're not friends if you don't
impersonate that that person or do an impression of them
in some way when you're telling a story about Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
Could be you're not friends unless you can really just
shank them.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
If you if you walk away from your friends without
a knife in your back, then they aren't your friends.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
Exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
I think a knife in the front, knife in the front, in.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
The eye, and you have to stab them and then
turn it and then that's really good friendship.

Speaker 12 (01:22:51):
Several times several times exactly, All right.

Speaker 33 (01:22:58):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
I got to talk to Daniellelle. Not just Danielle another Danielle. Hi, Danielle,
how are you hello?

Speaker 25 (01:23:12):
How are y'all?

Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
We're doing great now? I got your text. I thought
this was interesting. I don't know what your text was about.
But it was fascinating. Daniel's text said, have you ever
gotten some bad news and been really happy about it?

Speaker 10 (01:23:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Okay, okay, So I hope this isn't about someone passing away, No,
because I'm sure some people say yes to that. So
exactly what is your story? What happened that was so
bad that you really liked?

Speaker 35 (01:23:42):
Well, we have been My husband and I have been
playing this trip since last year to go to a
family member that I'm not going to say to say,
I don't know if they're listening, so I don't want
to say. But going to a family member's graduation, okay,
and it's coming up, and I have been since we
started planning it last year. I didn't want to go,

(01:24:03):
try to make excuses why not to go, but it's
immediate family, so we were going to go.

Speaker 18 (01:24:07):
You know.

Speaker 35 (01:24:08):
However, we got some news yesterday saying that there's only
so many allotted seats so everyone can attend.

Speaker 12 (01:24:14):
And I love that for me, Yes, exactly, Okay, I'm
not gonna lie.

Speaker 11 (01:24:19):
This has happened to me before where something was planned,
a big event and it got canceled and I wasn't
said about it right, no fear.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Of mission that's the Saint Danielle. I mean, you'd agree.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
It's a family function, that's festive, it's a celebration. But
you can just call them and say congratulations and you're done.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
That's all you need to do.

Speaker 35 (01:24:37):
Yes, I will be more than happy to watch it online.

Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
Absolutely, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
But even then, will you watch it online? Yes, I
will watch it online. I don't have to travel anywhere,
so it's great. See. I would turn it online and
just have it onto the background, maybe look over.

Speaker 12 (01:24:52):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
That actually is a good idea, but good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Idea a lot of times.

Speaker 6 (01:24:57):
A lot of times you're like, Okay, I feel like
I'm obligated to be there and I love them, but
when you find out you don't have to be there, like, oh,
thank you, sweet Jesus.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
I have to be there.

Speaker 24 (01:25:06):
Yes.

Speaker 35 (01:25:07):
I was trying to come up with everything like, oh,
I can't take off of work.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Oh you know this, Oh that is happening.

Speaker 35 (01:25:12):
It's actually the weekend of our son's birthday. So I
was trying to make some sort of excuse and the
universe just worked it out for me. So I am
super excited.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Okay, so you've got you've got the graduation to go to.
So how else are you going to spend that time
that you got back. It needs to be it needs
to be creative. You can't just sit home on the couch.
You got to do something to celebrate the fact you
don't have to go to that other thing.

Speaker 36 (01:25:34):
Right.

Speaker 35 (01:25:35):
Actually, our son birthday is that weekend and he's turning sixteen,
so now we can focus that on him where we
don't have to waste his birthday weekend on going to
a graduation, and we can make it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
All about him.

Speaker 35 (01:25:48):
But I am limited as far as what I can
do because it's a few months away, so I have
to try to plan something else quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
You'll get it, Oh, you'll get it now. Yeah, I'm hoping.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
So if you have a cruise, that's something Elvis out take.

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
The well met I was telling you about that a cruise.
If I had a spare, I would give it to
you right now.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Listen, Danielle, have a good time, but don't forget when
you get those moments back, not only is it a
celebration for your sixteen year old son, but you have
to do something for yourself to enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Thank you all so much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Thank you thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:26:18):
Now, most people have fomo, the fear of missing out.
Elvis and I have the fear of getting invited.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
We called O called homo homo.

Speaker 12 (01:26:26):
He definitely has that.

Speaker 9 (01:26:28):
What does it get the happiness of missing out?

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Yeah, homo, happiness of missing out?

Speaker 9 (01:26:33):
Elvis has homo too.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
I've got major homo. Yeah, you're definitely there, flaming homo
times too. It's like, Wow, don't answer the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
Scary? What's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 17 (01:26:47):
Dave wants a phone tap his buddy Art Art and
David a bunch of guys flew to.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
Vegas recently, and when they got back.

Speaker 17 (01:26:54):
Art's credit cards was charged two thousand dollars erroneously and
he got it reversed. Well, guess what I'm going to
call from the hotel to reverse the reversal on the
credit card.

Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
Yeah, so it was erroneously. Yeah, he got it wiped off,
but I'm gonna.

Speaker 26 (01:27:10):
Put it back on.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Let's see what happens. Hello, I'm looking for Arts speaking
with this. This is Sam Rothstein from Siao Secos. Did
your roommate Dave tell you that I was going to
give you a call today.

Speaker 32 (01:27:23):
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 18 (01:27:23):
What's going on with this man? This was already settled.

Speaker 17 (01:27:25):
We had charged you two thousand dollars on your credit card, right,
I see the reversal of the charge.

Speaker 18 (01:27:31):
Right.

Speaker 17 (01:27:31):
So I just want to let you know that we
are reversing the reversal of the two thousand dollars charge.

Speaker 26 (01:27:36):
So we already went through this with the with the
company they said it was there was another room that
they charged us accidentally for.

Speaker 18 (01:27:42):
And now you're coming and telling me that it was
my room again. This is like going in circles. This
is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
You destroyed the room and the reports came in a
couple of weeks late.

Speaker 18 (01:27:51):
So what destruction of the room?

Speaker 26 (01:27:53):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 18 (01:27:54):
Dude?

Speaker 17 (01:27:54):
Our head of housekeeping was the unfortunate finder of the
shower dream clogged with shortened curls.

Speaker 18 (01:28:00):
When you talking to shortened curt? What are you talking about,
cub cairy?

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
The TV was cracked. You didn't tell us about this.

Speaker 18 (01:28:06):
The TV was.

Speaker 26 (01:28:07):
Cracked it it was a huge tube TV from nineteen
eighty six.

Speaker 17 (01:28:10):
I turned a blind eye to the missing intimacy kit
that you made us take the charges back.

Speaker 26 (01:28:15):
Off for missing intimacy Yeah, that was the issue before,
and we got it taken off because there was someone
took a sink.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
What that drain is done?

Speaker 18 (01:28:25):
Dude.

Speaker 26 (01:28:25):
We walked in and there were cigarette burns all over
the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
You had call girls in there?

Speaker 18 (01:28:30):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 17 (01:28:31):
Three girls came to the front desk at approximately eleven
forty seven pm and they were saying that they met
you guys on Tinder and they were there for the meetup.

