FULL SHOW: The Day Someone Fell Asleep During a Threesome

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Your caller one hundred. Let me introduce myself.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh gosh, Elvis Wren the story Elvis ran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is just such a reduction?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Is elis Tera Wren in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
You know what, when I think of successful couples, power couples,
couples in love, couples that are succeeding as a couple.
I think of Danielle and her husband Sheldon. I did
until until last night. So Danielle sends me a text, Gandhi.
It says, Sheldon and I are having a fight. I said,
oh god, what about can't you want to call me?
She said no, My peeler stopped working and he won't

(00:48):
let me buy another one. He says, it's the same
as a knife. And I said, well, first of all,
this is a fight. Yes, it's a fight. Can you
tell everyone if this is the worst fight you've had
in a while, while congratulations, this is a yes, this
is a good relationship. So your peeler stopped working? What
does that mean? It's this doll?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So yeah, it was very dull, and I couldn't get
like the skin off the cucumber. So I said, hey,
I'm making a salad. I'm not putting cucumber in your salad.
He's like, why I can't get the skin off of it.
I said, so, I gotta wait till I get a
new peeler. He's like, well, just use the knife, and
I'm like what. He's like, you don't use a knife
to get the skin off the He said, yes, you do.
And then he's talking about how he did it as

(01:30):
growing up and I was like, no, I'm like that, No,
I need a peeler. And then he called me a
damsel and he told me that. I yeah, he said,
you don't need you don't need that, and I said, shell,
let me text Elvis on this.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I need a peeler.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
And then you texted back that I needed a peeler,
and he called you a damsel. So I'm just telling
you he called you. So we went to bed arguing
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
He called us both damsels. I'm a face. So, okay,
I will tell you this though, Danielle in a pinch
until until the new peeler arrives. You can use a knife.
It's just not as you know, not as easy.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He could also not have cucumbers until the new thing
go right.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So this is the fight this is the fight. Yeah.
Then he calls his dad.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Tell them he's in the bed right now if you
want him. But I'm telling you he was. He was
so mad. I'm like, really, this is what we're fighting about.
Stupid peeler. I ordered a new piller just so he
YEA like, say, eight dollars a new peeler. I mean,
come on, eight dollars whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I do love that he calls a peeler bougie.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, he said he did.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
He says he didn't grow up with a peeler. He
doesn't feel like anyone should have a peeler. It's just
not necessary, you know. It's it's if you want to
live a true minimalist life, you got to get rid
of peelers and things like that.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
He was explaining how to cut it, like with making
like a nex and I'm like what what. I'm like,
I'm so sorry that you were deprived of a peeler.
I'm sorry. I'm like, I get it. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, Gandhia, what do you feel about the big major war,
the Great War of twenty twenty with a daniell.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
By can be settled in a couple ways. I think
maybe he should have showed you with the knife how
he peeled it so that it was already peeled for you,
and then you could get your peeler and never have
to do it again. Or he could just understand that
the peeler are super necessary because Danielle, I have watched
cut a bagel and start spurting blood from the palm
of her hand, and I'm not so sure that she

(03:33):
should be trusted with knives to peel things.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh speak of the crawl out of his crypt called me.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
I must be a devil if I have to go
without kukumba in my salad, because somebody can't be bothered
to just reach for the knife that's four feet away.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh shut up. Whatever well I told Danielle, I agree
in a pinch you can use a knife, but of
course you can. But but you have a problem with
her ordering a new peeler. You think she should go
on need for it. There's no need for it. She
wants a peeler. She wants to make your salard with
a peeler. Yes.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
The problem is is that daniel wants that that that
QVC thing for everything. So there's a there's a peeler
for the cucumber, so she has.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
To have that. She has to have this special uh
pizza roly thingy instead of just cutting the crust of
the pizza with the knife as well, So now you
need a pizza for the knife can cut the crust
of the pizza. To desperate.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
The little ROLLI pizza gus to go won't give out.
Hold on, guys, you can't have your dinner. I have
to go and find another rolly thing because otherwise I
can't cut the triangle of the pizza. Has to have
the QBC thing and of course go to our checking
account at the same time. Shop right, okay, still comes
from our checking account, whereas we have a nice sharp

(05:05):
pairing knife that can do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
And by the way, and by the way, this choice
was to make sure that you could order a new
Peela other than satisfy aforementioned husband with a cucumber that
was literally in front of her, and she picked up
my cucumber and put it back in the fridge uncut.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, well, at that point it's an argument, it's not
even a conversation. But let me ask you this, how
come you just can't wash the cucumber and eat it
on peel You can eat a cucumber with a pea on.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
It, you can.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I agree. I like cucumber in the nice mozzarella salad.
But the problem is somebody thinks it's a sin to
cut it and put it there so that the friendly
husband can enjoy salad more. Okay, well, so is the
cuc cover still in the refrigerator? The same cum thoughts, yes,

(06:03):
and it's not in my belly?

Speaker 7 (06:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Hold, I got a call here.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
The peeler's coming today.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Good you got a peeler. There's nothing wrong with gadgets.
I love gadgets. Danielle with it line twenty four scary Uh,
Nancy high Nancy, Good morning guys, Mitty uh and good
morning to you, uh the peeler. Did you grow up
with or without a peeler? And talk about that? Let's
get deep on this.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
I grew up.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
I'm Bennican, so I grew up Spanish.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
My mom used to make us peel potatoes anything with knives.
I grew up, got my own place, and I bought
a peeler, and I am sorry never going back to
Knights ever again.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
I bought her home peeler.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
I'm like lady you've been suffering for years.

Speaker 10 (06:42):
You made us suffer.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, thank you, yes, sorry, she she uses the word
I hear you, and and I appreciate the fact that
it might be easier.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
But if your husband loved a salad with a chunk
or two of cucumber in it, and you have had
no pila, would you make a furementioned husband suffolk with
no cucumber because you just were insistent on waiting for
a pela to arrive from Amazonella.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
On this one, I'm with Sheldon because I know how
to use the knife.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
You're not telling me. You're not telling me I can't.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's fine. On the Tuesday night, Okay, get the knife
called hold on, hold on, Nancy, Thank you for your call.
Thank you, but you too. I must bring this one
thought in here from a texter. Oh, listen to Sheldon
throwing a fit over an eight dollars peeler, the guy
who bought a squirrel picnic table feeder. Okay, but what

(07:45):
are we now saying that we can't save the squirrel population?
Couldn't exactly, thank you.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
And you know what, Elvis in his salad, he had
he had avocado, he had a spare what else did
you have?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
But but he wanted all right, and cucumber was there whatever,
And you.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Know what, he bought a stupid avocado cutter that I
don't even use.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
That avocado cutter is fabulous. You can't do the slices
without that.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
She can, No, you can. Yes, she came with the knife,
the knife that you didn't use on the cucuver. Yes, Gandhi,
what do you think could one.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Argue if the cucumber was that important and Danielle was
not able to cut it with the knife or not comfortable,
that perhaps Sheldon should have cut it himself, you could
argue that, oh.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
However the problem is is that the bowl came downstairs
and was handed to me, and cucumber was back upstairs,
and I wasn't told that there was a cucumber.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I was given the salad. Here you go, here's your salad. Okay, great?
Later on, Oh what happened? No cucumber? Oh yeah, we
have cucumber. I just didn't want to cut it with
a knife. I was waiting for a slicer. Okay. Well
you know, in closing, I think, okay, we probably exhausted this.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yes we have, we have.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I do want to say, now, what kind of feeder
did you buy? What kind of animals?

