FULL SHOW: The Day Our Pets Judged Our Sex Lives

Froggy overheard a couple’s argument, we shared stories about wrong deliveries, and confessed the bizarre things our families did that we thought were normal. We tackled the unwritten rules of life, debated the true flavor of vanilla, and played the John Williams Game. Plus, we asked the age-old question—does your dentist really know if you’ve been… giving oral?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It just always makes me laugh. I mean, I just
I can't get enough of it. It makes my morning.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic thing.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I wake up to the show every day.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I literally listen all the time. It uses up all
my data. I just love their interaction. They really seem
to genuinely just love each other. Love each other.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Tell in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Now, have you ever been mining your own business? Maybe
you're at dinner, or at lunch, or in an airport,
if you're waiting at his doctor's office, whatever, and you
hear a conversation going on, and it's definitely a private conversation,
but you can't help it. It's right there, you're listening in.
So this happened to Froggy at the airport the other day,

(00:50):
right Frog, Yeah, he heard everything, and rather than getting
up and walking away and getting out of their space
to give them privacy, it's hard to do that in
air at an airport, you have to sit down.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
And so he said, Man, I find a power outlet.
I was trying to charge my phone. I was, I wasn't.
I wasn't going to give up that power outlet.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
So he was he listened to the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Not only did Frog, you listen to the whole thing,
he started tweeting out to the conversation and whether or
not he was on her side or his side whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah, they weren't arguing when they sat down. When they
first sat down, there was no problems. She saw something
and the argument started. So I heard it from go
all the way to the end.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So it's the anatomy of an argument.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Okay, So we're going down a road here that's very
private for these people.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
At the same time, they were in a public space.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Right and it wasn't anything, you know, so bad that
we shouldn't talk about it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do you want to tell the story? Frog?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, Okay, you were in the airport and you heard
a couple talking, and here's what you heard.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
So he the gentleman had just gone to dinner with
some friends and his recent ex just happened to be
at the dinner at some point he ended up sitting
next to her during the dinner. He did not tell
his current girlfriend until she saw it when they were
sitting in the airport. On social media, he was tagged
in a picture from the dinner table and she saw it.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Wow, right there in front of him.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Yes, So she's very upset and she wants to know why.
He says he didn't say anything for two reasons. One,
he said absolutely nothing happened, and he says that he
knew she would react that way and that he was
trying to save her from getting upset about nothing. That's
why he did not tell her about his ex being
at the dinner and him sitting.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Next to her.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh, this is tough.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Should we take this to the court.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, this is a tough one.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know it was tough.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I think it is tough.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
Besides, I see why she would get upset. But I
also see him maybe if she's a little reactive and
he's saying it wasn't a big deal, nothing happened.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I didn't see the need to tell you.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
And the problem is pictures. Now the social stuff pops up,
she sees it, and he never explained it in the
first place.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
It looks ten times worse and you get caught.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
The question is if pictures weren't taken versus if pictures
were taken. So the only reason he should have said
something is because pictures were taken. Otherwise you should have
kept it quiet.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh no, right, you're hiding anything.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Right, that's being dirty.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But if you're not hiding anything, why couldn't you just say, hey, listen,
just so you know, my ex was there and I
just wanted you to know because you might hear about it.
Nothing happened, but you know it was just paining the ass.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Blunting, you know what.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That is easy to say.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Why can't you say that?

Speaker 10 (03:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
You also know sometimes you're dating people who are like
overreactive to things, and you can say a million times
nothing happened, it was nothing, and they might still be
upset about it. If it was really nothing. Maybe I
see a little bit why he didn't tell but that
picture sunk.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Do we know how long they had been separated?

Speaker 10 (03:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (03:45):
That I did not ask. I was not able to
ask any questions. Okay, investigtion.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, Let's say you go.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
To dinner with a lot of friends and your ex
is there, and you know what, there's no harm done
in saying hi to them. You know what I'm saying,
this cold shoulder, and unless it was like a really
better divorce or whatever, there's nothing wrong with saying hi.
They're a part of your history, they're an old friend.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Okay, do we all agree there's nothing wrong with that. Yes,
it's in a public place, Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Now, so.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
If I tell my current it could stir up some
negative vibes, you know, Well, you.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Got to weigh the pros and cons. If that person
was to find out on their own some way, somehow,
would it be a worse reaction than you telling them.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I can't argue with that. I can't argue against that. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (04:32):
Right.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
The worst argument he had was when he said to her, quote,
I didn't tell you because I knew you'd react like this.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
You're exact.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
This is exactly why I don't tell you things, because
you react like this.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm like, that's a that's just a bad argument.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
So you said you felt he was wrong in this situation.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh, I think he's one hundred million, one hundred million percent.
Just be honest. At the end of the day, he
didn't do anything wrong. I mean, if she if she
would what that we know of.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Okay, Well that that opens a whole that's a whole
different argument that you didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
The only thing that was on.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
The table was the fact that he was in a
public place with a lot of friends and she ended
up there and he didn't want.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
To tell her. It's like, sometimes it's easier if I
just ignore it.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
It's no big deal, we'll move on. I also sort
of see that logic a little bit, but it didn't
play out that way.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Dishonest.

Speaker 12 (05:23):
Hi Hi Hi, Hi, Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Hi, what's up?

Speaker 13 (05:27):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (05:27):
So my opinion, I would definitely feel betrayed, only because
you know, you're supposed to have an open line of
communication with.

Speaker 15 (05:35):
Your significant others.

Speaker 14 (05:37):
So if you can't feel as though you cannot tell me,
just as an s y you know so and so
there can't you know, then there's no trust. Then maybe
you are hiding something. Yeah, I would have felt betrayed.

Speaker 13 (05:53):
I would have been like, really, like you couldn't tell me.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I would have felt much better.

Speaker 14 (06:00):
Out through social media.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Okay, I know, I say social media it snags you
every time, but you know what I yeah, I know
the social media can get you every time. All right, listen,
thank you, Denise, thank you very much. A lot of
people are weighing and saying the same thing. There's a
trust thing.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, of course I don't know, but he'll tell uh Yeah,
I mean, you know it depends on the situation.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Look, if I'm just walking down the street and I
see an ex and we sat there and talked for
a second, I moved on. If I don't tell, it's like, well,
then it doesn't bring up any weird feelings. But if
I do tell it, could you know? It all depends
on the person you're dating. Look, I happen to be
with someone who doesn't fly off the handle in a
jealous rage. He just doesn't. He'd be like, oh whatever,

(06:40):
So I don't mind telling him. But we don't know the.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
History behind this this couple.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
She may or they both may have a history of
just getting crazily jealous and causing a stir, starting a
fight and then you know, bringing it back for three
days and bringing it up again.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I don't We don't know what their history. So maybe
maybe there is a history of stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I know, it's very dependent on the couple, it really is.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hi, Jessica, Yeah, what's up? What do you think?

Speaker 16 (07:11):
So?

Speaker 15 (07:11):
I think that if if she's in a trusting relationship
with her boyfriend, and you know, they're both trust each other,
and I mean, if it's an ex, but it's an
ext for a reason. So if she's, you know, that
upset about it, then obviously she either doesn't trust him
or there's more going on that right, Well, she.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Wasn't upset that. It sounds like she wasn't upset that
he ran into his ex.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
He was. She was upset that he didn't say anything
to her, right.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
See, it also down to if he if he if
he's hiding something that simple, what else is he not
telling me that?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
You how my mind works to Danielle? All right, so yeah,
so do you kind of see that, Jessica a little bit.

Speaker 16 (07:48):
It's like if if you.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
If you go into social media and you see your
boyfriend hanging out with an ex, alarms would go on
me off right right, and he even.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Took a picture of you. What are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yea friends called dummy. Oh dude, I can't believe Alison
saw Donnie like what Donnie?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
So maybe it's better like if you have if you
see something, say something, right, right, Yeah, if you see
one of those old timey bombs in the fuses is
like s you should say something. If a train's come in,
don't don't walk out in front of it, all right, Jessica, thank.

Speaker 15 (08:19):
You, thank you?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
So then you start asking all these sub questions like Danielle, Hi, Danielle, Hello,
and what's your question about this?

Speaker 13 (08:31):
I want to know why the current girlfriend wasn't at
the dinner.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Well, no, he's allowed to go. I have dinner with friends,
right for sure? I mean she doesn't have to go
to every single dinner he goes to, does he?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
No?

Speaker 10 (08:43):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Or does?

Speaker 15 (08:45):
But did he know that the ex girlfriend was going.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
To be there?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
She didn't.

Speaker 17 (08:49):
He didn't.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
It didn't sound that way. It sounded like the ex
girlfriend being there was not planned. It sounded that way
with what I could hear see.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Danielle, it's not unusual what you're asking. A lot of
people like to start asking all the what if questions.
You can actually what if this and until the end
of time, like like our Danielle does the same.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Thing I do.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I like to know what IF's about everything.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
We start asking questions we don't have answers to.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Elvis always looks at me and he goes, Danielle, we
don't know that, we don't know. Your answer is we
don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't. I know, but it does. It does,
But Danielle, it.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Does make the suspicious mind come up with follow up
questions and then then there's nothing wrong with that. Look,
we have to walk through life being suspicious of things.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Otherwise we'd, you know, be dead.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
You know.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
So it's okay, don't hate yourself over it. You're great, Danielle.
Next time, next time I needed a private investigator, I'm calling.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
You organization Danielle and Danielle.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, D and d Danielle. Thank you for listening. You
go have a great day. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 18 (09:50):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
This is Stephen Gray.

Speaker 19 (09:57):
You're listening to Elvis dr Anne in the Morning Show,
Elvis Durram in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hey, I got a question for you.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
With all the activity at your front door, Amazon arriving
sometimes almost daily for some people I don't know, and
you know, grocery deliveries and deliveries, lots of deliveries, right,
are you receiving a lot of the wrong deliveries? Are
you receiving someone else's delivery sometimes from time? There's got
to be a mix up from time to time. Just

(10:30):
seems yeah, it seems natural, right, Yeah, I got of Well,
hold on, I don't know what if it's one of
you playing a trick on me because I don't think
it is because has the wrong name on the box.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
But someone sent me a big like createve tam PACs.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh I got.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
It was like it was a four pack, like of
fifty four count boxes. So I have four times fifty
four numbers of tampons. It is addressed to someone else,
but it's addressed to someone else, but it's addressed to
my address.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
So I'm not quite sure how to handle it. Do
I send them back?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Doybe? Can that a returnable item? Tampons on you?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Unused?

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Well?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
I know so, don't They're cheap? I mean only like
seven bucks a box. I've got four boxes of them.
I mean, do I want to go to all that
trouble to ship seven fifty four count boxes of tampons
back to Amazon?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't know. Tell me I'm not doing wrong.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I wouldn't. Can you donate something like that?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't know, great idea, you know what? I didn't
even think about that.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, you might be able to, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
You see, I didn't read the label.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I just opened it up and I went, Okay, which
one of those a holes at the station sent me tampons?
Because I was in a bad mood that day that
dog did you send? Did you send tampons to my house?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I would never do such a thing. What about you name?
Did you send tampons to my home?

Speaker 20 (11:59):
I would never I mean, yeah, I mean I might
send you something unique or clever, but I don't think
I would send tampons.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, all right, anyway, So what do you think, Danielle?
What were we gonna say?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
No, So I my address is the same as someone
else's address in the next town over. For some reason,
we have the same address, but one town over, right,
So we get each other's deliveries all the time. One day,
somebody came from a nursery and dropped off a bunch
of trees, and they just dropped them off in my garage,

(12:30):
in my driveway. So I call my husband and I go.
I call my husband, I go, when did you order
new trees for the backyard? And he goes, I didn't
order new trees. And we couldn't get in touch with anybody.
We had to wait until they realized that they delivered
the trees to the wrong address, and how this place
come back and pick up all these trees and redeliver
them into the right place. It was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's more difficult than tampons.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Trees's major yep, but it happens all the time with us.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's crazy, Scotty b what you Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 21 (13:01):
At the beginning of the pandemic, when you couldn't buy
any paper products, I found a company that had cleanex
hand towels, and so I ordered twelve boxes of them
for the house, and they sent me twelve cases of them.
So instead of just twelve boxes, I had twelve cases
and there was eighteen boxes in a case. So I
was like, huh, And they only charged me to real estate. Yeah,

(13:22):
they only charged me for the twelve boxes. So I
waited a month and heard nothing. I was like, okay,
So I started giving some to my friends and family.
I donated a box to the firehouse and then and
that was it, and I used the rest of them,
and they're pretty much all gone at this point. And
then all of a sudden, two weeks ago, they emailed
me and they say, huh, we overshift. We're charging your
credit card eight hundred and fifty dollars. And I was like, what, No,

(13:46):
that's not my fault. And so now I'm at it
with the credit card company. And it's a whole big
thing because apparently the Federal Trade Commission says that if
you get something by mistake, you should be nice and
send it back, but you don't have to. You can
keep it as a gift. So I now I'm kind
of in this whole dilemma.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
You have lots of paper towels. This is good.

Speaker 21 (14:06):
Well, I mean they're all used now, so you can't
send them back. I can't send them back. Most of
them are gone. I only have like one case of
them left and that's it. And I have an eight
hundred and fifty dollars bill that I have to pay
in two weeks unless something happens on twenty.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Four is Brian. Brian had a little little mishappen.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Look, you know, with all these deliveries going on, more
than ever, more than ever in our history, probably, uh,
there's gonna be mistakes.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hey, Brian, what happened to you?

Speaker 22 (14:29):
So I purchased my house and then about four months
later we see the package for the previous owners. There
was no way of getting in touch with them, held
on to it for a while, and then you know,
decide to open it and inside was the bag of marijuana,
you know, pot growing tea. So you know I'm not

(14:50):
going to throw it out.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
So did you plant them?

Speaker 22 (14:57):
Not saying where I planted them?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
But yeah, okay, nice.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Why you know when when we were in high school
and we we we could only afford the pot that
was full of seeds, we would actually plant them in
our neighbor's yards and we go to people's houses we
didn't like in plant marijuana all over their front.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh my gosh, it's awesome. All right, So hey, finders keepers,
enjoy your pot seeds.

