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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I just started listening to you guys, and you guys
really do rock. I love you, guys. I listen to
you every single morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well,
let's try to get it right again. Today it is Tuesday,
December six six. You got this? Welcome to the day. Hi,

(00:29):
Danielle h morning Froggy. Hello there, Hello, Hello there, straight name.
There's Scottie b. He's scary producer. Sam is here, Andrew,
there's Diamond, there's Garrett. I think I got everyone, Yeah,
but someone please make a list okay, and then and

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check it twice. I don't know. For some reason, the
airworm in my head for two days has been Kelly Clarkson.
Get it. You know, I want a great song Christmas cat. Yes,

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Oh it's a fader. O A fader does me right? Oh? Yeah,
Welcome to the day. I think I like faders because basically,
songs that fade are like people we fade God basically
a dark twist. No, no, it's not, it's it's it's

(01:38):
the parallels between people and music. Did fade? Okay? I
mean when a song just inter abruptly that means you
end abruptly? Do you want to end? Abruptly. Do you
want to fade? I don't know, you know what, there's
argument on side. Let's move on to something other than
how we're gonna die. Let's go talk to Keith. Hello, Keith,
good morning one. I love, of course and all and

(02:02):
all the stations that carry our wonderful show. You know,
Keith is on his hour and twenty minute commute to work.
I love that you have a long commute to the firehouse.
And we love we love the men and women who
who serve our communities at the firehouse. We just do
thank you, thank you. Hello, lady Keith Man, You're a firecracker.

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I love you, so tell me about you, Keith? What's
your life? All about three years, I've been waiting to
get get on with you, guys. I've been listening to
you since I was in high school and I'm forty four. Yeah,
I love the radio. I love you guys. You guys
are awesome. You make my hour and a half commute
to work every day awesome. Let's talk about that. If
you have an hour and a half commute to work,

(02:45):
that means you obviously love where you live and you
love where you work. I live at the beach Down'm
on shore by Love and Beach child and wear down
New Jersey. Nice. Well, thank you so much, Keith. I
love that you serve the community, and you serve us
by listening and knowing that you're on the road makes
the road a more festive place. Oh yeah, Can I

(03:05):
just kind of a shout out to the Belleville Fire Department? Absolutely? Oh, Bellville,
New York. In Belleville, New Jersey, Yes, sir. One of
my favorite restaurants in the world. Is there, Absolutely, Belt Tavern. Yeah,
I'm gonna get me some shrimp beeps today. Yeah. The

(03:25):
Chickens Have Boy. Chickens Have Boy is so popular there
that they have their own sign in the window. That's
that's the restaurant where they serve cutty sark at the
at the That was my first meal when I got
home from my rack. Oh wow there, What a great
way to welcome yourself back to the United States. Hey, look, Keith,

(03:47):
we have something just for you. What do you have
for Keith? I went trapsing about the DeLonge giving tree
and I found him a Delongi Dedeck espresso machine. Favorite.
You're gonna lopresso martinis? Oh yeah, you don't want that. Yeah,
We'll come over and never leave. Keith. It's an honor

(04:08):
to have you listening, Sarah, and Hello lady, Hello, hold on, Keith,
have a beautiful day. I love Keiths. Awesome. Here's the
magic of the first caller of the day. If we
can maintain that same energy right there, that energy launched
our show, then if we can maintain that all day long,

(04:29):
we're going to have a blue ribbon show. All right,
let's go, all right, Thank you, Keith, Thank you so much. Anyway,
welcome to the day. We've got lots to do. We've
got a thousand dollars free money phone Tapple on the way,
We've got Gandhi with the three things we need to
know right now, let's go. What do you have going on?
The suspect and a deadly mass shooting at a Colorado
Springs nightclub is doing court this morning. It's the first

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in person appearance for the suspect, who is currently facing
ten charges, including five counts of first degree murder. The
November nineteenth shooting at Club Q left five people dead
and more than a dozen wounded. District Attorney Michael Allen
plans to hold a press conference after the hearing. The
Biden administration is opposed to doing away with the COVID
nineteen vaccine mandate for military service members. The White House

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Press secretary said President Biden is in agreement with the
Defense Secretary that the mandate should stay in place. She
said the Pentagon has a range of vaccines service members
are required to take. Meanwhile, Republican lawmakers have threatened to
delay the passage of the Annual Defense Authorization Bill if
the mandate, which was put into place last year, is
not rescinded the administrations as the mandate insure service members

(05:33):
are safe and healthy, as well as prepared for service.
And finally, Nike is officially cutting ties with Brooklyn netstar
Kyrie Irving. Nike announced Irving is no longer under contract
with them. The company suspended its contract with him last
month after he tweeted a link to an anti Semitic
movie and failed to respond quickly to calls for an apology.
Irving stepmother issued a statement saying both sides decided to

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mutually end their business relationship and those are her three things. Wow,
there you go, Thank you, Gondie. I love this text.
You know it's gonna be a great morning when you
hear Christmas music and death talk on my favorite drive
to work. It's just solid combo. Love you guys, May morning.
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(06:38):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show. What a busy day yesterday, Frantic.
What did you do well? All online? A lot of
it online, you know, try to get a few gifts
for like the three people I buy gifts for. Very nice,
that's that's going. Hey, we had a great lunch yesterday,
Nate and I. We went to Boutasar over in Soho, right,

(06:59):
and didn't kicked out by the way, Yeah, I know.
By the way that is the famous restaurant where James
Gordon had a fight with the manager because the exactly
were you guys nice to them? You're very nice? As
they were very nice to us. Yeah, so, as usual,
we walk into our restaurant and the first thing we
do is look for the seats at a bar. Yeah.

(07:20):
So we get to the bar. We love the corner
where one person's like around the corner, and I'm here
so we can be next to each other in time.
So the bar filled up quickly for lunch. And uh,
this beautiful young lady sat next to me, between me
and the guy on the other side, and she ordered
a French seventy five. What is that? It's a cocktail whatever,

(07:41):
it's kind of expensive and what sounds expensive? I don't
think it is, she said out loud to no one. Really,
she says, I'm here to celebrate, And so Nate and
I kept talking and I kept thinking about what is
she celebrating, And finally I looked at her and said,
I'm sorry, I hate to be nosy. What are you celebrating? Yes? Yeah,
and I I'm glad you did that, because she said

(08:01):
it wanted a reaction from somebody, and nobody around her reacted.
I'm like, somebody's got to say something. Well, I think
she was telling the bartender she cele yeah, exactly, So
I said I'm sorry, I have to ask what are
you celebrating? She said, I made a nice sale at
work today. I went, oh, congratulations, I'm taking real estate,
car dealer, uh, pot vendor. Okay. So she told us

(08:26):
she works at Tiffany, the jewelry store. Oh that's a
good one sale. Yeah. So she sold a very sizeable
piece of jewelry. Wow, and she was celebrating it. And
I'm like, you know what great? And what's your name, Kelly?
What's your name? Elvis Nate? So we started talking and

(08:46):
she gave us her history. She used to live in Miami.
She's from from Michigan, Michigan originally, and she's been through
different lines of career and said, wow, did end up
in jewelry? She said, because I just I love jewelry.
When I was growing up, my grandmother used to open
her drawers and give me jewelry out of her her
drawers and things, and I just always loved it. She said,

(09:08):
I just finally followed my passion and I work at Tiffany.
I love it and it was so cool to me.
Or so we got a new friend. Yeah, how about that?
And like you always say, what is it? It's a stranger.
It's just a friend you haven't met yet. That's what
I've never said. But I like that. It's like something
you would say, but the priest says in the church
every single Sunday before starts a sermon. Well there you go.

(09:28):
A friend is someone you've never met before, or something
like that. Anyway, so it was, Oh my god, it's
just great sitting down to a total stranger and becoming friends.
We exchange numbers. Isn't it amazing? Everyone's stories? Like, there's
so many more stories out there that we don't know about.
Every time I see somebody doing something, I will stop
and go, I wonder what their story is. I wonder

(09:49):
what's going on in their life. I know nothing about
that person's life. I wonder what's going on. It's true, right,
you know everyone has a story. Yeah, so I just
googled what's theppost to expensive thing at Tiffany's. It's twenty
million dollars? What what is it? Do we think she
sold that? No, well we don't. We don't know. Maybe
maybe we don't know. It doesn't matter. All we know

(10:10):
is she made a sale and she made someone very happy.
She made someone very happy with a piece of jewelry.
I wonder what their commission is. Oh my gosh, I
have so many. Guess you keep talking about these superficial things.
We're talking about a woman who followed her dreams, and
you want to know how happy she was yesterday. I
made someone happy yesterday. I was not going to bring
it up, but this is what happened. So I was
online at the grocery store and the little old man

(10:32):
in front of me forgot his bacon that was still
in his cart. So he's checked out already, and then
I'm checking out my stuff and he goes, oh my gosh,
I forgot my bacon. And he goes, I don't want
to go to jail for stealing bacon. So I said,
you know what, sir, I'm gonna pay for your bacon.
And he goes, you don't have to do that. I said,
he what this way, you don't have to get back

(10:53):
online and you don't have to take care of it.
Give me that bacon. Merry Christmas. And I gave him
his bacon anyone on his chas cutive thing because he
was still happy that bacon. You have that little old
man over and by the way, thank you for the bacon. Yeah,
I don't want to steal that. Someone smiles now part
of my ignorance. I'm back to the Tiffany for a second,

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and let me be superficial. Is it true these employees
do make make money commission? Is that why she could
have been happy? Or she was just made somebody else's day,
you know what? To be honest, To be honest, I
don't know. All I know was she's very excited that
she connected someone with the piece of jewelry that meant
a lot to them. Okay, sorry for the retread. Well,

(11:35):
I don't know. I don't know. I would assume, but
at the same time I could be making an ass
out of myself assuming that. But she seemed very happy personally.
But then there's also that that that thing that she
was talking about making other people happy exactly. There's more
two it than a commission. I'm sure there could have
been a commission there. And that's great, that's believe me.
I'm not sneezing at that. What froggy, you know, going

(11:56):
back to things that you've said that you actually did say.
This used to always say everybody has a story and
everybody has a book in them, and you're right. Everybody
does have a book inside of them somewhere. Absolutely. Yeah.
Let's talk about Kelly for a second. Little girl grew
up in Michigan. She used to love visiting her grandmother's
house because her grandmother would pull jewelry out and say, hey,
you know what, this would look great on you. She

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always had a passion for it. And then she, you know,
she went to school, and she did other careers and
did other things, but always love jewelry and ended up like,
you know what, screw everything else, I'm going to go
work in jewelry. And now she's working at Tiffany in
New York City, and now she's following her passion because
jewelry has always been her thing. I think it's cool.

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And here's a suggestion for you if you have troublemaking friends,
where stuff that shows your interests. Like I had a
Detroit Tiger's hat on right, so I had my hat
on backwards and elviscause, what are you mechanic? Turn your
hat back? I didn't say that, whatever. I don't need
mechanics getting mad at whatever. I did not say that.
You didn't say that, I'm para easy. I turned it

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around and she goes, Oh, my god, are you from
Detroit to go? Oh, my mom's family's from there. She goes,
I grew up in wherever, Michigan. And then a full
on conversation came from that. So where your interests and
you'll find friends exactly. Yeah, that's why I usually wear
my my dildot necklace piece. With that said, everyone everyone

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has a story, yes, and it's always good, as Danielle did,
to be looking out for other people, especially this time
of year, because some people get sad this time of
year because you don't know what's going on, if they've
lost someone, if they're going through something. It's not easy. No, no,
tell him what that guy was going through. He could
have been cruising through life totally fine or not. But
you know what, there was a lady at the store

(13:47):
that bought his bacon for him so he could move
on with his day. And there you go. So lessons learned.
Didn't say that about mccannic. That was the release that
that was very reckless of you. My dad, Okay, obviously
you have daddy issues. Oh let's get into horoscopes with
producer Sam Hi Sam oh Hi, sweetie, let's do it.