Speaker 26 (01:28:40):
Do you understand what Tinder is. That's not a call
girls site, You're an idiot, that's turn that's a dating
site where you can find girls to meet.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
You checked in under the promise that they were going
to be two guests in that room, and it's.

Speaker 21 (01:28:53):
Us, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
That's what happens.

Speaker 17 (01:28:54):
People go in and out of rooms, right and then
and then when you were done, somebody wiped bodily fluid.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
All over the curtains. So we had a team ripe yes,
and then we had it.

Speaker 17 (01:29:03):
It wasn't found until a week and a half later
when the next victim used that room and found the
dirty curtains.

Speaker 26 (01:29:09):
So one, you're admitting that you didn't wash the curtains
of your hotel room for a full week and a
half after a bachelor party style type of events.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Who watches the curtains? We don't watch curt watches.

Speaker 26 (01:29:20):
Yeah, every hotel does, dude, except for your musty Are
you pitting? You're pissed at me and trying to charge
me too grand because you have to do general maintenance.

Speaker 17 (01:29:28):
Everybody knows that nobody washes the curtains or the comforters.
You've seen the reports on team.

Speaker 18 (01:29:33):
This is the twilight zone. I can't believe I'm not recording.

Speaker 29 (01:29:35):
This is like, what's your name again?

Speaker 18 (01:29:37):
Who's your manager? Let me speak?

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
That name is Sam Rothstein. I'm the general manager.

Speaker 18 (01:29:41):
I am going to crash this hotel.

Speaker 26 (01:29:44):
Holy I'm what.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Are you going to do? Strip Advisor and write a
bad review?

Speaker 21 (01:29:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (01:29:50):
Yeah, I guess what, buddy, you're Yeah, your YELP score
thrown down. No, it's gonna be way worse.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
I'm calling Dave. I've got I'm gonna get Dave on
the phone real quick. Okay, could you just hang out
a second here, Dave?

Speaker 18 (01:29:59):
Who me? Dave?

Speaker 21 (01:30:01):
You there?

Speaker 12 (01:30:02):
Deve Hey with a date?

Speaker 26 (01:30:03):
Hang up on this dude, man, it got out of
his mind ding right now?

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
What well, what you've been phone tapped on, Hey, all right,
this is scary Joe to elvisturand in the Morning.

Speaker 23 (01:30:20):
Show, would you do this?

Speaker 18 (01:30:21):
Man? What's your deal?

Speaker 26 (01:30:22):
Because I love these guys knew I would totally get you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 17 (01:30:30):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 33 (01:30:33):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
How good of a friend are you if you aren't
afraid to tell your friends the person they're dating just
may not be the one.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
When red flags, yeah, when you should? I do agree.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Red flags are flying and you're like, hey, yeah, I'm
just noticing this this guy you're dating or this woman
you're dating.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
It's just ooh, and apparently you know, their vision.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Is clouded over by lust, by they got a hot body,
or they're whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:31:29):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
At some point you feel like you should say something,
don't you.

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
I think it's you're that.

Speaker 11 (01:31:34):
Close to the person then you should say something because
you don't want them to get to the point where
you know, it gets really serious and they move to
the next step. If you're seeing these red flags this
early in the relationship, there is a little something going on, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
But they have to be meaningful red flags.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
It can't just be you being a jerk because you
don't like this ryan like a real red flag.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
Well, for instance, if they say to you, god, I
really like her a lot, or I like him a lot,
but there's this one thing she does, it's like, oh god,
I don't know, there's the red flag.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
They're recognizing the red flag.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
They're telling you the red flag, and you're saying, well,
don't you hear what you're saying, you're really you got
a red flag flying it's flopping in the breeze.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
Yes.

Speaker 17 (01:32:16):
Carry I know someone who's very early in the relationship
and she wants him to FaceTime her immediately. She uses
these random spot checks when he's out with his friends,
all of a sudden, FaceTime me now and then, or
she'll just FaceTime to see where.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
He is and what he's up to do.

Speaker 17 (01:32:36):
Right, So I just said, I said, that's a red flag.
You guys have no trust in the relationship.

Speaker 12 (01:32:40):
It's ridiculous. I mean, she's got a.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
Trust that you're doing the right thing.

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
And are you sure that's why she's doing it? Are
you sure they don't just communicate that way, Who.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
The hell does that you're out with the boys.

Speaker 17 (01:32:50):
You're out with the boys, expects, Hey, why aren't you
answering my FaceTime right now?

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Well, you know, I'm out with my boys right now.
Don't don't do that. Okay, that that flag could not
be more red three months frog, he's going to say something.
What's that?

Speaker 13 (01:33:07):
I was going to say, Well, does he have a
track record as he'd lied to hear in the past
about where he is. Maybe if that's happened, maybe that's
the probat But if it's only three months in, yeah,
it's an issue.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
No, No, are you sure?

Speaker 26 (01:33:18):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
So, so the groundwork is is being How do you
say that though?

Speaker 27 (01:33:24):
Because I know I've encountered the situation and I want
to say something, but I also don't want to crush
their hopes and dreams of a relationship.

Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
You talked about your relationship, how did your relationship exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
And and and if they defend it, they defend the relationships.
And Okay, you've said your piece, and then you move on. Okay,
you can only say so much. You can't go on
and on about So let's say.

Speaker 27 (01:33:46):
Where we're at dinner and yeah, you know I'm dating
this girl, and uh yeah, I have to pick her
up and take her to the airport.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
And you know, then she asks that I pick her
up at the airport and drive her to her house.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
I mean, okay, by the way, if you're listening anyplace
other than New York City, then this is really relevant.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
In New York, you don't drive people to the airport.
You just don't.

Speaker 12 (01:34:10):
I don't expect people to drive people.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
Daniel, that's a red flag.

Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
Well, I mean, look if you live if you live
in Manhattan, let's say, and there's an airport, I mean
you got to get a get a car out of
a garage, and it's like, no, just take an Uber.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
Really, you live in the suburbs, it's a little different.

Speaker 21 (01:34:32):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
I do too. You know, I'm still not going to
drive you as to the airport, but anyway you have,
there was a red flag, like I insist you take
me to the airport. Well, you know, Uber, it's right there.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
That's not as big a red flag as the facetiming
down of nowhere when you know, I don't.

Speaker 12 (01:34:48):
Know, it's like the check in, like where are you?
I want to know where you are at all times?

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
What the only reason that I'm a little hesitant on
this based on the way you guys are looking at it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
Yes, very crazy. I do that to my sister all
the time. But that's but I will I do it
to my friends. I do it to people. I'm like,
why aren't you answering when I need you at this moment?
Right now?

Speaker 10 (01:35:09):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
Then there's a red flag on Gandhi right now?

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
Red flag?

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Hold on, there's a flag on the play. There's a
flag on the play.

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
I guess too, though.

Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
I mean, when you think about this stuff, does all
of us have red flags? Every single one of us?
Of course some have really major red flags. I'm looking
right at you are a particle just like me. I
just at what point do you cut people off for
one thing? We all have these things, But.

Speaker 11 (01:35:37):
I just think like something like that where you need
to know everywhere I am and every moment three months
in is just for the future.

