FULL SHOW: The Day Skeery Got Fired!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Every morning, millions of Americans tune in to drivetime radio
legend Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Mommy has her teats out, ready to feed the nation.
Oh you know, just doing a show.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You are chaoic.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
That's stupid. Elvis host called Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
My name is Elvis Duran.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Elvis dan in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Show that I thought today was August first, not yet,
Kitty more day. It is Thursday, July thirty first. Welcome
to the day. Good morning, Danielle, Hi, gandhi, let's get it.
Hello there, Froggy, how you feeling. Good morning, I'm good.
Scottie Bees and Master Control. Good morning. There's Diamond Diamond

(00:46):
di ba, good morning, good morning, good morning. I saw
Garrett rolling by. I saw Andrew getting ready to take
our breakfast order. By the way, check your check your
mobile device.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
I'm so confused about this because I have leftovers from yesterday,
but I'm afraid they're soggy. But I don't want to
waste them.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
All right, check them then, don't order breakfast. I have
salmon from yesterday. I don't want yesterday's salmon. I'm an
entire salmon my refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Black food got stolen from yesterday and I need to
get some bottom of it.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, someone stole gone these food, Danielle, your leftover thing, Yeah,
you should probably order a backup just in case your
leftovers are soggy.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
I order the same thing because it was it looked
so good, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Eat the eat this one tomorrow. Anyway. Welcome to Thursday.
It is food News Thursday, Froggy, it definitely is, you
know what a straight day. I'm gonna give you the request.
What song should we start the show with.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
I'm feeling a little flow right up.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Oh, it's going down for It is going down for
a real Hey, Welcome to Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Our first caller of the day in Beautiful Boy and Beach, Florida,
out for the early morning stroll. It's Kate, Kate. It's
still dark outside. Be careful walking in the dark. Are
you by yourself?

Speaker 9 (02:09):
I am? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Are there shadows and things?

Speaker 9 (02:13):
I'm falling out looking around. I'm not always this early,
but I was telling Diamon I have a little one
that's homestick, so I'm up early, trying to get it
done before the family comes in.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Sorry, Well, look I love how you do that you
got to take care of yourself and get out and
walk every day, and you do it. You do it
before you do anything for anyone else. I like that
term I got to keep an eye out because when
someone says, you know, I'm going to keep an eye
out for other people, I think if you're pulling your
eyeball out of its socket, pushing it up upon your
head and like rotating it left and right would be cool.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
So that's how I feel. Sometimes we're hitting my head around.
But I'm not always up this early I was telling Diamond,
I listened to you guys for over twenty years. The
lord's majority of that has been early morning the past
couple of years, just changing my schedule with my daughter,
so I'm not always up this early night, schoolder. I
called for so long, and I was only number four,
number seven, and I just happened to notice listening to

(03:06):
my podcast Mail Robins. By the way, I thought this morning,
what time it was, and I said, let me give
it a shot. And I cannot believe that.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
I'm well, you're here, you're here, In the words of
mel Robins, let them, Hey, your phone sounds weird?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Are you playing bongos? Or something. What's going on?

Speaker 9 (03:24):
No, I'm sorry, I had my AirPods in the better.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh I thought she was on a horse.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
And what did you think it was, Nate? I thought
she was on a lumber wagon. I don't know, well
that you know this is lumber wagon. This is the
lumber wagon.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
The lumber wagon backup in Boytenby, Florida is really hot
right now? Well, what was that? What was that? Kate?

Speaker 9 (03:46):
I know you hear it all the time, but I
just need to tell you personally. You guys are so amazing.
I started on my health journey about eight years ago.
I've managed to lose about ninety parents when a lot
of the support comes from you guys.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, every day I wish I was on the trail
with you walking. I'd much rather be with you than
these guys. Seriously, Wow, Wow, congratulations.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
You guys are just absolutely amazing and we just are
so thankful to listen to you guys every day.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well, thank you for waking up to why one hundred
point seven every morning in the world famous Miami in
South Florida. Who do we have for our friend, Kate?
Come on, load her down now, we're gonna load it down.

Speaker 10 (04:20):
How about the full Elvis Durant apparel, like thanks to
Hacketseach Mardy, you know there you go.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
Oh my gosh, thank you guys so so much.

Speaker 11 (04:26):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
It's a full line of well it's like two articles
of clothing, but it's all we have.

Speaker 9 (04:32):
No thank you so much. I'm so appreciative. If I
don't ever talk to you guys again, thank you for
everything you do. But I hope that we reconniss one day,
especially maybe when you're back down here.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
What do you mean when you never talked to us again?
Are you planning on flying to another planet or something?

Speaker 12 (04:45):
Really?

Speaker 9 (04:45):
Well that it had been almost twenty years. What were
the odds? But I'm gonna believe it next time.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Well, what you got good odds today? Then I would
I would head over to a casino. I might. He's
a wheel of fortune machine. I Kate be safe out
the and you have a beautiful day. It's so great
doing our show today. Known that you're listening. Hold on
one second. What a wonderful spirit that is.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, losing ninety pounds, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know she's had a journey. I love that. Good
for Kate and whatever journey you're on today, Stay on
that journey, don't give up. Let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi and then get
on with the day. Gandhi, what's up all right?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Funeral preparations are underway for the fallen NYPD officer Didarul
Islam killed Monday at a Manhattan office tower by that
mass shooter. There will be a line of duty funeral
for the fallen officer at a mosque in the Park
Chester section of the Bronx. Islam we know is a
thirty six year old husband and father of two whose
wife is expecting their third baby next month. He was
gunned down by Shane Temura, a Las Vegas man with

(05:41):
a history of mental illness. A Virginia councilman is in
the hospital after being set on fire in his office,
police say Danville City Councilman Jay Lee Voegler was injured
Wednesday when the twenty nine year old suspect walked into
his office at a local magazine and doused him with
a flammable liquid. Both men ended up going outside, where
he was then set on fire. Vogler was rushed to

(06:01):
an area hospital, where he reportedly had serious burn injuries.
The suspect was arrested a short time later during a
traffic stop and has been charged with attempted murder. Police
say the attack was not related to his position as
a city councilman, So I think it was a personal spat. Okay,
what could have happened? And finally, high Noon is recalling
its high Noon Beach Variety twelve packs because of a

(06:22):
can label mix up. The recall comes as some packs
may contain cans that are filled with Heghnuon vodka Seltzer
alcohol but are mislabeled as Celsius astro Vibe Energy Drinks,
Wow or Sparkling Blue the Sparkling Blue Ras. Addition, Yeah,
surprise everybody. A packaging supplier mistakenly sent the Celsius cans
to high Noon. Affected products worshipped to distributors in states

(06:43):
like Florida, New York, Ohio, and Virginia between July twenty
first and twenty third. At this time, no illnesses or
adverse events have been reported for the recall, but they're
saying if you've purchased a product, you are encouraged to
contact high Noon Consumer Relations for more info on next steps,
including refunds. And those are yours?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Are you ready for your Thursday? Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I want to read his next one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?

Speaker 11 (07:13):
If go take another bite?

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Well what is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah,
Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

Speaker 13 (07:23):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Hell mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
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You can memo that. Visit venmo dot me, slash debit
to learn more.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Then they'll purchase. Restrictions apply.

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The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the bank or bank
and a pursuit to license by MasterCard International Incorporated. Card
may be used everywhere master Card is accepted. Oh, I'm thinking,
you know, yesterday ordered salmon for breakfast. Yeah, I'm thinking
something very carb heavy, something like you know, pancakes.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Remember yesterday we went out for lunch and I had
the French toast.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
That was nice, so good. I wish you could regurgitate
that and spit it into my mouth.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Okay, that was so good.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Hey, no guest today, straight ine, No, you gotta speaking
to the microphone. No, okay, thank you, producer. Sam is
your good morning producer Sam? Good morning there, she is.
What do you What do you have for dinner? Last night?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
What did I have for dinner?

Speaker 15 (08:30):
Oh? I went to a Mexican Indian fusion restaurant and
it was It was so delicious. I wasn't even looking
for food. I was just walking down the street. Saw
the sign.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I was like, I must eat. I know the place
you're talking about. It's near us, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I think I would try it in Westfield.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I would try that. I would land there. That sounds good.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
But you're not trying what Sam's eating because she didn't
need any meat whatsoever. I'm sure right.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
It was detorious. I don't have to have meat every day,
just like every day.

Speaker 16 (08:56):
But.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Every day I got you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
I can go meatless from time to time, just like
you go brawless from time I do.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
I was bra used last night. Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
See meatless Brawlise you and I have lots in common.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm rollless almost every day. Today is the first time
I've born a braun a long time.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I need a bra You want this one? Good? Gottam sagging?
This is this is shirt I'm wearing today. I had
to put a white T shirt on under it because,
you know, just to kind of level everything out, you
know what I'm saying. And then the shirt opened up
and you could see my udders. My my boobs are
just massive sounds kind of hot fro for a nursing child.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, definitely big boobies.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Head.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh god, all right, let's get into the horoscopes producers. Sam,
who do you wish to do them?

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Of course it's with Froggy because it's food News Thursday.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh you so smart?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 17 (09:50):
All right, if you celebrated birthday today, first happy birthday
to you. You're celebrating with a little oozy vert Zach Brown,
Mark Cuban, bj Novak and Wesley Snipes. Wow, okay, what party? Yes,
it is a leo. You don't have to perform to
be loved. Just existing is enough.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Today. Your day's of six?

Speaker 15 (10:08):
Oh yeah, virgo the moment you stop hustling for validation,
you start attracting real respect.

Speaker 17 (10:14):
Your day's a nine Libra. Today isn't about big wins.
It's about quiet wins that only you notice, and that's enough.
Your day's a five Scorpio.

Speaker 15 (10:22):
You don't have to be mysterious to be powerful. Sometimes
vulnerability is the real flex.

Speaker 17 (10:27):
Your day's nine Sagitjarius. The next chapter isn't going to
write itself. You've got the pen in hand that your
day's inn eight.

Speaker 15 (10:34):
Hey, Capricorn. Today might not be so easy, but you've
handled harder and you are still standing.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Your days of eight Aquarius.

Speaker 17 (10:41):
Something you thought was closed may actually be a detour,
not a dead end.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Your day's an eight, hey, Pisces.

Speaker 15 (10:47):
You've got to slow down long enough to enjoy the
things that you've been working so hard for your days.

Speaker 17 (10:52):
Of six aris. Not everything needs to be a debate today.
Listen first, it might surprise you. Your day's an eight Taurus.

Speaker 15 (10:59):
You've been putting off something so small that's taking up
way too much mental space, so cross it off the list.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Your day's a ten.

Speaker 17 (11:06):
Jim and I don't let today's weird mood make permanent decisions.
Push off those big calls until later. Your day's a seven.

Speaker 15 (11:12):
Ooh, and cancer. Finally, be careful who you take advice from.
Some people just miss who you used to be.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
And those are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent. What a fabulous job you've done,
both of you. I just standing ovation yea, so amazing.
What are you laughing out in their diamond? What are
you doing?

Speaker 5 (11:31):
No, you are hilarious.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
What did I do?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
The group chat?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Okay? Am I being a little persnickety?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I love it?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
So every morning Andrew will send us a group chat saying, Okay,
hit this link right now and order your breakfast so
we can get it on Okay, and you know me,
I'm always yelling. Can you hurry up at order?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
But I have time to order. I'm so busy.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
So we read what you wrote.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Sure, go ahead and read it so as Andrew says,
how are we looking? And you wrote almost and Andrew
wrote okay, and then you wrote sorry hosting a major
market morning show, I am.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Time to order breakfast sometimes, why so mul order my
breakfast for me?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
And then back and forth of the conversation. You could
have ordered breakfast. You're right, You're just saying I'm very busy.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Okay, I'm very busy running a major market morning show.
You right, Okay, Gosh, you know what, walk walking around
New York City yesterday. You know what I'm saying. If
you ever walk around in New York City the sidewalk,
you know, it's crowded. There's a few people who live
here and visit here, all right, So you'll be walking
down the sidewalk just trying to get from point A
to point B, and you want to expedite your walk,

(12:42):
get out of the way everyone, and there's always like
three people walking side by side, like friends or or tourists.
Oh yeah, they're side by side just looking up at breaders.
Yeah yeah, there's a spread and of course there's traffic
coming the other way too, so you can't pass them,
so you have to go on a walk slowly behind
them at their pace. Garter change me.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh, it's the most irritating the world. And you as
New Yorkers, you know exactly what I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm just bust through like Red Rover.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
So there's this guy, his name is Matt Bass. He's
on TikTok. He's actually getting some traction. Dude, what's the
name of his account?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's like, was it bad Walkers?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Bad Walkers? It's the funniestuff I've ever heard. Hold On here.
He just walks behind these these lines of people that
are in his way. Hold On, here's one hero. This
is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 16 (13:33):
Where five wide, not a care in the world, taking
up the whole sidewalk like everyone's going around him. Got
people spreading out, squeezing between stuff to accommodate this. This
is some of the worst walking I've seen in all
of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
That's all he does, is he walks around the comments
on the people who are just taking up the entire
sidewalk and slowing our city down. New York City's about
boom boom boom. We can't boom boom boom when you're
doing that. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
He also alerts people of hazardous things on the sidewalk,
like the guy sleeping under the carpet. It doesn't look
like a guy. Yeah, he just lays under a carpet
and people walk over him and step on him, and
then he just like rises up.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
He'll be great for Halloween.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Anyway, let me find you into the one holding here.

