FULL SHOW: The Day Froggy Went Dumpster Diving

From childhood food nostalgia to the biggest lies we believed as kids, today’s show is full of embracing our inner child. Froggy’s dumpster adventures, Caller Don’s impound lot disaster, and a heated debate over surprise parties and flipping people off!

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Our next guest is the host that the nationally syndicated
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. My list of phases. Okay, gay,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Every morning I listen
to you and Ghani and Gnielle.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Don't worry. You're not going to feel anything.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know if I would listen to that show. Welcome,
Welcome to.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I know when I was eighteen or nineteen years old,
I would drive through almost every meal. It was always
something fried. It was always something with ketchup. It was
always something with some kind of Meoi product on it,
or a taco whatever. But it was drived through. You know,
fast food is just so so accessible, right and when

(00:56):
you're younger and you don't have that much money to spend, okay,
and you eat it, you feel fine, You move on
with your day. Remember those days?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Danielle, back in the day, did you ever chow out
on something?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
In specific?

Speaker 6 (01:08):
White Castle all the time whenever we got out of
the club, it could be like two, three o'clock in
the morning, we'd go to White Castle.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
We'd have like seven each and.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh yeah, good problems whatsoever?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
It was fabulous.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No, you wouldn't feel it. What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh, Taco Bell.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
You could get the entire menu at one point for
like seven dollars. I think it's a little different now,
but man, Taco Bell, that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
We go to love it.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I'm with you, scary, did you have one?

Speaker 8 (01:31):
It was always late night disco fries, whatever I can,
whatever I could put in my mouth with a bacon,
egg and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I breakfast at four o'clock in the morning after the time,
absolutely thing, and.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
It didn't really, it didn't really mess you up. What
about yeah, straight and night.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
Oh my god, I get a super sized meal with
a chocolate shake. I'd pound that and feel fine. I
do that today I'm in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And Froggy still eats that way. I mean, you're usually
chewing on something that's crunchy and chickeny.

Speaker 10 (01:57):
I'm telling you I could. I still go to chick
three or four times a week. There you go. I
do get a grilled sandwich. I think it's a little
better because it's grilled. But why is it that we
feel like Chick fil A is a little healthier when
it's probably not. It feels like no, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Depends on what you order. If you're or in the
grilled chicken, you're better off probably, But their regular chicken
sandwiches are tremendous. All right, so good. So there's a
kid on Instagram. I know he's primarily on. He's big
on TikTok. His name is Dylan.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
He's from Florida. And Okay, by the.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Way, I'm gonna give you a warning before you go
check these videos out. Okay, I'll give that warning in
a second. Dylan eats Underscore. It's d y l A
n e a t s s Underscore. He goes to
every friggin fast food convenience place and orders the most
fried of the fried things with every creamy, drippy sauce

(02:50):
you can get, and he's so excited about it. He
comes on and says, Hi, guys, I'm back, and this
time I'm at you know, he'll give the name of
the fast food restaurant. He walks in or he has
it there is in his kitchen and starts eating it right,
and he just is so excited about it. But then
he starts eating it and you can hear this is
the warning. You can hear every bite I mean, I

(03:13):
guess the audio on our phones or something. It like
picks up every sound in the room, including the mixing
and mashing of the food in the mouth, which is which,
by the way, is where digestion starts.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Can you see what he's eating as well?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well, the parts that don't end up that end up dropping.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
The I'm gonna skip that one.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh you know what, Daniel, stop being a fuddy duddy.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
You know how I get I'll start throwing up.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
He's so excited about these dishes. Oh you should have
seen him when he walked into Chili's and his favorite
thing on the menu is the three for me special.
We can get like three things for a special small price. Anyway,
do you want to hear one of these things? If
you have if you have music zconium, yeah, if you
have mesulphonium, this is not for you. All right, let

(04:01):
me uh okay.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Hold on a second.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (04:04):
So I got the hot honey chicken dinners, and then
I also got the garlic farm.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm in such a long waiting stock. He went to
wing Stock.

Speaker 11 (04:13):
I got their fries. I also got their cheese sauce
and then I got hello, rand Okay, I'm really excited
to try the hot Honey Rube because I've never tried it.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
For and it just looks so good in ranks or whatever.

Speaker 11 (04:25):
Listen, this is honestly amazing.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Listen. All right, Well, so yeah, so you he's so
excited about it. And then I went and looked like
a crazy trip all around Instagram and and everywhere, trying
to find all these people who love to eat foods
that they're testing from restaurants right right before your eyes.

(04:54):
And they they rate them. I mean, you see all
these food critics to go to the restaurants right yeah,
and they they they rate those. This is like the Fast,
the fried crunchy fast, finished up and they get so
much enjoyment out of it.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
But I don't know if this videos for everyone.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Probably not for so much as m R. They love that.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh that's well.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Okay, Daniel, maybe some people like that sound.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
It's not my favorite.

Speaker 13 (05:21):
I think.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I just I love the fact he's so enthused over
this food. It's kind of crazy. So, you guys, there's
a lot of sauce he does. There's a lot of
sauce going on here, and for some reason. I mean,
he's young. I guess that's why he's not ballooning up
like I would do. So okay, so what have you
been obsessed with online? What have you been watching? I
got okay, go ahead and Nate, okay. Uh the account

(05:43):
is Joey Swollen. Do you guys know Joey Swollen? J
o E Y s w O l L.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
And he is the most muscular and veinous individual I
think I've ever seen in my life. But the great
thing he does, uh is he's a huge proponent of
working out. But he's also uh not afraid to shame
people that you know, they'll take videos of themselves in
the gym working out, and then they'll get this sour
puss face when somebody walks in front of the camera.

(06:13):
He's a huge proponent of saying, don't film yourself in
the gym, don't treat it your like your own personal
workout space.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do not do that.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
So he takes these videos and says, excuse me, ma'am,
this guy, this gentleman is trying to work out, and
you're giving him a load of crap because he walks
in front of your camera.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Stop that. Just let peace creak out follow I've followed
Joey Swallo. He's got over a four million followers on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
How about those.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Things in his arms? My god, he's a individual. He's
very vainy, very vain Yew Danielle, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I have to find it, come back. I'm trying to
find her.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Gandhi, Okay, I have too.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
So one of them is explaining the Universe, where they
explain all the coolest things that are going on.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Oh, you love science.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
And the other one wild Weather, caught on camera.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yes, my god, we watched that together. When you want
to watch a house blow down the street, go to
wild Weather.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
There's stuff I didn't even know could happen that happens,
like what happens when a volcano it eruughs underwater?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh my god, the wave that comes with it. Crazy.
I love that stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
But what was the the science When you're.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Talking about, oh, explaining the universe.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Is it called explaining the universe?

Speaker 7 (07:18):
It's called explaining the universe. And there are all kinds
of different phenomenon that they put on there, like how
the moon actually pulls the tide around the Earth.

Speaker 14 (07:24):
That's cool, cool, watch.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
This, hold on, pardon while I pushed my followup button
over two and a half million followers on explaining the universe.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
All right, Daniel, do you find it?

Speaker 15 (07:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (07:35):
So I have two Okay, I can't find the other one.
But the one I watch is currently Costco and.

Speaker 10 (07:42):
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Currently it's like updates from Costco.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
It's all cool things that you can buy right now
at Costco. Like there's really cool thing bulk things you
could get at Costco. So it's currently Costco. And then
I can't find her name. But there's a girl who's
a Disney princess, and she teaches you how to pose
like Disney princess. Like the other day she was doing
Anna from Frozen and she was like, now you have
to hold your hands like this. You can't put them

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to your side, you can't do this like eat. Disney
princess has a different way of conducting themselves. And she
teaches you, as she dresses that Disney princess how to
act and how your voice should sound and the stuff
like that.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
And it's the coolest thing. I can't find her damn name.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, maybe you should watch it a little more one day.
Daniel's gonna come in here sounding just like a Disney princess.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm gonna start talking like this, what.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
About you Frog?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You follow anything that you just can't get enough of.

Speaker 10 (08:34):
I follow this couple. I usually follow the woman's account.
Her name is Her name is Janie Ippolito. She's actually
there in Jersey in the New York area. Her and
her husband Dave are hilarious. But she posts a lot
of other fun things, like she'll post easy things to
fix to eat that are healthy, or she'll post all
kinds of stuff. But they are a hilarious couple. They

(08:55):
do stuff that every couple does, but the way that
they put it online is super funny. Watch them. I
watch the videos every single day. I look forward to
what they do.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
We all have these things, these these these these accounts
that were just just obsessed over. I check them out
all the time. And I love the food influencer stuff
the most. But when it comes to science and stuff
like that, to the stuff that Gandhi follows, I'm kind
of into that. Maybe I'll start getting into Disney princesses
as well.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Elvis Duran, you ruined my life with Instagram because you
suggested a page to follow that's cringey and it is
the cringiest stuff I've ever seen, and I can't unfollow it.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's called what cringing with a queue?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Right, it's cringey with a queue?

Speaker 10 (09:34):
And oh, secret buttholes one time one still secret Secret
buttholes is is fabulous because.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Everywhere in nature, everywhere in the world, there's like a
butthole looking thing looking around at you. You're right, Scotty
Bee said, yes, what's up, Scotty, I'm a weirdo. I
follow one called run Down Buildings. And so what it.

Speaker 16 (09:55):
Does is it takes like Google street views of houses
and restaurants and and stuff like that from over the years,
and it shows you how they've progressed or when they've
been knocked down and what's there now.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's actually really cool. It's interesting. Running down building, run
down building.

Speaker 16 (10:12):
Yeah, it'll show you people's homes over the years, how
they've been you know, knocked down.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Mine will be featured next. I'm sure, what about you, scary?
I love Twinkie the.

Speaker 8 (10:21):
Parrot, the cutest little yellow parrot, and it's.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Just what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm a good boy, Like this party is so cute.
I can't get I'm obsessed.

Speaker 8 (10:30):
And Bobby Parrish, you know, guys, hear this guy, He
goes he has an app out too. He goes to
grocery stores and he says what's Bobby Approved and what's not.
And he's trying to teach you how to eat healthier
because sometimes sometimes not all the time, I like to
eat healthy. So and he's got this app and you
scan all the UPC symbols and it tells you if
it's Bobby Approved or not. So I kind of try

(10:51):
and live my life that way when I'm not here.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is that where you go and you get all those
trendy things that like today we're all eating chia seeds. Yeah,
those new products.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Those products are awesome from Bobby Bobby Potters, I know him.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
But you eat them for a week and then you
stop because they're not trendy anymore.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
But I just can't keep, you know, I can't keep
these things.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I can't make them good habits.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
Then no, I said, I try these things, but then
they never work for me in the long run.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Here's your guy that re enacts the stuff from like
the home shopping that way.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'm trying to find that guy. He's hilarious. He's actually
getting a lot of traction. People know who he is.
He always dresses in drag, and then he takes footage
from QVC where people call in, like these old drunk
women from the Midwest calling it talking about the big
product that they're loving, and uh, he's the best. He's
the best. Do you guys remember I think I turned

(11:46):
you on to him.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I followed him. Let me go see if I can
find him.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I know, it's like there's so many I can't keep
up with him. Anyway. As soon as I find him,
I we'll let you know. But you know a lot
of people around the country are slowly really getting into
his stuff. Hilarious. Oh is it is it?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's Devon Pool, I think that. Yeah, that's who it is.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Hold on, Uh, it's it's Devon Pool.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
It's here.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yes, absolutely, it's Devon Pool. It's I T S D
E V O N P O O L E. Hilarious.
I mean remember the time I started playing his videos first,
we were watching them for like an hour.

Speaker 17 (12:26):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
His reenactment or reenaction, yeah, reenactment of what goes on
on the network is hilarious because he plays all the characters,
even the person on the couch ordering something while drinking
a two liter of pepsi.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
It's always not the one that dresses uff like the
girls and the you know, the beginning beard.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny, I know.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
So yeah, okay, out of all of these, go check
that one out. It's Devon Pool. I T S D
E V O P O O L E. It's Devonpool.
You'll love that. All right, this is this has been
way too long.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
We're not normal.

Speaker 18 (12:58):
Eli in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So interesting. Gandhi passed this article along to me last
week and I was reading through this article and I'm like, really,
it's called non Americans are baffled by some of the
things Americans do in movies.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh yeah, So imagine.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yourself, you know, living in France or Greece or Asia
or you know, wherever in the world, and you see
these movies and you see how we're depicted. For instance,
do Americans really use red plastic cups at parties or
is that just in movies? Oh wow, red cups?