Speaker 22 (15:24):
Man, it's so funny.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
All right, thanks for listening, Brian, have a good day.
Sometimes it's a nice it's it's a nice mistake. Tampons.
I wasn't too please, but I'm definitely I'm definitely going
to donate them.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
That was a good idea, Danielle, don't.

Speaker 23 (15:39):
Answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tappen.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
All right, what is it, Danielle, Blenda says, my husband
John and I text each other pictures of our privates.
But I checked his cell phone and he hasn't deleted
them yet. So why don't we call from my daughter's
school and say she's been passing the pictures around.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Man, that's awful. It's Belinda phone tapping her husband.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Blenda phone tapping her husband John.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Okay, thank you here, we get your phone tap.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yes, I'm looking for John Johanson please. Yeah, this is
Lisa Kessler from Listen. Yes, hi, I am actually the
assistant to the principal. H Your daughter has been showing
some very raunchy text messages around to some of the kids.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Okay, she is telling.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Me that she got them from daddy's cell phone.

Speaker 10 (16:33):
That's impossible.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Well, they're pretty raunchy pictures of people's privates.

Speaker 10 (16:37):
That's impossible. He's looking on my cell phone.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I wanted to call you and let you know what
was going on because I have seen I did see
the pictures, and do you mind if I describe what
I saw?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Go ahead, Okay?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
It was a capuki.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
No, where would she get that? What else?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Why did you sound like you kind of know.

Speaker 10 (16:58):
I do when happens. I drive a truck and I
got a bunch of you know, I get clown friends
of mine that think things like this are funny. Believe me,
this is not. This is just something that's an idiot
emailed me there.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I'm a little concerned though that that you know how
she would be able to get you.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
You got it because she was in my phone when
she doesn't belong.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I mean, what kind of a house does she grow
up in?

Speaker 10 (17:17):
We don't even go there.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I'm really curing aout.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
That she made. She did something stupid, okay, but to
make an accusation has something to do with my household
has nothing to do.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
With it, I understand. But poor, I mean, it's poorn,
something that you just let go freely in the house.

Speaker 24 (17:30):
No, man, there's no.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
Poinn and I you know what you are. You are
treading very close. Why it's becoming a problem.

Speaker 24 (17:38):
Why is it a problem?

Speaker 16 (17:39):
And if I have.

Speaker 10 (17:40):
Porn in my house and it's mine, that's my own business.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
The problem is now I have paid off looking now
most parents calling me saying why is Naomi showing our
son a picture of the kapuki?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
The young kids?

Speaker 10 (17:51):
What you don't these kids are Maurie and the other
ones got sitting a teaching. My daughter explained to her
what okay and what it means and only these other things.
You don't think these kids are sitting there explaining that
to my daughter. My daughter comes home and said, Daddy,
this one said this, this one said that, What does
this mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Do you explain to her what that stuff means? When
she asks you?

Speaker 10 (18:12):
Yes, because we would rather than have my daughter know
what sexual activity is before she encounters it in school.
I mean, we didn't start educating my daughter until about
three months ago when she started coming over and instible
the sex.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And it's enough for me, thank you.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
What do you want me to say? All I know
is that now you can't raige your daughter Nai okay,
But she says to me, the kids in class said
that means this when a man does this, and a
man does that, and puck us a buck's a class
are telling her, Oh yeah, your mother yet all this
and that blah blah blah. She tells us and she
asks us for verification. What do we play dumb? And

(18:50):
then she finds out it's true, and then she looks
it up with the liars.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Sir, you tell her the stork brought her like everyone
else does.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Yeah, you're blowing us out of a portion, and you're
making it sound worse than it is and it's not.
It's just a stupid thing.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well, I have your wife on the other line. Let
me just transfer and hold on. Blenda, are you there.

Speaker 10 (19:07):
Yeah, she took a picture of that was on my
cell phone and.

Speaker 24 (19:12):
She emailed, you need your phone, John.

Speaker 10 (19:15):
Well, why don't you, Blenda, don't you dear flip this
on me.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
No, I think that we're going to have to suspend
her for a couple of days.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
You're going to just suspend her and a school record.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay, First of all, there's no need for the language.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
But wait you I know, but it's no need for you.
Let me tell you something. I catch one kid saying
the word to my kid, and I'm telling you I'm
going to be at your desk in the morning and
you're going to suspend them.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Sir, sir, I just would like to say one thing,
and that is he You know, this is the phone?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
What?

Speaker 10 (19:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (19:51):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 25 (19:52):
John?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
You're right, it is a phone.

Speaker 26 (20:00):
Out of your mind. Oh my god, I've gotta kill you.
Look at Monaro, John, This.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Is Danielle Monarrow.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
You just got the phone.

Speaker 16 (20:11):
Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
My god, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Menda. Yeah, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Wait a minute, John, I.

Speaker 23 (20:17):
Think I can hit my cant Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (20:23):
This table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation the.

Speaker 23 (20:27):
Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Elvis d Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Nate asked an interesting question earlier, did you grow up with.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Something going on in your house that didn't seem odd
at the time, But now that you're older you look
back on you're like, oh, my god, my parents are freaks.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
I wouldn't say freak, but just not normal.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
I don't even know where to start with the abnormalities
in my house. I mean, I think one of them
is My dad is all about utility, so if it
makes sense, he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Care what it looks like. His goal was to put
only office.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
Chairs around our very nice dining table because it's easier
to roll in and out, so of.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Course that I'm sure how'd that go over?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well?

Speaker 8 (21:19):
He and my mom got into a battle because she
was like, this is not a boardroom.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I don't know what you're trying to do.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
So now we have a very nice dining table with
seven heavy wooden chairs and one rolling office chair.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
It's still there for dad. He always uses that for dad.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, that's his seat.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
You're not taking it away from it.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
So if ever you invite someone over, do you have
to stop down and explain to them, Oh, by the way,
the office chair, that's my dad.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
He's really into he's into function over form. So that's him.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
I used to for a very long time, and then
it just became so normal that it was like whatever.
And now when people walk in they're like, so, what's up.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
With your dad? I'm like, I don't know. What's not
up with my dad.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
When I was growing up, we had a huge garage
and there's no room for a car in it.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Most of my life and it was just all junk.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Did you What happened is you got something you had
to tell in the garage, you would open the door
and throw it in, and.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
The object was to have the door closed before it
hit the ground.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Right boxes, old lawnmowers, what have you. And so I
always thought, well, garages are for just junk. I forgot
that that big door in the front could actually fit
a car through it. Later in life, someone bitched and
moaned and they pulled all the junk out and they
put a car in it. But I thought it was
normal to have just a garage for junk, no car, yeah, froggy.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
So two things.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
One, do you remember the old label makers, not the
ones like printed out the label, but like you it
was like the red tape and you would squeeze it
and it was almost like rail on the label.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
My dad would put turn the light off above every
single switch in the house when you walked out of
the room, so people would come over and think it
was weird. There was labels above turn light off when
you and I'm like, why.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
Do we do this?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
I'm like, this is so strange. And the other one
is my dad recycled aluminum cans. So if he had
an illuminum can, he would stack them up in like
a big pyramid and then once a week he would
go out and crush the cans and then yeah, to
get his like twelve dollars from the dump where they
were given twelve dollars for the can. And he was

(23:18):
like so proud of himself, and I'm like, we look
like we are the most broken.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
But he was recycling.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Yeah I know, but he did it for the twelve dollars. Yeah,
he didn't recycle can. They'd take it for free.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, that was before it was cool. Those were the
cash what's up? Scary?

Speaker 7 (23:37):
I used to think that it was normal to have
TV remote controls wrapped in saran wrap because we always
used to do everything was covered in plastic growing up
in an Italian.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
If you're growing up in an Italian American house, everything
is plastical.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
We have a plastic fruit on the table.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
But I'm like, oh, I guess it's kind of normal
that every remote control.

Speaker 7 (23:54):
That's why when I went over my friend's house, I'm like,
oh my god, where's the seran wrap?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Why aren't you putting it on your remote control? But
greasy fingers in our house. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I have a lot of friends when I moved to
the Northeast, and you know, became really good friends with
Italian American people. The grandmother always had a living room
that no one was allowed to go into.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yep, no, you're not allowed in there. Sometimes you had you.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Could go in there on a special occasion.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
She had a show kitchen and a regular kitchen.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
What are you doing like New Year's New Year's Day
was a special occasion.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
They would open up the gates to the living room.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
She depended let you in.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
My dad once put up a pool in the backyard
like an above ground pool, but he didn't level the ground,
so it was lopsided. So everybody would come over and
swim in the pool and they would say.

Speaker 10 (24:43):
I know.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I'm like, but this is house pools supposed to be,
isn't it. I mean, this is how it looks. So
eventually Mom would say, we're gonna take it down. Dad
didn't put it up right, But I to me, it
was normal.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was normal, it was a pool.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
It worked. I didn't care.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
I got Felicia Online twenty one. So, Alicia, what does
your mom do for the newspaper?

Speaker 28 (25:04):
So my mom puts her newspaper in the oven every morning,
so you know, like they throw it in the front
yard in a bag. She takes it out of the
bag and she puts it in the oven and puts
it on like two fifties and weave it in there
for whatever amount of time, and then pulls it out
and reads it. She claims that she's allergic to wet

(25:25):
ink or rush ink, right, But I don't actually think
that's a thing. Like now, being in my thirties, I'm like, wait,
I don't think that's a thing. I think she just
likes warm news.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Thing now does she ever forget about it or leave
it in there.

Speaker 28 (25:39):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, Like my whole life growing up
was just like us setting the newspaper on fire because
we'd forget it within there and like go to heat
up the stove and be like, what the hell is burning?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Gosh.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
You know, way back in the day, Felicia, when microwave
ovens first came out, my mother was the first on
the block to get one, and she said, you know what,
the kids the store's you can actually no hear me out,
you can actually dry pantyhose in the microwave oven. She
caught it on fire and it blew up in our kitchen.
From then on, she was not allowed to put anything

(26:11):
in the oven or the microwave oven if.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
It wasn't food. Not allowed.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, I know, but so did you sort of think
that was kind of normal to have a newspaper in
your oven when you're growing up because your mom did
it every day exactly.

Speaker 23 (26:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (26:25):
The first time I realized it was weird was when
a girlfriend came over and watched my mom do it,
and she goes, y'all eat newspaper.

Speaker 29 (26:35):
No, yeah, it's just the thing that we do.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
There.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
You go all right, Felicia, thanks for listening to us.
You go have a good day, okay, Gandhi. What'd your
dad used to do?

Speaker 8 (26:45):
We had like thorn bushes and trees all over our
yard and he would let them grow to the point.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
That the hoa would flag our house.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
All the time, saying this is unruly. What are you doing?
And his response was I wanted it to feel like India,
where you don't just trim nature, you let nature do
her thing. And I said death. I had a friend
who has muscular distrophe. He would come over and I
had to go outside and hold all of the bushes
back so he could get through. And my dad's solution
was go to his house.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
What are you doing? Nancy is online twenty four. You
know what this sounds somewhat normal? Nancy, Tell everyone what
your mom used to do when you were a kid.

Speaker 13 (27:28):
So, my mom liked to have dinner punctually at five
point fifteen, and if we were out playing, she would
take a cow bell and call us in to dinner
with the cow bell. But we lived in a suburb
on Long Island, so it's not like we were in

(27:49):
farm country or something where we were miles away. So
every night all our friends would hear the cow bell
ring and say, all right, times you guys leave the dinner.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Here we go. Come on, Nancy, time for dinner here
in the suburbs.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
Cow bell love dog?

Speaker 16 (28:07):
I know.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
But and did you show up when you heard the
cow bell?

Speaker 17 (28:10):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (28:10):
You got her. There was consequences if you didn't. Where
were you that you the bell?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Exactly? See to me, that was normal for you and
your family. I love it. Thank you, Nancy, and thanks
for listening today.

Speaker 13 (28:22):
Thank you, Thank you, Love you guys, love you more.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thanks Brittany Online twenty three. Oh really did you think that? No,
she's gone.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Brittany actually said that the canned goods were all in
alphabetical order in her house.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Oh wow, oh wow, that's impressive.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But if mom did that, you just thought it was normal.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
And finally, Froggy, what did your what else did your
dad used to do? So you were never allowed to?

Speaker 6 (28:44):
You know how when soap gets too small, like you
get down to the bottom of the soap, you just
throw it away and get a new bar. Oh no,
not in my house. Growing up, my dad had a
little dish you would put the soap in. He would
put them in the microwave and melt them all together
and make a new bar that was created.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
No, that's stupid, it's fruit stupid.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
People make fun of us, like my friends would make
fun of us, like what are all the little pieces
of soap there for?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Michael, Oh, my dad's gonna make a new bar.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
They thought he was like a handy craftsman, would soap
him like, no, he's just cheap.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
My dad. My dad is the cheapest human being on
planet Earth. I so it's in our tis little soup maker.
He was so cheap.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
I go take another bite? Okay, Well, what is his
review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah, Ab says
stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 23 (29:41):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
You get your podcasts.

Speaker 23 (29:48):
El mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 24 (29:58):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Elvis ter Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right, dare we let Nate host this? Or should
we get a new host today for the feud?

Speaker 26 (30:07):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
I kind of like Nate doing it because he's so bad.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Wow, it's like you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I mean, I feel like American Idol wouldn't be the
same without Ryan Seacrest. The Feud's not the same without Nihing.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
But Seacrest he's great.

Speaker 9 (30:24):
Well, yeah, he's so smooth. I don't have a tell.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I think Nate's Great Secrets is great.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Nate's great.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Oh you know how we were talking about how we
love things that are cringey. I think this is the
exact demonstration of that.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
I know, Okay, think this through. What if just out
of nowhere, Diamond came in and hosted the feud? How
fun would that be?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
You want her to do it?

Speaker 9 (30:44):
I think it'd be fun, But no one else is
agreeing to me, so I.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Think she too would be terrible.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yeah, I don't we let somebody else do it? Then
we would think Nate's great.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Oh maybe.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
That's not nice say that about Diamonds.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
She maybe what if she is the next superstar in
a game show hosting?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
That would be great?

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Saying Diamond, I'm saying anybody. I just don't think Nate's
that terrible. I don't think if anybody else tried to
do it, it would be miserable.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
And we go. Yeah, you know what, Nate's pretty damn good.
Let's hold on, n frog. You think Nate's not that terrible?
And they let you program our radio station.