Speaker 16 (14:16):
Is okayle trio the tennis trio here. Uh, they're just
walking super slow, and I see, I mean the oncoming
traffic is crazy too. She's like reading while she's going
through these groups on the left side, passed by someone
who is reading while walking.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
That's how slow they're going. Yeah, the lady passing the
tennis trio is reading a book and passing them. They're
so slow, and they're on their phones like just weaving.
It's only that they take up space just walking straight forward.
They weave to and fro left and right, and you
can't get around.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Isn't there only one acceptable, well two acceptable things to
do when you're walking in New York City. Either listen
to music or be talking to someone on your AirPods.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, anything else, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
And I don't even think you should have both air
pods in. I think you need to have one ear
listening to other things like people telling me to move
the front out of the way.

Speaker 10 (15:06):
Probably you're right. I rage. I rage, and I know
you do too. Because we live here. This is our highway,
this is our ninety five, this is our ninety.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
This is our eighty. Get out of the way. I'm
not kidding.

Speaker 10 (15:20):
And if I'm walking behind somebody and they're slow and
I look up and buff and I see.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
They're on their phone, I want to knock it out
of their hands. Wow, listen off your phone. Oh my god,
as your canker sword leaves you, your anger, your anger
is back in angry.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I know we need to rent like a walking horn
when you're driving horn. Yeah, we should start doing that
and treating people while we walk the way we would
while we drive. So like I'm gonna cut you off
if you're being terrible running front of you.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
See we sound like we went to Jada, New york Ers.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
We do, we are. It is a it's a hassle.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
So we beseech THEE. We beg of, We beg of THEE.
When you come visit our fair city, walk single file
in a line, text each other even right behind you.
Just walk forward.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Please stop outside the revolving door.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
God so negative. I know I liked his text. I
get way more road rage walking than I do driving. Amen, sister, Amen,
New Yorker Up.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
All of you are so bilarious.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
When I started my day with.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
You mister Ran in the Morning show, El in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, we're talking about New Yorkers walking side by side
on the sidewalks and driving us insane. And we received
an unbelievably really sweet text from someone listening to us
in Florida. They said, you New Yorkers, don't be so rude,
just say pardon me and walk around them. I'm went,
what are you kidding me? And you're from the state
of Florida, where there's road ragers everywhere. We're rude. And

(16:55):
they reminded me that no, they're from the Panhandle, and
I'm like, you're right, Penhads in Florida are all very polite.
They're more southern, right, froggy, more southern and gentle.

Speaker 17 (17:05):
Oh, without a doubt, much more Southern hospitality. That further
north you.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Get exactly, And so I stand corrected. But you get
down south, you go down south to Miami, it's a yeah, yeah,
it's a whole different Florida.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
There are to Florida's.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Exactly, because I always talk about Florida. The state of
Florida is like a flaccid penis, It just kind of dangles. Yeah.
But here in New York, we got Long Island that
things straight out, that's right, you know, say that's it's
not gonna be happy until it touches the tip of London.

Speaker 10 (17:34):
Basically thinking if you turn, if you look at the
globe upside down, it's quite an erect penis.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Then Florida, Florida, what are you side by side but
you look upside down? Well, okay, but that's not real life.
It's only that way because we put it that way,
you know, put Florida that way. You know in Australia
they have the globes upside down. Oh god, you're making
me nuts.

Speaker 7 (17:55):
What scary you think Florida's second look at Manhattan Island
on a mountain, it's.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Just like that's just like dangling. There's anyway, what are
we talking about?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
It's a danglar.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
So wow, this is birthday season for a lot of people. Well,
I guess every day of the year's birthday season. But
Scotty b is turning a nice benchmark birthday this year
and his birthday is Wednesday. You're ready to celebrate Goday? Yeah,
because you know what, he's still convinced that someone's throwing
him a surprise party.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Yes, we had a chat about this yesterday with Gandhi
and myself, and we.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Were like, you guys are all faking it. It's okay,
I can see right through it.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Here goes. You're gonna if there is some sort of party,
you are going to be so disappointed when you don't
see us there.

Speaker 18 (18:39):
I don't know about this. No one has invited us
to any Please. Even my dad texted me yesterday. He's like, so,
were we doing anything for your fiftieth birthday?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Okay? Dad, I just keep pretending.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Why can't that just be a genuine question.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
It's not okay.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Why can't it just be like your immediate family? It
does not. I'm telling you now. I thought I missed
the email and I looked for it and I didn't
get anything.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
No one, and no one has invited to any party.
You're a wonderful actor.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay, you're going.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
To be This is awful. What do we do because
he's expecting a party and we're not throwing out We're taking.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
That to lunch.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's good. I'm so king crab legs. I
can't wait.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Wait where are we going?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hold on, I'm buying where we're creamy? Who chose a restaurant?
With King Hell we go, I said, this is market price.
I don't know what. No, no, no, I'm I'm not
buying you birthday with market price fifty people at lunch. No,
do you kidding me? Crab legs, you know expensive price.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
It means it's the price of the day. It's so
expensive they can't post it. Oh, it's like gas prices.
Then it goes up.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's like, I will let you know situations.

Speaker 10 (19:44):
What so what if there's some disaster downtown at the
fish market and they only.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Get four crab legs, like eight thousand dollars a piece. Yes,
I'm so excited.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
K crab legs for the table.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yes, I'm scary.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Okay, I serve chicken because you.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Know chicken is not market price. We pretty much know
what that's costing, you know, I tell you what. Since
it's your big five. Oh yes, and you're my little brother,
you've been my best friend for so long, I will
happily allow you to order King crab legs.

Speaker 18 (20:16):
No one else is allowed. I won't get on the sides,
I promise. I just want the crab legs.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I love being injured on that crab leg on his.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Birth No, they probably pre crack them there. Oh wow, Okay,
so a lot of people take their birthday so seriously
and extremely seriously, where a lot of people either take
it seriously because God is a birthday I cannot handle
like Scotty's turning fifty. I don't care exactly. That's the
way you should be. But some people tell you, I'm

(20:44):
not fooling around. Man, this is my birthday, and I
better have a party. I better be treated like gold.
I better and it's a big thing for Yeah, I
am a firm believer in on at least on your birthday.
That's the one day year people should try to be
nice to you. At least that until midnight.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Yeah, your funeral, but I can leave it nice due
your biro.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
You're dead.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
What's the matter.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
You're dead. It's okay, go go hold hog on at
my funeral. But what are we talking about people being
nice to you and your birthday? It's the people to go.
Oh now, this is my birthday week?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No month?

Speaker 6 (21:18):
How about month?

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Month? Diamond, Diamond is a major offender. It's my entire month. No,
it's not, sister, you have one day two months. Oh,
he's gotten longer.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
It's starting.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh my god, it's done. We're twelve days away from
when we start having a little funfrostingfrosting.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
The sad part is you'll be going, oh, this is
my birthday two months and we'll be like, no, it's
another day. So I don't know what you're expecting from
months then oh god, we don't have time for day next. Okay,
turned the music off. All right, so are you one
of these it's my birthday week people, I'm not at all.
My birthday is Tuesday. I'm not even gonna be here Tuesday.
I'm gonna stay out of this room. I mean even

(22:02):
be on. I may take to day off.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Okay, whatever.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
The thing is. Remember last year when they had the
Alex did that surprise birthday party for me at at
a Blue Pearl over in Staten Island. Yeah, biggest surprise
in my life. Didn't even know it was coming. Yep,
we had to go. We went to a dinner there
last night. So I was walking up the staircase slowly. Okay,
maybe maybe this is another and I got up there.

(22:27):
No it wasn't. I was disappointed.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Honest.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
That's when they really should do it. Like an off year,
like it shouldn't be for fifty and for six it
like it should be like for fifty two, Like you
don't know it's coming at fifty two.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, you know what I mean. That's good.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Well, hanging there, Danielle, your report's coming up. Don't go anywhere.
And we have a money We have a no money
phone tap on the way. We have any money yet? Okay,
it's worth absolutely nothing. So hang on. What a day?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Yes, another week?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Didn't here we go into the day.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
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Speaker 13 (23:19):
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would look at.

Speaker 16 (23:25):
Me like that.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
You look so cute dancing, You know what.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Keep in mind you hear the same songs over and
over on our show and on the station right, I
get it. Can you imagine how we feel about hanging
these songs over and over and over and over all, Right,
so sometimes I don't hear the songs. We pushed the
play button and turn it down and go okay, let's
go to the bathroom, let's get ready for the next break.
And I gotta tell you die with a smile with Bruno,

(23:51):
Mars and Gaga. It's still one of my favorite songs.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
It's a good one.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
When it was hot, we played it every four minutes, right,
five minutes. So we were just listening to it here
in the room, just doing our own thing, and I went,
oh my god, I never really thought about how great
this song is. So we cranked up our monitors with
our subwiffers banging, and we were all singing out loud
and loving that song. Right.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's a great song, the instrumentation of it, the build,
it's great in the message.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yes, you see, guys rarely listen to lyrics. Women listen
to lyrics better than guys. That's just kind of a
known fact. We listened to the music, but more than
the lyrics anyway. But those words, if the world's ending,
I don't want to be next to you. I'm like,
oh my god, give it to me, scary, where is it?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I want to hold you just for a while and.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Die with a smile. Oh it's beautiful, Oh my god.
And then you hear it, Oh my lord, have you
already listened to the song?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Oh my god. I just woke from a dream.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I just woke up from my dream.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Oh my god, prove I have to say. That makes
me sad right there.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
And I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Since I survived, I relied.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
Wherever you go, that's.

Speaker 19 (25:14):
Where nobody's promised tomorrowbody, So I'm gonna love you every
night like he's the last night, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Because you know what if the world we'll getting Andrew
in here? He hates this song, Andrew, why do you
hate this song?

Speaker 11 (25:40):
Man?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
He hates joy And then and then you know, Bruno
Mars is doing his thing and we don't have much.
We love Bruno, right, and then Gog just sashes and
he goes, well, let me tell you, and hold on

(26:02):
look at his face and gaga, Oh my god, what
does Gog I have to say?

Speaker 12 (26:08):
Well, here it is, Oh my god, lost, lost in
the words that we screamed, I don't even want to
do this anymore.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
What a great song? Our our love is the only
warworth what fighting for? Andrew? Why do you hate this song?
I guess because I'm a sucky bust of love and
hate it.

Speaker 20 (26:36):
I don't know if it's it's a nice song, it's
I like the beat, it's is it there for me?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
All the way? Beat to beat?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh uh uh he's he's playing it down right now
because he knows we all love it. Because when this
song comes on, he's like, why.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Why, No, you're the wrong song.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
No, I know what's one you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
No, No, Mystical Magical is the one.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
He hates that one too. But you raged against this for.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
A you're oh, shame on you. I'm gonna yank you
a mullet right off. What a jerk gonna grab you
about the handleball on us cash? You know there's a
thing though, Do you agree with this statement? Being a guy? Andrew?
Do we as guys not listen to the lyrics as
much as women do? I do not listen to the

(27:18):
lyrics as much as they should. You are absolutely correcked
on that.

Speaker 17 (27:20):
I must be half a chick. Then what do you
mean because I listened to lyrics like that. Sometimes I'll
have that conversation like do you hear what the song
is saying? Like there's a there's a there was a
new song on a country song out. It was like,
on the way home, I bought a dozen roses, one
real one. Uh no, yeah, eleven real ones, one fake one.
I'll love you till the last one dies. Dude, that's incredible.