Speaker 12 (01:35:45):
It's not good, it is going.

Speaker 7 (01:35:47):
I worry that one might be crazy, but I'm just saying, like,
a red flag doesn't necessarily mean you have to cut
it off immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
Red flag, of course exactly. Look I said it earlier.
I'll say it again.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
If you want to say something and you feel like
you owe it to them, and then you say it,
but then you got to leave it up to them.

Speaker 13 (01:36:02):
That's all you can do. If they have to learn
on their own, right. But if you let it go now,
it's going to be a problem later. So if you
if you said a precedent of letting it go now,
and it's hard to say something later down the road.

Speaker 11 (01:36:14):
Yeah, then when something happens and then you say, well
I kind of knew, they go why didn't you tell me?

Speaker 8 (01:36:19):
Why didn't you tell me this?

Speaker 18 (01:36:20):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
Oh but I did back on March March night. That night, Hey,
let's talk talk to Hannah. Oh, I'm beautiful Burlington, Vermont.
I love Burlington from Mont Hannah. What a beautiful place
to live? You love living there?

Speaker 31 (01:36:34):
I absolutely love it. This is the best place to live.

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
I got it, I got it all right. So we're
talking about red flags.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
Do you have a friend that you actually had to
talk off a ledge with a red flag or were
you the red flag person?

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
Or what's going on here?

Speaker 18 (01:36:48):
Hannah?

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
What's your story?

Speaker 26 (01:36:50):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
I wish that I.

Speaker 30 (01:36:52):
Had listened to my friends when they noted all my
ex's red flags I was with my ex for nine years,
and from the beginning, my friends and my family tried
to tell me all about his red flags, and I
just would not listen.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
Yeah, the thing is is they told you. Do you
remember them telling you?

Speaker 10 (01:37:13):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (01:37:14):
Totally, I remember them telling me. They tried so hard
to get me to listen.

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
I know, But at some point, like I said, you
got they have to be there for you, as your family,
as your friends and say hey, red flag, red flag,
that's all they can do.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
You had to learn on your own. I mean, you
were on your own. You're an adult. You can make
your own decisions, right right.

Speaker 31 (01:37:34):
I totally think that.

Speaker 30 (01:37:35):
You know, you can say all you want about red
flags and everything, but until they want to change or
they want to do what they have to do or
what they think they have to do, Like, there's nothing
really you can say.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Hey, let me ask you this.

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Well, by the way, I'm assuming you're out of this
relationship and you're doing much better now, right, All good?

Speaker 31 (01:37:56):
Yes, I am currently married and beautiful baby and super happy.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Oh cool, cool, Okay, that's all good news. So we're
talking about sharing locations with your phone, like for instance,
Gandhi she and all of her friends. They have this
network where they all know where each other are at
all times. Yes, but when you're dating.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Someone, Gandhi's asking like, how soon is too soon to
start sharing locations?

Speaker 31 (01:38:23):
Oh, that's a tough one.

Speaker 30 (01:38:26):
My husband and I do share locations, but we didn't
start sharing locations until I got pregnant, So.

Speaker 31 (01:38:33):
I don't know what would be too soon. I feel
like maybe maybe honestly, until you're married.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Yeah, yeah, you know, Alex and I we don't share
locations at all, and I don't Okay, I don't. I
totally trust everything's fine, but for other.

Speaker 31 (01:38:51):
The only reason we have locations for safety.

Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Yeah, exactly, safety first, but not like snooping around knowing
where you are. But in a relationship, if you're just
starting to date someone and they go, hey, you know,
I know, we've been dating each other for like a
month and I've had so much fun, let's share locations
a month.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
I don't know. No way, Yeah, which way too early?

Speaker 12 (01:39:11):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (01:39:12):
Maybe if you're in an uber, you know, and you
want to make sure the person got someplace. That's exactly,
but I don't need to know, yeah exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
I hate that that one's extra tricky now, especially because
when you first start dating somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:39:23):
Until they've been to your home or you've been to theirs, you.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
Don't want them to know where you live. I wouldn't
share that location for a long time, and even then
I don't want you to know when I'm home. People
are crazy, people do crazy things.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
I don't know anyway. All right, well listen, thank you
for your call, Hannah. I have a beautiful day and
beautiful Burlington for a month. I love it up there.
It's so gorgeous. Oh so much, thank you, thanks for listening.
God scary.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Remember your roommate whose girlfriend used to rip her hair
out and leave it on the bathroom floor to kind
of mark her territory.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Yup, and she used to spray her perfume on pillows
and things.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Yeah, no, horror.

Speaker 17 (01:39:58):
I had warned him, these are red flags. Get out
now while you can. She ended up being all kinds
of crazy. She went that crap level one to ten
in about two months. And then he's like, I'm sorry,
I should have listened to you, and I'm like, I.

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Told you so it ripping out your hair, oh my god,
Oh yes.

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
You're everywhere.

Speaker 17 (01:40:16):
She's just spread it everywhere because in case another woman
came over, they would see her blonde blonde hair.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:40:25):
Well look, you know, if you're dating someone like that
and be your friends just saying red flag, you'd like
to think, Well, you made thinks that's a red flag.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
But I know them better because i'm dating them, so.

Speaker 6 (01:40:34):
Maybe I'm seeing something in them you don't see. Well,
maybe maybe there is a red flag on.

Speaker 11 (01:40:39):
Yeah, because sometimes you're just blinded by like oh my gosh,
they're so hot, or you're booty drunk, right exactly, and
so you know, because you can't see because you're booty drunk,
sometimes it takes somebody else to say, uh.

Speaker 8 (01:40:50):
Hello, wake the hell up.

Speaker 9 (01:40:52):
Somebody got to have the booty drunk glasses on. As
the best person booty drunk like ever in.

Speaker 8 (01:40:58):
The history of relationships.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
A friend said to another friend who is deeply in
love with someone, Hey, this person has a red flag,
and the friend said, you know what, You're right, I'm
gonna listen to you and just move right along.

Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
No, they have to experience it for themselves, probably for
the most part.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
At the very least, if someone came to me and said, hey,
red flag going on here, I would go, oh no,
everything's fine, it's okay. But at least it's now it's
been registered in you're thinking about it, so at least
you know it's it's something I'm thinking about, okay.

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Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Mister Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Hold on, we have an update.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
We have an update on the breakfast order controversy, the
salad gate. So Abby, the newest addition to the Elvis
Drane Morning Show, waltzed online like the rest of us
to order breakfast and it came out to thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:42:32):
Including the fees like forty bucks. It was you're laughing,
and I hear you. It was a fifteen dollars smoothie
and a twenty dollars salad.

Speaker 8 (01:42:42):
So I would love to clear this up.

Speaker 34 (01:42:45):
I would love to defend my Okay, So what happened
was I I was just telling Sam. I didn't think
at the top, when we all order, there's a button
that's like submit when done or like notify the order
when you're done.

Speaker 37 (01:42:59):
So I thought that before I hit.

