FULL SHOW: The Day Everything Fell Apart at Once

We’re leaking camera rolls, breaking beds, missing exits, and blaming snoring spouses—and that’s just the start. Gandhi reignites her “It’s You, It’s Them” saga, Skeery destroys furniture, and we dive into baby nicknames, rage-throwing, creepy wall fingerprints, and the world’s most unhinged Christmas Song Game. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Is that common?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
We meed, Elvis Duran?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Is that a sausage in your pants?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Of the nationally syndicated radio show Elvis Duran and the
Morning Short.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
I have different, rubby guy. You guys are fabulous. I
listen to you guys an hour.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Doing from work every day.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Well well, well, well, well, welcome you to today. Welcome
to waffo. Did you know that that will be my
next career.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Whiting people.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hello, Darmond Coop on interam sheet. Welcome to waffle house.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
How y'all doing? I gotta get you some water?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
N yes?

Speaker 7 (00:53):
Yeah, here, thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (00:54):
Then look at your menu? What would you like this morning?
Scotti b What would you like for breakfast here at
the waffle house?

Speaker 9 (01:02):
I would like a chocolate chip waffle please, and I
would like an order of hash brown scattered capped.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well scattered? And what well capped?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Is that mushrooms? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Uh scary? Welcome to waffle house, hunt Oh yes, I
would like an order too much?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now you have enough?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, thank you?

Speaker 10 (01:20):
I want a Toddlehouse omelet and a side of the
hash browns scattered, smothered and covered.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh okay, scattered smothered, that's cheese and covered. And may
I put an order in and sit down with you and.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Have it my own.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I would like I would like hash browns smothered, chunk
and peppered with jalapinios. What about you, Gotti?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
What would you like? Heret wa?

Speaker 11 (01:44):
I want some biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, biscuits and gravy, my peat, Paul's favorite breakfast.

Speaker 12 (01:50):
And I want those hash browns the same way you got.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Them, chunked, covered in cheese too. Yes, it's good old American. Yes, please, Danielle,
what would you like?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm gonna start with a pecan waffle please, because that
looks delicious.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
It is pecan.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Sorry, And then I'd like the sausage, eggs and cheese
hash brown bowl please.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh, cut a whole boat.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You're gonna fart all that groove, little boy.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're so cute.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
What's your name you?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm Nate, Nate? What do you want here at the Wolf?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Han?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:18):
I want pork chops, eggs over easy, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I want a side of sausage, side of bacon, but
no hash browns.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm gonna die, Okay, all right, all right, you must
be on that with GOV. How about you, sugar? What's
your name?

Speaker 13 (02:31):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (02:31):
I'm Sam saying what would you like here at Walham?

Speaker 14 (02:34):
Can I please have the peanut butter chip waffles and
the biscuits, but no sausage gravy?

Speaker 7 (02:39):
I forgot the biscuits. Can I have an ado?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay? Do you want her gravy hunt because it comes
for free here?

Speaker 15 (02:44):
Please?

Speaker 12 (02:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Hello, little boy, you look like you're from Jacksonville. That's
that's where my mamm all's from. What would you like
here at the waffle hands?

Speaker 16 (02:52):
I'd like an all star special if I could please
get my eggs extra well done and scrambled and the
chocolate chip waffle please.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
That sounds so oh good? Now they want my bacon
extra christy. You got it? We also add the table
for the table Okay, okay, they're chips. Keep in mind
we do have a real here waffle house.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
We have the chairs connected to the floor so there
will be no fighting, right all right, breakfast on the way.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Can I get you guys anything else you got?

Speaker 17 (03:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Here?

Speaker 8 (03:25):
My boys, the Jonas brothers here to say about mone.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
We never knew how to pa.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
We always knew something.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Mister something got said, fun night.

Speaker 18 (03:56):
Gone.

Speaker 19 (03:56):
Don't get stressed. It's gonna get.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
A conversation.

Speaker 20 (04:01):
That doubles had a strong father.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
And oh that's why some nights we try.

Speaker 18 (04:09):
To set each other.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
But I never know how to bake.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
We always know how to back.

Speaker 21 (04:21):
Cop marries to get.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Something mestment something casses night.

Speaker 19 (04:34):
Non orchestrass is being.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
All the conversations.

Speaker 20 (04:39):
Auble hair, strong father, shove up.

Speaker 11 (04:45):
Oh that's by Some nights we try to hear each other.

Speaker 20 (04:49):
It's always.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Conversationis love love, that's all furs.

Speaker 20 (05:16):
It's not the traffic. Oh my god, what do you love?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
To be at the waffle house right now? Thank you
Jonas Brothers. Well, welcome today our friend h Shannon in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Hey, Shannon,
is this thing working?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hello? There you are?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh there you are high Shannon?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Can you hear me? You know I just counted.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
You have three waffle houses in Faete film.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Did you know that?

Speaker 17 (06:02):
Yeah, they're they're everywhere, and we have about eighty dollars general, John,
my god, I love.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
A donter in general generally. Yeah, that's hot, that's shopping
and eating. That's a whole day. Of shopping and eating
with the girls. Hey, so Shannon loves listening to our
show on the way to work. Everyone knows to call
interrupt that people know not to call her and interrupt
her time with us. So, Shannon, heaven forbid anyone get
in the way between.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You and us.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
You know that's right?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I know I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:31):
Hey, so what do you what do you do in Shannon?
What do you have a fun life? Are you loving
your career? You loving your family? Or are you hating
them all?

Speaker 22 (06:38):
What?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (06:39):
Absolutely?

Speaker 23 (06:41):
I I work for a big hospital here in say.

Speaker 24 (06:45):
Deal, Washington Regional, right, and.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I'm the ag and coordinator.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
And my family's great.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
I've been married for twenty seven years.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Wow.

Speaker 25 (06:55):
And I have two sons, one that just turned twenty six,
one that'll turn twenty two next month.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
And I have grandchildren and.

Speaker 26 (07:04):
I love life.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
There you're get me.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's so twenty seven years married. What's the secret to
keep it going? Twenty seven years?

Speaker 18 (07:13):
Don't kill him?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, keep him out of the morning, keep him out
of the mortuary.

Speaker 26 (07:22):
We had a rough We had the rough.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
First ten years he was in the military and went
to I Remac for two tours in Korea.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
For a tour and so well, all's good now now
it's smooth sailing.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
I love hearing that. Well, Shannon, I made us at
the waffle house for brunch today. Thanks for listening to us. Hey,
what do you have for our friend Shannon? Send her
something good.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We're gonna send her the eldest Dran in the Morning
Show t shirt?

Speaker 17 (07:43):
Yeah, can y'all can y'all ruin it because I already
had a sweatshirt.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Okay, yeah, we will ruin it for you, Shannon. And
thank you for listening to us. We do appreciate it.
We'll see it's waffle house, y'all.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Have a great day you too.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's great talking to you. She's awesome.

Speaker 19 (07:57):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
God. Do you think I can stay married twenty seven years?

Speaker 18 (08:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yes, who check it out.

Speaker 20 (08:08):
We're so appreciated and I love you guys much.

Speaker 24 (08:11):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I love a Danielle phone time.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh boy, all right, So Carol is playing a tap
on her husband Chris. I am calling as their kindergarten
teacher for their daughter. You know, they have elf on
the shelf talk at school and we've got an issue.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You were a phone tap from Danielle. Let's listen in
here you Hello, Hi.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Is this Meghan's dead?

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah, it is hi.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
This is missus blood or from the kindergarten teacher from
it will be an elementary.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Oh yeah, what's up?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
All the kids come in every day and they talk
about their elf on the shelf and I know hers
his name Pippin. And she was saying to the kids
that she heard mommy and daddy in the room where
Pippen was and Mommy was screaming, and she thinks Santa
is not going to come now, yes, because and then
I asked her, I said, well, what are you talking about?

(09:13):
And she said, Pippin was in mommy and Daddy's room
in the morning, hiding, and mommy and Daddy were doing
something and Mommy.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Was screaming and I don't know. And then she started
to make like moaning sounds like mommy was.

Speaker 25 (09:24):
Going, oh.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
This in front of the class.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
She said it in front of her friends.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh my god, I mean, what is going.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
On at your house?

Speaker 19 (09:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (09:33):
At my house.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Are you guys doing it in front of the elf
on the shelf?

Speaker 8 (09:37):
What kind of question.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I think it's a very read plan to have an elf.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
I forgot that thing was even there. It's just part
of the holiday decoration.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
I'm guessing you know you didn't even know she was listening.
She probably got up to go to the bathroom or something.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
I had no idea she heard what was going on,
but she did.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
And now every child in the kindergarten class also knows
that the elf on the shelf sow mommy and daddy
having sex.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
If my daughter did something embarrassing, I'm sorry, but this
is not the way to hand to call me at home.

Speaker 27 (10:02):
My sex life is none of.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Your understand that, but I really think that you know.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
I don't think you do understand it because you keep
tucking me about this. This is none of your business, okay,
But when.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
The other children go home and tell their parents this story,
and then I have to deal with the other parents calling.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Me, okay, how is that, sir?

Speaker 7 (10:18):
How is that my problem with your childhood?

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Knows it all? Like I said, my sex life is
none of your business. I'm sorry if you create a
problem for you but it's not my problem. And I
don't need to call me up at home and give
me grief about my sex life or what goes on
my house. What goes on my house is none of
your business.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Because it becomes my business when all of a sudden
the children in.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Mine affected to apologize. All these people are something, for
God's sake, lady, what do you want from me?

Speaker 13 (10:43):
You on me?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
All right?

Speaker 7 (10:45):
So you're gonna call him and we're just gonna listen in.

Speaker 18 (10:47):
Yeah, well I'm talking Aboudy's going the way home.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Do you have the idias that you want for dinner?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Chicken?

Speaker 26 (10:55):
Sounds good? Yeah, I don't get some time.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
You will not believe what just happened. Mega's Future called Why.
Megan was telling everybody about the elf on the shelf
at school. She heard you and me having sex and
the elf on the shelf in the room, and she
heard you making noise, She heard you yelling and screaming
and moaning, and and wait, well you know I can't
believe it, so that wait.

Speaker 16 (11:15):
Wait, wait, wait, somebody called and told you this.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Megan was telling everybody this at school, and missus Wilder
was in there listening to it. But then missus Wilder
calls me and she said, what kind of the hell
do you guys do in there? What are you guys
doing it? I kind of went off on her.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
You yelled at the teacher.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
She tested me on. I know, but what if she
don't call me about my sex life? At least she
didn't walk in on us, right if she saw you
there in those nice little across those families that I
just got.

Speaker 26 (11:40):
I was there.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I know.

Speaker 17 (11:42):
You don't have to describe it in the grip.

Speaker 15 (11:43):
I stop.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Why don't you come on home? Don't stop something?

Speaker 25 (11:52):
Stop stop what you're embarrassing me?

Speaker 6 (11:57):
You're you were not embarrased the other night. You were
and you were I know, I know. Now, Okay, what
is your problem? What is going on? You're being recorded
right now by who you are being recorded? Okay, you're
being recorded by me? What What the hell is going on?

Speaker 26 (12:19):
Do you want to talk?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We're trying to pe tap you.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
What this is Danielle and Arrow from Elvis Durant in
the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
I'm gonna listen to this.

Speaker 25 (12:32):
I know I'm trying to talk to you.

Speaker 24 (12:35):
Oh my god, I'm going to be Elvis Duran's phone
tap this phone table was pre recorded permission granted by
all participation the Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
When you wake up, wake up to Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right, do you give me music for the scary? I
sure do.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Yes, Let's go talk to Brianna on line eight. Hello Brianna, Hi,
welcome to the show. It's good to have you here.

Speaker 28 (13:10):
Hi.

Speaker 13 (13:11):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Is it true you're a fourth grade teacher?

Speaker 25 (13:17):
I am, yes.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Oh you know that melts our heart. So did you
decorate the classroom for the holidays?

Speaker 26 (13:25):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (13:25):
Yeah, like two weeks before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Anyway. So do you know your Christmas music?

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (13:33):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 13 (13:34):
I listened to it all the time during this time year.
My husband wants to like drive me insane, you know driving?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, this is good.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
What we're gonna do is play a round of finish
the lyric Christmas hits. Okay, you think you know all
these words, You're gonna be a little surprised because I
was trying to test myself and I was like, whoa,
I didn't know those were those words.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
So here we go.

Speaker 13 (13:56):
How a time I hear these convers these contests.

Speaker 26 (14:00):
I'm always like, how do you.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Not know that?

Speaker 13 (14:01):
So I'm hoping I do.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Okay, Yeah, we're hoping the Christmas classics will be easier
to recall. Hey, Nate, we have something special to give
her at the end of this. Yeah, okay, so we
may have to unwrap a present for you. All right, well,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Let's play.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Finish the lyrics Christmas hits. Here is song number one,
number one. Finish these lyrics. It's the most one little time.

Speaker 19 (14:25):
With the kids.

Speaker 20 (14:26):
Jingle belly.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Go, and.

Speaker 13 (14:31):
Hearts will be telling give a good tear.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Farts will be telling I misunderstand it. I don't know
hart it's it's and everyone telling you be of good share,
it's the most wonderful time of.

Speaker 20 (14:45):
Year, and everyone telling you be a good cheer.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's time.

Speaker 8 (14:54):
Thank you, Mandy Williams. All right, let's try this one.
You'll get this one, no, no problem here, Brionna. Listen closely, a.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh Christmas, just like the ones I used to know,
and go.

Speaker 29 (15:14):
May your day Verry.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Bro Oh, no, you forget about the treetops listening and
children listening and hearing sa.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Lisa.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's let's try this one. Here
we go.

Speaker 28 (15:39):
I want to get the bottoms christ.

Speaker 20 (15:44):
The bottom, come on, don't want a doll.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
No dnky tinker toy.