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Right, yeah, shocking. But that's one of the things my
parents said they were shocked about. Here too, is how
much disposable stuff the United States has?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yes, do throw away a lot. Do Americans actually have
their funerals in graveyards with wooden chairs set up beside
the grave?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
That is kind of strange.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Oh yeah, I've never been to one of those. I
feel like that's more in the movies.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I've been one of those.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
You do Americans actually have yellow school buses or is
that a movie thing?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
What do we do it? It's real?

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Oh here's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Why do Americans always eat meat loaf in films and
on TV? What is a meat loaf? It's a very
American thing. Isn't that interesting? How they see us and
they witness our our way of life.

Speaker 14 (14:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Absolutely, Here's what.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I didn't understand. Do Americans actually have an obscene amount
of throw pillows? Or is this just in the movies?

Speaker 10 (14:49):
That's real?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Didn't you say something about your husband and being a
brit He was commenting on all the throw pillows we have.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
He will not let me have as many as I
would like, because he, I guests, he didn't grow up
with throw pillows, and he's like, what the hell do
we need? And that's just more to take off the bed,
more to take off, so I am not allowed to
have as many as I would like.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know, we could always reverse this and have questions
about their movies and their society or what's your question
for Danielle Nate? Yeah, well I have a.

Speaker 9 (15:17):
Question for you about Sheldon. Does he really drink a
lot of tea or is that just in the movie?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
He does not?

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, I mean I think maybe when he lived there
he did, but he drinks more coffee now.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Then they're always drinking tea.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
That's what they drink.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
My mom and dad drink a ton of tea because
you know, there was a lot of British rule in India,
so they have a lot of British customs about them
as well. My parents drink tea in the morning, and
of course high tea.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
They have to do that to.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Right hei tea And then what do we do? We
throw it in the Boston harbor?

Speaker 9 (15:46):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Exactly your taxation. Do Americans really eat potato chips on
a plate with their lunch?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
That's so weird, that's so weird.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
And then a sandwich?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Do they really put potato chips on the sand which?

Speaker 15 (16:00):
What?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (16:01):
It's sollo cream and onion potato chips on a salami
and cheese sandwich is heaven?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh so good?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
So again these non Americans baffled by the things Americans
do in movies? Do Americans actually purchase fake idsicans? Do
Americans really have five minute conversations at the door?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's funny too.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
How many times if you said, why don't you come
in and sit down?

Speaker 6 (16:26):
They go, no, No, I'm just dropping something off And then
they don't leave for like an hour and you're standing
at the door.

Speaker 19 (16:31):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Do Americans actually leave a spare key under their door?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Match?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Or is it just a movie thing?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Because if they do, that's really emmer effort dumb.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, that's true all right.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Do Americans eat as many of those bare claws at
work as TV and movies would have us belief? Y?

Speaker 10 (16:48):
Scary? Yes?

Speaker 11 (16:49):
Me?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Do Americans usually take high school football games?

Speaker 10 (16:53):
Really?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Seriously? Is that's just something in the movies?

Speaker 8 (16:55):
No?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
Especially, that's yeah seriously.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, I Do Americans actually eat peanut butter and jelly?
Or is it like a fake movie thing?

Speaker 4 (17:03):
No, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
According to the movies, all Americans have a bag of
frozen peas in the refrigerator, but they never use them.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
While cooking.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Why I used frozen peas just last night, so.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Shut out to cook with Yes, well, okay you're supposed
to do with them if you hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, oh you put another black eye?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Do Americans really wake up and drink milk from the corton?
My boys?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
So disturbing? I hate that one.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, do Americans actually care about home Well? Hold on saying,
see I drink sometimes I drink milk out of the
cartons because Alex doesn't drink milk.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Oh, so then okay, you're not sharing it. It's fine.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
Well, technically you're not supposed to do that still, because
once you introduce your saliva into something, it changes, it
starts to break it down.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
So technically you're not supposed to.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
Thank you here, welcome science the Americans.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Do Americans actually care about homecoming as much as the
movies make it out to be?

Speaker 10 (17:57):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Not where I grew up, we did not have homecoming
in the Bronx where I grew up.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
That was a movie thing. We did not have that.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
We had homecoming, Homecoming, King and Queen, a big homecoming game,
or people would come back, the alumni from high school
days would come back, Mollie is online. Two, Hey, Molly,
isn't this list interesting? How they perceive us overseas?

Speaker 20 (18:21):
It's super interesting. It's kind of crazy. You don't think
about it. I've always heard that people learned how to
do telecalls through friends, but whatever. I had a friend
that brought over a like an exchange student. It was
in my early twenties, and we handed him a beer
in a red Solo cup. And he was from like

(18:41):
Germany or something, and when we handed him the red
Solo cup, he freaked out, like he went, oh my gosh, it's.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
The cup, the cup, you see.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I would do the reverse.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I would go to Germany and go, oh my god,
it's a stein, a beer stein. I see you guys
eat drinking out of those beer steins in your beer
gardens all the time.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
It's a beer garden.

Speaker 20 (19:12):
Welcome to our terrible beer in a red cup.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yay, I love it. I love it.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
You freaked out?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
So was it a Did he consider it an honor
to drink out of a red Solo cup?

Speaker 21 (19:24):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
He did.

Speaker 20 (19:24):
He said, I cannot wait to go home until everybody
I went to an American party and drink from the red.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Solo cup you know, the Solo cup company should make
a red Solo Stein where the heads a little lid
on the top of a beer stein.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I have an idea here, well, don't you remember, Well.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I wanted to do the Weinstein is my idea.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
That was my idea. Clearly the thing is and then
so it's like drinking wine but it has a little
lid on it like a stein. But then Harvey Weinstein
ruined it. So I can't you know, I don't want
to after him. Weinstein screwed me up.

Speaker 20 (20:01):
I mean, you'll never have a party fell.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, it's true. Thank you so much for listening, Molly,
go have a good day.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Thanks for your story.

Speaker 22 (20:09):
Thanks, thanks a lot.

Speaker 20 (20:09):
I have a great day.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
What was that, Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (20:12):
So in a in a ninety day fiance? You know,
the concept is you get engaged to somebody from overseas,
bring them here and introduce them to the American way
of life before you get married. Every single fiance from
overseas is stunned by the American breakfast.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
They all say, what is this sugar bomb that you
guys hit yourselves with?

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Immediately like the cereals that we eat donuts? Oh my god,
donuts throw them off bacon, the amount of processed meat,
all of it. I mean, they are just like you
start the day with this.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
You don't. Out of all my travels overseas, only the
UK did like a big breakfast with sausages and stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yes, those are you good?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You go to France or Italy what a grease stage
and they're like, what does have coffee? Shut up right?
What's scary? Counterpoint?

Speaker 8 (20:55):
When I went to Italy, I was looking for breakfast,
I'm like, where are the eggs?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
And they're like, now you could have this role with
some lutella on it and that's your bround slice like
Deli meats and stuff like that.

Speaker 23 (21:05):
Was like what?

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Speaking of the UK, I didn't know they didn't have cheerleading.
When I was doing a Peloton class. One of the
instructors Hannah Frank's and it lives in the UK, and
she was talking about cheerleading and she said, growing up,
we never had that. We would see these movies and say,
how come we don't have things like this?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
But they didn't have it. That's crazy to me.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Let's see, I'm almost in the list.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Uh okay, do Americans actually have lab partners? Is this
the movie thing? Why don't they do schoolwork alone?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Do Americans eat fish fingers?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I've seen them in American film fish fingers.

Speaker 12 (21:38):
Like six yeah, fish sticks, It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Why do Americans and films always sit on their counters
to read newspapers and drink coffee?

Speaker 5 (21:47):
That's what we do?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
And in movies? Why do Americans crumple their money? Is
this actually the real thing in life? Because I don't
get it.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I like a dollar bill like like it looks like trash.
Yeah whatever, Hello Becky, Hello, oh cheerio. So the stereotype
is correct. How much tea do you drink per day?

Speaker 24 (22:06):
Well?

Speaker 22 (22:06):
I always have a cup of my old gray in
the morning, and I normally have another cup possibly about
an hour later or another hour later. But in England
they drink.

Speaker 21 (22:16):
So much tea.

Speaker 22 (22:17):
My mum and my dad drink tea all the time.
And my sister they won't go home and have a beer.

Speaker 20 (22:22):
They go have a enough cup of tea.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Right See. I love that.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
When I'm over there, I get into the tea culture
because it's it's fine, you know.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I feel like I'm in England.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
I'm drinking tea, and I feel like tea fixes everything.
Like I remember my mom, my mother in law, she
would always say, oh can.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I make you a cup of tea?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Will that make you feel better?

Speaker 22 (22:40):
You know It's like, yeah, thats just cue as things,
but doesn't it. In England, if you have workers come
in the house, say you're doing your bathroom or whatever,
the first thing they do is you make you a
cup of tea and they definitely have milk and always
have sugar in the tea. And then throughout the day
you just make tea constantly for them.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's a tea, it's a tea machine. Becky. It's wonderful
hearing your voice. Thank you for listening to us, and
I hope you have a very very fabulous day today.

Speaker 21 (23:08):
Okay, it's lovely to talk to you to thank you
very much.

Speaker 22 (23:10):
You too, have a lovely day, you too.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
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Speaker 3 (23:45):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Show, Hey, is there something in your hometown the outsiders
would never understand. I'll give you an example. Here in
New Jersey, there used to be a theme park called
Action Park. Daniel I remember growing up and scary. Remember
and Scotti b hearing their correct Action Park these really

(24:06):
I remember cheesy commercials.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
We ran them here on Z one hundred.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Anyway, as my friend Tom was saying, if you ever
went to Action Park, there was a good chance you
would actually die on the roller coaster. It was like,
there's always like some story. I have a story. Yeah,
Danielle almost died at Action Park, right.

Speaker 17 (24:25):
I went on.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
I went on the luge.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
I went on the luge slide and scraped up my
entire back and there was blood and everything, and I'm like, oh,
I was in so much pain.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
But I did have a good time.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
At the park. But it was yeah, Action Park was
there was a water park, Yeah, a good time while
the skin was being scraped off your back. Anyway, they
wanted to change the name from Action Park to class
Action Park because there was always someone that you know
out yep, like Froggy where you're from, like where like
your town or in South Florida where you were originally

(24:58):
living when you first joined you.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
A lot of people did not understand Santa's enchanted Forest,
like they didn't get it. And God, he knows what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
People don't when I got it.

Speaker 10 (25:09):
If you're from South Florida, you get it. But if
you're not familiar, you're like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
No, well tell me what it is now, I want
to know what it is.

Speaker 10 (25:17):
It's like an amusement. It's like a Christmas amusement park,
but people don't understand it. And it's the same with
the swap shop that used to be in uh in
Broward County. The swap shop was another one. It was
it was like a glorified flea market, but it was
fun and if you're from South Florida, it makes sense.
If you're not from there, you could not have it
in any other town.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Oh and it also used to have a terrible jingle.
Santa's Enchanted Forest.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Sentace tenent Forest.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
I used to have to explain to my friends who
would come down that if there is a body of water,
I don't care if it's a puddle, a canal, whatever
it is, don't get near it because something is lurking.
All of my friends used to be like, Oh, that's
so cute, Let me go down there and splash around. No,
alligators and snakes exist down here.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh man, Yeah, people are at texting and your Action
park was terrifying. Almost drowned. Someone said the Alpine slide
was deadly. Yeah, right, by the way. I made a mistake.
I met the Alpine slide. I didn't mean roller coaster.
So thank you people for chastising me. Because Karen is listening.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Hey, let's talk.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Let's go talk to Brody. Hey, Brody, Well, yeah, so
I mean you're from You're from Brooklyn. In Brooklyn is
something that outsiders would never understand.

Speaker 24 (26:39):
Oh, we had something in bench and Hurst growing up
that maybe you've heard of. We had something called the Mafia.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 24 (26:50):
They didn't have a jingle like Froggy and gandhiad. They
didn't have a jingle but everybody knew who they were
and everybody appreciated them. They're all really good people.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I love this a text message.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Where I grew up, we used to have drive your
tractor to school day. I want to know where they're from.
I would love to talk to them. In Eerie, they
have Pepperoni balls. No one understands the hype for Pepperoni
balls unless you're from Eerie. You're from Erie, right, uh?

Speaker 9 (27:21):
Straight In a y they actually named the basketball team
the Pepperoni Balls.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
That's that's a real thing.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Like they were trying to figure out something that is
totally eerie. So they said, well, why don't we name
our basketball team the Pepperoni Balls?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So yeah, how about that? Okay, do you guys know
what a Pepperoni ball is?

Speaker 9 (27:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
No, I'm not from airing. They're fantastic.