Speaker 9 (09:02):
That?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Can you say that? Say that word? Squirrel? Say it again,
a squirrel, scary? Say it squirrel? Squirrel? What's the yeah,
he's it's it's two syllables. You're just like me. Squirrel, squarel, squarel.
He comes with a squirrel. I want to hear squirrel, scary.
You and Sheldon battle this one out. I want to listen. Okay, squirrel,

(09:25):
squirrel square, it's not square the air. I'm not scary.
I'm not saying squarel. It's not squirrel. I'm a squirrel.
You said squirrel square, squirrel. It's not a squirrel square.
It is a squirrel. It's a square. It's not a squirrel. Scary. Okay,
it's not a squirrel. Hold on, scary, squirrel, Hold on now,

(09:47):
scary says squirrel squirrel, And you say squirrel, squirrel, squere, squire, squirrel, squirrel, Okay, squirrel.
The Queen taught me how to say it. I didn't
teach you how to say anything. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
thank you all. I love you. Sheldon. Yes, I'm sure

(10:09):
someone does my life, doesn't she wouldn't come my cucumb
behind know she did not satisfy your cucumber. Thank you,
thank you for coming in. It was a pleasure hearing
your point of view. Oh, sure it, Thank you very much.
All right, have a good day. I'm gonna go and
get a cucumber. Get yeah.

Speaker 11 (10:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh lord, that just wore me out. I feel like
I just pushed a baby out of my regina. Is
that what it feels like?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh, this is interesting, callers, Matt, someone on line twenty three,
let's get to this.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
Hello Matt, Hey, sorry.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I agree. Well I'm doing fine, but I agree. You
shouldn't really have to use a knife to cut a pizza.

Speaker 12 (10:57):
How do you cut a pizza with a pizza cutter?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Pizza cutter? Oh? Someone else said they use scissors?

Speaker 13 (11:07):
Yes, pizza scissors in my house, Yes, of.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Course you do.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
I'm sitting in the driver at Dunkin Donuts and I'm thinking,
who touch the damn pizza with their with a knife.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't know. I use I use that that sharp
round wheel on the on the stick, the pizza cutter.
I guess it's called a pizza cutter.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
This is.

Speaker 13 (11:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, thank you, matt enjoy your duncan. I'm jealous. I
wish I had something to have a good day.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Okay, and there you go.

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Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yes, sure, there's so many.

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And see what the stars are saying today. Produce your
same Who do you want to do your horse ghopes with?

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Danielle help me out today?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Okay, thank you all, Danielle, you're on all right.

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Speaker 5 (13:41):
Who was it?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Said a few moments ago during the song that they
just remembered that their friend from childhood borrowed it was you, Nate, Yeah,
your friends from childhood? What's your what's your friend's name?
Jeffski Wait, by the way, when you tell childhood stories,
you always have to use first and last naps. You
can't hit it makes it funnier. What happened?

Speaker 16 (14:00):
Danielle said something that triggered it, And I remember we
were trading baseball cards and I gave him my eighty
nine Tops Kirk Gibson card and he traded some other
cards back to me and whatever and I and then afterwards,
I'm like it wasn't really a fair trade. So I
asked him, like, hey, can I have that card back?
And he never gave it back to me. He still
has that card, my eighty nine Kirk Gibson. I just

(14:21):
looked it up toward nine ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
How many years ago? This was thirty two years ago.
Is it too late? Is it too late to call
him and say, yo, I want my card? No? No,
I think it's pretty.

Speaker 16 (14:32):
And then I remember Jimmy Janecki borrowed my Hardy Voice
number like one hundred and twelve, and.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
He read it and never gave it back to me either.
Oh look at that. Yeah, stole your heart on boys
books things. I'm like, where are I have a hard
on boys? Yeah, foggy.

Speaker 17 (14:49):
When I was ten, I stayed at my friend Greg
Broudon's house one night and I took my Optimist Prime
Transformer with me, and my mom came to get me
a little early the next day, earlier than I thought,
and so I had to just run out of the
ho and get my mom's car to go somewhere. I
left off in his Prime at Greg Bruughton's house and
I never saw it again.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Still there, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yes, Gandhi Andy Donado, Yeah, he borrowed like ten DVDs
from me because he was on house arrest and needed
something to watch. I never got one back.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh, hold on, leave it to Gandhi to be the
person on our show that has a friend and house arrest.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, and we were in school, but these arrest.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And you trusted him not to steal your DVDs.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I know, And they were like the best DVDs like
Never Been Kissed and ten Things I Hate about You.
I need those back, Andy, if you can hear me,
want them?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Danielle Any Danielle Farahan Eye borrowed forty five records. I
remember the big song back then was oh my gosh,
what the hell was it?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Whatever it was? And I left the forty fives there
and she never returned me piano in the Dark in
the Dark, thank you. And I was so pissed off
that she had my piano in the Dark forty I
never gave it back.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
So you're thinking right now about who borrowed something from
you years and years and years and years ago, and
now it's been years and years and years later, is
it is it too late to call Wescary?

Speaker 13 (16:11):
Well?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Elvis Duran borrowed a twelve CD set of my Cocktail
Party mixed CDs for some party he was drowing in
nineteen ninety seven, and then when I asked for them
back about a year.

Speaker 18 (16:23):
And a half later, he said, I lost them.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
The Boston Nova one there was like, there's so many
East it was a great CD collection. Great. Yeah, I
think you need those back because your CD players ready
to play at your next party.

Speaker 17 (16:40):
I remember I found the VHS tape porn of my
dad's one time. I took it over to my friend
Walt Rowland's house and I left it there. I never
saw it again, So Walt's still.

Speaker 13 (16:48):
Watching what I gain.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
You don't want porn back?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Now, you don't.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
So years ago I was I went and bought this
massive metal Buddha to put out in the garden. I mean,
the thing is is like five feet tall. It's huge.
And so my friend Patty Steele said, well, you're not
gonna do that garden. I'm gonna hold onto that until
you move into a house where you can get it back.
So she this beautiful Buddha is featured in her dining room.

(17:14):
I mean, it looks like the architectural digest in the room,
and I'm like, I'm never gonna eat. Patty Steele still
has my Buddha. I'm never gonna see it again.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You have to let her keep it, that's I know.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I think you have to call and get it back.
Right now we know where she is.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
It's a boot. You can't steal a Buddha. You can't.
Buddhas aren't for stealing. No that's it, you text message.
I'll let my childhood friend Jennifer Capone borrow my gold
Mike's Princess necklace to make her boyfriend jealous, and she
never gave it back. Had a friend take my lip gloss.
She kept denying it, but I knew she took it

(17:48):
from it because I took it from another friend. Wait,
here's someone who says, yeah, I want my virginity back
from my ex. Yeah, well, my neighbor borrowed Spice Girl's movie.
Can't get it back. Huh look at this. My sister
took my holographic uh Charizar card Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Card and traded it to some other dork and al'll
never see it. Hell now, yeah you, But keep in mind.
The takeaway from this is, yeah, you're gonna lose things
along the way and you're never gonna get them back.
But my favorite thing is when telling childhood stories, you
always have to use the first and last name.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And when you get older you do that too, because
my mom always uses her friend's names. Like a mom,
I know you who you're talking about. You don't have
to tell me their last name. Tell me one person
with that name.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't get it all right, Sarah. Line three, she's
pissed off. Sarah's online four? Actually hello Sarah bye? Yeah, yeah,
I can hear the anger in your voice. Who's who
took it?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yes? He probably has me blocks on Facebook because I
let the world know. Every single time I see him,
I'm like, hey, you suck. I want my shirt back
that you took from my friend's house. That was my
my favorite boyfriend's shirt he wore in his graduation picture
and he gave to me and it was one of
my first mystic T shirts. And if you know me,

(19:12):
I love that band.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
What's his name? What's his name?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
His name was Chris Silva and the Fort Walton Beach, Florida.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, Christy Sila, I knew Sarah. What's her misfits shirt back?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Now? Now?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
All right call him? Tell him you heard.