(14:09):
Who you doing well, how about Scotty be today? How
about Scotty B? How about me? Let's go all right.
If it's your birthday today, you celebrate it with Tai
Verdes and judd Apataw Capricorn, thank you. Make an important
decision on how you will spend your time. Remember it
is never a guarantee. Your day is an eight hey Aquarius.
Focus on your wallet, don't go overboard holiday spending your

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days and nine Pisces find someone who is on the
same emotional wavelength as you. Your day is a seven Aries.
Come to a resolution on a longstanding issue. It's not
worth the hassle. Your day's an eight Taurus. Your social
life is electric right now, but be sure to make
time for yourself as well. Your day is a nine
hey Gemini. Don't take people's kindness for granted. Your days
of five Cancer, make an adjustment to your daily routine.

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It is necessary to get you back on track. Your
day is an eight Leo. Release yourself from the expectations
of others. Your free mind will thank you. Your days
of nine Virgo set an important boundary to gain the
mental clarity you seek. Your day is a six Libra.
Tackle that to do list with confidence. Don't procrastinate your
days of seven. Scorpio, your creativity is on another level.

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Use this to your advantage. Your day is at ten.
And finally, Sagittarius, focus your attention to matters of the heart.
Be nice to yourself and to others. Your days to
six and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. Excellent, Thank
you so much. Fabulous. All right, Danielle has a report
on the way, and we're going to test this new
technology that we've installed here at the radio station. Oh

(15:35):
what what, Well, you'll find out. What do you have
coming up? We're going to talk about the man charge
with shooting Lady Gaga's dog Walker. She got jail time.
And I'm gonna tell you some great movies on the
Hallmark janiel that you're gonna love. Good. Okay, so so
far you're safe with our new technology. So far. Yes,
I'll explain in just a moment. What's going on? Guys? Hey,

(15:55):
what's up? It's your girl Rihanna. Hi, this is Selena
game moment. Hey, this is Taylor. You're listening to Elvis
Duran in the morning show. You know what your online
now this time of year, more than ever, it's dangerous
out there. You might as well be walking through the
woods with all the wild animals ready to steal your stuff.
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(16:16):
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(16:40):
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Use the promo code Elvis. That's LifeLock dot com. Use
the promo code Elvis. How many times you've been hanging
out with your friends and one of you looks at
the other and says, you know what, I have an
idea for an app? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm right.
So this guy I think in the UK came up
with an app about to be introduced. It's specifically designed

(17:47):
for people who are tired of hearing about Kylie and Kendall,
Jenner's and all of the Kardashian sisters. Oh oh, so
this guy, James Shamsi announced an app called hashtag card
Block and what he says happened. It filters if you're
reading any text online right, It filters out any mention

(18:11):
of Kim, Kanye, Chris, Kendall, Chloe, Courtney and Kylie from
your news feed. Oh this is not good for me.
I do their stories all the time. People want to
hear about the Kardashian Well, I got good news and
bad news for you, Danielle. The good news is his invention.
His app takes it out of text, meaning you read
it and then if it's a Kylie story, it takes
it out. You just don't read it. Okay, yours is

(18:33):
not text, you'd speak. Okay, there's different. Here's his audio.
So I was up all night working on my own app.
Oh no, what is that Elvis his card to block
coding away? Yes, I was. I was working on code
all night. Is it a Kardashian one? Yes, same thing.
It is the same thing. It eliminates all stories about Kanye, Kim, Chloe, Kendall,

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you know all of them. Chris. Do you think it works?
I don't know. Let's try it out. So I'm gonna
I will put a Kardashian story in my report and
we'll see if if your wonderful app works. Well, let's
test it. Let me turn it on. Okay, turn it on? Right?
All right? All right? So I just just like, like,

(19:18):
give me a sentence or two and then start talking
about Kardashians and let's see if it works again. Is
the apples? Gary? Yeah? All right, go ahead, Okay, So
the legal team for Kim Kardashian. Hello, you can't hear
what are you doing? Oh? It turned off your microphone

(19:39):
and I like the groovy music. Hello, all right, turn
it off, turn it off? All right? Look it worked,
all right, you try it again. Okay. So yesterday I
didn't even think it knows you that pretive strike. I

(20:00):
I like that. All right. Now it's not you we're
editing out. It's any stories about the Kardashians. Let me,
let me keep talking and he knows me. All right,
all right, turn it off? All right? Are you here? Yeah,
all right, tell you why don't you bury a story
in the middle of your report and let's see if
it works? Okay, right right, we're listening to my new app.
Let's see if we're going to test it to see
if it edits out all mentions of the k family. Okay,

(20:22):
let's all right. So sad news, of course. Emmy Award
winning actress Kirsty Ali has passed away, and apparently she
had cancer and it was a short battle with cancer
that was discovered not too long ago. Her children made
the announcement on Instagram. She was only seventy one years old,
and a lot of people, of course, took to social
to say how much they loved her, you know, now

(20:43):
much she was a part of their lives growing up
and stuff like that. She's been around for a long time,
it really has. So you know, me love a good
Christmas movie. I know Gandhi does too. So Hallmark Christmas
has a bunch of ones. Hello, Giggles, actually gives you
eight that you are going to love. Let me make notes,
so I will just give you the top five. Number
five is a big fat family Christmas. Number four is

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a Christmas treasure. Number three is my southern family Christmas.
Number two is haul out the Holly, and number one
a Royal Corgy Christmas. That one's probably good us. And
you know it's all the same plotline and everything every
single time. I've never heard of any of those. But
a Royal Corgy Christmas sounds good to me exactly. That's
the one. You want to sign me up. You definitely

(21:27):
want one. So the man charge with shooting Lady Gaga's
dog walker last year was sentenced to twenty one years
in prison in La County, excepted a plea deal. One
of five of the guys brought in by police. Um,
so we'll see what happens with the other ones. But yeah,
so far, so good. So yesterday in court, Kim Kardashian,

(21:49):
this look at that credit was amazing. I was up
all night coding this thing. You did a great job.
I will give the store. I'm sorry, what a turn
it off? Carry all right? Sorry about okay, moving on.
This is so healthy, I know. The twenty twenty two
YouTube Streaming Award winners were announced and highest honors went

(22:11):
to a bunch of really cool creators. But my boy
missed the Beast. He got a lot. He's the most
subscribed creator, he's Creator of the Year, and we love
mister Beast. He's just fantastic, do you. Oh yeah, good.
Speaking of mister Beast, he will be featured in Fortnite
chapter four, at least that's what it looks like. So
some screenshots got leaked and he's in them. I think

(22:32):
Ninja who a lot of people know. And the Rock
is up there as well. Uh so the the Kardashian
didn't see that coming. This thing is bullet print. What
you can't talk about. You can't talk about the Kay
family all all right? Let me turn it off. Hold on,

(22:55):
Harry and Megan, they're here. In New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So December eighth, Elvis, that's when part one comes out
of the Netflix documentary. That's a tomorrow, and then December
fifteenth is the second one. And apparently people are not
happy at Monet. Also what happens all right, Sebastian Maniscalco
isn't me. It's out today on Netflix, and he's here
and he's with us in an hour. We also have

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your loving band Sisters, right bad. Sisters is such a
great show. I love it. Yes, People's Choice Awards on
tonight and season finale of Monarch and that's my Danielle
reports exactly. All right, no more stories about you know, okay,
family knows your intentions. What I don't stop that? All right?

(23:37):
Come on, turn it on. Turn. This has become the
happiest music I've ever heard. Yeah, oh gosh, you know
what you think? You're having a weird day. Talk to Crystal. Crystal,
how you doing? I'm good? How are you doing well?
I can I can hear every word you're saying. You're
speaking perfectly, because in several hours you will be post
root canal. Yeah, I'm getting two double root canal. Yeah,

(24:04):
I've had one, but I gotta say. Once they numb
you up, you don't really feel much good. There is that.
I'm nervous. Don't don't be that. You're in good hands.
You're gonna take care of you. If you have a
little discomfort, it'll it'll go away. You're fine, You'll get
through this at least, you know. You know what's worse
a root canal or a story about the Kardashian Now

(24:30):
it turns your micaelf Okay, don't say the key word.
Sorry about that. I'm all right. We have Crystal. Are
you there? Yeah, Okay, You're gonna be fine. Hang in there.
Do you have the day off? Are you good? Yeah?
I had the day off. Yeah. You know, when I've

(24:50):
had root canals, it wasn't maybe I'm different. It wasn't
all that awful. You'll be fine. But we're sending you
good vibes, Crystal, good vibes. Good for you. Thank you.
My root canals are because I had cancer. So now
to talk about that, what is the connection between the two? Um,

(25:11):
the radiation I had I had head and neck cancer
is a HPV cancer four years ago. Wow. And since
I had radiation, UM, it's something called resorption. So two
teeth on the bottom half of my mouth had what
they call trauma, right, so whenever I bite down it hurts. Oh.

(25:33):
So they're saying that this root canal procedure will eliminate that. Yeah,
and how's the cancer end of this story? Um? Good,
I'm four years in remission. Next year I can say
that I'm finally cancer free. God, what a target for
so many people right now. What do you have for
a friend, Crystal? Well, one of the few things that's

(25:54):
not endorsed by the Kardashians. She's having a root canal.
Why don't you give her some potato chip? I just
got through the Kardashian filter. I can't believe it. I
know we're moving on. It's a two hundred and fifty
dollars cash gift kard thanks to our friends at Creepy
Race Ultra. Oh yeah, God, oh my gosh, thank you
guys so much. We love crepe Erase Ultra. You don't

(26:14):
need that yet, but the two hundred and fifty dollars
cash gift card on the way. Thank you, Crystal, and
you know, God speed, You'll be great today. Don't don't
worry about it. And thanks for your story too. I
love hearing why people are where they are in life,
and now we know your story. Yeah, thank you guys
so much. Well, thank you. Hold on one second, hey,
can you send here two hundred fifty dollars? Thank you?
All right? Talking about Creepier Race, it's amazing. So my

(26:36):
mom was using it first on her neck and I said, Mom,
what are you doing because your neck looks really good.
And then she told me it's called Creeper Race, and
I was like, I need some. So then I started
using it, and then I actually brought it here and
said to the salespeople, you need to get them to
advertise because this stuff is really good. See, I gotta
put my foot down on this one. I love crepes,
I mean with nutella. It's amazing. It makes your skin

(27:00):
smooth and youthful looking. You'll love it. Well. Thank you
to our friend at Creepy Race, Ultra Fagos and Crystal.
You have a fantastic day, all right. Yes, it's true.
Sebastia amount of Scalco. We'll be here in about an hour.
Ye love him, ye, And I'm loving that he's coming
to see us. Text us. I love how this text says.
I'm so glad Elvis gave all these juvenile delinquents er career.

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(27:42):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. I really
have to find a new hobby. I love just going
to videos online and watching rage. Oh oh what kind
of rage? Road rage videos are my favorites. But there's
a new one that's a little violent. Okay. People who

(28:03):
park like a holes in parking lots and they go
into the grocery store and come out and their car
is surrounded by shopping carts. O. What they do, Danielle,
is if you park like in like two parking places
and you go to the store, yea, I will go
to the shopping cart uh kiosk the corral. I'll bring

(28:26):
as many shopping carts out as I can and just
surround your car with them. Oh that's so wrong, It
is wrong, but it's so good. Hilarious, And it's my
way of teaching you. You park like an a hole.
Good as long as it's not a windy day. And
then they're dense everywhere. This happens at the mall all
the time. People take up too. I'm like, that is
just so rude. You don't have carts at the mall.