Speaker 34 (01:43:00):
That, no one can see what I'm doing. And I'm
very indecisive, and so I was like, what am I feeling?

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
Like what do I want?

Speaker 34 (01:43:08):
And then I was gonna only pick one, but in
the meantime, I was like, which one do I want?

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
And I was like, oh, you can see it. Like
at one point, I think I had like three things
because I was.

Speaker 12 (01:43:22):
Just like I was pro using my options.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
So you wait, you went in and you you took
out the twenty dollars salad, but the fifteen dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
Kay, yes, that was my I really feel that.

Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
You should know something. Okay, we are tongue in cheek here,
we just kind of f around with people. We want
you to have no everything your heart desire, A whole car, dinner.

Speaker 12 (01:43:48):
Thank you so much, whatever you're kind.

Speaker 34 (01:43:50):
But I didn't even I truly don't even want it,
Like I was just deciding which one I wanted, and
I just literally thought no one could see what I
did until I hit that submit button.

Speaker 8 (01:43:58):
I've learned a very valuable lest Daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:44:02):
Daniel, can you get Andrew?

Speaker 38 (01:44:04):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
No, just yell for him.

Speaker 14 (01:44:06):
There.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
We're going to we're going to insist that you order
a salad to add to your fifteen dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:44:15):
That is so kind but so unnecessary.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Would you please force force Abby to order a salad? No,
we're going to force a salad on you, my god,
especially when Elvis is paying order three meals?

Speaker 34 (01:44:26):
Oh my god, I mean, hey, maybe don't stay.

Speaker 5 (01:44:30):
Did they stock up for the week? Does this dup
cell Oysters Rockefeller where my mom?

Speaker 11 (01:44:37):
My mom told me sorry, She once went to dinner
with a friend and they knew that they were splitting
the check fifty to fifty, so they ordered a lobster
for there and a lobster to go, oh, because they
knew they were gonna have to pay full price.

Speaker 6 (01:44:48):
So you had dinner with Daniel's mom, Abby, I learned
all of your tricks well, look, please go.

Speaker 5 (01:44:54):
Get a salad. We love you. It's all good.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (01:44:59):
Guys, don't get your salad.

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
I would love to talk to Scary and Nate about
their boys' night out Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
How did that go? It was fun? It was a
lot of fun. We went. We started and had dinner
at a club staurant to jeans. Jeez, jeans is awesome.
And then what'd you do?

Speaker 17 (01:45:19):
Then we went to Highlight We stopped at Romeos for
a second, went to the Highlight Room and.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
Then that's l O O S I E S Lucy's.
Were you the oldest people at Lucy's?

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
Yeah, because it was late night. I feel like we've
decided we think that the later it gets, the younger crowd.
They have to do with the venue. It's the Actually,
it's the later he gets, the older you get. So,
did did Nate do what you were afraid he would do?

Speaker 6 (01:45:51):
Scary, because you know Nate, if he drinks, he gets
embarrassing and starts fights at bars.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
Well, it wasn't my fault. There was something happen. And
what happened, Oh god, I was waiting to tell you.

Speaker 17 (01:46:02):
But the Highlight Room, there was the great bar code
hook stand off. So when you go to a bar
and there's coade hooks directly below where you're standing.

Speaker 5 (01:46:12):
Yeah, it's like the arm rest on a plane. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:46:16):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
So we came in the three of us.

Speaker 17 (01:46:18):
And we put our coats in there on the hook,
and somehow we got shuffled off to the side a
bit as more people were coming to order drinks.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
However, there were these three girls that show up and.

Speaker 17 (01:46:32):
The one girl gets Innate's face and says, we're standing
in front of these hooks, now, could you move your stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
These are our hooks.

Speaker 17 (01:46:40):
And Nate turns his back to the bar, does the
hands the hands folded thing and looks down at her
and was like, Noah, like this with his arm folded.

Speaker 5 (01:46:55):
She's yelling at him, and I'm sitting there talking wait,
hold on, hold on, she's yell she's yelling at Nate
said it was gonna be fisticuffs.

Speaker 26 (01:47:03):
Ow.

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
She looks at me and says, I can't believe this.
Who raised you?

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
What, ma'am?

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
Excuse me? And I'm here first these there's one hook.
We had our coats on it, and they're demanding that
we move our bodies and our coats. So that they
could have the space.

Speaker 12 (01:47:21):
Am I wrong?

Speaker 17 (01:47:24):
Your enthusiasm stand off? I'm like, but then I'm thinking,
wait a second, there's we're in the right here. If
the hook is the hook, it doesn't matter if we've moved.

Speaker 5 (01:47:33):
In the hook and you were there first. Yes, yes,
so I'm supposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:47:38):
Did they try to, like herding dogs, just kind of
slowly push you away from the hook and take over
the hooks.

Speaker 27 (01:47:48):
In and pushed us aside and expected us to move
our belongings, which that was the only hook underneath the bar.

Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
Okay, well, so how did this end up? How did
this result? So it kind of My friend Jason was there.

Speaker 27 (01:48:03):
He stepped in kind of diffused the situation and said, hey,
the coats aren't bothering you. We'll be over here, but
don't move the coats. And she started giving him some lip,
and then finally her friends.

Speaker 5 (01:48:13):
Backed her down. But I'm sorry, that hook is mine.
You ad me move my coat?

Speaker 21 (01:48:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:48:19):
No, you back off and in the space speaks to
get drinks. We look here, here's access to the bar.

Speaker 18 (01:48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48:25):
There's nothing worse than jockeying for position at a bar
and people getting into fights. I remember one night coach Wood.
Josh and I were out. We were at Odeon and
this woman, what do you? What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:48:35):
Are you Her purse was like on the bar and
I wanted to order a drink. There's the only place
to go. She's, what are you doing? This is our spot?
I said, well, I'm just getting a drink. I don't
want to stand here. I just want to get a drink. Well,
and she looked at her person. I said, I said,
you know what, here's what I'm doing. I'm looking at
your purse because I want to steal it and run
out the doors.

Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
What I want to do. And she took off to Mars.
She was so mad at me and.

Speaker 6 (01:48:59):
These people they just think they're so entitled. Back off, bitch,
I'm a question.

Speaker 12 (01:49:04):
Jason, your friend, Jason, I noticed came to your rescue.
Did Scary like back you up?

Speaker 38 (01:49:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
No, it was definitely like aging towards the door. I
think had it come to fist the cuffs, Scary would
have left his jacket. This isn't in the bar to
begin with. If we're gonna be escorted out, that's what
you didn't do wrong. You did nothing.

Speaker 17 (01:49:25):
I know we didn't, but you know you can't argue
with people. I was ready to just take the coats,
but here take the hook girls, her, No, those were
your hooks?

Speaker 18 (01:49:36):
Really?

Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
Was am I the only person that thinks even if
you guys got into the bar before them and you
put your coats there, okay, you put your coats there,
whoever's coat is there is there exactly So even if
they were standing in front of it and they didn't
make it there in time to put their coats there,
those are still your hook Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
This is crazy, right, I know I was. I was flabby,
like you. I love will I'll give her this. She
did ask you the same question I ask you every
time you do something sloppy? Who raised you?