Speaker 14 (19:34):
Elvis Durant clop if you think she should tougher.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Elvis duran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show,
let's do.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
A segment called this is stupid.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I can't.

Speaker 13 (19:49):
I can get stupid music for it.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Okay, that's stupid. That's good. We were talking about three
ways a little while ago. You want to get into this.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
I think this is a great topic. I don't even
think this one's stupid.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't think it's stupid at all. Yeah, I'm sure
we'll have some stupid responses to that. If you and
your partner, So, when you're dating or married to decide
to have a three way with someone and your partner
falls asleep in the middle, do you have the right
to keep on going with a total stranger right now,
right next to them?

Speaker 17 (20:19):
And if you're watching a movie and somebody falls asleep,
don't you keep watching a movie.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's a little different, acts, a little different.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
I think you do have the right to keep going
because the two of you decided on this together. Then
that person did something kind of irresponsible and fell asleep
or passed out, and then everyone's supposed to suffer because
that person made the mistake suffer.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Okay, hear me out. You're not you're not allowing your
partner to well, your partner's not allowing you to have
one on one with them. It was supposed to be
a three way. So if a three way stops to happen,
it stops happening. I don't know, I don't know. It's
not a three way anymore. It's you cheating on me.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
What if I don't notice you were asleep?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Weirder?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Take my uh, take my pulse, put a mirror under
my nose, make sure I'm alive. I don't know. So
Froggy was the first to chime in.

Speaker 17 (21:11):
Yeah, no, I think that if if you, like Ghani said,
if you irresponsibly fall asleep, it doesn't mean that then
everybody else has to stop what they're doing. We all
entered into this disagreement together, and you, unfortunately tapped out.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
The other people will continue on the you entered it together.
That's my point. You're not together anymore. It's two of
you now, right. But we didn't agree for you to
fall asleep. You did that on your own. So now
I get to make my decision. Okay. So if I
was with Alex and we had a third in there,
and I fell asleep, and give me an keep going, yeah,

(21:43):
keep going. If I woke up and found you and
Alex going at it with each other and I wasn't
there to watch it because I was asleep, I would
have a problem with that. No, we'd say, like, yo,
why'd you go to sleep? Come on, let's go now,
come on, well, you would know I was asleep because
I wasn't, you know, a part of the action snoring? Snoring? No, no, no,
but but you're but no, no, if you're in Not

(22:07):
to get too serious here, but if you're in a
sexual situation and fe someone falls asleep, that it's a
totally different ballgame. Now, I like I says a lot
about what's going on too, right, Well, no, there's usually
I'm sure drinking would have something to do with it.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Okay, you think, Oh, what's off call?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I guess now we've opened a whole new door if
things need to discuss before a threesome, I guess in
the event of someone falling asleep.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Can't I fall asleep?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hey, Nate, can you get Alex on the phone? Let's
go right to the source. I'm sure he's I wasn't.
And yeah, scary. Can you turn microphones on and things?
People who are actively working on the show like, okay, uh, yeah,
I don't know. I would I would like to think
that if you fell asleep, if Alex fell asleep, I
wouldn't continue with you, froggy, So.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Everyone just stops and then that's it. And yes, okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's not a three way anymore, Lisa, Oh geez, Okay,
do you want me to pose the question to her? Okay, Lisa, Yes,
If you and Froggy and I were having a three
way and you fell asleep, but Froggy and I kept going,
wouldn't you feel kind of pissed off about that? Like,
it's not a three way anymore, it's a two way?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I would agree, Yeah, I.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Don't care.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Doesn't you don't continue?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
What would weak you up?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You probably should?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, on the head with something into this. Okay, Well,
hold on, I have Alex Alex. Sorry, I know you're busy.
We have a weird, weird question. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 19 (23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Okay, Let's say you and Froggy and I are having
a three way. Okay, by the way, Hi, we're on
the radio, and then and then you fall asleep, but
Froggy and I keep going at it. Wouldn't you feel
kind of pissed off about that?

Speaker 12 (23:58):
Well?

Speaker 20 (23:58):
First of all, I would never sleep.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, Let's say I fell asleep but you and Froggy
kept going. Wouldn't you understand why I would be a
little upset at that?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
No, you fell asleep, so you know, but this is.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
A it's a three it was a three way. Now
it's if I'm asleep, it's now a two way because
I'm not a part of it.

Speaker 12 (24:18):
That if both of you fall asleep, then it's going
to be a one way.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So you're you're saying you're gonna keep on going no
matter what happened.

Speaker 12 (24:31):
You know, if the three of us are in the
race and you you can't make the race, and then
Froggy and I still complete the race, you know you
got no.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
No, not the same. We're talking about a three way
it is. It's not the same, A little different, it's
a lot different. I'm so disappointed in you. I'm so
sorry I called anyway. We'll discuss this later, Okay, I
love you. Have a good day's.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Canceling that three way, Alex candle that I'm.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Gonna drink a cup of espresso before we hop into that.
There's an actual rule. Apparently there's written rules.

Speaker 18 (25:06):
They say the biggest rule in multiple partner play are
threesomes is when one is done, all three of you
are finished.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, and look, that's the thing. If you're gonna have
a three way, you need to set those boundaries and
rules early that may not apply to all three ways though.
Oh wait, I've got Sarah line twenty Sarah. Yes, so
you used to date a couple. They were together romantically,
and you would join in as a third person.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Correct, Yeah, I was the third person.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
And so if one of you fell asleep, if one
of them fell asleep, you would keep going with the other.

Speaker 21 (25:36):
I mean, if they fell asleep during then I guess
that's their own deal. So we would keep going because
it was a mutual agreement.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
So you agreed to it. Okay, all right, well yes,
but in the agreement, did you say, all right, if
one of them falls asleep, the other two are allowed
to keep going. You actually said those words. Yes, No,
listen to you, what froggy?

Speaker 17 (26:00):
No, I agree one hundred percent. Like if we all
enter into this agreement together and and somehow you fall asleep,
then that's on you, that's not on us. And then go, oh,
what do we just sit here and wait or try
to wake you up?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
On us?

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Why?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I just text her. They said, if one of you
falls asleep, then you're all drunk, and that's really then
just reschedule, reschedule for it. You can't re sched.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Well, what are you gonna do it in the middle
of it? Go excuse me, we need to reschedule.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Wake up more like I just I feel like you
were already doing something. So it's not like you're doing
anything new. You're just continuing doing what you were already doing.
But one person tapped.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Out, you're not doing what you were doing. What you
were doing were three people and now there are two.
No one's seeing my point.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
And how the hell would you even know if I
finished or not? When you're sleep and I could lie
to you and say, yeah, yeah, we stopped you.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You wouldn't do that, Danielle, because you you have a
guilty conscience. We didn't finish. I swear we we did
not finish. Right, So Gandhi and Froggy are sleeze. You know,
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Gotta finish what you started.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Okay, Sarah, thank you very much. I appreciate your candor.
I appreciate it very much. Sam Is on twenty two
you swing, you swing? I love that term with your wife.
But you have rules, right Sam?