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I'm talking about like carts that's just like a shopping center.
Surround their car with carts. Yes, okay, it's a nice
way of saying you're an a hole. I like that.
But now people are doing it just for the fun
of it. Like someone will get out of the car,
go into shopple, let's get her car, and they'll go
to the corral as many shopping carts as they can
and surround the car with carts and you come out,

(29:10):
you know, with your basket, with your cart going on. Jeez,
that's what's going on. Hilarious. I will wonder what I
would wonder what I did if I, like, you know,
I don't think someone was trying to kidnap me, because
you know they have all of these things. Like women, beware,
if you come to your car and this is going on,
I'd see all those cards and be like, nope, not today.
Have you ever been behind the guy that's corraling all

(29:33):
the carts y, like, you know, he has the thing
in the front, and then all the carts and you
have to wait. It's like a parade of carts. It's coming. Fine,
you gotta wait. You can't leave, But I have of courtesy.
The guy's out there working his ass off. Okay, I
can wait for the cart parade to go by, and
then you're fine, You're fine. Yeah, carts. I still have
this thing where if I see a shopping cart like

(29:56):
ten feet from the corral, they couldn't take it ten
feet turn it to the crowd. That says a lot
about that person. It really says a lot about that person.
Makes me mad, yes, furious. They're lazy. They expect other
people to do things for them. It's terrible, terrible, this
is becoming a thing. A lot of us are keeping
an eye on shopping carts. Yeah you go on Instagram, Yes,

(30:17):
do you follow that? That SAME's it's cart mayors, carts
carton ark. Yeah, there's also in their cart mayors as
well have cartnarks. So what they're doing is they're just
doing photos and pictures of people who can't replace a cart.
They actually so sometimes and it really makes me laugh,
and I know someday it's going to turn bad. It
has a couple of times they'll chase the person down
and be like, why didn't you put your cart back?

(30:39):
Do you think you're too good to put your cart back?
Why didn't you put your cart back? And they try
to interview them about why they didn't put it back. Hilarious.
That guy's gonna get himself hurt. Yeah, And eventually he's like, hey, lady,
how came you can't return that cart over there? And
she looks over and he only has one leg. Yeah, yeah,
that's not leave her alone? Remember where the cart? Froggy

(30:59):
and I were driving down the street and the car
came at this old lady and he just kept going, going, going,
and Froggy and I were like, what do we do?
Do we stop the car? Do we get out of
the car? And we didn't because we were like, by
the time the car hits her, we will not have
gotten out of the car in time. So I didn't
hit her. I don't think it hit her, right, Frog,
he's not, Yeah, I know you laughed your asses, Yeah,

(31:21):
we laughed our asses off, which I'm sure our carm
is a bitch is gonna come back and get me
at some point, I feel like you have to at
least make the effort so that if there are cameras on,
they can like, oh, well that one tried, she tried
tried instead of sat in the car and laughed. Hey,
there's a story out today about a Christmas party. I
believe it was an office party in Michigan where drinking
was involved. And then I'm hoping someone got video of this.

(31:45):
I do believe Rudolf, the red nosed Reindeer got the
crap beaten out of him by some guy dressed as
a Christmas tree that I think it was. Oh yeah,
the Grinch got drunk and beat up Rudolf. Yeah you
saw the story. I did see this, Sorry, and I
do hope there's video. That's why office parties are the best.
Best ever. We're not going we have an office party,

(32:07):
but it's during the day. Yeah, and no one's allowed
to dress like the Grinch or Rudolph. Yeah, Froggy, were
just talking about you the time that you and Daniel
saw the cart in the shopping the shopping mall parking lot,
aiming toward that old lady. Didn't hit the lady. I

(32:27):
don't remember because no, it just missed it, okay, because
we couldn't get out of the car in time. So
we know why you couldn't get out of the car,
because you were rolling in laughter. Correct, we did did giggle.
I giggle. It was much more than a giggle. A
did not hit though, very good. I would have felt

(32:47):
bad if it hit her. I would definitely would happen.
So keep in mind if you're going to the grocery
store today or anytime soon, return the cart to the corral. Yeah, otherwise,
we're watching you, watching you, We're watching you. I'm judging. Oh, definitely,
We're always judging. Anyway. Hey, so Sebastian Mana Scalco is
in town. He has a show when where? How Well,
he's got a Netflix called Sebastian manascalco Is it me?

(33:10):
It came out today that today's today? Is he doing
any shows? I don't know. We don't need a show.
We have him on on Netflix. Yeah, totally fine with me. Anyway,
he's gonna be here in like forty five minutes. Why
am I in the mood for an egg salad? Sandwich.
You want to stink up the room before he yeah, now,
I we'll wait till mister Maniscalco makes his exit. Fine,

(33:33):
what's toast? Egg salad on toast? I know it sounds good,
it sounds disgusting. People are nuts. What was the joke
I saw about the visit to the doctor. This guy
went to the doctor, said, doctor, doctor, my bunghole hurts.
He says, oh, where does it hurt? He says, right
there at the entrance. He said, Well, the fact did
you call it an entrance pretty much tells me why

(33:54):
it hurts. Sebastian can borrow that from me. I still
I still dif from something. What does that have to
do with an excell You gotta figure that one out
in your Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran

(34:17):
in the Morning Show. All right, do you want to
watch how how powerful I am? I want to do
what you can do? Well, we're supposed to do the
phone tap coming up in like eight and ten minutes whatever, right,
and then we're gonna talk to Sebastian Maniscalco. Right, but
he's here early, so let's just move things around and
do what we want so he won't be late for anything.

(34:41):
I'm moving everything because you're early, because we want you
to be comfortable. That shows you're not a diva that
you're early. Listen. Yeah, yeah, I live by the uh
the old adage punctuality is the prince of politeness. So
I tend to come to things early and ready. Normally

(35:02):
I'm in there having a cup of coffee, getting ready
for this, but I kind of like the spot. Well yeah, yeah,
I know I'm dishing. But look, you know you're Sebastian.
You're more than welcome to go out and come back
and have coffee and relax because I know you got
a full day all day. And they said, look, he
has a hard out at whatever time, and I said, well,

(35:23):
if he's here early, let's just move everything around his
pot him on. I appreciate you moving the whole show
to accommodate my earliness. Nice to see you. How's your father, Anthony?
So here's okay. Let me give you a list of
of our friends that we wouldn't be spontaneous for all right,

(35:44):
cool Dan, But for you, for you, the world, I'm appreciated.
I haven't seen. I haven't seen is it me yet? Yeah?
It just came out today. So it's why I haven't
seen it. Yeah, it's early, it's early. Let that percolate
maybe over the weekend you take it in, right, And yeah,
So I'm in New York City bouncing around and talk

(36:06):
with the wonderful people. And uh love the camera. I
mean every everywhere you go, you got like a like
a camera. And wait, are you've got some guns going? Nah?
That's just carrying my kids. Bro. It's a five year
old and a three year old in each arm the other. Yeah,
my left arm is smaller. Yeah, actually I detached my bicep.

(36:29):
I don't know if you could tell here you did
what happened? That's it's called forty nine with a three
year old. Uh So I'm an older father, and when
you're older father, you know, it's it's tough tough to maneuver.
You know, a lot of a lot of my play
is laying down like a lot of let's let's bury

(36:50):
daddy tonight. Gravity is your best friend. Yeah. You know what.
One of the things I love about you and what
you do is you're actually stirring in life with kids
and their pediatrician into your life. You have this podcast, right, Yeah, yeah,
so we did this podcast with my pediatrician. Now, in
my family, I am the worry ward. You know, typically

(37:14):
it's the mother that's always concerned. It's the opposite in
my relationship. Kid gets a cough, I'm like, let's call
the ambulance and get them to the hospital. Right, That's
where my head goes. So I was calling the pediatrician
on every sniffle and every cough. And he had this
idea a long time ago of doing a podcast where

(37:34):
he would answer questions that would come in from people,
and then a comedian myself would sprinkle some humor in.
So it's called Daddy versus Doctor. It's with my pediatrician,
our family pediatrician, doctor Scott Cohen, and we're having a
ball with it. Look at that nice. You know what?
People ask us, well, how do I get a podcast started?

(37:55):
Your podcast is already started, you just haven't started recording
it yet. Life is your podcast? To believe my podcasts?
Is it gonna be something very deep and narrow like
a father and his kids pediatrition? I mean who would
think that. But any little thing that interests you can
be a podcast. Yeah, And for this we like it
because you don't really hear dad's discussing, uh, you know,

(38:17):
being a father. It's like when you go out with
the guys. It's not like you're sitting around going so
when your kid, you know, uh goes to the bathroom,
how do you you know? We we we we discussed
things that that typical fathers might not discuss on a
on a day to day basis. By it away, I'm
running so hot right now. It's not just you. Oh no, no, no,

(38:39):
we're leaving this building. So they are making us like die.
As soon as I saw the jacket off, I was like,
he's gonna die. That's gonna happen. No, no, no, it's fine.
I've worked in hot environments before. But if you start
seeing beads, a sweat of my forehead, it was overheating. No,

(39:01):
so listen, you guys are moving, I've noticed. Okay, so
it places us a crap hole. Okay. So when they
decided to uh not renew your lease, did they say, listen,
just cut the air conditioning and to imprint, you go
back to my office. You push the lights which doesn't
even turn on, and you have to and it's freezing.

(39:22):
Back to the floor is hot as hell, and then
the back part is cold where you need a jacket?
All right now, I just wanted to I just wanted
to bring that up because it is hot. I was thinking,
is it is it me? I'm not getting sick that
it really sucks. It's so rude. No one when they
found out that we were moving uptown. But none of

(39:44):
us want to go by the way, but we have to.
When they found out we're moving up town, they're like,
just turn them off. Basically basically unplugged life support. We
have no heat, we have no air, we barely have electrics.
The other day there was a smell of burning rubber
coming from the ceiling. Was one I used to be here?

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Oh god, it's just it's just the news dude. Wait,
I hope you come to new studios. They have air conditioning. Away.
I can't wait color TV in every room. No, I
had no idea. I was gonna have to take my
shirt off thirting the interview. Do you have like a
towel from mister yea? Do they have a tissue? Do
they leave you with tissues? Just just something, just something else? Yeah,

(40:29):
what if we opened the door The first time I've
actually had to use Kleenex to damp off three minutes
into the interview. Oh, it's just awful. We were cleaning
at my office yesterday and I have a lot of
treasures from all the years I've been in that office,
a lot of stuff, and so I'm like, it's toss it.

(40:50):
I'm I'm like, I don't want to hoard anything, just
toss it. I'll come in to day and everything I
do in the trash box is out. People are digging
to my trash. Did you ever used to have like
like yard sales growing up? Oh? Yeah, big time. Did
your family did those things? Yeah, every every every summer.
My dad would go okay, and we used to do
the yard sale like a store. It was beautiful. I

(41:12):
mean used to come in. Things were tagged with prices.
My mother used to tag them. It was it was
pretty elaborate. So yeah, um, and then you know, after
after we had the garage sale, my father we basically
broke everything and then threw it out exactly. We didn't
want anybody stealing it out of the garbage. Is that

(41:33):
what you're breaking your software? Don't start breaking those lamps. Yeah,
here's some nice cold wash, thank you. People are taking
the lamps. See what my mom used to do was
she would sell something. Something would be like a dollar,
and then the person would still try to get it
for fifty cents, of course, and my mother would be like,
I would rather donate this than sell it to you
for fifty cents, because all I want is a dollar.