Speaker 20 (31:20):
Thanks for the complidence there for rog I didn't say
I was doing good at it.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
He just let me do it. I'm not saying I'm good.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
They're gonna rename our station in Jacksonville ninety seven nine
Cringe FM.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
All right, well, here we go. I don't think did
I think it's a good idea?

Speaker 28 (31:38):
All right?

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Next time you should play? She actually has all right?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Could she never contestant? Ready to go? No, we don't
need a contestant. We just have it here in the room.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh wait, we are the contestants satisfaction, We are the world.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh yeah, that's right, right right, well let's go.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
But she has to play, so name the teams? All right,
so we have this hold on. I insist on being
on Diamonds team.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
No, you screwed me up. I'm sorry. I've already made
the team I have. Sorry, it's gonna happen that way.
What's your suggestion?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Shouldn't she be able to pick her team? Okay, there,
you can't say.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
No, pick your team.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I'm gonna take Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
And because he said that he wanted to be on
my team, let's.

Speaker 16 (32:19):
Go with.

Speaker 10 (32:22):
You.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You will regret this, but I love being on your team.

Speaker 20 (32:24):
Place for the other team then, Diamond, I'm also going
to let you pick the other team then.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
As well, who do you want to compete against.

Speaker 25 (32:31):
Let's go with Scotty because he's a loser, and Danielle
because she'll make him a little bit better. Thank you,
And let's go with Froggy Scary. Sit this one out.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Hold up, I gotta I gotta tell you know, scary
music comes up with the winning answers.

Speaker 26 (32:49):
I.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Go scary over me.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Scary is good?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Just over there, Yes, push up and push the buttons.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
All right, pretty team Diamond, here we go. Ready.

Speaker 20 (33:05):
Question number one. We pulled a thousand audience members here
in a huge Levis strand in the morning show studios.
The question name something you do in a hotel room but.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Not at home. Yes, Oh it's not.

Speaker 9 (33:18):
It's Diamond. She's leading this team they're doing.

Speaker 25 (33:21):
Oh sorry, Oh okay, Well, I'm thinking of like parents
who have young children who can't get it on.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
So maybe have sex.

Speaker 20 (33:29):
Have sex you do in a hotel room but not
at home, show me sex.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Our team.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Wait, hold on because because the button pusher pushed the bell.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
They did this with his hand.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
He gave you.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Had one job, by the way, that's that's wrong. Everyone
has sex in hotel room with themselves.

Speaker 20 (33:57):
It's not in our audio only if you're drink. Okay,
Team loser, Scotty B. Name is something you do in
a hotel room but not at home. Top five answers
on the board.

Speaker 9 (34:05):
I know what I do, but I don't think that
would be there.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Say it.

Speaker 21 (34:08):
No, I'm going to say, take a super long shower,
super long shower.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Let's get ready this deal. Hold on, hold on, showers
on there and sex. Isn't this really stupid?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
People? You're talking to your audience?

Speaker 20 (34:26):
All right? So Team loser, you have control of the board.
We're going to the second loser, Danielle. Danielle names something
you do in a hotel room but not at home.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I'm gonna say, you don't make your bed, don't make Wow.

Speaker 20 (34:37):
That's a good answer, good answer, but no, it's.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Not as.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Sorry people, you know what I combine, I combine everything.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I have sex wild. They're making me up in the bed. Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 20 (34:51):
The third loser, Froggy. Name something you do in a
hotel room but not at home.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Shave your pries.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yes that's good.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Get the there everywhere.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yes, this is a.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Lot, a lot. This is the biggest response.

Speaker 9 (35:07):
And Scotty Bee was also going to say that.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, let me see that. Listen. It says shave your
pa your another region. Number five.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Show us where you sourced this, mate, I.

Speaker 20 (35:15):
Would never reveal my sources. Okay, So back to Scotty B.
Name something you do in a hotel room but not
at home. I'm thinking, uh, like thermostat. Wise you just
don't care about it and leave the air or heat
on or whatever.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Especially the cheap people like you.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
Yes, that's all. Number set the thermostat to very hot
or very cold.

Speaker 20 (35:36):
You got two responses left back to you, Danielle, Name
something you do in a hotel room but not at home.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I say, you make a mess because at home you're
need But in the hotel room you don't care. You
leave crap everywhere.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
You know what, I'll give that to you. Food in bed.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
That's definitely the same.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Is not the same. I am judge, Jerry and execut
I say.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
You're giving me the answer, and I'm telling you it's not.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Yeah, the executioner, you're executing our rating. Okay, you got
another buzz give him another buzzy answer, you get a
buzz more, then you got one more to you. Froggy
name speeding bed.

Speaker 22 (36:21):
On.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is stupid.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
This is one of the worst.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Actually, and going back to either you know I told
you people I didn't want it to host the show.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
You didn't listen to me. We did good.

Speaker 20 (36:33):
The crew is spoken, so scotti b you have once
lit names something you do in the hotel room but
not at home.

Speaker 21 (36:39):
I don't think it'll be worded like this, but but
hold the sheets.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
Like naked naked in the bed.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
No, no, it must be a direct quote right naked everywhere.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Don't get loosey goosey with this.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Got a buy?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Okay, so I have a few Can we can talk together?
Talk either either order room service or watch porn.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
I was thinking both of those, but I was thinking
room service more.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Okay, you know what if they can be so loosey,
you see with their answers, our answer is even though
I'm not the host.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
It's it's it's a it's you, Diamond. What do you think, Diamond?

Speaker 25 (37:16):
Oh, I'm clocked out of this one. I knew that
the first thing was wrong, and I'm still thinking about that.

Speaker 9 (37:23):
Do you want to hint?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Really?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Who I would say, order room service while watching porn?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Do you have to? Okay? In hotel rooms? Do you
have to order porn? Or is it just like there?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Sometimes it depends on the hotel.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Ascott Elvis.

Speaker 8 (37:38):
You could say order things you wouldn't order at home. Yes,
an answer, and then Nate's stupid system it has to
he has.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
To give it to us a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
At this point, if I say order something you wouldn't
order a home, that would be porn in room service,
that's the answer goes okay.

Speaker 20 (37:53):
That that's you were wrong five minutes ago, and you're
wrong now. I want to know what the number one
response was, wear a robe.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
I wear robes at home every day. A lot of
people like Tony Sarrana that fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
You want to continue or do you want to call
it quits?

Speaker 10 (38:15):
The way?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Did we win?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yes? That was the worst ever.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
You know can abuse?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Did you see what happened?

Speaker 5 (38:34):
It was so bad that leader of our team wouldn't
even talk and joined in.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's how bad your game was.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I would like to call something out here.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
Nate's sitting there talking about one hundred people surveyed. I
want to see the survey because I believe this came
from the brain of Nates.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
That nobody's survey.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
There's no way some of these answers were on there.
There's just no way unless.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Okay, okay, okay okay is the perfect answer. Because when
you go to hotel room you don't make your bed
and you do your normally at home.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
That should have been the.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Number one answer.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
Maybe one of the thousand people said that.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
It just wasn't one of the order room service. You
can do that at home. That's the most obvious answer.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
It doesn't even exist at home.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Room you guys.

Speaker 20 (39:20):
Can You can keep making fun of me, but the
answer is that the team loser.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Will you know, wipe yourself on the curtains should have
been there.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Because says the topic, I don't do it.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
I'm just saying touch the curtains because.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Other people people do it.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Sorry. Coffee coffee, Yeah, don't put your junk in the
coffee machine.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
Those curtains never get cleaned.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
This is a mess.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Are you guys done? We're all We're all done. After that.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
That was awful.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It is It was totally awful. But it was fun though,
make a mess you didn't?

Speaker 20 (40:00):
Yes, half of the fun is making fun of me.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
I realize that that is true.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
We do enjoy that.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Congratulations, you've done very well.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's weird.

Speaker 23 (40:16):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Ter Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
WHOA all right? There are unwritten rules in life we
need to be following, right.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
For instance, if you're.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
At the table and we're passing around a plate full
of you know, slices, there's only one left.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I can't take it.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I never take it.

Speaker 8 (40:35):
And I always judge the people who just take it
without asking everyone else if they want to split it,
or if they want some of it, I'm like, who
are you?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Or they say anyone else gonna eat this?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Because you know the.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Answer is going to be no, you take it, right.

Speaker 8 (40:46):
So it's like, you know, I think it should always
be to someone want to split this with me?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, Nate. If you borrow someone's car, Nate, you put
gas back in it. Three times you buy it.

Speaker 9 (40:54):
Okay, I've learned. It took me three times to learn it,
but I learned it.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
It's too late. You know you're gonna get your own car. Now.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Let's see, let's go to line twenty one. Uh Aana,
I hope I'm saying her name right? Is this Aana?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Is that here? Say your name?

Speaker 30 (41:07):
Good morning?

Speaker 31 (41:08):
Is Ayana?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
You are?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay? Ayana? That makes sense calling from Philly listening to
Q and O two.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
So uh oh, you have bathroom etiquette in the the
Unwritten Rules of Life list?

Speaker 29 (41:18):
Go ahead, okay.

Speaker 18 (41:20):
So mine is is you are at someone's house, you know, family, friends, whatever,
and you have to use the bathroom, and if you
know you're gonna be in there for a little while,
you know, flush a couple of times, you know, baby,
carry your own little spray, because again, you're at someone's

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house and there's people in there, and like, say, I
gotta go. I don't want to go in the bathroom
behind you and smell what just came out of it.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Yeah, very good point.

Speaker 18 (41:53):
I don't want to see like the little leftovers.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
I don't understand that who in their right mind doesn't
turn around and look to make sure I don't know.

Speaker 18 (42:03):
I mean I work at an animal hospital, and like
we have like a public bathroom, and I've definitely walked
in the bathroom women's bathroom a couple of times and
definitely have been where some people were like, oh I'm done,
dump and go yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
No, leave a clean bowl.

Speaker 18 (42:20):
Oh so you just forgot to flush, like even though
you just win, you forgot to flush.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
All right, very good, Riana, Aana, we got to remember
when you know, the other people may use that bathroom
lest they board it up and condemn.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
It when you're done, you know.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
All right, Aana, thanks for listening to us. Have a
great day, okay, Michelle, Line twenty four. It's more toilet stuff,
you know what, the unwritten rules.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
We should have the toilet Edition. Hello Michelle, how are you?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
We're okay, so uh yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 16 (42:49):
So if the in flushed and you gotta do something
about it because the cruise, okay, thanks, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
See you can't call us and say that, what do
you mean do? What would you do?

Speaker 10 (43:01):
Like?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
What do you just scoop it out?

Speaker 29 (43:02):
Let?

Speaker 16 (43:03):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Michelle? Thank you? You know, no I need answers.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
What about like walking and riding escalators and elevators, not elevators,
but escalators. Like if you're going to just stand there,
I think you have to stand to the right and
let the people past.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
There's etiquette, isn't there etiquette?

Speaker 8 (43:22):
I think so, But I all the time where people
don't do it.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
For instance, at the airport, the walkway, the moving walkway.
It's a walkway, it's not a standway.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
The reason it's a walkway scary, has one yes, scary.
Never assume a woman is pregnant. Oh yeah, that's a
huge one.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I've done that.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I've done.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
One time I touched someone's belly and I thought that
she was like pregnant, pregnant and she had just had
the baby.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
And as soon as I touched her belly, I knew it.
I was like, Oh my god, I'm such an idiot
right now, that's what.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I was in a maternity store right and the woman
was shopping and I and she had the little bulge
and I go, oh, when are you doing She says, oh,
I just tend to baby.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
That's okay.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
But that's easy to explain it if you but if
you've been nowhere near pregnant, right, get up?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Uh Froggy, do you have one?

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
I'm the same way with the cookies. I told you
over the weekend, my son there was one cookie left
in the pack. I wanted that last taste cookie and
he ate it and he said, oh, there was only
one left.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I ate and throw it away. No, you don't eat
the last cookie, it's mine.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Can we talk about etiquette on a plane when you're
getting off the plane, because I think that this should
be something ingrained in everyone. There's an order the way
you're getting off the plane. Just let every seat go
as it is. Don't be the person in the back
of the plane who tries.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
To run up to the front with all your suitcases.
That's so rude.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
I don't understand why. If everyone just let the people
in front of them go, it would go quickly.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah, so I have more on my list. Don't start
drama at a funeral. Oh it's good.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Chew with your mouth closed, scary, okay, Yeah. Don't play
loud music in public.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Don't eat my leftovers in the refrigerator without asking me.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
If you're borrowing something for the third time, buy one
of your own.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Oh, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I like that one. Yeah, there's one for Nate. You
borrowed my carr three times.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's three times.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Oh, here's one for Gandhi. If someone shows you a
photo on their phone, don't swipe left or right. Just
look at that phone, look at that picture. Don't look
left or right.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
I'm a monster.

Speaker 16 (45:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Another one.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
If you're waiting for the elevator the door opens, you
let the people off before you get off.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yes, right with me.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
And don't stand right by the elevator when the door's
open so that the people trip over you when they're
coming exactly.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Don't leave your shopping cart in the middle of the
aisle when you're bending down to get that can of
pork and beans or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
You know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, move over to
the side line. Twenty one is Jerlene.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
I believe jern Yeah, Jarrelyn, how are you? I agree
with you on this one wholeheartedly.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Go right ahead.

Speaker 32 (45:46):
When people are driving in the fast lane and you
see me and everyone else passing you, but you still
stay in the fast lane, move over over.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Yeah, that's why it's a fast lane.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Don't be so it's a passing lane.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Keep that in mind. You can only use that lane
to pass people. All right, I'm with you you, thank
you so much. Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Stay in the right lane unless you're passing Devin Online. Four,
let's go over there the ladies. Hello, hello, Devin, what's
going on?

Speaker 29 (46:13):
Hello?

Speaker 24 (46:13):
Hello?

Speaker 22 (46:13):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (46:14):
The line is.

Speaker 16 (46:17):
When you open the door for somebody and they don't
say thank you. That is my biggest pet peeve. I
can never stand it when I open the door and
I just you know, it's just a common gesture, and
they just walk right by you.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Ever say you're welcome.