Speaker 20 (27:11):
Oh, yes, it's a lot of that community has a
lot of rules, I.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Know, but I would assume even though the community has
a set of rules, you may have some that are
more specific to you, like what are your rules with
your wife?

Speaker 20 (27:22):
Absolutely, it's always been if one person sides to tap out,
you both tap out. You go in together, you leave together.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Okay, Se I agree with that. I'm with you. I
will march into battle with you and we'll fall right out.
Do you have any other rules in there?

Speaker 12 (27:35):
Sam?

Speaker 20 (27:37):
Well, I was going to say, respect is a big
thing in this. You know, even between other couples and
yourself and your spouse or whoever you're with, you don't
have enough respect to finish as you started and came
in and stuff, then you know the next time you're
not getting any.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
There you go, Sam, thank you, Thanks for being the
only one who agrees with me. All right, Sam, thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (28:03):
Thank you those lastairs and I at a pleasure.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Thank you. So Garrett wants to know if Daniel and
Sheldon had a threesome with Christina Aguilera and Daniel falls asleep,
would you be mad if Sheldon, your husband, continue with Christina,
and you know.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Because that's his past, so he would have still kept
on going. I don't think that's his past. Anymore, but
back then in her dirty days.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
God, all right, well there you go once again. We
talk and talk can never really solve much.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
I don't know anything about this community or like how
the rules work. It just logically seems like you should
be able to keep going well.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And I think the way we agree to disagree is there.
You know, before you get into a three way you
should you should maybe talk about these things and have
these rules set up.

Speaker 17 (28:46):
Yeah, hypoth feel like if you have a conversation, hey,
if one of us falls asleep, like you're setting yourself
up for who's gonna be who's gonna want to fall
asleep during this?

Speaker 11 (28:54):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
If you don't set up the rules, then the rules
aren't there apparently, So what's scary?

Speaker 18 (28:59):
I would hope no one would fall asleep. I would
hope things are so exciting that no matter.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
What happens, what I'm scary, that's not even a part
of the conversation. So what if it's what? It could
have been a long day? Maybe you're bad and bad
and you're bored me or you know, or too much
drinking or who cares? But if we all stay awake,
what does keep on going till the sun comes up.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 14 (29:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I caught someone red handed in the men's room pretending
to be washing their hands. But by the time you
wash them, it takes the same amount of time to pretend.
It makes no sense.

Speaker 13 (29:52):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I don't even don't know who it is. I don't
he put his He waved his hand under the thing
to make the water come out. Yeah, and then walked out,
thinking that people in the stalls would go, oh, that
guy with the red sneakers washed his hands handed discuss
or maybe yellow handed? Who knows, But why would you

(30:14):
do Why don't you just wash your hands? I don't know.

Speaker 17 (30:17):
That takes more effort to fake it, or just as
much effort than it does just to just do it.
And you really should wash your hands because you touched
things that you Probably.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
People are weird people. I don't know. People are so strange. Hey,
a question in the room while the song was on,
how how many dinners must I buy you before you?
You know, oh, dinners?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I wouldn't go by proper dinners.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Okay, so this is the question someone asked me, And
I'm like, well, I don't really think of it that way.
I think when we're both ready to go for it,
we'll go for it. It has nothing to do with a
number of dinners, but grub pub count Scary, Scary and
Froggy and Nate immediately had a number.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
I know, wait, how many? How many dinners do you
think in time?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Hold on? Hold on. Scary's number has evolved, by the way,
it has increased. One time, Scary said, it takes three dinners.
And after I buy you three dinners, you got to
put out and and we we pushed them out a window.

Speaker 18 (31:12):
I just feel like, if I'm having four or five
dinners with you and and there's nothing going on, there's
no progression, then you're using me for dinner at that point.
So I feel like, then, you know, there has to
be a cutoff. I'm like, you're cut off.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
You think you know enough about somebody after three dinners
to just have such five?

Speaker 17 (31:27):
Now he's got he said three, that's up to five.
Scary says, three is boobs, five is dinner. I mean
five is all Oh my god, So yeah, how many?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
So you're saying out of dinner.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
That sounds like you're saying by the way. I don't
agree with any of this philosophy. I'm just kind of
kind of like hitting the ball around here. So the
question is how many dinners do I have to buy
you before you show me your boobs? That's what you're saying.

Speaker 13 (31:56):
I would imagine that we've and you're.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Saying it's five. Yes, Well, I just hear that the
boobs is three. It is right.

Speaker 18 (32:01):
I just think that after several hours you spend with them,
you're spending like two four, like twelve hours, fourteen hours after.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, and Froggy, you had an answer to thought, don't
sit there and hide.

Speaker 17 (32:12):
I didn't disagree with scary. I think if you three
proper like ordering grub Hub at home doesn't count like
three proper dates. I think you know each other well enough,
maybe you are at least allowed to you know, each
touch each other.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, touch each other? This is, this is and then five.
I think you know this. This conversation is creepy. If
that's the case, creeping me up.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
These men owe you so much, asked because you got
for us all.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
The time about your dinner all the time. But I
don't want any answer this. Okay, you've been so quiet
there Nate, I say it's three.

Speaker 16 (32:44):
That's the number. That's the magic number. I listen, after
three dinners, there's conversation happening, there's meals happening, there's drinks happening.
I think you've known this person long enough to get
a little carnal, but you need a carnal. Yeah, okay,
you need to understand something. In my opinion, I mean,
I give my opinion.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
You may think you know her well enough after three
she may not know you well.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Right.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
What if she's given you three dates obviously doesn't mean
she doesn't mean she wants to have sex with you.
Maybe she's she needs more. Three dates wasn't sex. Let
me finish. Stop it, pull yourself together, your whores.

Speaker 13 (33:20):
It's it's up to them.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I mean, oh see, okay, No, that some what you said. Well,
it's it is up to them. Yeah, it's always up
to them. However, it's up to him to decide whether
to continue dating again.

Speaker 13 (33:30):
That's what he says.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You're saying, I don't want to date you any more
if you don't have sex with me after five dates.
I don't get that.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
So I was just gonna say that. So if you
go out with somebody that you really like and they
after three to five dates, have not let you touch
a boob or have sex with them, You're just not
gonna go out with that person anymore.

Speaker 18 (33:47):
Yeah, because I just feel like I'm being used and
played at that point because she's using me for dinner.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
What if the person doesn't like to get physical that
quickly exactly, That's how I was.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's my that's my that's my point. Just because it's
not on your schedule. If you if you said five
dates and she hasn't done anything, I'm over her. Well,
you may have just thrown away your future and your
love of your life. I'll say it's this.

Speaker 16 (34:11):
I feel like there's more that goes into it than
just dinner, you know what I mean. There's conversation that happens,
and there's the general feel like you just know if
you're being used for dinner, like I'm sure that's happen
as Scary hunts.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I use Scary for dinner all the time. But on
the fourth date or sixth date, depending the person that
you're going out with says my treat well.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Then the oh.