Speaker 28 (15:52):
Go, I want a hippopolast away with joy.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Really all right, let's try this one. Okay, let's see
if you can finish these lyrics.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Twice, shy, I keep my distance, but just now catch
my tell me there, do recognize me?

Speaker 26 (16:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Thank god?

Speaker 13 (16:29):
You keep cutting it off where.

Speaker 25 (16:31):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Well, it's been a year. It doesn't surprise me. Going okay,
I know it's very challenging.

Speaker 8 (16:44):
Okay, let's see if you can finish these Christmas lyrics
for analyst to.

Speaker 19 (16:47):
Look a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Everywhere you go.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay, go.

Speaker 13 (16:59):
Go look at this.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I haven't listening once again?

Speaker 18 (17:04):
Is candy canes?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Very good?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Our friend, Michael B Boy, all right, you got one.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
This is good.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Okay, you've got to finish these lyrics. Listen closely. Here
we go, Rienna.

Speaker 17 (17:25):
Santa Claus will make me happy?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (17:38):
Good?

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Yeah, alright, the official team for the Holidays. A right,
here's here's a challenging one.

Speaker 27 (18:05):
Go please Christmas.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
All right, here's one of my favorite Christmas classics of
all time. Finish these lyrics.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Have at the talk. Wait to see the man chilling
when his dog at the park pulled the very slowly
wooded my heart full of fifth.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Come on Christmas in the hollis run DMC.

Speaker 13 (18:34):
I can't even try.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Okay, looked at his dog. Oh my god, an ill reindeer.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
All right?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
How about how about this one? Brianna listening jingle bell rock,
the jingle bells wing and jingle bells.

Speaker 17 (18:56):
Ring, no when and blow win bushels for fun?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
There you go, Gay, you got it?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Snow and blowing. All right.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
There's no way she's gonna get the next one.

Speaker 12 (19:11):
You don't think so, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Will lights feel the streets spreading so much to you
in the winter snow?

Speaker 7 (19:23):
But I'm gonna be under the missile very good to.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Love you.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Bes?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Is this next one?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I gonna get this? That's not my next one?

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yes, it's.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Christmas. It's the best time.

Speaker 13 (19:52):
I don't know if there will be snow.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Very good. I don't know if they're the snow. But
have a cup of the world famous burl eyes. All
right now, this is the one. I don't know if
you're gonna get this one.

Speaker 11 (20:08):
Let's see if you do this my favorite song, tell me,
tell me.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
This color. Yes, I heard words rhyme.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
If you won't be here.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Next year, you won't.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
All right?

Speaker 12 (20:43):
The best Christmas?

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Are we still playing this game? We've been playing it
since last Christmas Christmas. Okay, let's see if you get
this one.

Speaker 19 (20:50):
Ron that'll gotta make it to town.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Satra making very probably he.

Speaker 20 (20:58):
Can take a freeway down.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Run Yeah, because I'm really really like a merry go round.

Speaker 18 (21:15):
Around.

Speaker 19 (21:18):
I got two more.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Let's see if you can get it at least one
of these. Here we go, here's the next.

Speaker 19 (21:24):
The fun I've missed.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed. Next
year I could be just as good.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Mm hmmm, oh my god, you're so close. Next year
I could be just as good. If you check off
my Christmas. Okay, one more, and of course, this is,

(22:02):
of course the song that everyone canceled last year.

Speaker 11 (22:08):
Baby s Neighbors My Baby Yeah once in this caps

(22:30):
what's that was it is?

Speaker 8 (22:33):
We all agree it's it's a very rape song. Oh
my god, baby, it's called us. All right, guess what
we have something just for you? Give it to her Nate.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's the Kombe all in one coffee and it's all
the ways you brew.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Don't forget.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
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Speaker 8 (22:52):
We love our friends at Delongey and we're gonna give
you your your comby all in one coffee and espresso maker.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Brianna, thank you. You know I have a very merry Christmas.
Hold on one second, and thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 19 (23:24):
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Speaker 3 (23:45):
Which would you rather not have leaked your text messages
or your camera roll on your phone?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Think about that?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
No, no need.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
I've said some things. I've said some text I've said
some texts.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
That I do not want leaked.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
So wow, what about you, Gandhi? I might as well
just open it up a little bit. I mean, which
would you rather have leaked or not have leaked? Your
text messages or your camera role.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
I would rather not have my text messages get out
so it could be my camera role. I would be
mortified at both. But I would be far more mortified
at the text messages because sometimes I'm just a psychopath,
and I know.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
That more mortified. What's on your camera roll? If that
would is mortifying?

Speaker 14 (24:34):
Come on, I'm in a long distance relationship. There's all
kinds of stuff. But worse than that, it's like when
I screenshot someone else's conversation to send to someone, like
talking crap. I don't want people to see that I
did that. I got to go in and delete a
whole lot more.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
All right, Yeah, happy deleting. Let us know which would
you rather not have leaked? Text messages or camera roll?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I have nothing. There is nothing on my camera.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Roll is zero.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
There is not one photo on there other than me,
you know, looking like I'm you know, twisted or whatever.
There's nothing on there that's provocative or whatever. So am
I the only one? That doesn't have like one X
rated photo and his camera roll.

Speaker 12 (25:15):
I mean, I definitely we do.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Are we counting the cloud like the stuff that you
can get from the cloud, or we just counting like
your actual phone.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
No, if it's on the cloud, it's on your phone.

Speaker 19 (25:26):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Why does that make it? What does that make a
difference for you?

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Danielle message, I'm still going with the text?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, we do, right, Andrea is online twenty four let's see.
Hey Andrea, welcome to the show. How are you feeling?

Speaker 13 (25:44):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
This is crazy?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Well, it's a it's a liberating experience, so Andrea, which
would be more terrifying if they leaked your text messages
or your camera.

Speaker 13 (25:59):
Role my camera roll for sure.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Do you explain why?

Speaker 26 (26:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (26:06):
Well, definitely had long term ex boyfriends.

Speaker 13 (26:09):
Before and now I have a girlfriend.

Speaker 28 (26:11):
Change of life.

Speaker 27 (26:13):
And I think I've never actually gone through my pictures
and deleted things, so I can't even imagine what's there.
I think I have like fifteen thousand photos on my phone.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Wow, and so scattered scattered through those sixteen thousand photos
are photos.

Speaker 26 (26:32):
Of you might see a penis.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh, you might see a penis? Okay, I feel so boring.
I have no penises on my phone. There are no
penises on my phone. I feel so boring anyway. All right, well,
thanks for sharing, Andrea, thanks for sharing with us.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Have a good day.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Protect your phone, put password on there, double it up
Kelly online twenty three.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Here we get.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Well, just tell us what she said, Nate.

Speaker 21 (27:00):
Well, she said that her texts, she would not want
them to get out because if anybody's son, they'd say
she's a psychopath.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
So oh really same. Hey, if you know that you're
sending out texts that are that don't put you in
a good light, Yeah, maybe you should rethink what you're texting.

Speaker 19 (27:18):
Okay, maybe.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
The question.

Speaker 14 (27:25):
You get into an argument with somebody and then you
start yelling and I actually yell and text message like
I will capitalize everything and just keep sending it so
I look extra crazy and I just you know, people
don't need to know that.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
Just let me get mad every now.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Okay, So you're you're blowing off steam on your texts, right, yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
And then how many times after you do that, gandhi,
do you come back and go, Okay, I overreacted, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (27:52):
No, sometimes I do.

Speaker 14 (27:53):
Sometimes I say sorry, but I think for the most part,
if I'm mad, it's because I was absolutely right about
what I was mad about, and somebody else needs to apologize.

Speaker 18 (28:01):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Okay, all right, so you think if that got out,
if that got out, no one would understand it except
for you and the person you're yelling at. So I'll
get that.

Speaker 11 (28:10):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Line twenty four is Kelly, I think we got our back.
Hey Kelly, Hi, how are you.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
We're doing okay?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
So obviously you have nothing on your camera role that
you're overly embarrassed about, But on your text messages it's
a different story.

Speaker 19 (28:26):
Yeah, very different story.

Speaker 27 (28:29):
If anyone read my messages, if people went through my
text messages with my ex, they would think I was
a psychopathy.

Speaker 29 (28:37):
I go on him on the worst things, on the
stupidest things for no reason.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Right, So, I mean, he obviously pushed you over the edge,
and you you just wanted to let him know how
you felt.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
Okay, I see, I see. So do you ever go
back and read them and go, oh my god, I
can't believe I was living through.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
That all the time, like every single day.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
Yeah, so maybe it's good to be able to go
back and read them to remind you of where you
don't want to go ever again?

Speaker 25 (29:10):
Right, Yeah, but then I go back to it sometimes.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, I gotcha, don't do it. Don't relive that, all right?
Thank you, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
You protect, protect your protect your text messages. Yeah scary,
what's up?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
You know?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
You could have my camera roll like you Elvis. I
don't care. There's nothing on there. I mean this, My
pictures are boring.

Speaker 10 (29:31):
However, I am a part of so many group threads
with groups of friends that I don't even want to
be a part of them. I feel like leaving the
conversation because the threads are just crazy and I'm like,
oh my god, I can't believe this. But I'm telling you,
and I know a lot of people have those threads,
you know, where they share like pictures and memes and videos,
and I'm like, don't send me this.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
This is nsf W.

Speaker 14 (29:53):
Yeah absolutely, yeah, gandhi, isn't that like what brought down
the Mayor of port Or? Mayor of Porter san Ja
write something like that with his group text the governor,
but yeah, the governor. I think that once that unsend
feature comes to all of the phones, it's going to
change the game. And I've just been waiting for years
and years because every now and then, yeah, you do
regret a text message and you would.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
Like to unsend it so someone cannot go back and
then trust that.

Speaker 19 (30:18):
Unsend though it's still out there. You don't see it.
It's still there, true, but.

Speaker 12 (30:22):
It's just less of a chance.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
You should see the texts that are coming in. Uh,
my text message is because in my text messages I
have pictures.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh, so they combine them to the two controversial. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:34):
I once found a phone on the local walking track,
no passwords, so I went straight to the pictures just
in case I passed the owner walking by. No luck,
but I saw a topless, very pregnant woman in the pictures,
ending up calling her mom and met her a few
minutes later. Look, you know, you never know what kind
of friends you're gonna make when you pick up someone
else's phones.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
So think about it. Do you really have that many
sexual photos? And this is what this is about, sexual photos,
embarrassing photos if they got out, versus you just going
off and not using any filter whatsoever and screaming at
someone on your text messages, which I've.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Been known to do.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
It happens, So you know, I think.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
The moral of the story here is think about it
long and hard. What's on your phone and on your
cloud in your cloud right now?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Wow? You really have that on there.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
It's a lot, It's a lot worse than you think. Yeah,
I really do think so, Froggy, what's on yours? The
camera or the text messages?

Speaker 19 (31:38):
I'm not releasing either one. You could just go ahead
and shoot me. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm not.

Speaker 19 (31:45):
I would not release either one. And if I did,
I would have to have an identity change.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Wow, so you would be canceled this year. This would
be the year of canceling, Froggy. If yeah, for sure,
file go to line nine and talk to Kaylee. Hi, Kayley,
which would you need?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well, good morning? Which would you rather not be leaked?
Your text messages or your camera role?

Speaker 13 (32:10):
Like Gandhi, I'm a bit of a psychopath when it
comes to text message. But I can leak my I
can leak my my bit, my photos. But my friend
was going through it just to see if anything, you know,
condemning in it, and she came across a photo that
I took. I'm not a photo, but a screenshot that
I took a while back of a porn star who looks.

Speaker 26 (32:30):
Exactly like Nate.

Speaker 19 (32:33):
Really yeah.

Speaker 13 (32:35):
She was like, wait is this Nate. I'm like, oh no, no, no,
it just looks like he's screenshot it, and it was.
It was really funny.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well wait, well hold.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
On, what isn't do you know his name? I want
to compare.

Speaker 13 (32:46):
I don't know his name. It was one of those
time member photos, you know, like the previews.

Speaker 26 (32:54):
Now I gotta go.

Speaker 19 (32:55):
Find this guy.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
If you find out maybe, well.

Speaker 13 (32:59):
Hold on, I still have the screenshot if I can,
if somebody wants it, I can send it to them somewhere.
But it was, yeah, email it, email it to I'll
get the email leader.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, yeah, email it to uh who, I don't know who?
Do email is Elvis?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
I mean, I don't want I don't don't. Don't send
me porn. People try to text pictures to our text
messaging and it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
We can't see those photos.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
But isn't there like a general mailbox or something.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's Elvis at Elvis Duran. It's kind of it is. Yeah,
I don't even know that password.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Well, you could send it to us on DM on
Instagram if you'd like, oh, yeah, you can do that.
Yeah him, Yeah, I know. Guys. Hold on, everyone DM
it to Elvis Duran show at Instagram. Okay, if anyone
has any nude photos, if anyone has any nude photos
of any of us, please d.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
M them to us.

Speaker 13 (33:50):
Now it's exactly like Nate. It looks exactly like Nate.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
Well all right, all right, Kayley will be the judge
of that man. But thank you for listening. And I
hope you have a good day.

Speaker 13 (34:05):
Okay, YouTube, bye bye, and there.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You have it. Wake up to Elvis Dan in the
Morning Show. Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Here all white studios.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
And I'm not talking about skin color. I'm talking about
there's a lot of white. There's a lot of white
in our studios. But there's the fra mica. I mean
the countertops of the doors that are all like surgical white, right,
whatever that means. But every day on the door to
Diamond Studio, we find we find these dark fingerprints. Every

(34:41):
day we see them someone with a dirty friggin hand.
I don't know if they're gardening and then coming to work,
or I don't know, like they dip their hand in
oil or.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
It looks like we're in a police station and we're
taking here. There's Chris.