Speaker 16 (46:31):
Every time you say something snarky, you say you're welcome,
and they just keep going, and they keep going. It's
like they don't even knowledge, or they just look back
and then they keep going.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
I agree, say thank you. Don't be a dick dad, Yes, exactly,
thank you, Devin. Have a great day. I'll have this
text from the South Southern Etiquette one on one. Even
if your house is spotless, always apologize for the mess.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I love that one. That is so genteel don't answer.

Speaker 23 (46:58):
The phone, Elvis, Durandyvis Terran phone.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Tap All right, scary, what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 7 (47:03):
So Joe emailed us and wanted the phone tap his
long time living nanny Raina.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Now Raina did Joe a favor a.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Few weeks ago and babysat for his Joe's friend, Scott.
So I'm gonna pretend to be Scott and call Raina.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Is not an issue. I discovered on the night you
maybe set my kids. Okay, here we a scary phone.
Hello is this Raina? This is Scott. I'm a friend
of Joe.

Speaker 10 (47:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I appreciated you watching our kids. You did a wonderful
job and all.

Speaker 33 (47:33):
But what happened is everything? All right?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I got our direct TV bill.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
Okay, I found some porn titles that were ordered the
night that you babyset my kids.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
What just let me know that it was yours.

Speaker 33 (47:48):
I would never do anything inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Come on, now, I have it right here. I'm looking.
I'm staring at the bill. Pulp friction that doesn't ring
a bell? What pulp friction?

Speaker 24 (47:59):
I didn't even earn on the TV. I don't even
know how those things work.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Come on, Raiders of the Lost RS. That wasn't you,
Yeah no, yes, you ordered Hory Potter.

Speaker 33 (48:10):
Oh my god, what I know.

Speaker 24 (48:14):
Yes, that's horrible.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Listen, just admit it.

Speaker 24 (48:18):
I'm not admit to you.

Speaker 10 (48:20):
I do not know what the hell happened with your DirecTV.
But that's something you should bring on with your direct V.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
It has it right here.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
I didn't do it, Flesh Gordon and missionary position. Impossible
to you were in my house during that time?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
How could that not have do you?

Speaker 33 (48:34):
I was at your house, but I can assure you
I did not touch your TV.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I didn't even turn on the TV.

Speaker 24 (48:38):
I don't want TV, iron book, I do you read
books turn to TV?

Speaker 20 (48:43):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (48:43):
Not only that?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Did you not think that I would notice that the
bed spread was a little messed up?

Speaker 16 (48:47):
What?

Speaker 24 (48:48):
I didn't even go into your bedroom.

Speaker 33 (48:50):
I've been working for Joe for five years.

Speaker 24 (48:52):
Why would I do something to the start of that relationship.
Isn't that stupid? Don't you fit in croudy?

Speaker 16 (48:56):
No?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
I think it would be stupid. But then again, I
don't know you personally. I don't know if you make
a dumb mistake. As a matter of fact, let me
get Joe on the phone.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I'll get you. I'm gonna call Joe's gonna vouch for you.
Huh yeah, Okay, hold on, let me call him be
my guest.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
Joe God.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, what's up, buddy? Go on listen. I have your
nanny on the phone right now.

Speaker 33 (49:19):
I'm being accused of something, saying that there's a bunch
of stuff born order that he found. You know me,
You know I would never do.

Speaker 10 (49:28):
That.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, you should see titles. Here's Harry hardcore guys.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
Don't it's normal. Don't worry about it, you know what.

Speaker 24 (49:37):
I'm just gonna hang up these because.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
What's going don't hang up a right now. We can
watch Elvis Doomy Ran in the Morning shown. If there's
another movie for you. You've been phone tapped. That ass.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Movie.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
It's a great film. It's happening right now because I've
been phone tapped. My name is Scary Jones from Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (50:11):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all parts the.

Speaker 23 (50:15):
Elvis Dan phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Come on, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Shone, Hey, I love God.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I don't know if you just followed Medium and all.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Medium is an app or just a service that sends
you a daily email and there they're essays from from
writers who are from an inspirational point of view or
self help or whatever.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
I know that Gandhi and I love medium, and so
what they do is they actually pull essays and short
reads from other great websites you can go to, like
this one is coming from a website called on the Couch.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Seven signs You're Winning at Life? Should I test you?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Yes, yes, Okay, let's see if you're if you're winning
at life? I mean, life is pretty hard sometimes, as
we all know. You get out of bed every day
and you sometimes you find yourself in this rut or
in this I guess some call it a groundhog day life,
where it's the same thing every day. You kind of wonder, like,

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am I moving forward? Am I just doing the same
thing till the day I die? I mean, what does
it mean?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
This writer Karen Nemo, she goes on to give us
some tips. Number one seven signs You're winning at Life.
Number one, you have a plan for your future and
you're working on it. Yep, do we have that going on.

Speaker 31 (51:52):
In this room?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
No, Oh, no, loser.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
That does not mean you're a loser. It just gives
you something to think about, Like what's your plan. I
never had a five year ten year plan. I was
always intrigued by people who did, and you know what,
not having a five year ten year plan, I've done
pretty well. But I'm doing the same exact thing I'm
doing twenty five years ago.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I still a good plan.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Elvis, that is still a good plan.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
A job security, no, no things are.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
I'm finally at this stage in life and it's not
too late to do it. I'm starting to think about
new ways to work my life. So if you have
a plan for your future, great, If not, start working
on it, like what I want down the road.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
You know I was.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
I think that was a mistake. I didn't do that,
and now I'm glad that it's not too late to
do it. Number two, you're winning in life. You don't
waste time on entertainment that's going nowhere. What do you
get out of that?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Gandhi, What does that mean to you?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I think it has to do with everything that you
take in in the day.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
How much time do you spend on Instagram or Facebook
or following other people's lives and it's not really adding
anything to your life or even you know, maybe trashy
reality TV. If it's not adding to your actual life,
maybe you know, we can rethink it.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Look, it's scary space. He's shaking his head.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Like you, I'm a loser. And it does not mean
you're a loser. Scary, it's just something to think about.
So scary.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
How many hours per day do you just flip down
Instagram and just thumb thumb, thumb, thumb thumb, versus going
on and doing something, taking action whatever.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I'm not eating or working, I have my phone in
my hands and I'm on social media.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Okay, even if I am doing something else and I'm
outside with my friends, I have to pick up my
phone and see what's up.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Well, I know, but that means you're not really truly
immersing in your time with your friends, and you're not
being aware of what's going on around you. You're not
stopping and smelling the roses because you're too busy, like
you know, zipping through Instagram. All right, So just something
to think about. Does it mean you're a loser? All right?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Thirdly, you're happily single or fully yourself within your relationship.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Very cool, Yeah, like that one.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
So whatever your relationship status is, single or in relationship, fine, great,
you're happy with where you are because you're still uniquely you.

Speaker 8 (54:10):
Yes, yes, I think that being yourself fully in a
relationship is really important and something to really think about,
because I've been in relationships before where I thought everything
was cool, but there was just a big part of
me that I never shared with that person, which then
makes you think, is this really a solid relationship?

Speaker 10 (54:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
The answer was no.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
If you find yourself doing nothing but living for that
other person and making sure they're always happy and they're
always comfortable, then maybe you know you need to spend
the same amount of time on you. So scary, I
think you're fully happy in your relationship.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I feel good. Do you feel like you're a loser
there at all?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah? Number four.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Of course you're listening to the list of the seven
signs you're winning at life. I kind of like this.
Number four.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
You make an effort for important others and just others,
meaning you don't neglect your friends and your family.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
You especially don't neglect them for people you know that
are either not great for you or you're not going
to be around in any year. Ye, who is your core?
Your core circle?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Yeah, make sure you're the core five. I feel like
a core Yeah yeah, Okay.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
I read a quote the other day that said, find
the person who makes it feel like walking into an
air conditioned room when you come in from a ninety
five degree day outside, and I was like, Oh, that's perfect,
and that's those are the people that make me feel
that way that I try to put all of my
effort into.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
And also this means people that you just come across
for an hour or two per day, maybe someone who
is working in retail or hospitality or something. The way
you treat them, You know, you don't treat them like
like it says in this article gum under your shoe. No,
you treat them like they're human beings. The other day,
I was driving down the road and I did that
thing where I'm like, Okay, every single person driving a

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car around me here in this traffic, they have a
family at home, they have people that they love, the
people that love them, people who are dying to see
them right now, probably, and they are antsy because they're
in traffic because there's someone they really want to see.
You start really truly thinking about the feelings of people,
even if you don't know them. It adds importance to
them in their lives and you respect them more. That's

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why when you see so many people hating on people online,
especially scary, you see it because you're always online. People
who are throwing fits, all the people in the phone
stores and walmarts and stuff. Those are the people who
have zero respect for other people. Or stop and think
you're winning in life when you have your addictions and
weaknesses under control. This could be porn, alcohol, drugs, food, money, shopping, emotions, mood, sex.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
All right, I need a little work in this department.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
I think everyone does.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Whatever taps your vulnerability, you have it sorted out if
you're winning in life, or you're working on it, not
in a vague way, but seriously working on it.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
This article goes on to say, most.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Of all, you're not allowing these things to interfere with
your general ability to function, your health, work, study, relationships, whatever.
So if any of the above porn, alcohol, drugs, food, money, shopping,
you mo oceans, moods, and sex, if you have an
issue with any of those things in those categories and
it keeps you from doing the things you know are
moving you ahead in life, then maybe there's an issue.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
If a reminder of my phone to check porn hub,
then that's that's a problem.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
You know, I've never met anyone who had a reminder
in their phone to check pornhub?

Speaker 13 (57:21):
Is that all?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Then I don't. I don't do that either. Then I
don't do that either. Hold on, that's there it goes.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Do they like put up a new video that you
need to watch or a picture like? How does it work?

Speaker 9 (57:33):
I heard?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Don't you heard?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You heard?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Content?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
The thing on this list that gets in my way
a little bit is it is alcohol, because I can't
drive anywhere after I drink. And so if you know,
if you once you have a glass of wine and
someone calls and says, hey, can you come out, well
I can't.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
It's the same as you know. I call it, Nate, Nate,
can you go out tonight?

Speaker 10 (57:52):
Why?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I can't?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Because I have chicken in the refrigerator that's getting old.
I want to waste it. Okay, way's your in life.
Number six, You treat yourself well. Consistently.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Loving yourself is not the goal. It's easier than that.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
All you have to do is treat yourself as well
as you can respect that said one. Yeah, right, and
finally you have something in your world that makes you
come alive. Not another person, but what what do you
just run across, you stumble across, or you actively seek
out and you know as soon as you get it
in your in your sights or in you can hear

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it or smell it, you know that the adrenaline starts
to flow and you become excited.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yep, puppies, puppy, puppy.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
I feel like I have so many.

Speaker 8 (58:37):
I mean, the smell of the outdoors, like when it's
about to rain, I love it. I love being outside.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (58:42):
When I open a new can of paint, it smells
so good, like there's just so much of food smell.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
How about the smell of a pool float.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Those chemical smells from new paint and pool floats, those are.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Going to kill you and just sasion Yeah station smell.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Kitten videos, yeah, kitten video, kitten videos. Well no, So,
so make sure you collide with these things that give
you excitement every day. Not not people people do the
same thing, but the things that you can kind of
control and you can actually you can run up to
Walmart and.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Buy a pool float today if you want, they can
just snort it right there in the parking lot.

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Speaker 10 (59:38):
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Speaker 2 (59:55):
Today, Elvister I ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
In the Morning Show, scariest question today for pet owners?

Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah? I don't own a pet, so you guys all do.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
And I've always wondered do pets know what you're doing
when you're having sex because they stand there and then
they stare and or do you remove them from the
bed if they jump on the bed?

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
Do they want to get involved?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I've seen all kinds of behaviors with pets involved. Do
they know what's going on? First of all, do you
allow them to stay on the mold?

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Okay, you know, it's interesting you bring that up, because
I know pretty much for a fact, they don't know
what you're doing, but they see you doing something and
it's a physical thing. At the same time, I can't
have a dog or a cat watching me do it. No,
it's like, what are you doing? Go away and put
them out of the room. Close the door.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
If the cats are on the bed, I'm like, oh no, no, no, no,
they like look like they're like in a trance. They'll
just sit there and they'll stare at you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
So they do know what's up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
I think they know something.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
I kind of think they do sometimes too, or at
least they know that there's something abnormal happening. Because my
dog used to get really upset at my boyfriend. I
think he thought he was like hurting me and you
to like cry.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
And like nip at Like, yeah, I don't think they
understand the concept of sex, but they do understand. Then
they understand the concept of two people like wrestling around
and someone's hurting someone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
You don't know, frog, Well, so I have two dogs,
So one dog leaves the room like he doesn't want
to He does not want to be in there. If
it starts and he's in there, he's like, oh you
hear him? Leave the other dog, Rex, the little black
Hawker Spaniel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
He sits on the.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
Side of the bed and the more the moment heats up,
he starts panting. It's like he's involved.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I'm like, you gotta go, you gotta get out of here,
you gotta go. I'll yell at him, get out, get out, leave,
get out. Least it's like, don't yell at him. It's weird. Yeah,
screaming that in the middle of sex is just a downer.
Get out, get up, bad dog? Where were we? We'll
get right? When to go with the dog? I'm panting
on the side.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
You know, they see something happening and no one seems
to be getting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Hurt or anything. Yeah, what are you doing to my mom?
Up there? Let's watch the show? So so an answer
to your question, scary, you know, I don't.