Speaker 6 (01:50:09):
Nate Leavesley, half eaten sandwiches, sitting around all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:50:13):
I'm like, and I'm like, were you raised by wolves?

Speaker 18 (01:50:16):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
What provoked her further though, was the them.

Speaker 17 (01:50:19):
He's standing like really tall and mighty and the arms folded,
body language really.

Speaker 5 (01:50:27):
Mad dog door. I stared her down.

Speaker 9 (01:50:29):
I stared her down.

Speaker 8 (01:50:31):
I appreciate when Na gets like that because he'll do
it when you're flying. Also, he's not he is all
about justice.

Speaker 7 (01:50:36):
Yeah, he will hop out into the island block everyone
else from running up with that same exact pose.

Speaker 8 (01:50:41):
I appreciated me.

Speaker 5 (01:50:42):
Okay. Question, were there too many coats and purses and
things to share a hook? Is that the problem?

Speaker 38 (01:50:48):
No?

Speaker 27 (01:50:48):
I mean our jackets we hung three hooks. We used
two hooks for three hooks. We actually tried to overstuffed us.

Speaker 5 (01:50:56):
It wasn't like in the way I mean she just
won the space man anyway. Okay, So in other words,
you had a great night out Saturday. Sounds like a
lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 8 (01:51:13):
Oh black o very princess that resides over the pits
of Hell.

Speaker 33 (01:51:18):
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Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
I love this TEXTA just came in general. Question do
you get dressed and undressed in front of your partner?

Speaker 26 (01:51:45):
Do you?

Speaker 12 (01:51:46):
I guess it depends on the day.

Speaker 8 (01:51:48):
It depends how fat I'm feeling that day.

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
Honestly, because I have this thing where if I'm in
the bathroom showering, and our showers all glass.

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
You can see it, you know from miles away. Yes,
I'm get it. Out of here. Yes, I just need
this space to be my own for a few minutes.

Speaker 9 (01:52:04):
He's like, what I should wors my feet?

Speaker 5 (01:52:08):
So just let me be. Let me be naked in
the shower, not worry about whatever, right.

Speaker 7 (01:52:13):
Because you bend and fold and you do things in
the shower and things are visible that don't need to be.
Showers are off limits exactly. Yeah, and toilet times you
are you?

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
No, I'm a get dressed and undressed in private person, Nate,
what do you prefer? I don't really have that problem.
I'm always private, So there's that anyway. So thank you
for your question. Hey, feel free text in your question
for the group.

Speaker 8 (01:52:42):
Oh, and ask me anything?

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
Is it scary? I need music? Oh boy, it's time
to ask me anything? So fun?

Speaker 8 (01:52:47):
Ask me anything is so fun?

Speaker 21 (01:52:49):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:52:50):
It can be when you get to choose what you answer.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
It's fun until it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:52:55):
Well, we have the power.

Speaker 6 (01:52:56):
It's now time for ask me anything. Not to be
confused with why you mad down at the breakfast club.
Ask us anything text it's at fifty five one hundred,
no problem.

Speaker 5 (01:53:11):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:53:11):
Also disclaimer, right, just because you ask doesn't mean we
have to answer.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
Oh absolutely, okay? Oh, no, yeah, no, no, no, there's no.

Speaker 8 (01:53:19):
Fe reasonable we're picking shoes in Yeah, absolutely we are.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
We have the power to do that. Ask us most things.

Speaker 8 (01:53:31):
It's not called answer anything, it's called ask me.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Some of those we may not even read because they're
incriminating as help ask anything. Who got laid this weekend?

Speaker 18 (01:53:41):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:53:44):
Not me, not me this weekend?

Speaker 11 (01:53:48):
Not this weekend?

Speaker 5 (01:53:49):
Froggy? Where's froggy?

Speaker 14 (01:53:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:53:50):
Wait, he ran.

Speaker 18 (01:53:52):
That.

Speaker 8 (01:53:53):
We are a pathetic group of people.

Speaker 5 (01:53:55):
Here's another one. What's a proper amount of baby oil?

Speaker 25 (01:54:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:54:01):
I see just a palm? Can we ask a question back?

Speaker 8 (01:54:06):
What are you using it for?

Speaker 12 (01:54:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:54:08):
That's a good question, because sometimes there's not a limit.

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
Froggy, did you get late this past weekend? You missed it?
That's a negative?

Speaker 18 (01:54:15):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Why does Danielle hate Mannai so much?

Speaker 12 (01:54:19):
There's no answer to that. I really don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
Welcome to ask us anything. I think it's a fair question,
but you don't know why.

Speaker 12 (01:54:25):
I really do not know why.

Speaker 14 (01:54:26):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:54:27):
Uh, here's another one. It's six different on vacation than
at home.

Speaker 12 (01:54:33):
Oh I think everybody would say yes.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Yes, I say yes for sure? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, all right.
Some other questions coming in that we're not going to answer. Oh, okay,
I got I got one more.

Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
There's a few more lingering questions on our new segment,
ask us anything.

Speaker 5 (01:54:49):
Okay, do you like chicken?

Speaker 12 (01:54:52):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:54:52):
It depends on it depends because if it's just chicken
and it's not there's no marinate on it or spice
or anything, I will gag from it.

Speaker 12 (01:55:00):
That's something that's happened since pregnancy.

Speaker 36 (01:55:02):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:55:03):
Yes, do you like chicken fingers?

Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
Yeah, the fingers off chicken. Okay, yeah, if they're crunching,
I'm with you. What about your god eat chicken?

Speaker 21 (01:55:12):
Chicken?

Speaker 8 (01:55:13):
It's like mid mid great.

Speaker 4 (01:55:16):
Whatever?

Speaker 5 (01:55:17):
What about kidding me? I love chicken every way, every
which way. Give them for you on the bone. Oh
my gosh, there's a million ways we could love chicken.
What about you? I like chicken best way I'm eating it.
I've never met a chicken I didn't like. There you go.

Speaker 8 (01:55:33):
Okay, Oh I had the greatest chicken over the weekend
last week.

Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
Talk about it.

Speaker 8 (01:55:37):
I had Cocoa vam.

Speaker 5 (01:55:41):
It's the wine.

Speaker 12 (01:55:42):
It was so good.

Speaker 8 (01:55:44):
I don't know what was better than cocker the wine.

Speaker 26 (01:55:45):
It was.

Speaker 8 (01:55:48):
Amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:55:49):
But they work in tandem. Yes, all right there you go.
Oh no, all right, it's enough of this.

Speaker 8 (01:55:55):
Those questions are pretty hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
Here comes the questions we don't care about. So we
move on, and thanks for playing.

Speaker 7 (01:56:02):
Ask us anything the slap fight, but the slap fight
would be good.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
Josh or Andrew, Josh or Andrew? Which of them would
win in a slap fight?

Speaker 8 (01:56:11):
I think Andrew would.

Speaker 5 (01:56:13):
I think he would too.

Speaker 7 (01:56:14):
Yeah, Andrew's weirdly strong and has giant hands, and Josh
is kind of like I think you could push him over.