Speaker 8 (34:54):
It's five perfectly formed fingerprints because someone's not even using
the handle for the door.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
They're putting their fingers.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
They're dirty, frigging fingers on the white door and leaving
their fingerprints. And so we're looking at each other like,
whoa what do we do to figure out whose fingerprints
these are? I'm like, hello, their fingerprints, you know what
I'm saying? Their fingerprints? So Nate had an idea? What

(35:23):
was your idea, Nate?

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Well, we have a former NYPD officer on our show,
right on our staff, Chris.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
He's here right now. Hi Chris, Hi, guys, Chris, Yes,
we hit Okay, you heard the story right Elvis.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I'm putting my phone on silent.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Okay, Well, thank you. Whatever you do, don't call Chris.
We have fingerprints. Someone's sullying, dirtying our door every day
with their hand, their fingerprints. We have fingerprints. How do
we figure out who's those fingerprints they are? I do
have an old kid home, you have an old what
and hall Eton Prince? We can get the powder and start. Okay, Okay,

(36:01):
I'll wait. I have a question, how party lift from here?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
What's the crime scene.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Now, we gotta preserve the crime scene. What's your question?

Speaker 14 (36:09):
So you know we see in TV shows all the
time that if you take tape and you put tape
on the fingerprints and lift it, that that's a good
way to test.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
Is that a good way to test?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Or no, that's how you do it.

Speaker 12 (36:17):
You can do it that way, so.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Your dust, it's cleaning it and then you lift it
off with a piece of tape.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Can we start the collection now?

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Because they're they're they're right there and I know that
whoever is dirtying up our doors where they're nasty fingerprints,
they're listening to this.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
They're gonna come clean it off while no one's looking,
and that will be another crime. Well, here's the question,
was that if we do find the culprit, what are
we doing with them? Humiliating them. We're gonna make sure
they wash their hands. We're gonna have a conversation with them.
But it's happening every single day on our beautiful white door.

Speaker 12 (36:50):
I think it's a woman.

Speaker 14 (36:51):
Yeah, yeah, because I put my hand near it to
see about, you know, the spread of the pall, and
it was close.

Speaker 12 (36:57):
To mine and I kind of have little hands.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh, so I think it might be you have little
raccoon hands.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yes, well we got to figure that out.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I don't I don't know if it's male female, I'm
not not worry about it.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
It's the greasy finger perpetrator we're looking for. Go look
at it. Can you go look at it. We'll keep
the mics open.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
Can we go and get like baby powder and regular
scotch tape and do this?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Do you need You don't need powder yet, do you Yeah?

Speaker 7 (37:18):
She's he said to lift you need powder to lift.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
Up the Yeah, okay, Well they're going into the studio now, Diamond.
Let them know they're on when they come in. They
don't use any foul police language.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Hold on a second.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Uh yeah, what is he? What's his opinion about the prince? Yeah,
he can't hear.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
They're dirty. Yeah we know that, Chris, they're dirty. Let
me look at that.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
He's got a he's got a he's got a mag
like their hands were dirty. Yes, thank you, Chris.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Is some swirls. There is swirls which could be swirls
that sounds like an ice cream cone.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Very queen, so be able to get a hit Elvis? Yeah,
you know what I mean Gandhi and I always looking
for our next hit. All right, let's do it whatever
it takes. All right, thank you guys. All right, yeah,
and there you go.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
We're going to find out who is dirtying up our
white doors.

Speaker 12 (38:15):
Oh question?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yes, question?

Speaker 12 (38:17):
As opposed to all of this, don't we just have
cameras around?

Speaker 26 (38:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
But this is more fun, right okay, okay, yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
What was your questions?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
I just want to know, are those ink prints or
food grease prints?

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Black?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
It looks like someone who was just printed down at
the first precinct. It didn't wash their.

Speaker 12 (38:37):
Hands very clear like full prints.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, it looks almost it looks almost like it's done
on purpose. They are dirty, definitely, some dirty, foul freak.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I don't think it's food, but it looks almost inkish, inkish.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Or somebody outside playing in the mud and came up
to see one hundred for some reason. Not a lot
of mud going on these days.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
What theory?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Theory?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
It almost looks like somebody who was holding a toner cartridge.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
Possibly, And Scotty, he goes to the door every day,
Scotty b if if those are your prints, you will
be found out.

Speaker 12 (39:18):
What is he doing?

Speaker 7 (39:19):
He's going under his desk.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
No, no, no, no, he's holding up a toner cartridge.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
That doesn't mean that you.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Don't shake it. Are you weak?

Speaker 6 (39:30):
I know?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
But look at your fingers.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Are they dirty? Not today? They're not. But you know,
I have to go look and see how I open
the door. I do. I pushed the door open with
my hands.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Okay, see he's probably him, but I want to find
out for sure.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
What's that? Chris?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I think we deputized Nate.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I should cut you out, give him a badge.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Sit down, Barney five, Chris, Thank you, sir, Thank you.
There he is. Chris on the case. It's always good
to have a private dick. Chris, very nice, Chris.

Speaker 19 (40:04):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Chris is running out here like he's just saved the world.
The case. Chris is on the case.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I love it.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
We brought the police officer in and then Nate solved it.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Hell the whole time, and just.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
So we don't know, we don't.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm the public dick.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Guys, guys, can we just not ruin it? Let's let's yeah,
let's his us.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Assuming this is not going to hold up in the
court of law, we need evidence. We need.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Exhibit A, B, and B. We need exhibits. Hell, well,
I have a very unique print on this finger because
of the time that I pulled the shower drain up
and I ripped my fingertip.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Off, so we could check that way.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Okay, okay, we're gonna do it legitimately, but thank you.
I need something that will hold up at court of law.

Speaker 24 (40:46):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
All about it? Well, Froggy Sun Kayden really wanted to
do a phone tap the other day. And we are
in the midst of jingle ball season where everyone in
their mother wants tickets. So I decided to take them
in the studio and let's call some of our sales
department in our building and demand tickets.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
We're using the.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Sales department as our victim again.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
We'll see what happens when Kate calls the sales floor
for jingle ball tickets.

Speaker 18 (41:17):
Hello, Hey, is this Molly It? Can I have jingle
ball tickets?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Who is this?

Speaker 18 (41:23):
It's Christopher?

Speaker 17 (41:25):
Well, I don't have any more dingle ball tickets left,
so why well, I don't have any jingle Ball tickets
because they're sold out.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Why why are they sold out?

Speaker 17 (41:34):
Yeah, because it's a phenomenal show with Justin Bieber and
I don't have any tickets left.

Speaker 18 (41:40):
Can I have your tickets?

Speaker 17 (41:41):
You know you could because I'm not actually not going,
but we're in the West balcony with with you know,
with drinking and food and everything. I don't think you
sound lily young, So I don't think you're going to
have a good time there.

Speaker 18 (41:51):
I've had a beer before.

Speaker 19 (41:53):
Well, you're under.

Speaker 17 (41:54):
Age and there they're probably going to check so so
I'm sorry, but you're not going to get any jingle
Ball tickets to see So.

Speaker 18 (42:00):
Can you buy me a beer?

Speaker 6 (42:03):
No?

Speaker 17 (42:03):
No, that wasn't That wouldn't be right.

Speaker 12 (42:05):
That wouldn't be right.

Speaker 17 (42:07):
You can come over to have a beer, but I
can't buy you a beer.

Speaker 18 (42:09):
Can I have your jingle Ball tickets? Now?

Speaker 17 (42:11):
No, I don't have any dingle ball tickets.

Speaker 19 (42:14):
You're no, I don't even have mine.

Speaker 17 (42:16):
Go to somebody else?

Speaker 25 (42:21):
Well is Edrew?

Speaker 18 (42:23):
Hi, I'm Christopher. Can I have your jingle Ball tickets?

Speaker 26 (42:26):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I think you have the wrong number.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
I think you're trying to cause you one hundred.

Speaker 18 (42:30):
No, I want your jingle ball tickets.

Speaker 26 (42:32):
Okay, so you're gonna have to.

Speaker 10 (42:34):
Call back the one hundred.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
That's one eight hundred two four to.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Two zero one hundred.

Speaker 18 (42:38):
I know the number, jerk?

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Whoa whoa? Hey? All right, first off?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
If you're gonna have to calm down with that, all right,
So what you're gonna have to.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Do is you gonna call you one hundred or you
can go to one of our events and try to
win your way in.

Speaker 18 (42:51):
Do you sound like a dweeb?

Speaker 6 (42:52):
All right, yeah, get your tickets?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay, but.

Speaker 20 (42:58):
Well why'd you hang up?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
How'd you get my number?

Speaker 18 (43:01):
Don't worry about it?

Speaker 19 (43:03):
Well I haven't worried aback because you keep calling.

Speaker 18 (43:05):
Just give me your tickets.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
You could, you could keep trying to call, but not
this number. Okay.

Speaker 18 (43:10):
Do you know Elvis?

Speaker 26 (43:12):
Should I know Elvis?

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (43:13):
I know Elvis, So give me his tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Getting the tickets?

Speaker 18 (43:19):
I need two tickets. I'm digging your mom out on
a date.

Speaker 26 (43:22):
Listen, Chris ipher ticketies.

Speaker 18 (43:24):
Okay, shut up, give me your tickets.

Speaker 26 (43:25):
Please, don't pull me back.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
You're wasting my time.

Speaker 18 (43:30):
Well, can you just cut this and give me tickets?

Speaker 25 (43:33):
Whoa Christopher?

Speaker 26 (43:34):
First off, stop calling me. Okay, take oh, I don't
have any tickets for read.

Speaker 18 (43:38):
Give me tickets and I'll stop calling.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
I don't have any tickets.

Speaker 18 (43:41):
Stop lying to merit sure.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I'm not lying.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
I'm not the guy for the tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm not the ticket guy.

Speaker 18 (43:46):
The only reason I want two tickets is because I'm
taking your mom out on a date.

Speaker 25 (43:50):
Okay, all right, Hey, Chris Hurt, come on, you sound
like a little loung young to be taking.

Speaker 19 (43:55):
My mom out on a date.

Speaker 18 (43:59):
Pyle, you not have tickets.

Speaker 17 (44:00):
You have to stop calling. Why if you don't stop calling,
I'm gonna have to get security. I'm not kidding, hung
I am too busy for this. Don't be if you
call me again, I'm gonna get security.

Speaker 18 (44:12):
Don't be rude.

Speaker 17 (44:13):
I'm gonna get security and you're gonna be in a
lot of trouble. So stop calling me. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 18 (44:19):
Stop, I'm not kidding you. Give me tickets.

Speaker 17 (44:21):
Stop calling me.

Speaker 18 (44:22):
Stop calling me. Can I have tickets? Please?

Speaker 6 (44:27):
No?

Speaker 13 (44:27):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 18 (44:28):
I won't call again.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
No, I can't give you.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Stop.

Speaker 17 (44:32):
I'm gonna I'm seriously, I'm gonna I'm gonna call security
or something.

Speaker 12 (44:34):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 18 (44:35):
Where's the security gonna what's security gonna do.

Speaker 17 (44:37):
They're gonna arrest you. They're gonna take you away in
handcuffs and then they'll never get to dingle ball.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
So leave me.

Speaker 18 (44:42):
Alut, they're gonna arrest you. Hello, give me tickets if
you know it's good for you.

Speaker 17 (44:50):
No, I have everybody listening you seriously. If you don't
stop calling, I am gonna, I'm gonna go right to
the our President. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get
himTo you're I have your number. I know what the
number is, two two one, and you're gonna be in
a lot of trouble. Stop calling me.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Hey, Molly, Hey Molly, it's Gary. Hi Garrett, you got
phone tapped?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Breaking out.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I'm with Froggy Sun Kayden say Hi.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Kating, Hi Molly, Oh my goodness. To Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 24 (45:29):
All participates the Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Elvis Ter Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I do believe we have a problem, amomstar ranks involving
Gandhi uh oh, First of all, you and your incredibly,
incredibly handsome boy and Brandon. You guys went to Antigua.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
We did it.

Speaker 12 (46:03):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 14 (46:04):
It was incredible, just when you think the water can't
get more beautiful from one island to the next. I
have never seen water like that.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
But there was this one tour guide that was driving
you around and what did he do to you?

Speaker 12 (46:15):
I think he punked us.

Speaker 14 (46:16):
Okay, so we're driving around and he says, I want
you guys to try all of the local fair and
you know me, I'm like, yes, give it to me.

Speaker 12 (46:22):
I will try anything new.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
So he picks a little seed off of a tree,
and he picked a flower and he said, this is
what we call the tree of life. This thing has
so many cancer curing agents, like it has all of
these health benefits, and it's delicious.

Speaker 12 (46:37):
We drink it all the time and tea. We just
eat the seeds raw. Try it. I tried it, and
I thought I was going to die.

Speaker 14 (46:44):
I actually experienced what I believe is a panic attack
for the first time, because I immediately got sweaty.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
I didn't know what I was going to do.

Speaker 14 (46:52):
I felt like I was going to vomit everywhere in
the back of this person's car, and I didn't want
to offend him because I was like, if this is
something that all of these people love so much and
they eat it, and it's just amazing, how rude of
me to throw up when they've offered it to me.
But I was gonna puke. And my boyfriend saw it
and he was kind of going through the same thing.
He leaned over, cups his hands together and said, just
do it, Just throw up in my hands and I

(47:13):
will toss it out the window.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
And I did, and he threw it out the window.

Speaker 12 (47:21):
I was like, oh, you're so gross. I love you
so much.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
We're disgusting.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Just do it and I'll throw.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
So you threw up your boyfriend's hands and he tossed it.
What did he do with the residual?

Speaker 14 (47:38):
I mean no, he had some napkins, so he tossed
it out the window. Then he poured a little bit
of water onto his hands and used napkins. And I
had hand sanitizer, of course, but I was like, oh,
my gosh, I don't think I've loved you more in
my life than I do it this minute. It's so gross.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Oh well, well, the fact that your boyfriend Brandon actually
cupped his hands for you to have a way to
throw up really talks about how much he loves you,
which makes me a little surprised about what you did
to him in the swimming pool. It's now time for
it's all right, all right now. While in Antiga, they

(48:14):
were staying at this great hotel and they went into
this great pool. A lot of other travelers were there
with you. Go ahead and tell everyone what happened, and
let's get to the bottom of this, all right.