Speaker 12 (01:02:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I don't think a lot of us like pets watching.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Well, and why did you ask because you don't have
a pet?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Right, Well, no, I've seen and you don't have sex.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Well, that's I'm just I'm fascinated by this because for
pet owners, because you guys, you guys all have pets.
If I'm looking at the screen here on the zoom room,
you all have dogs and cats, And I'm like, how
is that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Because I started thinking about you guys having sex one
day and then I started thinking, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I always thinking about you guys having sex, but.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I was wondering about stop it, scary, Stop it right now,
Flush that out of your head.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Oh my god, we're gonna have you kidnapped and deprogrammed.
We all picture coworkers doing it. No, we don't. We
don't know. We don't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
I've never pictured Daniel or Gandhi or Elvis or never Scary.
You've actually pictured what each one of us look like
having sex.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
Yes, And that's where the dog and cat came. I'm like,
oh lo, god, you all have pets. So there's that
added layer of the petty. This is turning into a
whole different conversation. Yes, Gandhi, Well, I have a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Of follow ups questions for scary.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
I don't know if we should get into it, but
scary if you're talking about my current pet, My chameleon
couldn't give a crap what goes on in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
He just wants his crickets. And then that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
I'm not talking about the chameleon or the bearded dragon
for Danielle, I'm talking about your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
My thoughts are that this is just creepy, creepster.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
That's my thoughts are the most scary.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I'm not gonna say no, no, no, no, I want
to know. I want to know who Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yeah, I know that was the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Only because she's very colorful and she's illustrated, and I see,
you know, illustrated.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
She she she paints the picture a lot. You know,
she's the most forthright about it. Off the air, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
He calls to go to here and you sit over there,
sit over there and stop thinking about us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Sorry, think about your grandmother. Amanda line seven.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Hey Amanda, Hi, guys, what's your dog?

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Well, good morning. What's your dog's name?

Speaker 13 (01:04:16):
Tobin?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Tobin? So Tobin has to be there when you're having sex.

Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
Yeah, he just he's very attached to me. So anytime
like we're in the room and he's there, like he
can't be anywhere else. He has to be somewhere in
the room or on the bed, and we always try
to kick him off, and he just has to be there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
He look, he knows that you're doing something and he
wants to Like now, when you say he's attached to you,
not during sex, he's physically attached to you.

Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
How does that work?

Speaker 11 (01:04:46):
No, he's just he's just we're just very close and
he's like he just attached. So usually we kick him
off and then I'll go hide under the bed because
you know he can't be there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
So yeah, I gotch you so you'd rather him just
kind of Tobin, please just give it, just give it
a few minutes, would you please?

Speaker 11 (01:05:01):
Exactly what he's looking at us?

Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I don't know why, but it is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
All right, Amanda, you tell me, you know why? Because
we love them and we do humanize them, and that's
the that's the problem. We think of that as people.
And so there there's a person watching you. All right, Amanda.
You told Toby and we said hi, and there you
have a good day. Okay, goodbye. Jeff on line three, Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
We're doing well. What's your dog? We're doing well? What's
your dog's name?

Speaker 34 (01:05:28):
The dog's name Ordy or do you why?

Speaker 16 (01:05:31):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Alorady? So what did already do while you were having
sex with your wife?

Speaker 34 (01:05:36):
So in the middle of having sex, the dog has
horrible anxiety and took a big old dump in the
middle of the floor. And we had no idea, so
of course we didn't know until later because of the
sense and the smell completely ruined the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, that's a smell you don't want to smell during sex,
so we would.

Speaker 35 (01:05:56):
So after that point we had to we had to
put the dog in the cage.

Speaker 34 (01:05:59):
So, yeah, are our moments will not be ruined.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Someone sent us a text, Jeff. They said, well, he said,
while he was having sex with his wife, the dog
licked his no goal hole.

Speaker 34 (01:06:13):
If that happens, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
We didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
It's all of a sudden, You're like, is someone else
in the what does come on? Sparky, sparky, No, stop it,
that happens?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Well wait, what do you mean that happens?

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
Why do you say, I'm saying because you let the
dog on the bed. No, you let the dog on
the bed, and they're going to start like a rooting
around you to get him out of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
There, Jeff, have a good dight, Jeff, until already we
said hide? Do we need to go to Jackie here?
Or did I just tell Jackie's story?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
Hi Jackie, Nate, I'm not listening.

Speaker 23 (01:06:52):
What do you do?

Speaker 10 (01:06:53):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
What are you doing? Are you just told? Okay, Hi Jackie?
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (01:06:58):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (01:06:58):
Good morning guys. You helped me out every day on
my way to school.

Speaker 34 (01:07:01):
I love you.

Speaker 10 (01:07:02):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Something tells me you're about to help us out with
whatever story you're about to help you out.

Speaker 30 (01:07:06):
I have to tell you what my first my husband,
I've been together like almost thirty years. But when we
when we first got married, I had a house rabbit, okay,
And what he does is he would just run around
the house like he didn't have a cage. So he
was litter trained, right, so he would go into his
litter pant when he.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Had to go.

Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
Right.

Speaker 30 (01:07:23):
So we were first married, and you know, snowy was
running around the house and we're.

Speaker 15 (01:07:28):
You know, where are we getting on?

Speaker 32 (01:07:30):
And next thing, you know, my husband's like, you know, a.

Speaker 30 (01:07:32):
Whole bunch of curse words and he jumps out, you know,
and I'm like what the hell is.

Speaker 19 (01:07:37):
Wrong with you?

Speaker 32 (01:07:37):
And he's like, yeah, well, you know, your rabbit just
bit my ass, and I'm like, oh my god, you
know he actually he started he started to bleed.

Speaker 30 (01:07:48):
It was terrible.

Speaker 12 (01:07:49):
Rabbit.

Speaker 30 (01:07:50):
No, I'm not kidding. Rabbits have like razor sharp teeth.
So I guess I don't know. Well, I guess he
thought that something, you know, was not kosher with what
was going on.

Speaker 29 (01:08:00):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 30 (01:08:02):
He totally jumped on the bed and bit his ass,
and my husband jumped like three feet in the air.
Ever since then, okay, ever since then, for the last
thirty years, no matter what, no matter what animal it is,
no one's allowed in the bedroom. Everybody else.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
What I find most interesting is you have a Jewish
kosher rabbit. Kosher, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
God.

Speaker 30 (01:08:25):
But the best part though, is like, you know, my
kids are really good because now they know that if
all the animals are kicked out of the bedroom, don't come,
don't come knocking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, all right, Well, what's the name of your rabbit?

Speaker 30 (01:08:40):
Oh he was snowy.

Speaker 34 (01:08:41):
He's passed on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
But yeah, I know, I can't imagine, Like, where'd you
get that scratch?

Speaker 30 (01:08:46):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Snowy bit my ass when I was having sex and
drew blood. It wasn't kosher. Snow is the attack the
sex the sex attack?

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Rabbit? Thank you, Jackie. You have a beautiful day, and
thanks for sharing your story of hope.

Speaker 24 (01:09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:09:01):
My husband's probably totally mortified right now, but I don't
even care.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Oh, thank god, I have a great day. I'm sorry.
Was that funny?

Speaker 23 (01:09:09):
Elvis Tera ran in the Morning show? Elvis Tera ran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
When's the last time? Now, be honest, anyone and everyone listening?
The last time? Just think about it? No need to
tell me out loud on the share in the room.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
When's the last time you actually came up with a
bold face lie just to get out of something so
you could do something else or just stay home.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah, yeah, Froggy, was it recently? Very yeah? Yeah, don't
give too much away.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I don't I want to know it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
No, no need, I just yeah, But do you ever
do that? Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I have in the past. I'm trying to think.

Speaker 8 (01:09:50):
Recently, I've tried to be more honest about things and
just say no, I don't want to go because I'm
bad with my memory.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
So I just go with the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, Danielle, Yeah, it was recent.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
I want to know all of your excuses.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Just be honest and tell them you don't want to go.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Don't want to go, You can't with everything. And in
this case, tonight, she was in town for a meeting yesterday.
I'm supposed to go home this morning. She's staying in
town an extra night just to have dinner with me.
So now I'm like, and I know she's not listening.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Did you ask her to stay?

Speaker 16 (01:10:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
It was like, see, I don't think you can get
out of this one. Like, she's paying for a hotel
an extra night.

Speaker 10 (01:10:29):
Just for you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Could the rest of us do a lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
I'll figure it out, Okay. But I guess my point
is this, Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Sometimes it's okay to stretch the truth a little bit,
stretch the truth just so you can, like, you know,
get your way. But I think most times we should
just say, hey, I just got too much going on.
I really just can't hang out.

Speaker 8 (01:10:51):
You can't lie when you smoke a lot of pot,
because you'll forget your lies, you forget your life.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
You just have to be honest. Weed keeps you honest.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Is that what it is? A life of drug use.
It's a life of honesty, just saying it's true, it's true.
Rody's keeping an eye on the text messages. What are
we seeing today? Anything good? People are saying. If you
tell people that you're gonna lie about getting out of plans,
now you can't. You should be quiet, Elvis, because now
you're blowing your spot none at all. You'll never know
if I'm lying around exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
That's a good way to do it. Keep them on
their toes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
Okay, So if you came to me, Gandhi and said, hey,
are we still on for dinner tonight? And I said, hey,
I just I've been going one hundred miles an hour,
would you be okay if I just stay at home tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Is that really insulting? Is that's not? Would you get
mad at me for saying not at all?

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
I get so happy when people cancel plans. I'm like, oh,
thank you. I appreciate that because I wanted to stay
home too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, Froggy, what about you see? I see there's fomo.
I have homo. I have the happiness of missing out.
Oh yeah, I'm glad when I don't have to go somewhere.
It doesn't bother me. At all you have Homo. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Danielle se.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
I say you can do that with Gandhi because she
lives here. But this person who's staying just to go
to dinner with you is a different story. You cannot
do that with that person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
Now, what about Elvis When somebody says, hey, I'm just
gonna stay in for the night, Oh good, I'll pick
up something and stop by.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
We'll eat at your phone.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
No, no, you have to you have to start to
you have to phrase it correctly the first time. I'm
just going to stay home alone tonight exactly, just chill,
not buy myself.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
And I'm staying home, not we are staying tonight.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Well, maybe I skipped the funeral once and that I
was out of town. This was back before social media,
so it was I was able to get away with it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
It's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Yeah, See, social media busts everything. Really, you can't lie.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
You have to be so careful. You can't post anything. Yeah,
you just got to be so careful and you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Even on social media.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
Now just ignore texts because people will be like, I
saw you liking pictures, I saw your requests.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
That brings me off when I miss a phone call
because people are like, I just saw you liked a
picture and you commented on a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
People are jerked when they do you have your phone?

Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Let's take this call up from Cheyenne. Hello, Cheyenne, Hi. Yes,
Gandhi is very high. What's going on, Cheyenne?

Speaker 30 (01:13:05):
I just want my way to work today?

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
So you actually played hooky at work yesterday so you
could go to the fair.

Speaker 31 (01:13:12):
Yes, I texted my boss and said, you know, I've
just been really sick today. I think I'm going to
take tomorrow to recover. And by recover, I walked around
the fair all day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah. So you ate one of your recovery corn dogs.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Yeah, it's a great name for a band talking to
the stage. Recovery corn Dog. Okay, well let me ask
you this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Could you have texted your boss and said, hey, I
really just need to take a personal day tomorrow. I
need I just need a day where I can chill out.
Is that something you would be okay with? Would that
have worked?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Maybe? Or is that a no?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Maybe?

Speaker 31 (01:13:54):
I will say that I used all my personal days
because I got buried a few.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Weeks ago, so I congratulated. I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
And I feel like sometimes when you say it like that,
like hey, I just need a mental day, they think,
oh great, they're about to have a breakdown.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Well yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
But but to be fair, and this is no excuse
to abuse the system.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
To be fair, you know, uh, mental health is at
the forefront of many conversations, and many people are not
afraid to say, hey, I'm having a little difficulty dealing
with a B and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
C right now.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
I would never ever want someone to use that to
their advantage, but only if it's if it's necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
If Danielle, if you if you said I'm really stressed
at home, I really need a day out, yeah, I
would say absolutely not, because you take off every other
week for like dads with donuts, I got muffins.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
With mom coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Would have coming up muffins with mom? No, I don't, Yeah, shy,
she has muffins with mom day coming up? No, no,
I would. I would get that. Daniel I know, but
you're you're cool like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
There are some bosses that are not cool like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
You know what, if you're a boss, be cool like that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
And Shyanne, did you have a fun day taking a
hookie day and having fun at the fair.

Speaker 31 (01:15:01):
I did, my husband and my son and I went
to all.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Good for you, see, no regrets. That's cool, all right,
thanks for listening to us. I hope you have a
good day today.

Speaker 10 (01:15:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
You'll go to work. By the way, today's back to
work days. Sorry about that.

Speaker 23 (01:15:15):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 9 (01:15:19):
Danielle, what do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Comes from Nicole. She says, I'm the youngest daughter of
a big Italian family and I'm getting married next year.
My mother Donna is so into my wedding. I can
guarantee a big reaction if I call her and tell
her something went wrong with the wedding plans. Maybe the
reception hall changed rooms on us the caller. She will
freak out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
This is a very common wedding phone tap. Yes, today's
phone tap. Here we go, Danielle.

Speaker 24 (01:15:42):
You enjoy the music while your party is reached much?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Hello?

Speaker 33 (01:15:50):
Nah, what's the matter?

Speaker 24 (01:15:52):
No, just caused me.

Speaker 36 (01:15:54):
This woman Leslie is telling me something's along with the
room that we might not be able to have it.

Speaker 33 (01:15:59):
I don't know what's going on. What's the guy's name
that we booked it with this.

Speaker 24 (01:16:04):
I have her on the phone with me right now.

Speaker 15 (01:16:05):
This isn't at Leslie.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Yeah, hello, yeah, you booked it with Oh okay, yeah.
But I'm his assistant, so basically he passes all the
paperwork on to me and I take care of it
from there.

Speaker 33 (01:16:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Our problem is that the bigger room is the only
room available at this time.

Speaker 33 (01:16:23):
Oh no, it's not, Leslie.

Speaker 24 (01:16:24):
We booked that two years ago.

Speaker 33 (01:16:26):
Darling.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Oh no, I'm sorry, but that is the only room
available now. Why because there's another party that's going to
be in the glassroom.

Speaker 33 (01:16:34):
That was our room from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Unfortunately, if they decided what they decided.

Speaker 33 (01:16:40):
No, no, no, you can't decide. That's the room that
we came there and booked, and that's the room my
daughter's going to get.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
You know, sometimes other people have priorities.

Speaker 33 (01:16:51):
Listen to me, honey.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Okay, first of all, darling, honey, we're not going to.

Speaker 28 (01:16:55):
Go that way.

Speaker 33 (01:16:56):
But you have came there and specifically booked that room.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
What's wrong with the upstairs room?

Speaker 10 (01:17:01):
I don't like it.

Speaker 33 (01:17:02):
She doesn't like it.