Speaker 9 (27:45):
It's a ball of dough that is fried and in
the middle is like a couple of slices of pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's so good. That sounds goody So so, have you
ever eaten a garbage plate like they have in Rochester,
New York?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
No, what's that?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's a plate of everything. It's just everything. I don't
know if you're from Rochester, you know what I'm talking about. Yu, Well, no,
but they call it the garbage plate.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
What's scary.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
When I visited Saint Louis, they had this cheese there
called Provel, and I'm like, what, yeah, Provel?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
What is this unique cheese? I can't get this anywhere
else in the country.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
It's its own thing, and they put it on pizza
and it's so unique and it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Is it's a whole different flavor. As a matter of fact,
there are pizza places in New York that have that.
Do Saint Louis pies with Provel.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Pie?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, Freedo pie. Yeah, from from the South. We used
to have Freedo pie all the time, where you open
up a little bag of Frito's, like the little single
serving and you'd pour hot chili in there with some fruit,
with some fresh onion and some cheese and you fart
all day long.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
You'd just fart.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
All day long, you know. And Garrett growing up on
Staten Island, it's not really the big thing anymore, but
it used to be the garbage dump. People used to
think of Staten Island as the place where the garbage dump.
And there's so much more on Staten Island than that.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Yeah, yeah, gandhi, what is you guys can explain to
me Taylor Taylor Ham versus a pork roll.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I don't know what.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Well, they're the same thing, right, I mean, Taylor Haam
and pork roll. It's such a Jersey thing, like a
North Jersey thing. You'd order an egg sandwich in the
morning with with with pork roll with Taylor Ham. And
it's this Taylor Ham that's I don't think there's really
any specific part of the pig you can find it.
It's just all parks.

Speaker 14 (29:32):
So it's Taylor Ham brand pork roll.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
And in North Jersey they call it Taylorham, but in
South Jersey it's pork roll.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
But it's the same thing it looks like. And then
you go over to Pennsylvania. Then you go to Pennsylvania,
they have scrapple. Now, you know, I never knew what
scrapple was until I lived in Q and O two Land,
And then when I moved from Q and O two
in Philly to Z one hundred to New York. They
said Elvis Duran moving from the Scrapple to the Big
Apple I'm like, no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
I'm like, what a scrapple.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Scrapple is just chopped up everything from the pig man.
It's okay, it's everything, all right? Yeah? Yeah. And in
Fort Myers they say they have something called the peanut egg.
It's a hard boiled egg that's marinated in boiled peanut water.

Speaker 25 (30:16):
Who know.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, anyway, Hey, Brody, how's your day going.

Speaker 24 (30:23):
Yeah, it's going well. The morning's doing the move very well.
I got to talk about the uh you know, the
mafia on the radio, and uh, what could I ask for?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
All Right, there you go, and your day is done.
What a busy day at the office you had? All Right,
We love you, Brody. We'll check back with you a
little bit.

Speaker 10 (30:39):
Okay, I love you too.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Hey, Hey, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Used to live in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
What were those candies that every time I've gone to
Ohio they always give me a box of these things?

Speaker 10 (30:49):
There?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Buck eye?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh guys, yeah, buckeye.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
So, by nature, a buckeye is actually a poisonous, not
that you can't really eat.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
But if you see a.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Candy buckeye, get it because it's lovely chocolate, just filled
with peanut butter and they're beautiful and they taste it.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Then you go to Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You have cheese curds in Wisconsin and uh, I don't
know who's on the line twenty four with Bernard.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Hey, Bernard, how are you doing?

Speaker 9 (31:17):
Hey?

Speaker 26 (31:18):
How you doing them?

Speaker 8 (31:18):
All?

Speaker 24 (31:18):
Right?

Speaker 10 (31:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Where are you from? And what from your area? Can
can you explain to us that we know nothing about.

Speaker 23 (31:26):
From Virginia and this in the seven five seven area,
it's pork smith Norfolk all that we have deep fried
blue crabs. Everybody else seen them, but we deep fry
them in batter, and.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
God that sounds awesome.

Speaker 9 (31:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (31:43):
You can go twenty miles of the row you can't
find it. But it's only in this seven five seven area.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh man, deep fried blue crab. Yeah, I want some
right now.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Y from my tom tongue.

Speaker 23 (31:55):
It's all about the batter that you have to eat
the whole all of the batter, then you get to
the crab.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I meant it.

Speaker 14 (32:04):
I meant it.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Thanks for sharing that. If I'm ever there, I'm coming over. Bernard.
Thanks for listening to us. I appreciate it. Take it easy.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, you know, so you have to explain you have
to explain to people what these things are in your area,
action park or something you eat. But I don't know,
but scrapple. Try some scrapple. I suggest everyone you have
to mail order. If you're not from Pennsylvania, do it.
Being from Texas, we had fried pies. If you guys

(32:32):
ever had fried pie.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh no, that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh god, it's so good. There was a little cafe
down the street from where I lived, and they did
these fresh apricot fried pies. They'd fry up the apricot
in the pies. And remember the McDonald's fried pies. You know,
I don't freaking kind of like that. And my mother
would bring me an apricot pie home from lunch in
a paper bag, and by the time it got back

(32:56):
to the house, it would fall out the bottom of
the bag because there's so much grease. Just integrate the bag.
I love that memories anyway.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Moon pie.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
I love moon pies.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
My friends in Nashville always send me some moon pies
every now and then.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
They're so good.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Oh my gosh, Froggy the moon pies, he said, the
moon pies.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Oh absolutely. From the South, we always had moon pies.
You go to the store and you get a Lance
Moon Pie and a coke.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, we see, we get a Lance Moonpie and an
RC Cola. I don't know if you ever heard of
rc Cola. That's the thing in the past. I think
I don't know. Anyway, moving on, there's also the sweet
Corn Serenade Festival in beautiful Oscaloosa, Iowa. Boiled Peanuts in
South Carolina. Yep, you know you have your own thing.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
In your town, so you know, don't take it.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Don't take it for granted, even if it is a
water park that could possibly kill you.

Speaker 18 (33:52):
Elvistan, the haggiest Elvister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Elvis d Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Do you like surprise birthday parties?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I mean, have you ever been the victim of a
surprise birthday party?

Speaker 27 (34:18):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Did you enjoy Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (34:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I loved it.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Actually, it was so nice that someone else did all
the planning and I just got a party.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Danielle, did you like being surprised?

Speaker 14 (34:26):
I did.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
I almost ruined it because I was in go but
I liked the surprise once I was there, because I
you know, I was like, no, I'm not feeling great.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Blah, I'm just like, you need to go.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So my very dear friends, Michael and Michelle. Michael threw
a surprise birthday party for his wife Michelle last night,
and you know, we were waiting and waiting. They walked
through and I was surprised, and she definitely was surprised.
It was it was fun. It was great to see
the reaction on her face. But I didn't I didn't
leave till like twelve thirty.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I'm like, I'm just on fumes. I'm just like Dad,
these people are trying to kill me.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Convinced.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
We went to this restaurant out of here in New
Jersey called Rails. Have you ever heard of it? Scary?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I think you have?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Right, Yes I have. And they have this speak easy
slash cave in the basement where you have to you
have to find a book on a bookshelf. You have
to pull the right book, and then then a bookshelf opens,
and you walk down a hallway and then you have
to pull on the lantern on the wall and the bookshelf.
A second bookshelf opens. I'm like, it sounds awesome, but

(35:30):
I'm like, I just want to get in there. I'm like,
can you just open the door?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Those in a home?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That would be amazing, Right, It was pretty amazing, So
rails somewhere here in New Jersey. It was fantastic. The
food was amazing. It was good surprise party. But like
I said, they didn't let me go till twelve thirty.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
They didn't let you go.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
They would not release me. Scary Scary hates surprise parties.
I do well. I hate being the victim of a
surprise party.

Speaker 28 (35:57):
Now.

Speaker 8 (35:57):
I love my girlfriend to death's rate. She planned me
a surprise party. But the problem was this was several
years ago. You're not in control of anything. So I
get there and I'm like, oh no, you forgot these
three people.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Now these two people a gonna be pissed at me.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
And then another one of my friends flies in and
sends me a belly dancer. A belly dancer shows up,
and I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 10 (36:20):
What year is this?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
So I just hate being like not in control. See
you know what this sounds like. It was a fun party.
You just don't the control. See Scary is the kind
of guy. He's the back seat driver, tells you how
to drive your guy.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Literally he does being in an uber with him is insane.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
That's why Scary and I don't get along because I'm
always in control when I'm in that studio. But anyway,
it was a fun party. It was so great.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
The only surprise party I don't want is a baby
shower because you don't know how you're gonna feel. You're
gonna you might feel like crap. And if you know
you're having your baby shower at Lee, you'll try to
put an effort into looking decent.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
You might look like who knows what.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Well, that's the thing. So Michael, Michelle's husband, Uh, he
calls Michelle's mother and says, she's kind of dressed a
little frumpy. What do I do? So they had to
come up with a way to make her, you know,
dress up a little more. Yeah, and she turned up beautiful.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
You know what you can do?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Also, you can have a change of clothes for that
person at the restaurant or whatever, so that when they
get there, if they look like crap, you just go
don't worry. I got youa and you give them a
change of clothes in the back.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh, someone just sent me a text that restaurant rails.
They said the Real Housewives of New Jersey had a
party there. I guess they flipped some tables. Yes, anyway,
it was a good night. But twelve thirty people forget
that we wake up in the middle of the night
to come do this job.

Speaker 28 (37:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Can we just have a noon show rather than a
morning show? Can we do that?

Speaker 11 (37:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Figure that away.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
It wouldn't be the breakfast program.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Then it would be the lunch program, the Bunch about
a brunch, the Brunch Program. It's illustrated of the Brunch
showb Is Jordan still on line twenty four? Yes, yes,
we're talking about surprise parties. Not always a good idea.

Speaker 29 (37:57):
Hello Jordan, Hi, y'all bore well Jordan, how you doing?

Speaker 21 (38:03):
I'm doing very well? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
So what happened in your little town? First of all,
what's the name of your town? Where are you?

Speaker 21 (38:10):
I'm in southwest Georgia, so I'm about thirty minutes south
of Albany, which is the biggest city.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
It's a beautiful place. I love. I love that you
live there. So what happened in your town?

Speaker 21 (38:23):
So, this old lady was having a surprise party at
a church and her family was and they willed her
in in a wheelchair to the surprise party and everybody
yelled out surprise and she had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh no, did she survive? Is she okay?

Speaker 21 (38:42):
Yeah? Yeah, she survived. I mean they just had to
take us to the hospital in the ambulance.

Speaker 30 (38:46):
But she fought up.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Can you imagine surprise? Oh, dear god, she's blue. So
maybe surprise parties aren't for everyone?

Speaker 21 (39:00):
Is that maybe maybe an age woman?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I don't know. Good God, that's not good. Hey, Jordan,
what are you doing today?

Speaker 21 (39:08):
I'm actually on the way to work. I teach. I'm
actually on the way to work.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Now, you do you teach? What do you teach? What
do you do?

Speaker 21 (39:15):
I teach fourth grade math and science?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh my god, I hate math. Love science? Yeah, fourth
grade exactly. Oh my god. You know what. We love
our We love our teachers. Hey do you have a
are you online?

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Are you doing funding for your classroom at all?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
So?

Speaker 21 (39:31):
I'm actually I do a lot of I do virtual
first half day and in class second half, and I
do a lot of donor shoes. I'm actually working on
one right now.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
All right, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna hook you
up with. Andrew, my assistant. He actually came into work today, okay,
and we're gonna take care of you on Donor's shoes. Okay.

Speaker 21 (39:49):
Oh, I appreciate it.

Speaker 26 (39:50):
Thank y'all.

Speaker 21 (39:51):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, we love that you're listening. Thank you so much. Jordan,
you have a great day.

Speaker 21 (39:55):
Okay, y'all too.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Hold on one second. And to all of our teachers listening,
we I love you. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
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Speaker 1 (40:34):
Is there a food that you're just not crazy about?
But if you ever admit it to the world, people
give you crap? Yeah, Like, for instance, Danielle doesn't like mayo, Yeah,
of course we give her a crap. I can see
how you'd be a little iffy on mayo. I'm gonna
give you that.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
At a lot of people have come forward and said
to me, I don't like it either, So that's okay.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
What about you, Gandhi cinnamon?

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Oh yeah, anytime I say I don't like cinnamon, people
act like it's the end of the world.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Oh how could you not?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Well, I tell you, my friend Pete doesn't like cheese.
So when so when? Okay, So, hey, I have a
friend who doesn't like cheese. What's your natural response? What's
your natural response?