(41:54):
This is ridiculous. And that's what garage sales they called him.
We're on Trump. It's really just a mind ef it
really is, because you're getting rid of crap that you
just should throw away. Then you haggle over fifty cents
and whatever. So Phil free. It's like a book fair
out there. If you want to go look through all
of my autograph books. I'm good, Sebastian. Or do you

(42:15):
come from a hoarding type house? Yeah? I do, Well,
what do you hoard? I mean you may not admit
that you're a hoarder, but there are things in your
life that you do probably have too many of. I'm
not I'm not a hoarder. I went to my father's
house recently and I went in his basement and this
guy is collecting paper towels. Right they go on sale

(42:35):
at Costco. Who brings about one hundred and fifty paper
towels home? I go, what are you doing with these
paper towels? He goes, they don't expire. He's not wrong. So, yeah,
he's downstairs. He's got six hundred plastic gloves. He's got
he's I asked him, what are you waiting for? What

(42:58):
do you what's gonna happen? Epen? He was, you never know,
just as long as I got it. It's down here
and it looks like a pig's thing. There you go,
that's he's waiting for the next pandemic. Yeah. During pandemic,
I went on a toilet paper ordering zag or jag
or whatever, and none of it ever came in. None

(43:19):
of the toilet paper ever came in. At the end
of the pandemic, all of a sudden crates and I
guess I was drinking wine at night ordering toilet paper,
but none of it showed up. At the end of
the pandemic. Crates were a period. I mean they had
fork lifts bringing crates into my building, right, and it
was all one ply right, Nate yea, So now I
have rooms filled with one ply toilet paper if ever

(43:40):
you need some. But why you don't use a one
pl no, no, no, you get pushed through well I
know you get you pushed through, but if you you
get that going a little bit, it's you know, the
nine pl You know it's really achieved to. Right, even
if it's nine ply, you put all right. Questions are

(44:01):
coming in good morning. Please let Sebashi manas Calico. I said,
I love his voice. It's very soothing. Oh well, I'm
glad I'm putting people to sleep in the morning. Question
from a father, if you're going to be doing a
podcast with your your pediatrician, please find out what you've
learned about green boogers in your kid's nose. Yeah, green
boogers is we've already tackled this topic. Yeah, green and white,

(44:25):
there's clear, There is no difference. It's just that the
green's been up there for a little bit Long's it's
like a fine wine. Yes, it's heard the opposite. I
thought if you got green snot that. Oh the cold's
loosening up, it's coming out. You're productive. Yeah, it's productive.
I thought it was clear in the beginning, and then

(44:45):
when it starts cooking, it's green. But that's not the case.
Sinus infection. If it's like a green but it's red, No,
that's blood. Yeah, this is the second ghostest conversation I've
had today. Gosh, okay, so what's it like. I mean, well,
first of all, which how many specials have you had

(45:06):
out on Netflix? On Netflix? I think this is my third,
but in all I think this is my sixth, I believe.
So yeah, we uh. This is a culmination of the
last nineteen months of touring. Actually, I was supposed to
do this before COVID. I was supposed to shoot this
right and then we went on this tour, so this
is kind of the I shot this in Las Vegas

(45:27):
towards the end of the tour. So yeah, it's one
of these things where I'm glad it's done, and I'm
glad they kind of retire that material and then I'm
taking some time off, spending some time with my family
and my beautiful kids, and we'll see what the special does. Well,
you know it is you, I guess at the win

(45:49):
in Las Vegas. Yeah, and the cameras everywhere. Is it
the same when you're about to walk out on stage
into this show as any other show, or in your
mind you're like, okay, this is a Netflix special. This
is a little different. What's the difference between the two.
If I had my choice, I'd rather film a special
without them, without me even knowing it's being filmed right now,

(46:11):
just go out there and like there was hidden cameras
and they said, we film that. Okay. With the special
being the special, there is a little bit added. Okay,
I gotta get this right. I hope this is going
to go well. This one, I performed in a tuxedo.
I generally don't perform in a tuxedo, so there was
a lot of elements that were a little different. But yeah,

(46:31):
the special adds a little bit of anxiety. Have you
ever had them? Sake, mister Maddis, call, call or can
you start that story over again? A glitch in your mic? No, No,
that's not happened. However, ironically enough, this has happened. There
is sometimes a teleprompter at the special, and one time

(46:53):
they I'm the teleprompter. They said, wipe down your forehead.
You're sweating. So um, I didn't because I don't like
to stop and then start back up again. So I
just let it. I just let it flow. I didn't
get one of the cash you know. It's it's so

(47:18):
funny when you're in the audience watching someone like you
do your your show. I'm amazed, like, well, how do
you memorize? I mean, do you have notes on the floored? You?
Just how does it? I mean, for instance, if you
go see a Broadway show, yeah, yeah, they get their
lines right every night. Yeah, I mean if they don't,
they get close enough to where you don't know. But
when you're doing these specials all across these shows, all

(47:40):
across the country, I mean, is how do you keep
it in order? I don't. And that's my father's biggest
problem with me. What do you mean? My father goes,
you should do the act from beginning to end the
same way every night, just so you you know where
the beats are. I get bored, So I like to
switch up the order. I like to switch up the material.

(48:02):
As far as memorization, it's just constant, constant repetition. So
just like anything else, it's just storytelling. Like do you
have to if you live? If you live a story,
do you have to memorize it? No? You just tell it.
So that's basically what I'm doing. But if you have
multiple stories, we all have multiple stories, so um, I

(48:24):
just have like ten or eleven multiple stories that I
have to tell in an hour and fifteen minutes. You
make it look so easy though, h well, thank you,
that's very nice. Daremy go to the text? People are
texting you sometimes, Sebastian, sometimes we turn this off because
people aren't so kind. Well, that's the world. Do you
want mean to go there? If you right? I love Sebastian.

(48:45):
Oh go find him so funny. His family is so
relatable to my family. Love the energy, the yelling, the cursing. Wow,
maybe if that's their family. And my husband's family is
very relatable to his wife's family. Yeah, So whenever he's
telling a joke about two families, I'm in stitches because
you're basically telling jokes about their families. I bet you
hear that a lot. Yeah, a lot of people relating

(49:05):
to just the observational humor in regards to family dynamics.
I think it's very relatable. So when I'm talking about
my wife's family, who comes, you know, upper class and
got a little scratch, uh, it's it's uh. And I
come from like working middle class. There's a lot of
comedy in the dynamic. The cultures clash. Yeah, Hey, questions

(49:27):
for Sebastian Manus Gaka. I saw something about you. Well,
first of all, the whole is it just me thing?
We talk about that all the time because it seems
like the world has gone crazy. I saw you were
talking about restaurant etiquette. We have fights about restaurant etiquette
in here all the time, every day, every day, every day.
People who special order from the menu. Is that okay
or not? Meaning modify the menu? Menu? Yeah? Off of

(49:51):
the menu? Well, that's that typically is my wife's family. Yeah,
give me an example they would do that would make
you want to crawl under the table. Well, the menus
a suggestion, and then and then they go off and
do the thing with my wife's family is they do
this thing with temperature of meat. Right now when I

(50:11):
go out medium rare, and I don't ask how they
do their medium rare, whatever it comes out. My mother
in law tends to modify the medium rare as mediumware
plus plus, which I thought was medium. You know, like
when you start when you started adding a plus plus
or a minus minus to the medium rare medium, We're

(50:32):
getting into a whole different thing. I go to this guy,
don't they don't know mediumware plus plus? Back there, I
used to work in restaurants. I used to work at
the Four Seasons Hotel for eight years, so I've heard
a lot of what other etiquette issues do are you
having in the room? No, this guy Nate, he looks

(50:53):
at them and says, what else you got? I know
you have some other stuff that's not on this menu.
Back in the back, you can make me tomato soup.
And it makes us want to take a hostage because
I think it's so rude. It is. Seriously, think about
a Sebastian. You've got a whole kitchen of ingredients back there.
You're telling me you can't whip up a grilled cheese.
You got bread, you got butter, you got cheese, make

(51:14):
me a grilled cheese. That's not how KNT work like that?
They don't. Well, if I could go back to my
waiting days, if I had you at my table and
you asked for a grilled cheese and it wasn't on
the menu, we go back in the back of the
kitchen and we talk about you for at least three

(51:35):
or four minutes. So now when everybody comes back out,
you're the focal point at a restaurant, and you don't
want to be that guy. You just don't want to
be on the radar of the staff because it's one
thing to have one way to be pissed off at you,
but then the whole restaurant is looking at you, going,
this is the game. I have Scottie Bee in the

(52:01):
other room who creates what he calls a crustless cherry pie.
It's his own dessert. He asked for cups of whip
cream and cherries and then he makes it and there's
just a mess all over the table with cherry stems.
And he doesn't think there's anything wrong with this. It's delicious. Yeah,
But guy, they have the cherries, they have the whip cream.
I just don't want the pie. Plats. Yeah, I mean whatever,

(52:24):
whatever makes you happy. But what I'm saying is once
you start doing this stuff, you then become a problem
at the restaurant. Right, and keep in mind the chef
has knives. It's true. It's the same guy. Summertime we
went down to Odeon down the street and they had
like a it was a cold soup. Right. He's like,
I want that, but I want it warm. Yeah, so

(52:44):
I'm supposed to be hot. I'm like, please don't do that.
Just don't order. Yeah, I don't like people that are
chirping up outside the actual item that they want to order.
I just I just order the item and that's it.
Why not I don't like the and you do? Please?
Can you put I don't like the extras, And that's

(53:04):
why I don't go out with a lot of people, right,
I just can't take the way they orders. Just people
the problem? Yeah, now what about Okay, So if you're
like doing your job, you're working your ass off a
table to table to table, and then you got to
kitchen the back to deal with and then at the
end of their meal, six people want to split it
six ways, splitting the bill. Yeah, hell yeah. That's always

(53:31):
been a pet peeve from the waiter's point of view,
because now you got to go back to the register
and zing six different credit cards and wait for that processing,
and then and then the table's mad at you that
you're taking a while. I go, I'm doing banking over here.
Just if you're going out with a group, just before

(53:52):
you go in, have one person put it on their
card and then afterwards you could divvy up or whatever. Exactly.
There's too many ways to fix it. Yeah, Froggy, what's
up sebastion. Is there ever anything that happens, whether it's
with your kids or your wife's family, your family where
you know you want to put it as a part
of your material and they're like, Okay, that's off limits.

(54:13):
You can't talk about that. I haven't had that happen yet.
There was a joke I did. Excuse me, there was
a joke I did, um a couple specials ago about
my my wife's father passing away and uh a joke.
I'm sorry, Please please grab another clean let's get whatever

(54:39):
the joke was. When they him, my wife's mother and father,
they bought plots together so when they when they passed away,
they would be buried next to one another. Right. Well,
my wife's father passed away. My mother in law since remarried.

(54:59):
So when we went to go visit my wife's father
at the grave site, I noticed, you know, an extra grave,
and I said, now that your mother's remarried, is she
gonna still be buried next to your father or the
new husband? Right? So that was kind of the gist
of the joke, and I just had to clear that

(55:21):
with her before I said it, because you know, you know,
it's a little little but she's like, oh, it comes
up a good Yeah, well what was the answer? I
never got one answer. There's no answer, so we'll have
to find out you in the Marry your Brother's movie.

(55:43):
Excuse you, I don't know why. I'm coughing now I'm
gonna leave here with the flu I am. I'm playing Spike.
I play the boss. So that was nice to do.
Over the course of the last two years, I kept
going in and uh and doing the voice over for that,
and I had to listen. I've never played really Super

(56:04):
Mario Brothers growing up, but it really wasn't my pitfall Harry.
If they make a movie there, I'll play Harry. But
Super's pitfall Harry. What you don't know? Oh my god,
I'm so sorry yelling. Why is everyone freaking yelling at me?

(56:26):
I don't know? Pall pit fall Harry. That was a
game back in what what what? Early eighties eighty two.
I was very stoned and earl. I probably played it
every day. Yeah, that's my game, sitting in front from
microphone and reading script and being an animated character. Is
that is that a hard thing to do? Yeah, well

(56:47):
it's it's not hard, but once you get cook and
then I feel like it's it's a lot easier when
you come in there, and then you got to start
doing like these wild voices. Takes a little bit to
get warmed up, but once you're in it, you're in it.
But it's it's it's kind of tiring after a while
because I'm really I'm getting into it. I'm like, hands
are flailing and you're playing an animated character, so that

(57:09):
a lot of these it's like a lot of high
energy and I run very I'm very um low. I'm
I'm running low. I'm not walking around like yeah, uh,
it takes a while to get there right. Um. By
the way, doing that broke out into another sweat. I'm
sweat so much, it's it's in the creases of my arms.

