FULL SHOW: The Day Charlamagne and DJ Envy Asked a White Guy

Where do we start? DJ Envy and Charlamagne tha God from The Breakfast Club on Power 105.1 stop by to ask some vital questions to the white folks in the room. We get in to surprise parties – are you good with them, did you know you were having one and had to play along? Also, we ask our listeners what they do and how much they make. Plus, school lunches, we ask what’s wrong with your body, and why does our new studio already have dirty fingerprints on it?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Is that Tim when we meet Elvis Duran? Is that
a sausage in your pants?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Of the nationally syndicated radio shows Elvis Duran and The.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Morning Different Lobby, You guys are fabulous.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Listen to you guys an hour every day.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Traffic is Elvis Duran in the Morning show. I don't know.
I've never been broken up on I guess I don't know.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
I have not been dumped either.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I've dumped a lot, right, which I know.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
People are not going to believe me when I say this,
but I think you might agree. Sometimes it's a lot
harder to be the one breaking up with somebody than
getting broken.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Up with well, gandhi. That's the question. Is it more
Is it more stressful to be the dump er or
the dump e? They each have their own stress stress level, right,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
I think it depends on Like if you break up
with someone who's going to be you know, is going
to be so emotional about it, yeah, you know, and
then you feel really bad.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, especially if that's one of the reasons you're breaking
up because they're overly emotional. But anyway, what.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
What I don't know it was him or me that
brought flowers to a breakup once.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, so let's talk about the rules of a breakup.
I was reading this this morning. This was this is
what brought this up at Magnet of Success dot com.
I don't I love these these websites. Relationship. There's six
the five stages of a breakup for the dumper. Number
one relief, number two, elation, number three, nostalgia and comparisons,

(01:34):
Number four neutrality, and then number five regret and sadness.
Never had any regret or sadness with my breakups.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I didn't have any regret, but I had sadness for
the other person, Like I felt so sad being mean
to Like I felt like I was being mean. But
in the long run, I thought, this is actually going
to be better for him, It'd be great for me.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I had to go to therapy when I was breaking
up with someone. It was there was a guilt and
there was all that. Yeah, but you know, we move on. Hey,
not to sound like a cold bitch, but Scary was
telling me about we're talking about the good places and
worst places to break up with someone. Scary's question was, well, question, not.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
Only have I been dumped, but is it okay to
go out to take someone to eat to be dumped,
because that's how it happened to me.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
And I said, that's the worst idea ever.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
She planned a dinner date on a Thursday night and
near her house, went out to dinner, and as the
courses went by, so came the excuses of the things
or the lead up to the breakup. And by the
time we were having dessert, the breakup was done.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
So the salad came out. She said, you know, okay, okay,
the salad of the appetizer was what conversation during the
lead in?

Speaker 8 (02:42):
I remember it was a pasta appetizer and we were
sitting there and we were talking about how we things
haven't been the same lately.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, we haven't.

Speaker 9 (02:49):
Our time, our schedules don't.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay. So you finished your ZD yes, which all bad
restaurants have, and I love them. There's good ZD don't
get me wrong. And then he moved into the entree.
What did you order that night? I was a steak guy. Okay,
you ordered your steak? And then what conversation had after
the ZD intro?

Speaker 8 (03:06):
After that that then came then came the part where
she said, you know, there's there's this guy from my
childhood that is back, you know that that moved back
to New York City. And she started this story about
how he was now all of a sudden back in
the picture, and she wanted to know if she was
starting to do other things.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
She's awful. Yeah, I mean this is awful. No, okay.
First of all, and then you got to dessert, she said,
let's just be friends.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Right, that's exactly friend zoned me at the end of the.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
And she has no intention on being your friend. No, no, okay,
here's number one. You don't. In my opinion, I could
be wrong. Don't take someone to a restaurant to break
up with him. A restaurant is for eating in cocktails.
That's that's a fun occasion.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
How about like a TGIF type playing?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Also, like, you should allow that person to be able
to go through their emotions, and they can't do that
as much in a public place as that everyone's staring and.

Speaker 10 (03:58):
In public is safer for you? Was the breakup er?
The breakup e it's not good.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You have to shoulder, okay. So and then she brings
up the fact, Hey, there's this guy who I used
to see who's back in town? Why she should have
done that? Why is it important that part?

Speaker 7 (04:12):
She should have left out painting the picture.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
Of why she wants to move in another direction?

Speaker 6 (04:16):
And we should She just said that she wanted to.

Speaker 9 (04:19):
Tie it up into a nice bow. That's why the
dinner was closure, right.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Guess what her nice bow failed?

Speaker 11 (04:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
What's her full name?

Speaker 9 (04:28):
Christina?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Christina?

Speaker 12 (04:29):
What?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm sure the last name ends in a vowel. Okay,
you know what? Okay?

Speaker 7 (04:37):
I did the same thing though.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I took an X.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Out to a restaurant, but it was like a TG.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I f thought it was harmless and we I had
the conversation that wasn't going the way we need to.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
We need to break up.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So where's a good place to break up with someone?
I usually said? I usually said, I said, let's let's
take a walk.

Speaker 13 (04:57):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
We walked around the neighbor.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
But in a secluded place, just in case things get crazy.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Not over text. Don't don't don't break up with me
over text.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Look, you know, even though you're you're dying to break
up with them, there's still there still needs to needs
to be a level of respect for them and their feelings.
Like you said, Gandhi, let them go through their emotions.
They should be allowed to go through their emotions. So
short of going to a cemetery to break up three
in the morning.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Right, So maybe like a park, maybe a house, someone's house.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, I think in your living room is a good place.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
But then you can't get rid of them when you
want to get rid of them. Then they just sit
there the whole time.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
And then you know what happens. It's like, Oh, let's
have sex for the last time.

Speaker 13 (05:38):
Amidst all the tears.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
This is very romantic.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hold on, I got hello, John, you have advice for
breakups and for the dumpers or the dumpies.

Speaker 14 (05:48):
I have advice for the dumpers.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay, go ahead, John.

Speaker 14 (05:53):
So I went to Rosa to break up with my golfriend.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You went to the what l Rosa Pizzas? Okay? A
pizza place, okay.

Speaker 14 (06:03):
And when I dropped the norse that I was gonna
be leaving her, she picked up the whole pizza and
threw it at me.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh, okay. If you're gonna break up in a restaurant,
the food needs to be soft or not, and definitely
not hot like melting cheese. Got so she I know,
but that made it easier, right, She threw the food
and she just stormed down.

Speaker 14 (06:24):
Yeah, nos it now, she wrote.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
No, let me ask you this, John, Are you sort
of happy even though it was a little embarrassing to
have pizza thrown in your face? Are you happy it
was like just rip the band aid off fast like that?
Or would you wanted a long drawn out let's explain conversation.

Speaker 14 (06:40):
I was glad that it was quick. I was. I
was really glad.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, and it's done. And you didn't hear from her again,
nor did she hear.

Speaker 14 (06:48):
From you never again?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Nope, Wow, and wasted pizza at that?

Speaker 13 (06:52):
Did they have heart?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Did they have that Domino's insurance? Thank you, John, Thank
you very much. I think I need a conversation.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Froggie's wife, Lisa wants to know, scary, did you wind
up paying for the dinner?

Speaker 9 (07:06):
We split the bill.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
I want to make sure.

Speaker 10 (07:09):
No, I would have made her pay after that. I
didn't bring my wallet. Sorry, Storm.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
There's actually a list of the best places to break
up in New York City. Oh number one in a taxi, bad, no, terrible, awful,
Chelsea Market, Bowery Hotel, Lobby, the Tkts, Red Steps in
Times Square because there's so many tourist they're buying tickets
for Broadway shows. Oh my god. The pier behind Fairway
Market in Red Brooklyn.

Speaker 13 (07:36):
Never on a pier, you get pushed in the plant.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
No Paley Park, No, no, no, these are I would
think in a park, now, you know what straight Nate
was saying that. Over by my old apartment.

Speaker 15 (07:45):
Yeah, sixth Avenue and Carmine Street, there's this little park
and probably half a dozen times I would walk by
and there's a couple.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Try in front of Joe's Pizza, Right in front of Joe' pizza, right,
you know what that is brody right there.

Speaker 15 (07:55):
And every once in a while I walked by and
there's a couple where the girls sitting there crying in
the just sitting there with like an expressionless face. He
just knew that they were breaking up. Always on a park.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
But I'm not saying anyone's enjoying breaking up with someone.
But I do think, and I go back to what
Gandhi said, there needs to be a level of respect
where you allow them to be able to have a
conversation with you, right right, I don't know, Alex, are
you there. Hi, Hello Alex. So you've had to be
a dumper and a dumpy, So which one was most
stressful for you or were they equally as stressful.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, I've never been a dumpy. I've been a dumper
in two extreme situations where I dated a guy in
high school ended up being my college boyfriend. Most of
our relationship. He was very emotional and at times, you know,
a little aggressive about it. So that breakup was pretty tough.
And then my next boyfriend was the exact opposite, very

(08:51):
stone cold.

Speaker 16 (08:52):
We broke up.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
He didn't even care, So.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
So I'm breaking up with you? Okay, great?

Speaker 17 (08:57):
Yeah, even know we broke up.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I you know, I said him, I feel like you're
not really in love with me. He said I'm not.
I said, okay, you know, that makes it pretty.

Speaker 18 (09:08):
Easy for me.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Then we've been together for two years at this point,
and then he called me like thirty minutes later and
asked me if we were going to go out for
dinner the next night.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't think he got in now,
but anyway, right, but you know what, you're done, You're done.
There is this big sense of relief. Absolutely. Finally we
talked to Stephanie. Thank you, Alex Hi Stephanie.

Speaker 19 (09:29):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
So he was your fiance, Yeah, and.

Speaker 20 (09:32):
We were together like seven ish years.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Seven years, that's a long time. So he broke up
with you? And how did that fall out?

Speaker 20 (09:41):
He didn't actually say, like we were breaking up. He
came home from work one day with a bunch of
boxes and just started like packing his stuff up.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's like a job. So he cleared out his desk.

Speaker 20 (09:53):
Yeah, that's basically what it felt like. And I'm sitting
there watching him. I'm like, what are you doing. It's like,
I'm just packing my stuff together. And I was like, four,
what reason? He's like, I'm going to move back in
with my mom?

Speaker 13 (10:03):
What did he give you a read?

Speaker 21 (10:05):
Like?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Why?

Speaker 20 (10:07):
I mean, I knew we were having like some problems
and everything, but he never expressed that it was to
the level that he was gonna then, look, wow, break
up with me if it didn't get fixed.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (10:17):
So he never actually said too much until like a
year later he was still trying to get back together.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's that's not good.

Speaker 20 (10:25):
Yeah. By then I was like, well, if you couldn't
deal with it in the moment, why would I want.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
To get back to exactly. All right, Well, congratulations Stephanie,
and that made it easy for I mean, after a while.
But if there's a big mystery cloud what you're packing
moving out? Huh, I don't know. Uh yeah, So be
careful where you're gonna break up with someone. Someone just
sent a text. Uh. Watching people at the airport as
they're boarding a plane. Don't do that. You're stuck in
the air with them.

Speaker 13 (10:50):
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Don't do it at a restaurant, You're stuck at a
table with them, unless there's a fight and someone gets
up and leaves and it's just it's they get through it.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Can you imagine though, if you're saying goodbye to somebody
at the air they're getting on the plane.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
You're like bye and then close the door. Ye bye.
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Speaker 3 (11:36):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
So whatever you saw this weekend probably doesn't talk what
Sean saw online twenty Hey Sean, Hell there you go. Hey,
So Sean, you're driving down the road minding your own business.
Which highway in Philly were you on this Google?

Speaker 22 (12:01):
It was on?

Speaker 23 (12:01):
It was on seventy six?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Actually yes, yeah, okay, okay, So what did you see
on the highway in Philly?

Speaker 23 (12:08):
We go to return the U haul trailer and we
see this goose on the side of the road that's
kind of just flapping. It looks obviously injured, and yeah,
everyone was kind of sad for the goose. But then
this car stop and out jump these two guys who
are trying to stop traffic. So they start waving their

(12:30):
hands and running around and everyone's like, what's going on.
This goose comes out of nowhere flapping trying to get away,
and then they picked the goose up and put it
in their car to drive off.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
So they abducted a goose.

Speaker 23 (12:44):
They abducted a goose, and I actually thought they took it, like,
I mean, I'm hoping they took it to someplace where
it can heal. But I think they took it for dinner.

Speaker 12 (12:56):
My god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'll never know unless Look, Sean, obviously you weren't the
only one on the road. If anyone else saw these
guys take the goose, or if you are one of
the guys who took the goose, or you know them,
would you please text us at fifty five one. We
need to get to the bottom of this goose abduction story.

Speaker 23 (13:14):
Yeah, I mean, everybody tell you everyone should be worried
about the goose.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I'm telling you right now. Geese. Their means you really
shouldn't be screwing around with them. I mean, they will
peck your eyes out, you know. I mean, they are violent.
But and they pooh, oh my god, they pooh more
than my dogs everywhere. So if you know more about
the goose that Sean's talking about, would you please get
in touch with this all right? Thank you, Sean, Thank
you for checking in. We'll find out more about this

(13:39):
goose subduction. It's very important we do.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I need to know, all right, Thanks for.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Listening to us. Have a great day. There you go.
Everything's blowing up, the phone lines are blowing up. Everyone
is a goose story. Really, all these years, we just
could have talked about geese would have been relevant.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
I think everyone has a goose story. They're everywhere. They're
not specific to like one place. Geese are everywhere, and.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
They're mean, mean, mean as hell. Absolutely. And chihuahuas. Chihuahuas
another story.