(27:43):
I'm like, you're gonna lie some that's the way to
love somebody forever. But I may cry right who sings
that that little tune?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Chrissy chrisy Young, Chris Young. It must be a country song.

Speaker 17 (27:53):
But so I hear it and I'm like, oh my god,
that's those are the sweetest lyrics. And then I was
talking to somebody, a girl. She's like, oh, that's what
it says. Oh I didn't even know.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Wow, what a heartless woman that was. You have no heart,
no soul, Andrew, You have no heart, no soul. Get
out of here, Daniel. Don't worry about the clock.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, I don't have to worry about the clock.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It's like I've been going on and on about a song.
I'm sorry, going on and on about the music. All right,
I'll take this to like five acus.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Okay, here we go four before all right, all right,
So thousands of fans turned out yesterday to bid farewell
to Ozzy Osbourne and Birmingham, England. Of course, it was
part celebration and part mournful. On his funeral procession went
past his childhood home and there was a brass band
playing Black Sabbath classics, and then of course Sharon Osbourne

(28:39):
and their children laid flowers and they were all.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
I was getting so emotional watching them all tear up
and cry and everything. We even saw Amy Osbourne, who
was their third child, and you never see her.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
You never see her.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
She's very private. She's always been private. So yeah, so
that was tough. So yesterday I told you guys how
Cynthia Arrivo was talking about how she brushed her teeth
before she gets on stage, right, and it's one of
the things she does well. I find out today one
of the reasons why she was talking about this, Listerine
just ensured her mouth for two million dollars. Oh exactly.

(29:12):
She is part of their wash your Mouth campaign. She
talks about how oral care is very important, and that,
of course is true. And of course her mouth is
probably one of the most important things on her body
because she sounds so damn good.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
So she's right. Oral care is very important, is very
comp What are you doing later, Nate?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
He wants to ensure your mouth for too much?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Never forgot carry.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Carrie Underwood's confirmed she is the voice of the intro
to Sunday Night Football. This will be her thirteenth year,
so that's pretty cool. Lollapalooza twenty twenty five kicking off
today in Chicago. Hulu will stream much of the festival
through Sunday. If you go to hulu dot com slash
Lolla Palooza Dash twenty twenty five. Also, I didn't even
realize it was Jason Momoa without his beard.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
What the hell is that he don't look like?

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Totally didn't recognize him, So your English teacher, that happens
every day.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I think he's still hot his hole without that beer.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Oh he is.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I've seen.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Filming the third installment of Dune and he said that
he hasn't shaved in six years. That you know that
beer and jelly rowl. We know that he has lost
a lot of weight. He was sitting down with Stephanie
McMahon for her What's Your Story podcast, and he made
a really huge revelation. He said, I got fat really young.
I was over three hundred pounds in middle school. He said,

(30:37):
I am going to be under three hundred pounds for
the first time since middle school the night I walked
to that ring at Summer Slam. So this is going
to be huge for him. And you know that Summer
Slam is happening very soon, and he already says that
he has a new goal. He wants to do a
shirt off cover in twenty twenty seven. Wow, So we
will see if that happens for Jelly Roll, that would

(30:58):
be amazing. So Josh it is supposed to be in
Jesus Christ Superstar in the Hollywood Bowl, but he's playing
King Herod. Unfortunately he has COVID, So he said because
of the respect he has for the cast and crew,
he is going to take a step back. I don't
know if anybody's replacing him yet. He said. If within
the next forty eight hours things change and he tests
spot negative for some reason, maybe he'll change his mind.

(31:21):
But out of as of now, he is out. There's
a new study out of Indiana University. It shows that
twangy voices are easier to understand in noisy places, especially
if they're spoken by women. For some reason, twang boosts
sound in a specific hurts range. So if you're in
a very noisy place, you may won't start talking Lovance

(31:42):
because I think people are going to hear you, even.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
More people Roy from the land of twiny voices.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
So you want tall like this, the people are gonna
hear you than all right, all right, So the NFL
Hall of Fame game is on tonight. You've got Celebrity
Family Feud, Project Runway star Trek Strange, New World, and
the series premiere of Leanne on Netflix. And that is
my Daniel.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
You're just talking about Stephanie McMahon in her podcast. Yeah,
we haven't had her on a long time. We haven't
call her ask her if she wants to come on.
I don't know what she's pushing, but I've always liked Stephanie.
She's always been so nice to us.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
We've got a bunch of stuff coming on at that.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Hey, oh you have a you have a game leftover,
do you not?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes? We had five versions of the TV show theme songs,
and we didn't get to number five. So TV show
theme songs?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Do they hear? What can we do a TV theme songs?
Real quick?

Speaker 21 (32:33):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
All right? So if you know your TV theme songs,
the songs that you know when you turn on your show,
and usually you can fast forward to the theme, you're like, no,
I like this one.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
She compiled a list of a lot of the ones
that we like the most. If you can guess your
TV songs, these are new shows, old shows, everything right,
it's a mixed bag, y mixed bag. Call Diamond, now,
maybe die bad. We need someone to issue? You got
an issue? What's your what's your problem? What's wrong?

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Somebody just came in here and farted. And I know
I'm a farter, but.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Whoa who was it? Can I say?

Speaker 22 (33:11):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Andrew?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
No?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Trevor, Trevor, Did he admit to it? No? Scotty, Scotty,
our friend Trevor from Jim Kershow just came in here.

Speaker 18 (33:22):
And he came in here and brought me the newspaper.
And I thought he dragged in Diamond's fart, so I
blamed her. Oh my god, I just assumed it was
her and he put it in he just dropped a
classic rock from from the classic blog station in the hall.
At least the guys from light a fim smell better.

Speaker 23 (33:46):
Somebody, somebody, somebody.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Thank you, taking thank you. I don't know. We were
talking about something. I forgot what it was.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
The game.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
We're gonna play a game.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Diamond. We need someone to play the
favorite theme song game. They need a no TV show
theme song called Diamond. Nevit what's leftover at eight hundred
two four to two zero one.

Speaker 13 (34:20):
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Speaker 5 (35:56):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I love this game. This is our fifth one. Yes
Gandhi works really, really hard on these things.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
She does, just try not to get fired the rest
of my behavior.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
You don't talking about that for a minute. Yes, on
your podcast the other day you kept talking about getting fired.
Are you getting fired?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I think I think I'm getting close.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Really, she works so.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Hard so about her behavior. She's like the other out
weighs the behavior.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Yeah, I don't think anyone up in the in the uh,
the executive sweet's going. You gotta let that Gandhi go. Well,
wait a minute, she's putting these games together.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
So then I should just get worse because it's inevitable.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I don't think. I don't think it's I don't think
you're close to getting fired. Usually they clue me in.
Carry on the other hand, I don't know what's going
on with no, no, no, no, All right, give us some
theme music here? Scary is this full house?

Speaker 24 (36:54):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
You never liked this show?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
What saying? Really?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
These are the theme songs that you love to love.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yes, these are songs that when they come on, you
can't skip them. You listen to the whole thing. And
they are shows that span generations. So there are some
newer ones and some older ones, but I think you'll
probably recognize.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
All these So, Shelley, this may be a challenge for you.
Are you up for the challenge?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
I guess so?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
All right? Well, so I like that maybe I could
possibly do it attitude. I like that, Shelley. I mean,
I mean, if you're a big fan of old shows
and not new ones, maybe you'll get the old ones
not the new ones. And let's just give it a whirl.
I think you'll do pretty well. I'm pretty sure you'll
notice some of these songs as songs that you're familiar

(37:40):
with and maybe love Here is Can't Skip TV show?
Theme song?

Speaker 11 (37:45):
Number one?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
What's that? The Adams Family got it all right? Here's
number two? Oh please, Mary? So easy? What's that.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Fly through?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Yeah? You're so serious about this? You're gonnace this, I
can tell, all right, Sheldy. Here's number three by Big
Show in the seventies? What show is that from?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, Shelley, you're going to get harder, take you no prisoners?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
All right? Here is theme song number four? Love that show?
What's it from?

Speaker 9 (38:33):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (38:34):
I have no idea?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Then you play it again?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I don't know that.

Speaker 11 (38:42):
There is.

Speaker 25 (38:45):
No idea.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
I never watch that show Succession, great show. It was
in the beginning, then it got kind of nast all right, okay,
that was Succession. All right, Shelley, you're still on the horse.
You're still riding. Here is song number five? Do you
know what that's from?

Speaker 9 (39:08):
Not a clue.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, that's the Game of Thrones. I wouldn't have known
it either, never watched it.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
But Nate was playing the air violin.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Okay, unfortunately Nate is not a contestant. All right, how
about you'll get this one? Hold on? Yes? All right,
so she's doing okay, are you keeping count?

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Here's the next one where we're moving on? There you go?
What's that from the Jefferson's All right? What about this one?

Speaker 20 (39:42):
It's a beautiful day in listening, beautiful day for a neighbor?

Speaker 21 (39:48):
What you?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I love? Fred? What's that from mister Rogers?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Two more?

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Take it out?

Speaker 25 (40:02):
What's that from One Day at a Time?

Speaker 11 (40:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
No, you went in the room. Now you do? Well?
You did the game?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yes, I think Diamond might know?

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Well?

Speaker 7 (40:16):
Hold on, Diamond? What's that from Lizzy McGuire? You never
watched it?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, okay, you have one more, Shelley. You're already a
sing this. You're doing great. Here's the last one. Oh
that was a game.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Show, let's make a deal.

Speaker 11 (40:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, see I thought that was going to be an
absolute gimmy because it's been in two places on our
show and that show.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, we play it, play this game. It's called Matchka.
Shelley did really well? What about six out of ten?

Speaker 24 (40:51):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
You did great, Shelley. What do you have for Shelley?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
And well?

Speaker 10 (40:56):
We got the Elvis drain in the Morning show, hoodie
thanks to Hackingsack ready in health. It's on the way
you congratulations, Thank you, Shelly. Go have a great day.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Okay, you it's been great.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Well, thank you, thank you so much. Hold on one second.
Can you make sure she gives that diamond even though
she didn't know. Lizzie McGuire, thank you so much. All right,
well I'm totally lost what I'm doing.

Speaker 10 (41:18):
By the way, by the way, what remember we had
the great fart incident thirty minutes ago?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yes, someone farted in the other room. Trevor is denying it.
That was not him. He's saying it was Andrew.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
He's saying it was Andrew.

Speaker 10 (41:33):
His estimation had a cheek lifted off of the couch,
and so he thinks Andrew was the one to let it.

Speaker 20 (41:43):
Andrew, Trevor is saying that you floated the biscuit. Let's
just talk about that, okay. So he walks in, the
smell comes in. I'm just saying, where's the connections there?

Speaker 4 (41:53):
It waffed it in.

Speaker 20 (41:54):
It didn't just waft it just you could see the
centrail like cartoon.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Or did you time it out perfectly? Andrew?

Speaker 20 (42:04):
Oh no, no, no, there was no. He sat on the
couch and the minute he said I was like, he
lifted up his cheek. Well, let me tell you, hold on.
Is that a leather couch or is it a cloth couch?
I don't know, but we're gonna condemn it. So because
the cloth couch usually absorbed. Yeah, it was not me.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Well, you're gonna have somebody sniff gross. Okay, enough, you
know what you've crossed the line. Now, asked that question,
how hot is it going to be in New York
City today?

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Do we know it's going No, it's going to be
cooling off to a great eighty three degrees.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Oh wow, this.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Weekend is going to be beautiful, supposedly compared.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
It's not gonna be ny degrees today. Uh A friend
of mine said, is too hot? Like I got here
and go place someplace colder. They call it a cool cation.
Oh nice to go to someplace cooler. Where they're going
to place colder?

Speaker 6 (42:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Okay, Canada isn't usually cold.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Up there, supposed to be colder than you.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I wrote down that death. Oh kay, I'll get to
that later. I'm right, I'm re rack. Did you need this?
What do I need? One?

Speaker 14 (43:10):
This?

Speaker 25 (43:10):
Note?

Speaker 12 (43:11):
Have note?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Oh yeah, chocolate the dog. This is how everyone says
you guys must have planning meetings, right, you planned all
the stuff.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
For your part of it, send out, wrote, I wrote
down chalco of the dog. All right, have you ever
moved into a house and whoever you bought it from
left something there that you have to kind of adopt.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
And you have to carry on with it. For instance,
you were talking about your brother, right.