Speaker 5 (01:56:19):
And there you go. Thanks for listening. It's now time
to end our segment called escas were leaving goodbye.

Speaker 33 (01:56:30):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
It's all you, Danielle, tell me all about it, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:56:36):
So Melissa and Kelly work at a salon and they
offer many services at the salon, and they always get
lots of phone calls.

Speaker 12 (01:56:43):
So other people that you've.

Speaker 11 (01:56:45):
Worked there and some of their customers decided, you know what,
let's call them and play a joke on them, because
they're gonna get annoyed if somebody keeps calling constantly.

Speaker 6 (01:56:53):
You know what, We all run across someone like miss
mosh collopsus in our lives almost every day.

Speaker 5 (01:56:58):
She can't keep up. All right, let's see what happens
in today's phone.

Speaker 21 (01:57:03):
Tap Zierothlon may help you? Hello, Hello, may help you?

Speaker 11 (01:57:09):
Zerothwon Hi, and I to make appointment.

Speaker 21 (01:57:12):
What do you want to come in for?

Speaker 12 (01:57:14):
My granddaughter told me that I could use a waxen?

Speaker 21 (01:57:18):
Okay, well what kind of wax what?

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
What?

Speaker 18 (01:57:21):
What?

Speaker 21 (01:57:22):
We have different types of waxes? Man? What would what
kind of waxing would you want?

Speaker 15 (01:57:27):
Like?

Speaker 21 (01:57:27):
Hunhking dollars a leg? You want to what?

Speaker 12 (01:57:30):
Fifteen dollars a leg?

Speaker 21 (01:57:33):
Fifteen dollars a leg? That's for half a leg.

Speaker 11 (01:57:35):
That's pretty expensive, don't you think?

Speaker 21 (01:57:39):
Actually it's rather treat treat ma'am. I don't know what
to tell you.

Speaker 36 (01:57:43):
Dolls.

Speaker 12 (01:57:43):
What do you do to the leg?

Speaker 21 (01:57:46):
We remove the hair?

Speaker 12 (01:57:47):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
We remove the hair from the leg with what with
whack from like a candle?

Speaker 21 (01:57:56):
No, not from a candle.

Speaker 36 (01:57:58):
Man.

Speaker 21 (01:57:58):
We remove the hair on your legs with whack.

Speaker 11 (01:58:01):
But I don't have any hair on my legs? Why
would I want to come in? I lost that a
long time ago.

Speaker 38 (01:58:06):
Okay, ma'am, you have to be clear what you want done?

Speaker 12 (01:58:09):
Where do you have hair on my head?

Speaker 38 (01:58:13):
Well, we don't whack people's heads, ma'am. We whax people's eyebrows.
If you want an eyebrow whack that's twenty dollars for
two eyes.

Speaker 12 (01:58:20):
No, two eyes?

Speaker 11 (01:58:21):
You wax my eyes?

Speaker 24 (01:58:22):
That's not fair.

Speaker 21 (01:58:23):
You whack your eyebrows, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (01:58:25):
If it's my lip that needs waxen, okay, that's not
a problem.

Speaker 12 (01:58:30):
Can I have your name please match kalopsis?

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
Can you spell that for me?

Speaker 35 (01:58:36):
Ma'am?

Speaker 12 (01:58:36):
M A s sc kalopsis?

Speaker 21 (01:58:42):
Could you give me your first name?

Speaker 12 (01:58:44):
Linda?

Speaker 38 (01:58:45):
Linda l i n deasn't david a isn't apple? What
Linda l i n dea isn't david a?

Speaker 21 (01:58:53):
Is an apple? Linda? What your first name is Linda?
Do you spell it with an eye or a y?

Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
Why?

Speaker 21 (01:59:00):
What your name is Wendy?

Speaker 32 (01:59:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
Yes, I got it?

Speaker 21 (01:59:04):
What time do you want to come in for your accent?

Speaker 11 (01:59:06):
I have eleven and six on Thursday and Friday, seven
on Sunday.

Speaker 21 (01:59:13):
We're closed on Sunday, ma'am.

Speaker 12 (01:59:15):
But my son, Marvin, he can only drive me on
a Sunday.

Speaker 21 (01:59:20):
How about Saturday?

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
You on Saturday?

Speaker 11 (01:59:23):
No, Marvin works on Saturday. Well, I don't know what
we'll tell you, lady, So maybe you could come in
for me on Sunday.

Speaker 21 (01:59:34):
We can't come in for you.

Speaker 11 (01:59:35):
You'll come after church on Sunday.

Speaker 21 (01:59:37):
I cannot book you on Sunday, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
We're closed.

Speaker 21 (01:59:40):
You know what closed means?

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Clothed means like.

Speaker 12 (01:59:42):
This kind of clothes do you sell?

Speaker 21 (01:59:44):
We're closed close L C O O S E D.

Speaker 35 (01:59:47):
Closed like the door.

Speaker 21 (01:59:48):
Is shut, door is locked.

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
Closed?

Speaker 12 (01:59:51):
Okay, ollo, goodness, did you say you are nif for
it today?

Speaker 21 (01:59:55):
You know what, ma'am? Guess what? We're not open any day?

Speaker 35 (01:59:58):
Why clothes?

Speaker 11 (01:59:58):
But then hot do you make money if you're not
open any day?

Speaker 38 (02:00:02):
We have a bucket outside our closed door and people
drop by and put money into the bucket.

Speaker 21 (02:00:07):
That's how we make money.

Speaker 5 (02:00:08):
Goodbye there, I'm how can I help you this work?

Speaker 11 (02:00:14):
I was talking to somebody before about booking an appointment
for wax and can you know what that was? She said,
maybe Sunday?

Speaker 26 (02:00:23):
Okay, Well, man, why should we close on Sundays?

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
Open Mondays through Saturdays?

Speaker 26 (02:00:26):
Eleven to shit?

Speaker 12 (02:00:26):
You got that woman on.

Speaker 21 (02:00:27):
The phone asking about Sunday.

Speaker 11 (02:00:30):
My son Mormy and he can only really drive me
on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
YEA, Well, how long does it take?

Speaker 38 (02:00:37):
Oh, ma'am Hello, I called the fifth and I've told
you a million times we're closed on Sunday.

Speaker 12 (02:00:42):
I know, but I wanted to.

Speaker 8 (02:00:44):
You don't know what you want.

Speaker 38 (02:00:45):
You're calling up and you're giving me and my and
other people that work here a hard time.

Speaker 12 (02:00:50):
Don't really understand this, and I want to really understand what.

Speaker 38 (02:00:54):
Your p Oh my gosh, Mom, you want to make an.

Speaker 25 (02:00:57):
Appointment, you can do that.

Speaker 21 (02:00:59):
You want to, you can do it somewhere else. Okay,
my blood pressure cannot waste her time with this you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Hello, Hello, luck.

Speaker 12 (02:01:11):
There was a very rude girl on the phone who
cursed at.

Speaker 2 (02:01:15):
Me, Linda Mascalopsis. Yes, ma'am, you'll.