Speaker 13 (14:11):
Two of those animals. They're the ones I don't approach.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
You may have a chihuahua. You may love chihuaha's, but
I've never been at chihuahua that was nice. They always
tried to bite your head off. I would love to
see a goose in a chihuahua in the ring together
and see which one, which one will be left standing. Anyway,
the phones are ringing. Go to line twenty four. Danielle,
Hello lady, h Hello lady. So you have a goose story? Really?

(14:38):
You know, big ratings in radio, big ratings when you
talk about geese. Anyway, go ahead. You saw the same
thing that we heard from our friend in Philly talk
about multiple times. What did you witness as far as
geeze go and where did it happen?

Speaker 24 (14:53):
Okay, So I'm from mass Chusetts. I live in Connecticut now,
and there was this pond in West PVDY mass Chusetts
where these people used to go, and they would hit
the geese with the bat on the head and throw
them in their.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Trunk and drive away.

Speaker 24 (15:07):
And it happened all time.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's awful.

Speaker 9 (15:10):
It was awful.

Speaker 24 (15:11):
They were going for their dinner.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Goose aguess, little Christmas goose. I don't think you shouldn't
beat one over the head. Can't you just go to
Walmart and buy one at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 25 (15:24):
It was really bizarre.

Speaker 24 (15:25):
We used to see it all the time, and it
was always dealing all the time, all the time. Like
they would just like every weekend.

Speaker 26 (15:34):
And you'd be driving by the.

Speaker 24 (15:35):
Pond and you'd see people taking geese.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Look that's not hunting.

Speaker 24 (15:40):
No serious, that's strange.

Speaker 12 (15:42):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, all right, thanks for your goose story. Everyone has
a goose story. You have a great day. Thank you
so much for listening to us. Love you more. A
line twenty is Casey Casey is calling with a goose story. Yes,
is this Kelsey? Kelsey? Hi, Kelsey, what's going on? No
Casey Casey? No key, Okay, Kelsey's on. Our next call

(16:08):
is from Kelsey Casey. So you called the police on
a couple of guys that were abducting a goose.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (16:15):
I was at a park, just minding my own business,
and I saw this truck pull up to this group
of geese, and these two guys came out with a
box and they grabbed this goose and shoved it in
the box. And I'm watching this whole thing and I'm
just like hysterical, and I start crying, and I'm.

Speaker 12 (16:32):
Like, what do I do?

Speaker 18 (16:32):
What do I do? So I called the police and
I told them what was happening, and man, a police
officer got there in like thirty five seconds. He was
so quick to show up, and they he talked to
the two guys with the goose and then drove off
into the park. So I walked over to him and
I was like, is that goose? Okay, I'm still crying

(16:53):
hysterically as this goose is getting taken away. They're like, oh, yeah,
here's this animal control and the goose is hurt, so
he's going to get help. I'm like, oh my goodness,
I feel like such a moron.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh. So these guys were like animal control guys.

Speaker 18 (17:06):
They were animal control, but they didn't sad. Nothing was
on the They weren't wearing anything that said animal control.
They just had like an old computer box and they
were shoving this goose in.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
It is good subduction, more of a thing than we
ever knew.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Because so this is new to me. I guess at
least they were going to eat it like some people
stop doing. All right, there you go. So if you
see a goose subduction, you should question them before you
call the authority. What do you do with that goose? Pardon?
What are you doing the goose? All right, thank you

(17:39):
very much, Casey. Thanks Kelsey on line twenty one, another
goose story. We could do this all day.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
How is this happening?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's a ratings grabber, Danielle, Come on, hello, Kelsey.

Speaker 17 (17:54):
Hello, everybody has to going.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Well, hello lady, So you got attacked by a goose?
I know they're geese are awful. Anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 17 (18:03):
So I was on a second day with somebody and
we decide to take, you know, just a little stroll
around the lake and look at all the pretty things,
you know, how romantic. And I see a little baby goose,
and naturally I go near it because I love animals,
and I have no control. I start walking towards it.

(18:24):
Then all of a sudden, I hear that like like
and this massive goose comes flying at me and it
starts was literally attacking me and chasing me. So I
start running all over the lake because now I'm trying
to get rid of this goose off of me, and
the guy I'm with is hysterically laughing, and he's like,

(18:44):
just he can't even move because he's laughing. I'm losing
my shoes as I'm running all over the place. And yeah,
I became extremely disheveled after getting attached by a goose
on a second day.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
On the second day, well, so did you drop this guy?
He sounds like a loser.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
Yeah, oh my.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
God, No, he was really nice.

Speaker 17 (19:03):
But on the third day he did bring me a
beanie baby of a like of a goose and was like, oh,
ye want to the memory we.

Speaker 13 (19:11):
Didn't try to say to you?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
He laughed, he did.

Speaker 17 (19:15):
I mean, honestly, I would have laughed too.

Speaker 27 (19:17):
It was very funny.

Speaker 14 (19:18):
So I can't believe him.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
So, but there was no date after the third date
was that it.

Speaker 17 (19:25):
I actually ended a datium for quite a while and
then we went off to college and did you know
their separate ways, but the goose story does reunite us
anytime we see goose thing, So I can't wait to
tell him and be like, hey, remember that's how you
let me get attacked by the goose.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I mean they are vicious, these gies. All right, thank
you so much, Kelsey. Have a great day and happy
goose chasing anyway. Uh wait, we have more calls about geese.

Speaker 13 (19:52):
Yeah, this is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, we're here all day. Okay, we have to talk
to Jessica. Line twenty four, also attacked by a goose.
Oh Jessica, what's it feel like to be attacked by
a goose?

Speaker 17 (20:05):
Hey, guys, how you doing.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
We're doing okay, but we're a little concerned. Tell me.

Speaker 14 (20:10):
Okay.

Speaker 22 (20:10):
So I'm a property manager and I have a building
bar on Lakes and I see your little ones all
the time, and yeah, they mean they you know, they
squawk at you. And I'm walking around the back of
a building and I always have pepper spray with me
because I never know, and this fifty pound with the
red eyes and the red legs comes running after me.

Speaker 27 (20:31):
Same thing with that lady.

Speaker 28 (20:32):
I'm running and.

Speaker 11 (20:33):
The pepper spray.

Speaker 28 (20:35):
The goose.

Speaker 18 (20:40):
My pepper spray, trying to get the pepper up, shake
and trying to get the.

Speaker 22 (20:43):
Pepper spray open in the right direction.

Speaker 17 (20:45):
And I just sprayed it and it ray it him
and I don't know where it was. I'm going to
crap out of me that thing with fifty pounds.

Speaker 28 (20:55):
It was like a turkey.

Speaker 18 (21:02):
It was okay though the goose was fine.

Speaker 22 (21:04):
It just I did. I couldn't let it get me,
all right.

Speaker 28 (21:08):
I love you guys.

Speaker 14 (21:09):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 17 (21:11):
Danielle, Danielle and Gondi.

Speaker 14 (21:13):
You guys take my day.

Speaker 17 (21:16):
Uncle Johnny, your laugh makes me laugh.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Thank you so much. Jessica, ahead day, okay, and just
talking about geese all day.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I'm telling you so you know, I lived in Boston
for a while at the Boston Public Garden. There's a
little lake they call it like Swan Lake, meaner than
geese are swans. And if you sit there long enough,
guaranteed you watch somebody get attacked.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
It was glorious, so good nature.

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Speaker 13 (21:46):
Hey, this is lady. You're listening to the Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
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The Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (22:00):
Gandhi blew Aserbert on her boyfriend the other day. I did,
and he didn't like it. See, I never heard the
word serbert until you told this story, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
I called it a rasberry raspberry.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I get it on my arm hold on. Yeah,
And I can also do the lips below and it
makes this noige. Yeah, that's called blowing a raspberry. But
you've hurt, you've heard deserve. The word serbert was actually
invented on the Cosby Show. Did you know that?

Speaker 13 (22:35):
I did not know that.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
I had just always been told it was a serbert,
and the Nate told me that it was invented by
you know, yeah.

Speaker 15 (22:43):
I think he was given Rudy or maybe theo as
I can't remember all right.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
At different.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
And it was the funniest moment maybe of my whole year,
because he is extremely ticklish, like ticklish to the point
that if you brush up against him, he'll jump. So
when I gave him a little zerb, he screamed at
the top of his lungs and then started cackling and
he couldn't stop. He was laughing so hard he was crying,
and he said don't you ever do that again? But
it was through laughter and tears. So that's all I

(23:17):
want is a subscription for one serve a month.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Really mean I can see that. Oh guess what, honey,
today's Erbert Day.

Speaker 13 (23:25):
Oh no, we've been negotiating the terms of it.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
So he said, I'm not getting one a month, but
I could get one that I can deliver in public
or private, but only one. And I said, no, I
want twelve in private.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah. Things, you're asking for too much. I'm just here.
I need an opening, bed opening bedopener. Yes, it is time.
I want to everyone. I want to hear everyone blow aserver.
Let's have it. Let's have a competition. You can use
any body part on your body. Welcome to blow a server,
or welcome to blow a raspberry. Yeah, or you could
call it blow a fart on your body part. I'm

(24:00):
gonna go Froggy's pulling your sleeves up. He's ready for competitions.
I think the key is to make sure your lips
are wet and the surface is sort of moist. Okay,
all right, it looks like everyone's gonna use their arm.
What do you do what? I'm looking at his arm
like a barby like, Froggy, blow your blow your raspberry first, go, wow,

(24:27):
you gotta get that check here's Dan yells. Okay, all right, scary.
So you're all using your arms. I have a different technique.
Go gandhi.

Speaker 19 (24:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right, come on straight, Nate blow. I'm gonna blow
you all away, righty Oh, you're doing the same way
I do it. This is the one for you. You
put your palms together and move them your hands, your
face okay, okay, your face is so red. That's good.

(25:18):
This should not be.

Speaker 13 (25:18):
As fun as it is.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Sounds like the company.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
When is when's the last time you blew a raspberry?
He just then before that, I know what that means.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
To figure what that means, Froggy anyway, So there you go.
I know huh.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
I'm telling you, if you guys know a ticklish person
and you haven't done it in a while, go give
them a serber or raspberry, whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 13 (25:53):
It will make your day.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Wait, do we have a pride that we could give
the best rasberry hands?

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Like a listener, like we have two listeners competing.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Okay, I'm having we have two listeners competing, and then
we give a good price do we have.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
To give Letitia on the phone line twenty four.

Speaker 13 (26:13):
Yes, we could call it who blew it Better?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Letitia? How are you Hi?

Speaker 14 (26:17):
I'm great.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
How are you guys doing well? Are you so? Uh so?
Gandhi grew up hearing the word was Gerbert, but you're
saying it's definitely it was from the Cosby Show when
you're growing up, right, you remember that episode?

Speaker 27 (26:27):
Yeah? Yes, absolutely. Drudy asked the dad. I won't say
his name because I know how people feel about it.
How do you how do you pronounce how do you
pronounce these letters? And it was like v R b
r T or something like that.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Serbert, Yeah, it's z R b T T erbet.

Speaker 11 (26:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (26:46):
And then he did. He did it on her faith
or her arm or whatever. And that's how Serbert was born.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
All right, let me hear you, Let me hear you
blow on what we call it, Herbert?

Speaker 13 (26:58):
Who blew it better?

Speaker 12 (27:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
You blew it better? All right? Okay, let's go into competition,
you and me. All right, Letitia blow blow yourserver? Okay, O,
my god, elephant dude. That was scary. People coming in
South Africa and they're coming to the forest. They come
to the elephants. Okay, do it again.

Speaker 27 (27:21):
Okay, okay, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Think you went hit the music. Yeah wow, all right.

Speaker 28 (27:31):
You know what you get to do.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You get to spend the wheel for five hundy or
five hundies.

Speaker 28 (27:37):
You're a freaking way.

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So it's either gonna last. It's going to land on
five hundred dollars or five pair of mac Weldon underwear.
We had a problem last time where it stuck in between.
We'd give away both prizes either five hundred or five hundies,
and it stuck again in the medal. You you want both.
You won five hundred dollars and five pair of ma

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Speaker 27 (28:18):
Thank you, guys. I have been a big fan since
the days of Elvis and Elliott. I'm originally from the Bronx. Danielle. Yeah,
there you go, and I love you guys, and I
did not expect this. I almost didn't answer the call.

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Speaker 3 (29:05):
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Speaker 1 (29:12):
Do you like surprise birthday parties? I mean, have you
ever been the victim of a surprise birthday party?

Speaker 15 (29:19):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (29:19):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Did you enjoy Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (29:21):
I loved it.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Actually, it was so nice that someone else did all
the planning and I just got to party.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Danielle, did you like being surprised?

Speaker 13 (29:27):
I did.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
I almost ruined it because I was didn't go, but
I liked the surprise once I was there because I
you know, I was like, no, I'm not feeling great, bla.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
I'm just like, you need to go.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
So my very dear friends, Michael and Michelle. Michael threw
a surprise birthday party for his wife Michelle last night,
and you know, we were waiting and waiting. They walked
through and I was surprised and she she definitely was surprised.
It was it was fun. It was great to see
the reaction on her face. But I didn't I didn't
leave till like twelve thirty.

Speaker 24 (29:56):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm like, I'm just on fumes. I'm just like dead.
These people trying to kill me. I'm convinced. We went
to this restaurant out of here in New Jersey called Rails.
Have you ever heard of it? It's scary. I think
you have right, Yes, I have. And they have this
speak easy slash cave in the basement where you have
to you have to find a book on a bookshelf.

(30:17):
You have to pull the right book, and then then
a bookshelf opens, and you walk down a hallway and
then you have to pull on the lantern on the
wall and the bookshelf. A second bookshelf opens. I'm like,
it sounds awesome, but I'm like, I just want to
get in there. I'm like, can you just open the door?