Speaker 10 (43:37):
So my brother the first house he bought, the owner
had a coy pond in the backyard of which there
was a binder three inches thick of If it's thirty
one degrees outside, you've got to do this for the fish.
And if it's twenty eight degrees. You've got to do this.
My brother said, okay, great, I appreciate it. The first
thing he did when he closed down the house, scooped
him out, took him to the aquarium and sold them at.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Jack ass I had Coy and they there there there
there that I respect that the teat Coy. When it's
like freezing cold outside, you just leave him alone. They
just sit there all winter. Yeah, you can't feed him,
it'll kill him anyway. So I moved into this house
in Santa Fe and the lady who owned it before
did mosaics where you beat up plates and you make

(44:24):
designs on the walls and things. There was a there
was a like a blue dog with like bright red
eyes like on the wall.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Okay, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
What is that? They said, Oh, that's Choco. I said,
I'm sorry, Choco. Yes, Chalco, that was there. That was
their dog. And he passed away. And so they did
a they did a Choco memorial on the wall and went, well,
I can't take that down. Just as a matter of fact, Elvis,
just below the memorial is Chalco.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Oh he came with the house.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, so I adopted Choco. You know, he dead. So
I said, well, should we dig him up and send
it to them? I mean, I don't know if I
want Choco in my backyard. She said no, that would
be very traumatic for the kids. I said, well, I
have an idea. Why don't we take that piece of
art that she made on the wall. We'll pull it out,
We'll keep it intact, so you could like hang it
on the walls. That no, do not. That will devastate

(45:18):
these kids and they will have to go to therapy.
And what do I do? So I was going back
and forth. Do I desecrate Chalco's remains in his spot?
And so they had to come up to put like
water sprinklers and irrigation in the in the flower beds
and stuff, and they we're running into something here, mister Durant.
Boom boom, oh oh god, that's Chalco. Well what do

(45:40):
we do with chocolate? We got to get rid of Choco,
but we have to do it respectfully. Yeah, so what
do you do?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
What did you do?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
He said, don't worry, mister Durant, I'll take care of that.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Lord.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
So we don't know what happened to Cho something terrible.
I need to believe everything's okay with.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
Chalcol he's gonna haunt the house.

Speaker 11 (46:00):
Now.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Have you ever adopted something at a house that you
and you felt like I got it?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I am not.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Because a friend of mine has a has a farm
out by our farm and there was a graveyard at
the farm. You can't touch that, No, you can't. It's people,
not chocolate.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
The house my mom sold a couple of years ago.
It was like eight or nine of them in the
backyard that we humans, not humans, cats and.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
You know in the grades were still there.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Well not really.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Then, how do you know they're there?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Well, we know they're there because we put them there.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Adopted.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Was your mom killing these cats?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
We had a lot of cats in the all the
years we lived there. You know, my mom would have
five cats at the time.

Speaker 7 (46:40):
You know that, Lady Marino? Yeah whatever, Chris, I call
you Marino. Hello, Chris. What did you inherit when you
moved into your house?

Speaker 25 (46:56):
A chicken?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
A live chicken.

Speaker 25 (47:00):
Yeah, so it must have wanted in from someone else's
yard and it just they started feeding it. So we
had to take care of it.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
And did you take care of it?

Speaker 15 (47:09):
We did?

Speaker 25 (47:10):
We did, but one time it kind of held me
hostage in the house because I left, you know, food
out for it, and then I went in the door,
and then it started like picking at the door.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
But I don't know where I'm gonna do.

Speaker 8 (47:21):
I kicked.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Was this chicken at least paying for its keeping? It
was it laying eggs or anything?

Speaker 25 (47:27):
No. No, it used to get high up at the
tree at night, you know, probably to stay away from predators.
And then one day.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
It was just gone.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Well it just seems to me as if you felt
some need to protect this chicken you adopted right a
little bit.

Speaker 25 (47:43):
Well, we were kind of forced to adopt it, and
you know, I said it because you know, I felt
bad for it.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
God, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Yeah, I had a chicken too.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Did you adopt a chicken?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:53):
We found it in the streets in the Bronx somebody
they think got little baby chicks for like Easter or something,
and then they got bigger.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
But you didn't adopt it at your house?

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Yeah, My dad made it a pen and everything in
the backyard. Yeah, And we had it for a while
and then they told us it was a red breasted
chicken and so that it was like not the type
you would kill and eat. That it was so he
because what they told me, and then they took it
to the farm. Eventually, that's what.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
They told me. Yeah, they took it to the air
quotes the farm.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I will look at So do you still have the
chicken today?

Speaker 10 (48:27):
No?

Speaker 25 (48:27):
No, that was about thirty years ago at our first house.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
What happened to the chicken, Well.

Speaker 25 (48:33):
We don't know. I mean it was outside so just
one day it just wasn't around anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
The neighbors invited us over for some fry.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
What happened to the chickens? Are so thank you for listening.
Have a great day. Thank you for listening. I don't
know you move into these houses you adopted? Do you
want to? We got to take a break here anyway,
So Chocolate the dog, I don't know what happened to Chalco.
He's at the farm with the chicken red bressage.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Oh my bread's the chicken tweety His name is tweety
You named the chicken? Of course I named him tweetye.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's so cool, good name.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Uh all right, I gotta take the break. This has
not been award winning material. This has been I've been
good content other than the fart conversation.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I'm thinking about Choco and where he is, yeah, and
what he's doing and who he's haunting.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Long lived Choco.

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Speaker 13 (49:48):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappings?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
All right, Danielle, what's you phone tap all about today?

Speaker 6 (49:54):
All right, So Catherine is phone tapping her mom Joan.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
She brings her dog to work all the time.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
So I'm calling from the front building saying people are complaining.
I'm so sorry, but you can no longer bring your
dog to work.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Oh uh sorry, okay, all right, that could make some
people upset. Yeah, was listening to Daniel's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Hello, Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Joan. Beer's not please speaking.
This is leslie Versach from HELLU Glison.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I'm fine?

Speaker 8 (50:21):
Thanks?

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Are you the owner of a lasso dog named Pepper. Yes,
I'm calling you because there have been complaints from the
building that you're bringing the dog to work.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Okay, the only one that brings the dog to work.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Okay, But your dog is the one that leaves species
on the property.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Leaves My dog leaves species on the property.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Yes, do you know what I'm speaking about? You're acting
like you don't have any idea.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I am not the only one that has a dog
in this building. I don't understand that.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
I don't understand the first place why you're all allowed
to bring your dogs to work.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
When you're working late. It's nice to have something other
than yourself walking through a deserted building.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Oh maybe you guys should work a little harder and
then you could leave a little earlier.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Well, you're pretty nasty.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
I'm going to look.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Into the policy a little bit more because I would
like to get rid of all the animals in the building.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Okay, why are you being snotty now?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Because the dog doesn't balk? He sent to my desk
all day. Look, I don't know what the heck keep
talking about.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
You leave the dog shoved under your desk all day long.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Shoved under my desk. No, he sleeps here.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Do you really think that that's a good place for
your dog to be?

Speaker 22 (51:25):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (51:25):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
I'm not going to discuss whether it's good or bad
for my dog to be here. You've got a petition, Fine,
I'll take care of it.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
What time can you get the dog home today? You
need to bring the dog home or like, within minutes.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I need to bring the dog home within minutes.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Yeah, the dog needs to be removed from the property.
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, she doesn't want to listen to me.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
She's been a bitch.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
She doesn't want to remove her stupid mutt from the premises.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I'll I'll call you back.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Hello, you just called me a bitch?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
What are you talking about? I heard youn't even on
the phone with you?

Speaker 11 (52:06):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yes, Hi.

Speaker 24 (52:08):
When someone talks to somebody else who I can hear
very clearly and is calling me a bitch.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I'd never called you a bit, ma'am.

Speaker 24 (52:18):
Listen, lady, I'm going to call the vice president.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Are you am my own speakerphone? Because that's not.

Speaker 24 (52:24):
Guess what, lady, I heard the whole conversation, and you've
been on speakerphone and I have my partner listening to it.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
First of all, I did not say anything derogatory. I
would never do anything like that. I am a very
loyal lady.

Speaker 24 (52:35):
I'm making a complaint right now.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I am a professional. Listen it.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
The dog is not the issue anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That is the issue.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Well, it isn't the issue, Okay, you want the issue.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
The issue is you need to get the mud out
of the building.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I'm calling your corporate author I.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Don't work for them.

Speaker 24 (52:50):
Well, then, who the hell are you?

Speaker 6 (52:52):
I'm calling because somebody you work with very closely doesn't
want your dog there.

Speaker 24 (52:57):
That's very nice that. Whoever it is, I will find
out and fire that person.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Why do you like that apple?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Do you run the business?

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Yes?

Speaker 25 (53:04):
I do.

Speaker 24 (53:05):
I'm going to have you arrested. Lady, You're a raving lunatic.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
You hy lady.

Speaker 24 (53:12):
I have my whole staff in here. They have come
in here and admitted that this is a prone frank.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
All right, Well then I guess I should tell you.
This is Danielle Minarroll and you've just been phone.

Speaker 24 (53:23):
Thank you very much. I'll tell you you were ready
for a lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Oh my god, our deepest apologies. Yeah, scary played that
phone taps a few days ago and just played it again. Oh,
and the conversation in the room was this scary we
just played this phone tep No we didn't. Yeah, and
then Daniel went, yeah we did. No, Oh impossible, No,

(53:49):
we did play it. And then text messages. You played
this one already, you played this the other day, you
played this one day, you played the other day. I'm
reading the scary. No, they're all wrongs. Scary, it's right
there on the text messages. But there's like twenty of them.
Darty plays it's scary ones again. These people are stupid.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Let me check my notes, Yeah, let me check my notes.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
And I remember calling the girl a bitch the other
day and her saying, you put me a How I
heard everything.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Is that I remember you call everyone. But once again,
I'm like, scary. We're now up to forty forty texts.
These people are stupid, they really are. Don't believe these
people are text message please.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
So we lay out our phone taps at the beginning
of the week, Sam and I we lay out the
phone taps and we have the schedule here the whole week,
and it says Thursday your Vegas Time Share. Today's Thursday, right, yes,
and that's what we just played your Vegas Time Share.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
But we played it. Will you play Monday? They're saying,
we played it Monday.

Speaker 11 (54:46):
It was supposed to be you can't keep bringing your dog.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
To work with Daniel? Yeah, and did you call someone
a bitch on that one too?

Speaker 6 (54:53):
I don't know, but that I don't know if that
even What was that about the dog? I think it
might have been he give me the same one, the
studio taser.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Ultimately we have to we have to have an official
inquiry and find out what what scary put some people on?

Speaker 11 (55:09):
Like she mislabeled the file.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
That's the Oh we're blaming Sam. Who's Sam?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Can you please get Sam? We need same here immediately
because blamed Sam. Were where's the same I don't think
she's on Sam? Are you there?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
No, she's not there.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
If only she knew what you were doing right now?

Speaker 11 (55:25):
Yeah, of course, the same length of file.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
There's two phone taps in the file, but they have
different names. So he says, she mislabeled it.

Speaker 11 (55:34):
Pay them both. What happens?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
No, I know it's scary. It's the same phone tap.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Now technically what we have lines of defense, right, I'm
scared of the last line. So even if it were
to be labeled whatever, technically scary? Are you not supposed
to listen to them every day?

Speaker 11 (55:49):
I should be listening to them. Yeah, if it's labeled
one thing, I expected to be that thing.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Happy, Here you go? Wait? Here comes the bus?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
How it goes?

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Can we all tow Sam's body under the bus?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Here we go?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Boom?

Speaker 11 (56:06):
That phone tap was supposed to be about a Vegas
time share, was it not? It's it was not you.
That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Okay, But had you listened to it right, you would
have Did you hear what he said?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
She mislabeled?

Speaker 11 (56:19):
I heard it.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
You would have known ahead of time if you listened
to it.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, as you're supposed to. Because I've heard this conversation
happen before.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
I cannot be held accountable.

Speaker 12 (56:26):
You can.

Speaker 8 (56:28):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Little lady messed it up. Yeah, the little lady. We
should let the little lady run the computer.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
If I buy chocolate ice cream and it's just chocolate
ice cream on the label, and I opened up the
lid and it's vanilla, that's.