Speaker 14 (48:25):
So we're standing there just having to chat. Everyone's getting
a little bit tipsy, and this woman, who was pretty attractive,
swims over and says, hey, is it awkward? Can I
just talk to you for a couple seconds? And she
was talking to Brandon, So she starts speaking to him,
and she's talking about his tattoos. Now, Brandon is tattooed
from the neck down. He is covered in tattoos, So

(48:46):
that happens. But then she's standing there and she's clearly
interested in him, so she's kind of touching him and
pointing at different tattoos right in front of you, right
in front of me. So I just floated away I
was like, all right, enjoy this. My sister and her
fiance are right next to us.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
I'll go over there.

Speaker 14 (49:03):
So he's sitting there shooting me death like daggers, just
death stairs.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
What are you doing?

Speaker 12 (49:08):
And I thought, I'm being polite.

Speaker 14 (49:10):
I'm not going to be that crazy girl that lurks
and makes it uncomfortable when some girl's hitting on you.
Maybe this feels good to you, maybe you enjoy it.
Then the woman's husband screams at.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Her, are you effing kidding me?

Speaker 20 (49:22):
What the ever you do?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
And oh yeah, she starts.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
And I look over and I'm kind of giggling, and
Brandon was like, you think this is funny?

Speaker 14 (49:31):
That was so messed up of you? How could you
just leave me with this woman? That's so rude. I
would never do that to you.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
That's horrible. I thought I was being nice, He says,
I was being terrible. What would you do?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Froggy? Was it Gandhy that had the problem or Brandon
that had the problem?

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Is it you?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
It's it? Then?

Speaker 19 (49:48):
In this case, I.

Speaker 16 (49:49):
Hate to break what we call the bro code, but
I think Brandon's the one with the problem. Yeah, I
mean she just moved, you know what She's like, I
don't want to start anything. I don't want to I
don't want to cause a problem. I'm just gonna go
over here and this can happen, and when he wants
to get out of the conversation, he can get.

Speaker 19 (50:05):
Out of the conversation. I got.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
I gotta go with Gandhi on this time.

Speaker 19 (50:08):
I'm sorry, thank you. Other way.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Controlling, yes, controlling bitch.

Speaker 19 (50:14):
Girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
What are you doing talking to my man like that?

Speaker 19 (50:17):
Nothing good comes out?

Speaker 12 (50:18):
Yeah, I mean this woman didn't even acknowledge my existence.
So what am I gonna do? Just standing there and
be like, oh, I see you're touching my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
He's a big boy.

Speaker 12 (50:24):
He can get away from it if you want, right,
What about you?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Just like Froggy said, I do believe that.

Speaker 10 (50:31):
You know, you have a lot of pride in your relationship,
You have a lot of security, you have high self esteem.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
The both of you as a couple are really strong.
You swimming away and just letting it happen. That's on Brandon,
it's him. Nay, I'm just saying, all right, what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
I'm sorry, I think it's totally Gandhi all right, bleep
you bitch, Get the hell away from my guys.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
I would never swam away.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
I would have stood there the whole time, first of all,
trying to make an excuse in my head to get
him away from her, and making sure her hands didn't
go in certain places where I'd have to cut them.

Speaker 18 (51:09):
Off because she was.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Actually she was touching his tattoo.

Speaker 12 (51:12):
Yes, was, she was touching his chest, she was touching
his arms.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Yeah, don't be touching nothing.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Give to a strandon. Side one on Gandhi side, what
about your straighten mate? Okay, sorry Gandhi, it's you, Okay.
I say this because as you as an attractive man.

Speaker 21 (51:33):
Oh my god, I have had this happen and buses
problems and I'm not I'm not asking for the attention.
It just happens, right, So please just save me. I
don't want this to happen. I'm not encouraging this to happen.
It happened to me on my vacation. I didn't want
it to happen. It happens.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Just save me. You should have saved him.

Speaker 14 (51:53):
Your girlfriend's like, get away from him, don't touch my man.
You're not gonna be like yo, what is that wrong?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
You could just be like, hey, honey, let's go grab
a drink over here.

Speaker 12 (51:59):
That's that's good.

Speaker 11 (52:01):
You're right, what about you?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Sam?

Speaker 11 (52:04):
So I think Gonda, you're the problem.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
I do.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
And it's not because it's a jealous girlfriend's thing.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
It's because you know him so well.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
You know he doesn't like it.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
You's correct, help him out.

Speaker 12 (52:16):
Yeah, I mean all right, I think it was me.
Then I guess because I do know that he gets uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Wait, I haven't given my yes.

Speaker 8 (52:23):
Oh okay, Gandhi, this is the guy who held his
hands out for YouTube. You know what if it was
turned the other way, if there was a guy that
came up to you and started touching your tattoos and
talking about them and Brandon walked away.

Speaker 14 (52:41):
Hmmm yeah, okay, so word for word, that is what
he said. He said, Really, what if the situation was reversed.
Do you think I would just leave you with some
guy touching you?

Speaker 12 (52:51):
No, I wouldn't. And it's not okay to do that
to me because I'm a guy.

Speaker 18 (52:54):
You stay here, right damn.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
And you know what, I know another thing that's kind
of interesting, even though we were having fun. By the way, uh,
it's you hit that thing. I just wanted to hear that.
That's the only thing I like about this bit. I
find it interesting that the lady's husband was like, what
the are you doing?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Good DF over here?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
If they may have been having a fight already and
she was doing this just to make him jealous and
pissed off, I don't know, just a thought.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Very possible.

Speaker 14 (53:22):
Yeah, maybe I don't know what was going on, but
that guy was not having it were I started laughing
so hard my sister and I were dying.

Speaker 12 (53:28):
She said, Oh, I guess it is a problem.

Speaker 8 (53:30):
Hey, So my question is this, and this makes me
think how much jealousy do we want our partners to have?
I mean, look, you know it's I think it's very
very cool that you said, you know what, I trust you.
I don't have to keep an eye on you. I'm
just gonna leave you alone whatever.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I get that, But isn't it nice to have someone
go a little nutty over you sometimes?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Ago, I'm not gonna leave you alone with them.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I'm going to be right here next to you.

Speaker 14 (53:55):
Yeah, I've realized. I think that's what you're supposed to do.
I don't like any jealousy at all. I like everybod
ready to just be cool and calm and collected and confident.
And I was kind of encouraged.

Speaker 12 (54:04):
I was like, Oh, this hot chick is flirting with
my boyfriend. Maybe he likes it. He did not appreciate
it at all, So I guess maybe just to make
people feel good, sometimes you have to be like, hey,
what are you doing? Get away from mine?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
And it's so easy to say what If I was him,
I would have done this.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
If I had been in Brandon's place, I probably would
have just said, hey, you, where are you going?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Come back here?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I would have called you back. It's a big boy.
He'll figure his way out of this situation. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
He might have been uncomfortable, you know you want to Yeah, oh,
I wouldn't let him leave.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Wouldn't let him. I met Kaylee on twenty four. Let's
go see what Kaylee says. Hey, Kaylee, hello, good morning.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Well good morning.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
And by the way, let's not let a straight in
eight's line as an attractive man myself slip by.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
So just stayed in fat No.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
I cringe.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
I'm sorry, date, but I cringe.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
We all cringed a little, and we all threw up
in our mouths a little Yeah, Kaylee, what what are
you thinking? Kayley?

Speaker 5 (55:00):
So I am a firm believer in taking care of
your own business, and I think Gandhi is you know,
she's comfortable in the relationship. Brandon's a big boy. He
can put that boundary on himself, you know, if he's
uncomfortable with someone uh touching him or like impeding his

(55:21):
personal space bubble, he needs to be the one to
set that boundary. Oh, completely completely understand where Gandhi's coming from.
Where do you just like, you know what I'm I'm
I'm comfortable. Whatever I'm gonna I'll keep an eye, but
I'm not gonna be weird about it.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah, so you think so he thinks if she if
you you think if Gandi had just stayed there, that
would have been.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Weird about it, Not necessarily, I mean, if she stayed,
that's one thing, and Brandon could have definitely worked in
like oh, yeah, this is my girlfriend or something like that.
But either way, I think Gani handled the situation and
in an appropriate manner. And if Brandon was uncomfortable, like

(56:06):
he's a big boy, he doesn't need he doesn't need
a Knight in Shining armor to come save him.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
No, I agree with that.

Speaker 8 (56:12):
Yeah, I don't know, but sometimes I wonder, Kaylee, just
hear me out now. And I don't think this is
the case between Brandon and Gandhi, but I wonder if
some people would have left, like someone would have left
Brandon there just to test him and see how he
could do.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I can see that too, that happen to Let the
games begin, all right, Kaylee, thank you for listening to us.
Go have a great day.

Speaker 18 (56:33):
Okay, thank you you too, all right, thank you?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
All right, there you go. Alicia online twenty is just
all all pissed off. Oh my gosh, what's up? Alicia?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oops?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Wait, start over sover?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
What's up? What's going on?

Speaker 26 (56:53):
I said?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Okay, okay, well we can't. What did she say offline?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
She said she's gonna be throwing hands elvis.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
I said, that's what I said.

Speaker 14 (57:08):
If I had stayed there, I felt like I had
to pee in the pool because I would be marking
my territory like it was just so weird.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
You should have brand.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
But it's just the thing, it's not even I don't
think that it's being like like you said, oh insecure,
that bitch had no right putting her hands on Brandon.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
She should know.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
And look, if I say something now, she won't go
put her hands on somebody else's boyfriend in the future.
So learn to keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 16 (57:39):
Yeah, but you're not keeping your hands to yourself if
you start throwing she's she's her hands.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
First, hold on, I have Alicia back. Sorry, Lisia had
a bad connection. Now what else is on your mind? Alicia?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I totally agree with Danielle.

Speaker 26 (57:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 25 (57:55):
No wonder touching my husband like that.

Speaker 13 (57:57):
Nope, nope, nope, nope, and so submissive.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
He would just he would just sit there and like
be awkward about it and.

Speaker 12 (58:04):
Not know how to say, like, okay, you're in my
personal space.

Speaker 29 (58:08):
So that's where I come in, right, all right, yeah,
all right, yea.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Ala Alicia, thank you very much for just falling on
the side of Santa. We appreciate it.

Speaker 19 (58:29):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
That's the same as you. All right, Well, that was it,
that was it's you, It's them, dude.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
I wasn't even there and I want to slap her.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
By the ways. You can tell with the music playing,
it's time to end this. We've really drained this for
all his worth. But thank you for bringing us the story.
And my favorite story of the day is your incredible,
incredible boyfriend cupping his hands for you to vomit into.
I love that.

Speaker 12 (58:59):
Romance is not dead people, It's not no, it's not.

Speaker 20 (59:04):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (59:05):
Another week and here.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
We go into the day.

Speaker 24 (59:09):
Calvis Duran in the Morning show. Calvis d ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I think we should play password. Okay, do the password dance.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
It's a shame you can't see how much fun we're
actually having. Oh we have a new contestant. Okay, hold,
I'm saying, hi, Jeffrey, how are you hello, Lady lady,
Lady Jeffrey is a VET assistant. That's why we love
you more than life itself.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Oh yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
How are We're doing really well? Jeffrey, seriously, you know
what h what you do and what all of your
colleagues do at the at the VET. We thank you
so much. We know that it's at that's it's a
very important job.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
If only they could talk to us right and say
what's on their mind and what they're feeling nice, that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Would be so much easier, make my job so much better.
I tell clients every day like, hey, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
I wish I could talk to them so we could
figure out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
But I mean, it is what it is.

Speaker 25 (01:00:27):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
And but you guys, you know you're doing God's work.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
And thank you for doing that, Jeffrey, thank you for
listening to our show as you get ready for another
day at the VET.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
And let's see how you do with password. Now, do
you know how this works? Do you know how this works?

Speaker 8 (01:00:40):
Jeffrey, No, okay, okay, here's how it works. We're gonna
give the audience everyone except for you, the password. It's
a it's one word, okay, And of course we'll distract
you while we're giving it up, and then each of us,
each in the room, will have a one word clue
for you to help you guess what that word is.

(01:01:01):
For instance, let's say the password was lubricate. Okay, what
a fun word. It's an it's an act, it's a
fun activity. It sounds funny, lubrit So a one word clue.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Could be.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Jelly, yeah, oil, slippery yeah okay, so you see so
and those will lead you to say.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Lubricate okay, but we're not gonna use lubricate okay.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
So okay, thanks for your patients. Jeffrey is done with
us already, I can tell yeah, hold on, Jeffrey, hold on. Okay,
you distract Jeffrey and I'll give the password to everyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
You're right, make the noise. He's making the noise so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Jeffrey can't hear The password is plantain.

Speaker 19 (01:01:46):
What you heard me?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
The password is plantain. Okay, let's see how Jeffrey doesn't
that This could be a very tough one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Oh no, okay, I don't want to give any clues
the question.

Speaker 12 (01:02:05):
What what if we say the word in a different language?

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
No, no, but I know where you're going with that. Okay,
all right, here we go. We've given the world. Everyone
knows the password except for you. Here come the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What is your one word
clue for Jeffrey and the password?

Speaker 12 (01:02:25):
Banana esk?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Is that one word?

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
One word?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Okay? Banana esque? Is your clue?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Actually? Very good? Banana?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Yeah, banana esque, banana banana bread.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Banana bread.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
No, that's not all right, but but but keep it
banana esque, banana issue whatever, keep it in mind. All right,
Here we go. Your next clue, Froggy. One word Mundane Mundane.

Speaker 25 (01:03:02):
Mundane, Like you're being mundaned from like a website.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Yeah, I don't know, Froggy, that's probably a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
No, I don't think you're supposed to do that type
of clue.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
By the way, why they do that on the show.

Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
No, you can do you can do that without saying
what that is. Okay, you're inclusive or banana esque and Mundane. Okay,
I'm giving you a buzzer because no one, no one,
no one, no one would have been able to figure
out because it doesn't do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
It doesn't really do what you're trying to make it do. Froggy.
So mad, Well, okay, hold on, here we go, Daniel.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
What is your one word clue for the password?

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Fried?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Okay, so you have banana esque and fried.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Uh Fried? Well can you fight Plantain?

Speaker 25 (01:04:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Jo, So, Froggy, you're trying to go for the rhyme,
the rhyme. Yeah, if they do that on the show,
they'll go with the rhyme.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
But Mundane and Plantaine don't rhyme?

Speaker 12 (01:04:21):
Do they where they rhyme?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
They don't.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Maybe if you would have been like Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Yeah, but you know what, it may it may have helped.

Speaker 20 (01:04:29):
You got it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Okay, Plantaine, you got it all right. I thought you'd
never get that one. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey, do you
want to do another one? Yeah, let's do another one.
Oh now, now you're all lathered up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Okay, hold on, Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Okay, you just strike Jeffrey while we give the rest
of the country the new password.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
You're ready.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
The password is Muffin. The password Muffin. All right, Scary,
thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
All right, Scary, you're doing so well. I mean, is
it weird hearing a grown man going in your ear? Jeffrey, No,
I expect it from Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
He's all yours.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
All right, everyone knows the password, but you here we
go with the clues. Let's go to Nate. What is
your one word? Clue?

Speaker 9 (01:05:12):
Stump dump Okay, no, no, no, no, stump stump stump
stump stump.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Yeah, that's You've done it to us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
All and you thought Mundane was bad.

Speaker 19 (01:05:26):
People know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 12 (01:05:28):
I don't get it.

Speaker 26 (01:05:29):
I hope it's not some like fetish thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
No, that's the next password.

Speaker 12 (01:05:35):
It's maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Okay, I'm going to give you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
He's not gonna get no one, no one, no one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
You're you're weird, okay, scary?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
What is your work with?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
What is your one word? He can't see you, he said,
look at me in the eye. You can't see he
can't blueberry? There you go, Come on, come on, blueberry
m hm uh blueberry cart Oh oh sounds nice? Nice,

(01:06:05):
not it but nice?

Speaker 28 (01:06:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Godhi, what's your one word clue? Mm hmmm mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Breakfast breakfast?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Okay, that's good breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Do you have breakfast blueberry pancakes?

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Oh gosh, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I know, all right, but don't you know you're you're
you're getting warm? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:06:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Froggy, what's your.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
One word clue?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Top?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Top? There you go so so far.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
You have blueberry, you have breakfast breakfast.

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
And you have top and stump. Don't forget stump, please
forget stump.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
I can't wait to hear what that is top stump. M.
I'm gonna have to pass on that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Oh god, you could do Froggy's root. Yes, Daniel, what
is your one word clue?

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
Okay? So if I'm going to do that, then I'm
going to say jeans. M.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
That's not his jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Blueberries, tops jeans. Stump.

Speaker 8 (01:07:13):
Yeah, it's word. It's the word is top. So it's
blueberry and top jeans and breakfast.

Speaker 29 (01:07:24):
Mm hmun.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
All right, you mean b give one. Got one pastry blueberry?
Damn it.

Speaker 19 (01:07:44):
Pastry?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Uh and it contains blueberries and it's I guess it's
a pastry.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I don't know if it's a pastry.

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
Oh, it's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Give it to him. Blueberry bagels right now, by the way,
that was my stripper name in college.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Listen to this one corn.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Corn corn blueberry corn muffin.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
You you got for they?

Speaker 25 (01:08:21):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Can you please explain what stump means muffin the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Top of the muffin.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
But nobody likes the stump. I realized it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Has anyone ever heard that you used? Ever?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Sign felf and stump? All right, congratulations, Jeffery, you did
get it. What do you have for Jeffrey stumps?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Elvis Apparel.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna wear our logo all over you, Jeffrey.

Speaker 18 (01:08:49):
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I love you guys so much. Thank you, Jeffrey. Remember,
if you want to stump your friends, use the clue stump.

Speaker 19 (01:08:57):
People know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 25 (01:08:59):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
No one raise your end if you know what he's
talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
My son said, jeans is the worst clue ever. No,
it's not muff and Top. Have you had ever heard
of muff and Top?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
No, because he's he's thin. He has no problem with
miss muffin Top. Thank you, Jeffrey, have.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
A great day.

Speaker 24 (01:09:19):
Telvis ter Ran in the Morning show. Tell mister Ran, now,
mister Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
All right, so how did you sleep last night?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
I will tell you there is one member of our
morning show non so. Well, let's go scary. Which member
of our morning show really didn't get any sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
This is what kept this member of our morning show
awake all night.

Speaker 11 (01:10:11):
Wow, so we picked up at the end there which
member of our.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Morning show truly didn't get much sleep last night? And
that's why? Tell us the member's name and why that
kept them up?

Speaker 8 (01:10:27):
Can you imagine being that awake you actually whip your
phone out to start recording. Yeah, all right, Line twelve
is Jamie. Listen, hey, Jamie, Jamie. Line twelve not there.
Line eight, go to Jennifer, Hey, Jennifer Hey, hey.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Welcome to the show morning. We're doing well. Most of
us got sleep last night. How was your sleep last night? Jennifer, Oh,
it was pretty good, a lot better than who.

Speaker 26 (01:10:57):
I think it was.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Okay, So, which member of our morning show didn't get
any sleep because of that sound you just heard?

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Tell us what both are and who did them?

Speaker 26 (01:11:07):
I think it was you that got no sleep because
Alice was snoring.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
Wow, you know what, I did get sleep, And I
don't know if he snored last night, so that's not it.
But two nights ago that was the case.

Speaker 25 (01:11:21):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Had you called yesterday, you would have won. Jennifer. Thank you, though, yeah,
he gets pretty loud night.

Speaker 26 (01:11:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Have a great day. Cheyenne Online seventeen. Hello Chyenne, listen
to this sound right here. This is why a member
of our show did not sleep last night.

Speaker 29 (01:11:35):
I would say, yeah, it is Danielle's husband, Sheldon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
It is correct, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
And you know he's always complaining that I snore, So
I said, you know what, I'm going to record him
so he can see that he is not innocent.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
This is what it sounds like when he wakes me
up in the middle of the night.

Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Do you have the problem?

Speaker 29 (01:11:59):
I knew the British accent and the story just a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, I can hear it too, Yeah, I hear it.
A little bit of British accent in his snore. Okay, wow,
yeah it's true. Uh S, do you have that problem?
Do you have anyone snoring in your ear? Or do
you have a nice peaceful sleep every night?

Speaker 29 (01:12:19):
I actually have a seven muscled little girl, so she's
in and out throughout the night.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
But yeah, good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
God. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
The other night, I'm so I don't know what if
I should shove him or kick him because it has
to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Right, What did you do, Danielle? Did you make him stop?

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
So here's the thing. Normally he shoves me and I
just live with it because I'm like, oh, he must
be in such a deep sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
I don't want to bother him, right. So, uh, this
time though, I could not do it, and I was
just like I got it. First, I said, I got
to record him, and I started cracking up laughing.

Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
I was like like a little kid.

Speaker 7 (01:12:54):
And then and then after I got enough sound, then
I smacked him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Do you have something for Cheyenne?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Nate? What do you think, Hey, Nate, what do you
have for Chyenne?

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
I've got Uh.

Speaker 31 (01:13:06):
Well, do you want to give away some money Elvis? Yes,
I'll five hundred bucks. No, what a silly way to
win a lot of money. That's excellent. Congratulations.

Speaker 29 (01:13:19):
Uh, thank you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Thanks for listening. It's five hundred dollars. You spend it
anyway you want. Okay, Chyenne, that's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 29 (01:13:29):
Is the first time I've ever gotten through to you guys,
and you guys are awesome. I listen to you every
morning taking my husband to work.

Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
We appreciate it. You and your family have a great day. Okay,
hold on one second, you too, Thank you so much.
I love this text.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
What I do is I keep my big toenail sharpened
to kick my husband and I wake him up as
he snores. Oh my god, he'll assault someone, stab their ankles. Wow,
all right, that is crazy. Alex does that too. God,
that's awful.

Speaker 12 (01:13:58):
He assaults you with a sharp toe.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
He'll do he'll do a fingernail and he'll like scratch
it on my my Like, what are you doing? Got
the perfect solution.

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
There's a product called Heroes h E A R O S.
And what you do is you stick them in your
ear and you don't have to hear your partner snore anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Does it work?

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Because he's my husband says he's tried ear plugs and
they don't always work.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Are they another client of yours?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
No, they are not.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
A lot of women from jumping out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Of my bed.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:14:30):
The handcuffs scary.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Oh yeah. Keep in mind if someone's snoring, there could
be a medical thing there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
They should get it checked out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
I'm sorry, I put it downer on it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Tap and today it's from Garrett.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
What's it all about? Garrett? Kristen's going to play a
phone tap on her husband Tony. Now, Tony's that guy
on the block who loves to deck out his house
for the holiday season with lights, blow up things on
in the front lawn, all over the house, even in
the backyard. So I'm going to start the call to
Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives right behind
him that he hasn't met yet, let him know I
have a little issue with his holiday decor around his house.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in. Yes, the holiday decorations.
Let's listen in to Garrett phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Tony? Yes, hey Tony.
My name is George Feeney. I live right behind you.
I just moved in about three weeks ago. We haven't
met yet, so hey doing George. I know this is
not the best way to meet, but I'm having a
little issue and wondering if you could help me out
with this.

Speaker 25 (01:15:35):
Yeah, yeah, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 19 (01:15:36):
Shoot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went
up in your front and even backyard too. But why
have stuff in the backyard. It's just a little bit
much coming into my house and it's always blinking and
boom boom and I'm trying to sleep and it's like
boom boom.

Speaker 25 (01:15:52):
And I understand, but you know, get to.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
The stand too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Is the season?

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take
down a few in the backyard and just I know
you're new.

Speaker 25 (01:16:01):
And everything, but I ask anybody in the neighborhood. Every
single year, people come from all over. I am, like,
you know, famous a little bit of in the area
for this. Okay, you know I've won awards every year
I get a brize. Okay, do what I do, blinds
or whatever. And and you know, I'm very sorry you
can't sleep. Put a mask over your face or whatever
your eyes, cover your eyes somehow.

Speaker 26 (01:16:22):
But the lights are not going off. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
I was afraid we're going down this route. This morning.
I went to your house and I took your blow up, Santa.
What I took your blow up inflatable Sanna.

Speaker 26 (01:16:34):
And you better not have you better not have?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Yes, yes, even it is sitting in my basement right now.
And if you want to turn down some of your lights,
you can get Santa back. I listen to me.

Speaker 26 (01:16:45):
I get home about six seven o'clock. That better be
back where you found it. Do you understand me?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I will give it back and put it where I
found it exact place once once the lights get turned off.

Speaker 26 (01:16:56):
No, the lights are not getting turned off. Okay, I
don't get ons from you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Okay, you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Again, family to stand well to my.

Speaker 26 (01:17:08):
You stand what that means to me?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
You're giving your kids a blow up, Sanna?

Speaker 26 (01:17:12):
Yes, okay, an your business?

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
All right? Well, well maybe we can work a deal.
We're friends here, we're friends.

Speaker 19 (01:17:21):
Deal all right?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Well, maybe you can come over. We'll have some coffee
or maybe some tea. Seem like a tea guy. We'll
talk about this. How about that for I will deflate
Santa right now. I will deflate him and you will
not be able to blow him up again. I will
go Santa, I will cut him.

Speaker 19 (01:17:43):
I'll cut him.

Speaker 26 (01:17:45):
Show p s.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm
tired of seeing her walk around naked in the backyard.
She had some orange juice naked the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Whoa lodie do look at me?

Speaker 26 (01:17:57):
No, she does not do that. First of all, if
you disrespect my one more time, by sack and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Gonna get Yes, I'm not disrespecting anybody.

Speaker 26 (01:18:05):
Give me two hours. I'll be there.

Speaker 18 (01:18:07):
Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Oh my god, and so my s I didn't know
he he was that into Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
He's awful.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
Oh he's calling me right now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little
bit more and then we'll call him right back.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi honey.

Speaker 26 (01:18:23):
With that, hey, hey listener, we're well, you're right now, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Home running aarondonm at the post office.

Speaker 26 (01:18:28):
And then I was gonna go ook, I forget all
that go home right now. He should have gone houses
under attack, But that crazy guy behind.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
This our house is under attack.

Speaker 25 (01:18:36):
Yes, she's he took sad already, he took Fanta. Yes,
she said, he's so Shanda and he's not gonna give
him back until I dropped the legs of the back
because I keeping him up at night.

Speaker 26 (01:18:45):
I don't know whatever, I don't care. I'm like you
having gooks over here. You probably even sell break Christmas.

Speaker 25 (01:18:50):
That's what he's He might have a point.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
What the backyard life?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
If they're too bright?

Speaker 26 (01:18:56):
We're talking about what do you turn it on?

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Me?

Speaker 26 (01:18:58):
That too Oh? No, no thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
But he's telling me that that.

Speaker 26 (01:19:01):
He's looking at you through the window, drinking orange shoes naked.
We're doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
I do it every morning.

Speaker 26 (01:19:08):
Prist you're doing what would you do that? It's gotta
be umline. I'm so embarrassed. This guy's I'm pulling Malaia say.
He's making things up and he's telling a minute truth
of this. Put some calls on and drinking juice?

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Will you Tony, Tony? What hey, Tony? My name is
Gareth and Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and you
just got phone taps.

Speaker 25 (01:19:32):
Oh my yeah, Amastanta, Yo, I already drive I'm already
got to.