Speaker 12 (41:10):
He's crazy, exactly, but he's he's been this way his
entire life.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And so when they go out to dinner and he'll say, please,
I just don't eat cheese. Everyone, I mean, not only
do they go, oh okay, that's interesting. They basically put
him on a cross and crucify him. Yep.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
I dated a guy who didn't like French fries and
would make it a point to talk about how much
he hated French fries, and I think that's why we
ended up not dating anymore.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, that's crazy, I know.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
But you're throwing You're throwing out the baby with the
bath water. I mean just because it doesn't like French
fries or doesn't like cheese.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I mean, to me, cheese is you know?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I love cheese.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
But if you don't like cheese, I'm not gonna make
you feel like crap.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
But he doesn't like any cheese.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
I mean, there's so many different cheese.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Cheese. He likes something.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
He can't eat. He can't eat a little milzarella on pizza,
but just a little, that's all. And it's not a
stomach thing. What about sharing the morning show?

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Could you okay? Okay, listen to what you're doing. People,
calm down. If someone doesn't like something, why do you
want to make them feel awful because of it? People
make me feel awful about hating watermelon. I hate watermelon,
But people, how could you're not? It's the person, you know?

Speaker 17 (42:29):
Hey, scary?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Scary?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I stand in solidarity.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I'm not. I'm not a massive watermelon fan myself. I mean,
I'll eat it if I have to, but if someone
offers it to me, I usually say no, thank you,
But don't don't throw me out and cast me aside
as a friend?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I think with me?

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Why I get shocked about it? I'm not trying to
make someone feel bad. But if I like something so much,
I feel like they are missing out on joy that
I have, and I just want them to have that
same joy. All Right, you hate it, fine, you don't
like cheese, you don't like friends fries, whatever.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
They get a joy out of not eating it. Okay,
here's let's go to Scotty be. This is gonna set
the world off. Really, yes, Scotty go.

Speaker 16 (43:04):
I don't like avocado, and I don't understand why it's
on everything. You go to a sushi place or even
a supermarket that pre makes the sushi avocado on everything,
they just assume everyone loves avocado.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
So no, nope, I don't like asistency. That would qualify
absolutely it's very avocado. You're not human. See see stop it.
Stop saying that to people. I mean, I really think,
I mean you could take.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
It beyond food.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
There are so many things that people that people like
or dislike in life, and we find we have to
like cast our crap on them, like, like, really, mine
is popcorn. I just don't like popcorn. I don't know it.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I might see that, not even kettle corn.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You know what if you coat it in candy all ead,
but no, you can you have more for you because
I'm not eating it.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Line nineteen, it's Hannah, Hannah. You have no.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Desire for pizza whatsoever. You do not like it?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I hate pizza?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Okay, stop stop everything, Nate. Don't they say things like that.
I don't know what it is about. Maybe there's one
thing on the pizza that you don't like, but you
don't like the entire day pizza. Okay, hold on, Danielle,
you had a point.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
What was your I just want to know what it
is about pizza that you don't like.

Speaker 22 (44:26):
It's sauce.

Speaker 15 (44:28):
I don't like Lazania either.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Okay, stop it, stop it terrible, have.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
More tolerance, yes, Gandhi?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Is it maybe like an Italian food in general?

Speaker 21 (44:41):
Thing?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Anything? Anything with red sauce?

Speaker 28 (44:43):
Is it? No?

Speaker 15 (44:44):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Chicken palm?

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Okay, okay, so you may have pizza without red sauce.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
You could have like pesto.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
On your pizza, white pizza, still pizza.

Speaker 15 (44:55):
What I used to do is take the cheese off
the pizza and then take a napkin and just wipe
the sauce off. Put the cheese back on.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Nate, Nate, stop it stop it that she doesn't like.
You know what, I can give you, guys, a list
of things you probably don't like it. Oh god, no,
oh of course, all right, but you're good. You're good, Hannah.
Don't let them give you hell. But we have more questions,
jes kandha.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Well, no, I mind's more of I think it could
be a genetic thing with some people, because my dad
hates cinnamon, and I hate cinnamon, and I hated it
before I ever even really knew that he hated it.
So I wonder if there's something in your DNA that
changes a taste for you. So something everyone else enjoys
you hate, like Elvis, you hate cilantro. I love cilantro.
And there are a whole bunch of people like you
who what you said, it tastes like soap.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
It does, and it's all apart. It's a genetic makeup thing.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
I'm allergic to, you know, fish, I'm very allergic to it.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
You're alert, you're not allergic to fish. You just you
you don't like fish, so you don't like fish. There's
a difference. You shouldn't say you're allergic, because I mean
that that could turn to an entire kitchen in a
restaurant upside down because I know.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
But if someone asks me, I'm so tired of having
to explain why I don't eat fish.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Why so I just say I'm allergic to it.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
It's easy.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
This is my point, this is our point. You should
not have to explain to anyone why you dislike anything.
Like for instance, Hannah, you don't owe anyone an explanation
why you don't like tomato sauce. You don't. You just don't.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
I just don't like it, and we leave it at that.
You're okay, You're good.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I mean, who knows.

Speaker 15 (46:30):
Maybe maybe I'll do ancestry dot com and find out
I have some weird genetic disorder that makes me hate tomatoes.
Maybe Gandi is reat.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Maybe maybe maybe you've had your family has had way
too many tomatoes in the past.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Maybe you're a part of the del Monte family.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
We don't know. I will thank you, Hannah, enjoy your
weekend without pizza. You're okay by me. These other people
have a little tolerance for people who are different. People
are different. Priscilla line eighteen. She's like Danielle. Danielle you
and Priscilla, Priscilla.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
You don't like seafood at all. You hate seafood, don't you?

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Now, do I have a reason. Do you have a reason?

Speaker 21 (47:12):
I do not.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I just don't think it smells good.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
I don't think it tastes good.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
There's nothing a pille about it whatsoever.

Speaker 17 (47:21):
When I get back, well, when I get that, like.

Speaker 15 (47:25):
Oh my god, you don't like seafood, I for tight
to say so that I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Get that guilt trip. I just say, I'm alardic.

Speaker 17 (47:32):
Spy, I'm not alone.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
But you don't have to do that. You don't owe
anyone an explanation. You're fine, Danielle. I respect the fact
that you don't like seafood. A friend of mine says,
I don't like fish because it smells fishy. Well, okay,
that makes sense, because it's fish. Well that's that's because
because that's rotten.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
That's not right. That's not rotten.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Fish smells like the ocean, as they say, but it
has it has an ocean smell.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
People don't like it.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
I don't understand when people say, well, this piece of
fish doesn't taste as fishy.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's fish.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Doesn't it all taste like.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
No ship, no, no, because some fish does taste way
more fishy.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Than exactly what doesn't make it bad scary? And you're fine.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
For Sila, Do you go on through life without eating seafood?
You're totally fine.

Speaker 21 (48:14):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Have a great day, you too too.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'm sorry that I get mad.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I just people get so crazy about people who do
or do not like things that they don't like, and
I just that's not fair for them. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Now that I've yelled at.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Everyone, I've heard the term don't yuck somebody's yum. This
is more. Don't yum. Somebody's yuck is.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
What this is?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yes, sort of, It's all good.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It's all good.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
It is all good.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Hello, Garrett, good morning, Garrett, has your phone tap?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
What's it about today?

Speaker 14 (48:55):
So Bella wants to play a phone tap on her dad.

Speaker 31 (48:57):
Now, Bella has been begging her parents for a tetto
and the answer obviously has been no for the longest time.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Huh, So we.

Speaker 31 (49:03):
Figured this is perfect time to do a phone tap.
So Belle is going to call Dad saying, hey, I'm
in a little bit of a vine. Then I'm going
to play the guy that does the tattoo?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Are you the tattoo artist?

Speaker 12 (49:12):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (49:12):
All right, let's listen into Garrett's phone.

Speaker 32 (49:14):
T Hello, I.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Bro, Yeah, what number you call it?

Speaker 23 (49:20):
From kids to store?

Speaker 22 (49:23):
But I was just wondering if you could give me
two hundred dollars.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
Wait, you're right where are you?

Speaker 17 (49:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (49:30):
I'm trying.

Speaker 33 (49:31):
Just don't worry.

Speaker 22 (49:32):
I don't really want to talk about.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
It right now. Can you just like then, moll me
two hundred dollars?

Speaker 25 (49:36):
Please tell me what happened.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I went into the city and I got a tattoo,
and I thought it was twenty dollars.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Wait two weeks im money stopped talking?

Speaker 25 (49:46):
You've got a tattoo.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I didn't want to wait, Like it didn't.

Speaker 25 (49:51):
Did we not sit down and agree that we were
You were going to wait so that you could think
about it before you made a decision that was permanent
in effect.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Of your life.

Speaker 22 (50:00):
I didn't even get in a place where anybody's gonna
see it. It's like basically on my inner thigh.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Okay, christ what you please just listen to me and please.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Just send me the money.

Speaker 17 (50:09):
If you don't, that's not gonna let me leave.

Speaker 28 (50:12):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (50:12):
Well, well, wait to excuse me.

Speaker 25 (50:13):
He's not gonna let you leave.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Put him on the phone.

Speaker 25 (50:16):
Put him on the phone right now.

Speaker 33 (50:17):
We'll put him on the phone.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Okay, I want to talk to you.

Speaker 22 (50:21):
Can you can you talk?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Please?

Speaker 34 (50:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Hello, hey, and listen, this is my little girl.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
Okay.

Speaker 25 (50:28):
Obviously you like to take advantage of kids.

Speaker 10 (50:29):
You don't know what the ki're doing.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
But I'm telling you right now. Let it go right now.

Speaker 25 (50:33):
Otherwise you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Have to do with me.

Speaker 14 (50:34):
Yo're right Yo. Your daughter came in. She asked her
a tattoo. I gave her a tattoo. She thought it
was twenty dollars, and now she wants to leave and
she doesn't have any money.

Speaker 25 (50:43):
Yeah, so what you're going to kidnap my little kid?

Speaker 6 (50:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
She no, I'm not kidd Bye.

Speaker 25 (50:48):
Later, I'll give you twenty bucks for your time.

Speaker 14 (50:50):
Okay, No, why don't you give me your credit card
right now?

Speaker 10 (50:53):
I'm your clip.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Look, I know how these things work.

Speaker 25 (50:56):
I'm not giving you my credit card over the Yeah.

Speaker 14 (50:58):
Yeah, you're gonna run a reputable business.

Speaker 33 (51:00):
Listen to me very carefully.

Speaker 25 (51:03):
Think about what you say next, all right, And by
the way, what kind of scam you're playing, So what
would you do?

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Like, are all back?

Speaker 14 (51:09):
She wanted the word on her legs?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
So I put look, stop talking, put her back on
the phone.

Speaker 14 (51:14):
Yeah, yeah, your pots.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Can you just give me your credit card?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I don't really know why.

Speaker 30 (51:20):
And first of all, were you getting the word tattooed
on yourself?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (51:25):
You're not. That's permanent, right, that ain't coming off.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
This is why you don't do it.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
I don't understand right now.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Obviously I'm in a situation.

Speaker 10 (51:32):
We can talk about it.

Speaker 25 (51:33):
You're in a situation because you weren't thinking what put
him back on? Put him back on the phone, Bella,
put him back.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
On the phone.

Speaker 14 (51:40):
Okay, yeah, what's your problem? What's my problem is? I
knew right, So let me just get your credit card information.
I will let her go.

Speaker 25 (51:47):
You're not getting any money. Be happy that that's all
that happens, is that you just lost two.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Hundred dollars for being a joe.

Speaker 14 (51:54):
My name is actually Garrett from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. And you got phone tap by your daughter.

Speaker 25 (51:58):
Holy I'm having a heart attack over here.

Speaker 10 (52:01):
Old On, I got it down. I'm on the radio.
Oh my god, are right?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 18 (52:14):
By all participants the Elvis Oran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
What lie were you told as a kid? It turns
out it was just so far from the truth, blatant lie.
Can we talk about red blood versus blue blood for
just a second. So, were you told as a kid
that your blood is blue inside your body and it
turns red when it's exposed to oxygen?

Speaker 9 (52:44):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I remember hearing that.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Can we in fact check that?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, of course, anyone's true.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
That has to be true.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
The teacher told me that I was a kid, and
there's no way that they would not tell me the truth.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Well, okay, I'm are you looking it up?

Speaker 9 (53:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Yeah, So that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
We got into a debate over the weekend about the
your blood is blue until it hits oxygen and then
it goes red theory. Yeah, and actually I never believed
it to be true.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Ever, Why would they tell us that?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, they tell us a lot of crap now, But
I mean, I get.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Your mom and your dad telling your crap for certain reasons,
But now your teachers are supposed.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
To tell you the truth, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
But I mean they're called red blood cells, right.