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Not my fault.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
But if you open up the lid and take a bite,
realize it's vanilla. Then you're gonna know that it was
actually the wrong thing and not serve it to another person. Chocolate.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
God, he's absolutely correct. If it's your job to make
sure we're being served the correct flavor, that maybe you
shouldn't blame other people. Here we go. It never ends.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Sham had one job I don't know, texting sand to
see if she can come on, but I don't know
if she might be getting bus she's very busy.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
It's a doctor.

Speaker 11 (57:07):
I would like her what it would be in a
perfect world, she would accept.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Can you stop picking your teeth and come here?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
He's getting farther away.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Nate has a piece of chicken in his teeth. It
won't come out.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Nate.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
You're you're the boss and you're are you supposed to
say it's scary? It really is. Say it's scary. You
are the last line of defense. You really need to
make sure that that is what it is supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Check that ice cream before you put it on my cone.

Speaker 11 (57:35):
Man, it's labeled your vegus time Share.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
That might be what the label is, so that's not
what it is.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
Sam is trying to log on to defend herself. But
she's having computer problems, so she maybe we can just call.

Speaker 11 (57:47):
It Nate is the supervisor of me.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
That does not.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Let me have a conversation with Nate, then Nate, you
are the supervisor. Scary, You're neglecting your duties unless you
fire his ass happily, Scary, get that box, Scott Box
is Scary. You have everything to do with it, you do.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
She's on, by the way, if you would love to
defend herself.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Hi, Hi, Sam, how are you hello?

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Scary feels you mislabeled the pot the phone tap, therefore
it ran twice this week.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Probably not. I'm literally just sitting down to hear this.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
But don't we all agree as as the executive executive producer,
Scary should be listening to these before they play. That's
what our point is.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yes, that's a fair point.

Speaker 15 (58:45):
I'm like you, you either have to take all of
the crack when it comes to that or none of
the credit for my work. He can't have both where
when something goes wrong he blames me, but he takes
credit for.

Speaker 11 (58:55):
All the credit.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Can't pick both, babe, So I'm not the.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Way that this works. Please correct me if I'm wrong,
made approves it? Sam edits scary listens before it plays.
Isn't that how it's supposed to go?

Speaker 4 (59:05):
That's what I was told?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
How is this in any way being pointed at Sam?
If that's the order that was, he's not gonna end it.
What you could have done an hour ago? You coulda
said you're right, I will do a better job. And
listening to this.

Speaker 11 (59:27):
From the library it set your Vegas time share, So.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
I put that's not listening.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
You got to listen to it to make sure. What
if it was mislabeled?

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Things happened?

Speaker 5 (59:38):
What are you doing with that? Scary?

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Put the cow bell in there? There's a tamboreine, there's
the cow bell.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Happened.

Speaker 11 (59:55):
This is what's problem with society today.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
It's been very nice working with you.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Probably society people that don't take the responsibility for what
they messed up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
It is really packing you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
He's still going, he won't scary.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
You have to understand what we're saying. You have to
do you understand what we're saying? Yes, yes, do you
understand what we're saying.

Speaker 11 (01:00:15):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
But here's oh wait, hold on, now that's car a
breakthrough This.

Speaker 11 (01:00:21):
Is like if I hit you with a hammer, you
blaming the hammer or be blamed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
That's totally analogy.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
Is that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
Scary if you if you cheat on your husband, glitch
like blaming the other man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
That's what this is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
No, No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
No, it's not scary packed.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
But you are the.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Laween may have done it wrong and it may be
partially her fault, but you let it go on the
air without double checking it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yes, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
After twenty seven years, this is all you have. This
is all you have box to show for your career,
a cow bell, a megaphone, an old T shirt and
a radio.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
This is our Listeners say they're impressed at your ability
to try and keep passing the buck despite facts.

Speaker 15 (01:01:13):
Sam, I have the biggest grin on my face right now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
You guys, it is such a bad day for me,
and you're working from home.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Okay, let me give you a relatable Okay, you can
put your box down for a moment. We'll have security
help you with that at the moment.

Speaker 14 (01:01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Okay, So you you more than anyone, and I mean
we understand restaurants and how they work. Okay, so the
order comes into the kitchen, Yes, the chef or whoever's
on the line. They cook the order and they put
it out for the expedite or whoever to give it
to the food runner. Yes, their job is to make
sure that order is perfect before it leaves the kitchen

(01:01:49):
to go to your table. That's your job. You're not
checking the place before they go to the table. You
order the hot dogs and you just received the pancakes
because you didn't check the play before it left.

Speaker 11 (01:02:01):
I basically serve pancakes to the table when they ordered.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Exactly where you go how you just looked at the
pancakes right, you know they were That's all all right?

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
That was if he use if he use a restaurant analogy.
I'm going to actually add this to my job description,
going faults already.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
There, scary.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
This was part of the description, bib.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
He's been there for thirty years.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
And Sam's not saying that. She may not have you know,
maybe she did mislabel it. Big deal, but it happens.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
But it's all you know, you could have checked that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I just love that was exhausting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Needs a nap?

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Is this what you do with Robin when you have
an argument?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I can't even know. We need to call Rob Garrett.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Is in my I f b in my ear there,
it has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 11 (01:02:47):
He's saying, it's Danielle's fault.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Oh, daniel get out of his I did the phone
after the Okay, okay, try to Garrett and let's blame Garrett.
Now gun you pat Garrett's balk. You're out of control.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
By the way, I hardly need to defend myself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
This is great. You don't need to do anything now.

Speaker 11 (01:03:06):
You know how I feel about the phonetops.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
They're near and dear to my heart, not that near dear.
You don't check it?

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Do you do this with everything? You just let it
go on the air, just willy nilly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
You don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
You don't check.

Speaker 14 (01:03:17):
You know what.

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
I check everything in my but you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
He doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
You didn't check because we just played the same phone test.
We got to move on. We got to move on.
I love you, get and you know and you know
you can unpack your box. You can stay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Did you just kick a trash here?

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
No, he kicks his box, his box of chund effects
he's taking.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
By the way, it's scary. You shouldn't have more stuff
that they need to pack it's harder to fire you
when you got a lot of It's not Do you
know how.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Much stuff I have in this building? I have furniture
and computers and cameras. Technically just fedexit to you with
your God. If they fire me, everything in this room
other than the stupid board goes home with it. Really Yeah,
this this, this building will fall, the girders, everything holding
the building up. It's all I own it. But this
is a good thing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Maybe they feel they can't fire you because there'll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Be too expense.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Exactly the place will crumble.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Scary, get more stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:04:10):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
I'm gonna do a one eighty here, and I'm going
to apologize to everybody who heard the same phone tap
twice this week.

Speaker 11 (01:04:17):
I am sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Only took us an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Amazing, that was like ninety all right, if you're in
that math and stuff, Hey, we love you, Scary.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Wait what about Sam? You apologize to Sam?

Speaker 12 (01:04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
What about Sam? You blamed her? Here comes another bus,
can we.

Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
Sam?

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I'm sorry you were careless when you were entering.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Okay, sweetie, I'm sorry. You're my supervisor.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
You're I didn't know that, Scary Weeds. You're super tells you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
I've never used that word before. I'm just trying to
use his burbage right now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
You wrote the day Scary walked in and said, you
know what, for Christmas, I'm gonna give a special gift
to all my underlings, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
He gave and he got them like caramel popcorn or something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Remember that froggy he called them undering. That was kind
of funny. No one, no one, anyway, We love you, Scary.
Can I read some of these text messages? Scary stopped
being a baby bitch? Own up. It takes a real
man to take accountability. Scary. You should have listened to
it beforehand. It's called being accountable. This is hilarious. I

(01:05:28):
could listen to this all day. Well, we're gonna save
you and not do that. You should give away his
box and make it the free crept phone tap in
honor of Scary. I love that. What if someone sabotaged
one of those sounds, those soundtracks to him and played
porn instead? What what God forbid? God forbid? Someone down
the hall puts something really really x rated in that

(01:05:49):
thing and we didn't even know it was there, and
he pushed play. And then you are the accountable one
you're supposed to be. You know what you actually we
are responsible for all the careers and in paychecks for
everyone in this room, including mine. You could get us
all fired. You don't how many people depend on this show.

Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
There's a lot of responsibility here. With power comes great responsibility.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
That's right. Spider Man is spider Man. It was Spider Man.
Come on, Spider hang upside down and kiss me.

Speaker 11 (01:06:23):
Speaks shortly and carry a big stick? Who said that
that was a president?

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Anyway? You gotta move on under the Who said she'll
be coming around unless she cuts.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Anything?

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Wait? Who who played those notes? Who was that? All right?
We gotta take a break, Sam, I'm sorry it bothered you.
Carry on, carry big stick. Your job is done. Here
go name some more things from.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Don't worry Sam. We won't let you get it like
that day with this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
This took a long time to this has been a
long meeting. We gotta let you go now. It's been
It's been a good life, O yeller, because you all right,
we gotta we should take a break here. Oh my god,
you have a meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Oh my gosh, can you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Come to the station today for a meeting? Don't bring
your headphones. By the way, send your resume, send it in,
just email it to us. If you think you can
be an Executi producer. We said that I don't know
your boss, just can.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I don't know Elvis Duran.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
He just keeps opening his mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Stan the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Every morning, millions of Americans tune in to drivetime radio
legend Elvis Dane.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
God, I'll listen.

Speaker 23 (01:08:01):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Mommie has her teeths out ready to feed the nation.
Oh you know, just doing a show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
You are chaoic.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
That's stupid. Elvister Coast called Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
My name is Elvis Duran.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
So the air conditioning's not working in my apartment. It's
hot as hell. It's like in the eighties, close to
the eighty eight in one of the room. So I
had to get the dogs out of the apartment, send
him out to a friend's house who she has air conditioning.
So I stayed there last night. It's okay, right, but
a night without my dogs is just I'm not used
to it at all. And Froggy, you can you can
vouch for me, right? I mean when you're When your

(01:08:40):
dogs are not there, it's just there's everything is missing.

Speaker 17 (01:08:44):
I mean as much as they have to lay on
top of you, I are right next to you in
the bed, which causes more heat.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
When they're not there, it feels so empty, right And Sam,
Sam is a big, big dog lover as well here
on the show. Oh, I'm obsessed with my Scottie Bee
as well, big dog lover, dog lover he is.

Speaker 17 (01:09:03):
He's a big dog lover he is. I'm sure that
as well. Sam's fault your air conditioning doesn't work?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Was that for fault time? So I was just just
tooling around on Instagram, and you know sometimes you'll see
someone's account that you don't follow. It was just so
fitting for all dog lovers and those who love the
dog lovers. Pretty go oh, goddess insane, let.

Speaker 22 (01:09:26):
Me do this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I happy to do this. So losing a dog is
just it's it's awful. And some say, don't get me wrong,
some say it's worse than losing a human.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
I know it is, and I know that sounds weird
to say. It's it's different. It lands differently than losing
It depends on the human. Well, still like Kobe. You
miss Kobe, got Kobe, Kobe. You love Kobe so much,
He's so One of my dogs is thirteen, my little Maxie,
who we thought we were about to lose because of
the cancer and is on the in on his head,

(01:09:58):
but we got rid of that. He's happy and little
Allie I think is four four years old anyway, this
man is He posted this photo of this old brown
dog with gray fur around around her face, lying in
the garden with a little flower in the paw. Let
me read what it says. They found her lying in

(01:10:20):
the grass clutching the same pink flowers she used to
chase as a puppy. Her name was Luna. For sixteen years,
she brought sunshine into a life that had forgotten how
to feel warm. She was there the day my Emma
lost her baby. When Emma came home from the hospital
empty handed, empty handed and hollow, it was little Luna

(01:10:40):
who curled up at her feet and didn't leave her side,
not for hours, not for days, not even to eat.
Luna totally understood what no one else could. Grief doesn't
need words, it needs presents. So over the years they
grew older together. Emma's hair faded from auburn to silver,
and Luna's muzzle turned gray. They spent every evening in

(01:11:01):
the same garden, the one Emma's daughter would have been playing,
and instead Luna ran through it, laid in it, and
filled it with love. But one morning Luna didn't follow Emma. Outside,
Emma found her already and the grass in the garden,
resting peacefully in a patch of sunlight. Her eyes were
closed and her breathing was still, and nestle between her

(01:11:22):
paws were the little pink wildflowers Emma had placed on
her collar the day before. Emma collapsed beside her, whispering
through tears, thank you for staying. I would have never
survived without you. She held her like she once imagined
holding her own child, with a kind of love that
doesn't die, even when the heartbeat does. And that day,

(01:11:43):
the sun didn't just set on a dog, set on
a soul that had already saved another. Oh my gosh, crazy, right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
So you're talking about a mom who lost a child
and a dog that was there just a that's what
dogs do, though, they do. They filled in the blank.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
I feel like that's what pets do.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
They do?