(57:32):
It's like it's pooling. It's the equivalent of under boob sweat.
That too. Are you still loving what you're doing? I
mean other days we're like, I don't know. I love
what I do absolutely, but I did one hundred I
think it was one hundred and seventy five shows, seventy

(57:52):
one cities over nineteen months, so it got it was
a grind and I love what I do, but I'm
missing my family a lot because I got two kids,
five and three, and it's just hard to be away
from them. So loving what I do, but I need
a break. And like what I say to our guys here,
it's like I love what I do, I just want

(58:13):
to do it in a different way, in a way
that gives me time with Sebastian's kids. I don't know
what that means. Creepy, your wife can hide her Amazon
addiction cancer. Yes, my wife setting him up for the
Amazon addiction joke. You know the Amazon thing with my
wife Now, it used to be it used to be
funny when the Amazon products came in, but now it

(58:35):
just seems to be all kids stuff. It's not necessarily
what she's buying. It's like, oh, okay, we got another
pair of shoes for the kids. So it's not that
exciting anymore. That's why I don't do it. So with
your schedule, I mean, do you have time to buy
gifts for people for Christmas? Or were I like to
buy the gifts right? Um? But we have limited the

(58:59):
gift list s. You know, normally sometimes you're like, let's
give this person to get it just just just family,
let's just do a family way to do it. And
that's that we need to simplify our lives and that's
the gift we give to ourselves. I guess more more
text than we will, we will beg you to leave. Okay,
thank you for having Sebastian on. Amazing, hysterical, so relatable.

(59:21):
Love him. Thank you guys, love every one of you
right now, Siri, send it Sebastian at the DCU Center
worst worst your I can't worst SoRs, Wooster, Massachusetts, Massachusetts. Yes,

(59:42):
Saturday Night, the most hilarious person I've ever heard. My
husband love the bathroom joke and legitimately spit out his
water because of how funny you were. And finally the
week I had whole favorite comedian. Can't wait to watch
the special tonight, h Sebastian best and love the podcast.
Best out there. And by the way, we're talking about

(01:00:03):
Sebastian Meniscalco, is it me? Which is streaming? I love
the word globally. Globally I mean, do people in Afghanistan
love your hearing? Huge huge following in Afghanist number one, Yeah,
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(01:00:24):
you better keep it on our card. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's it's a global release. Thank you for coming in,
thank you for having me. And I'm kind of sad
to be honest with Why is that, Sebastian. This is
the last time I'm gonna be in this studio with
you guys. Looking forward to the new digs. Yeah, me too.
We hear it's actually a climate control Nice. This is great, perfect,

(01:00:50):
all right, So, Sebastian Meniscalco, is it me streaming globally
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me or call me tonight. I'll be very busy with
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(01:02:58):
phone tap? Scarry? Yeah, Elvis durand phone tap Danielle. What's
it all about? All right? Ashley emailed us and said,
my neighbor downstairs in my apartment, she's very old and
she's been complaining that my fiance and I are so loud.
She's been writing letters to the office manager, complaining constantly.
So I want you to call Joe and I want
you to tell my boyfriend Joe that there's another complaint.

(01:03:21):
Oh good, So here we go today's phone tap complaining
about your noisy neighbors. Here we go, Hi, may speak
to Joe please, Yes, Joe, this is Chris from the
Village Green. Yes, how you doing all right, Um, I
had Ashley come into my office today again. Yes, Rosa

(01:03:43):
is still complaining. She's really upset with you guys, and
she's come to me again with a list of complaints
and I just need to go over them with you.
She's complaining that you guys flushed the toilets too much much. Yeah,
she says that she hears it. It wakes her up,
and you're always flushing the toilets and it bothers her.
I mean, if somebody has to flush the toilet in

(01:04:03):
the middle of the night, you're to just let it
sit there. I mean, do you agree that you you
could flush the toilet a little bit less? Yeah? I
mean at this point, I'm not changing nothing. Well, here's
my question to you, and this may sound odd, but
can we come to maybe an agreement and maybe we
can do like you know, if it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down. No, No, I'm not
if I have to flush the toilet, the toilet, that's

(01:04:25):
what we paid their lit for. I understand that. But
this woman is very old and she's upset, and she
really over into off retirement home old people living retirement home.
That's where they belong. Why she's fully capable of doing everything.
Why should you move out and report me? She stays
there all day long? Yeah, well, she says that you
guys are crazy twenty two year old and you're having
parties all the time and having crazy sex and making

(01:04:46):
too much noise. How about I get her a pair
of ear mosson just give it to her. I'll put
it on her front steps before she says, you take
showers that like too late at night? Can we get back?
I know? But can't we take showers that like maybe
be you know, six o'clock at night. I'm not changing
nothing now. So yeah, I try the best I can,
so you guys you don't have to deal with it.

(01:05:06):
I have to tell you that I have Ashley on
the phone. Well, let me just conference her in pop. Ashley, Hello,
I have to tell you that you two are being
evicted today. We're not being evicted. They can't evict your
last the stuff out of the apartment. They're not gonna
touching nothing, they touch anything break and all she's asking
you to do is not flush the toilet. What the
village green? Excuse me, Ashley, Ashley, I'll be home as

(01:05:30):
soon as I can wait a second, Joe, what why
can't you just flush the toilet less? And why can't
you just take showers earlier? I don't understand in that
fitches living room, I don't really think that she would
appreciate you doing that. Let her clean that up. This
woman has been here fifteen years, all night long. You're
gonna flush the toilet all night long, all night? Yeah,

(01:05:51):
I mean, give me a break. You're telling me you're
gonna evict us from our apartment because we flush the
toilet at past eight o'clock at night. Well, you have
to understand, you know what. We'll see. We'll see what
my lawyer has to say about that. Oh please, you
don't have a lawyer. You're twice old five. Sorry, you're
still a child. Yeah I know, I'm still a child,

(01:06:12):
a child a good lawyer. So well, we're gonna get
you guys out of this apartment today, especially now with
this attitude that you have. Oh my god. Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see what happens. Soaking all of our stuff out
of the apartment at the apartment, not taking us out
of apartment. I'm at the apartment right now, taking all

(01:06:32):
out of here. Joe I'm not listening. Hey, Hey, Joe,
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What do you have coming up? Danielle? We are going
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waiting for. Yes, nothing Kardashian because I'll get in trouble
for that one. And Adele, she was talking about Lizzo

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at her Las Vegas residency. I love how you talk
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I just started listening to you guys, and you guys
really do rock. I love you guys. I listen to
you every single morning. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Thanks again to Sebastian Maniscalco coming in. He has a

(01:09:07):
busy day ahead of him. He really does. By the way,
his U Netflix special out on Netflix, which makes sense
and I can't wait to watch tonight. I have a date.
I have a date with Sebastian man Scalco. So danielle Um.
Someone asked me to say thank you to you for

(01:09:29):
well on behalf of everyone in your house, your husband Sheldon,
your two handsome, young talented sons than your two cats.
Thank you for discovering that new tape that you use
over your mouth to stop your snoring. Yes, Sheldon is
much happier. It's terrible, we've been talking behind your back.
It's I was very hesitant to use this, so it

(01:09:53):
actually I mean, the thing is is what they love
about their big mouth mom is not only does she
put it over her lips when she sleeps so they
don't they don't hear her snoring, she actually puts it
on before she goes to bed, so they actually have
like an hour of quiet before. This is the problem.
And this happened last night, so before I was getting
ready for bed, and I'm like, let me put it

(01:10:14):
on now, you know, so I don't forget, you know whatever.
So I put it on, and then once it's on,
you can't talk enough. So I'm like, well if I
because if you peel it a little bit off, it
doesn't stick as well. And I don't want to waste
one time application, right, So the kids are asking me
questions then and I'm like and they're like, mom, where
did you put And now I think they're doing it

(01:10:35):
on purpose mess with me because they know I can't
really give an answer. Why are you playing in them
so early? Because I was ready for bed, so the
rest of the family was already for bed. The last
thing you do right before you turn the light was
I was going to say my prayers and then I
put that on. And I did that, and then right
away they need they have questions like this one, where

(01:10:56):
did you put my this? Or what's this? Guys? I
got this on my Now I can't talk you to
get a dry erase board? Wow, I take those things
when I go visit my friends and I know that
I'm gonna be sleeping at somebody else's house, I take
them with me because I snore like a train. Oh yeah.
And I'm like, okay, if I put these on, hopefully
it'll be better. And I can't believe it works. I
was like, how is this tape in my buthup? Love?

(01:11:18):
There's a time after you put them on and people
try to talk to you. Not yea, but you say
you can't say your prayers with them on. It's like
I sick my purse on my head, right was amen?

(01:11:40):
Do you say your prayers out loud or just to yourself? Well?
I usually say them out loud unless I put that
thing on my mouth, and then I say them to myself.
I know, but I think God can understand. He hears me,
He can hear you right through the what's it called?
You don't have to get that one. There's tons of them,
just look on Amazon tape. This stuff worth preemptively. Like
Lisa doesn't snow, but i'd love you know what, such

(01:12:02):
a jackass. It doesn't snore yet, and maybe she will snore,
and this will be preemptive. It'll keep her from you
should ever put her on in the morning, right all day?
What's it called? Sign? Oh God? We have another prayer
coming in. But they're wearing somnifix? Shall I translate for you?

(01:12:27):
I love it anyway, I'll behaving your family. Thank you,
You're very welcome. On. Please don't put those on here
in this room. No, you get paid by the word.
So Gandhi is noticing something going on with crypto billionaires.
They're mysteriously dying. We're now up to what four people
who have died? Yes, now how have they all died?
Go through the list. M One drowned and he drowned

(01:12:49):
after tweeting out a series of messages saying, hey, I
think the FBI and Mo sauder after me. There's a
pedophile ring all this different stuff. He was found in
the water. And one died in a helicopter crash. Another
one mysteriously died in his sleep. These guys are all
like in their thirties, forties, some in their twenties. It's crazy.
It's just mysterious deaths of all these crypto billionaires. And

(01:13:10):
they're all billionaires well by crypto. Yes, so you have
nothing to worry about. Scary you lost your ass in crypto.
You're going to live forever the toilet. You're safe. Yes,
it does make one wonder. Yes, how many things are
going on unexplained deaths or disappearances. Oh yeah, totally because

(01:13:35):
of stuff that movies are made up. Absolutely. I mean
I've been watching, you know, I love documentaries. Was watching
one about ways that the CIA actually offs people. One
of them was like they put LSD on a steering
wheel so that when you're driving, it absorbs through your
hand and then you get into a crazy car accident
because you're tripping. Oh my god, there are all these
ways for them to just take you out and people

(01:13:56):
have no idea. Then when you watch that movie Assassins, Wow,
I know Nate watched, you've seen argumentary believable. These girls
didn't even know they were assassins. I may I kind
of just spoiled everybody North Korean thing. Yeah, yes, yeah, okay,
unbelievable that this happened. Unbelievable and like the length of
the government went to to make sure that these women

(01:14:18):
had no idea what they were doing. It's just I mean, whoa,
I trust nothing, no one, all of you could be assassins.
I don't even know. Maybe we are. I believe it,
maybe we're not. You'll never know. Tell boom. So, I mean,
what do you have to do to achieve assassinated status? Yeah,
like if someone someone could be killed and someone could

(01:14:39):
be murdered, or if you're wealthy or popular or politician,
you're assassinated. Our assassinations only for political people. No, I'm
looking at it. I mean, I don't know, but I
think that to get yourself on the list to be assassinated,
you have to be a revolutionary and be rocking a