Speaker 13 (30:35):
Those in a home?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
That would be amazing, right, It was pretty amazing, So
rails somewhere here in New Jersey. It was fantastic. The
food was amazing. It was good surprise party. But like
I said, they didn't let me go till twelve thirty.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
They didn't let you go.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
They would not release me. Scary Scary hates surprise parties.

Speaker 9 (30:55):
I do well.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I hate being the victim of a surprise party.

Speaker 17 (30:58):
Now.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
I love my girl friend to death. She's great. She
planned me a surprise party. But the problem was this
was several years ago. You're not in control of anything.
So I get there and I'm like, oh no, you
forgot these three people. Now these two people are gonna
be pissed at me. And then another one of my
friends flies in and sends me a belly dancer. A
belly dancer shows up, and I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
What year is this? So I just hate being like
not in control. You know what, It sounds like it
was a fun party. You just don't the control. See,
Scary is the kind of guy. He's the back seat
driver tells you how to drive your guy.

Speaker 13 (31:33):
Literally he does.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Being in an uber with him is insane.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
That's why Scary and I don't get along because I'm
always in control. I'm in that studio. But anyway, it
was a fun party. It was so great.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
The only surprise party I don't want is a baby
shower because you don't know how you're gonna feel. You're
gonna you might feel like crap. And if you know
you're having your baby shower, at least you'll try to
put an effort into looking decent.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
You don't, you might look like who knows what.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Well, that's the thing. So Michael, Michelle's husband, Uh, he
calls miche mother and says, she's kind of dressed a
little frumpy. What do I do? So they had to
come up with a way to make her, you know,
dress up a little more. Yeah, and she turned out beautiful.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
You know what you can do?

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Also, you can have a change of clothes for that
person at the restaurant or whatever, so that when they
get there, if they look like crap, you just go
don't worry. I got you, and you give them a
change of clothes in the back.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh, someone just sent me a text that restaurant rails.
They said the Real Housewives of New Jersey had a
party there. I guess they flipped some tables. Yes, anyway,
it was a good night. But twelve thirty people forget that.
We wake up in the middle of the night to
come do this job. Right? Can we just have a
noon show rather than a morning show? Can we do that?

Speaker 29 (32:42):
No?

Speaker 13 (32:42):
Figure that away.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
It wouldn't be the breakfast program.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Then it would be the lunch program, the brunch, but
a brunch the brunch program. It's illustrated of the brunch
showb Is Jordan still on line twenty four? Yeah? Yes,
we're talking about surprise parties. Not always a good idea.
Hello Jordan, how y'all doing well? Jordan? How are you doing?

Speaker 28 (33:04):
I'm doing very well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
So what happened in your little town? First of all,
what's the name of your town? Where are you?

Speaker 28 (33:12):
I'm in southwest Georgia, So I'm about thirty minutes south
of Albany, which is the biggest city.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It's a beautiful place. I love. I love that you
live there. So what happened in your town?

Speaker 11 (33:24):
So, this old lady was having a surprise party at
a church and her family was and they willed her
in in a wheelchair to the surprise party and everybody
yelled out surprise.

Speaker 28 (33:37):
And she had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Oh no, did she survive? Is she okay?

Speaker 28 (33:44):
Yeah? Yeah, she survived. I mean they just had to
take her to the hospital in the ambulance. But she
fought up.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Can you imagine surprise? Oh, dear god, she's blue. So
maybe surprise parties aren't for everyone?

Speaker 28 (34:02):
Is that maybe maybe an age woman?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Good god, that's not good. Hey, Jordan, what are you
doing today?

Speaker 28 (34:10):
I'm actually on the way to work. I teach. I'm
actually on the way to work.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Now, you do you teach? What do you teach? What
do you do?

Speaker 28 (34:16):
I teach fourth grade maths and science?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Oh my god, I hate math. Love science? Yeah, fourth
grade exactly. Oh my god. You know what. We love
our We love our teachers. Hey do you have a
are you online? Are you? Are you doing funding for
your classroom at all?

Speaker 28 (34:32):
So? I'm actually I do a lot of I do
virtual first half day and in class second half, and
I do a lot of donor shoes. I'm actually working
on one right now.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
All right, I'll tell you what I'm gonna hook you
up with Andrew, my assistant. He actually came into work
today UK and we're going to take care of you
on Donor's shoes.

Speaker 28 (34:49):
Okay, oh, I appreciate it. Thank y'all. It's great.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, we love that you're listening. Thank you so much. Jordan,
you have a great day.

Speaker 28 (34:56):
Okay, y'all too.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hold one second, and to all of our teachers listening,
we love you. Thanks for listening.

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Listen, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
So down the hall on the successful end of the building,
there's a show called The Breakfast Club. I know you've
heard of Djnvy, you've heard of Charlemagne. Well now they're
here with us.

Speaker 12 (35:42):
Good morning, god father, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
We're kind of hoping that your your ratings will rub
off on us. Please rub me we're doing okay, So Charlemagne, Envy,
thank you for coming down. I know you have a busy,
busy schedule. You guys are always flying around and painting cars.

Speaker 19 (35:55):
And now I don't paint no call. That's I save
my money, Envy beautiful cars.

Speaker 31 (36:00):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Anyway, So I know you guys don't don't have long
so I'm not going to waste your time. The other day,
Danielle and Gandhi and I came up with this idea
ask a white man, but there's.

Speaker 12 (36:12):
Nothing but white men in here.

Speaker 13 (36:13):
I have a lot of questions for that.

Speaker 12 (36:15):
Got you, okay, Gandhi have a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I mean Gandhi's brown, yes, so I mean you're you're
allowed to play too.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
So, but you know I'm also gay guys, so you
can actually do ask a gay or ask a white
man you.

Speaker 12 (36:27):
Wanted to do a gay guy.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
By the way, I have a new segment coming out
here me. It's called Honky of the Day. Okay, we'll
get because I try to come up with as as
original original material as I can. Welcome to Ask a
White guy or Ask a Gay? Okay, starring our special

(36:51):
guest DJ Envy and Charlemagne.

Speaker 32 (36:53):
Hey, okay, that's where you have to ask a question.

Speaker 19 (36:57):
Oh okay, I guess my first question is for a
white guy. Okay, why don't white people find taylors with annoying?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I don't know people, some people do. Okay, wait, well
hold on, do you do you guys find her annoying?

Speaker 19 (37:12):
I actually find her extremely annoying, especially when she wins
the awards at the ward shows and acts like she
didn't know she was gonna win.

Speaker 12 (37:19):
I hate that fake I hate that fake surprise stuff.

Speaker 31 (37:22):
I have a question, yes, go right ahead, and white guys, yes,
why do you let your kids curse you out and
you don't do nothing back to them?

Speaker 12 (37:29):
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
All I have is a schnauzer, so I don't know.
You know, we'll go to a white woman, Danielle.

Speaker 13 (37:33):
You know what, in my house, it doesn't happen.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Could because my husband's British from Europe, so he don't
take that crap.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
But in somehouses, Froggy, you take this one.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
No, there's absolutely no chance my son is ever going
to curse at me.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well, obviously zero Chan, obviously V has seen this. Now, Brody,
you have the three daughters. Surely they win every fight.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
Oh, I would say a new segment.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Ask a white woman, because my wife lets it happen
as long as me.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
It's totally fine.

Speaker 31 (37:59):
Curious, scurious.

Speaker 19 (38:00):
I got three daughters to a brodie, so I know
they feeling. I just let him run all over me
in my house.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Great question. It's a great question, though I never thought
there would be a problem. You know, Gandha, you can
play too, you know. Okay, so ask you why guy?
Ask a gay?

Speaker 14 (38:13):
All right?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Why is clapping on rhythm so difficult?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
It's not for me because gay guys have rhythm.

Speaker 19 (38:18):
That what kind of clapping were talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
That's where I lose my rhythm. Okay, this is going well.
You know, it's taking an old time for you guys
to you know, squeeze out some questions.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
I got one hold back.

Speaker 19 (38:36):
Yes, Charlotte is Kelly Clarkson since you've been gone the
white version of a Negro spiritual.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yes, she is our negro spiritual. Later, all right, okay,
I get it. That's a fair question.

Speaker 19 (38:55):
The answer is yes, Yes, y'all catch the Holy Ghost
when that comes on.

Speaker 12 (38:59):
Absolutely, it's like y'all in a black church. I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yes, I love I love it. I love Jesus.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Believe you to.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I know Swiss, Swiss Jesus, Jesus cheddar chese Jesus. Please
give you do it? Do it?

Speaker 28 (39:18):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
You guys, you you haven't heard this before.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
Garry I was about to play another white Negro spiritual.

Speaker 10 (39:23):
No, no, no, charlottege has never heard you praise cheeses.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You never heard me praise cheese.

Speaker 12 (39:27):
Let's go, Elvis, take him to church. Godfather, you're ready
to go.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh my god, I feed.

Speaker 29 (39:35):
Let's go love your Godfather.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I love hey, I love me some blea Jesus because
I love.

Speaker 12 (39:47):
Right after collection.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Please, there's nothing that gets me going like some monster.
I love American Jesus, even though someone argued with the
American cheese ain't cheese. I love China. I love good
on you every time. And Charlamagne visit our show. We go.

(40:18):
We just drive right off. It's supposed to be ask
a white man, ask a game.

Speaker 12 (40:22):
Okay, as a white man.

Speaker 33 (40:23):
I gotta okay, okay, white guys, Yes, why do you
always show.

Speaker 31 (40:27):
It's in the winter.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
That's goodness, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Listen because our legs match the snow.

Speaker 13 (40:36):
It's a cameo I do.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I love wearing shorts in the way. I just feel
the reason we don't have we don't feel temperature below
our wieners.

Speaker 12 (40:44):
I think they, I think that they just want to
short that their white skin.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
And sytheriature all year round. We have four seasons of
being superior.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
Anybody else want to go?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Come on?

Speaker 12 (40:58):
Okay, white men? Yes, do white people think O J
did it?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yes, Okay, Black people think, oh did it?

Speaker 12 (41:11):
Not this black person? But yes, well wait, so I'm open.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm open to have a conversation. So who did it?

Speaker 12 (41:18):
Could have been his son? Yeah, I heard that too,
that documentary. That's what I mean.

Speaker 31 (41:27):
That's what I was his kid then.

Speaker 12 (41:31):
But let me tell you to sing nice.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 12 (41:33):
You know me.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm open minded. I'll listen to any in everyone's opinion,
and I cannot one disagree with you. I can't. I
wasn't there, I didn't see it happened.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
No, O J did it?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
He did it?

Speaker 28 (41:43):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
You don't know that.

Speaker 26 (41:45):
I don't.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
I don't know for sure, but it's are you.

Speaker 13 (41:53):
From innocent for that?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
But you're fround guilty for what the think he forgot
found guilty for.

Speaker 31 (41:57):
Something, stealing his own stuff back?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Okay, okay? Questions Ask a white guy, ask a gay
do you guys are here here?

Speaker 12 (42:04):
Why have people really considered mayonnaise a delicacy?

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Oh no, I don't throw up off you, but mayonnaise
anywhere near me?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
It's not a delicacy, but it's so good on so
many things. I know you hate manaise?

Speaker 12 (42:14):
Yeah, why they eating it out the jar? And I
don't you ever seen that?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I would never was.

Speaker 31 (42:23):
Yes, do you want to ask a black guy anything
while we're here?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah? Why you hate mayonnaise? It's just disgusting.

Speaker 12 (42:29):
It is Satan's condiment. It's growing.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Let me tell you a reason why I don't like
to go skiing, because because it's all white people, and
I think if it's I never see white people skiing
ski No, no answer me. Why don't you want to
go skiing?

Speaker 12 (42:44):
I just never thought about it, exactly.

Speaker 19 (42:46):
I don't think that doesn't look fun to me, like
getting on a slide and just going down a hill.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
And let me be honest with you, it's not so
you know me, I got a little black in me.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
Why you do it?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I don't do it. That's my part. I refused to
go skiing because it's it's just like a bunch of
white people.

Speaker 12 (43:01):
He was black.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
What was his name?

Speaker 28 (43:05):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Blame it was about? It wasn't that long ago. Maybe
don't get in trouble with Alex maybe eleven years right,
eleven years one? Scary. I have a question for a
blot here. Okay, by the way, scary, the whitest man
in America. Okay, go right ahead, Scary, Why don't you.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
Ever peel the stickers off your baseball?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Catch you brand new babel?

Speaker 12 (43:29):
That's a good question.

Speaker 31 (43:32):
Stupid tag on.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
The scary And he's wearing a Yankees.

Speaker 12 (43:39):
Cat And I don't know why you have the sticker?

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (43:41):
How much was that cat?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah? Hell on? White man Brodie says he knows the
name the answer. Yes, we're going to black explain.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
Though, Master Blackford.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Yes, I asked the black man with a sticker on
his hat, and he said, so it remains fresh out
the box aresh like that.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
Anytime you see me keeping the stickers on my thtuffs
because I'm taking it back. Got man from Barney's in
New York, because I took him back some jeans.

Speaker 31 (44:11):
He definitely did.

Speaker 19 (44:12):
I had some sow stupid I was. This is early
on with the Brex Club. I bought a pair of
fifteen hundred dollars jeans from Barney's. And then after the
iHeart Festival, I took him right back, kept three seats
on throughout the wholeheart front, and everything exactly the air
when he brought it back.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
That's why I.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Forget they listened to you down down at the Barneys. Y.

Speaker 13 (44:32):
But white women do this all the time.

Speaker 34 (44:33):
We buy a fancy dress for something, and we stick
the tags and then we return it after.