Speaker 17 (34:34):
So it has to do with how much money you're spending. No,
I don't say I'm out on that one though, Okay, yeah,
I'm out on that. I don't care who's paying. I
think if we spend that much time together getting to
know each other, if it's not progressing anywhere, then then
I'm going to look elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
What if I like to wait and I don't want
you touching me, that's fun that I don't like you.
It's that I just that's not me. I'm not that
type of pot.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Maybe we're not maybe maybe we're not compatible, But what if.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
You're throwing away the love of your life?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I didn't she's right there.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I don't know what I mean. Wow, for me trying
to say she put out right away?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
How many dinners?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
How many dinners?

Speaker 17 (35:08):
I don't know exactly how many dinners. I don't know
how many days. I don't know how many dinners. I
know exactly how many day.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
But for the gays, for the gays, it has nothing
to do with dinner, because you don't want to do
anything after eating, you know what I'm saying. No, No, No,
that's not what I mean. It's like I don't I
can't do you while I'm bloated.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
No, I agree, it depends on what I had to.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, our third date was like a big, huge enchilada dinner.
Let's go home and do it. No, not gonna happen now.
At least it was probably twelve days, fifteen days.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
It's okay.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
One, it's clear cutting. There's discretion here, there's.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well no, no, no, but you you made it sound like
it was black and white.

Speaker 18 (35:49):
Clear after five days. If there's nothing, there's no progression.
I'm being used, I'm being played. I'm out and it's
not gonna.

Speaker 22 (35:55):
You don't know that one hundred if she kisses you
and you're spending time together but she doesn't want it
to you know, touchy feely, yet I don't understand why
it has to be that right away.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's my point. That's why I wanted to bring this up.
This is what they were talking about during the song.

Speaker 17 (36:10):
And side boob counts like that counts. You get like
a little side boom count.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Froggy, froggy. Sorry, be nice, producer, Sam is here, I can't.
You're like Night of the Living Dead? Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
At least you got the word living in there.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Did you have a rough night last night?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
I'm just tired. I had two martinis. It wasn't like
I'm not hungover.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I'm just I joined you in one of those martinis.
That was very nice. But your thought here is what.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I don't know, scary.

Speaker 15 (36:38):
I came in halfway, so pardon if I miss something.
But it just sounds like you're judging on a very
narrow level of emotional intelligence. If it's just connected to
that physicality progressing or not.

Speaker 18 (36:48):
I just don't want to be a friend zoned simp
after five dates use it.

Speaker 15 (36:53):
But again, you're just judging it on that one track
that really cuts out an entire spectrum of everything else
that could be going on.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Is what that tells me?

Speaker 13 (37:00):
What else could be going on?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Good question, sweetie, I think you just answered that. With you,
nothing else is going on.

Speaker 18 (37:06):
You guys are talking to your other girlfriend's like, Oh,
I'm going out with this guy and we're using for
a six date. We're gonna go out for dinner and
it's just gonna be non stopping, just pay for everything.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
It's just so weird that you put a number on it.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
I know yours is strictly financial. I think that that's
why it's coming off strange, because if you're really just
looking at a dollar amount to invest in a person
for sex. You can always go to a hooker for
a lot less you can.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Oh, is that the going rate?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
And she'll leave when you're done?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, Nate, she'll leave when you're done, Nate, Froggy help,
think you're on your own. You're in a bad spot
when you're asking me for help. Anyway, I just wanted
you to hear one of the conversations. What are the
many conversations we have while the song's playing? This is Christy, Hi, Christy, Hello.
You're going on a second date this weekend, and the

(37:55):
thought of expectations it has you thinking, what.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
I don't think there are expectations, but I'm pretty sure
I know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Are you gonna smash?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Second date?

Speaker 19 (38:11):
The first date went really good, So like we've had
really good conversations all week, and like it's gonna happen.

Speaker 16 (38:17):
Can I ask a question if you don't smash, are
you gonna be disappointed?

Speaker 13 (38:20):
Christy?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Maybe? Right? Well, you don't know you have to go
on the second date then you'll know. That's my point.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
You don't know till it's right. It could be two dates.
It could be you could go four dates for this
guy and still not do it.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
If it's yeah, what if it's a person who like
is so used to like always just getting it on
the first and second date, but he like is not
really into the girls whatever, and he's the one who says,
you know what, I really like this girl. I'm gonna
take it slow because this is something that I think
can last. What about that scared?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It also depends on what Christy wants.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, well, you know, you know that I would go slow.

Speaker 19 (38:59):
I would take time because it's fun right now.

Speaker 16 (39:02):
It's nie.

Speaker 10 (39:03):
Still.

Speaker 18 (39:03):
The more you get to know somebody, the more you
develop feelings unless you're using them, and then you just
sit there and just put up the stop sign and say,
you know, all right.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Well there he goes Christy, thank you very much, and
good luck on it second date.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, helpe me smashed.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Good luck to him too.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
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Speaker 2 (40:40):
This is Alista in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Question for you, what is your favorite teen show of
all times?

Speaker 11 (40:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
They say these are the shows that prominently featured characters
between the ages of thirteen and nineteen, and they tackle
teen issues. I'll tell you. Entertainment Weekly did their fifty
best teen shows of all time. Friday Night Lights was
number one. Oh wow, wow, that was a great show.
Of course, I was long after being a teen when

(41:13):
I was watching Friday. So I mean, Danielle your favorite
teen show all the time?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Dawson's Creek yeap?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Oh my gosh, I was an adult.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I love that in Felicity who obsessed?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I know, but it's like you were you already had
seven kids.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
By No, I don't, I don't have don't have seven kids.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Let you go to your favorite teen show, oh.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Man, I would have to go with The Fresh Prince
of bel Air.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Wow. So that was in reruns when you were watching Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
It was in reruns. And I used to come home
from school because I wasn't allowed to watch TV until
I was like fifty, and I would come home from
school and sneak and watch the fresh prince.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
It was always what was it like growing up in
a house where you were not allowed to watch TV?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I felt very out of touch about a lot of things,
you know, like kids would be talking about, Oh did
you see blah blah blah, and I never saw what
was going on. I never had any idea what was
happening on, you know, anything cable, for sure, because once
I was allowed to watch TV, it was only Network,
and I would go to stores and I would buy
everything or just sit in the magazine section and read
about what was going on, so that I could have
to date a whole.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Of the world out there that we wanted to discover. Yes,
So when you were finally allowed to watch TV, did
you dive in and not leave your room for like
like three weeks?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Once.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Once I was actually allowed to watch TV, there wasn't
a ton of stuff that was on that I thought
was all that interesting. And it's kind of still the
same now. I don't watch a ton of TV. And
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I'm
so thankful my parents did it that way because I
felt like I just did a lot more, actually did
more things than stay home and either play a video
game or watch team.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
What about movies? Did you watch movies?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I could go to movies with people, but like at home,
really we didn't. I mean, every now and then my
parents would rent something and I'd try to sneak and
watch it behind them.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Well, there was a time during the earlier days of
our show, I didn't have a TV at all. I
didn't have I don't remember that. And we would come
in to market. We would come into the show and
everyone would be talking about, well, we're a pop culture show,
so we need to talk about the shows. I'm like,
I don't know what you're talking about. Well, last night
Hills two and oh, I don't know. Is that a

(43:13):
zip code? I don't know. So, Froggy, what's your favorite
team show?