Speaker 10 (01:17:03):
Why want it?

Speaker 33 (01:17:04):
Why she doesn't like it? That's specifically why we came
two years ago. Okay, I'm in the country club business
over here too. How could you just not make it available?

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Maybe you'll understand a little bit more if I tell
you who's actually going to be in the glassroom that night.
It's very exciting for us. It's gonna be Cheryl Burke
from Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 24 (01:17:22):
You remember her, right, Leslie Darling.

Speaker 33 (01:17:25):
I could care less if it was Frank Sinatra came
back from his grave, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Know, but it's couldn't make I'm sorry.

Speaker 33 (01:17:32):
That is the room my daughter booked, and that is
the room we're going to happen.

Speaker 24 (01:17:36):
I know, but it's it's Cheryl Daryl Burke upstairs.

Speaker 33 (01:17:38):
I don't care who she is.

Speaker 24 (01:17:39):
I mean, I just had Morgan Friedman here.

Speaker 33 (01:17:41):
I just had Google's Cottage. I just had Derek Jeter.

Speaker 24 (01:17:44):
They don't bother me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
We're having Cheryl Burke.

Speaker 24 (01:17:47):
I don't care who she is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
She's from Dancing with the Stars. She's won like three
times or something.

Speaker 33 (01:17:53):
I'm glad she's Dancing with the Stars. But that's not
my problem. But is Dryl Burke in another room?

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
I mean, between you and I, your daughter is a
little bit of a prima donna. If you know what
I mean.

Speaker 33 (01:18:03):
My daughter is a prima donna. She's a princess. She's
my only daughter. She is a prima donnas everything under
the sun.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
But she's being a bridezilla when it comes to this,
don't you think so?

Speaker 33 (01:18:15):
Bridezvilla and godzilla, whatever the hell you want to call her.
She's a bit she's everything under the sun. But she's
mine and that's what she wanted. She is my bit,
he is, and she gets everything that she wants. But
that is the room that I booked, and that is
the room that we will get.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
But that's really not gonna happen. See, because Cheryl Burke's
going to be in that room. She's paying two fifty
a person.

Speaker 24 (01:18:36):
I mean, I don't care, she's paying a thousand of persons. Fine,
I'm glad put her in the other room.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
She doesn't want the other room. She wants the beautiful
glass room. P I mean, to be honest, your daughter
is not a celebrity.

Speaker 33 (01:18:49):
My daughter is a celebrity to me.

Speaker 24 (01:18:52):
Yeah, but you be dare you say that that is
my daughter? She is a celebrity to me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
I could kill it, couldn't care less.

Speaker 33 (01:18:59):
By the way, I couldn't care less.

Speaker 24 (01:19:01):
Correct, I have celebrities here all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
What if I got your daughter invited to the Cheryl
Burke ceremony.

Speaker 33 (01:19:08):
She don't want to be invited to know Cheryl Burke ceremony.
She could come over here and.

Speaker 24 (01:19:11):
Meet to start she does. Don't say that we had
what's his name Bono here?

Speaker 33 (01:19:15):
We had all those people here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
That doesn't say who's Bono?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
You mean Bono?

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
Whatever the hell? His name is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Not for anything, lady, but if you're in the business,
you should know his name is Bono, not Bono.

Speaker 24 (01:19:25):
I don't know who his name is.

Speaker 33 (01:19:26):
I could care less. That didn't even phase me that
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 24 (01:19:29):
Didn't even phase me that.

Speaker 18 (01:19:30):
He was here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Couldn't care less, couldn't care less.

Speaker 33 (01:19:34):
I don't care This is the way I talk.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Nicole Hennig is not a celebrity. Cheryl Burke is.

Speaker 33 (01:19:38):
You could kill, and Nicole is my celebrity.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Hunt You're not going to cause a stink at your princess.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
You don't know me.

Speaker 33 (01:19:45):
I have caused many a stink. You're gonna ask I
will cause a stink. I will watch right into Cheryl
Burke and tell her or I will make scene there
that you will never forget.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
You're gonna embarrass your princess.

Speaker 33 (01:19:57):
You are insulting me right now. You have, oh my daughter,
everything under the sun, and you haven't sulted me enough.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
And I could care what.

Speaker 24 (01:20:05):
I couldn't sell a book or anybody else.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
You know what, I think could be even worse. If
I put you on the radio and you just got phone.

Speaker 24 (01:20:12):
Tapped, I'll you I will destroy you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Mom. It's Daniel Vinaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
and you got phone tapped.

Speaker 33 (01:20:22):
I'm gonna kill my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I love you, Oh my god, Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 27 (01:20:32):
This phone table was true recorded permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 23 (01:20:36):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
I'm gonna bring this up, but I know I can
already predict what gone he's gonna say. Oh okay, Americans
have turned to comfort food, and of course nothing's more
comforting than a big old vat of ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Do we all agree?

Speaker 12 (01:21:14):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
According to Hoggendaws, the number one flavor was vanilla.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Oh how is this possible?

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
This has to be flawed data and coffee and strawberry
we're number two and three. Chocolate was not in the
top three.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
According to what this is nonsensical?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Why is this nonsensical? Why can't you wrap your head
around the fact that vanilla is a flavor.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
I know it's a flavor. I just think it's the
worst of the flavors. I think that the reason that
this is popping this way is because everybody buys vanilla
to go with something else, so it probably spikes the sale.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
So like you have vanilla ice cream with pumpkin pie.
Even though Nate did say yesterday vanilla's his.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Favorite, it is vanilla is a flavor. And secondly, people
do like vanilla. You know everyone's as well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
I've been known as my spoon and a vat of vanilla.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
If you know what I'm saying, But vanilla, Like when
something's boring, you say, oh, that's so vanilla.

Speaker 12 (01:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Whoever started that is doing such a disservice for vanilla.
Do you even know how they harvest vanilla beans? No,
it's a major major production in the countries that do it.
I mean it's a huge operation where they have men
and with machine guns standing around to guard the vanilla beans.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
It's a huge thing.

Speaker 10 (01:22:28):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
You think diamonds are dangerous and people are diamonds, you know, blood,
blood diamonds.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
We're talking about blood vanilla.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
All the more reason to cancel a flavor, get rid
of it.

Speaker 20 (01:22:41):
You're right, Elvis, there's some very very very good, uh
different little flavors of vanilla. Heather is a flavors for
you know, liquor company, and she let me smell this
madic Gascar. Oh my god, Like I would just open
the gar and smell it a case.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
It just smells so good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Some vanilla ice cream is better than others.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
It's just so absolutely creamy. Yeah, but then you have
the gandhis of the world is vanilla.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Yes, I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
I just want people, if you have a choice of
all of these different flavors, I just want people to
venture out and explore something lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Vanilla is always going.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
To be there. You don't have to commit to one
flavor and that's the only one you eat.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
It's okay to have a variety, a buffet of flavors,
but vanilla needs to be on there for many people.
It's number one selling in the country. For many reasons,
and one of the reasons is people like it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
With other things.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
I think Gandhi, if I was there, I would I
would whack your peepe.

Speaker 34 (01:23:34):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:37):
What's scary, come to think of it. I think you
guys are onto something.

Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
Not only is vanilla a flavor, but there are flavors
within flavors, like Tahitian vanilla. Have you had that there's
not a gascar and Tahisia is vanilla.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
They just said, they just said that you can take Tahitian.
He said, not a Gascar. Well, I know, but I
mean he actually brought the point up that there is
something else better than others. I know, but I'm thinking
I'm on Thattlus.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
This is what we call redundancy. Dale in line two,
let's go talk to Dale. Hello, Dale, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:24:11):
I how's it going, guys?

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
Dale?

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
We're okay? Vanilla go okay.

Speaker 20 (01:24:16):
So I used to love vanilla as a kid, but
as an adult, I've realized how boring vanilla is.

Speaker 35 (01:24:22):
Chocolate is the far superior flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Oh yeah, far superior.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
I absolutely I had to throw that out there.

Speaker 12 (01:24:31):
I've heard this conversation many times on the radio with
you guys, and.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I just had to put my opinion out there in
that A shame that this is our go to conversation.

Speaker 20 (01:24:39):
I love this, but I mean it's ice cream, So
who doesn't like talking about ice cream?

Speaker 28 (01:24:44):
Right? Right?

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
And I will eat it if there's nothing else around.
For sure that vanilla's gonna get cut. But if I
had to pick, it's not going to be the vanilla, well.

Speaker 9 (01:24:53):
No, me neither.

Speaker 17 (01:24:53):
It would be chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Yeah. See, Chocolate's a whole other world.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
And you know you cannot disagree with the fact that
there are so many different flavors and components of flavor
in different chocolates. I agree, but you know what I'm
just saying for those who are poo pooing all over vanilla, shame, shame, shame.

Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
What about a combo?

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
You know when you go to get the soft serve
and they say do you want both, and they do
the swirl and yale and chocolate mix.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Yes, I will choose the swirl as well, however.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
You want to deliver it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I'm with you. I'm backing you up. Thank you for calling.
I appreciate it, and have a great day. Dale. Yeah, Froggy,
what's up? I don't want to start a fight. But
I also knows that means we're about to start a fight.

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
Yes, birthday cake is a flavor or fun fetti, It
is a flavor. Now it's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Yes, funfetti is a flavor. Birthday cake is not a flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Birthday cake. Birthday cake has turned into a flavor.

Speaker 8 (01:25:47):
Yeah right, they made it one. But just the term
birthday cake like that could be any kind of cake.
It could be a chocolate cake, vanilla cake, redch velvet,
all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
But funfetti is specific.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
You do have a point.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
But if you order birthday cake flavored ice cream, you
pretty much know it's that flavor of right, and it's
good and it had sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Where's right? So John knows.

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
For those of who are are criticizing the vanilla bean,
uh and you know, John, I told them vanilla beans
it's a dangerous, dangerous business, right, But you grow vanilla beans.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Talk about how difficult it is, Good morning.

Speaker 16 (01:26:22):
I do.

Speaker 17 (01:26:23):
I grow them, and they are incredibly testy to get
to do anything other than just be a bid.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Right, It's true. I mean, so, I mean they're.

Speaker 17 (01:26:33):
Growing an orchid from Madagascar is the one that I
have and it's taken about four years and I've gotten
two beans so far.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
Now, yeah, do you have to guard your two beans
with a machine gun and machey. I'm telling me, if
people are gonna they're gonna, they're gonna steal those, they're
gonna pop them out of your yard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
And you're done. Your vanilla bean production is done.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
How can how much can you do with two beans?

Speaker 26 (01:26:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Can you do anything?

Speaker 13 (01:26:56):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:26:58):
Two beans will make about two cups of pure vanilla extracts?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Hell? Really that much?

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Wow? How does that happen?

Speaker 17 (01:27:05):
That's how I make it. I take it and I
cut up my beans and I let them steep and
pure grain alcohol for about a year and it makes
the most.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Delicious That is beautiful. Oh my god. All right, John,
I love it.

Speaker 16 (01:27:19):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 17 (01:27:21):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
No, thank you for calling. And good luck with your beans,
both of them. Yeah, have a great day.

Speaker 32 (01:27:28):
John.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Phil in Line thirteen has a vanilla conspiracy he wishes
to share. We love a good conspiracy. We have them
swirling around us daily in our lives, and now the
vanilla conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Hi, Phil, welcome to the show. What are you doing
good rolly.

Speaker 35 (01:27:41):
How are you guys doing today?

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
I'm loving that energy. We got great energy on the
phones today. Okay, Phil, tell me about your vanilla conspiracy.

Speaker 35 (01:27:48):
Okay, do you know vanilla is really made of chalcolate?
Because what they do when vanila, when they make vanilla
into chalk and talk into vanilla, they use vanilla. If
you look at it and read it and what they
said the ingredient, it says vanilla.

Speaker 13 (01:28:03):
What kind of chocolate chocolate?

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
What kind of chocolate are you talking about?

Speaker 32 (01:28:07):
Though?

Speaker 35 (01:28:08):
Any kind of chocolate chocolate? When they make chocolate ice cream,
they have vanilla and they chocolate syrup and all the
chemicals from vanilla to make chalkolate.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Right, I think it depends on which chocolate you're talking
they do. They use a vanilla based flavor and then
they add the chocolate to it, the cocoa or whatever
it is, right, the cocow correct.

Speaker 35 (01:28:28):
So really, really they're technically eating vanilla and chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
All right, Well, perfect, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
See everything starts off vanilla.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Exactly what we all when we were born, we were vanilla,
let's be honest. And then we started when you were born.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
I think that was a nice state of chocolate or caramel? Yeah,
or caramel either one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
All right, thank you Phil, have a great day. Okay,
thanks for listening to us. Yes, I will say this though.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
I don't like when they say, oh, would you like
a vanilla shake or a chocolate shake?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
And all the chocolate shake is just chocolate syrup and
vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 9 (01:29:10):
That's not a chocolate shake.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
That's a black and white.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Okay, Oh, shake shack, black and white.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Chocolate ice cream and your chocolate shakes.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Oh, I want shake Shack for lunch now completely.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
You know, my years at Basking Robbins, if someone came
in and ordered a chocolate shake made with vanilla ice cream,
I would not argue.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I would just do it for them.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
No, But if I wanted a chocolate shake, I expect
chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
You don't just try and sneak one. Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Can you working at.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
One of these places and someone walks in and order
something and you go, dude, you don't want to that's crap.
Let me give you something. Melts make milk war.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Picture are scary, like the milkshakes are just leaning over
making sure that you put the right scoop in there.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Oh yeah, all right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Want to hear someth slightly more unhinged. In the Morning Show.

Speaker 23 (01:30:05):
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the Morning Show is finished.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
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Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
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Speaker 23 (01:30:15):
Listen on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get
your podcasts. Elvist in the Morning Show, Elvis ter Ran
in the Morning Show, Daniel, do you know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Who John Williams? Yeah, you do, you do, and you
don't even know it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
John Williams's turned ninety's. He's a composer of conductor every fantastic,
huge blockbuster film you've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Growing up, the music was from him.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Oh, he wrote the most incredible music, scored just amazing, amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Amazing song. But did he write the NBC Night the
News theme? He sure, comedy here from NBC headquarters. I'm
Tom Brocoln. He wrote this. It's called the mission theme.
It is anyway, John Williams. Uh friends with my parents.
When I was a little kid. I met him. It

(01:31:21):
was so funny.