Speaker 4 (02:01:20):
Sam My boss said that I'm not allowed to answer
the phones from the phone number anymore.

Speaker 26 (02:01:24):
Ma'am.

Speaker 12 (02:01:25):
You know when I was a kid, they didn't treat
old people like this. Your my mother would have smacked
me in my face.

Speaker 21 (02:01:32):
Linda, h our company doesn't do the wax anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
Okay, I have to go all right, Well, I need
a haircut then, Linda.

Speaker 31 (02:01:40):
It's eight thousand dollars for a haircut.

Speaker 2 (02:01:42):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (02:01:43):
Hello, I'm gonna be old, but I'm not stupid.

Speaker 12 (02:01:46):
It's not eight.

Speaker 21 (02:01:47):
Thousand, sorry, it's eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 38 (02:01:48):
You're gonna have to mortgage your house if you want
a haircut with our salan.

Speaker 12 (02:01:51):
I don't think I want to come to your salon
any walking.

Speaker 21 (02:01:54):
Our workplace, Bay, I'm making out.

Speaker 38 (02:01:56):
We make money, okay, but cool any more?

Speaker 12 (02:02:01):
How much does it cost to lip well?

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Any more?

Speaker 12 (02:02:05):
How much does it cost to get a lip well?

Speaker 8 (02:02:08):
You can't afford us?

Speaker 12 (02:02:09):
Okay, but I can't at phone it? My son, Marvin're
gonna give me the money? I can't breathe, Marvin? Can
I tell you one more thing?

Speaker 21 (02:02:25):
What this is?

Speaker 12 (02:02:26):
Danielle Mon Arrow from Elvis Durand in the Morning show,
you just got phone tap your customer. Nicole wanted us
to call and phone tap you.

Speaker 21 (02:02:34):
She said, are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (02:02:35):
She said, you get frustrated so easily. She wanted me
to mess with you guys. I'm gonna kill her.

Speaker 21 (02:02:41):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
I'm gonna be Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 17 (02:02:47):
This phone table was tree recorded permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 33 (02:02:51):
Elvis Orane phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, The.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
Ellis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (02:03:02):
All right, today it's time for another fun, festive round
of caller Roulette.

Speaker 8 (02:03:09):
I'm nervous already.

Speaker 5 (02:03:10):
I am too, because we're just we're gonna pick up
phones at random. We don't know why they're calling. It
could be a disaster. It could be fabulous, unless you
guys talked me out of it. Is this about ideas?
This is the best idea ever. This is the stuff
that dreams are made of. Wow, this is the stuff
we get to suit about. All right, here we go.
We don't know who's on Push that button right there,

(02:03:32):
I don't know whatever's ringing, pick it up? Hello, Hello,
Who is welcome to caller Roulette.

Speaker 28 (02:03:41):
Dennis from Ohio.

Speaker 5 (02:03:43):
Dennis from Ohio. All right, why are you calling?

Speaker 28 (02:03:48):
Well, you guys were talking the other day about sleeping
with friends or best friends, and you know, I texted
in and I said, it's much better to have enemies
with benefits and friends with benefits. You know, Well, me

(02:04:08):
and my best friend and another guy we rented a
house together, and one of my friends got engaged. His
fiance's sister.

Speaker 12 (02:04:19):
Was always over there.

Speaker 5 (02:04:20):
And I just could not stand her, you know what
I mean. So well, it just kind of worked out where.

Speaker 28 (02:04:26):
One night we all got drunk and you know, we
ended up hooking up, and well, you try to be
nice to somebody you don't like, it doesn't really work
out that well, you know what I mean. But it's
his fiance's sister, so I kind of have to be
and you know, we're constantly going at each other. But
again and again and again, we kept hooking up even
though we really couldn't stand each other.

Speaker 12 (02:04:48):
So sounds like a British drama that I watched. That's
what happened to them.

Speaker 11 (02:04:53):
They had each other, they kept hooking up, and then
she wound up pregnant.

Speaker 5 (02:04:58):
Lord wow as well.

Speaker 20 (02:05:00):
No, no, no, no, I like it.

Speaker 6 (02:05:03):
But you know, it reminds me of like, you know,
when you're a kid in school, you always pick on
the people that you really want to bang. You know, No,
let me ask you the sex is the sex better
because there's this angst, there's this hatred.

Speaker 20 (02:05:19):
Yes, yes, you know.

Speaker 28 (02:05:20):
You know it's like one of those things where you know,
you like you can do certain things that you normally
wouldn't do. You know, you pop your pinch or pick
or whatever, just to fiss them off a little bit.

Speaker 40 (02:05:31):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 13 (02:05:32):
But it goes both away.

Speaker 21 (02:05:33):
That's problem.

Speaker 5 (02:05:34):
But you know, yeah, yeah, you do things that really
gets their attention because you can you think you can
get away with it, like oh, I just pulled the
card to the wrong You're sorry about that one.

Speaker 21 (02:05:44):
You do it.

Speaker 5 (02:05:45):
There's no feeling where you know, it's like they're going
to be out the door in a minute.

Speaker 28 (02:05:49):
You're not gonna really care anyway.

Speaker 9 (02:05:50):
They guess.

Speaker 5 (02:05:52):
All right, Well, I'm glad, I'm glad we picked you
up first. And Caller Roulette. Then, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (02:05:57):
I appreciate that, and continue this god off of relationship
you have with this person you hate. It sounds great
and there you go and the benefits all right, thank you?
All right, hold on, you're listening to YO. Now there's more.
Uh you're listening to Caller Roulette. Uh just push any
line that's blinking scary.

Speaker 5 (02:06:16):
Here we go, someone's calling in for Roulette. Hello, welcome
to Caller Roulette. Who is this? Hello?

Speaker 18 (02:06:24):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (02:06:25):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (02:06:27):
Hi, Okay, is there are you any rock? There's a delay?
Who is this.

Speaker 25 (02:06:34):
Is this?

Speaker 14 (02:06:35):
Carill from Burning Jersey?

Speaker 5 (02:06:38):
Oh? Carill? Do we know you. I know what Carill?

Speaker 9 (02:06:42):
You you designed her logo for us, A welcome bud.

Speaker 5 (02:06:50):
How many are there out there? All right?

Speaker 34 (02:06:53):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:06:53):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (02:06:56):
Okay, wow, Carill, you're our second Carill that we know now,
welcome caller. We're like, we don't know why you're calling,
So why are you calling?

Speaker 5 (02:07:02):
What's what's going on?

Speaker 35 (02:07:04):
Uh?

Speaker 26 (02:07:04):
So?

Speaker 14 (02:07:04):
I was watching an old movie the other day. It's
called that Heart of a Vengeance, and a certain somebody
was a radio host.

Speaker 5 (02:07:12):
On that show in that movie, and that was you, Elvis.

Speaker 26 (02:07:15):
That was me.

Speaker 14 (02:07:17):
Yeah, It's crazy how young you are and the shows,
how influential.

Speaker 32 (02:07:23):
And relevant you were even back then.