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
You know, like even my cat. Like when I had
COVID the other day, my cat didn't leave my side.
He was there the whole time. And I'm like, I
wouldn't hug him and kiss him because I was afraid,
just in case. But at my feet knew I didn't
feel great. Was there and I was like, you can
leave the room.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Did not want to leave the room. It's like they
just know they do well. My boyfriend passed away, I
actually went and stayed with my sister who had a
roommate at the time that had a dog. I didn't
know that dog at all, but I was there and
I was laying on the couch crying, and that dog
laid on top of me and if people approached would
growl at them, likely for alone. It was the sweetest.
That's actually why we ended up getting a dog after,

(01:12:41):
because I was like, these things are just amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Love dogs, hate people. Yeah, absolutely catch my motto on
my tombstone. If you're not a dog peeing on my tombstone,
get away anyway. So to all those who have dogs,
all those who've lost their dogs and their cats and
you know, and their babies, Yeah, you know, to you
much love to you. And a big, big, warm hug.

(01:13:08):
Speaking of hugs, I can't I'm gonna get this guy's name.
I want to give him credit for saying this. He says,
there's nothing better for you than a nice, tight hug
with someone else. He said, you'll even notice if you
hug someone tightly, like, oh God, I just love you

(01:13:30):
more than anything in the world, and you let loosen
sit down to eat dinner, the food tastes better because
of all the chemical reaction that it sparks when you
have that skinned skin or that loving, loving connection. Yeah,
did I send that to you? I sent you the guy.
I will give him credit later, But you know, it's

(01:13:52):
just that interaction that we have with each other. We're
so busy on our phones, interacting with this cold piece
of whatever the plastics is. We're not dealing with people.
When you can put down that phone and you can
put all of your attention into that person that stands
before you, who's always there for you. You fight against them,
you love them, You travel the world with them, can't

(01:14:12):
live without them, just to hug them.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
Diamond always wants a good hug.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
She said, Yeah, gives me a hug, and she's a
good hugger too.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Are you a big old hugger.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I love hugs.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
They make me feel so good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
It's a chemical reaction, chemical reaction. I mean, come on,
science here, No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
It absolutely is a chemical reaction. I mean I because
you exchange what it says, like the electric or the electrons.
They switch from one person to another and you can
actually feel somebody's vibration and their vibration lifts you up
or can pull you down if it's you know, not
a great thing. But it's so important to hug people.
Even when babies are born, the first thing they do
is put them on the skin so that you can

(01:14:48):
hold them and you can hear your hurt me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Yeah, you know who. God, this guy was a great hugger.
Remember when Scary used to work here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
That guy, That guy used to come at your pelvis first.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
He loves it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
You love a good hug, right. I love giving big, tight,
long hugs. And Diamond loves to accept them from me.
She's the only one actually, yeah, because you go in.
She just made this look at her face different.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
Your hugs are of pelvis first, It's like, yeah, it's appropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
But the intent is they are scary. That's all the matter.
But I'm going to find that entire, an entire essay
from this guy. It was just pretty remarkable.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
It says some of the benefits are strengthening relationships because
the oxytocin released during hugs foster's feelings of closeness and attachment.
Reduces stress by lowering your cortisol, the stress hormone that
you know, promotes the feelings of and promotes feelings of
common wellness, boosts your mood, reduces loneliness, and proves your
self esteem. There's lower blood pressure, lower inflammation, boosts your
moon immune system. I mean, there's really no negative of

(01:15:47):
a hug unless it's scary, right, and he has COVID maybe,
So you know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
A hug, don't look at it as a nuisance. Don't
look at it as a hug. I gotta hug them,
you know. If you're gonna give a little hug just
like a boom. Okay, fine, but just understand if you
give that long hug where it's heart to heart or
sort of and chest to chest and just like God,
I love you so much, that chemical reaction in your

(01:16:19):
bodies will make dinner taste better. It'll make the colors
more vivid. It'll turn grays to bright reds. It'll turn
just ashy food into vibrant, beautiful flavors. And you don't
keep that in mind, that's what a hug can do
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
And don't let go first. Don't be the first person
to let go.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Oh, then we'll never get anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Yes, it's like a little game.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
No you like No, you like them, I'm not gonna
like go? You like go anyway? Okay? Should we go
around the room?

Speaker 12 (01:16:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:16:48):
You look so somber. Are you okay thinking about what
you had to say? Are we hitting some chords over that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:16:53):
You know, I can't be a pet owner because I'm allergic.
So I'm wondering what in my life I'm missing out
on by not having that ability to love something so
unconditionally and then eventually lose it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
You know what I'm saying. It's rough. Yeah, but you
know what you do, you have that in your life,
you'll think about it. It'll come to me, all right,
I hope at some point.

Speaker 10 (01:17:16):
Speaking of dogs, yes, I do love dogs, even though
I'm allergic. And here's a question for the ladies. You
see a guy, handsome guy, and he's got a little puppy.
What is your inclination or even just a guy period
that puppy? Yeah, yeah, and so the thing has been Okay,
guys walk dogs to get attention from women.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Right, Sometimes sometimes doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Work in reverse.

Speaker 10 (01:17:38):
I saw a girl the other day. She's very cute,
but the dog was just h literally to die for it.
I mean, the cutest little thing ever. So do women
walk around with dogs to meet men?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Maybe? I don't know if they do it to meet men,
but I definitely think meeting men is a byproduct because
when I had my little puppy, he was a dinger Magnet. Yeah,
he was so cute.

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
Okay, that's my question. I don't know if this is
some sort of a poll, but they text day fifty
five one TXT and data whatever. Yeah, uh, are you
a woman that walks a dog just to get guys numbers?
Let us know fifty five one.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
Reversion five cute dogs and you're a dog walker in bemunity?

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Who know what? I'm sure people will agree with you.
Didn't dinger Magnet used to do sports on our show?
I think, so yes and our sports who dinger Magnet, Daniel,
what's up with you?

Speaker 20 (01:18:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I got a visual of something, but I'm gonna move.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 16 (01:18:33):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
Oh, yesterday, you guys, you guys, remember we we rescued
that little raccoon the other day, right, And so yesterday
I come home from my walk and on the porch
is a little blanket and a little note on the
blanket that says thank you for saving me, and then
it says Roger raccoon. And there was a big balloon
attached of a raccoon.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
So we're like, this raccoon has credit card, I tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
So I just want to say we know who did it,
our friend Frank from across the street. But how cute
is that? And we have the best friends and the
best neighbors who do the coolest things. He just thought
it would be so cute to do that for us,
and he did. He put it on the porch.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
He tried to not get caught on the ring camera,
but we.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Slowed that down and so we were able to see
his lad popping from the balloon. So thank you, Frank,
because you made a smile yesterday. And it's nice to
have good neighbors and friends that take care of each other,
you know, make it fun. It was fun and in.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Turn be a good neighbor. Yeah, because I'm a really
crappy neighbor.

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
Are you really?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
I never help anyone do anything. Well, then again, there's
you know, I don't live in anyone. I don't live
anywhere near anyone. I guess two miles away.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
That's kind of farm.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Two hours. I'm two hours of frow Hey, froggy, which
help with you today?

Speaker 17 (01:19:46):
So, speaking of Pats, I told you guys earlier this
week it's been so hot here in Florida that I
have the reason with my dog every day and tell
him why I'm not taking him on a walk and
when I am going to take him, and we sit
down and have conversations. And so yesterday Lisa asked me
if I would bring a suitcase. And she's traveling for
work next week. She was packing, and I realized that
I had to wait till the dog was sleeping in

(01:20:07):
another room to sneak the suitcase in the house because
if he sees it, it throws his whole world upside
down because he knows somebody's leaving. And I realized, Nate,
you ask what are the things that you're missing in
life by not having a pet? One is you don't
have to live your life around hurting your dog's feelings.
And that's how I live my life. And I'm not

(01:20:29):
sorry about it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Nor should you be sorry about it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
I'm not.

Speaker 17 (01:20:32):
I don't want to hurt his little feelings. He sees
the suitcase, his whole world's turned upside down.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
I know, my poor guy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Oh yeah, poor pets man. When they see that suitcase
come out, not know what do?

Speaker 11 (01:20:41):
They panic?

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Panic mode?

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
It's true. They're smarter than we'll ever know they are. Hey, Gandhi,
what's up with you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Okay, So I want to talk about two things that
we've just mentioned. Be a good neighbor. My neighbor Nick,
who we all know. He is at my apartment right
now because a furniture delivery showed up earlier than it
was supposed to. So I love you, Nick, Thank you
for being a good neighbor. But also one of my
very best friends, Kyle, who was here this weekend. He
just lost his dog, just happened. His name is Oliver.
He's thirteen years old, Wimeranner and Kyle was just the

(01:21:08):
best dog daddy and they were best friends and they
did everything together. And Kyle, I'm thinking of either are
no words that are gonna make it better. But just
know that I love you and I'm sending you a
big hug and I miss him too.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Wow, there you go, hey, producer Sam Hi, thanks for
crawling out from under that bus. To's scary through you
under geez?

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Yeah, can someone get me the plate please? I mightn't
track that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I didn't find the bus and just put a microphone
under it, because he puts you under there a lot.
What's going on? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
So I have a bone to pick with my wonderful husband, William.

Speaker 15 (01:21:36):
So the alarm went off at about two in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Obviously we were asleep.

Speaker 15 (01:21:41):
We didn't know what it was about. So William got
out of bed to go check out the condo. Came
back five minutes later, said, I mean, I think everything's okay.
I couldn't figure out what it was. We'll worry about
it tomorrow. I realized I was thirsty, so I'm like, okay,
I'm gonna go get a cup of water. Went to
get some water, came back and I saw a knife
at the side of his bed, Like, William, what is
that doing there? He goes, well, I couldn't figure out

(01:22:02):
what it was, and it could have been a beat
from an entrance, so just in case someone was here, Like,
so you let me go downstairs, yes, get water alone
while you thought there might be an intruder in the condo.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Shame.

Speaker 15 (01:22:15):
And so I didn't get murdered. I didn't get murdered,
So it's good. But who knows, I don't know. I
got to check all the closets.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
Still, how are you sure you didn't get murdered.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Maybe Scary is going to come find me. He's waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
You've survived all these bus rides under the bus, it's been.

Speaker 15 (01:22:36):
Really trying, twelve hours.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Scary what we need to do? So I have an
observation and a prediction.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
So I just noticed that we installed a beautiful leather
sofa in the studio where diamond sits and she does
her job in there. So my prediction is going to
be that is going to make the terrace of inefficiency
even more efficient. From the people that visit diamond studio
the audacity, because when you install a cow your chairs anywhere,

(01:23:01):
it just breeds laziest. It is a little too invited
and very inviting. It's like I just want to come
hang out here for a while. So I'm just letting
you know the problem that may be festering in there
is gonna get ten times worse because we put a
sofa in there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Guy saying today, I'm just saying from the one who
was the most inefficient on the show today.

Speaker 11 (01:23:20):
But you know you agree with it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
I don't agree.

Speaker 11 (01:23:21):
You agree with the statement.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Oh, I kind of agree with this tabment.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I don't think there's enough space. I think it was
better before you had more space to.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Amble, right, I mean be scared of This's be honest.
I mean your your your head is a terrorist of beneficiency.
You've had that couch in there a long time. I
got a bar Co lounger ago.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
In and there I stand for four hours for thirty
years now, I never sit down, and you will never
see me singing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
On that couch. I won't say technically that couch in
that little room does it breaks some kind of fire code?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
I think it does.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
So let's go catch it on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
A lot of good ideas did we go around the room?

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Was that sufficient?

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
It was?

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Yandhi. Danielle has a report on the way. What
are you coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Danielle Ye, No, let me see, all right, Miley Cyrus
celebrating twenty years of Hannah Montana and oh Mariah Carey,
she'll tell us how she stays so young.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Oh God, I'd like to know that. Trick to Scary's friends.
They want to know how he stays so young. So
what's going on? Gone to your three things?