Speaker 12 (44:39):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Why grape soda?

Speaker 12 (44:42):
I don't drink soda. I'm a water guy. I'd never
been in the grape so.

Speaker 31 (44:46):
Grape soda was usually cheap in the hood. You know,
you usually get grape soda for fifty cents. So you
know with the off.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
BRANDT was what was the one that was supposed to
make it so that you can't have babies?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
What was that soda?

Speaker 23 (44:55):
I can't remember.

Speaker 31 (44:58):
It was a soda that allegedly grape soda that it
stopped you from having babies. Over in Florida, you were
you were.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Using grape soda as birth control. I got five kids.
Didn't work, It's definitely did it, just like using a
spermicidal jelly smuckers.

Speaker 12 (45:17):
Grape is the white people out there listening, like we
really have to do more.

Speaker 19 (45:19):
In the black community, they're using cream soda is birth
control general.

Speaker 32 (45:24):
They'll never knows more money in the parts.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Topical fantasy allegedly, I'm gonna go get me a case
of that, Gandhi. Any questions for you could do questions
for the black guy, or the white guy, or the
gay for.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
The white people in the room, not just the guys.
How come you never talk about your cousins or have
family reunions.

Speaker 19 (45:43):
Because they all sleep with each other so it's awkward.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yes we do, Yeah, we do family reunions in private
in the dark. Our trees have no branches. That's all
for one hold on the text are coming in. Why
do white people wear winter coats in the summer?

Speaker 31 (46:09):
That is the nutrient that just thought, seriously to hide
your gun, to hide something that stop it, you.

Speaker 12 (46:14):
Stopping those negative stereotypes.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
None, that is true. I think it's you. I think
it's because it looks good, because the winter coach look great.

Speaker 19 (46:21):
By the way, you can only get away with that
if you're a rapper. I'm not that cool yet, Like
I see rappers do that all the time, Like, how
are they getting away with that?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I'm not that cool yet? That means you feel like
you're on your way to being cool.

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Maybe I've been trying it. I've been starting with like
long sleeve T shirts into summer dude. Next next day,
I might be moving up to the leather jacket.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
That's that's get the Gateway garments. I got one more question,
yes then, d j MV white people.

Speaker 31 (46:42):
Yes, why don't you wash it chicken before you eat it?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I always wash my chicken, my chicken. I always wash
my chicken.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
But apparently you're not supposed to watch the splatters everywhere.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
You know who came up with that roll a white man,
and that's why we should not take it serious.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Okay, I stop it.

Speaker 19 (46:59):
The white man told us not to wash our chicken,
all right, people washing our chicken for years and all
of a sudden like stop washing your chicken?

Speaker 12 (47:04):
Why what is the reason? No?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I washing my chick. You know who taught me to
do that, My friend Charmaine, who is black. By the way,
She's like, why don't you white people watch your you
know what? From now on, I will wash my chicken
because I'm listening to you.

Speaker 31 (47:15):
I love you where you know doctor I said, don't
wash the chicken.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Because he just't. He doesn't want you to flatter the bacteria.
White man. That question, what does that text?

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Next question? El doesn't one as I want.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
To see people swim.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I see black people swimming all the time.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (47:32):
No, we can swim.

Speaker 13 (47:33):
Not why don't you ski?

Speaker 7 (47:34):
You don't like to ski.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
We just talked about that, but he didn't say why
because it's it's.

Speaker 31 (47:39):
Too cold and black people using it on swim Because.

Speaker 12 (47:41):
We don't have pools.

Speaker 31 (47:42):
We don't get pools, so we don't learn how to swim.
Yeah we usually, Yeah we don't.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
We. I mean my daughters know how to swim.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
That is changed.

Speaker 31 (47:49):
But you got no money, bro? You got some money.

Speaker 12 (47:50):
Bro, I'm doing I'm doing. I don't have no pool.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
You got pool money, no pool spread. I guess what,
how's your career going? I got pool money?

Speaker 12 (48:02):
We don't like the ski down slope.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Well, no one has a gay guy question. It's all
been one guy.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
Question's got to have a gay guy question. Come on, Charlotte,
you got tons of them.

Speaker 12 (48:12):
I have, I mean I have, I have so many
gay guy questions. I mean I don't know. I talk
to gay guys all the time, so I don't know
what answer A few of those, don't me with a
good time Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Anyway, Well, thank you guys for coming in.

Speaker 12 (48:26):
Yes, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Do you envy? Of course, Charlot Mane.

Speaker 12 (48:29):
I do have a question for a gay guy, but
I just don't know if it's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Well, okay, well we have a dumb button.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
I would just say, do gay men think that they
give filatio better than women?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (48:39):
Oh that's a quick answer.

Speaker 13 (48:40):
I do you know?

Speaker 12 (48:41):
Yeah, how do you know? That's what I would like
to How do you know?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Well, I've just been told who brings the lube?

Speaker 31 (48:46):
Like, how do you decide who brings the loop?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
I don't know. It's good to Heaven, ready to go
in all time. That's why I keep slipping off my chandy.

Speaker 19 (48:55):
I mean, if I just don't, I don't really have
questions because I mean, gay people are just people too.

Speaker 32 (49:00):
But but white people are white people, aren't That's well,
welcome to ask a white guy, ask a gay with
DJ Envy and.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Charlemagne from the Breakfast Club and he's.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
White and I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Oh my dear lord, all right, get out of here.
We gotta we gotta clean up this mess.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
My god.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
You know what makes me mad? They can get away
with so much more on their show. They can, and
you know, but if we tried to do half the
stuff they do do on their show, that they would
they would run us out of town. Yeah, I love.

Speaker 9 (49:39):
This isn't true. No one knows a guy like another guy.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Just I'll be back on that question. Scary, scary, I
don't know. I just you know, you coming up with
your own conclusion there. Anyway, that was great. This is
what I love about where we work. Even though we
were with six radio stations in this one building. We
just have the best people working here. An Envy in
Charlemagne they have. I've just been just it's been so
great to us and so supportive. That's why anytime they

(50:04):
want to do anything, I got to say, support them,
always be there for them. That's her family. It's her family.
Even though they ask embarrassing questions.

Speaker 30 (50:13):
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Garrett, Yes, all right, what trouble are you getting into today?

Speaker 29 (50:24):
Well, Janine wants to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Jeff. Now the couple doesn't see eye to eye
on something very important in our relationship, owning a pet.
So Janine's going to start the call to Jeff, and
then I'm gonna take over as the guy from the
pet adoption.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
You know, this starts a lot of fights and a
lot of relationships. I might ruin a relationship to see
what happens with Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Hello, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What's up?

Speaker 20 (50:46):
I was outside the grocery store and there was like
a dog adoption thing outside, and that might be a
dog coming to the house.

Speaker 17 (50:55):
I didn't want to let you know that.

Speaker 14 (50:56):
So whoa, whoa?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
What did you do?

Speaker 28 (51:01):
And you're supposed to get some chips?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
They're gonna call.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You and schedule the appointment time and what to do?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
What to drop the dog off? No, no, dog, just
come here.

Speaker 17 (51:14):
I hold no iView pay God.

Speaker 29 (51:18):
He's still there. Yes, all right, I just hung up
on him. So here's what we'll do. I'll call him
back right now and schedule a drop off time for
your new dog. O. Hello, Hi, this is Richard at
for adoption agency. We have a brand new golden lab
ready to be dropped off at your home. We met

(51:41):
your wife today. She seems fantastic.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I'm not married, we are not We cannot have a dog.

Speaker 12 (51:48):
We can't.

Speaker 22 (51:49):
I'm allergic the dog comes here, I die?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
How about that?

Speaker 29 (51:53):
No, not at all, sir, And I'm sorry to hear that.
If you want to give it a chance, possibly, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Maybe the dog will kill me.

Speaker 12 (52:00):
Do you understand?

Speaker 29 (52:01):
Can you just hold on one second while I just
get an audio recording of you saying that we are
not going to be dropping off Ralphie over to your
house later on this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Is that okay?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
With more than habit to tell you're not dropping it?

Speaker 15 (52:12):
All?

Speaker 12 (52:12):
All right? Please holdnyea?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Hello? Hello, Hello, Jeff? What Hi?

Speaker 29 (52:24):
My name is Richard mars over at the pet adoption agency.

Speaker 23 (52:28):
You said that already.

Speaker 29 (52:29):
Today I am looking to offer you a chance of
a lifetime to bring a warm, cuddly four legged friend into.

Speaker 12 (52:35):
Your home today.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
No, no, no.

Speaker 29 (52:38):
For just five cents a day, you could have a nice, loving,
caring dog by your side.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I don't want I.

Speaker 27 (52:44):
Don't want anybody around me for five cents a day, no.

Speaker 29 (52:48):
One to add of very two dogs in the US
do not have a home.

Speaker 31 (52:54):
Hello, Can I tell you a little.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Bit about Ralphie?

Speaker 29 (53:00):
Comes from work, from a home that wasn't caring for him,
and after learning today from your lovely girl science, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Won't care for him either. I won't care for him here.

Speaker 29 (53:09):
What if today this four legged friend could change your
life forever?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I don't want a four legged friend?

Speaker 12 (53:14):
How many times that to tell you?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
No, I'm allergic? I understand.

Speaker 29 (53:19):
Well, if four legged friends aren't your thing, we have
wheeally he is our two legged pooch?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (53:25):
Are two legged dog?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I don't care if the dog can juggle. I don't
want a dog.

Speaker 12 (53:30):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I'm not in the circuit.

Speaker 29 (53:32):
He's not that hard to maintain. He only has two legs,
so you won't have to take him out for a walk,
and he does have a bag to pee in.

Speaker 8 (53:38):
So listen, if you bring any dog around here, I
won't even let him in, let alone.

Speaker 28 (53:43):
Take him for a walk.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Stop it?

Speaker 13 (53:44):
No, do you understand?

Speaker 12 (53:46):
I totally understand it.

Speaker 29 (53:47):
Just imagine that dog running in slow motion into your
arms through the grassy fields of the park.

Speaker 28 (53:52):
How when I come down and put my palls on you.

Speaker 29 (53:55):
Jeff, my name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
You need.

Speaker 28 (54:03):
Is about the walk to off and choke the hell
out of Jeff Richard.

Speaker 12 (54:07):
I don't even know who I'm talking to.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
This table was pre recorded with permission granted by all.

Speaker 30 (54:15):
Participates the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Daran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Here on all white studios, and I'm not talking about
skin color. I'm talking about there's a lot of white.
There's a lot of white in our studios. But there's
the for Mica. I mean the countertops, the doors that
are all like surgical white, right, whatever that means. But
every day on the door to Diamond Studio we find
we find these dark fingerprints. Every day we see them.

(54:45):
Someone with a dirty friggin hand. I don't know if
they're gardening and then coming to work or I don't.

Speaker 13 (54:49):
Know, yeah, like they dip their hand in oil or.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
It looks like it. We're in a police station and
we're taking here. There's Chris. It's five perfectly formed fingerprints.
Because someone's not even using the handle for the door.
They're putting their fingers. They're dirty, frigging fingers on the
white door and leaving their fingerprints. And so we're looking
at each other like, whoa, what do we do to

(55:13):
figure out whose fingerprints these are? I'm like, hello, their fingerprints,
you know what I'm saying? Their fingerprints? So Nate had
an idea? What was your idea?

Speaker 12 (55:26):
Nate?

Speaker 15 (55:26):
Well, we have a former NYPD officer on our show,
on our staff, Chris.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
He's here right now. Hi, Chris, Hi, guys, Chris, Yes,
we hit Okay, do you heard the story right? Elvis?

Speaker 33 (55:38):
I'm putting my phone on silent.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Okay, well, thank you. Whatever you do, don't call Chris.
We have fingerprints. Someone's sullying, dirtying our door every day
with their hand, their fingerprints. We have fingerprints. How do
we figure out who's those fingerprints they are?

Speaker 33 (55:55):
I do have an old kid home, You have an
old what and we can get the powder and start dusting.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Okay, okay, I'll wait.

Speaker 13 (56:05):
I have a question.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
How forty you lift from here? What's the crime scene?

Speaker 28 (56:09):
Now?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
We gotta preserve the crime scene, right, what's your question?

Speaker 5 (56:12):
So you know we see in TV shows all the
time that if you take tape and you put tape
on the fingerprints and lift it, that that's a good
way to test.

Speaker 13 (56:18):
Is that a good way to test?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Or No, that's how you do it.

Speaker 13 (56:20):
You can do it that way.

Speaker 33 (56:21):
Power your dust, it's cleaning it and then you lift
it off with.

Speaker 12 (56:25):
A piece of tape.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Can we start the collection now? Because they're they're they're
right there, and I know that whoever is dirtying up
our doors where they're nasty fingerprints, they're listening to this.
They're gonna come clean it off while no one's looking,
and that will be another crime.

Speaker 33 (56:38):
Well, here's the question, was that if we do find
the culprit, what are we doing with them?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Humiliating them. We're gonna make sure they wash their hands.
We're gonna have a conversation with them. But it's happening
every single day on our beautiful white door.

Speaker 13 (56:52):
I think it's a woman.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Yeah, yeah, because I put my hand near it to
see about, you know, the spread of the pall, and
it was close to mine and I kind of have
little hands, so I think it might be do you.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Have little raccoon? Hands.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Yeah, little raccoon.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Well we got to figure that out. I don't I
don't know if it's male female. I'm not not worrying
about this.

Speaker 33 (57:08):
The greasy finger perpetrator we're looking for.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
We go look at it. Can you go look at it.
We'll keep the micros open.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Can we go and get like baby powder and regular
scotch tape.