Speaker 28 (01:31:22):
But you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Uh, And actually sometimes he'll come to New York City
and they'll do nothing. But I'm gonna go ahead and
give one of the answers to the contest away. They
would do nothing but star Wars music for like an
hour and a half. And but to sit in an
auditorium and listen to an listening to an orchestra play,
to me, that is pure porn, with all the string

(01:31:46):
section and the woodwinds and the timpany and the harpist
in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
And the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
To me, it's just the most powerful sound. It's second
only to the sound of the ocean to me, the
sound of an orchestra. And John Williams the world's best.
Now tell you what, Like I said, he scored some
of the biggest films of all time. If you think
you can figure out which films some of these songs
are from, you can win some money.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
This is the longest NBC.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
The look of that, it sounds a little Jurassic Parking
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Don't say that that could be one of the answers.
Some of the most incredible films ever he scored.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
And you're gonna guess them, you're gonna get them right,
and you're gonna win some money again called one eight
hundred and two four two zero one hundred, Yeah, someone's
just in a text. He wrote the music for almost
every Stephen Spielberg film.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Wow, I think I just gave him one.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
It sounds like ET too stopping.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Given, don't know, spoiling my contest?

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
See the pattern with this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Wait a minute, stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Why didn't you until he ruined TV shows? You're ruined contests?

Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Can't you just see ET flying with the stop?

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
All right again?

Speaker 9 (01:33:19):
Call now?

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Don't listen to Danielle one eight hundred two four two
zero one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
You're gonna play Indiana Jones next.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
I hate you, I really truly hate What about Star
Wars already?

Speaker 10 (01:33:33):
Gave that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Cut off? The NBC? Turn it off? Scary? If I
was there right now, I would I don't know if
i'd kiss you or just slap your hand?

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
Did not?

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Ghani?

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Did you do this game?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Did you confident?

Speaker 28 (01:33:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
I apologize, Godi.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
She ruined your game?

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Yeah, Nate's probably real sad he was so excited about
this one.

Speaker 19 (01:34:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Oh lord, Danielle, all right, let's go talk to Michelle.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
I think I heard Harry Potter.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Can't do anything around here, daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
You're not listening to You're not listening to Danielle are
you o God, Well, this game should be called repeat
what Danielle just said. All right, So, John Williams incredible composer.
We're celebrating his life. Every time you watch the Steven
Spielberg movie, you're celebrating his life. Let's see if you

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can figure out what films these are from?

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Scary. You gotta go back. You have to go back
to that page you're ruining for me. Here we go,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Uh, with every with every film you get correct, Michelle
will give you ten dollars, and with every when you
get wrong, you owe us ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Okay, Okay, you having a good day so far?

Speaker 29 (01:34:50):
By the way, yeah, I'm actually driving to work.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Okay, Well we're having a really bad show today.

Speaker 29 (01:34:57):
You're you guys in the shower, so you guys are
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
It's okay, you see I feel dirty that I know it.
Knowing someone's naked listening to me. I'm like, oh God,
I love it. Hope you didn't say anything of offensive.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
These are all uh scores, all songs written by music
written by John Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Here is movie number one? What a great song? Okay?
What film is that?

Speaker 10 (01:35:32):
From?

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars was nothing, but.

Speaker 28 (01:35:42):
I knew that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
You never knew the lyrics to that song.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
There you go, your ten dollars ahead, Michelle. Here is
John Williams theme song number two.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
All right?

Speaker 29 (01:35:59):
What was that trying to show h the guy that
fights in the jungle, I forget his but the of
the movie. M Oh my god, with the hat and
he's like, the whip.

Speaker 16 (01:36:13):
Is a hat.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
You're you're absolutely correct, it's Indiana Joe. Wow, yeah, Michelle, Michelle,
you just won ten dollars by saying the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Guy with the hat?

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
All right, Here we go John Williams movie theme song
number three.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Wow the movie?

Speaker 29 (01:36:41):
Is that score from Harry Potter?

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Yeah, get on your nimbus.

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
I'm gonna help my nimbus two thousand fly away. All right,
you've got thirty dollars. Let's move on to John Williams
movie theme number four, which is.

Speaker 7 (01:36:58):
This is Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
What a beautiful, beautiful moving film. What is that from?

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Do you remember?

Speaker 10 (01:37:13):
Oh?

Speaker 34 (01:37:14):
That one?

Speaker 28 (01:37:14):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 29 (01:37:15):
Oh my gosh, I'm kicking myself.

Speaker 18 (01:37:17):
My cousin is a composer, so like she's probably yelling
at me right now.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Oh man, that you didn't say Shindler's list.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
I lost you lost in those Hey, guys, we got
ten dollars. All right, you're still at twenty dollars?

Speaker 10 (01:37:33):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
Okay, you'll get this next one. John Williams composed this
movie theme.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Listen to this. I hear sleigh belts in the background.
That could be a hint. That is home alone.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
Yeah, excellent, thirty dollars. You're up to thirty. Here is
John Williams theme song number or whatever it is?

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yeah, what's it from.

Speaker 13 (01:38:13):
Harry Potter?

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Does anyone want to get to? That's Jurassic Yeah, Jurassic Park.

Speaker 12 (01:38:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Yeah, you're down to twenty dollars. I think I think
dropped it? Yeah, twenty yeah. Sorry, what else are you doing?
You see you sound busy?

Speaker 10 (01:38:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
She's pull it up.

Speaker 29 (01:38:35):
Oh I just I just got to work, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Okay, okay, we'll go, we'll go faster. Okay, here we go,
John Williams movie song number seven or eight?

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Who cares?

Speaker 20 (01:38:45):
Here it is?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
You'll never get this. None of us would get that.

Speaker 16 (01:38:55):
But do you know it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Where're gonna get it from?

Speaker 29 (01:39:00):
Oh my gosh?

Speaker 16 (01:39:00):
Is it a Leonardo.

Speaker 29 (01:39:01):
DiCaprio movie either, Yes, what is it the one with
Tom Hanks? He's flying I forget?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Yes, it's catch me if you can. You gotta know,
I can't believe you got that. Well you didn't, but
you did.

Speaker 16 (01:39:23):
This.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Next one, this this next John Williams score. I know
you know this one. Here we go, Josh, Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
Wow, it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
They used to call me that in high school. All right,
turn it off, all right. Now you're up to one
two forty dollars. Wow, okay, you're making it back. Here
is John Williams. Another John Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Score, But we use this job excellent? What movie is
that from the show?

Speaker 29 (01:40:05):
Oh my gosh, I know it. I'm so excited that
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I can do it.

Speaker 32 (01:40:12):
Sorry, I don't.

Speaker 29 (01:40:14):
I know it, but I forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Sorry, a little film called Superman.

Speaker 10 (01:40:18):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
Okay, yeah, you just lust and we got ten more dollars.
All right, so you're down to thirty and we're making
some cash.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Here. Here's another John Williams film score. Guess it. You
got to get back.

Speaker 28 (01:40:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
What film is that from?

Speaker 24 (01:40:44):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:40:45):
Is it.

Speaker 29 (01:40:47):
The one with Peter Pan now.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Flying home?

Speaker 33 (01:40:55):
Yes?

Speaker 29 (01:40:55):
Yes, I think I'm so excited and I'm forgetting everything.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
It is costing you dearly. You're down to twenty dollars.
All right, I'm gonna give you another theme.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
It's not from a film, but it's from a very
very popular event that's possibly happening as we speak.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
And John Williams wrote this theme. Listen closely. John Williams wrote.

Speaker 29 (01:41:24):
It, what is the new show startup?

Speaker 23 (01:41:28):
You know NBC?

Speaker 28 (01:41:29):
I think it is or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Oh my goodness, hottering, that's the Olympics theme.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
Could you have five dollars?

Speaker 10 (01:41:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
All right, so you got ten dollars?

Speaker 22 (01:41:42):
Day?

Speaker 30 (01:41:43):
Okay, I forgot everything?

Speaker 10 (01:41:48):
You know what? You know.

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
What's so great, though, is to really truly appreciate John
Williams for riding all those incredible scores, right, I mean,
what an amazing talent.

Speaker 29 (01:41:55):
Yeah, yes, he's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Extra credit. What is this song we're playing in the
background now?

Speaker 10 (01:42:04):
It was the Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
It's the NBC ninety thing. Please hold it, hey, Diamond,
send her ten dollars. I know she's fabulous. Look at
you're on the radio, a bunch of people screaming at
you and music on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
I mean, I can see how it can be a
little yeah, and some of those have.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
Very similar elements to other ones, so I get how
you could get those confused a little bit, A.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Little bit, I have to agree.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
What a talented guy. Go do a search on John Williams.
And if ever he's in your town, even at nineties.
Sometimes they put him in front of an orchestra and
he's a conductor.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
You can hear his music. Just really fantastic. All right,
thank you, excellent game. Jandhi.

Speaker 24 (01:42:52):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 23 (01:42:54):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
You know, GODDI I've been looking more into this. Yeah,
the story you caught. You told us about the dentist
and how they can tell you've been doing naughty things.

Speaker 8 (01:43:11):
Okay, I just found out something that has blown my mind,
and I think everyone needs to know. I'm going to
try to be really careful with this. I told you
guys in the commercial break. I found out that your
dentist can tell if you've been up to naughty things.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
What do you mean.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
If you've been as Danielle.

Speaker 8 (01:43:30):
Likes to call it, lollypoppy, and you've been having some
fun with the lollypoppy and you go.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
To the dentist, your dentist knows that you did that.
I didn't believe it.

Speaker 8 (01:43:38):
I saw a video that said there's a little mark
in the top of your mouth. Didn't believe it, asked
my dentist friend. He said, absolutely, a blood vessel burst
in the top of your mouth when something like that
is going.

Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
On, Yes, then you go to the dentist, and the
dentist judges you were being a hoe. That's what he
told me.

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
Oh no, just because you're a hoe, so he said,
he said, man, because of the way the injury actually occurs.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
There's some times that I'm just like, huh, what have
you been doing? My mind is blown.

Speaker 8 (01:44:05):
I can't believe this, So be careful if you're going
to the dentist, don't get into any nonsense.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
But mind isn't the only thing being blown, right, So
I wonder, like, what else can they tell us that
they're not telling us.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
Now I have all the questions, like what does the
guy know know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
Some dentists and hygienists have posted responses saying, yes, they know.
When you've been doing that fairly regularly, there's some bruising
on the soft palate in the roof of your mouth, huh.
It is harmful, but it's a giveaway, yes, And they
say most dentists will keep your sacred, your secret safe
with them. However, if they suspect abuse, that's the situation

(01:44:44):
where they will get involved on oh wow, yeah, but yeah,
so just understand that they know if you've been like
going to town, right.

Speaker 8 (01:44:53):
And then it makes me wonder what Scottie Bees dentist
might think, because he does weird things with his banana, but.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
He's not actually, you know, doing the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:45:01):
So I'm like, oh, I bet Scotty Bee goes to
the dentist and the dentist is like, huh skiz.

Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
Yeah, hey, Scottie, what your dentist thinks that you're a
honk in a bobo? If you know what I'm saying, Well,
I'll ask her next time i'm there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Okay, Oh my gosh, I'm so intrigued with this story.

Speaker 7 (01:45:18):
I never knew what's scary, So I just want to know,
how do they know that you didn't burn the roof
of your mouth on pizza or something like, there's distinct something.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
There that must be an abrasion or something.

Speaker 8 (01:45:30):
So according to my dentist friend, who I've been asking
all of these questions too. He says, it's a particular
spot on the soft pallet of your mouth. It's not
a burn, it's a burst blood vessel.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
So it's really it gets up there too, or yeah,
but that would.

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
Be like a scrape, like your mouth is torn. This
is just a burst blood vessel.

Speaker 8 (01:45:49):
I did ask him how to be sure that it
wasn't from aggressive eating, and I'm waiting for my answer,
but his initial response.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Was aggressive eating?

Speaker 10 (01:45:57):
What now?

Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
But it's like overly repeated blunt trauma, Like does that
area eventually just that blood vessel doesn't grow back and
it's just gone.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
I mean, how does that work? Is it like a
callous if he played the guitar. I don't know. It's
just I just why this story is so intriguing.

Speaker 23 (01:46:19):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Tap, Dear Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
My brother Jason despises telephone telemarketers. He's been known to
flip out so much he turns the tables and tries
to keep them on the phone with him, just to
drive them nuts. Let's phone tap him, all right, This
comes from Joe. Now, all right, Joe, now his sister
Now phone tapping. Jason Scary Jones is calling as the
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(01:46:50):
tapping Joe ELL's brother Jason. Here we go, Today's Michael
Oppenheimer phone tap.

Speaker 10 (01:46:56):
Oho.

Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
H Yes, this is mister Michael up And with the
OV glove, the hot surface handler. How are you doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Sir?

Speaker 10 (01:47:05):
You do know this is my rock phone, right I
don't have time for you to be calling and harassing me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
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Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
Hello. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the OV glove.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
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Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
Did you know that the OV glove has a five
fingered flex grip and makes everything from sautein to scrambling
very easy?

Speaker 10 (01:47:27):
I don't care what it has I want you to
stop call on my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
How do I get that to happen?

Speaker 7 (01:47:31):
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and is machine washable.

Speaker 10 (01:47:35):
I don't care what it's's made of. I don't want
you to stop calling my phone, So.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
If you get your OV glove dirty, you can wash it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:42):
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Speaker 8 (01:47:43):
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Speaker 7 (01:47:47):
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Speaker 9 (01:47:55):
I don't want the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:47:57):
I want you to stop call on my phone.

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We keep getting disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
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(01:48:20):
yourself from paffl burns while creating a culinary mess.

Speaker 24 (01:48:23):
I'm good.

Speaker 10 (01:48:24):
I do a lot of cooking and cooking up, whipping up,
you know, hot like that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
How about yourself? What kind of cook can you do?

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
I do all kinds of cooking, like grilling, barbecuing, as
well as baking.

Speaker 10 (01:48:36):
That's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
I think all the time, Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:48:40):
I cook all kinds of.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
What are you bake, sir?

Speaker 10 (01:48:44):
I bake like muffins and bownies and all kinds.