Speaker 26 (01:19:38):
Drive it home ninety miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Here, Tony, what do you want to say to your wife?

Speaker 25 (01:19:43):
Oh yeah, Shana better be home when I get home,
and you better be too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded
permission granted by all.

Speaker 24 (01:19:57):
The Elvis Seran phone tap only on Elvis Terran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
So I've been intrigued with this instrument since I was
a kid. You've heard it your entire life, applied in
different ways. It's an instrument called the theremon, all right.
You don't see them in high school marching bands typically,
but or orchestras like the Boston Pops. I don't think

(01:20:31):
they have a theremon. They may, so to let you
know what a theremine sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Listen to this right here. You've heard it a million times,
like in horror films like or like the sound of
a UFL flying saucer. That's me. Okay, well, I ordered one.
You can order them from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Why are you laughing? That's why I don't know how
to play.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
Keep in mind, this is the first day, so I mean,
I've got a lot of work to do, but eventually
I will give you a theremon a Theremone recital.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Okay, all right, let me turn it on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Yeah, oh god, okay, hold on, Okay, Well it's it's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
What it is?

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
It's it's two rods and you move your finger in
mid air between the rods and it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:20):
Changes the tone of the Do you hear that? Yeah,
it's so cool, Diamond, I mean, what do you think
of that? What do you think of my new instruments
A Theremone?

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
I think this is going to go south very quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I don't like your pessimism. Okay, so it recording me.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
It actually looks like it's invisible, like it's in a
totally invisible line.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Is do work?

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
It's some sort of electrical field between the two rods
of metal and then you move between it, and I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
It's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
I don't know if it's a carcinogen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Am I am?

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I dying slowly? Rad We're gonna glow in the dark.

Speaker 19 (01:22:02):
So anyway, so.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Like the dark Shadows theme, Oh got this guy for
yourhearst in practice?

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
What you say the dark? Yeah, you ain't turning off?

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
He turned off all the lights.

Speaker 22 (01:22:22):
Look at me in the camera, all right, So anyway, scary,
what do you recording here?

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
You're in the camera, scary, you're ruining my shot?

Speaker 23 (01:22:39):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
Anyway, So that's the theremyst So the only song I
can find that has the theremone and it is good
vibrations by the beach boys.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Well, you know, okay, call to chain, say Leo, we
need a theremon Okay, I'm gonna call him right now. Okay,
so this so he goes, how long do we have
to wait for that?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
He's fast forward? What okay?

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Put them all up? Put them all up, he says, okay,
do what's right here?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
We could have rehearsed this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
No they sing here, scary, this is the worst show ever.
You're ruining my theremon bit. It's at the end.

Speaker 19 (01:23:28):
It's at the end.

Speaker 20 (01:23:30):
I got here.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Here comes a theremonda right right before that big peak
cross down.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Can you do that?

Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
Can you do that same thing?

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
You gotta move you gotta move back. Okay, play play it,
play it, play it. Yeah, we got a lot of practices.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Okay, you can take lessons online.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
There are videos on YouTube that teach you how to
actually play, so you know where to hit the thing right.

Speaker 19 (01:24:24):
I gotta learn.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
I'm gonna master the theremin. You know I'm gonna I'm
gonna play it in Carnegie Hall one day. Ask me
how you get to Carnegie Hall?

Speaker 26 (01:24:31):
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Practice? Practice? Practice? I'm so proud to stop recording me.
You're putting filters on my face. I'm asking you nicely
to put.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
The camera down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
You were a menace. I'm trying to learn my craft.
I'm trying to let your craft do it. You come
do it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
I'm not there yet to see your left hand and.

Speaker 12 (01:25:11):
Your right hand working together.

Speaker 21 (01:25:13):
The left hands on the knob, the right hand is
Wait a minute, could you use any appendite for this?

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I bet you could.

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
I bet you could put your foot in there and
see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Just your.

Speaker 19 (01:25:27):
Smell and only fans down.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
I bet it's not being done. Don't you steal his idea?
Take what what's your question? You're literally like like fingering
the air, which which we're just air. So how does
it pick up a sound from that?

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
It's the electrical something between the two rods. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:25:51):
There's electricity involve. We don't have much time here, but
I don't know. So that's our that's our new baby man.
We have a new member of the morning show.

Speaker 12 (01:25:58):
It uses electromagne the fields.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
This is great.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
I wonder if we're calling anyone and we don't realize it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:06):
The aliens get out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
If you have a cavity, I bet this is.

Speaker 7 (01:26:26):
Does this affect dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Yeah, dogs are doing their head sideways.

Speaker 8 (01:26:31):
Do you have any friends who are going through maybe
a divorce or separation or whatever, and you're like really
good friends with one of them and not the other.
So I have a friend who's best friend is married
to this really really bad person. His wife he wants
a divorce from. I mean she throws lamps. I mean

(01:26:52):
she'll throw She'll throw appliances across the room, never really
meaning to hit him, but they do, you know, crash
and they break.

Speaker 11 (01:26:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
He'll be on a meeting, a zoom call, whatever at
work and she'll unplug the WiFi in the middle of it.
There's things like things like that.

Speaker 12 (01:27:08):
Not cool.

Speaker 8 (01:27:10):
Do you have anyone in your life who's dating someone
like that but they don't give up. They're like, no,
it's gonna get better, and you're like, you gotta get
out of this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
She's just a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
But nah, she's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:27:25):
She's a little fiery at times. Yeah, what do you
say to them? I mean, there's only so much you
can do, right.

Speaker 14 (01:27:31):
You can't do anything because if they want to stick
that out, they're gonna stick it out, and you're just.

Speaker 12 (01:27:34):
Gonna be the enemy in that situation. Now, when it
gets to the point of physical violence.

Speaker 11 (01:27:40):
Throwing a lamp, yeah that's crazy, but not directly at.

Speaker 12 (01:27:43):
Him, that doesn't matter. You could throw a lamp and
a piece could cut you in the face.

Speaker 11 (01:27:46):
You know, like you never know.

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
You know what happens though.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
You say something to them and they go to tell
the other half, and then the other half hate you
and they wind up staying with them, and then it's
an uncomfortable situation and the lamp.

Speaker 11 (01:27:58):
Comes flying at you. Yeah mm hmmm, what would you do?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Oh no, there's only so much you can do. I
give up. Okay, it's better, Frank, Well, this is not
He isn't my friend. He's a friend friend.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
But if it's my friend, I would I would think
And I've been I'm in this situation with other other
situations for all. You get a cut bait. You're like,
I can't do it deal with this anymore. You're out
of your mind. You're allowing someone to throw lamps at
you and unplug your wifie and you're fine with it. Oh,
they're just fiery.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
No, okay, they're really good in bed. Probably, Well, the
weirdos are the ones, the weird the ones with weird eyes.
They're always they're always better in so Gandhi.

Speaker 19 (01:28:43):
The bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
You're the weirdo?

Speaker 25 (01:28:46):
Are you?

Speaker 12 (01:28:46):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
I'm calling Brandon today.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Yeah, he knows.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Does he know you look crazy? He knows what's scary.

Speaker 10 (01:28:52):
You could see the toxicity though, and you see the
red flags and you want to get involved. And I
got involved once and I lost both those people as
my friends because they stayed together and I did become
the enemy, as you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Guys were just saying. So it's that's textbook. So stay away.

Speaker 8 (01:29:08):
Well, I'm not saying like to stay out of the problem.
I'm saying to stay away from them. Just write them off.
If you, as my friend, are not smart enough to
get out of a relationship with someone who throws lamps
and dishes at the wall when they're mad and they
emplug your WiFi in the middle of a meeting, then
I cannot be your friend.

Speaker 18 (01:29:24):
Pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
I gotta give up you through pizza, the whole pie
you did.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Yeah, I was an ex boyfriend years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Did you throw it at him or beside him?

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
I meant to hit him, but it didn't hit him
bad aim.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Yeah, it's hard to out throw a whole box of
pizza doesn't really go where you want it to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
I guess my point is this, And so you got
to realize when it's time to cut bait with people. Yeah, yeah,
otherwise it's too much. I mean, the problem is actually
with them in their relationship, not me.

Speaker 11 (01:29:49):
But I just don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
I don't think I want to be friends with someone
who is whose integrity is that missing?

Speaker 14 (01:29:56):
Bring some bad vibes yeah, yeah. On the flip side,
have you ever thrown anything and a person?

Speaker 31 (01:30:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
But I've ripped I've ripped pages out of a book.

Speaker 11 (01:30:07):
For what reason.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
I was so mad. I was in an argument, and
I was so mad I opened a book on the
coffee table and just ripped a page out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Your book?

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Is it my book? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Of course.

Speaker 11 (01:30:18):
Okay, okay, it was not the Bible, that's good, but
it was a book.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
I mean it was rage. It was definitely rage. I
definitely had that rage in there. But you know, I
did not direct it toward anyone. But I did, but
not in a hurtful way where they could be hit
by a flying page from a book.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
I mean, what are you gonna do? Yeah, a paper cut.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
I didn't throw it. Okay, good, No, it was kind
of interesting. I went back and saw that book later.
I like, there's there's pages missing from this book. Oh
that's right.

Speaker 11 (01:30:44):
Who would such a.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
What's the rageous thing you've done?

Speaker 11 (01:30:48):
Rageous?

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Have you done a ragie thing? Okay, that was a
long time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I don't really.

Speaker 14 (01:30:54):
I know you guys will not believe this. I'm not
a rager. Believe Yeah, I don't rage at all. I
will just exit the situation, which I think probably causes
more rage in another person.

Speaker 12 (01:31:04):
So I'm like, oh, no, you're not gonna talk to
me like that, bye, and I leave.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:31:08):
I would have to rip pages out of Wait, wait,
there was that time I threw those markers.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
That's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
You did you raged?

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Because he licked my neck. I matter, It doesn't matter
when it was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
You don't rage, You never rage?

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:31:23):
Yes, So I was on a medication at one point
that one of the side effects was uncontrollable rage.

Speaker 12 (01:31:30):
Yes, I remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
I remember that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
Yes, And you would go from I would go from
a zero to an eleven at the drop of a pen.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
And you can't control So you never ripped pages out
of a book, you never took a chair things a
couple of times, based on the fact that I was
on that that medication. But no, I'm a pretty chill
kind of guy. Okay, Oh I'm pretty chill. I mean,
we've all seen you at the end of your rope, rightly,
So am I not correct?

Speaker 20 (01:31:58):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:31:58):
I saw you throw a book on the floor once.

Speaker 11 (01:32:00):
When was that you spiked it?

Speaker 12 (01:32:01):
You took a book from your deskman, rah, and you
throw it to the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
I don't remember that. You don't remember raging. I remember
throwing my headphones a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
He has tone problems, like his tone gets nasty when
he's mad at somebody. He will change his tone and
then later on he'll go, I'm sorry I talked like that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Tone changing is one thing. But you know, but physical
like throwing something physically and not towards something. I'm not
talking about hurting someone. I'm not just throwing something against
the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
If it makes you feel better, right, if you throw something?

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
How many pair of headphones have you gone through?

Speaker 19 (01:32:31):
Five? Three?

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Have you ever thrown anything like by yourself in a
room just because you just got to get it out?

Speaker 19 (01:32:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
Yeah, I mean that's better than throwing it at someone.

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Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
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Speaker 24 (01:32:51):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
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Speaker 20 (01:32:59):
Ask for it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Elsa ran in the morning show.

Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
Scary said he had a very awful traumatic weekend. He
plopped down on his bed and broke it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:33:22):
For seventeen years, I've been hugging over my bed and
I literally from my back, I back into the bed,
and I jump up and backed and PLoP, and I
plopped one too many times broke the bed frame. And
now one side of my bed is higher than the
other side of my bed.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
So what frame is?

Speaker 19 (01:33:41):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Okay? Question? Why do you PLoP under your bed like that?

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
It sounds like you're waiting for the judges from other
countries to give your ratings and things.

Speaker 10 (01:33:48):
It's a bad habit that I got into because I
have a temper pedic mattress and I just love the
feel of just just like fu flying into my bed.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
The mattress can take it, the bed frame can't. I
learned that the hard way, So sear a bed. Well,
guess what it's now time for? How did you break
your bed this weekend?

Speaker 18 (01:34:07):
Wow?

Speaker 19 (01:34:08):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:34:10):
Oh god, I hope we get a bunch of different
answers other than plopping. Yeah, feel free to Texas or
call us text at fifty five one hundred, call us
at eight hundred to two four two zero one hundred.
How did you break your bed this weekend? It has
to have been between Friday and yesterday.

Speaker 25 (01:34:25):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Okay, okay, okay, let's narrow it down, all right. We
would a fresh break story.

Speaker 12 (01:34:31):
Have you ever broken a bed?

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:34:33):
Yeah, I think everybody has, right, I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:34:37):
Think everybody has I have.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I've broken two beds. How many beds have you broken?

Speaker 18 (01:34:42):
Just one?

Speaker 12 (01:34:43):
Just one, Yeah, one for me?

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
You want to talk about it?

Speaker 12 (01:34:46):
I don't think I can.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Rely.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
I think it is Yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
I broke a hotel bed years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
I don't want to know that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Did we go back to Gandhi real quick? Yes, sure,
let's go back to Ghandi Ghandha. Was it your action
or the action of the other individual?

Speaker 12 (01:35:02):
I think it was a collective.

Speaker 11 (01:35:04):
Yeah, I can see that together.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
But I mean, like, who is doing the actual movement?

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Well, she said both of them?

Speaker 12 (01:35:11):
Both people?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Yeah, answered no, no, no, no, both people can move
at the same time. I've never had that, Nate, who.

Speaker 20 (01:35:18):
Are you dating?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Gone?

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
I guess, I guess when you're when you're having sex
with cadavers?

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Had moved that?

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Somebody actually moves?

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Only one person does the work?