Speaker 21 (53:31):
So.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah, but they I mean, if your teacher tells you,
you're gonna think.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Oh, exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
This is my point. We we are believing anything and
everything that they feed us. Okay. It says here a
common myth that veins are blue because they carry deoxygen.
Deoxygenated blood blood in the human body is red, regardless
of how oxygen rich it is, but the shade of
red may vary the level or amount of oxygen in

(53:59):
the blood. To remembers the hue of red. As blood
leaves the heart and is oxygen rich, it is bright red,
so it may be a little different in coloration, but
it's not blue.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Okay, I know.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
But see, look Danielle's moping now.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
She seems she's been living this this blue blood lie
her entire life.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
And because I think it's like, why would they tell
me that, Like, that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I don't like it because you know what, it wasn't
part of the text in your book, probably, but the
teacher said that to you because the teacher thought it
was true when they were kids too. So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yeah, because if you look at your veins.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
They're blue green, so you might as well just think like, yeah,
it's because your your blood is blue gry.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Right. I was told as a kid that the waves
at the beats were made by whales.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I would like to believe that.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah, I hear you laughing. I've I also heard that
moths are the ghosts of butterflies.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Oh my gosh, it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Cute, it's kind of but it's not accurate. My mom
always told me.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
If you chew gum and swallow it, the gum tree
will grow in your stomach. Oh yeah, And I was like,
oh my gosh, I never wanted to swallow my gum
for sure.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
See, and it worked. So at what point is a lie?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Okay, as long as it's to keep you safe from
like swallowing gum.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I mean I don't know, Yeah, I mean yeah, what
about the hole?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
You can't swim for an hour after you eat those crap?
Why did they do that to us? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Why did they do that to us?

Speaker 10 (55:27):
You're going to get a cramp, you're and you'll drown.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, well it was either one or two things. Your
mom and dad just ate, so they don't want to
deal with you right now. They're full, they don't want
to keep an eye on you in the pool, or
or they learned it when they were kids. Therefore it's
the truth for them as well, the same as the
blue blood versus red.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Blood things I said on so many hours of swimming so.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Many Line nineteen is Brandon, Hey, Brandon, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Good morning, lady, you're doing well. Yeah, so you and
your sister were told what his kids.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
So whenever we go out at night, if my sister
and I asked my mom to turn the light on
in the car, she would tell us that she couldn't
because the police would pull us over because it's a distraction.

Speaker 28 (56:12):
For the driver.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
See, my mom and dad said the same thing.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yes, wait a minute, that's not true.

Speaker 23 (56:18):
No, I don't put on for my kids.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
I tell them, okay, you can put it on for
a minute, but the police might pull us over.

Speaker 17 (56:26):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Oh my goodness, I thought a time.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
So it's not illegal to have the lights on in
your car while you're driving.

Speaker 30 (56:38):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
It might just to know your parents, but it's not illegal.
There you go, Mom and dad. You know what, I
think Mom and dads lie more than anyone else. I
really do think the big liars. All right, excellent, Brandon,
thank you for listening. And tonight when you're driving in
the dark, turn that inside light on and think of us. Okay,
we'll do all right. Thanks a lot.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Now I know why parents lie, because if you were
lied to and you've continued to believe this your entire life,
you just passed that lie right on down.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
That's what I've done.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'm wondering what else we're living a lie about.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
I like this text. There was a switch on our
big old furnace.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Growing up as a kid, my dad told me if
I ever turned that switch off, the house would blow
up and we would all die. Oh my god, it's
not funny. I used to stare at TXT. I used
to stare at that switch all the time, wondering would
it blow up if I flipped it off? And on
really quick turns out he just didn't want me to
turn off the heat, of course, what's up scary.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
Two things I totally learned that are now fake was
that number one that when you crack your knuckles you
get arthritis.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
That's untrue.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
And back in the day, we used to have a
picture of our tongue and they used to segment all
the parts of the tongue and say this part is
for sweet, this is part is for sour that tastes salty.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
That's not true at all.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
That's told me that the other day.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yeah, I think that.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I think that is somewhat true.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Okada, remember the picture of the tongue now school well, no, okay, wwheat, sour, salty.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
And yes, but scary.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Can you please gag yourself like that one more time
on our show?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
That would be just really bah because you know, when
I took a wine don't laugh a boogie wine class ones,
they talked about the different types of wine glasses you
use because it makes the wine hit your tongue in
different places because it tastes different. So that's not true. No,
it's scary. You're one hundred percent sure that different parts

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of the tongue don't detect different different tastes.

Speaker 7 (58:41):
Yes, okay, but apparently different taste buds detect different tastes,
so that wineglass thing could still hold true because it's
hitting your taste buds in a different way.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yes, okay, And.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Wait, is cracking your knuckles really not bad for you?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Doesn't?

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Guse? I was told that too.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
My whole life.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Don't crack your knuckles is bad for you.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Don't crush your eyes. They'll stick that one.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, I heard that all time.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Don't make that face, it'll freeze.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
So scary. It looks like you're right what we have read.
Taste buds that detect sweet salty, bitter sour are scattered
throughout your tongue. Some parts of your tongue are more
sensitive to certain tastes. You do agree with that one, right, okay?
All right, there you go. So I don't remember seeing
that the diagram of this sweet salty thing either is

(59:27):
looking at a diagram of a cow. This is the
rump roast. Yes, okay, okay, that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Okay, I'm still not sure that Marilyn Manson one isn't true.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
I don't okay talking about that one.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
Everybody heard that in like elementary middle school, right, that
Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed so that he could, yes, take.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Care of pleasure himself, Yes, yes, with his mouth get started.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I don't know, but everybody heard it somehow, everybody we
heard it before the internet. That's power?

Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Is it painful to have those removed? Asking for a friend,
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
We never really never got confirmation on that, did we.
I believe that I think that one could be true.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I need to believe that too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
All right, do we all agree Marilyn Manson had ribs removed.

Speaker 30 (01:00:18):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Okay, so therefore it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Happened the Mercedes Benz thank you for being.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
A Mercedes Benz. There's a reason they go the extra mile,
from testing their vehicles in desert heat and arctic cold
to creating AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences
on the road. They demand every car is worthy of
their star because it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
And list ran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show,
you know what I love.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I love my diamond, your diamond.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I heard you talking to everyone about your fitness challenge
you're doing with your friends. Oh yeah, so what are
you guys doing exactly? What is the challenge?

Speaker 28 (01:01:02):
We just want to see basically, who can work the
hardest and lose the most weight in the next twenty
eight days.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Okay, So it's a weight a weight, it's so it's numbers.
It's not just a like just fitness like moments at
the gym or now.

Speaker 28 (01:01:16):
No, because they cheat one of my friends builds much
like she. She cuts really quickly and like her body
will look different, but she's not necessarily dropping the weight
where it's like I'm different. I drop weight, but I
don't usually I don't know. You can't really see it
the way that I want people to see it. So
you know, I made it work in my to my advantage.
And speaking of numbers, there's money involved.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Reay, Okay, so talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
So we all had to put.

Speaker 28 (01:01:42):
One hundred dollars to the side, and whoever loses the
most weight gets technically three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Nice. Oh yeah, oh yes, going down, I'm going shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
You got it.

Speaker 14 (01:01:54):
It's going down, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
But you know, what's the fact that you're doing it
for health reasons?

Speaker 28 (01:01:58):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Right, So this is the incentive, is there?

Speaker 23 (01:02:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (01:02:01):
I don't like breathing heavy when I'm walking up and
down the steps.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I'm like, ah, you know. So it got me thinking, like,
what if we had our own health challenge here on
the morning show?

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Okay, oh, that means we have to tell you tell
her how much we wait.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Well, no, I'm gonna change it a little bit. Rather
than a weight loss thing, it's just a it's just
a workout thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
I like it, right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I want to do it because you know you're right, though,
people lose weight at different rates, and it's we're all different,
we're all different beasts. But rather than a weight loss thing,
like we should come up with a fitness challenge. I
don't know what it would be though, Like like Scary
has questions. I hear you know, I hear walking is

(01:02:45):
really good for you. And I know what you're hearing.

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I did physical and the doctor she.

Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
Says to me, you don't really move very much to you,
And I said, no, I'm sedentary. I have a sedentary lifestyle. She's, well,
you should probably start moving thing, just be active. So
what if we decided to walk around let's say Central
Park and we do a certain amount of steps?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Is that good enough of a chair?

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
That could be one way of doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
You know, I'm taking him taking all submissions, like, okay moving, Yes,
I hear walking is good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Hello, the doctor said, though you don't move it, you
don't move it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
What do you say you say when you got a
little bitty cage with those little blue eyes. I take
the least steps possible. I go home, and I rot.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
He sits on his couch and rots, is what he said.
Just it's not a good visual. You're rot in your bed.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
I feel like I'm not putting mileage on my body that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Way, and you're not not keeping yourself healthy that way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I'm preserving my u You know, your shoes, we don't
want to wear them out. I do know your I
don't understand what you're not preserving anything. Look, you know,
let's think about it. We don't have to come up
with the answer right this minute. But I just think
it's I love the fact that Diamond and her friends like, hey, yeah,

(01:04:08):
you know what, let's look out for each other. Let's
do this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
This fitness challenge, I.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
Think the toughest thing around here because I think for
the most part, all of us are pretty active and
move around a decent amount.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Most of us, most of us, it's the food.

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
And I don't think anyone's gonna like this opinion, but
we we might need to have a little SmackDown on
the food that comes in here.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Okay, I know, I'm I don't like that opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I know I'm a part of the problem with that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
We love food when it rolls through pizza. We love
a choke pizza. Yeah, Nate, what are your thoughts?

Speaker 9 (01:04:39):
I worked for one show and the host and I
we we decided, okay, well, let's just bang out some
push ups occasionally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
So every once in a while during the show, you'd
be like, all right, twenty, let's go hit the floor.
That's not a meathead looking thing. It wasn't a meathead thing.
It was just to get your body moving, right, like,
get some circulation. I wouldn't work.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
I wouldn't mind doing a couple of planks to start
off the day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, applied for a minute, go for it.

Speaker 25 (01:05:01):
I try to do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I tried to be planking.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Planking in about an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Oh good?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Been walking?

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Yeah, planking for two minutes every day. If you start
your day that way is supposed to really do wonders
for your So.

Speaker 12 (01:05:11):
Like two minutes, it's a long time. At the same time, Yeah,
two minutes in a row. You can't like add fifteen
do it in one minute increments?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, okay, well we'll figure this out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
We could start jogging around this place and break everyone out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, you can go running. You shouldn't run by light FM.
They get very nervous when you run by light, Gary.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Why are you grabbing your belly over there?

Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
You know this big A month ago I was you know,
I dropped thirty pounds and now some of it's coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Well, because you dropped thirty pounds, you weren't eating anything,
and now you're eating everything.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Is this how it works?

Speaker 30 (01:05:49):
We know it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Maybe. Look, I'm not going to sit here and give
give health and nutrition advice to anyone. You know, there's
nothing worse than going to the salad bar and someone
who really shouldn't be telling you what to eat is
telling you you really should Well no, well from personal experience,
get away from me. But okay, let's let's come up

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with something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Something, something jumping jacks through one of our songs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Something anything. Okay, like when I leave here, I'll do
thirteen thousand steps. That's good, I know, But how how
can we all do thirteen thousand steps?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
I mean walking home with you? Is it's a lot
of steps?

Speaker 30 (01:06:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
All right, the one day I did it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
You know, Andrew and Josh have a different approach to
their workout. They insult each other, they're verbally abusive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Maybe that would work.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Can we can we bring them in.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Let's see, let's let's see what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Don't mean to each other, Diamond can't.

Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
Well, I do about two to three thousand, but when
I was in Paris, I did fifteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Okay, well then maybe you're in Paris. You should go
to Paris. Wee wee was he was walking between crape
crape stands. Are they coming in? I'm gonna see what
they do? So okay, so coaster Boy Josh and OPS
manager Andrew are on their way in. But they yessterday.

(01:07:12):
I try to get in touch with Andrew. He could
not get back to me because he was in hot yoga. Yes, okay,
hot yoga. Where's a where's in?

Speaker 10 (01:07:20):
Where's it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Coast to boy Josh, He's on his way. Okay, okay,
well thank you for coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Hey guys, hi Josh, what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Josh always thinks that's something bad?

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Nothing bad at all, nothing bad.

Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
We were just talking to Diamond about how she and
her friends are doing a fitness challenge, and I decided
maybe we should come up with some sort.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Of formulaic challenge here as well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Okay, but I don't know how to do it, how
to start it. But Gandhi says that you two have
an interesting, interesting challenge going on with your fitness as well.
What is that?

Speaker 17 (01:07:53):
It's usually just a lot of insults to each other.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Yeah, like what like, Ghandhi, what are you talking about?
What do you hear them say?

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
You want me to actually say? I won't say who
it was about. One might have called the other one
a feral pig.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
A feral pig. Yeah, okay, Yeah, Josh, you're pointing at Andrew. Yeah,
he's the feral pig. Okay, he's not.

Speaker 13 (01:08:13):
He's not the one that called me one I called.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Okay, So you feel as if you like, if you're
rude and slicing with each other, Yeah, and you insult
each other and you're and your your bodies. If you
insult each other's bodies, it's it's a good workout for you. Absolutely,
it will lead to more workouts.

Speaker 27 (01:08:32):
If he doesn't go to the if Biggie Piggy doesn't
go to the gym, then it's.

Speaker 17 (01:08:36):
Not going to work out.

Speaker 13 (01:08:36):
Well, you are the You are the biggie Piggy because
you don't go to the gym.

Speaker 17 (01:08:41):
Excuse me, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
He wasn't he wasn't hot. Yoga yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:08:44):
Hot yoga does nothing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
We walked four miles the other day.

Speaker 14 (01:08:47):
Four mint does.

Speaker 13 (01:08:48):
Nothing for him?

Speaker 17 (01:08:49):
Please?

Speaker 13 (01:08:50):
Walking walking does nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Scary, scary shared something he heard that walking is good
for you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:57):
And the reason why he said it like that is
because some people, contrary to popular belief, or like Josh
and say that walking does nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
What he just said, Well, for someone like you who
does nothing, walking would help me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
But doctor said to him, you don't move very much.

Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah, that's lifestyle inactive people.

Speaker 13 (01:09:18):
Walking is great, but there's this, there's a certain ceiling
you're gonna hit, Like walking won't be enough. Like you
need to do more than walking.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
Sedimentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyle, okay, whatever it is.

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
It's like if you do it's nothing, and you do
one ounce of activity, you've done on more than you look.

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I don't last. I don't want to turn this s
people shaming each other, which it sounds like that's not
at all. That sounds like you too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Do you two like to insult each other?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I don't think that's Can I show you something?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
I beg your pardon?

Speaker 13 (01:09:50):
Can I show you something?

Speaker 10 (01:09:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:09:51):
And you brought me a tag for my keys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, and he put a pig on it.

Speaker 17 (01:10:00):
It's a sign of endearment, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
But to be very very very honest with you, yes,
you you two have different body types. It's not the
same thing. And Josh, you you are in some of
the best shape I've ever seen you. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
But but so is Andrew. But his body type is
different than yours.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
And therefore gauging between the two if it's a competition,
it's difficult.

Speaker 13 (01:10:23):
Andrew's generics are way better than mine. He would be
sculpted like a Greek god if he actually put in
the time at the gym and went for it. But
he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
I say he works out to eat k ideas.

Speaker 17 (01:10:34):
Yes, people appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Okay, works for me.

Speaker 27 (01:10:40):
Yeah, it's never gonna happen. I don't want to spend
time like three two three hours in the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I hate it.

Speaker 17 (01:10:47):
It's annoying.

Speaker 27 (01:10:48):
I like running, I like hot yoga, I do like
doing some lightweight lifting, but rather other than that, like
it's just not for me, Like I don't want to
sit there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
But it's just an end. And look, I'm no expert
on but it sounds as if you're doing all great
things for yourself.

Speaker 17 (01:11:03):
So it's still working out like five times a week.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
So why so? But if we want to do some
sort of challenge, there needs to be some cohesiveness with
with our what we have in common.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
We are competing in a way if it's a challenge, right.

Speaker 27 (01:11:17):
Stuck, goals are big at least ten thousand steps, maybe
some light weightlifting way.

Speaker 17 (01:11:25):
Josh could put together some weightlifting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Just you're gonna kill Scary if you give him more
than that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
I will whip Scary into shape.

Speaker 17 (01:11:31):
I believe that Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I believe, even though it looks great right now, I'm scary.
I believe with your.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Frame, I'm assuming this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
I think you would. You would get strong really fast
if you did weight if you did some weightlifting, or
you've got on the machines and did.

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
The I've been told, But why, Andrew, I don't want
to spend hours.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
In a gym.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Have about one hour one hour per day?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Doctor Fatlaws who you always go to.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Is it not a doctor per se?

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
He tells you it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
Doesn't have to be hours in the gym. He told
you three times a week walk on the tread for
a half an hour, that's what he told you.

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
It's like seventy five percent diet and the rest is
just walking in treadmilling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
What if we attached weights to like a fork.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Or just eat heavier food.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
Oh, you can dangle a fork in front of him
in front of the treadmill, so he keeps you have
like a piece of chocolate cake at the end of
the run, and then he kindly can get it like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
That would work.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
I love the sound effect.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Do you think, George, that would work?

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
I think that would work.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
See, you got to understand that the cup holder on
the treadmill is not for your hoggin DAW's shake. Everybody's
a personal trainer.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Everyone's texting you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
All the all the all the training experts are texting
our show right now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Oh my god, he knows everything.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
I will say.

Speaker 27 (01:12:56):
The insults have helped, Like I do actually go to
the gym now more than I've ever got on in
like the past thirty two years of my life. And
it is because when I don't go, it's like, oh, okay,
what are you doing eating pizza?

Speaker 17 (01:13:07):
And it's like, no, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
So there's a weird, rude accountability thing going on.

Speaker 27 (01:13:11):
I will say it does keep me accountable for at
least three or four days of the week.

Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
But you've had to back off of weightlifting, well, I
do it.

Speaker 17 (01:13:17):
Now for thirty minutes at your suggestion.

Speaker 13 (01:13:19):
By the way, he said that he's producing too much testosterone,
and now you get to hear it over for sure.

Speaker 27 (01:13:24):
I have never been more ragy in my life than
when I started lifting weights.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
Ever.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Are you writing as well?

Speaker 11 (01:13:30):
I know?

Speaker 17 (01:13:31):
And that's the sad part.

Speaker 27 (01:13:32):
I literally got so frustrated about everything and I just
hated everything, and I was like, I got to back up.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Maybe there's something else going on. There's something else at play.

Speaker 13 (01:13:40):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 27 (01:13:41):
It's a testosterone I'm not a testosterone heavy person as
it is, so then add weightlifting into it.

Speaker 17 (01:13:47):
All of a sudden, it's a burst of things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
All of a sudden, you're, yeah, more manly than you
want to be.

Speaker 17 (01:13:51):
I got a punch things. My god.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
Something about to realize that if you're trying to lose weight,
but then you're gonna lift weights, sometimes you're gonna and
you're gonna add weight.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
That doesn't mean you're gaining weight in the wrong way.
It just means maybe you're toning thing like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
By the way, my past don't fit anymore. It must
be the weight training, right, But you know, I exactly
I think. I do believe if you have a healthy mix,
you do some lifting, you do some cardio, you do
some walking, you have thirteen thousand steps a day, and
you do some lifting. That's a great mix.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
You know, Scary, you can do that. If I can
do that, you can do it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
I could rather than go to sleep after the show,
I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
To exactly where are we walking to? Well, you know
somewhere what.

Speaker 13 (01:14:32):
This feral pig needs to work on his form at
the gym too, because his form is is really bad.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Puff.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
This is the nice version of these two yeah, telling
you the text are way where.

Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
Yeah, I've gotten text messages where one might be looking
for the other one is like, where's that little dough boy?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Did you see him?

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I'm like, oh my God, calls me thunder thighs. All right,
with that said, we need to come up with something.
I think you know Gania said it before. We have
Central Park two blocks, yes, yeah, and that is just
a treasure trove of fun. And you can do that
loop all the way up all the way up to
uptown and back downtown. It's three and a half miles.

(01:15:09):
It's it's it's a great it's a great run, walk
or whatever it is.

Speaker 27 (01:15:13):
We should do a five k A five k. I'm
telling you, a five k is completely doable. It gives
us something to work towards. I think this is a
great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
I'll be five k right now because I think.

Speaker 17 (01:15:24):
A five k is completely doable for everyone on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Oh, Scary has got a reservation at carbone.

Speaker 21 (01:15:34):
My phone.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Alright, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Let's look into this five K A five K walker run,
what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
It would be a run, not a bicycle ride.

Speaker 27 (01:15:43):
I don't like bikes. This is okay, we need to
This is gonna be a k run. We could do
it in thirty minutes easily. It'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
All right, but we're gonna do some sort of fitness something.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
I'm gonna be on the five k.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
You go all this, you go go, all right, we'll.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Figure it out. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 10 (01:16:00):
Eight.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Oh, there goes Elvis.

Speaker 18 (01:16:03):
Telvis ter Ran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
All right, we go live to the backseat of a
car in an m pound lot. Oh, this could be
an interesting story. On line twenty four, it's down. Hey
is this Don?

Speaker 14 (01:16:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:16:33):
Sure it is, lady.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Hello lady. So I saw your text roll through and
I was like, we got to call Don and see
if he's okay. Tell everyone what happened to you.

Speaker 33 (01:16:42):
I got I was doing it at a small job
last night. Went back to our car. Car is gone,
private property signed about fifty eight yards away and apparently
I'm still in a private car property got towed. My
home keys were in my car and they wouldn't open
it up. So next day, so I went to see
if I can get my keys anyway, ended up sneaking

(01:17:04):
into the into the impound plot. My wife said, don't
gout the fence, but I found a way to creep
it sideways through the fence. Yeah, and decided to I
wanted to drive through the defense, but my wife said.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
No, yeah, no, that's so. I don't know. There's so
many things. That's like so many things we've learned in
movies growing up. First of all, driving a car through
a fence doesn't always turn out great. Second, sneaky over,
I know, hold on sneaking into an impound lot aren't
there like big dogs? Don't they always have dogs in impounds.

Speaker 21 (01:17:37):
We're afraid of dogs.

Speaker 33 (01:17:38):
Actually, it was the lad at night. I couldn't see
any dogs. Nothing was sparking at me. So it's actually
a pretty small lot.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
All right, let me let me clear something.

Speaker 10 (01:17:45):
Is it your name?

Speaker 16 (01:17:46):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Or Don?

Speaker 10 (01:17:47):
Dan?

Speaker 30 (01:17:47):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Okay? Dan? Okay? Dan? So Dan, they towed your car
last night. You needed your home, your house keys out
of your car. The impound lot was closed, so you
snuck into the lot and you spent the night sleeping
in your impounded car well at.

Speaker 33 (01:18:02):
The gate entrance, hoping that someone else would get towed
and I would go out as someone else would come in.

Speaker 34 (01:18:07):
But no, one night you drove.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
So you drove your car to the front entrance of
the of the place.

Speaker 33 (01:18:14):
Yeah I'm still there right now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Oh okay, so.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
Yeah, so wait now they have you on camera getting
into your car and dropping to the front entrance.

Speaker 33 (01:18:24):
Gay, this is my own property. They took my property.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Okay, all right, all right, So Dan, you're like the
cat that waits at the kitchen door for someone to
open it so we can run out. I love those cats,
so all right, so I mean you you do have
to pay fines and stuff, don't you. I mean, what
are the legalities? What laws are we breaking here? Dan?

Speaker 13 (01:18:44):
What do you?

Speaker 33 (01:18:44):
What do you think I'm trying to ask for for
your wide audience's knowledge, because I'm sure if someone else
has droven over a fence or avoided taking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Some I don't know, that is technically your car your property,
but you were inically on someone else's private property getting it.
So I don't know. I'm not an attorney, I'm not
an I'm not an officer of the law.

Speaker 33 (01:19:07):
There are signs actually don't say private property, do not enter.
It only says no customers beyond this point for insurance reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Okay, but love private property, all right, So you're just
breaking insurance laws.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Really, he's just like trespassing at the moment. Yeah, he'll
probably get out pretty quickly for that.

Speaker 14 (01:19:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
So okay, let me ask you this. They're gonna obviously
obviously they're going to be showing up eventually. Are you
going to say, hey, you know, I've got my car,
I'm ready to pay, I want to leave, let me
just take care of it. Are you just gonna like
drive out and just try to stay away? I mean,
because they have your license plate, they have all your information.
I'm assuming.