Speaker 13 (57:17):
And do this?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Do you need You don't need powder yet, do you Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:21):
She's he said to lift you need powder to lift up.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
The Yeah, okay, Well they're going into the studio now, Diamond.
Let them know they're on when they come in. They
don't use any foul police language. Hold on, I'm saying, uh, yeah,
what is he what's his opinion about the prince? Yeah,
he can't hear. They're dirty. Yeah we know that, Chris,
they're dirty. Let me look at that. He's got a

(57:46):
he's got a he's got a mag like their hands
were dirty. Yes, thank you, Chris. Some swirls there is
swirls which could be swirls that sounds like an ice
cream cone. Very quay, So we might be able to
get a hit Elvis. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Gandhi and I always looking for our next hit. All right,

(58:08):
let's do it whatever it takes. All right, thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
All right, yeah, and there you go.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
We're gonna find out who is dirtying up our white doors.

Speaker 13 (58:18):
Oh question?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yes, question?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
As opposed to all of this, don't we just have
cameras around?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah? But this is more fun, right, okay? Okay? Yeah?
What was your questions?

Speaker 8 (58:28):
I just want to know are those ink prints or
food grease prints?

Speaker 13 (58:32):
Black?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
We don't know. It looks like someone who is just
printed down at the first precinct. It didn't wash their.

Speaker 13 (58:39):
Hands very clear like full print.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, it looks almost it looks almost like it's done
on purpose. They are dirty, definitely, some dirty, foul freak.
I don't think it's food, but it looks almost inkish, inkish.

Speaker 33 (58:58):
Or somebody outside place in the mud and came up
to see one hundred for some reason.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I don't know. Not a lot of mud going on
these days. What theory? Theory?

Speaker 15 (59:06):
It almost looks like somebody was holding a toner cartridge possibly,
And Scotty, he goes to the door every day, Scotty,
b If if those are your.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Prints, you will be found out.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
What is he doing?

Speaker 7 (59:21):
He's going under his desk.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
No, no, no, no, he's holding up a toner cartridge.
That doesn't mean that you don't shake it. Are they weak?

Speaker 19 (59:33):
I know?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
But look at your fingers. Are they dirty? Not today?
They're not. But you know, I have to go look
and see how I open the door. I do. I
pushed the door open with my hands. Okay, see he's
probably him, but I want to find out for sure.

Speaker 12 (59:45):
What's that?

Speaker 26 (59:45):
Chris?

Speaker 33 (59:46):
I think we deputized Nate. I should cut you out,
give him a badge. Sit down, Barney five, Chris, thank you, sir,
thank you. There he is, Chris on the case.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Hi. It's good to have a private dick.

Speaker 25 (01:00:05):
Like Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Very nice, Chris.

Speaker 12 (01:00:06):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Chris is running out here like he's just saved the world.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Chris on the case.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Chris is on the case.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
I love it. We brought the police officer in and
then Nate salved it it hell the whole time, and
just so we.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Don't know, we don't. I'm the public dick. Guys, guys,
can we just not ruin it? Let's let's yeah, let's
his us. Assuming this is not going to hold up
in the court of law. No, okay, we need evidence.
We need exhibit A. Yes, and B and B we
need exhibits.

Speaker 35 (01:00:38):
Hell, well, I have a very unique print on this
finger because of the time that I pulled the shower
drain up and I ripped my fingertip off, so we
could check that way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Okay, okay, we're gonna do it legitimately, but thank you.
I need something that will hold up in court of law.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
That's funny to me.

Speaker 13 (01:00:51):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
When do you have a sense of humor?

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Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Elvis Duran In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Gandhi said it and the other shows used to work for.
They used to do this thing called what do you do?
What do you make? And people will call up and
tell you what they did and what they make. Eighty
five thousand dollars for a company truck driver on the
road Monday through Friday on the at home on the weekends.
Let's see, here's someone who makes sixty seven grand a year.
We don't know why what.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
What Nate's trying to get you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Nate? Well, you read the one.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Okay, he looks like he's doing like a hang loose yeap, Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Let's move on. Let's go to line twenty four and
talk to Steve Hi.

Speaker 21 (01:01:52):
Steve Hi, how are you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
We're doing well, We're doing really well. So Steve, uh,
what do you do? What do you make?

Speaker 16 (01:02:01):
So?

Speaker 21 (01:02:01):
I work for a company that they do Hasmad still Responts,
So we pick up all kinds of nasty stuff and
I make right around ninety grandy air.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (01:02:11):
Hey, I know about the Rochester, New York, which is
really good money up there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
That is great money. But the thing is is you're
picking up hazardous materials. I mean, what kind of what
kind of goop are you working with every day?

Speaker 21 (01:02:24):
Well, it depends on the day, but most times it's
just kind of like like if the transports over so
it's like an oil that's in the transformers that it's
open up. So yeah, so nothing to have this, but
you know it's bad for your health. But there's also
some places we go to factories where they have all

(01:02:44):
kinds of nasty chemicals. One has had hydrofluoric acid cleaned up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You know. By the way, if you want to make
some extra cash, if you could clean out our studio refrigerator,
we're scary, scary, lift salmon in there for three months.
If you can put on your your has Matt suit
and come on in to trybeca New York we could
use you. We need you, We need you. Well, look,
do you like do you like what you do? Do
you enjoy doing it?

Speaker 28 (01:03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I love it.

Speaker 21 (01:03:11):
It's a new adventure every day fun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Now do you like it because it's a new adventure
every day? Or is it because do you work with
nice people? That's really a great thing. You got to
work with people you like? Or how does that works?

Speaker 21 (01:03:23):
It's probably both of those. Because we have a really
great team up here. There's like twenty five or some
of us in say New York here. And you know,
also just that you know something new, there's always a change.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
So you know, this could be actually a script for
a TV show or a movie. You know, a bunch
of people who are friends and they actually you know,
they make a living a cleaning upazardous materials and all
the good and stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:03:45):
No, it's really really.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Yeah, well you're right, you know what, all right? You know,
get on that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yeah, steal my idea, make money. Yeah, Yandhi, Nate might.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Need to take this guy's info for some notes, because
I bet he'd be great at cleaning up a murder
scene or something that would have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, that's that's more of a cleanup. It's not that hazardous. Tay, Steve,
thank you for calling. You have a safe day at work. Okay, well,
thanks you too, all right? By by Kevin Online twenty three.
Driving a truck, you know, driving trucks, Now, this is
a wide spectrum of things. You can drive, big truck,
small trucks, long haul, short haul. I don't know what exactly,

(01:04:20):
what exactly is it you do driving the truck, Kevin,
and good.

Speaker 36 (01:04:23):
Morning, I drive it.

Speaker 37 (01:04:25):
Hey, good morning to you as well. Good morning everybody.
I drive a big truck, a tractor trailer. I basically
I drive from Ohio to Texas and back all lot
of auto parts and dog food.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (01:04:40):
Wow, interesting combination it is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
You know that I'm dying to open up together. I'm
dying to open up an auto part dog food store.
And you're if you could add me to your root.
All right, so when if you don't mind, what do
you make a year?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Uh?

Speaker 37 (01:04:55):
Eighty five a year more than I was making when
I worked in sales.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That's great and plus there's okay, I'm I'm trying to
think there's independence here. You're on the road by yourself.
You're not really nagged by other people in the office
who need you at every moment. So you really have
a lot of a loan time? And do you like that?
Is that good for you?

Speaker 21 (01:05:12):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (01:05:13):
I love it?

Speaker 12 (01:05:13):
I hate people too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
So you found the perfect job. Well, Kevin, thank you,
and you know what we love. We love everyone out
of the road keeping America moving. And of course we
really really saw that highlighted when COVID hit. What you
do is so important. Thank you and stay safe this weekend.

Speaker 37 (01:05:31):
Okay, Hey, you're welcome, Thank you, Thanks for.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Colin, thanks for listening to it. Oh bye bye bye bye,
there you go, Hoe, I'm hard. I love that online too.
Is Aliana? Hello, Alliana, welcome to our show. Am I
saying your name correctly?

Speaker 14 (01:05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:05:46):
You're saying it right. Oh my god, this is so exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
As it is for us, it's mutual. It's exciting to
talk to a real, live cake decorator because we love
decorated cakes. Talk about it. How did you get into
this Aliana, Well, I've kind of.

Speaker 16 (01:06:01):
Always been like really into baking and all that. So
I went to school for baking and tastetry at Johnson
and Wells University, and this is kind of the first
like real job that I landed, So I've kind of
always been into it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
Wait, what's the coolest cake you've made?

Speaker 16 (01:06:23):
That's a really good question. Honestly, I don't know. I'm
kind of proud of all of the cakes that I've made,
but I'm gonna have to say, like, I made a couple,
you know, in the past, even before this job, I've
made a couple wedding cakes, and I think that's that's
really cool thing to do. But I think my favorite
cake that I've done overall is gender.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
And real cakes.

Speaker 16 (01:06:43):
Because people trust you to, you know, be a part
of that moment of their life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Oh wow, Yeah, you know what, It's more than just
a dessert that looks good. It's there for a reason.
There's a reason that cake is there, and you're a
part of it. That's so cool. Okay, So if you
don't mind, how much do you make?

Speaker 16 (01:06:59):
Well, I guess it early to make about dollars an hour?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Was that fifteen an hour? Is that what you said?

Speaker 17 (01:07:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (01:07:06):
As of right now, you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
What you love doing. It sounds like you're really charged
up doing it and you understand the importance behind what
you do. It's more than just making cakes and decorating them.
This is, like I said, a part of people's lives,
and you're very important, very important stuff. Aleana. Well, thanks
for sharing with us.

Speaker 27 (01:07:22):
This is the most exciting part of my dictu.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I hope it gets more exciting than this, honey, Seriously,
you deserve better. All right, Eleana, thank you very much.
What's up, Scary?

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
I have a hypothesis.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
I feel like we're not going to get any eight
figure people on the phone right now because I feel
like they don't wake up till lunchtime, because they have
their people, their staff up at six, seven o'clock in
the morning doing there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
I don't know, you know what. After studying the habits
of very very successful people, there are many books out
about it. A lot of them are up very early.
Scary right, So I must I'm done. I'm just saying
all of them. But a lot of them do get
up very early, and they get started a lot before
we do. Yeah, seriously, so just consider that any thoughts

(01:08:04):
so far? This is kind of interesting. I'm loving hearing
what people do and how they're connected to it and
how they yes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Right, That's the part that I think is the most
interesting is finding out like the little ins and outs
of people's jobs and who's doing what for us that
we didn't even know was happening. And I always want
to know from truck drivers, how many days a week
are you driving?

Speaker 13 (01:08:21):
What's the weirdest stuff you see? I just feel like
it's so interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Let's keep asking questions. Where are we going next? Lacey
online twenty four? Very important job. Let's go talk to Lacey. Hi, Lacey.
We're so excited to talk to you, to find out
what you do, what you make, what's going on?

Speaker 28 (01:08:35):
Hi?

Speaker 17 (01:08:36):
All, I God, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
As we are as well. Okay, So what do you do, Lacey?

Speaker 26 (01:08:42):
I'm a nuclear medicine cardiac stress tip.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Wow, that sounds important to you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
That's another day at the office to us, That's wow.
That's beyond anything we understand. So tell us what you do?
What is it you do do?

Speaker 26 (01:08:59):
So we try from office to office of cardiologists and
basically we perform the stress test like they walk on
the treadmill or they get the chemical stress to see
their blockages in their hearts or if they have any
heart disease. So we're a first hand on up frontline
trying to protect them from any heart conditions.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Wow, do you what do you love about what you do?
Something that we may not understand because we don't do
it well.

Speaker 26 (01:09:24):
I love the interaction with the patients, of course, and
then also love having that, like I guess fulfillment is
selfish as that sound, to like protect them and know
that they're going to leave and they're going to feel
a little bit better about what's going on in their
day to day lives that we may not see.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Wow, I find it interesting that you said you thought
that was a little selfish in saying that you're being fulfilled.
Not at all that I mean other than a great paycheck,
which I'm assuming you get, I mean, fulfillment is more important,
I would say, in many ways, don't you think?

Speaker 20 (01:09:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 25 (01:09:57):
I just you know, they're feeling more better about themselves
and stuff. And sometimes it is bad when people get
like bad news. But like at the end of the
day that I know that we can help them and
let them see what's going on so they could further
fix what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
There you go. So now we know what you do.

Speaker 26 (01:10:14):
What do you make around fifty thousand a year varies
with like knowledge and everything because I do travel, wow,
And so plus.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
You get to travel, you don't have to stay in
one place at one time. And if that's what you
really love doing, that's great for you too.

Speaker 28 (01:10:28):
See right, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
See we're stuck in these these chairs all for four hours.
I wish I could travel like you. Thank you so
much for sharing.

Speaker 25 (01:10:40):
Appreciate y'all every morning.

Speaker 17 (01:10:41):
And so I love y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Well it's like we're with you at the same time,
we're kind of stuck here. Love you Lacy. Thanks for
listening and you stay safe and thanks for helping people.
That's really great, all right, love y'all. By So what
are you thinking? This is great? Guys, Yeah, this is awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
I love what different people do because, like I said before,
somebody has to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
You just never know who it is.

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
I just feel so interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
It is interesting. I just still still feel weird asking
people what they make this is? Okay, yeah, scary.

Speaker 8 (01:11:09):
I like this because I'm looking through and seeing what
my fallback job could be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Oh please, and what could that be?

Speaker 13 (01:11:15):
What are you land on the scary?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Well, I tell you let me let's go down. A
lot of people are texting. Let's see how many of
these you could fall back on. Here's a family. This
is a mortgage banker makes over two hundred thousand a year.
Do you know how to do mortgage banking?

Speaker 16 (01:11:28):
Go?