Speaker 17 (43:17):
Oh, totally Saved by the Bell? I watched all the time.
I had to Save by the Bell? Right, what about
you scary?

Speaker 18 (43:24):
You just said it, Beverly Hills nine O two one
oh graduate, Yeah, absolutely, Nate.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Did you have a favorite teen show some some teen
murder show. No, it wasn't about murder. It was charmed
you guys.

Speaker 16 (43:36):
Remember I had such a crush on Alyssa Milano and
Holly Marie Combs right next show.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Well, the top ten according to Entertainment Weekly. Number one,
like I said, Friday Night Lights. Number two Buffy the
Vampire Slayer. Number three is the OC number four of
Beverly Hills. Nine O two one O the fifth teen
show of all time. Favorite on the Entertainment Weekly list
was Freaks and Geeks on NBC, and then Gilmore Girls,
My So Called Life and Veronica Mars. Number nine was

(44:05):
The Fresh Prince of bel Air. Number ten was Dawson's Creek.

Speaker 13 (44:08):
Nice look at that.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Other highlights on the list de Grassy, Oh yeah, the
Next Generation, The Wonder Years, a Different World, Happy Days.
That's an old one, saved by the Bell Glee on
the Nicole on line twenty four, let's ask her. I'm
just kind of curious, Nicole, your favorite team show of
all time?

Speaker 23 (44:29):
One Tree Hill?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, One Tree Hill?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
That was one too.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
That was Chad Michael.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yeah. Did you think he was hot?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Nicole?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Is that why you watched?

Speaker 23 (44:39):
Well?

Speaker 5 (44:39):
I actually was a Nate girl and I'm not sure
of the actor who played him, but I went more
for the dark haired guy.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, but cha Chad and Michael Murray was that his name?

Speaker 19 (44:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
He was that brooding type. I don't think he ever
smiled one time entire Did you ever see him smile, Nicole?

Speaker 5 (44:58):
No, he was always posing with his hand kind of
like in his pocket.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, kind of wondering what he's doing. Thank you for listening.
A guy named James Lafferty played Nate.

Speaker 24 (45:10):
Yes, yes, sans Lafferty, So go do a search on him.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
You guys, you guys are the best.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Thank you very much. Have a great day. Okay you
as well.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
You know something I've noticed, but one line we hear
a lot in this room is, oh, guys, you know,
I don't mean to be creepy, but you know that
when Froggies or anyone says I don't mean to be creepy,
but you know that whatever is about to come out
is going to be ten times creepier now.

Speaker 17 (45:37):
That you said that, right. But what I'm saying is
that I'm not creepy. But what I'm about to say
may sound creepy, but it doesn't make me in total creepy.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
So what you're saying is you're trying to separate yourself
from what you're saying, which makes no sense. You're saying
you're creepy.

Speaker 17 (45:55):
I'm about to say is a very small part of
the other part of me. But this part is creepy.
But the rest of it is. So you're saying you
are wired with some creepiness.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 13 (46:05):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
We all have a little creepiness.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Oh I'm superpy.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, like the creepiest person. I'm not creepy. And you's
got a lot of creep going on in there.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, creep Mine creep is a different type of.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Creep I don't know. You know, who's really creepy is
straight innate because he thinks. Because you know, I'll tell
you why, Because you you sugarcoat things you say, and
the sugarcoating of things you say makes it creepy. Why
you put me on blasts like that, Elvis? Really, come on,
I mean, listen to you do horoscopes. That's as creepy
as it gets.

Speaker 16 (46:36):
Bro Enthusiasm, that's not creepiness. You guys are mixed up
enthusiasm and being nice for being creepy. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Well, you know, and I will say to your defense.
People used to accuse mister Rogers of being creepy because
he was always so super nice to kids and understanding
so much so that people thought it was overboard. But
it turns out he was a saint on the mids.
Come on, no, no, you're not. No, No, that was creepy.
What you just said was creepy.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Yes, Kandy, what I had a soccer coach who used
to make us run extra laps if we ever set
a sentence that had butt in it, because he said,
when you say things and then you had a butt,
whatever you said before that butt is negated. So I'm
not racist, but racist statement. I'm not creepy, but creepy statement.
You know what you're doing. So we used to have
trouble for that. Shout out to Kenny. It was terrible,

(47:27):
but it taught me a lot.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
You know it, really it's it's true. Okay, don't take
this the wrong way, but okay, I'm gonna take it
the right way, which is not good. Yeah, scary, you know.

Speaker 18 (47:41):
The self the self awareness moment of that statement lessons
the creep or lessons, as Froggy was trying to explain earlier,
It takes it away because you saying I acknowledge that,
and it's again it's a distancing yourself from the actual
one and about to say thing I'm just.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Forty Okay, you're what you're saying is okay, I'm about
to say something creepy is what you're saying, which therefore
means you're creepy. I'm not saying being creepy is awful,
not all the time. Oh, creepy can be fun. But
I'm just saying when it's just like Gandhi just said, Hey,
what am I about to say? Isn't I don't mean
for it to be racist because I'm not a racist,

(48:22):
but well, okay, you're about to say something very racist here.

Speaker 17 (48:26):
We sometimes being funny is creepy, Like for example, I
told you about the Santa Claus the one times it says,
you know, sometimes naughty is nice. You know that's a
little creepy, but it's also very funny.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
It is funny.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
It's like, I'm not trying to be rude, but I
don't mean to hurt your feelings.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
But no, you do.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
You're gonna be rude and you're gonna hurt my feelings.
Just eighty six that part and get right to it.

Speaker 17 (48:48):
Yeah, I don't mean this in a bad way, but yeah, exactly,
but it's bad in.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Other words, Santa is about to sound creepy. It's just
no way around it. Exactly. You can't negate it scary.
You're saying, well, just because you say you're about to
say something creepy makes it less creepy. No.

Speaker 18 (49:05):
No, But also, creepy is an opinion. If you think
about it, that's someone anything else, it's an opinion of you.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
You, you might have me.

Speaker 17 (49:13):
Yeah, I think it's more who says it's scary scary.
If you say it, it comes out as creepy. If
somebody who's really attractive says it, well, then and I
don't mean that rudely. I'm just saying that if if
it's somebody that Danielle or Gandhi are attracted to, then
it's not creepy anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Then it's like, oh, it's flattering.

Speaker 13 (49:28):
It's a double standard.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
No, it's just a fact.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
The only difference between creepy and romantic is how attracted
you are to somebody. Because of a person you're attracted
to shows up at your job with flowers, awesome. If
somebody that I have nothing involved with shows up with flowers,
I might call the cops.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You don't call the cops.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Difference.

Speaker 25 (49:52):
Oh Lord, Elvistern in the morning show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Who doesn't love a good old Froggy Phone tap? Froggy,
what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 17 (50:15):
Well, today Gina is phone tapping her mom Sandra. See,
they're renting a house in the Bahamas for the summertime vacation,
and the whole family's going.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Well, we got a problem. We're gonna have to move
that vacation by a week. You can't do things like that, Frog.

Speaker 17 (50:32):
So I call Sandra as the management company and let
her know that, well, you're not coming that week.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
You're gonna have to come the week after. Oh no,
And she gets a little bit upset. All right, Froggy
never disappoints us with his phone tabs. Here we go,
the Froggy phone tap, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, I'm looking for Sandra. Please.

Speaker 24 (50:53):
Hello, I'm Sandra.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Hi, Sandra, this.