(01:15:00):
boat in some way somehow assassinated murder by sudden or
secret attack, often for political reasons. Hm hm awesome, but
not always. Well, give me an example who was assassinated
that was not a political person, don't Lennon there you go.
Oh yeah, somewhat political okay, but in a musicians kind

(01:15:20):
of okay, but assassinated because he had that stature. Yes, right,
it's the same as what's a mansion, right, Fee, there's
a square footage for mansion? Yeah, definitely according to real estate. Yeah,
it was an a state I live in in the state, Well, sorry,
you're about ten square feet short of the state. They

(01:15:40):
did a compound because that's the next one on pounds.
Pretty easy. Yeah, is a gate? A gate is a compound,
but a mansion is at least five thousand square feet.
I didn't know that a compound I had to have
a gate. I thought it was just like various buildings.
I thought it was more than one structure. I don't
know any of these things. This stuff beyond anything we're
ever gonna Realtors say eight thousand square feet to be

(01:16:04):
a manage. Oh gosh, Danielle, were that you were this close? Yeah?
As a castle, well, I think he castle is also
a period in which it's built. And let's know, you
can build a new building that's based on an old structure, right,
I don't have to have a pointy top on it
to be a castle. I don't know. God, Wow, nice

(01:16:24):
to have a moat or battlements, says battlements a requirement
for a castle. Oh really? So like holes for cannons? Yeah,
those are those are murder holes. You should know me.
I love that. We just kind of drive this thing
into a new lane. Let's go round the room. I'm

(01:16:45):
want to see what's on your mind today. We'll start
at the end of the beautiful, beautiful desk. We have
the one and only and very talented producer Sam. Producer
Sam has been married since last Friday or Friday before, right, Yeah,
week and a half. Yeah, how's it going so far?
It's going fine. The one weird thing that's happening so

(01:17:06):
far is people are like, doesn't feel different, and enough
people ask me that I feel like the itchers should
be us, but it's not. No, it should be whatever
you say it is. Yeah, it's the same, It's exactly
the same. Yeah, good, missus producer Sam. You know it
was weird though. Last night, in an attempt to be cute,
he goes missus Coppolino and I'm like, the mood is ruined.
Don't ever touched me again. I can't believe he just

(01:17:26):
called me that. That's my mother's name, and I'm call
him mister Coppolino. See how that rolls? Oh? Yeah, I'm
here for this. Yes on. What's on your mind today? You,
Elvis have gotten my brain stirring for a few hours
in these awesome memories, because this morning you were talking
about someone you met yesterday who was a jeweler and
she was just so happy with the experience she had
selling someone a nice piece, you know, right before you met.

(01:17:47):
And I was one in high school, and it was
so much fun going to work because I would come
home every day living off of someone else's high. So
many people would buy gifts for you know, maybe they
were getting engage or just something for a partner or
My favorites were actually like religious pieces, even though I'm
not religious. People had such a warmth about them when

(01:18:07):
they're like, oh, you know, it's for my niece's christening
or what. It's so beautiful. So it was just a
great reminder about how good you can feel off of
someone else's good. God, what a wonderful talent to have.
I loved that story for you Elvis this morning, and
I've been just thinking about it ever since. I miss
being a jeweler a little bit for that exact reason.
Oh you know what, it's great to be partners with

(01:18:28):
someone who just gets high off other people's getting gifts.
That means you'd never have to give him anything. Yeah.
I didn't get you anything for Christmas, but I heard
a story about someone who got a great gift. Oh yay,
live vicariously. Hey, Gandhi, what's up all right? I don't
know if you guys are like me. But sometimes I
think I know everything about my boyfriend. We've been dating

(01:18:49):
for like three and a half years. I do not
know everything about him. One he lied to me about
showing up for the surprise party, which I didn't think
he'd be able to do. But two I found out
that he is all in when it comes to Britney Spears.
I had no idea. Really really, Yes, I don't even
follow Britney Spears online, but we were talking about how
lately her accountant has been a little suspect and he

(01:19:11):
knew everything. He said, Nope, it's not her anymore. Somebody's
taken it over. On this date she posted this, he
busted out. He follows her online and knows everything that's
going on Britney. That's so cool. Yeah, he is all
I mean. I mean, how are you now that you've
discovered this about your boyfriend? I wonder about a lot
of things. I just had no idea. And he knows
some music. He's like all about it. It's a secret

(01:19:32):
little little passion has never thought that. I wouldn't have either,
mind blown And how much more do you have to
discover about him? I wonder that's all I can think
about what else don't I know? Well, you don't know.
That's the whole point. You don't know yet. So you
don't know. You don't know what. You don't know what
you don't know. Hey, Froggy, what's on your mind to day?
What are you thinking about? You know? So the Christmas
season brings up where you see people aren't always prepared

(01:19:53):
for things. Yesterday I saw something I've never seen before.
I guess the family had gone to go get there
Christmas tree and they put on the roof of the
car but tied it with the point of the Christmas
tree forward. So they start driving on the trees opening
up like oh my god, the car take flight. No,
it basically destroyed the tree. And I'm like, really, I'm like,

(01:20:15):
you don't know to put the trunk first, like the
I don't know if the person at the Christmas tree play.
I don't know who tied it on. I don't know
who did it, but I've never seen anything like that
in my life. This tree. I can't imagine what this
tree looked like. Why no, but it's just been all
the limbs down. That means just put it in the
living room upside down. Here fine, same shape. You find
a tree on the car trunk first, not point, it's

(01:20:37):
not aerodynamic. You want the wind to blow the tree
closed as you're driving. Keep in mind it's sometimes difficult
to get that sap off the roof of your car
as well. Something to consider. Hey, yeah, straightenate what's going on? Hey,
I have a personal play huge fan of Saunders hot fudge.
If you know it, it's fantastic. It's the regional thing.
It's from Detroit. I've had it my entire life since

(01:20:57):
I was a kid growing up. Apparently their production production
facility is shutting down because they need to find a
new place to make the hot fudge. So you can't
find it anywhere. It's going for a thousand dollars for
a pound of hot fudge. If you have it, I
will gladly pay you for it. Not a thousand thousand dollars.

(01:21:17):
Not a thousand dollars. You can't find it anywhere. It's
not the holidays without Saunders hot Fudge. I bet my
boyfriend could get it for you if he can listen.
I will do a lot of things for that hot fudge.
I'm talking about a lot of that sounds dirty, very dirty.
Very dirty, all right, Saunders hot fudge? Yes, apb out
all right? Scary? What's up? Well, maybe I'm self conscious,

(01:21:38):
but I've retired articles of clothing before due to overexposure
on social media. So like, if I wear a sweater
or a shirt too much, or if it's seen too
much on social I shut it down and it goes
to the back of my closet. Now, I would happen
to be wearing a shirt today that I haven't worn
in like eight or nine years, because I used to
wear it back then, so I feel like it's safe
to bring it out again. Am I crazy for doing this? Yes?

(01:22:00):
I the only one who were like puts clothing aside. No,
it doesn't wear it again. I'm sure you're not. But no,
But those people who do the same thing get to
know them and their personalities and see what you think
about it. So it's a character flaw. I didn't say
it's a flaw. Did I say the word? No? You
did not try to get to the bottom of what's
wrong with me. I don't know. I don't know. Well,
I don't know. There's so many things you could put

(01:22:22):
emphasis on other than that could be better for you.
I don't know. I'm just saying people will be like, oh,
I saw that in your Instagram picture. I actually love
the opposite. I love when I see celebrities wearing the
same things because I'm like, that is actually how people roll.
It's nuts. Not glad you brought it up, Gandhi, I
have a question after Danielle gives us or her around
the road. Oh all right, okay about wearing the same
thing over and over and over and it will make

(01:22:43):
people like scary, like sweat to death. That'll be so
nervous for me. Yes, Danielle, what's on your mind? So?
I have wanted to eat my hands recently because of
all the damn bath and body walks hand sanitizers that
smells so good, So I like to get them for
the different seasons so that when I have now is
gingerbread bakery and oh my gosh, it smells like you're

(01:23:05):
really in a bakery and you've got those gingerbread cookies,
and I want to eat my hands and I know
I cannot and I'm not supposed to eat the hand sanitizer,
but it's so delicious. So yeah, if you you know
you get tired of hand sanitizer If you want something
that smells good, go to Bath and body Works. They
are not a sponsor. I wish they would be, but yeah,
they have got some good stuff there. They should have

(01:23:25):
a scent like gasoline. I love that. I eat my hands,
our pool float, new book. Okay, here's my thought. I
have a jacket and I think if it fits I'm
wearing to our ZE one hundred jingle Ball concert this
Friday night at Magion Square Garden. I'm thinking about wearing

(01:23:46):
that same jacket in Miami at Y one hundred Gingleball
and in Philly at Q two is singaballs do it?
It would be it's it's it's my uniform. Why not?
Well not? Well, think about it. When an artist takes
the stage and they do they do was set. A
lot of times they have costumes that they if they're
going on tour, it's the same costume. They just you know,

(01:24:06):
what's the difference, Just that's your costume. I'm thinking about
doing the same thing. Let's do it together. I'm doing
it well, you know. Look, you know and these private
school kids go to school every day wearing the same uniforms.
And this is my lucky this is my twenty twenty
two jingle ball jacket. There you go. If it looks
good rocket, why not? I mean, yes? What? Then My

(01:24:29):
palms were starting to get sweaty. But then I realized
this is three different cities, so it's a different audience,
So the same cameras, but the camera believe me, my
picture will be taking a lot. Oh yeah, you're right,
Oh my god, So why not? Look what are they
gonna say? Oh my god, who wore that same jacket?
I know, but I'm ahead of it because I'm announcing
it before it happens. Absolutely, And when I mean someone,

(01:24:52):
I go, oh my god. And when I saw you
Friday in New York, I was wearing this jacket. Did
you notice? Because it's my uniform? Hell yeah, do it
a random? I just saved myself so much turmoil over
trying to find an outfit for these three different concerts,
because other than the night, they don't care. People don't
care what we're wearing. They want to they want to
see whoever's on stage performing, and whoever does care, come on,

(01:25:13):
get a life. I've had people comment that I wear
the same shoes all the time. Yeah I do. They're comfortable. Ryan,
did you're still scary to get a life because he cares. Yes,
scary to life, all right, scary. I just sus Sebastian
mat of Scalco do the same thing. The jacket on
is the one I always see him on stage with.
Now that you maybe it's his favorite. It looks good
and it's totally fine. And at the end of the day,

(01:25:33):
who cares other than people who really need other things
to care about? Am I right? Who's all right? I
hope it fits? Oh God, my uniform. I'm gonna have
the same jacket on in New York and Philly and Miami. Okay,
I love this for I'm gonna change the pants. I

(01:25:55):
like that this this text. Do it. Let's normalize the
fact it's okay to reuse clothe. It is. Dear God,
you should absolutely bad for the environment, not too. Come on,
I'm not Lizzie McGuire. I can repeat my outfit. Let's
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi, Oh, Gandhi.