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
So let's start with this. Severe turbulence has landed twenty
five people in the hospital aboard a Delta flight. The
flight was headed from Salt Lake City to Amsterdam yesterday
when it encountered the issue, diverting to Minneapolis and landing
safely shortly after eight pm local time when it was
met by first responders. The plane had two hundred and
seventy five passengers and thirteen crew members on board. Turbulence

(01:24:40):
like that is very atypical, so the fact that this
happened is kind of wild. But people seem like they
will be okay. Funeral services are taking place in the
Bronx today for an NYPD officer who was killed during
the mass shooting at that midtown Manhattan office building that
happened Monday. A huge turnout is expected for the noontime
service at a mosque in Parkchester for Officer Didol Islam.
The thirty six year old was off duty but working

(01:25:02):
a security job at the Park Avenue building when the
gunman entered and shot him. He leaves behind a pregnant
wife and two children. The funeral for another victim in
the shooting, Roodent Management employee and Cornell University graduate Julia Hyman,
took place Wednesday, and Elvis, you said, Tunnel to Towers
is hopefully going to step in and do something for this.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Oh they are, they are absolutely Yeah, Tunnel to Towers unbelievable.
Love them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
And finally, TikTok is allowing users accepted into its pilot
program to start providing additional context to videos. The new feature,
called footnotes, is supposed to be deemed helpful by contributors
who typically have differing opinions, and now it will become
visible to others. TikTok first announced in April that it
was testing footnotes that it follows moves by other major
platforms like x and Meta. The platform also announced several

(01:25:46):
new safety and well being features, including parental oversight of
teen accounts and tools to allow creators to filter out
certain comments. So TikTok might look a little different soon.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
By the way, a lot of people want to know
where they can go on Instagram to read that post
that I read about Luna, the dog they're saying goodbye to.
If you look on my story at Elvis durinch it's
Elvis Duran, not Elvis Durrens show. But at Elvis Duran
on Instagram, you'll see a little Luna asleep in the garden.
And then put your finger on little Luna and then
you'll see c post. Go to that post and you

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can read. You can read what I what I gave you,
and there you go. Uh so, let's take a break.
Does Deanna down the hall have a request?

Speaker 11 (01:26:25):
She wants to hear something?

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Okay, well, okay, we're playing requests, but all differ people
who work here. Hey out.

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Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
Here we go, mister Rain in the Morning Show, you're about.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
To get some sound on here with Garrett. Hello, Garett, Hey, buddy.
Also this guy Matt Bass on TikTok. He calls it
bad walkers. We were talking about this earlier on the show.
We're here in New York City. If you walk down
the sidewalk, if you walk next to another person, you
gotta keep moving. If you walk next to two people,

(01:27:40):
you really need to keep moving because people walk at
different speeds. But people like to linger. We're talking about
this a couple hours ago. Right when you linger and
you're spreading out across the entire sidewalk, we can't get
by and you're just taking your time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Look, it could be tourist, it could be just slow people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
I don't know, but get out of the way because
you might make somebody like run around you and then
they end up in a bike lane and they get
run over. That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
If someone's coming from the opposite direction, you can't go
around because people coming up direction or whatever. Right, So
he he goes on, he records them, He does video
of them in front of him, like, oh, look at
these three gone. Just take it up to the whole side.
We'll get away.

Speaker 24 (01:28:20):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Garrett went to the vacuum, found some of these. I'm
gonna play some. Just listen to what he says. What
these people are doing? This one?

Speaker 26 (01:28:26):
Well, I think I could have squeezed by if I
really put my foot on the gas. Like, we have
three different approaches here, one person who's not even using
the umbrella, the other person who chose to put it
down in the scaffolding, and then the other person who
continues with the umbrella up.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
Yeah, if you're under scaffolding, you can take the umbrella down.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
And that's another thing. If it's raining, umbrellas are up.
That takes up twice as much from oh yeah, who's
this one here?

Speaker 12 (01:28:47):
All right?

Speaker 16 (01:28:48):
We have a formidable pass by around a very wide
and slow formation here. I mean, the whole thing's taken up,
but you've got a two by three with the double
bags in hand, shy squeeze through the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
I'm going for it. Oh they close together. So you're like,
if you don't understand it, if it means you've never
walked down the sidewalk in New York City, He's right,
this mass is onto something. These people are in the way.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I wish you would address them about it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
I wonder if he does. I'm gonna go deeper on this.
We can find some He started using an airhorn. Now,
oh my god, I want to see that. Do they respond?

Speaker 24 (01:29:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
It startles people. And then he acts like where'd that
come from? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Walks around Like, huh he.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
Is called bad walkers on on the TikTok. Do a
search for it? All right, Garrett, what do you have?

Speaker 27 (01:29:34):
All right, let's start with that sheer And so we're
getting a new album and we're getting some new music too.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
So yesterday on TikTok, we got this teas. We don't
know name when it's coming out, but it sounds.

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
Like this.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
Want to see you again?

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
I hate it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
There, this is great?

Speaker 11 (01:29:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Post Malone chelly Roll.

Speaker 27 (01:29:58):
They spent the summer together out on tour and they
have a song called Losers, and they decided to release
the live version of Losers sounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
This run off.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
So I love them both together. That's pretty cool, all right.

Speaker 27 (01:30:20):
So Sam rockwell, he is doing the voice one of
the voices in Bad Guys Too that comes out this weekend,
and he was talking about the vocal warm ups that
he goes through when recording an animated movie, like Bad Guys.

Speaker 22 (01:30:30):
Vowel sounds are good. You go like Achi, why hey hey,
because you're opening up your diaphram, you're not obstructing your throat.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Hey hey, here you go?

Speaker 22 (01:30:42):
There you go, you get it out of your diaphragm,
you go. You can say there's a phrase, why wait?

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
So yeah, those are all the things that going into
recording an animated movie. Uh.

Speaker 27 (01:30:53):
Nicole Scherzinger, she was on with Jimmy Fallon last night
talking about her run on Sunset Boulevard and if you
got to see the show, know she can really sing
very well. So she holds one note for thirty seconds
and Jimmy said, hey, can you still do it?

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
Oh my god? Yeah, thirty six seconds right there? Pretty amazing,
I know.

Speaker 27 (01:31:42):
Finally, all right, So a family. I've never been a
part of this. But a family decided to spread grandpa's
ashes out on a lake. So they all took a
boat out and they decided to play one of his
favorite artists, Frank Sinatra. So I don't know if you
realize if you stream music and you don't pay for
the premium, you get Kromer right of course. So they
were listening to Grandpa's favorite song, Frank Sinatra as they

(01:32:04):
were spreading the ashes, and as the song ended, a
commercial came on and kind of lightened the moo.

Speaker 21 (01:32:09):
Oh, this is the quickest way to clear out stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Creep the number one for regularly. It's a commercial vibe
b M yeah, bowel movement. Yeah. But it started with
the far Grandpa's floating away in the lake and then oh,
that's awesome. Granddad would have appreciated. You're marry. Thank you
so much, Garret. Fabulous, fabulous jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
That's funny to me. It's funny when you do you
have a sense of humor. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 12 (01:32:54):
Who is this?

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
It's Thursday, our favorite day of the week. He goes,
it's food news Thursday. Docky Docky Froggy's food. Dudes, Key's
got the perfect meals to jube yay, stupid jingles. We
neat new ones? All right, Proggy, it's your day. What's
going on in food news? All right?

Speaker 17 (01:33:13):
This is definitely my favorite story of the day. Hershey
and Mandolas. If you don't know who Mandolas is, Mondaliese
is the parent company of Oreo. They have announced a
Reese's and Oreo collab to introduce two new mashups that
are launching this fall. Ready yes, We're getting Reese's Oreo
Cup and Oreo Reese's Cookies. Both products use Reese's Peanut

(01:33:37):
Butter Cups and Oreo Cookies together.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Now here's the deal.

Speaker 17 (01:33:40):
The Riese's Oreo Cup combines milk chocolate, white cream, peanut
butter cups and Oreo cookie crumbs. The Oreo Reese's Cookie
has an Oreo Cookie chocolate sandwich on both sides, and
then it's filled with the Riese's Peanut butter cream with
Oreo cookie crumbs as well. So the Oreo Cups will
be in stores nationwide in September, and the Oio Reese's

(01:34:03):
Cookies will be on stores in September as well. So
we're getting two mashups. I don't know which one sounds better.
They both sound pretty day. Nate loves them both. He
calls him Rece's though, No, you're saying it wrong. It
doesn't rhyme with theces. It's it's a guy named Reese
and they're his, so that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
He's right, He's right, you see, he's still around. Froggy's right.
Mister has been dead for years. His last name is Reese.
Is they're not.

Speaker 17 (01:34:31):
If something's Nate, it's Nates, It's not Nate and Nate Ease,
it's Nate's still okay anyway. Whataburger celebrating their seventy fifth
anniversary seventy five cent deal on their classic number one
what Burger on August eighth, So that is a week
from tomorrow. Next Friday, if you have the Whataburger app
from eleven am to eight pm local time wherever you are,

(01:34:53):
you could get the number one Waterburger for just seventy
five cents. Now, it is exclusive to online orders or
the Whataburger and it is limited to one per person,
so take advantage of that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Next Friday.

Speaker 17 (01:35:06):
Dairy Queen celebrating the return of Superman movie with the
launch of a new Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough Blizzard
ask for by name. The Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough
Blizzard features the signature vanilla soft serve blended with sugar
cookie dough cake batter flavor and sprinkles, and it will
be available in all the sizes for a limited time
while they celebrate Superman. This is kind of cool when

(01:35:29):
you're a kid your two favorite food groups. It really
there's three chicken fingers, mac and cheese, and pizza.

Speaker 6 (01:35:35):
Yes, okay, well so many pancakes.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Well that's it. You can do that too. And that
didn't stop when I was a little kid. That's still
going on today.

Speaker 17 (01:35:42):
Well, you don't have to choose between mac and cheese
and pizza any longer, because Kraft Mac and Cheese is
unleashing a new pizza flavor for a limited time.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Craft says.

Speaker 17 (01:35:51):
The pizza flavor is now available for purchase at retailers
nationwide and will remain throughout the back to school season.
And here's an even bonus. If you than New York City,
you can order this mac and cheese for delivery through
the Go Puff app, a grocery store delivery service. If
you so choose to have any new macaroni and cheese
pizza flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
You ready for the countdown?

Speaker 24 (01:36:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
God, are we him the.

Speaker 17 (01:36:15):
Actually, I'm gonna give me the five most hated foods
in America.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Okay, scary, you're ruining everything. The orchestras get ready. Okay,
what is it again?

Speaker 17 (01:36:25):
The five most hated foods in America? And no, al right,
here we go. Yes, Number five squid what squid? I
like calamari, which is technically squid. Number four tofoo, don't
tell Sam.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
I love to fabulous.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
Number three I hate these sardines at number three. Love
sardines if they're in the can from Portugal. They're the
best things in oil. Oh they're so good. Oh they're
so good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
They have stores that are like candy stores are just
ten fish and unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Anyway, back to you. Number two liver. Okay, yeah, this
is the worst lie in the form of huagra. I
will eat it.

Speaker 17 (01:37:11):
And the number one most hated food in America by
fifty six percent of people is an cholie.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
I love it. Cho You're like everything on this list. Basic.

Speaker 17 (01:37:22):
So that was the list of the most hated foods
in America. Yeah, the six through ten or caviar oysters
which I like oysters. I love oysters. I love caviar,
blue cheese at eight what I love love blue cheese,
gold side. Nobody likes number nine chit ones. They're pig intestines.
Nobody likes that if.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
It's cooked right into like green like color granges.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
On the that's so far down the list.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
Number ten I don't agree with. Number ten is sushi.
I I like um to grow. That list is stupid toddlers.
I do, I do have to agree. When I eat
any of the above, people look at me like, yeah,
so I yes, I'm in the minority. Yeah. Is that
your food news? That's it. It's fabulous, good going news.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Elvis d Rands after Party.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Okay, Daniel, he's gonna start right if you're.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Gonna go topics you'd never hear on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Oh God, get away and Katy.

Speaker 13 (01:38:20):
Listen now on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
It is the what is it called Elvista Rands after Party?

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Ask for it by name. Elvis Terran in the morning
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Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
For years and every morning, Elvis d ran in the
Morning show, Danielle, what was what was that?

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
The monster you want to buy from home Depot?

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Big monster?