Speaker 7 (01:48:47):
Of don't you hate when you're removing muffins from the
oven and you burn your hand and the pan falls
on the floor and the muffins that. Don't you hate
when you touch a hot stove accidentally? I doock of
gloves got you covered?

Speaker 10 (01:49:03):
I do know all the time, Like I just I
just put them the oven and stick my hand on
the barner.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Well, the OFV glove is non flammable. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:49:11):
You could stick your hands in all kinds of fires
with the OV glove. Anything's possible.

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I'm amazing. So let me sign you up right now?
Can I send you three I only got two hands,
gonna do it? Maybe an OV glove for a friend,
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Speaker 10 (01:49:28):
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Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
I don't know if I want anybody else to know
about this.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Did you know the OV glove is made from kevlar.
It's the same material that firefighters use in fighting fires.

Speaker 10 (01:49:39):
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love me?

Speaker 28 (01:49:47):
God?

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Damn, I just feel like say it. You can wear
the OV glove while you're singing this.

Speaker 26 (01:49:54):
Watch me now, thanks, we're gonna sir ting me.

Speaker 9 (01:50:03):
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Speaker 10 (01:50:06):
I know you've seen Dirty Dancing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
Right, it's a great movie.

Speaker 10 (01:50:08):
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Speaker 7 (01:50:09):
The of glove resembles the same glove that Michael Jackson
used to wear in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
It was just it looks like that. Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:50:17):
If I don't know, are you sold on the fact
that you've been phone tapped? Hey, Jason, Yes, my name
is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Crap, your.

Speaker 1 (01:50:31):
Sister is playing a phone tap on you. I'm gonna body,
let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
I got to be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (01:50:40):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 23 (01:50:44):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
What Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:50:59):
Show question, what little irritating habits do you have around
the house that really says a lot about you? For instance,
my habit that people get so bent out of shapeover
is I'll stop the microwave oven like with two seconds
left because I just feel like it's been on enough, and.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
I'll leave two seconds on the on the on the display,
and I get yelled at for that. Is that really
that irritating?

Speaker 9 (01:51:25):
Is that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:51:26):
A monstrous kind of monstrous?

Speaker 9 (01:51:27):
Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Monsters at all. Someone tecks it in saying that her
husband is the over tidier.

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
She'll take the milk out of the refrigerator to make cereal,
and she'll turn around to get it and he's already
put it away, and he's like, wait, I just took
it out. But she but she is the shudder. She
sheds things that she walks through the house. Jacket here, sweater,
their hair clips here.

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
Oh that drives me nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
Do not do that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
Well, see that drives you nutstand yea, but what what
irritating habits do you have at the house. I'm sure
you have it your closet, right, I have to.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Yeah, yeah, my closet. Oh you know what Sheldon hates.
So my closet has a mirror on it. But I
have so many handbags and you know, top bags and
stuff that it blocks the mirror because they're hanging. So
I open up his closet and I use his mirror,
and it drives him nuts because he's like, then I
locked the cats in there accidentally and they scratched at
the rug to try and get out. I think that

(01:52:22):
is probably I get yelled for that twice a week,
three times a week.

Speaker 16 (01:52:27):
The cat.

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
The cat thing aside. I mean, at what point can
you own a mirror you cannot use my that's my.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
He says, clean your bags out and throw half of
them away, and then you don't have to use my mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Usually, why can't you use his closet?

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
I don't understand what the because I cause issues with
the cats and then his rug is all ripped up
from the cats.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
That he gets closet and your own mirror. You use
your stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:52:54):
He uses his way. I'm sure Alex till a sleep
he's not listening. I told you what he does. He'll
he'll be like, Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and fix
stuff around the house. He'll he'll pull all the tools
out of the tool drawer or whatever, and he'll leave
them everywhere. He never puts anything away. Or he'll take
the wrapper off a new hammer or something, just leave

(01:53:16):
the wrapper right there.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
I have to tow all that away. It's irritating. So
what other things are on this list? That they are?
The irritating habits we have around the house that are irritating.

Speaker 8 (01:53:25):
The people who leave dishes to quote soak, the people
who leave cabinets open, the people who take who eat
something and leave one bite or one sip left. The
people who instead of mopping use like a Clorox wipe
and a foot.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
Yes, you know all that, I'm leaving, leaving.

Speaker 8 (01:53:44):
Leftovers in the fridge way past their expiration date, all
these things.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
How about the water bottles around the house. This is
what happens in my house with the boys. They take
three SIPs of the of the Poland spring and then
I find nine water bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
This is why you should people do that? People?

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
Yes, yes, scary, which I object. I'm a dish soaker
and I sit there. Did the dishes sit there overnight?

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
And they soak? And I got to tell you the
grime comes off that much.

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
Easier in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Well, but I know it. Sometimes we let them quote
unquote soak because we're just lazy. We could easily just.

Speaker 9 (01:54:18):
So I soak all my dishes.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Well, just wait till you read what this says about
your personality, Scary, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
Talk about it. What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
Oh you want to hear?

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
Yeah, go ahead and connect the connect the dots.

Speaker 8 (01:54:30):
Okay, So this says your ability to make life more
difficult is unmatched. Instead of handling something that's mindnumbingly easy,
you choose to soak it in a rancid cesspool of procrastination.
By the time you make the decision to do something
about it. Someone else has come along and cleaned up
your mets, which is what she wanted all along.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Wow, well I live alone, so I'm blaming myself.

Speaker 9 (01:54:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
So which is in a text? A Clorox wipe and
a foot? That's my sister.

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Oh, I would.

Speaker 8 (01:55:01):
Totally do that instead of mopping an entire floor if
there's just like one little spill in one little area.

Speaker 4 (01:55:05):
Clark's light foot.

Speaker 3 (01:55:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Who's Tara? She's online nineteen, Let's go talk to her. Uh, hello, Tara,
how are you hi?

Speaker 12 (01:55:16):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
Well, good morning. So what irritating things are going on
in your house?

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:55:24):
So first off, one thing that I gotta say is
what you said with Alex with the tools everywhere? My
husband one thousand percent. My kitchen table has become his toolbox.
But besides that, me, I walk with a heavy foot,
always have always. Well, I'm not a big person. I'm

(01:55:45):
five two.

Speaker 24 (01:55:46):
If that I like to give I pad my my
height because I'm not very big.

Speaker 12 (01:55:51):
But I walk with a heavy foot, stomping on the
floor across the house no matter where I am, Like,
stop running, I'm just walking.

Speaker 5 (01:56:01):
Well good at least we always know where you are. Hey,
let me ask you that someone just sent this text
in Tara. People who leave toilet paper on the counter
instead of putting it on the roll thing, Oh do
you do that?

Speaker 12 (01:56:13):
First off, you got to put it the right way,
with the paper hanging away from the wall, not into
the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
That's amen, Amen, Amen.

Speaker 24 (01:56:21):
But yeah, that'll drive me nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
Or you just use the last piece and you don't
put it on the roll.

Speaker 8 (01:56:27):
That drives me bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, these are the little lazy things we
do at the house.

Speaker 5 (01:56:33):
But you know the thing is we can get away
with it at the house because no one else is
there to witness this stuff anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Best alert to you, Tara, Well exactly, Thank you so much,
and good.

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
Luck with your your tool counter on the dining room table. Hey,
line twenty is Katie, she's got problems. You really open
a can of worms with this article?

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
Hi, Katie? What's up?

Speaker 34 (01:56:54):
Hi?

Speaker 24 (01:56:55):
So that's something I do.

Speaker 12 (01:56:57):
But when I walk downstairs in the morning and I
walk in the kitchen and the cabinets are wide open, and.

Speaker 10 (01:57:02):
The dishes are next to the sink and not in
the think that is my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
I'll live with one of those two. You're not alone.
You're some pressing. Does that too?

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
Do you bring them over to the sink and I
go watch this. If you just push it a little bit,
it goes right into the sink.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
What do you think, it's so close.

Speaker 13 (01:57:28):
We empty the dish slasher and they just sit on
the counter.

Speaker 12 (01:57:31):
The cabinet's right there.

Speaker 9 (01:57:32):
Put it in this cabinet.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
It's right there. Absolutely all right, Well, thank you, Katie,
best of luck.

Speaker 10 (01:57:40):
Of that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
So Brandon does the cabinet thing too.

Speaker 8 (01:57:44):
I will come down in the morning and every single
cabinet looks like a raccoon broke into the house and
rummaged for snacks. I don't know what takes him over
in the middle of the night. I think it's like
a tapeworm from hell. But he goes down there, eats
all the snacks and just leaves it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
It's crazy. He's also the overcleaner, so it doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
Text.

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
When he opens a beer he leaves it on the
stove instead of putting the can in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Next to the stove. It is right there.

Speaker 5 (01:58:12):
But people are complaining about people like me who refuse
to clear the timer on the microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
What does it matter? But what does that matter? That's
not littering, it's just a digital display. They is two
clock on there as well, and I can't see the clock.
Then when I look in the kitchen, I don't see
the clock. I see a clock though.

Speaker 8 (01:58:31):
You're leaving another step for the next person that comes along,
so that I have to clear your time and reset
their time.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
And it's just monstras.

Speaker 5 (01:58:38):
No one uses the microwave exipt for me, but I
get yelled at it says two seconds on the microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
It's been there for all the whole week. ND it cares.
It doesn't use extra energy, it doesn't hurt anyone. Yeah,
what what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
Frog?

Speaker 6 (01:58:52):
Doing laundry and taking it out of the dryer and
doing the laundry doesn't mean taking it out of dryer
and draping it over the door that's swung open and
just leading it there.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
Yes, No, it doesn't laundry done.

Speaker 6 (01:59:04):
No, you can't just take it out of the dryer,
drape it over the door and go okay, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
No, it has to go where it belongs.

Speaker 5 (01:59:10):
Well, scary, I know, I was a scary apartment, not
long ago. He uses his kitchen chairs as coat hangers,
and so you have like an entire season, an entire
winter of coats piled up.

Speaker 7 (01:59:21):
By march, my entire coat closet is piling up on
my chairs, one over, the next, over.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
The next, for the next, over the next.

Speaker 5 (01:59:29):
Oh line nineteen Lisa, Hello Lisa, what's going on in
your house? It's like extra well, doing well. But what's
going on in your house? It's extra irritating, Oh.

Speaker 36 (01:59:43):
Irritating and disgusting. So my husband when he gets out
of the shower, has to get the big bottle of
gold bond, opens his underwear, takes it in there until
when I tell you the floor, the rug, the wall,
I actually now you. I don't even use our manster bathroom.

(02:00:03):
I use the guest bathroom.

Speaker 5 (02:00:06):
You know, you know we have quite we have quite
the optics. Quite the visual of your husband just pulling
his under her out. I was like shaking the powder
in there.

Speaker 24 (02:00:18):
Everywhere shower.

Speaker 36 (02:00:20):
He won't do it another walking shower and wait till
it gets out. So and then there's so much in
there it goes up the back and then he has
it like straight up his back, out of his back
and I yell at him all the time we went
to We went to Costa Rica like two years ago,
and I asked him, I said, please, can you do
that in a shower, because when he did it the

(02:00:41):
first day, it was like just picture like your cameratops
full of flower and you make an indense in there.
I walked, my feet are in his powder. And so
now I don't even use his bathroom. I just I
have by everything set up in the guest bathroom.

Speaker 24 (02:00:58):
I started like brushing my teeth and.

Speaker 36 (02:01:02):
And I realized, this powder is going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
Mail once you might.

Speaker 36 (02:01:08):
Yes, so when you walk into a staff room, it's
like it looks like it's like three hundred years old
with dust that everywhere.

Speaker 24 (02:01:18):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
At least he's not scratching his nuts all the time.

Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
Well you know, he says, my thighs get chased.

Speaker 13 (02:01:29):
Okay, that's fine, do it before you come out of
the shower.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
Okay, okay. So it's just one of those little irritating things. Well,
thank you, thank you for sharing with us. What else
is on the list?

Speaker 8 (02:01:42):
Condy Oh you want to know what the habit says
about you? Well, first of all, we talked about soaking dishes,
in the sank. What about people who leave unopened mail
just piling up?

Speaker 4 (02:01:53):
Anyone here do that?

Speaker 8 (02:01:56):
Sometimes you're likely someone who doesn't check their voicemail.

Speaker 4 (02:01:59):
Becau as it makes you anxious. You have an extreme
fear of the unknown, and you are marginally.

Speaker 8 (02:02:04):
If that, equipped to navigate adult life. Leaving kitchen cabinets open,
it says you're made of equal parts courage and fear,
brave enough to start any old taesk that pops into
your mind, but too afraid to finish one god forsaken project.

Speaker 4 (02:02:19):
You leave doors open in life in general, so you
never fully leave a situation.

Speaker 8 (02:02:23):
Your life is dominated by what ifs, and you'll likely
never learn to take definitive action.

Speaker 1 (02:02:29):
Oh god, how can you were doing that?

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
Walk around with the cabinets open don't drive me nuts crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
I mean, it takes no effort whatsoever to close.

Speaker 5 (02:02:38):
My favorite thing is walking across the bathroom floor with
my bare feet and I'm like, what's that? And I
lift my foot up and there's an old toenail stuck
to the bottom of my foot.

Speaker 4 (02:02:47):
No sick.

Speaker 8 (02:02:54):
If you want to know about the people who leave
one bite or sip, it means you're self absorbed in
a free spirit. Is he thinking about your own life
to care about anybody else's Your fun is hell to
be around because you live in the moment. But when
faced with the consequences of your own actions, you claim
it's not your problem, when you, in fact are everyone's problem.

Speaker 3 (02:03:12):
You're a douwag, that is.

Speaker 5 (02:03:14):
Yeah, someway, apparently we've bit to moan about the people
that we live with that do these things.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
I'm sure we do things as well.

Speaker 4 (02:03:24):
I think I do almost all the things on that list.

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
The microwave timer is and when I'm guilty of But
I don't see what the problem is with that still,
I just I just don't.

Speaker 4 (02:03:34):
It's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 19 (02:03:35):
It is whack a doodle times are so hard.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
Elvistran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
All right, we're done, we're out of time.

Speaker 5 (02:03:45):
We'll see you next time, so make sure you're here
with us until then. Say peace out of everybody.