Speaker 17 (50:55):
Is Andy from the management company that you have rented
the house from in the Bahama.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yes, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I'm doing fabulous? How are you today?

Speaker 10 (51:04):
Really great?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Can't wait to come?

Speaker 17 (51:06):
Oh you know what, we're looking very forward to your
arrival here in the Bahamas, because as you know, no
worries here. But I just need to make a quick
change to your reservation and I wanted to run the
change by you really quickly. Ahead, I've got you arriving
on the twenty first and departing on the twenty eighth.
Is that correct? Yes, you would arrive on your initial

(51:27):
departure date of the twenty eighth and stay through the weekend.

Speaker 8 (51:31):
That sounds lovely.

Speaker 26 (51:32):
But I have got like friends and family that have all.

Speaker 24 (51:35):
Bought tickets and we booked the house for those dates,
and that's the fateful take, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
It's just not going to work those days.

Speaker 17 (51:43):
We've had some circumstances come up here at the property.

Speaker 26 (51:47):
Unfortunately, as you know, when you got seventeen people that
I'll have people have tickets time up with watch.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
We are coming and that is that.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Well, you're not going to be able to stay at
my house, ma'am. Oh, yes we are. There's no way you'll.

Speaker 17 (52:01):
Get the keys because I have them unless you show
up on the twenty eighth and depart on the fifth.
Oh dear God, please look down upon Sandra and grant
her the ability to be a better person and using
such foul language. Give Sandra the strength to be a

(52:26):
better person and not use such language. Oh, yes, I'm back.
I was just speaking with my boss, and yeah, I
was speaking. I was speaking on the boss and he
said that he can't give me an answer right now,
but he'll send me a sign. Man, as soon as
I get the sign, I'll let you know if we're
able to move it. But please pretend she didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 17 (52:57):
Actually, mom's this frog I from Elmos the rand in
the Morning show, and you've been phone.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Tapped the Elvisan show.

Speaker 17 (53:05):
You need to reach out to us and said that
this vacation is like the most important thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
To take a deep breath moment.

Speaker 20 (53:13):
Sorry, I love you.

Speaker 23 (53:14):
I'm really excited to vacation with you.

Speaker 20 (53:18):
Oh man, I was really brucie.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded
with permission granted by all.

Speaker 14 (53:27):
Participates the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I had a whole list of things to talk about today.
Let's see bad sex with a coworker.

Speaker 17 (53:39):
Oh see, Oh, it wasn't that bad when we did it.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Stops. Yes, awful, it was too very much. Hey, kind
of on a serious note, have you have you ever
had to tell someone to stay away from you for good?

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Have you ever to a point in your relationship with
someone a friendship right, and you're like, this person is toxic.
I don't have room for them in my mind or
in my heart. I don't have I don't have the
whatever to deal with them.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
I had to do it because someone stepped up the boundaries.
So I was very close friends with this guy, and
Sheldon and I were dating, and at one point I
think he knew Sheldon and I were getting serious, and
so he took it upon himself to tell me how
he felt about me and write me a letter and
all this stuff. And it got to the point where

(54:37):
I said, we can no longer be friends because you
stepped over that boundary. And Sheldon wasn't comfortable and I
wasn't comfortable. And the saddest part is that we were
so close, we were such good friends, and we haven't
talked since. But I mean, you know, he unfortunately did
something he probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Wow, that sounds serious. Yeah, what if it's just through
a life of separation. I have a friend who had
a cousin in the family, and they haven't seen this
cousin in a long time. And then out of nowhere,
they said, let's call them see if he wants to
come over. And the guy said, you know what, let's
let's just stay away from each other for good. We

(55:17):
really have nothing in common. Oh wow, you could easily
just say no, I'm busy. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
But no, it was like, we have nothing in common.
I really don't have any any room in my heart
or in my head for you. I'm so busy, so
let's not worry about it. Let's just agree to go
separate ways.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I think that would definitely happen.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
We definitely could, and and it is kind of a
clean way of taking care of it, like okay, done.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
It is.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
And I think at certain points in your life you
do have less in common with people that you had
things in common with at one point. If you have
kids and they don't, or if you know they move
and you don't. I mean, there's all kinds of things
that happen in life.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
All right. I have a list of people I want
to do just too unpotunately for you, and none of
them are in this room. You could make a phone
call for me. This is one of those things in life.
I mean, do you really I don't know, do you
really want to cut cut it off cleanly like that?
But then you never have to worry about it again,

(56:15):
or you feel like a schmuck. You're like, man, never mind,
I'll just I'll just run away from them every time
they text me melody.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Oh sorry. I feel like most of the time it's
one person calling the braakes, not not both people.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Probably yea melody from Jacksonville to Online twenty. You actually
had a friend break up with you? Is that true?
It is what happened.

Speaker 23 (56:40):
Well, I had She was a super good friend and
I just had a span of years where a lot
was going on. My mom passed away. She was there.
I danced in her living room the night before my
mom's funeral. Late We've had sick kids together, Bob, and
she was just like, after a while, she just said,

(57:02):
you have too much. And she had smaller children after
you know, she had like another baby, and so she
was just like, I can't do it anymore. I can't
deal with Yeah. She was like, I can't handle my
own stuff, with my own special needs child and my
new baby and yours, and and so she was just like,

(57:24):
I just let me have it, let me sit back
and let me deal with my life, and then when
I'm ready, I'll give you a call.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Okay, Well, so question did she? Did she drop her
other friends? Or was it you in particular you just
brought too much angst into her life or something? How
did she explain that?

Speaker 23 (57:42):
If she didn't, I just she just she was just like,
let she sent me a text message and she was like,
let me be honest, and so I don't know I did.
I just so I gave her you know that time.
I just didn't respond back. I'm just like, okay, well
if she if she loves me, yeah, yeah, it's gonna
be weird.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Did that make you feel like like okay, what did
I It made you start processing it like what did
I do wrong? What's I don't know?

Speaker 12 (58:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (58:08):
Or how can I be a better friend?

Speaker 5 (58:09):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Okay? See it's good that that's how you took it,
and you weren't like so pissed off and angry like
you took it that way and thinking like okay, maybe
I did do something.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yet right, and you probably have other friends in your circle,
so you're fine, You're good.

Speaker 23 (58:27):
Yeah, I do, I have I have a couple other friends.
I have purple, purposeful friends.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
How about that.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, that's very important. And you know, keep in mind
she could be going through something that we just don't understand.
I don't know anyway. Well, Melody, Uh, sorry you got dumped.
It's gonna be okay. But uh, you sound like you're
totally fine, and so I like hearing that in your voice.
That's cool, And thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 23 (58:52):
Of course I do every morning.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Thank you. Have a good day, you know, because right
now I'm thinking, you know, a lot of us are
coming up of the pandemic during we just shut it down,
right then all of a sudden, all the pressures are back.
The calendar is starting to fill up again. More people
have expectations for us, and we're just accustomed to sitting
on the couch and just being independent, right and living

(59:15):
in her own little bubble, on our own little island.
So I have found that since life is starting to
come back, it's a little frustrating and I don't have
I don't have the space in my life for a
lot of the things and a lot of the people
that want that space. Yep, so this is interesting. Yeah,
what's up frog, Elvis.

Speaker 17 (59:33):
Have you ever gotten upset with somebody and said something
that you probably didn't mean?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Never?