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
My god, okay, okay, doing the work I'm usually me wow. Okay, well,
okay to each his own okay, but anyway, so okay,
we are you just stealing my bit? Get away? You're
the This is the sign of a bad producer. They
can derail your help. You did not I want us
to hear about you having sex with dead people, necrophilia,

(01:36:02):
not having a right and not Jeffrey I'm sure they're
near dead. Oh god, you really? Okay, so let's go
back to that. We can always get back to this
bad thing.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Why don't you go date someone who actually can get
into it with you? I think you would enjoy it more.
I'm just saying I agree, am I.

Speaker 20 (01:36:21):
Alone his question?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
I would love that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I typically have always assumed the guy does most of
the work. Maybe I've just been deeing.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
The visual I have right now?

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Why can't they We're.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Going to tie down.

Speaker 20 (01:36:40):
They?

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Did you sedate them in some way?

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
I did not give them a Cosmopolitan.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Bill, Cosbypolitan.

Speaker 12 (01:36:48):
Yeah, are they able to if they want to?

Speaker 20 (01:36:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Okay, I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
All right then, okay, okay, anyway, so how did you
break your bed?

Speaker 13 (01:36:56):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Yeah, I broke a hotel bed jumping on it. It
was an antique at this really old hotel in Venice.
As a matter of fact, they said, we're putting you
and we're upgrading you to the suite.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
We're like, oh no, we're not worthy of that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
We had this little cheap little room downstairs, right and
some of the furniture in this room was cordoned off
so you wouldn't sit on it. It's like these are real,
You're like sleeping in a museum. So the bed was
fair game. So my friend Karen and I started jumping
on it and we broke through the floor. This bed
was probably this bed was like eight hundred years old.

Speaker 25 (01:37:27):
Floor.

Speaker 3 (01:37:28):
Oh my god, I called Bob's You get a bob
a peedick up here?

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
So yeah, texting and oh here's one. I broke a
bed at IKEA, walked away hoping no one saw. Went
back there a few days later one of the workers said, Hey,
aren't you the guy that broke the bed?

Speaker 23 (01:37:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
So once again, how did you break the bed this weekend?
The lines are y, Yeah, it's scary. Plopped on his bed.

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
Yeah, I think I bet you're gonna think twice about
plopping down, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Yeah, now I will. Now I will gently slide and
glide into my bed.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Okay, here's someone they broke the bed this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Tackling his wife.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
Like a football tackle.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
I broke my ex's bed and my current fiance's bed
frame during sex. So this guy's breaking beds and hearts
all across America. Oh, here's a ballot. My bed was
broken last year. I brought a heavy Gal home.

Speaker 11 (01:38:27):
Oh wow, that's not nice.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
They didn't break the bed, heavy Gal.

Speaker 12 (01:38:32):
Sounds like the bed was weak.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
No way, Yeah, please a lot of phones.

Speaker 25 (01:38:37):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:38:37):
Line nineteen's Joe from Dayton, Ohio. May I use the
terminology you used in the text and then you can
explain what's going on.

Speaker 19 (01:38:46):
Absolutely, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
We were talking about breaking the bed.

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
Joe says, I power bombed my wife on the bed
and that kind of did it your power? So someone
of the rooms said, yeah, the reason maybe it was
a spelling correction.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
He no, I think he mentions a power bombed, not bottomed. Okay, wow,
so you broke the bed power bombing? Yes, we're we're
fans of the w w E.

Speaker 30 (01:39:19):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 25 (01:39:19):
So sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
It gets a little spicy.

Speaker 25 (01:39:23):
Uh so you know we I got a little inverted
power bomb that you know we do sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
Okay, so this is this is an actual move in
the ring, the power bomb?

Speaker 8 (01:39:35):
Yes, absolutely, right now, Okay, well that that's a whole
ball game.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (01:39:41):
So when you see it though, when you look it
up as it, oh no, come on, he got power bomb.

Speaker 11 (01:39:49):
This is great.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
Oh my god, So what are you learning here?

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Gandhi?

Speaker 14 (01:39:53):
It looks quite acrobatic. You have to be pretty flexible
and strong, and I cannot believe.

Speaker 12 (01:39:57):
That you do this to your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
A pile driver thing right, It's.

Speaker 14 (01:40:02):
Like somebody flips like he flips her up over his
head and then slams her on the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
From that, Nate, you should learn that that's more work.
A question. What's your question?

Speaker 16 (01:40:17):
Do you say something like is there an exclamation or
something that you scream out while you do the power
bottom move?

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Or is it a solo?

Speaker 25 (01:40:24):
Absolutely, but I can't really say it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Thank you, by the way, this is crazy.

Speaker 25 (01:40:34):
I'm talking to you guys and listen to y'all every morning,
and thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Thank you Joe channel nine nine nine and beautiful day,
no Hio. Thanks for listening to us. You and your
your power of bombed wife.

Speaker 18 (01:40:44):
Have a nice night, Joe.

Speaker 8 (01:40:45):
Sounds like a part I know, I know absolutely, Jessica,
uh text, I wish no offense, but I want to
take your boyfriend on vacation with us, just in case
we need him tell.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Everyone what happened.

Speaker 27 (01:41:00):
He comes in handy.

Speaker 29 (01:41:03):
You know, we we got a hotel for the week,
and you don't have a nice little time for ourselves,
not necessarily quiet time, but some time.

Speaker 26 (01:41:13):
And yeah, you know, the bad broke.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
We heard it.

Speaker 26 (01:41:15):
We just said, oh, luckily he was able to.

Speaker 13 (01:41:17):
Go out, you know, to the car and get the
tools that he needed.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
And you know, oh, you guys, your boyfriend get again
just enough.

Speaker 8 (01:41:26):
Your boyfriend is in construction, so he was able to
fix it before you left the hotel. You never had
to pay for anything. No one ever knew it. I
bet that bed was more sturdy when you left than
it was when you got there.

Speaker 13 (01:41:35):
I'm sure it was sure.

Speaker 12 (01:41:39):
Not the only time he broke a bed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
But well, thanks for sharing. You're so so proud of that. Well,
thank you very much, Jessica, you have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
Finally we go talk to a John online. Twenty John
broke someone else's bed. See, if you're going to break
someone's bed, make sure it's not yours, right John.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
What happened?

Speaker 19 (01:41:57):
That's right?

Speaker 23 (01:41:58):
And we were having a part to get together at
one of my buddy's houses and my ex and I
were flirting and we ended up doing the dirty dead
on his bed and found out through a text this
morning actually from a party Saturday night, that we ended
up breaking his bed and had no idea until I

(01:42:20):
got that dex wolding.

Speaker 8 (01:42:21):
Oh wait, there's so many layers here. So you broke
someone else's bed with your ex Yeah, okay, all right,
that's okay, that's allowed. So I mean, so you got
a text, you said this morning from the owner of
the broken bed.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
That is correct.

Speaker 23 (01:42:39):
My buddy tight to me this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Yeah, so exactly what did you do to the What happened?
Like what broke.

Speaker 6 (01:42:48):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Had?

Speaker 23 (01:42:49):
So one of the I guess wheel parts of the
frame had snapped or something of the sort. So his
bed was leaning like leaning at a downward angle towards
the corner of the bed. But I guess during the
transition of doing the dirty it happened. Not sure when
or how, but we may have been intoxicated.

Speaker 14 (01:43:09):
But you know that's okay, all yeah, gandhi, But up
was he more upset that you broke the bed or
that you guys banged it out in his bed?

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
He wasn't upset at all.

Speaker 12 (01:43:22):
Oh, he was just like, ha ha, my bed's broken.

Speaker 23 (01:43:25):
Yeah, it was a hot He's not He's not asking
for any reimbursement or anything like that.

Speaker 19 (01:43:29):
He's broke.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
You just that that comes with the territory.

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
Wait a minute, you're not He's not asking you to
pay for a new bed, you get He's gonna do
that on his own.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
Yeah, are you good?

Speaker 12 (01:43:39):
Are you going to give him some money?

Speaker 19 (01:43:42):
I will get that kind of guy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
Come on, these things happened bread the beds break. I mean,
look at the scarid.

Speaker 18 (01:43:50):
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Break your own bed. You don't want somebody else breaking
your exactly. Tell you what though? Bed frames are not cheap.
I learned that this weekend.

Speaker 12 (01:43:57):
Scary paid for it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:59):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
All right, Well, how much you're gonna give him? Like
what twenty bucks? I mean, what do you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
It's how much you're gonna give your friend for the
broken bed.

Speaker 23 (01:44:11):
I'll probably give him a couple of hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Okay, well.

Speaker 19 (01:44:17):
Yeah, alright, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Ok?

Speaker 8 (01:44:24):
All right, thanks for sharing. All right, Well, thank you John,
you have a great day. Thanks for calling in, and
feel free. Next time you break it bed, we want
to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Call me back.

Speaker 19 (01:44:32):
Well do all right bye out here.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
It's crazy anyway, So thank you for listening to how
did you break your bed? This weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
You a so guys, Justin Bieber here, Hi, missus, Mariah Carrey.
My name is Alex Horn Elvis Durant in the morning So.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Are weaving on Alice Durant in the Morning Show? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
So the question is this, if I was dating you, Danielle, yeah,
and I called you my baby girl?

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Are you okay with that?

Speaker 7 (01:45:04):
I'm okay with that?

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
I don't know, Gandhi, Ghandi.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
When's the last time Brandon called you baby girl?

Speaker 13 (01:45:09):
Literally?

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
Never mean, it's just not in.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Your your world of what I want to be called.

Speaker 11 (01:45:14):
No, he says baby every now and then, really in
what context?

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
In what context?

Speaker 12 (01:45:20):
I'll be like, hey, baby, can you grab that whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
He'll call you baby?

Speaker 26 (01:45:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
Usually it's bug though, Hey bug, Yeah, I get bug.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
It's good.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
But baby, I don't know. I think baby to me
is a I don't know. I don't I don't know
if I definitely don't want to be called baby girl.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
Froggy wants to start calling me baby girl. Oh God,
baby girl in the morning show. Yeah, baby girl in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Why not?

Speaker 14 (01:45:41):
No, I think it's creepier the other way. I think
the daddy thing is creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
Daddy, Hey, daddy.

Speaker 12 (01:45:46):
Never I got a daddy.

Speaker 8 (01:45:48):
My dad started jokingly calling me daddy, and then anyone
else started calling me daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
I'm like, oh my god, that's life goals for me.
I want to be called daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
I have a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Did you just declare to the world's scary that you
want to be called daddy? Zad? Oh, well, you gotta
earn those tribes.

Speaker 7 (01:46:05):
Baby, she's not calling you that believe me, that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
Okay, So baby girl, yeah, you know. I guess like, hey, honey,
can you or hone?

Speaker 18 (01:46:15):
Oh dear?

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
Oh, that's what my dad called every everybody's dear. Hey,
we go through the freaking toll booth. Hey, dear, my
mother will go I don't you don't know her, and
I don't think she appreciates that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Just sold that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
He was a nice and I do believe.

Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
And we were talking about this during the song. There
are some cultures that you know, being called baby girl
is nice. It makes you feel good, it makes you
feel protected, you know, And so there's no equivalent.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
For me for a guy like knowing what what what
can you call me that makes me feel like baby?
Like your baby girl? What do you call Alex baby boy?

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Hey?

Speaker 19 (01:46:51):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Boy, What about what I used to call you? Brah nothing?

Speaker 11 (01:46:56):
Maybe you more I hate bro Hey, baby boy should
be like maybe in jail, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
You big papa, Hey, big father, Hey, big Papa.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
I would rather big Papa over daddy or big daddy.

Speaker 12 (01:47:12):
Does all of this matter? Once again?

Speaker 14 (01:47:14):
Like who it's coming from? Soone's scary's tossing it out.
It's sort of making your stomach urmber. When Danielle just
said it was like, oh, that's not so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
So so if a guy lovingly looks at his woman
and says, hey, baby girl, obviously they have a relationship
where she likes that and he likes calling her that.
I'm assuming, but looking at me and calling me a
big daddy, it's it's it's more of a funny thing, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
It depends on when you say it, like in the
throes of passion. Big daddy can be kind of you know.
Next time, Remember I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
The story My friend was with this guy. He wanted
to be called daddy. The guy called him Debbie. That's right, Debbie,
screeching Hall game called all right, Well there you go,
baby girl. You like it or not, it's our poll today.

(01:48:04):
I'm not asking you, Nate, Nate shall call you a
baby girl, baby boy, baby boy. So I don't know, Froggy,
what do you want to be called?

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
Daddy? What do you want to be called?

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Bruh, bro in the Thrones of Passion? Hey, Brah, give
it to me, b Yeah, watch the teeth, bra We
move on. That all you got, brou All right, all right,

(01:48:46):
moving on? Give it hey, hey, baby God, I'm gonna
need a harder bruh.

Speaker 24 (01:48:52):
All right, don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand
phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
All right, scary.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
What's it all about today?

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:49:01):
So, Anita and Anna Marie are two of the receptionists
at the front desk of our business office, and they
spend all day answering business calls for several of our
radio stations. Now, sometimes listeners trying to win radio station
contests google the wrong contest number and call them by mistake.
So I thought it would be hilarious to phone tapp

(01:49:22):
both Anita and Anna Marie at the business office front desk.
All right, and pretend to be one of those listeners
trying to win a radio contest.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
Okay, we're gonna mess with Anita on today's phone tep.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Let's listen and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
iHeartMedia, Did I win the tickets?

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
This is the wrong number.

Speaker 12 (01:49:37):
What station rey trying to reach?

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
I was trying to reach for jingle ball tickets?

Speaker 7 (01:49:41):
Okay, so this is the wrong number.

Speaker 11 (01:49:43):
Okay, it's eight hundred right two four two?

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Yeah, zero one zero zero? What call, am I?

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
Though?

Speaker 26 (01:49:52):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
This is the wrong number.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
Did they get the winner?