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
No? Okay? A registered dietitian for a nursing home making
sure residents. That's an important gig. They're keeping people in
a nursing home nutritionally balanced. At fifty three thousand a year.
Could you fall back on that? No? No, he couldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
Here it can balance its own nutrition.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Full time airline captain and part time truck driver making
about one hundred and thirty thousand a year. Could you
fly an airplane? No?

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
Could you drive?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Could you be a truck driver? Maybe it's more than
just getting behind a wheel and move.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
Yeah, it's a lot, right, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
A lot more to it.

Speaker 13 (01:12:03):
You wouldn't be able to be on Instagram at all
while you drove.

Speaker 17 (01:12:06):
He could?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Can you make them podcasts a little?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Here's a well manager about a million and a half
thirty every morning. There's a lot of what is it
to go your way wealth management market? Well, you need
to understand and have a passion for wealth management.

Speaker 10 (01:12:30):
Yeah, you're responsible for other people's money.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, and there. You got to know numbers. You have
to know trends. You gotta you got to you have
to know where to go on. A pet groomer, you
can do this. A pet groomer they make eighty five
grand a year for scary. I would not try.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
I would not trust scary to groom my dogs with
a razor.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Here's someone, here's someone with two jobs, a New York
State court officer where they make eighty three year and
they also own a cheerleading gym. They make a round
seventy a year. Could you do? Could you own a
cheerleading gym or be a court officer? Two four six eight?
Who do we appreciate? I'm moving on to that cheerleader gig. No, no,
you just lost the cheerleader gig is what you do?

(01:13:16):
Line twenty three is George. George is an elevator constructor. Hey, George,
have you texted us before? That sounds familiar to me
for some reason.

Speaker 36 (01:13:24):
Yeah, I've texted you before, and I've actually met you
at your book signing, and I actually met you at
a King Saladeen e mat Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
My god, Oh George, it's like we're best friends. So George,
uh yeah, for some reason, that weird has got a
vibe off your call. I'm feeling things.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Uh.

Speaker 36 (01:13:42):
We were the couple that gave you the King Saladeen
the red October shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, that's right. You know we love King Saladeen. I
love him. What a great artist. And so we met
through that in New York City. So, George, your your
day job, and you're an elevator constructor. So something scary
definitely couldn't do because I get in get in an
elevator he built, George, what does that mean exactly? Construction

(01:14:06):
of elevators. It sounds easy to describe, but I want
to hear your take.

Speaker 36 (01:14:12):
We basically put the elevator together from the ground up,
so the rails that hold the elevator, the cab, everything
that you see inside the elevator, is done by us.
And then everything you don't see, the mechanical things that
make the elevator move, we install. Yeah, you know, we
do all that, and everything is brought in piece by piece,

(01:14:33):
so it's not like one big unit comes in, so
we actually hand put together the whole entire thing.

Speaker 12 (01:14:38):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
I would never thought that. I would have thought it
just came assembled.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I'm assuming Another major priority for you guys is safety,
because those can those are like big old dangerous rooms
of hell if they if they're not together.

Speaker 36 (01:14:59):
Correctly, right, Yeah, I mean they can be. You got
to be definitely aware of your surroundings and what you're doing,
and you don't have a plan for everything you're doing,
so it's all done safe, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
There you go. So George, uh, there's the here's the
embarrassing question. What do you on average? What do you
make per year doing elevator construction?

Speaker 36 (01:15:18):
Most years when it's a good year, two and fifteen
thous There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Wow, scary?

Speaker 13 (01:15:26):
What's that job.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Again? I wouldn't step on a step stool. That's scary.
Construc tools And of course, George, what's the number one
elevator construction joke? I know, I know, what it is.
Do you know what it is? Of course you do.
How do you like your job? Is the question? And
your answer is it.

Speaker 36 (01:15:48):
Has its ups and downs.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
George Man, it's so good to talk to you again.
I tell your wife, I said, Hi, it's your wife, right,
I will, yes, my wife. And it was a pleasure
meeting you guys at the book event and at the
King Solidaying event and of course here on the show.

Speaker 36 (01:16:08):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
There you go. We got to move on. But actually
this is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Did your mom used to make your lunch for school?

Speaker 12 (01:16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:16:21):
Oh I had to make myself.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Oh really, well yeah really, what would you mean?

Speaker 13 (01:16:26):
It would depends what I could rummage around and find.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
It was usually a sandwich of some sort, and then
you know, like a granola bar, juice box, stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
You have to trade.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Thought you were resourceful, although you would have starved as
a child.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
No, they were like, you can do this, go ahead
and pack your own lunch. They would remind me, hey,
go pack your lunch for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
And yes, Danielle, I would love to trade.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
I love it trade.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
My mom always gave me crap and then but for
some reason, the other kids loved my mom's crappy food.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
I'm like, Okay, that's always the way it is whenever
it's not at your house. Even my kids do that
when they go visit their friends now, Like they'll eat
something and I go, but I made the same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
Yeah, but hers is better.

Speaker 13 (01:17:02):
Yeah, why I don't get that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
The best was if I could find a samosa laying
around jam that in my little lunch box.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Ah was so good, right, Yeah, you know what. The
best were always kids that had like those lunch of howls.

Speaker 13 (01:17:13):
Oh, those were so fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Because the parents were you know, they had money or whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:17:17):
Money.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Yeah. But there was a guy who used to work
for I think I don't want to mention the name
of the company that made a lunchable type lunch right.
He said the most nutritious thing in the entire package
was the napkin. Ah. He said, I wouldn't feed my
kids that for one hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
Oh my god, there's a lot of sodium in those things.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
You know, there's a mountain, there's an ocean of sodium
in those things. Yeah, froggy, what's up?

Speaker 10 (01:17:41):
I could always tell my mom was overly busy. I
always got ham sandwiches with yellow mustard, but when Mom
forgot to go get ham at the store. I my
mom liked olive loaf, which was like, I don't even
know what that was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Oh yeah, it's like bologne with chunks of olives.

Speaker 10 (01:17:54):
And all of ye. She called it olive loaf for
pickle loaf. I knew when things were not good Mom
was busy because that's what I got on my sandwich.
I'd get to school and I'd peak and there'd be
like an olive plopped in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I'm not eating. Do you not want to eat it?
You don't want anyone to see you eating it?

Speaker 27 (01:18:11):
Right?

Speaker 38 (01:18:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
And my dad used to eat crazy stuff like tongue
and head cheese and stuff like that, and everyone it
would end up on a sandwich. No, and so you know, oh,
come here comes Elvis, uh head cheese for lunch again.

Speaker 13 (01:18:26):
So you would come into school with a tongue sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Yes, I would love it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:30):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
I remember.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
I remember a snack that my girlfriend Eva Marie used
to have and I used to beg her to trade
with me. It was a little ice cream cone candy
with a marshmallow head, so it looked like ice cream.
It was colored, and it was so awesome because it
was marshmallow with the ice cream cone and it was tiny,
and I would beg hard and trade me for something
in my lunch box for that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
All the time, I always wondered, like, what nutritional value
is in chocolate milk? I mean, it is pure sugar.
It's got calcium, you know, which growing kids need.

Speaker 15 (01:19:05):
And as a huge proponent for milk, I can say
you should get your calcium, and well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I know, but it's hidden under a mountain of sugar. Yeah,
at least you're getting that milk exactly. That's the only
way you can get a kid to drink milk.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
I get all sort of nutrition when I smoke lots
of pot and get the munchies and eat all that
same thing. What'scy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:29):
We had a border system going on at school where
I would bring you money in because my mom would
give me money for dessert. But I would want good
lunch because I was a hot lunch kid. So I
would go to the cold lunch kids whose favorites made
them amazing sandwiches. I would take the sandwiches and I
would give them the money so they could buy ice cream,
ice cream, flying saucers for themselves.

Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
It was great, It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Do you have a racket gone?

Speaker 28 (01:19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
One of the parents found out and she was pissed
that I was eating her kid's lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Well, you know what, that's whatever happens in the cafeteria
should stay.

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
In the Danielle, I have very generous children, because they
will send you like what your kids buy in the cafeteria,
and if your account.

Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
Is depleted and you need to put more money.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
In, so it would get depleted real fast, and I
would say to Preston, I'd go, person, what are you buying?

Speaker 13 (01:20:14):
So I would look.

Speaker 6 (01:20:15):
And he would like, oh, so and so wanted an
ice cream, so and so wanted cookies. I go, so
you're buying all your friend's food, and like, how do
you get mad at that? You can't get mad at that.
You're like, oh, that's really nice. But at the same time, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
Like, dude, what you doing to me at.

Speaker 12 (01:20:31):
The end of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I don't know about your school, but our public school
system just had really crap food for the hot lunch.
It was just oh.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
Yeah, Jamaican beef patty day was the best I know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
I know you've made that very clear, Danielle, And every
time you say it, it makes me crave a Jamaican meat.
We didn't have Jamaican meat. I don't think. I don't
even think we had Jamaican's. I don't think. Well, I
lived in Texas cultured anything. It was all just some
white people, just a bunch of white people. We needed
some flavor, we needed some culture in our our cuisine

(01:21:01):
didn't get it. We had, you know, cardboard Peacha Day
on Friday. So I guess Italy kind of snuck in
their way. That was basically it, who are you talking
to over there? Straight and eight, come on, give me
a good call.

Speaker 15 (01:21:14):
I got Justin and he used to make his own lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
You know, we'll hear it for the early pioneers of
kid of chefs. Don't know. He was justin, Hey, Justin, how.

Speaker 22 (01:21:27):
Are you very good?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
How's it going doing okay? So you would craft your
own lunch.

Speaker 23 (01:21:33):
I would.

Speaker 36 (01:21:34):
I when I started making my own lunch felt super independent.
I would literally just take a little bit of mayo,
slap it on a potato but one, and we were
ready to go for lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Mayo sandwich. I used to eat mayo and onion sandwiches.
I love that.

Speaker 10 (01:21:50):
I could always tell when my parents were arguing. I
didn't even have to know. I could come home if
my dad was eating a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich, that
meant there was going to be no dinner. My mom
was not cooking that night. You gotta figure something out. Yeah,
that's what my dad ate.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
So a mayo sandwich. That's all you needed, justin, that's
all you needed in your day. Oh god, I love that. Okay, Well,
while I would have you know, uh, okay, well we
lost him. What happens if all you eat is a
mayo sandwich? You don't have the energy to stay on
the radio, right, fad just fade you, just fade away

(01:22:25):
and fit.

Speaker 15 (01:22:26):
Yeah, Nate, we didn't have the refrigerated lunch bag, so
it would just be the brown bag. And then when
my mom would make the mayo sandwich, you know, she
would make like mayo and whatever ham or whatever, it
would be that warm mayo.

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
Are you trying to kill me, because that's about what's
going to happen. I'm going to die right now.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Thanks want to die.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
We just want you to be very uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
You remember what happened at school.

Speaker 6 (01:22:46):
My mom would get the call from the nurse and
she would say, come pick Danielle up.

Speaker 7 (01:22:49):
She's sick. She's throwing up.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
And my mother would say, wait, go find out what
the girl next to her head for lunch. If she
had something with mayo, that's the problem. She's fine, sender
back to glass.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Wow, that is a problem, child right there. Oh gosh,
what about your lunch box? You see, I'm so old.
I had a lunchbox. A lunch box uh crafted for
one of the most popular TV shows for kids, But
we never heard of the Banana Splits.

Speaker 13 (01:23:17):
Have you really know?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Look up the Banana Splits. It was my favorite show
Ones that a kid did this song and remember you
know it was a bunch of people dressed up. It
looked like the masked singer. But there was a bunch
of people running around like falling down hills and things.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
They were before their time.

Speaker 10 (01:23:43):
I had a metal lunchpot. It was like the metal
with the little latch on the front of it. Yeah,
and had a thermist that fit inside it. And I
always wondered, how did the thermist know if you put
something cold and keep it cold. You just know if
you put something hot, it kept it hot, Like how
does it know?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
It was brilliant.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
I had my little Pony one. I had Rainbow Write
one year care.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
They were always scary. We're having a conversation. I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:24:05):
They were always loud. The metal on the little handle
on the top was loud. It clanked. It was like,
this lunchbox is not good?

Speaker 12 (01:24:11):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Gandhi? Did you have a lunchbox?

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
I had a lunchbox.

Speaker 13 (01:24:14):
It was the worst one ever.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
My mom found it in a discount store, so god,
it was like less than a dollar and it had
the New Kids on the Block on it, but it
was like ten years after the New Kids were famous,
so people are.

Speaker 13 (01:24:26):
Like, who the hell is this?

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
So I peeled off the sticker so it just looked
like even worse than with the actual New Kids on
the Block.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Oh well, give it a lunchbox. It did what it
was supposed to do.

Speaker 35 (01:24:38):
Hey, I'm Scotty B and I'm Andrew, and we do
a podcast called Serial Killers.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
It sounds exactly like what we do. We review and
eat cereals on a podcast that's not really what it
sounds like. It sounds like we kill people. Oh God,
but we eat cereal and we love it. Find it
wherever you get your podcasts. Check it out. That's Serial
Killers with the Sea Crush.

Speaker 30 (01:24:56):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
All Right, it's gonna get kind of complicated here. He's
gonna let's see how we do. First of all, thank
you so much for listening today. We appreciate you being here.
And we love putting on a show. We love hanging
out with each other. Obviously you can tell by listening
that we really do genuinely love each other. But when
you do a show with each other, and some of

(01:25:26):
us have been together for over twenty five years doing it,
you know you're gonna have a You're gonna have a
pothole here and there. You know what I'm saying. So
we hit a pothole here at the at the studios yesterday.
I will tell you. Let me just lay it out.
We are owned and operated by iHeartMedia, iHeartRadio, great company.