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
That was Moleficent six and a half foot Moleficent animatronic.
That monster.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Okay, well there's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
She just misunderstood.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
So here's the thing. What Danielle does is every Halloween
she puts this menagerie of like big monsters in her
front yard and they move around and scare the little
Have you heard the new one, the Ultra Skelly. Oh god, okay,
this Halloween home Depot is selling a new one called
Ultra Skelley. It's an app controlled version of that super

(01:39:37):
tall skeleton.

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
Oh, that big, super duper one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
It's six and a half feet tall, and you from
your phone, you can operate it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Soffit and you can scare everybody in the neighborhood. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
It's been like five years since home Depot snapped us
out of our quarantine days with that twelve foot skeleton decoration.
But they're saying, Skelley, the skeleton isn't upgrade. Definitely ultra Skelly. It's,
like I said, an app control version that allows you
to oversee its animatronic elements and stuff. Yeah, and it
has a moving mouth. It's equipped with prerecorded dialogue. Your

(01:40:08):
recordings can be like thirty seconds long.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
That's very cool.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
And it's only six and a half feet tall.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
That's gonna sell out real fast.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
It's two hundred and seventy nine dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
I have friends who have the original skeleton one from there,
and because it's so big, they have no place to
store it, so they just leave it out all year
round and they like just decorate it and like change
its little looks and stuff because it's so huge. It's huge.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
They're saying you can order these from home Depot's website
starting August fourth, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Say the day.

Speaker 6 (01:40:39):
August fourth, that's when the maleficit is being relieved.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
So you can go to home depot dot com on
Monday August fourth. Skelley has sold out quickly in the past.
They have other Skelley They have Skelley dog, Skelly cats.
You don't heard of the Skeletons serious Skelley family.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
No, I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Did anyone ever get in touch with you about getting
your maleficence.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
I've emailed a few people, so I'm waiting to hear
back to see if i can get one put aside.
I'm just I'm going to pay full price. I Am
just a nervous wreck that I'm not going to get it,
and then I'll wind up on eBay paying five hundred
dollars and I my husband will kill me.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
Before we get into your report. How how many monsters
do you have in your front yard every Halloween?

Speaker 12 (01:41:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
What's the number?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Thirty something?

Speaker 9 (01:41:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
And the neighbors are growing patables.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
They love it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
The kids from everywhere come and visit us. So you
can but have it inside the house. Inside the house.
I have a bunch of animatronics as well. I have
Jack and Sally, and I have corpse Bride and Victor
and hopefully maleficence your desk.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
Victor is the corpse Bride?

Speaker 15 (01:41:38):
Do I come?

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Don't yell at me.

Speaker 6 (01:41:39):
I'm just asking how you know if you're a Tim
Burton fan, you know?

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
Okay? All right, well, so here comes ultras Kelly. All right,
you can start ordering Ultra Skelly on Monday. I can't wait,
home Depot dot Com.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
I can't what's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
All right? So let's go to Ozzy Osbourne. Unfortunately, yesterday
we bid farewell to him and thousands of fans turned out,
turned out in his hometown and his wife of course,
and his kids laid flowers and the old chanted Ozzy
Azzi and it's just so sad. People were celebrating, and
then a lot of people were just really sad. And

(01:42:13):
we even got to see Amy Osbourne, who is their
other daughter, who we don't get to see a lot.
Amy's very very private. She didn't even want to do
anything with the Osbourne show back in the day, if
you guys remember, she opted out of it. So she's
very private, but she is. She's there for when she
needs to be, you know that, and she very close
to our family. So the Fantastic four First Steps will
repeat at the box office with an estimated hall of

(01:42:35):
another fifty million dollars this weekend. Bad Guys too? Is
that family friendly one based on the book series that
they say should bring in twenty five mil. Then you
have Naked Gun. I cannot wait to see Naked Gun.
I'm so excited about this. Naked Gun one was so
stupid but so funny. Can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Yes, stupid but funny.

Speaker 11 (01:42:54):
It's the funniest movie first life.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
But what the Naked Gun?

Speaker 16 (01:42:59):
The funny.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
Light at?

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Hands down?

Speaker 6 (01:43:07):
Okay, Well, all right, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Can we talk about William Shatner.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
I know I don't talk about him a lot, but
he's ninety four years old. There is a rumor going
around that he doesn't want to die, and he's so
scared of dying that he's looking into everything like being
frozen to having his head pickled in a jar any
way that he thinks.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
Okay, he wants to be put into some sort of suspension.

Speaker 6 (01:43:34):
Yes, and apparently he has even asked a company to
make an AI hologram of him so that he can
communicate with his loved ones after he's pasted on. So
I don't know if this is lies, but I'm just
telling you what I'm reading. Guys, How does Mariah Carey
stay so young. She was talking Harper's Bizarre UK and
she said, I just don't allow it. It just doesn't happen.

(01:43:55):
I don't know time, I don't know numbers. And we
know that because you remember when you came here and
when you act that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Delly said how old she was.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
She was not a happy camper. Yeah, we had Mariah
on the show and she got really mad at me.

Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
She didn't talk to you for a while, you said
her age.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
Yeah, oh no, I said, you know what. Gosh, remember
I met you so many years ago? How many years
ago was that? And she's like, oh, dolling, let's not
talk about this. No, no, I mean I met you then.
She did not want to talk about it at all.
She didn't talk to me for two years.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
Yeah, she didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
I did not kidding also know how long it was
because she doesn't keep tracking.

Speaker 6 (01:44:26):
But she does look fabulous. Miley Cyrus gearing up for
the twentieth anniversary of Hannah Montana. She's got something very
special planned. She says she wouldn't be her if it
wasn't for Hannah. I don't know exactly how she's going
to celebrate, but I'll keep you posted on that. We're
having a really cool special for our friends from inside
the Worlds of Epic Universe at Universal August twentieth, nine pm.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
That is going down.

Speaker 6 (01:44:48):
It will air on Peacock the next day. So it's
going to talk about Nintendo World and the Wizarding World
of Harry Potter Ministry of Magic and all those cool
rides and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
I can't wait.

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
I know, I can't wait till we go soon. We're
going So and Snoopy presents a summer musical that is
happening as well. This is the first musical in thirty
five years for Peanuts and that is Apple TV Plus
on August fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
And what are we watching.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
The NFL Hall of Fame game.

Speaker 6 (01:45:17):
It's like boring Star Trek, Strange New Worlds. Nothing really
exciting tonight. I don't know. That's my Daniel report.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
Watch the Billy Joel documentary.

Speaker 6 (01:45:24):
Oh, yes, you like that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
Until you see it, you're going to think Billy Joel,
BILLI Schmoel. I'm telling you right now, it's really great. Okay, Hey,
So welcoming Gail and Lisa to the show. Hi, GAILI Lisa.
They brought us. I know they look at them. Did
you did you make those you're supposed to say? Yeah,
I was up all night. Thank you those you anyway,
welcome to our show, thank you, thank you for having

(01:45:47):
us anyway. They well, thanks, thanks for being here. You're
here at the end of our show. So this is
when it gets really crusty and awful. You like it
when we're bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
She had to love the show today.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
I want us, They want us in a con Do
you want us? Yeah, doctor Blaine plastic surgery. We were
doing a breast cancer her Blue event and they were
the highest bidders on Really.

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
Yeah, wait, you paid money to come see us, don't.
I'm afraid we should have paid money.

Speaker 11 (01:46:14):
For you to come here.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
We owe you money. Oh my god. Well, thank you
so much for coming to see us. I appreciate it.
Deanna Dianna, by the way, the biggest Disney fan on earth.
As a matter of fact, her boyfriend got on one
knee and proposed to her right in front of the
Magic Kingdom at Disney World.

Speaker 25 (01:46:31):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Yeah, so what so, I know you're a huge one
direction fan too. Yes, And every day we offer anyone
in the show to come in and request a song.
What if on the day of your wedding, One Direction
was in concert. Would you skip your wedding at Disney.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
World and it was a one day only con?

Speaker 16 (01:46:50):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:46:51):
Oh my god? What would you do? Would you go?
Would you postpone the wedding? But if One Direction invited
you to come backstage and meet them at their show
on your wedding.

Speaker 11 (01:46:59):
Day, Elvis, what kind of hypothetical?

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
That's good?

Speaker 11 (01:47:03):
That's goodness?

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
Would be so mad at me. But like, I would
actually consider postponing the wedding, Like genuinely.

Speaker 20 (01:47:10):
Hear that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
That's a fan? All right? Which One Direction song do
you want here? I want to hear best song ever,
best song ever? Yeah, this is for you. I was
gonna give up her wedding day one Direction?

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (01:47:25):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
So it was the best song of him. There you go, Deanna,
there's your song. It was your best song of him.
Deanna such a huge one Direction fan. She would cancel
her wedding for a one Direction concert. That is true devotion. Hey,
so a great text, Elvis. Good morning. It's my birthday today.

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I've been thinking a lot about what matters most in
this world. As we sometimes do when it's a birthday,
we roll around the on another time, right, I think
what's most important to us in this world is community.
I've been blessed with so many people in my community
that I've built over the years. I'm grateful to call
all of you a part of it. Look at that
you're part of a community. Thank you for being you,

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each one of you. And happy birthday to you. I
don't know your name, Text it to me so we
can see. Happy birthday.

Speaker 16 (01:48:17):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:48:17):
I had my big physical with my doctor the other day.
She is amazing. You sit down with her for like
an hour to an hour and a half. You just
talk about life. What are you doing? Are you having sex?
Are you like enjoying friends? Are you going out? Are
you staying in whatever? And one of the things we
talked about was as you get a little older, being
surrounded by people you want to be hanging out with. Yeah,

(01:48:38):
you tend to as you get older, kind of shed
the people who aren't as important to you. It's kind
of an automatic thing. You don't do it because you
hate them or anything, but you cling onto the people
that you really love to be with, and you go
out with them as much as you can. You have
fun with them. I know that, God, you just had
friends in town. Your community was in town, Danielle. You
have your community and your family and your friends as well.
We all do. It's so important to make sure you're

(01:49:02):
surrounded by the people that you want to be like,
the people you want to emulate, the people you want
to be. Yeah, you can always tell someone in the
world who's maybe a little off, maybe need some help.
It's probably partially because of the people that are surrounding
themselves with. So next time you make that dinner reservation
like we made the other night with Nate and Scary,

(01:49:23):
you go up with people you love, hang out with
people you love. At some point, it's just not worth
the time to hang out with people that are using you,
are kind of abusive in taking advantage of you. Whatever.
Get rid of them. Yeah, take take advantage of the
people that you love and hang out with them.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
You know, they say you're like the average of the
people the five people you hang out with the most.
Say that again, you are the average of the five
people you hang out with the most. Would that be one, two, three, four, five?
Which is that terrifying that we spend a ton of
time together.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
Yeah, Yeah, we're the average of each other.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Yeah, And there's someone in here is bringing that average
down a little scary. You know, we were gonna say you,
no matter what's scary, is.

Speaker 11 (01:50:05):
The most you love the most, and I'll take it
as a call exactly. I want to say that I
think I need to start shedding friends.

Speaker 7 (01:50:10):
You just gave me something to think about because I
have way too many friends and not enough times.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Okay, I'm not saying in a mean way. I'm not
saying you should start dicing and slicing just to get
people out of the screw you get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:19):
I mean make room for the ones that mean the most,
like Tombstone Teddy. You may not need him, scary.

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
Out house outhouse Andy hand that was heading out so
you know, just so, today's the day, I guess the
challenge is pick up, pick up the phone, your cell
or text them, text the people you love and say, hey,
we got to hang out because I really like who
I am when I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
Yeah, right, it's nice, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:50:44):
So I can't wait to get out of the trim.
I don't. I don't like any of you. If if
I'm if I'm the edge of the average of you people,
it's explaining a lot a lot.

Speaker 14 (01:50:54):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
With that said, do we have any guests tomorrow? I
think we do?

Speaker 16 (01:51:00):
We do? We do?

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
I thought we do. You sure didn't record something with
someone We're gonna play it to No More Tour?

Speaker 11 (01:51:07):
We didn't, But then we changed the schedule.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
What happened? Are we changed the sketch changes? All right,
so no one's on our show tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (01:51:12):
I can't wait till we go to commercial so I
can have another canoe.

Speaker 8 (01:51:16):
You do that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Okay, it's okay, it's Nicki Mina.

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
This is Rihanna. Hey, this is Lady Gaga. You're listening
to the Elvis Durant and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody. He set out everybody,