(01:26:15):
Today is the day Georgia voters are heading to the
polls for the state's US Senate runoff election between Democratic
Senator Raphael Warnock and Republican challenger Herschel Walker, while Democrats
narrowly secured control of the Senate. In the new Congress,
the stakes are high as Democrats look to gain a
fifty one seat majority. A number of recent polls have
shown a tight race, with Warnock narrowly leading Walker. Health

(01:26:38):
officials are encouraging Americans to wear masks again to reduce
the spread of respiratory illnesses. CDC Director Rochelle Willinski said
wearing a mask is one of several everyday precautions we
can all take to reduce our chances of catching or
spreading a virus during the winter. She also encouraged everybody
to get their flu shot and COVID nineteen booster. The
recommendation comes as hospitals around the country are filling up

(01:27:00):
with patients who have flu, COVID and RSB and finally,
this could be good or it could be terrible. Authorities
in Europe have cleared airlines to provide five G technology
on board flights, meaning that by next summer you'll be
able to use your cell phone to make phone calls
within the European Union. Yeah I'm with you on the

(01:27:21):
You'll also be able to use five G for text
in streaming video. That's all good. This is a big change.
You can't make or receive calls on flights right now.
We know that it's unclear whether it might when it
would happen in the US or other parts of the world.
It seems like it should be possible, but one official
noted that there's a much, much less of a prospect
of interference in Europe, where they have a different set
of frequencies for five G and they have lower power

(01:27:42):
settings than the US. All I can think about is
everyone on that plane talking on their phones at the
same time. Oh my gosh, no, no, I don't. I
don't want that. It's the only place we can go
to get away from that, exactly. I can tell you
if you use Wi Fi calling on your phone, which
I do. Yeah, if you're on Wi Fi on planes,
everyone in while your phone will ring really absolutely yeah
yeah right frong, I mean the phone will where you're like,

(01:28:02):
oh please, absolutely will I will not pick it up,
so nope, nope, uh oh, look, Jennifer's here on my side. Jennifer,
you agree it's okay to wear the same uniform or
outfit all season. Hello, good morning everyone, Well, good morning.
Do you talk about it? Yes? Oh, my gosh, please
normalize this. I feel like there's so many times where

(01:28:25):
especially like ladies, feel the pressure to have to sign
different outfits for all these holiday events and even events
in general. Like it's okay to repeat your clothes. I
repeat them at work? Yeah, seriously, I mean, you know,
it must be Tuesday. I'm wearing a black T shirt.
Actually today's gray. That's a different I'm out on a limb.

(01:28:48):
Did you know what, Jennifer? I noticed at home? I
have maybe forty or fifty black T shirts. Me too,
my my, Yeah, I'm a teacher and my typical outfit
is black and gray. So that's why rock there you
have there? You haven't wait wait wait wait, back up,
back up, back up. You're a teacher. I'm a teacher.
I'm actually dragging to work right now. What do you
have for our friend, Jennifer? Straight No? Oh, well, you

(01:29:11):
know what, Danielle is such a huge fan and they're
a huge fan of us two hundred and fifty dollars
cash gift card thanks to crepe a race back up
a two hundred and fifty dollars cash gift car. Yes, sir,
two hundred and fifty dollars. You spend it anyway you
want there, Jennifer, Oh my gosh, I'm about to cry.
I'm getting married in July, so this is going towards
our wedding. Two fifty should cover the whole thing. Wow,

(01:29:38):
dreams do come true. Yes, if this is a big
deal though wedding, you are high right now. She wants
something you get. No, No, that's good. That's good. Two
hundred fifty dollars. Thanks to crape your Race on the way.
Hold on, say Jennifer, and thank you for listening. Because
of you, I'm wearing the same jacket to three different
Thank you guys. How a great day. I love you,
Thank you, hold on, hold on. I'm a weird to sleep.

(01:29:59):
I mean it may be my new new sleep. What
do they call those high pajamas? What are they used
back at the old days? Sleep? Sleep my sleeping gown.
I will anyway you went a nightgown, I'm gonna wear
on sleeping gown on stage at Madison Square Garden. Thank

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dan in the Morning Show. People love to be complimented.

(01:31:03):
I was reading about this this morning. I know Gandhi
was reading about it as well. And giving a compliment.
You shouldn't just say hey, you look good today and
walk away, Okay, I should stop da go Danielle. And
rather than saying you look good today, I should point
out exactly what it is. It's like really great, like gosh,
you know, there's something about the way you do your hair.
You make it look so fantastic and I love that

(01:31:25):
shade on you. Oh that's very nice thing. And then
don't walk away, Yeah, stay with them. It's not like
you dropped by far. It out a compliment run for
your life? Right? Is that what you got out of
this article? Too? Totally? I mean, if you make it
very specific and you use their name, people feel more
loved by it. And if you want to compliment somebody,
you want them to feel it. So why not go
all the way exactly like straight? Nate? Oh, let's hear this.

(01:31:50):
I'm waiting. Yeah, I'll get back to you. Love yourself, Nate.
It's so refreshing, merely as narcissistic as I normally am lately,
which is a narcissistic thing to say, don't thinking about
it anyway? Go ahead, what never mind? I'm done? And
then passive aggressiveness. What I haven't done anything right all

(01:32:14):
day today? Aggression? I give up? Oh success, you know
you love me? Yeah? What are you eating? I'm having
my yogurt speaking to the microphone Icelandic provisions. Were you
tricked with coconut again? No? I wasn't. I learned that

(01:32:35):
lesson Almost as bad as a race. Again. I've always
loved the taste of coconut, but not that gritty thing.
I'm now getting into the gritty thing, are you. Yeah,
I'm getting older, I'm eating things that I'm changing my
taste budget. There's something black liquorice next. No, my god.
My son asked me yesterday, Ma, who eats black licorice?
And I said, Grandpa's I don't like it, But you

(01:32:58):
gotta keep in mind licorice taste differently to you than
it is to me. Yeah, we're all just wired differently.
That's why cilantro ball. So you love cilantro, and most
of my friends love cilantro. I just don't like it.
But if you grind it up after drawing it out
and turn it into coriander, it's a different thing. I
don't know why. It's the fresh cilantro I don't like. Yeah,

(01:33:19):
what scary? So where do you cross the line from
having high self esteem and being very secure with yourself
to pure narcissism? Like, where's the line? What year did
that happen to you? Nay, but yet to happen if
nobody is, it's something that happens or something that you
ask that question again, let's tackle that. Okay, So you
know there's everyone has You want to have high self

(01:33:41):
esteem and you want to be very secure with yourself,
so you may do or act in ways that compliment
that attitude. However, there comes a line, I guess where
you cross over to the dark side, where you become
just a narcissistic a whole. And so what are the
things that you must do? Like, is there is there
like an event that happens or in a moment. I
don't know if you take it away stroke Perhaps I

(01:34:03):
googled it stroke for everything you can, but you do,
you googled it? What'd you find? All? Right? It said?
People with healthy self esteem believe that they are worthy
and competent. They strive for intimate, meaningful connections with others.
They don't necessarily see themselves as superior. In contrast, narcissists
think they are superior to others. They do not view

(01:34:23):
themselves as worthy, so it's more of a front, and
they also don't care about other people's feelings or their
connections with that person. Some people get it confused. They
think you're a narcissist because you like yourself, which is
so far from reality. Right. It's when you love yourself
so much to the point where you're untouchable by those

(01:34:43):
around you. I guess that's your science is yeah, But
oftentimes superiors there too, superior When you think that you're
better than everybody else, no matter what. Totally people I
think cover insecurity by making other people feel badly about themselves.
And that's also a big part of narcissism. It's funny.

(01:35:03):
Who it's funny to make people feel like crap? Why
did you become a sociopath? Well there's that, Okay, you
must agree. Even though I do crap all over you
here on the air, do I do that off the air?
How do I answer that question? Now? Don't know? And
partly what we do here is also a performance, right exactly?

(01:35:26):
So how are you different here than you are at ten?
No one, I'm not listen. I know we joke that
I love myself. I do love myself. I don't love
myself as much as I say I do. Between the
hours of six and ten, I'm a very humbled person.
And the after ten you become less of a victim. Yeah,
I guess, so yeah, yeah, am I right? Am? All right? Yeah? Yeah?

(01:35:49):
He is fun at lunch. I'm an entertaining guy's a
good time, gets wasted. He's fun. No, no, no, no,
I don't want to be around wasted. Native just don't
like that because you have to take care of me
then exactly, we have to look out for you and
I don't want to be a parent. Yeah, I don't. Um,

(01:36:09):
how are you different after ten am, Danielle, I don't
think you are, no, but I think I go into
a more of a mommy mode after ten am, like
you know, very taking care of things, right, taking control.
Let's go, gotta get this done. Let's go about you, Gandhi. Oh,
I think I'm mostly the same, but I'm more reckless
when I'm not in the studio. How's that? Um? I
party more, I say crazier things. I have a lot

(01:36:32):
of fun with my friends. I just you know, it's
like the bars all all of the sensors are off.
I don't have to worry about the FCC. Do what
I want. That is true, It's great. Yeah, we all
curse more after the MIC's go back to Ghandhi for
a second. You do take more chances in your dialogue
after ten am. Absolutely, and you hear the chances she
takes the fortunay, yeah, right, absolutely, especially when I walk

(01:36:56):
into that other studio all it gets crazy and scary.
Just rout me note and I could not disagree more.
He says, I'm the same all day and all night. No,
you're not really. Oh really, if a microphone is on,
you turn into a machine, a machine, a promotion machine. Yes,
you do chain when microphones are on. But no it's entertained.

(01:37:20):
Missed it? No, you missed it? Amotional machine. Yeah, you
turn you turn into a name dropping like I want
to did your name drop? Machine drop? He'll be to
go to Carbone today. Oh, here we go, here we go,
Here we go, here we go. It's so funny. Anyway,

(01:37:40):
moving on, this is a very narcissistic conversation. It's all
about us. You meet us. Then, um A quick note
about Scary. After the show yesterday, I took him to
a grocery store where he had never been before. I
tell him about it all the time. It's very close
to where I live. I love it. He didn't believe me.
He came in for us a quick second. I got

(01:38:01):
a glimpse of how happy parents are when they take
a kid to a toy store. Because Scary in a
new grocery store, he was just oh, look at that.
Look at that. I'm like, God, look at that. It
was so cute, easily easily entertained. All that doesn't take much.
So let's talk about it. You know, it seems like
every day we talked about the shows where benging shows
we're watching, And so Danielle said, you gotta watch Bad Sisters, Yes,

(01:38:24):
and so I started, I'm like, okay, So I'm I
have episode three tonight after I watched Sebasti Maniscalco. I
love great writing in great character development, and this show
is all that. See, my husband will not watch a
show if it doesn't grab him in the first like
ten minutes, right, if the writing is not good for

(01:38:44):
what he goes, Yeah, this is gonna be a waste
of time. That show. As soon as he put it on,
he was like, this is gonna be good. Wow. And
I was proud because I actually found this one. Usually
he finds the great stuff. I found this one. It's
a great show. It's so good, and you're right, And
shame on us for not into something later on. Why
don't we give it more chance? Give it more time? Time.

(01:39:05):
I don't have time to give it more chance. There's
too many things to watch. What I'm saying about us,
I don't know exactly as shouldn't Rather than letting it organically,
you know, seep into our hearts and like, but see,
I want to I'm gonna see this thing through to
the end. On the other side, I'm having conversations with
Nate about what's the show you're dying for me to watch?
And okay, oh my mother loves Outlander? Okay, so wait,

(01:39:28):
so Outlander was how many seasons? It's I think? Okay,
So Nate says, Elvis, You've got to watch Outlander. It's
some of the best TV I've ever seen him on life.
But then later on, like around the fourth or fifth season,
it falls off and becomes uninteresting. Well, my question is, well,
why do I want to start it if I can't
enjoy it all? Like, the first two seasons were some

(01:39:49):
of the best TV I know, But the whole point
is getting from the beginning to the end. I don't
want to go to the end if it stop after
two seasons. But what's the point? Does anyone understand what
I'm saying? No, yeah, I can see it. I mean
The Office was amazing, the best show ever written until
Michael Scott left and then it really took a turn.
But it was fascinating to see the evolution of the show. True, yeah,

(01:40:10):
but you didn't use the words. I became uninterested after
Michael Scott or whatever. I'm bad, bad after him. See now,
I will not watch it. I'm not gonna watch The Office.
I don't want to watch it unless I have a
triumph fund ending. What does that say? You have to
have a triumphant ending. That's not life. But that's just suck.