(01:25:47):
They take very good care of us. They give us
every tool we need in order to get the job done.
But I also contribute to some of the things we need,
the resources we need to keep the show moving too.
We have another company called Elvis Durant Group. Right, who's
in the group, those like two of us. Yeah, But anyway,

(01:26:07):
to keep the show running sometimes, you know, we as
a company have to have to bring in resources and
things for us to use. And then iHeart brings in stuff. Okay,
with that understood, that makes sense, right? Yes, yes, so
people understand where the busted Macintosh computer came in. It's
an Apple. Let's move in there. So we have a

(01:26:30):
beautiful how many inches is the screen? It's a gorgeous
Mac twenty seven. It's a twenty seven inch Mac sitting
out there at Diamond's desk where she's right outside the
main studio. Okay, Gandhi, you have a bird's eye view.
Describe the scene.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
Okay, So we have a bank of computers basically out there,
and our phone screener, our lovely diamond sits there, and
these computers are lined up in a row next to
one another.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Now there's one computer right in front of in front
of Diamond. And what does it say, Andrew, you're the
one that printed the sticker. What does it say on
that monitor? What does the sticker say? It is property
of Elvister and group in big letters.

Speaker 9 (01:27:07):
Yes, you Elvis paid for that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Okay, so the company paid for that, my company, not
I heard, all right, So that's basically my property. Okay,
it's a it's a company that I did. Okay, So
who wants to tell this story about what happened to me?
Twenty seven inch Mac? I do you need a price
on this Mac?

Speaker 36 (01:27:27):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Yeah? Yeah, Froggy, you're in. You're of everything Mac and
everything Apple. How what if is the replacement value of
this piece of equipment?

Speaker 10 (01:27:35):
To purchase this Mac again right now? Would cost twenty
four hundred dollars twenty three ninety nine. It is a
twenty seven inch Mac with the Retina five K display
and the Nanotexture glass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
But that's anelve gigabyte it's an older one.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
But you can't go back and get you can't go
get the older one. You have to get replacement value
of what you would purchase today.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Yeah and no, no, no, no one speak out of turnplase
because it's gonna you free for all, believe me. Before
this is all over, we're gonna be throwing crap at
each other computers, all right. So to replace this unit
that obviously has been damaged. It would be twenty four
let's call it twenty five hundred dollars including shipping and everything. Okay,
let's make it twenty five hundred, and that's still very conservative.
All right, Where do we start? What happened yesterday that

(01:28:21):
made this poor piece of equipment end up on the
floor and smash the smithereen.

Speaker 35 (01:28:26):
Gandhi, if you want to tell it, you can, But
can I just preface the story by saying, I scare
very no no, no, no, no, no, no, Scotty, you're out of turn.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Okay, go ahead, Gandhi, tell him what happened in your
Gandhi way.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
Okay, So there is need to go a little bit.
What Scotty just said. He is very, very easily frightened.
So because of that, everybody scares him all the time.
Diamond definitely does it the most.

Speaker 13 (01:28:46):
She enjoys it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
So in the morning she walked in scared the crap
out of Scotty. He had a little heart attack. Then
I made fun of him for how easily he frights frightens,
and I scared him again later in the day. Then,
so that's twice. Now Scotty's been scared so clearly he's
on edge. He's feeling some kind of way about things.

Speaker 13 (01:29:05):
Then a plot was hatched to put.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Diamond into a box, have Sam record it as Scotty
walks by. Then Nate would ask him to check something.
Scotty would look in the box, Diamond would jump out
give him a heart attack.

Speaker 13 (01:29:20):
It was executed basically in that way.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
However, Scotty was standing very close to one of the
computers and then smacked it when he got afraid. If
you watch any other video of Scotty, he always freaks
out and then his hand comes flying forward with something
every time, right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
So he flail.

Speaker 13 (01:29:38):
He does flail.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
He just I don't think he can help it.

Speaker 13 (01:29:41):
He's a flailer. It happens.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
So he flailed a little bit, his hand hits this computer.
The computer falls to the ground and breaks.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
And you can see that. Exhibit B. Exhibit A is
the smashed computer itself. Exhibit B is the video available
now at Elvis drownd in Instagram. Feel free to f
because my numbers are dwindling now and now I just
learned something. So the accessories here are Nate, Diamond, Sam

(01:30:10):
and Scotty. Who else was involved with this?

Speaker 13 (01:30:13):
I think that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I witnessed it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Well, yes, he witnessed it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
This is the first I've heard about Nate being a
part of it.

Speaker 15 (01:30:20):
All I was asked to do was to find a
way to get Scotty over there, whether.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Or not he went over there. But but you no, no, no,
you knew what they were doing. I knew that he yeah,
but done and producer Sam, shame on you for being
a part of this diabolical scheme.

Speaker 38 (01:30:36):
I know, I will admit it was my brain child.
I was just trying to give Diamonds a good time.
I just want to see my kids happy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Daniel, aren't you glad? And Froggy, aren't you glad? We're
not there to be blamed for this.

Speaker 10 (01:30:46):
I wasn't part of this one, all right, because I
probably would have joined Dan had I been there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
So as far as replacing the equipment, Froggy, thanks for
coming to uh the stand. And it'll be about twenty
five hundred dollars to replace this. Okay, Scotty, I think
we're gonna go right to you. You were the one scared.
You're the one that flailed your arms. You're the one
that knocked my equipment off the desk, yes, and sent
it down like one hundred floors to the street below.

(01:31:10):
Go ahead.

Speaker 35 (01:31:11):
Well, first of all, I was lured out of the
studio by Nate asking about tablecloths, and we just so
happened to have pizza up here yesterday, so I was like, oh, okay.
I walked into the back I saw the three tablecloths.
I was like, okay, man, there's three. And then as
I walked back out, I saw Sam standing behind the
wall giggling, and I'm like, you're an idiot, and I
just kept walking and then all of a sudden, diamond

(01:31:33):
pops out of this box, scares the living hell out
of me, and I scream and flail like I normally do.
And you know, shame on me for being scared three
times in one morning, but I wasn't expecting it again,
and unfortunately my arms flailed and I hit the computer
and I saw it in slow motion falling off the
desk and I couldn't grab it, and I just say,
I'm so sorry, but this never would have happened without

(01:31:54):
those three idiots doing it too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Okay, is there anything else you want to add to
your statement, because this is the end of your statement.
That's all I have.

Speaker 35 (01:32:01):
I'm truly sorry for damaging your equipment.

Speaker 6 (01:32:03):
All right, Yes, Danielle, can someone take the stand that's
not actually there? His wife Amy said that you guys
all know that he flails his arms.

Speaker 16 (01:32:12):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
The reason she doesn't scare him at home is because
she's always afraid he's going to break something, because she
knows he flails his arms. Yes, so she said, you
need to take that into account.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
A very good point.

Speaker 35 (01:32:24):
Look at every other video where they've scared me. You
see flailing. Yes, so they knew that this was going
to happen it near a computer.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
All right, don't throw sharp objects, we learn lessons, don't flail,
don't don't scare Scotty. He'll flail and break something. Scary.
I do believe this is a court of law, and
I don't hear any There you go, Here we go.
We're calling this the case of the what do we

(01:32:53):
want to call this? The case of the scary flails?
Scary flailing computer fall? And we'll come up with a
better name. All right, let me enter this into the
record one more time. I'm sorry. Okay, if we're gonna
buy it a computer, can we get rid of this
typewriter who's playing the ball. We need new equipment here.

(01:33:24):
We're about to get it all right. Uh, let's move
on to Scary. Scary, do you have any to add
to uh this from your perspective because you you watched
it go down.

Speaker 9 (01:33:31):
I witnessed this entire thing from beginning to end, and I.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
Will say this plan was thought of and hatched by Sam,
who was standing there with her video waiting. Because there
is this thirst to get social media content and answer
your Instagram story by everybody here, including myself.

Speaker 13 (01:33:49):
Sam is under the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Sam. Sam will come and turn the mastermind that Scary
needs to Scotty.

Speaker 28 (01:34:05):
Scott.

Speaker 9 (01:34:07):
Scotty was the innocent victim here when he because.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
They know how he gets waiter turned got.

Speaker 8 (01:34:14):
Dozens dozens of video of Scotty being scared by by
by Diamond.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
Okay, so that that's like almost an old bit.

Speaker 8 (01:34:23):
The jack in the box comes out of the box,
which is Diamond to scare Scotty was all just a
plot by Sam to get content for her.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Well, okay, we'll find out when we get her. Thank you, Scary.
Let's move the diamond. Diamond, let me okay, what's the
there's a key missing. There's there's no a on my typewriter. Typewriter, Hey,
let's go to Diamond, Diamond, who scary is now naming
the jack in the box? Diamond? From your perspective, what what? What?

(01:34:54):
What did you see? And what do you think needs
to happen here?

Speaker 34 (01:34:57):
Well, first, your honor, I'd like to say you look
amazing today.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
A s s K.

Speaker 34 (01:35:06):
I say, Well, what I will say is I was
told to get in the box. Okay, Samantha. Now what
happened when I got in the box is up in
the air for me because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Sam both so you had no idea, you had you no, wait,
you had no idea why you were getting into a ball.

Speaker 34 (01:35:36):
I knew why I was getting the box. But I
want to make this very clear. If this was my
plan on my own, it would have been done very differently.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Okay, that doesn't matter. We just have to talk about.

Speaker 29 (01:35:49):
All right.

Speaker 34 (01:35:49):
So I'm in the box. I don't know what's going on.
I can't see him. For all I know to me
because Nate from the box and he gave me the wink.

Speaker 12 (01:36:06):
Wow sergury surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Hold on, hold on, you're coming up, Nate. You'll have
your surgery. So, Diamond, are you saying that you should
not be blamed at all?

Speaker 34 (01:36:18):
No, no, no, no, no, listen. I know what I did.
I know what I did. I scare people all the time.
I know that there are consequences. I'm willing to you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Know, Diamond is the only one, the only one who's
stepping up and taking responsibility, and that will be taken
into account. Let's move on your mercy. I don't know Nate.
I don't know about you guys, but Nate is really
really turning out to be alteredgery. I will have let

(01:36:50):
me type this into this record. Shut up. Wow, all right,
let's go to Sam. And Sam you've been thrown under
the bus by everyone here saying you have a thirst
for posting and getting response to your videos online, and
that was the reason all this happened.

Speaker 38 (01:37:07):
I have and thank you so much Diamond for not
coming to my aid, because I was using Diamond's phone,
because this was a gift for her. This wasn't for
my social she just needed someone to direct.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Hey, Sam, whose idea was this?

Speaker 13 (01:37:21):
This was my idea. It was a gift to Diamonds.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Okay, wait you said, okay? Question Producer Sam you said, Okay,
I've got an idea. I know Scotty's easily scared Diamond.
Let's get you in a box. I will record from
across the room. Scotty will come in, you will jump
out and scare him and you. You came up with
the entire idea.

Speaker 13 (01:37:39):
Correct, Yes, I did so. There was a reason that
we involved Nate.

Speaker 38 (01:37:44):
It was because it was his job to get Scotty
in the right position. Scotty was not where he was
supposed to be. Nate was supposed to get Scotty on
the other side of the computers, next to the box,
out of harms way.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
All a part of your debous plan.

Speaker 38 (01:37:58):
Sam, I'm scary you've had your turn, sir, mastermind sad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Sam, Master But here's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing you
say it was all your idea. But I'm not hearing
you taking responsibility for the damage.

Speaker 38 (01:38:16):
No, but I am willing to split the damage with
Nate because Diamond was in the box.

Speaker 31 (01:38:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
By the way, it doesn't matter what you're willing to
I will. I will determine who pays for what.

Speaker 13 (01:38:29):
It's true, you are the judge, but I am just
saying that.

Speaker 38 (01:38:32):
No, I don't fault Diamond and no, I don't fault
our weird Pinocchio pup and moving Scotti Bee who can't
control his limbs.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Okay, Nate, who are you talking to you on the phone?
You know you're in a court of law here.

Speaker 15 (01:38:41):
I realize I'm getting my attorney.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
By the Waymond, they told you to get in the box.
If they told you to jump off the Empire State Building,
would you do it.

Speaker 34 (01:38:53):
This is why I'm willing to take responsibility for my portion.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
No, no, no, I appreciate it. I will. I will
determine who's responsible.

Speaker 12 (01:39:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
If Nate, you're lights, you're blinking people calling, Yeah, I
refer you to to Jessica, my attorney.

Speaker 31 (01:39:08):
She's on twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Jessica, you have an attorney. Okay, hello Jessica. The attorney.
Jessica believes that you are using all your legal terms
in the wrong sense. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 12 (01:39:17):
She can use the correct terms.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
I have been requested to act. This is representing attorney,
which means at this point I'm going to retract that statement.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
Okay, So now that he's paying you money, then you're
not calling him a dumbass anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
All right, go right ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
I would like to explain that perjury is when someone
is lying under oath. So if they're perjuring themselves.

Speaker 15 (01:39:40):
Which I used correctly in terms of Diamond lying on
the stand.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Okay. So I don't know what sort of law that
you is your foundation.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
For your practice, but criminal defense, then you're in the.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Right house because there's a bunch of criminals running around
this place. So I mean, look, someone's at fault here.
Someone needs to be held accountable. It sounds like a
lot of people are a part of the shenanigans. But
as our outside attorney that Nate's paying anyway, might as
well ask you, what would you say is the outcome
or what should the outcome be?

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
So I will say that fault can be apportioned by percentages.
So the court of law may have to establish the
Elvis Duran court of law. Who is the most responsible?
And then who's paying what percentage of this twenty five
hundred dollars to the Elvis Duran Corp? For a group back?