Speaker 5 (02:07:25):
Wow, okay, I was younger. I mean, I'll be I'll
be honest. I mean that was what year was that?
Does anyone know? Nineteen ninety eighties? The eighties? Shut up,
It wasn't the eighties.

Speaker 8 (02:07:39):
I heard was a Vengeance?

Speaker 5 (02:07:40):
Oh yeah, that was ninety five, ninety four, ninety five ish?

Speaker 6 (02:07:42):
Yeah, okay, And I did look younger because well we
were all younger than Carill.

Speaker 14 (02:07:48):
And that was a problem, like define pleasure to see
you in the movie. Just didn't expect the just doom
scrawling and then all of a sudden. I hear you boys,
I'm like, that sounds familiar.

Speaker 5 (02:07:58):
Can I just weird right?

Speaker 27 (02:08:00):
Elvis's character, Well, what Elvis did in that movie is
the equivalent of shouting fire in a crowded auditorium because
you had a.

Speaker 41 (02:08:08):
Call started a panic in the Tri state area right
by sending everybody, every parent to the school and and
saying there's a bomb in If.

Speaker 18 (02:08:19):
You did that, there would be.

Speaker 6 (02:08:23):
Well if it yeah, I'm yeah, okay, let me let
me sit up the premise. I was doing my talk
show here in New York. A guy called in and said, Hi,
this is the guy you're looking for. I have hidden
a bomb in a school in New York. I'm like, well,
tell us where. And he didn't, So it didn't It
wasn't my fault. It was a caller's fault. I'm not
going to take respond.

Speaker 5 (02:08:42):
It's unscript. Would you shut up? Okay? If that actually
happened on our show, would you hit the dumb button?

Speaker 9 (02:08:46):
Or would you just let it go?

Speaker 32 (02:08:48):
I would probably the half of for real in the
End of the World, when a guy was reading a
book on the radio and people who it was really
the end of the world or aliens were in the
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (02:09:03):
We're the world the world.

Speaker 26 (02:09:05):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (02:09:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would let that happen too. Hey,
it's all for ratings, man, Carill.

Speaker 18 (02:09:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
You've been our now you're our favorite on Caller Roulette.
Hold on one second, let's move on to push that
one over there, scary. I don't know who this is
or why they're calling. Hello, Hello, Hello, are you there?

Speaker 5 (02:09:27):
Oh hii, hey, good morning. Why what's your name? Latitia Latisia,
Welcome to Caller Roulette. We don't know why you're calling,
so tell us what's what's on your mind?

Speaker 25 (02:09:40):
So?

Speaker 30 (02:09:41):
I won a T shirt from you guys a few
weeks ago, and I haven't gotten it yet.

Speaker 5 (02:09:51):
Hold on, I see, Latsia, you won back on the
twenty second? Is that correct? I have you heard mind list?

Speaker 25 (02:09:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:09:56):
Yeah, Scottie Bee, let's go, Scotti Bee, it's time for
customer service. Wear's her shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:10:03):
I'm looking at my grid to see if maybe Diamond
didn't put it on here again, do you live Do
you live in Connecticut?

Speaker 21 (02:10:15):
I do?

Speaker 8 (02:10:16):
Okay, yeah she does, So Diamond did put it on
your list.

Speaker 39 (02:10:19):
Oh, it just was not It wasn't shipped yet. That
was a that was more than one item, so it
takes a little longer.

Speaker 6 (02:10:26):
Oh, why what are we waiting for a car or something?

Speaker 39 (02:10:30):
I'm waiting on the boxes to come in from FedEx
because that won't fit in an envelope.

Speaker 12 (02:10:34):
Oh, Scottie, what is your ship time?

Speaker 5 (02:10:36):
Usually generally within a week.

Speaker 8 (02:10:38):
That's good.

Speaker 27 (02:10:39):
So shouldn't we, as customer service in scott ships, notify
these people if there will be a delay.

Speaker 8 (02:10:45):
No, yeah, I get delay shipping notice there.

Speaker 5 (02:10:47):
Yeah, but there's no there's no guaranteed time, so there's
not a delay.

Speaker 8 (02:10:50):
But you said it's typically a week, So okay.

Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
You know what normally in radio we say like within
thirty days.

Speaker 12 (02:10:55):
Yeah, I have to say a week is good.

Speaker 8 (02:10:57):
It used to be.

Speaker 5 (02:10:57):
We were used to be six to eight weeks.

Speaker 8 (02:11:00):
Can you hear that sound of his panties bunching?

Speaker 5 (02:11:02):
What that.

Speaker 9 (02:11:05):
Amazon? Sometimes it comes the same days?

Speaker 5 (02:11:07):
Yeah, I know my name is on this show, Elvis.
Is this the way you want your show to be represented?

Speaker 10 (02:11:13):
Well?

Speaker 6 (02:11:14):
No, kids, and as you know, Leticia, this isn't my fault,
my fault or anyone's fault except for Scotty.

Speaker 39 (02:11:19):
No, we're in the times of immediacy. All these kids,
these days. Think everything comes the next day.

Speaker 5 (02:11:24):
Doesn't work.

Speaker 11 (02:11:26):
When I was with Froggy at his country radio station
in Jacksonville, they taped all the prizes with people's names
on it to the windows and the people had to
actually come in person and pick up their prize in person.

Speaker 5 (02:11:38):
Well, Jacksonville is a little different than New York City.
I mean, if you'd like to drive down from Connecticut,
I'll wait downstairs with it.

Speaker 6 (02:11:46):
I know you you wont like a I don't know
what you want, but we're gonna have to tape to
the window in a high rise in Midtown Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
So we just.

Speaker 5 (02:11:54):
She want a small hoodie and a small T shirt? Oh,
you use a small ball the money?

Speaker 12 (02:12:01):
Nice?

Speaker 8 (02:12:01):
Wow, I have a box on my desk right now
that would be perfect for that.

Speaker 5 (02:12:06):
No, I need specific FedEx. Why don't you just use
two separate envelopes then, because that would cost the company
double all right, so now you see what we do
with every day. Letsia, you'll have it on Monday. You'll
have It'll be before Christmas, and we appreciate your patience.
Thank you, Lettissia. Everyone the most patients. Now we got

(02:12:31):
to rot it.

Speaker 9 (02:12:33):
It'll be another six weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:12:35):
Further delays. Yeah, oh my god, further delays. All right, Leticia,
thanks for calling. We appreciate it, and ladies and gentlemen
call her Roulette.

Speaker 12 (02:12:43):
Yay.

Speaker 5 (02:12:47):
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Steele and her podcast, The Backstory with Patty Steel be
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Speaker 25 (02:12:56):
Can you imagine chasing a Macy's balloon through the streets
of New York City and trying to catch it as
it fell to earth to get a prize?

Speaker 8 (02:13:04):
Sounds kind of dangerous, but folks did that one hundred
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Speaker 5 (02:13:18):
All right, we're done. We're out of time.

Speaker 6 (02:13:20):
We'll see you next time, so make sure you're here
with us until then. Say peace out of everybody.

Speaker 5 (02:13:24):
Pe