Speaker 9 (01:19:47):
Damnst oh no, maybe someone came in.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
If I would not be there, I would get out
of my car and go on the other side of
the gate for them to open, so they don't know
that I was there overnight.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Yeah, I don't. Hey, any thoughts straight innate you know
you speaking to the microphone if you could, well, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
My thought is I think he should just pretend that
he was in the car the whole time and say, yeah,
they sleeping back here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I've been here all night. Oh, they towed him to
the impound law and how dare you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
I wanted to go home?

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
So I mean, let's look at the facts here. It's
a it's a locked gate. M Yeah, it's obvious. It
wasn't wide open. Hey, welcome one, all, one and all
please come in. So he is trespassing.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Yeah, this is why he needs to get out of
the car and go on the other side of the
gate until they open up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
I feel like he needs to double down. He's already
broken all these rules. He might as well just go
all the way get that car.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
He's back, Dan, are you there?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
I'm yeah, we feel we feel as if you've you've
broken some laws and you could be.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
In some trouble.

Speaker 33 (01:20:52):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, But if I if I
get out before they see.

Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Me, that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
The only way for you to get out is for
you to crash the A gate, right, I do, but.

Speaker 33 (01:21:07):
I think that's the only entrance to so if anyone
starts working, they have to open this gate as well.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Well, yeah, you can't just drive out, that's illegally.

Speaker 10 (01:21:16):
They're going to see the car leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Hold on, wait, so can you back your car like
behind a wall or another car and just kind of
stay hidden until they open the gate and come in
and start their day, and then then you drive out
when no one's watching.

Speaker 33 (01:21:31):
I'm yeah, I could do that, but I kind of
need to get to work too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Well, I'm not suggesting you do that. I'm suggesting that
you get out of your car and leave the lot
and wait till they legally open. Because even though it
is your property, it seems like you're still stealing. Is
that weird?

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
You're stealing your own car. I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
And we don't really want to read about you on
the news tomorrow and then they're going to say, and
a local radio station gave them some crappy advice.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Don't do not take our advice?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
What GARDI?

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
I think that you were.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
Onto something though when you said they already have your
license plate and they have your information. So even if
he drives that car out of there and somehow escapes it,
I think that the tophies might just keep racking.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Up until he takes care of it. So you might
as well take care of it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
You're not going to arrest him too.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Guys. Guys, if he if he drives off that lot,
he's breaking more law there's there. They could be a felony,
we don't.

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
Know, technically stealing his own car.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
I'm gonna get the plate.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
So you're you're saying, Okay, that's see, that's another court battlely,
that's that's that's later.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
But wait, I'm gonna ask you what state you're in?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
What state are you in?

Speaker 33 (01:22:42):
I am in New York State?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Okay, the state of New York. Okay, So okay, Hold
one second, right, I can't hear you.

Speaker 33 (01:22:51):
What did you say, Dan, A very big city in
New York?

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Hold on, hold on, hold.

Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
On, let me connect you with Ron. Hello Ron, Good morning.

Speaker 26 (01:23:04):
Ron, Good morning everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
Hello lady, Hello Ron.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
What is your perspective here?

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Are you? Are you a police officer or are you
an attorney or you're just familiar with laws that were breaking?

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (01:23:20):
So?

Speaker 26 (01:23:20):
I worked for a nine to one one dispatch center,
but my father also worked for a toe company, was
a tow truck driver for about thirty five years.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Okay, what is your perspective of what's going on with
Dan here at the impound lot?

Speaker 26 (01:23:32):
So if Dan was to leave, that would actually be
set up services by the company that towed his car,
so he could then actually get in trouble again, and
they already have his plate and they can probably just
run it through the local police department for zest at
that point.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
But if he stays, like I think he should leave
without the car.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
But if he's if he's in that gate when they
open up, aren't they going to say he was breaking
an entry?

Speaker 26 (01:23:56):
They could say he was trespassing too.

Speaker 17 (01:23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Wow, what if a car overnight when they towed it,
is it their fault?

Speaker 33 (01:24:08):
Would you say, Dan, I just wanted to say that
I was in the car when they told you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Well, they're not supposed to. I think they're supposed to
check to make sure no one's in it.

Speaker 28 (01:24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
By the way, by the way, and Ron, we do
appreciate your call and your knowledge because of your your
family members and this and that. But keep in mind, Dan,
everything we're telling you is all just we're guessing. Please
don't take any of it as law. In fact, okay,
just I just want to cover our asses.

Speaker 33 (01:24:35):
But I will tell you that, but I hope you
would give me advice that honey, we hold.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
We just received another text. It says, in New York State,
this guy is f as f.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Get out of the car and walk through the gates.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Can I say, yes, please go ahead run.

Speaker 26 (01:24:54):
If if you pay cash, they'll probably lower the bill
for you because cash was always.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Caring in New York State, where we bring more laws
by paying cash because they would pay because they don't
want to pay taxes on it. You know, I gotta
tell you, you know, this is to Dan and Ron,
everyone listening. When I first moved from the South up
to New York, I learned about a lot of ways
people break laws when they pay cash and they don't
you know, there's no tracing of the transaction with whatever. Ron,

(01:25:23):
thank you for your call. I appreciate it, and thank
you for listening to us and adding to our conversation.

Speaker 26 (01:25:28):
Have a great good guys.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Bye, all right, bye bye.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
So Dan, what do you what are you going to do?
What do you think is the best thing to do?

Speaker 33 (01:25:36):
I still want to escape and then fights by way
with they stole my car rather than and they wouldn't
give you back my car rather than this is?

Speaker 26 (01:25:45):
I think?

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Yeah, so where your first phone call tomorrow mornings? No
tell us what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Absolutely, but Dan, just keep in mind, even though that
seems like the easiest thing, I think that's going to
add to frustration because you're gonna get really frustrated with
all this stuff.

Speaker 33 (01:26:04):
I'm gonna go out back outside make sure there's no
private property sign. I think I'm pretty sure there's only
that insurance sign.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
So okay, Well, keep in mind, just because there's no
sign doesn't mean you know it could be a private property.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
I got Chad online twenty two. Let's add him real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Hey Chad, how you guys doing. We're just kinda wondering
what's gonna happen, wondering what's gonna happen to Dan, so
not you, but your dad actually drove through a fence once.

Speaker 34 (01:26:31):
Yea.

Speaker 10 (01:26:33):
And what happened on California?

Speaker 34 (01:26:35):
Well, I was like five years old and my dad
had a trucking company and we were down in l
A doing a job and one of the drivers got
one of his trucks impounded. It was a big truck,
you know, semi. And I remember going to the impound yard.
My dad threw me over the fence and he climbed over.
We climbed in the cab of the truck and he
just smashed the fence and just trucked on.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Oh my god, would would Was there any price to pay?
Did they catch up with him? Did they charge him?

Speaker 21 (01:26:58):
Nothing? I mean, we just blew through it on you know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Okay. By the way, Dan, if you're listening bad advice,
it sounds like a sexy trucker movie. But I don't know.
All right, thank you, Chad. Hold on one second, Chad,
there is something I want you to know. Okay, this

(01:27:22):
is being very serious with you, Dan. Okay, just hear
me out. Even though the sign may not say private property,
it may be private property. And there are other vehicles there,
and there is a chance someone could be breaking in
just to steal cars that don't own those cars. If
that's the case, there could be a chance someone who
works there could have a gun and could shoot you.

(01:27:43):
You could be harmed, and just keep that in mind.
I really really wish that you would get out of
there and wait until the place is open for business
and then safely get your car back and then fight
the fact that they took your car wrongly later. I
just want I don't want you to get shot in
the in the head.

Speaker 33 (01:28:04):
I'm your four twenty dry cleaner. I need to open
up the store in an hour and a half. Well,
I don't this this this inbound lots only open from
nine to two or something, and I cannot get back here, Like,
take you all day off and no one's going to
get there dry cleaning if.

Speaker 13 (01:28:20):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Is there anyone who can open the store for you?
Or is there anyone who can come down and get
your car for you at nine o'clock?

Speaker 21 (01:28:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Not really.

Speaker 33 (01:28:31):
I think that all my friends would just have to
take a day off to do.

Speaker 21 (01:28:33):
That for me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Or I don't, Okay, I just don't. I didn't want
you to get a hurt, you know, I know this
has been a fun, interesting conversation. Yeah, Gandhi, what do
you think can we all just.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
Like pool to get him an uber to open the
place up and then uber back and pay for your
towing and I don't get in trouble and don't get hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
I'll do it too, I'll do that. We'll we'll take
care of your uber. We'll have someone pick you up.
I just don't want you to get hurt because we haven't. Yeah, don't.
We don't know if the person that runs that lot
is smart enough to like stop and ask you questions
before they try to hurt you.

Speaker 14 (01:29:03):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
What's that Dan?

Speaker 33 (01:29:06):
How to break They don't know how to make a
proper fence. I don't think they're smart enough to do
a lot of stuff I got Dan.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
I would say, if they don't make a proper fence,
then maybe they're not that smart.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
It is my point, so exactly, My goodness, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
All right, we're gonna we have to put you on
hold and continue the saga later. I know Nate's going
to give you a number to stay in touch with us,
and so we can figure this out. Nate, can you
take over and Dan just I just I. My advice
is get out of there and go to work and
come back and figure this out later. That's I'm hoping
that you follow that.

Speaker 33 (01:29:38):
That's why my wife says, but she is China, So.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Why is she she's in China. Yeah, it doesn't matter
where she is. She's still your wife.

Speaker 33 (01:29:51):
Just because she's to protect you.

Speaker 10 (01:29:53):
And I well, oh my god, Dan, you're a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
The conversation takes a weird turn every single time out
of Dan's death.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
This is definitely gonna be on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
We got to produce this story.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Okay, Dan, hold on?

Speaker 33 (01:30:09):
Oh yeah, TV TV show all the way.

Speaker 21 (01:30:11):
Okay, hold on, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
Hang out, don't hang out, Nate pick him up?

Speaker 30 (01:30:15):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Oh oh see.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
I'm worried if he's going to scare the person when
they first come to work, and then they're gonna do
something because they're startled.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
I agree. I agree.

Speaker 10 (01:30:25):
We talked to him for twenty minutes and at the
end he goes, oh, yeah, my wife's in China, like
that just's across the street.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
If we were Dan, and we were there and we
see it's so simple. If I just gunned it and
just whirl right through a fence or gate, then I
can be I'm free. But I don't know if it's
that easy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Technology has ruined everything, because even if he tries to
say I was in that car, they're gonna go look
at the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
They're gonna see him squeeze through the fence and get
in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
You're stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
He just needs to pay it and get out of there.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
I love this text.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Dan is the Robin Hood for all of us who've
been towed.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
He kind of is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
And also, you know, we're on in this big city
in New York State, and I'm wondering how many people
who run tow yards or pound lots are like, uh,
maybe I better get over there. Yeah, all right, So
I'll tell you what. We've got to move forward. As
soon as we find out more about Dan, we will
let you know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Maybe if they're both listeners, like the person that owns
the tow yard and Dan, they'll have this common bond
and they'll he'll they'll.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Go easy on it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Okay, we'll see that. There's another storyline. I don't know,
you know, we we don't know. I just want to
I want him to be safe.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
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Speaker 15 (01:31:36):
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Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
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on the way Elvis durand to be on here.

Speaker 22 (01:31:42):
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Speaker 14 (01:31:42):
Sometimes you guys veer into quote unquote vulgar territories.

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Speaker 18 (01:32:05):
Elvis Da ran in the Morning show, Waking up in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
Elvis Da ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I think we should play password.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
Okay, do the password dance.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
It's a shame you can't see how much fun we're
actually having. Oh we have a new contestant. Okay, hold on,
I'm saying, Hi, Jeffrey, how are you hello, Lady Noll.
Lady Lady Jeffrey is a vet assistant. That's why we
love you more than life itself.

Speaker 26 (01:32:46):
Oh yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
How are we're doing really well? Jeffrey seriously, you know
what uh, what you do and what all of your
colleagues do at the at the VET.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
We thank you so much. We know that it's that's
it's a very important job.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
If only they could talk to us right and say
what's on their mind and what they're feeling, that.

Speaker 30 (01:33:08):
Would be so much easier, make my job so much better.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
I tell clients every day like, hey, guys.

Speaker 26 (01:33:15):
I wish I could talk to them so we could
figure out what's going on.

Speaker 30 (01:33:17):
But I mean, it is what it is.