Speaker 17 (01:49:57):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
You'd have to call could could you find out? Could
you find could you find out?

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
I Heart Media?

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
My number one hundred?

Speaker 27 (01:50:08):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Yes? Am I one hundred?

Speaker 19 (01:50:11):
Okay, this is you.

Speaker 15 (01:50:14):
The number you need is eight hundred, eight eight hundred,
eight hundred, not eight eight hundred, eight hundred, eight hundred
to fourteen.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Can my number be counted from this number?

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
But aren't you part of that station?

Speaker 17 (01:50:27):
This is the business line, This is not the studio line.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
But is it your business?

Speaker 15 (01:50:33):
Okay, you have a good day. iHeart Media.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
Hi, I gotta hung up on Did they make it
to one hundred yet? This is a place of business.

Speaker 20 (01:50:42):
I don't have time for this.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
I understand, I understand, miss, but this is ridiculous.

Speaker 19 (01:50:47):
It's not no, are you trying to playing games.

Speaker 15 (01:50:49):
I don't have time to play games.

Speaker 3 (01:50:50):
I'm trying to participate in the contest. I'm trying to participate.

Speaker 15 (01:50:53):
Maybe you an eight hundred nobody If you called it
and it's busy, that's because other people are calling.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
I heeart media.

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
I like to file a complaint. Okay, okay, The guy said,
the conscience was over and I missed it. Well, you
were calling the wrong number to begin with.

Speaker 32 (01:51:09):
No, but I was in I had a place in
line on the phone and they didn't answer. You didn't
say number sixty three, number sixty four like I usually get,
because this is the wrong number.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
You need to call the asscert number.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
But by the time that all that happened, the guy said,
it was over and when next hour?

Speaker 17 (01:51:25):
Okay, Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Could you give me tickets?

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
I don't I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
You would have to call in and win the ticket.
I got through to the station. You work at the station, right, This.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Is the business line.

Speaker 11 (01:51:36):
This is not the station.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
What time are they giving the tickets?

Speaker 26 (01:51:39):
Again?

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:51:40):
They don't tell me when they're giving them away.

Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
Could you find out.

Speaker 24 (01:51:43):
They don't give that information out.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
Shouldn't you know that they don't give that information out
to anybody?

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
Who could I talk to? I need to talk to somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
You could speak to someone in promotion.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Well, I'm trying to win this for my brother.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
Okay, Well I can try.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
My brother's in the hospital. Yeah, I mean, I really
don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 10 (01:52:00):
The tickets are like, they're all expensive on stuff hub.
I can't afford them.

Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:52:05):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
Listen, I'm desperate. Could you please help me?

Speaker 17 (01:52:09):
Don't call this number back to win tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Okay, You're the only person that I'm speaking to that's human.
Keep getting busy signals and it just keeps ringing and
ringing and ringing.

Speaker 11 (01:52:17):
Hello, iHeartMedia.

Speaker 18 (01:52:21):
Excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
I want to file a complaint.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
I've been calling.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
Can people keep telling me that I didn't win these tickets?
Do you have anything else to do with your life
instead of playing games? You know, Elvis Durant personally, Listen, sir.

Speaker 15 (01:52:34):
You've called you about ten times already, and I'm really
tired of it. This is a place of business.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
I've tried to be nice to you.

Speaker 15 (01:52:41):
You will not accept my kindness.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
And I have a job to do, Anita, I need
a jingle ball ticket.

Speaker 15 (01:52:46):
Okay, you're just being absolutely rude right now, and I
will not tolerated.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Hey, Anita, it's scary. You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 28 (01:52:58):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 26 (01:53:07):
You got me good.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 10 (01:53:16):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 24 (01:53:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
All right, let's say I'm driving the car.

Speaker 8 (01:53:40):
We're going down the highway right, and you're sitting in
the in the passenger seat, and I passed the exit.

Speaker 3 (01:53:46):
I clearly passed the exit. I was supposed to exit.

Speaker 8 (01:53:50):
Now, if your friend looked over at you and said, hey,
where are we going, I'm like, oh my god, I
totally forgot to exit. Why didn't you say something? Did
you know that we were about to miss the exit? Yes,
but for some reason thought you wanted to take me
somewhere else. No, you should have told me there's an
exit right there, and if I miss it, if I'm

(01:54:10):
about to miss it, you should tell me. As my
friend like in life. If you see a friend about
to miss an exit, you know you've missed it. Whatever
you let him know, Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:54:19):
You're you're doing You're about to do this to this
person by saying this and that. Don't say that. Maybe
think rethink that, but don't let me just keep going.
This happened to me the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:54:28):
Okay, I almost I almost passed the I passed the exit,
and then the question was where are we going?

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
I'm like, oh my god, did you see me passing
the exit?

Speaker 25 (01:54:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
Why didn't you say something? Because it looks like you
want to take me somewhere else?

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
I don't know, So it's just a thought.

Speaker 10 (01:54:46):
Yeah, scary what This happens on the show a lot
where you say you want to do stuff, Nate lays
out some things, some instructions, and you got you go
along with it. We all agree, and then you start
drifting somewhere else and I don't. I'm gonna gonna let
you keep going. I'm not gonna say get off at
this exit, because to me, I'm like, well what he had,
Elvis had a better idea right now, So we're just

(01:55:06):
gonna go along with it. And that's what makes the
show so great, right is it?

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:55:11):
Well, sometimes yeah, you improvise a lot. People think the
show is scripted.

Speaker 3 (01:55:17):
It's not. But like you do, go in directions, and
if you're going in a direction, we're not gonna stop you. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:55:22):
Well, is that the same as exiting because we have
a twelve o'clock lunch reservation at that exit behind us?

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
Gandhi, you're with me on this, right, No?

Speaker 12 (01:55:30):
I I yes, I am with you on this.

Speaker 14 (01:55:32):
But I also think that there are some people who
do not want to be told that they're missing the exit.

Speaker 19 (01:55:36):
Like my dad.

Speaker 14 (01:55:37):
If and I'm doing this very literally, if I were
to tell him you're about to miss that exit, he'll
tell me all the reasons why.

Speaker 12 (01:55:42):
That's what he plans. So I'm like, who's in the
space to be told you're about to miss the exit
twelve o'clock lunch. I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:55:49):
Else I might not with this person, the designated navigator
or we're no.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54):
No, no, no, no, just just you know part of
they are a part of the car community.

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
That I think they're totally not at fault in this instance. Well,
well no, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
Okay, let me let me there are okay, there's fault.

Speaker 8 (01:56:07):
Yeah, it's not as much fault as in, are you
the type of person who will cast me before I fall?

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:56:14):
I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:56:14):
I'm trying to make this like a simple conversation about
who is there looking out for you to keep you
from like making an ass of yourself or losing a
client or getting getting fired.

Speaker 4 (01:56:27):
A yeah, but I think you have to be careful
when because with car situations, if we're going to be literal,
there are certain people who get very offended if you
tell them what the hell to do in a car
scary in life. In life situations they might be different.
But yeah, if you tell scary where to go, Scary
tells the Uber driver where to go in the.

Speaker 3 (01:56:47):
Car, and which makes everyone in the car so yes, unhappy.
I politely suggest where.

Speaker 8 (01:56:53):
To come, don't don't, okay, Well, I tell you there's
a different Sometimes ubers, you know, they use ways, and
sometimes sometimes their map really should be watched because the
map knows what we don't know sometimes about traffic patterns
is and that.

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
But like the other day, we got into a cab.
We were going We're going uptown. The guy starts driving
down toward downtown. I'm like, this guy's not going so well.
Maybe he's gonna take the East River or he's gonna
do he was.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
He was going all the.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
Way down to the World Trade and I'm finally I said,
let us out. We are not going this way. And
I'm like, Alex, how long were we going to go
without telling him we're gonna let him take us all
the way to Delaware until we said maybe you should turn. Yeah,
the text are great. I go through this all the time.
I have the worst co pilot ever. Uh oh, you

(01:57:38):
can always just take the next exit then come back.
See that's I like that outlook. The worst is I
know I have to exit and then they say it, yeah,
people know it all is.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
In the car.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
I have to disagree.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
I get an annoying when someone jumps the gun on
telling me to exit.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
See a lot of people get irritated, and people telling
him how to drive.

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
Yes, I'm waiting for the GPS though. One day when
I missed my exit to say, hey, dumbass, you're supposed
to get out over there, stupid, I told you that's
the GPS I want in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:58:09):
Okay, yell me.

Speaker 12 (01:58:10):
Even metaphorically with life how we were just saying.

Speaker 14 (01:58:12):
You know, some people get annoyed if you try to
tell them the exit because you told them too soon.
Isn't that the same with catching someone.

Speaker 12 (01:58:18):
Before they fall?

Speaker 14 (01:58:19):
Like a lot of people will get very irritated if
you try, like you think you're looking out for someone,
and they're like, get out of my life. You gotta
you gotta know your audience walk that line.

Speaker 7 (01:58:29):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
I will not tell my husband I was driving because
that did not turn out well a couple of times.
So I'm just like, oh, you can get off the
wrong exit, burned, you got burnt.

Speaker 19 (01:58:38):
Nate, Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:58:39):
If I'm the driver, I would prefer you say nothing
as opposed to doing then get out right here do.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:58:50):
Yeah, that makes me rack.

Speaker 7 (01:58:51):
You wonder have you ever been with someone who pulls
the steering wheel? No, pull the steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:59:00):
I made this rule when I was in high school.
There's a line down the center of that car. Your
hand does not come.

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
Over that line.

Speaker 7 (01:59:07):
Attack and you die in the middle of driving.

Speaker 8 (01:59:09):
Then I there's nothing worse than yeah, I will hard
attack you. This different, but there's nothing worse than someone
grabbing your wheel, which is dangerous or at least go
look there's John and they reach over and they honk
your horn.

Speaker 3 (01:59:23):
No, no, I will know you, just like Denzel Washington.

Speaker 19 (01:59:28):
Can you will not?

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
No? No, no, no stop.

Speaker 4 (01:59:33):
I'm the worst passengers because I'm a nervous passenger. So
if you get too close to the other car and
I think you're going to hit them, like, I go,
oh god, that because because I feel like you break
to you know, to lawn take you too long to break?

Speaker 7 (01:59:46):
Drives me crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Is what the car?

Speaker 3 (01:59:49):
What are these cars?

Speaker 6 (01:59:50):
I have?

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
I need to figure out how to fix this. It
has a screen in front of the passenger, okay, and
they can choose what they can see on the screen.

Speaker 8 (01:59:59):
They can see uh, they can see uh navigation, they
can see the music. They can basically control a lot
of my functions over there.

Speaker 3 (02:00:08):
And I don't like that. I don't like them having
all that control on their side of the car. Whoever
designed this car, they thought, oh this would be great.

Speaker 8 (02:00:17):
Let's give the passengers some control and you know, something
to do, you know, over on their side of the car. No,
that's my car. I'm the captain. I'm the captain of
this ship. If all right, if you if you do
see an iceberg ahead of us. Okay, let me know and.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
We'll discuss calmly.

Speaker 18 (02:00:33):
Let me know.

Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
Com for instance, Nate Marie.

Speaker 8 (02:00:36):
Or Nate Marino is gonna be picking me up, you know,
Nate straight Nate, He's gonna be picking me up.

Speaker 3 (02:00:39):
We're gonna go have lunch. I'm anxious to see how
he drives.

Speaker 8 (02:00:42):
I've never ridden in a just a few times early
in the morning, and sometimes he would run stoplights and
almost get hit.

Speaker 3 (02:00:49):
That happened once.

Speaker 10 (02:00:51):
Now, if he's gonna go the wrong way or the
long way, are you gonna correct him?

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
Elvis, Well, no, no, he will be on He will
be on navigation. Try you were not going.

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
If I decide to go the wrong way, you will
not say something.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
If you're going where navigation tells you to go. I mean,
you know, unless it's obvious. But see you scary.

Speaker 8 (02:01:13):
If he's a passenger in your car, it's the worst
day of your life. Yeah, you during my car car
a couple times a week. What's wrong with the way?

Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
Ever? No, no, no, I said, no.

Speaker 8 (02:01:22):
You a passenger in micro if you're driving, scary tries
to control everything where you're driving?

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
What lane?

Speaker 3 (02:01:29):
What lane?

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
You're in, the speed you're driving.

Speaker 3 (02:01:32):
The temperature, the radio and what we're listening to.

Speaker 7 (02:01:34):
Experience also scary.

Speaker 12 (02:01:36):
He has certainly complained before.

Speaker 7 (02:01:38):
He called me while you were in the car to say,
how do you do this?

Speaker 12 (02:01:40):
I think I'm going to die?

Speaker 3 (02:01:42):
Elvis did that?

Speaker 12 (02:01:43):
You were in the car next to him?

Speaker 3 (02:01:45):
Who's you? Who was talking to.

Speaker 24 (02:01:50):
You?

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
Said you feared for your life?

Speaker 19 (02:01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:01:52):
Well, I told everyone on the phone that day, these
are my loved ones. I'm going to say goodbye to them.
You know, because you're driving, you are a little He.

Speaker 12 (02:01:59):
Was telling us ab out his wishes.

Speaker 18 (02:02:00):
For the future.

Speaker 8 (02:02:01):
All right, all right, so you know it is a metaphor. Yeah,
being there for someone they're about to take the exit.

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
What do you do?

Speaker 26 (02:02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:02:11):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (02:02:12):
Something about the Mercedes Benz interview lounge with Cardi B.

Speaker 7 (02:02:18):
You just seem like the type of person that has
fun and you'd want to hang out with.

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
Oh well, no, no, I.

Speaker 7 (02:02:25):
Feel like to be in my bed and gossip all day.

Speaker 3 (02:02:28):
Despite wintry conditions in heavy traffic.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
The holidays have to go on.

Speaker 8 (02:02:32):
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Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
Now, mister Ran in the Morning Show, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:02:48):
Show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do it again.
Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, pet out everybody,