(01:40:30):
I don't watch TV for life. I watch TV for
a triumphant hit. Okay, I don't want I don't want
TV to be like a disappointing, fizzled out end of
life experience. I don't do Outlander then I don't know
anything about it exactly that there's a lot of sex
in Atlant's man man lusting. After many hid her eyes,
she says she can't handle it. Wow. Yeah, so yeah,

(01:40:51):
this morning we have the Outlander argument all the time.
He's like, you don't understand. It's like guys are like
pounding guys, and I'm like, I don't. I can watch
that on my own. ExHAM I don't. I don't. I'm
gonna see I'm gonna see more X Hamster than I am.
Why let him a porn site X Hamster? That just
sounds really freaky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, So he gets

(01:41:18):
mad that I don't want to watch Outland. It's okay,
so well, okay. It describes on what we expect to
be satisfied with from programming on TV. I need a beginning,
a middle, and an end, and I want the end
to be just wow, it was worth every second. See,
That's how I felt about what was that one where

(01:41:39):
they was it where they all want an airplane and
the airplane disappear. So the first couple of seasons a
Manifest are fantastic and then everyone's like yeah, and then
it just sucks. Just don't even bother Mike, Well, what well,
Mi am I gonna start if I can't even stop? Well?
Daniel the opposite of that, and Seinfeldt actually discusses this
in his last concert last week. He's like, what's the

(01:42:01):
deal with people who suggets shows and tell you you
need to suffer for the first three seasons before it
gets called. Now, if I know it's going to have
a slow start but a fantastic ending, I get it.
That's the evolution of the story, revolution of the production.
I get that. I understand what's up. You need to

(01:42:22):
end with a bank thank you. It can start slow,
but it has to end with a bank. That's how
the videos on Next Hamster do it. You're right, there's
the money shot. Everything should be modeled off of X
Hampster exactly. Let's get into sound go. What do you
have there? Gary? All right, let's start with the second
trailer from the Harry and Meghan documentary that's dropping on Netflix.

(01:42:43):
I can't wait end us. Here we go, the pain
and the suffering of women marrying into this institution, this
eating frenzy. I realized they're never going to protect you.
I was terrified. I didn't want to hisster to repeat itself.
No one knows the full truth. We know the full truth.
I can't wait. What is the full truth? We'll find

(01:43:04):
out beginning the night after tomorrow, which would be Thursday.
All right, let's let's talk about the world's all. This
penpal celebrating their hundredth birthdays together in zoom. So they've
been pen pals for eighty four years, and one lives
in London, one lives in Texas, and this is them
talking for the first time over zoom. It's nice to
hear your voice. Yes, you look very well that you've

(01:43:26):
still got get outful walks well, so long as it's
the seat near barrow, I can PLoP keep the emails fluing.
So they've been penpaling for eighty four years. Isn't that
a sweet story? It's nice all right. Let's move on
to this from TikTok. So do you know the origin

(01:43:47):
pulling out all the stops? Where it comes from? We
would like to know. Yes, let's let's learn. You would
have heard of the phrase put out the stops or
putting out all the stops. If you are not an organist,
you might not have realized that that phrase does in
fact come from the pipe organ, because we put out
stops to make the organ go louder. If we put
out basically alder stops, it does that, although we can't

(01:44:11):
actually pull them all out because if we did, it
wouldn't sound particularly pleasant. It would sound something like this,
So we put out most of the stops instead. Every
home needs a pipe organ. Yeah, I have spoken. I
didn't know that that's where it came from organs. I
just thought it was the same. Yeah, but a pipe
organ is a whole different beast. God, it takes up

(01:44:35):
a cathedral, all right. And then finally from that's my
jam last Night on NBC Jimmy Fallon Show from SNL,
Melissa Villa Sannore. She did her impression of Miley Cyrus.
It comes in second to Gandhi's of course. Wait hold on,
but that's it. There's a twist, yes, doing Bruno Mars
uptown funk. Yes, here we go. Here's Miley Cyrus doing

(01:44:58):
Bruno Mars by Melissa. I don't know how to say
her last name or what. Okay this high school, but
girls have good girls read that's solid while deliver it
up for the city that chat song with Sailor. I

(01:45:19):
gotta kiss us up so prettiveley. I'm actually a pretty
good job, but I still think I do better job.
You're a good American. Thank you so much. All this
talking Elistan in the Morning Show. So many people have

(01:45:41):
hit us up in our Instagram dms. What is the
name of that game that you guys are always playing
that you're always talking about. I have to get it.
It is called Mantis and you are gonna love it.
It's a card game. So many people are playing it.
If you loved Exploding Kittens, you are gonna love this.
And it's great for so many reasons. It's good for
people of all ages, kids even as you is seven.
Love it super easy to learn. We learned how to

(01:46:03):
play in what like ten minutes. Yeah, it's fast. You
can play with two to six people. It takes about
ten minutes to play around and there are only two roles.
You can steal and you can score, so simple. Put
your phone down. We don't need these phones all the
time in our faces. Spend some family time, spend some
friend time and play Mantis. You can bring Mantis to
a party instead of wine. I like to bring Mantis

(01:46:24):
to any type of game night that I go to
because it's super fun and like Danielle said, it gets
everybody to pay attention to put their phones down. It's great.
Go to Target right now you can get the Mantis
board game. Look for the pink box with the colorful
Mantis shrimp on it. It's exclusively at Target. Duran in
the morning show. So exciting this time of year. So

(01:46:44):
what's going on? I mean, we you know, we have
the jingle Ball concerts New York, Philadelphia that we end
the entire jingle Ball tour in Miami with y one hundreds,
So excited. And also parties, concerts, shows and we're gonna
go see that show next Friday, but we can't talk
about it. Oh yeah, because we don't want people to
buy tickets exactly. Yes, but I'm excited. I bought my tickets.

(01:47:08):
I don't think it's awful at all. I'll tell you what,
if it sells out before Friday, we can talk about it. Okay,
that's fine. Okay, you could sell it out right now.
But okay, you know, I'm sure every city has these things,
but here in New York City, we have a lot
of bars and shows and events that are just centered
around Christmas in the holiday. Yeah yeah, and drinking, oh yeah, cocktails.

(01:47:31):
Yeah yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, make sure we get you
a car for next Friday. Oh yeah, well, we'll make
sure we in Yeah, hotel in the city. You get
a hotel in the bow. I got to get a
babysitter that well, and not really, I mean they're older,
not two babies. I just tell my mom just in
case they need you. Mom. Yeah, So Friday night, next Friday,
let's let's have some Is it wastle? Is that how

(01:47:51):
you say it? What is the what is it? Is
it watling? Isn't it wostle? You don't you drink wastling?
I don't know. I don't even know the word. You
guys are going or to help? Is it drink wostle?
Look it up? What'd it say? Hang on? You're talking
about the watt like washstling? We go? But isn't it drinking?
But everything's drinking if you think about it, Well, maybe

(01:48:12):
watling is singing. Yeah, it's drink plentiful amounts of alcohol. Wostling? Yes,
but you know what do it? Year round? Year round? Watling? Wasling?
Is it great? I came up with that word today?
I mean, I didn't invent it. It's been around for centuries.
This is my thing I learned today. Told you every
day I try to write down one thing that made
me laugh. One thing I learned today. I learned about wasstling.
It's in the song? Which song is it in? He

(01:48:34):
become Alingel Christmas? What? Something? I don't know? Not happy
happy new? Yeah, I don't know. I'm talking about wastling.
Does it matter? Does it? We'll find out. Um, are
you guys still wordling? Oh? It's called the way, it's

(01:48:55):
the wostle song? Asked for it? My name? Are you
guys still wordling? Yes, I never started whirdling hurtle and
hurtle hurdle got a little impossible. Yeah, yeah, hurdles the
music right, the song where you have to guess it
in one second. Yeah, we'll wake up in the morning.
And Alex is like frustrate. I said what He's like,
what is this word? And I'm like, okay, I'll help,

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And of course I make it worse. Wordling. It's tricky
when they repeat a letter. That's where it always well,
this is difficult. Several days ago they repeated a letter.
What was it utmost or something? No, that's too many letters. Yeah,
it was something. What was the word like three days ago? Go?
Hang on, what was it? I gotta go back. Hurry Rex, relax.

(01:49:44):
Never in the history of the world has that worked
to make somebody really high? It does her? Don't tell
me to relax, As Rip says to beth On Yellowstone,
Can we turn the crazy down just a little bit?
Use that one on me? Did try? That? Crazy gonna work?
Don't you have? Don't they keep the words in finding it?
It's a question do they keep the words somewhere good?

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How belliterate is he right now? Hang on? He's frustrated
Nate's panties are bunched to tell you what you know,
bunched wad. Let's get into the Danielle report. Find it.
I think it was Saturday morning or Sunday morning, one
of the others. I woken. No, No, Danielle. Let's gorso yes, Torso.

(01:50:29):
They had two o's in it and through the whole world.
Kind of weird that. I'm I'm going to go over
the different stories since Wait, there's Jim Curry. Jim, what's
going on? Wait? Jim, I thought you were went to
the New Building already. What happened? They forgot to tell him?
Is it your birthday? Oh? Friday, Fridays birthday? Hi, Jim,

(01:50:49):
Jim curR? J Yeah, Well, Danielle, you have to do
your report. What's that in the what's in the bag?
You'll go talk to Jim. Jim Kerr one of the
first to pioneer the new building. All right, daniel all right.
So Prince Harry dressed up as Spider Man to send
video messages to kids who have lost a parent in

(01:51:11):
the British Armed Forces. He did this for charity. It's
called Scottie's Little Soldiers. They were having a Christmas party
and the theme was Heroes and Villains, and so he
dressed up like Spider Man. He did an interactive activity
with the kids where they had to go out and
find like stop the villains from destroying the Christmas party.
It was so cute and he really got into the costumes.
I thought that was cute. Speaking of Prince Harry and

(01:51:34):
Megan markl the Netflix documentary coming out December eighth, Part
one and December fifteenth, Part two, and a lot of
people are saying, Poop's gonna hit the fan when that
comes out, and we will see. Adele was on have
you ever seen pop hitting a fan? Now? And I
don't really want to. Imagination doesn't imagine what it sounds like. Yeah,
Adele was on stage in Vegas doing her residency and

(01:51:56):
she said she met Lizzo at a house party before
Lizzo was even signed. She said, Hey, I'm a singer,
and so a Dell said to her, oh that's great, Well,
I'm having a karaokee party. Why don't you stop by.
She didn't stop by, but ever since then they've become friends.
They have these really cool emotional conversations. They have girly conversations,
so they have become friends. I think that's so cool.
The weekend is involved with the new Avatar movie Avatar.

(01:52:18):
The Way of Water looks like it's gonna be on
the soundtrack that He shared a clip of his song
and the Avatar logo in the background with the date
twelve sixteen, twenty twenty, I mean twenty two, so I
guess that's when it's coming out. KSI from YouTube, who
in my house is like a god. He is supposed
to be boxing Jake Paul, but he's having issues because

(01:52:39):
apparently Jake Paul is being a diva and really wants
a lot shock right this fight, and KSI is like, really,
who the hell do you think you are? So we'll
see if that fight happens. By the way, KSI is
good friends with good friends with Logan Paul, who we
put out his drink Prime with, which is also very
big in my house, thank you very much. And you
efter owned a Lakers championship from the ninety nine two

(01:53:01):
thousand season. It is on the auction block right now.
You can get your hands on that if you are interested.
Some people might be interested. And even though they have
taken those two people off GMA three that we're having
the relationship Amy and TJ. Apparently ratings went up after
everybody found out. Of course people were interested in seeing

(01:53:23):
what it's going to happen, but they have been taken
off the air, so we'll see what happens if they
get put back on there. Let's see. We're watching Netflix,
Sebasha manascalco is it me? That's really what we want
to watch tonight and the People's Choice Awards And that's
my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. Wow Holvis Terran in
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