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
Yes see, that's what this is my I should be
a lawyer. I'm thinking the same thing. I think that
there is a lot of people responsible, and certain people
should pay more of a percentage than the other.

Speaker 9 (01:40:45):
But Scotty's not one of them.

Speaker 13 (01:40:46):
No, Scotty, I object.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Okay, all right, you're all out of order. By the way,
I know that Jessica Gandhi, who is very, very smart,
she's been making a list of culpability that we need
to Let's go ahead and check in with the list
of propability.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
So the way I see this playing out.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
I haven't defended myself. Shut up, Jessica, that's what do
you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
We don't want to tick off the judge, so don't
speak out of turn.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
I'm having a sidebar with Gandhi. God, if we're at
the bar, would you like a cocktail?

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Can I get a whiskey on the rocks?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
You know what, Jessica, I never passed a bar. Gandhi.
The list of culpability as you see it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
Okay, as I see it, First and foremost, to blame
Apple for making crappy products. After that, it's Sam's.

Speaker 28 (01:41:43):
Fault, then the fault for that one.

Speaker 13 (01:41:46):
Then it needs fault.

Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
After Sam, after it's Diamond. After Diamond, it's Scotty.

Speaker 13 (01:41:51):
Scotty's least to blame.

Speaker 10 (01:41:52):
Scotty has no fault. He was in his studio doing
his job. He was he was pulled out of.

Speaker 7 (01:41:56):
Okay, can I say something or so?

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
If Sam is the mastermind, she should do fifty percent
of the money, and then Nate twenty five and Diamond
twenty five because they're also part of it. And who
gets in a box when someone tells you to get
in a box?

Speaker 12 (01:42:12):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Okay, what you for, Jessica? Trial, Jessica. We're now going
to put your client on the stand. Okay, the defendant
Nate is now Jessica. Is there anything you do? You
want to send these hearings a certain way? Do you
do you have question for him? Do you are you?

Speaker 34 (01:42:28):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
I do I can ask questions of my client?

Speaker 27 (01:42:34):
Yes, all right, go ahead?

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Like uh, Nate who devised the entire plans Sam and Diamond. Okay,
So had it not been for Sam and Diamond, would
you have would the computer be broken at this moment?

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
No, it would still be intact sitting on the desk.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Okay, So they're therefore you have no culpability or no
liability as as it relates to the event occurring and
getting planned.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
That is correct. By the way, I will say, I
must say to counsel, you know you were defending a
known murderer. Yeah, for the publicity. We don't know that anyway,
back to you, counselor.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
There, my client rests his case as to the percentage
of culpability. Had it not been for the chain of events,
he would not have been involved.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
All right, great, well, thank you, Jessica. I don't know
what we've accomplished here. Since it's nice to have you here.
It's nice to have someone with a like actually has
a brain on the show.

Speaker 10 (01:43:40):
Yes, Froggy, and we're done with this child like to
charge Gandhi with slander on Apple products.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Second, that crap.

Speaker 13 (01:43:47):
Ass computer barely hit the ground and it shattered.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Well, no, they're not supposed to hit the ground. I don't.
I think we all pretty much know you're not to
sign throw your computer on the fragging ground, Jessica. Jessica,
if you want, you actually said something when she uh
when she was slandering the Apple corporation. What was your
thought there?

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
I had, Yes, I had objected because I truly disagree.
My Apple runs my law firm until someone knocks it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Over, until someone jumps out of a box at your
law firm. All right, thank you, Jessica. Thank you for listening.
Thanks for your point of view. I do do do
appreciate it. One more point from Diamond.

Speaker 34 (01:44:26):
Yes, Diamond, we are not dealing with a completely innocent
victim in Scotty Scotty, Okay, the video clearly shows that
he grabbed the computer. Also, Scotty is over dramatic. Yes,
I just want I just want the jury to remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
When Diamond staring him over and exactly, you would not
have put your grown ass woman body in a and
jumped out unless you knew he was an overreacting whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:45:07):
One more thing.

Speaker 34 (01:45:08):
Yes, I like I said, if it was me, he
would have been closer to me. He wouldn't have been
on the other side.

Speaker 13 (01:45:16):
Tell him where to start with.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Job three very important Latin words in law. They are
I would have, could have, should have.

Speaker 9 (01:45:30):
If I hit you with the hammer, You don't blame
the hammer, right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Scary scary scary scary too. This room is filled with tools.
All right, Okay, it's down time. We gotta we gotta hurry.

Speaker 23 (01:45:44):
Going on and on and on.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
God man sweating. I know there's another case ready to
come into the court room. They need that, they need it.

Speaker 7 (01:45:52):
It's Apple against Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Here's the here's the issue. I'm going to go ahead
and start, uh doling out my thoughts. First of all,
I do see Scottie as having no responsibility whatsoever. He
is he does flail his arms. He is over dramatic. Uh,

(01:46:15):
And that's the whole reason you guys pulled this prank
because you knew he would flail. You knew he would
be over dramatic, and he was lured to the scene
of the crime. He was not on his own. Will
Nate of you were partially responsible for luring him in
and then giving Diamond the wink when it was time
to jump out of the bar. But by the way,
we never got to that fact. There was no wink,

(01:46:37):
nothing whatsoever. Diamond honestly don't know how she knew how
to spring out of the box, because when she did,
I was like, well, why didn't she wait until she
was close? Gandhi, do you think there is actual line
of sight between the box and Nate? Do you think
he really could have winked at her and told her
to jump out? You were there, You saw it happen.

Speaker 13 (01:46:58):
The whole thing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
Then, who how responsible is Nate?

Speaker 28 (01:47:02):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:47:03):
Nate's back was turned to me, So I cannot tell
if he winked or not. And I love Diamond and
would love to be able to say he did. I
think the logistics of it make it impossible for her
to have seen a wink from Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
All right, Diamond, I don't know. God, he's turned in
against you, even though you you actually slept under the
stars with each other in the middle of the Yellowstone
National Park.

Speaker 13 (01:47:24):
But he's a boss.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
Uh no, not really, all right? And then there's Sam, Sam,
who I just get the feeling. All all fingers point
to Sam as far as being the mastermind behind putting
this together and choreographing this heinous deed.

Speaker 38 (01:47:45):
Heinous my idea, I hired a poor team of executors.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Else okay, well, all right, so in other words, you
are now admitting in front of everyone that you are
the mastermind behind.

Speaker 13 (01:48:00):
Before court started. Yes, this was my idea.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Oh my god, we just wasted forty five minutes of.

Speaker 6 (01:48:04):
Our life, didn't hear that, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Here's what's going to happen. I will hold this over
your head. The computer, the computer we bought. How long ago?
How old is this computer? Andrew? Oh, it's old. It
still works. Like a butte. It's still it's still.

Speaker 10 (01:48:32):
It did work like a butte.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
It did, it still does. It's just cracked on the screen, right.
I don't know, but there it could be damage going
on underneath. We don't know about. Here's what we're going
to do. I am going to replace the computer if needed.
We may don't even need that because now a lot
of people are working at home and don't need it,
so we made I have to decide whether or not
we're going to hobble along with just one less computer

(01:48:57):
or get another one. I will take care of the damages.
My company will take care of the damage. But I'm
doing so. In doing so, I will always hold it
over your heads.

Speaker 13 (01:49:09):
Elvis, Elvis, I can't deal with this.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
I would be bevenmoing me as much money as you can. No, No,
well I don't. I have not decided if we're going
to replace the computer. I don't think we need it.
But the thing is it's damaged. I paid for it,
and I feel like I feel like I should be compensated.
And you can get them to.

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
Do lots of things for you now, like I really
need coffee, Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
Remember that time you it's Elvis's fault. It's not my fault.

Speaker 10 (01:49:36):
Series says if you were in the studio that it
wouldn't have happened, and therefore it falls back on you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
I'm like, no, that's STUPIDO. Try I should throw you
in jail for just being so idiotic. I should get
you off the streets because you're a danger to the
people on the streets. But that sort of of you
all you're my family, But I do, I do want

(01:50:02):
you to understand that when accident has happened, someone should
be held responsible. And once again I'm playing the nice
guy and I'm letting you get away with murder.

Speaker 13 (01:50:11):
You really are computer murder.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Because it's these things in our history you will always remember,
and you'll always remember Elvis is a good guy. So
I basically turned the smashed computer, the MATC smytherings into
all about me scenario?

Speaker 13 (01:50:35):
Was that your plan the whole time?

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
I just took up thirty minutes of people's time just
so everyone can know I'm a great guy. Go, I'm
gonna play hooky Gidbye.

Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
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(01:51:14):
your body? You would have to explain to someone else
if they took over your body. Okay, look, I used
to have these fantasies. I used to have these fantasies
where I if I saw a guy but like a
beautiful body, I would go, Okay, I wonder what it's
like to be in his body, but with my brain. Yeah,
I would consciously know, oh my god, I'm now in

(01:51:35):
his body. I'm what to feel like those muscles and
you know what it feels like what I walk? Funny
because it's different. You know, you wonder, like what it
would be like to be in someone else's body but
with your brain. So this is what you were talking about.
You have warnings. I have a warning. As you know,
I have a retina detached problem. So every once in

(01:51:55):
a while, if you take over my body, you'll see lightning.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Don't ask Siri what the forecast is okay, because you
just know you're gonna see lightning even on the brightest
sunny day. All right, so that's a retinal Okay like that. Well, no,
it's not good, it's a bad thing. I've got a list, Okay, Daniel,
if we took over your body, what warnings do you?

Speaker 7 (01:52:17):
Okay, So I have a thyroid condition, so make sure
you stay on.

Speaker 13 (01:52:20):
Top of that.

Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
Because I don't have a thyroid. I had thyroid cancer
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
Just tell us what will feel in your body.

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
Don't feel back pain if you don't take your CBD oil.

Speaker 7 (01:52:27):
Ok So, make sure you take your CBD oil.

Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
If you don't take your migraine pail with you and
you get a migraine, you're going to be throwing up
the whole day.

Speaker 7 (01:52:34):
So make sure you have that.

Speaker 39 (01:52:35):
But the biggest thing, when you go to like a
dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks and you order something like
a coffee, make sure they put skim milk in it,
because if you don't, you're gonna be in trouble the
rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
Okay, you're saying that if I drink milk in your body,
I'm gonna crap my pants.

Speaker 7 (01:52:50):
You gotta be farting and crapping all.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Day fart in. Yeah, all right, so you're a lactose
in tolerant.

Speaker 7 (01:52:55):
I don't know if I am, but it might be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
Gandhi, if we take over your body, yes, will we notice.

Speaker 5 (01:53:01):
So there are a couple things. One, I've been wired strangely.

Speaker 13 (01:53:05):
So I had a couple surgeries, and when they stitch
me back up, I don't know what they connected.

Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
But like if you touch my kneecaps sometimes I feel
it in my armpit or if you touch like, yeah,
it's really strange the way that these things work. Also,
my body has no limits. I don't have the defense
mechanisms you're supposed to have to survive, so like I
don't get hangovers. I can just drink and drink and
drink and nothing happens. God, I rarely feel pain. My
sister says she's very worried because I don't have these

(01:53:30):
defense mechanisms. I just do stupid things all time. So
those are some warnings you.

Speaker 12 (01:53:33):
Need to have.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
All right, Wow, Froggy, do you have any warnings on
your body? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:53:37):
So because of the brain surgery that I had and
the facial reconstruction that I've had. I have no feeling
in the top of my mouth, so if you look
up to the sky, my whole roof of my mouth
goes nom and it feels like somebody's tickling you.

Speaker 12 (01:53:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:53:51):
Okay, yeah, I can't look up at all, so I
never look up.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
It's not something I want to live with, but I
want to experience. Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:53:58):
And number two, on really really hot summer days, for
some reason, my vision in my right eye goes a
little uh walk and I can't really see that good
out of my.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Right And by the way, I have another thing in
my body. When you go to shave with a razor,
be careful because since I had my my face lift,
I don't have a lot of feeling in my face.
Oh so sometimes you can just us rip your ear
right off. That's not so keep an eye on it.
You gotta watch. You gotta watch in a mirror while
your shave, and they scary anything unique about your body?
If we take over your body, what what will we

(01:54:27):
need to know about?

Speaker 9 (01:54:28):
Two things?

Speaker 8 (01:54:28):
One you know already and that is my junk bends
slight right when I'm excited, okay, And then the other
one is I have a bum shin what a bum shin?
You know you know that, you know the back of
the front of your calf where with the bones are
the tibula meets the fibula. Sometimes when I'm walk, when
I'm walking, it'll lock up on me and I'll have
to stop and I'll have to pop it.

Speaker 9 (01:54:50):
I have to stop it and pop it.

Speaker 26 (01:54:53):
Swear.

Speaker 8 (01:54:54):
It really makes a noise like that, right, So sometimes
it will happen like wh I can show.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Just in case I get your body. Okay, he's doing a.

Speaker 8 (01:55:04):
Walking my right, it's my right right this area, and
I'm like, I got to go. I have to pop
and it'll has to snap back into it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
And it was a dance. Yeah, you're breaking You're break dancing.
So so where is that from? Just a deformity.

Speaker 8 (01:55:22):
I just think it's developed over time. But I can
tell you right now, I've never seen a doctor for it.
And all I have to do is stop and pop
and then it'll go and then I'm good again.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
Wow, we're getting a lot of texts. Not a joke.
I have two pea holes on my Wiener sounds, so
don't freak out when you see it. Let's see on
my left ankle hurts when it rains. Okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:55:44):
That's I think that's a big thing with people.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's nothing new. But the two pea holes
is a big thing.

Speaker 5 (01:55:50):
And I would be surprised if I saw something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Here's someone who cannot burp, so expect copious flatulence.

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(01:56:23):
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,