Speaker 15 (01:33:20):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
And but you, guys, you know you're doing God's work.
And thank you for doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Jeffrey, thank you for listening to our show as you
get ready for another day at the VET. And let's
see how you do with password. Now, do you know
how this works? Do you know how this works? Jeffrey, No, Okay, Okay,
here's how it works. We're going to give the audience,
everyone except for you, the password. It's one word, okay,

(01:33:44):
And of course we'll distract you while we're giving it up.
And then each of us, we each in the room,
will have a one word clue for you to help
you guess what that word is. For instance, let's say
the password was lubricate. Okay, what a fun word. It's
an it's an act, it's a fun activity. It sounds funny,

(01:34:05):
lubrit So a one word clue could be jelly, yeah, oil,
slippery yeah. Okay, so you see so and those will
lead you to say lubricate. Okay, but we're not gonna
use lubricate. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
So, okay, thanks for your patients.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Jeffrey is done with us already, I can tell yeah,
hold on, Jeffrey, hold on, Okay, you distract Jeffrey and
I'll give the password to everyone else. You're right, make
the noise. He's making the noise, so Jeffrey can't hear.
The password is plantain.

Speaker 10 (01:34:39):
What you heard me?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
The password is plantain. Okay, let's see how Jeffrey does
them that. This could be a very tough one. Jeffrey,
Oh no, okay, I don't want to give any clues.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Question what what if we say the word in a
different language?

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
No, no, but I know where you're going with that. Okay,
All right, here we go. We've given the world everyone
knows the password except for you. Here come the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi, What is your one word?
Clue for Jeffrey and the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Password banana esque?

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Is that one word?

Speaker 17 (01:35:22):
That word?

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Okay, banana esque?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Is your clue?

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Actually very good?

Speaker 10 (01:35:30):
Quick?

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Banana Yeah, banana.

Speaker 30 (01:35:35):
Esque, banana, banana bread, banana bread.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
No, that's not all right, but but but keep it
banana esque, banana issue, whatever, keep it in mind. All right,
Here we go. Your next clue, Froggy, one word mundane?

Speaker 8 (01:35:53):
Mundane, mundane, like you're being mundaned from like a website.

Speaker 10 (01:36:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Yeah, I don't know, Froggy. That's probably a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
No, I don't think you're supposed to do that type
of clue.

Speaker 10 (01:36:09):
By the way, why they do that on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
No, you can do You can do that without saying
what that is. Okay, you're inclusive for or banana esque
and mundane.

Speaker 29 (01:36:22):
Okay, I'm giving you a buzzer because no one, no one,
no one, no one would have been able to figure
out because it doesn't do it doesn't really do what
you're trying to make it do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Froggy, So mad a banana? Well, okay, hold on, here
we go, Daniel, what is your one word clue for
the password?

Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
Fried?

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Okay, so you have banana esque and fried.

Speaker 30 (01:36:55):
Uh Fried, Well, can you fight plan?

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Yeah, so Froggy, you're trying to go for the rhyme.
The rhyme.

Speaker 10 (01:37:09):
Yeah, if they do that on the show, they'll go
with the rhyme.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
But Mundane and Plantaine don't rhyme. Where they rhyme now
they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Maybe if you would have been like Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Yes, but you know what, it may it may have
helped you got it? Okay, Plantained, you got it all right.
I thought you'd never get that one. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey,
do you want to do another one? Yes, let's do
another one now now.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
You're all laddered up, look at that. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Okay, you just strike Jeffrey while we give the rest
of the country the new password. You ready, The password
is Muffin. The password Muffin. All right, Scary, thank you?

Speaker 15 (01:37:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
All right, Scary, you're doing so well. I mean, is
it weird hearing a grown man going in your ear? Jeffrey, No,
I expect it from Scary.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
He's all yours.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
All right. Everyone knows the password, but you here we
go with the clues. Let's go to Nate. What is
your one word clue? Stump dump Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Stump stomp stump stump stump.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Yeah, that's you've done.

Speaker 10 (01:38:16):
It to us all and you thought Mundane was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
I don't know what I'm talking about, you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Know, they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
I hope it's not some like fetish thing. No, that's
the next passwords. Maybe, Okay, I'm going to give you.
He's not gonna get no one, no one, no one
get that. You're you're wearing okay, scary? What is your
work with? What is your one word clue? He can't
see you, he said, look at me in the eye.

Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
You can't see him.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
He can't blueberry?

Speaker 30 (01:38:45):
There you go, come on, come on, blueberry? Uh blueberry
cart Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Nice? Nice?

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Not it but nice?

Speaker 26 (01:39:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Godhi, what's your one word clue?

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
M hm mm hmm. Breakfast breakfast? Okay, that's good breakfast.
Do you have breakfast blueberry pancakes?

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Oh gosh, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
I know, all right, but don't you know you're you're
you're getting warm?

Speaker 10 (01:39:21):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
Uh froggy, what's your one word clue?

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Top?

Speaker 21 (01:39:26):
Top?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
There you go, so so far? You have blueberry?

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
You have breakfast?

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Breakfast and you have top and stump.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Don't forget stumping, Please forget stump.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
I can't wait to hear what that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Is top stump. M.

Speaker 13 (01:39:44):
I'm gonna have to pass.

Speaker 27 (01:39:45):
On that one.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Oh god, you could do Froggy's root. Yes, Daniel, what
is your one word clue?

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Okay, So if I'm gonna do that, then I'm gonna
say jeans.

Speaker 14 (01:39:57):
M it's not his very thinking.

Speaker 11 (01:40:00):
Jeans, blueberries, tops jeans stump.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Yeah, it's word. It's the word is top. So it's
blueberry and top jeans and breakfast.

Speaker 33 (01:40:17):
Mm hmmru.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
All right, you mean b give one pastry blueberry?

Speaker 10 (01:40:34):
Oh, damn it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Pastry?

Speaker 12 (01:40:38):
Uh think of and it contains blueberries and it's I
guess it's a pastry.

Speaker 5 (01:40:45):
I don't know if it's a pastry. Oh, that's a
good one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Give it to him blueberry bagels. O. By the way,
that was my stripper name in college.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
To this one.

Speaker 30 (01:41:01):
Corn corn corn, blueberry corn.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
You got you got it for the way. Now, can
you please explain what stump means with muffin.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
The top of the muffin.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
But nobody likes the stump. I realize it now.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
Has anyone ever heard that used ever signe and stump.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
All right, congratulations Jeffery, you did get it. What do
you have for Jeffrey stumpulous Elvis Rand Apparel. Yeah, you're
gonna You're gonna wear our logo all over you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
Jeffrey.

Speaker 17 (01:41:42):
Thank you so much, guys, you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
We thank you Jeffrey. Remember, if you want to stump
your friends, use the clue stump people know what I'm
talking about? That No one raise yourd if you know
what he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
My son said, jeans is the worst clue ever. No,
it's not muffin top.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Have you bet I heard of muff and top?

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
No, because he's he's thin. He has no problem with
muff and talk. Thank you, Jeffrey, have a great day.

Speaker 17 (01:42:07):
What's up y'all?

Speaker 15 (01:42:09):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (01:42:09):
I'm sim Smith spe Elvis John on the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Is alist in the Morning Show?

Speaker 24 (01:42:27):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
When does listen?

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
You shot the finger at someone.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Really driving?

Speaker 5 (01:42:34):
I was to pass me and you shot the finger
at someone.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Oh it went like damn.

Speaker 9 (01:42:39):
He was behind me honking and blinking his lights because
I wasn't going fast enough.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
So boom right like that.

Speaker 10 (01:42:45):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
No, you gotta you gotta give people the thumbs down.
It's more like sad and.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
Wan would have gotten.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
We're not gonna get in a fight with someone if
they bow you like thumbs down you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
But if they I was ready to fight.

Speaker 10 (01:42:58):
I was ready to throw down.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Why why are you driving so slowly?

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
I wasn't driving slowly. I was going my normal nine
miles over the limit. Because now you're fine ten in
your mind. But I was in the left lane and
he was driving like you should not be.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
In the passing lane. But I was still going faster.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Get out, Grandma, Grandma, sounds like grandma.

Speaker 17 (01:43:22):
Did you ever?

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
You know someone's like driving really slow and there's not
a good driver, and you passed them, and you have
to look at them and see what they look like.

Speaker 19 (01:43:29):
I want to see what they look like. I want
to see who's driving that way. I think he looked
and was expecting to see an old man or old woman,
but it was me, you know. And then he shot
the finger at me back.

Speaker 9 (01:43:40):
Really yeah, got a retaliatory finger when he was driving
like a maniac.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
I don't think that was warranted.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
I got somebody throw a water bottle out of my
car when we were driving. I was actually on the
phone with FROCKI at the time, I don't know what happened,
but she got pissed and something, and she talked her
water bottle out her.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Window and so she didn't like the way you're driving
or something.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
I don't know if I cut her off, I did something.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
Pistol off you Froggy here the other day he went
dumpster diving.

Speaker 17 (01:44:07):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
Now, what was in this dumpster that you had to
dive for?

Speaker 10 (01:44:11):
So we borrowed one of our neighbors. Their daughter graduated
from I think either middle school going into high school
or graduate graduated from high school, one or the other.
And we borrowed her sign for the garage sale, and
we put it up at the front of our neighborhood
with our dress, like, hey, garage sale, this address with
an arrow on it. When the middle of the garage
salt's gone. I didn't realize you can't put signs up

(01:44:33):
in our neighborhood. It's against the rules that put signs
in the common areas. I didn't know that. So Lisa
goes on the hunt to where it is and somebody said,
they put him in these dumpsters.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
In this area.

Speaker 10 (01:44:42):
At least, it's like we have to get it back.
So I went dumpster diving, diving through dumpster.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
How did you get in?

Speaker 5 (01:44:48):
How did you get in the dumpster?

Speaker 10 (01:44:49):
I hoisted my body up with my arms, lifted myself up,
climbed in, and jumped down.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Into the dumpster. How fool was the dumpster?

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
One?

Speaker 10 (01:45:00):
It was about three quarters full, but I thought I
could see the sign on the bottom, and there's like
leaky garbage, like furniture and stuff that I couldn't exactly identify.
And I did, I got, I got the sign back.
I did. I jumped up on the dumpster and boom.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
I've never been in a dumpster.

Speaker 7 (01:45:20):
I only went in a dumpster one time. Why because
I heard a little cat me owing like that distressed
me out. So I had to get in the dumpster
and find it. And I found it and it was
the most beautiful little baby Siamese kitten.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
I took it home and then we gave it to
somebody who wanted it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
Okay, so that was your dumpster, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
But it was disgusting. Never get in a dumpster.

Speaker 32 (01:45:40):
It's not a place for us, Daniel, you want to
go here, there's me getting in the dumpster. There's a
picture of getting in the dumpster. Ready the dumpster.

Speaker 10 (01:45:51):
There was taking photos of you in a dumpster, Lisa.
She says, Oh, do you want me to help you?
I'm like, no, that will cause more trouble than it's worth.
So what does she start doing? She starts to picture
in the dumpster and while being in the dumpster, freaky.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Man, what are you doing? Aaron's got a funny story?

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
Where's Aaron?

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Twenty four? Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:46:09):
Aaron? Stuff in dumpsters if you get all the off
of it.

Speaker 14 (01:46:13):
Needles Aaron, Yes, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
What's your story?

Speaker 21 (01:46:17):
Erin?

Speaker 35 (01:46:18):
So, I was at Universal Studios for my birthday with
my husband and my two year old son, and we
went to the Curious George section and they have an
attraction for little kids where they can put these balls
and these things that shoot them in the air, and
then people can go up and you can shoot balls
down at the floor. Yes, with my two year old son,
and someone started shooting me in the face with the

(01:46:40):
balls and I got so mad I flipped him off.
I said, f you, like, you're a grown man. What
are you doing? My husband was so embarrassed, but I
was so angry I.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
Could plus, those balls are dirty and hit me in
the face.

Speaker 10 (01:46:53):
Yeah, you don't want to get hit in the face.

Speaker 27 (01:46:56):
I do.

Speaker 35 (01:46:56):
And I I was distracted because my husband gave me
his sunglasses and said, hey, can you put the sunglasses
in your purse for me, because he was afraid someone
was going to hit his sunglasses on his head. And
I was like, I just thought, what kind of person
like knows a mother with a two year old child.
You're gonna start shooting her in the face. And he
was laughing about it, and I just like.

Speaker 21 (01:47:18):
You're dead to be.

Speaker 7 (01:47:20):
I was at one of those trampling like bounty places
and I watched a dad light these little kids up.
They had to be four or five years old playing dodgeball.
He was like crushing them. It was a funniest thing
Iver was seeing.

Speaker 5 (01:47:33):
Yeah, balls in the face is what I say.

Speaker 10 (01:47:38):
Weekend, have a beautiful day.

Speaker 21 (01:47:40):
Hold nobody likes that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
Well, no, that's not true. And fifty dollars thank you, he.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Said, speak for yourself.

Speaker 18 (01:47:50):
Hello, Yeah, hello, Elvin Daran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again until next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.