Speaker 17 (59:41):
So we all know the person that I was friends
with and I had a disagreement with her and I
told her I don't ever want to talk to you again.
That was about ten years ago. We never spoke again
after that conversation. Ever, she took me up on that offer,
and that was it. And at that time I meant it,
but I didn't think it was going to go that way,

(01:00:02):
and it did. And so you gotta be careful when
you tell somebody, hey, I'll never want to talk to
you again. They might take you up on that, So
be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
When you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
You don't say unless you mean it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah, yeah, don't don't. Don't shoot that bullet unless you
want to hit the target. You know what I'm saying.
I see that, Yeah I did. I don't know. I
just see the beauty in cutting it off clean, cleanly.
If you know that, it's they're not going to serve
any purpose in your life in the future, and you
really aren't going to really want to be there for
them if God forbid. They do have an issue, right,

(01:00:33):
so you gotta find a way to let it go
before it gets nasty. Hey, Kristin is online twenty two
had to go her separate ways from someone. The problem
was it was her neighbor. That's really close to home, right, Kristin.

Speaker 10 (01:00:47):
A little like right next door?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Hi, I a lot. Hi, that's going to be very
very very very strenuous on you having a neighbor you
cut off. So things were just not going like you
wanted them to go as far as the friendship goes.

Speaker 21 (01:01:02):
We had just in like a three year history a
couple where she sort of just went off on me
for different and I'm a very kind person and stuff.
But then one Christmas she uh left and sort of
told me that and said she had a dog sitter.

(01:01:23):
So it was over a dog and I didn't see
anyone go by. So I spent my time just sort
of going over there to keep her house and making
sure and still didn't see anyone coming by. And then
I confronted her with it very nicely over text message,

(01:01:45):
just saying this is this is not acceptable. You know
some people you know in so many words, you shouldn't
have a dog. So she took offense to that, and
there it goes. And she told me that, you know,
stay at our business and she has enough friends, and
I said, cool, I'll put your team your mailbox.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
And that was it.

Speaker 21 (01:02:08):
It sort of and we, you know, will be out
working in the yard at the same time. Sort of,
you know, just ignoring another human person.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Yeah, that is somewhat somewhat uncomfortable. Yeah, but when when
you have them as a neighbor, that's a whole new concept.
Like wow, but look, you know, you just don't see
ey eye. Just because we're both humans doesn't mean we
hate each other. It's just we're just not supposed to

(01:02:39):
be around each other. We're not meant to be friends.
And as soon as you can buy into that fact
and that concept, you're good. Let it go, Like, Okay,
we just are meant to be I have one friend
from my past. It's the same thing, Kristen, not a neighbor.
But we just agreed. We just we agree that we're
never going to agree on anything. We don't we don't
have the same expectations from life and this and that.

(01:03:01):
So we just let's this call it today and actually
it was. It was relieving to be able to just
let each other go. I don't know, well, good luck
with that. Either you move or you just see you're
out there gardening every day. What are you going to do?
You know?

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Right?

Speaker 21 (01:03:13):
But I just I just need to say that that
if anything happened, I would go to a rescue if needed.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
I mean, I'm not.

Speaker 14 (01:04:19):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
So I was reading this morning. There is a guy,
a best of Time much author. His name is Dan Gutner.
He's traveled the globe studying how people live long, happy lives,
and in a recent interview he kind of laid out
the top eight habits of the world's happiest people based
on research and all the people he's met. He says,

(01:04:49):
there are eight things you can do to feel happier
every day. Are we ready to explore?

Speaker 13 (01:04:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Do I have your attention?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yes? Number one, you need to get at least eight
hours of sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
One damn it is that at once?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Or can that be added up?

Speaker 20 (01:05:08):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
You cannot add sleep. I had a sleep doctor tell
me that the happiest people sleep eight to nine and
a half hours a night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Well, there goes that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Number two. You need to eat a plant based breakfast.
We're off to the work. Why is this funny? Why
this isn't funny for.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Breakfast two days ago? I mean, really, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Like bacon sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
He's saying. The happiest people on earth stay away from
too much meat and dairy in the morning and sugary cereal. No.

Speaker 13 (01:05:43):
Number three.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Number three from the list of eight habits of the
World's Happiest people. This is a good one. Socialize the
more the better. I deally with people you like. Of course.
I think we get our quota every day here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Yeah, we have that definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Also another habit of the world's happiest people volunteer.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
People who tend to feel happier, more satisfied with their lives,
and a fewer symptoms of depression are ones who are volunteering.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Hell's hmm, I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Got I gotta work on that one. Number five. Take naps.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Absolutely, We're on top of that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Yeah, okay, like quick power naps thirty minutes or less.
It leaves you more focused.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
I like it's more of a sleep than a nap.
Knock out For a couple hours.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Well, Daniel, how come you can't take like a thirty
minute nap.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
I mean I can, It's just not the same as
a two hour nap.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
You know what, Alex will come home and PLoP down
on the couch and close his eyes. He'll I'm just
gonna take a quick nap and he'll wake up three
hours later. I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Oh good for him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
He's like, I said, don't you miss those three hours?
You could have been doing something. No, I did something.
It was called napping. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, quick power naps,
they say thirty minutes or less leave you more focused, creative,
and productive. And that's on top of the nine and
a half hours of sleep you need to get every night.
The number six on the list I love from the
eight Habits of the World's Happiest People. Have faith. Doesn't

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matter what you believe in. Studies show people who are
religious or faithful or are more likely to describe themselves
as very happy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
I believe that ye.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Believing in the power of the universe, believing in the
power of God. You know, whatever it is you're believing in,
you need to believe, believe in it more. It's good
for you. Any question so far? No, keep going. Number seven,
limit your TV and social media. Are you ready for this? Yeah,
he's saying the happiest people. The ideal amount is no

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more than thirty minutes of a day of each I
totally TV and social media. The problem is, you know,
some of the shows we watch are more than thirty
minutes long. Right, So that's one show and a quick
skim of your favorite social media platforms and boom, you're done.
Anyone with me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
I think when you're on social media all day, all
you're doing is looking at other people's lives and comparing
yourself to you know, do you meet the right standards?
Are you pretty enough? Are you skinny enough? Are you
happy enough? All of these different things and you could
easily just get away from that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
All right, here's one, the last one on the list
of the eight habits of the World's Happiest People. Number
eight maybe not doable for most of us. Do not
work full time?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Oh come on, what how do I not do that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Right? Okay? The people here yelling who have a four
hour a day job, five days a week.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
No, but there's so much outside of work that we
still do. But also like, let's take us out of
the mix. The everyday american can't afford that anymore. Most
people have a full time job and still need another
job with the costs of everything. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Well, but hear him out, and maybe it could help
you augment a little bit. Do not work full time.
You won't be happy if you can't make ends meet.
But in a perfect world, part time is better. People
who work less than thirty five hours a week tend
to be the happiest people overall. Yeah, and there you go.
So in other words, you gotta find ways to cut corners,

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be less productive at work. I don't know, remember when
you said last week you really should only be giving
eighty five percent at work, not one hundred percent. Yes,
I think this sort of I think this sort of
plays into that a little bit, just saying if you
if you work too hard, you're missing out on other
things that could be more enjoyable, taking care of yourself,
going on walks, hanging out with people, socializing, traveling, whatever. No, No,

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we got to work, we got we have that. But
he's he's just say, fine, ways to uh, let's skip
out a little bit to take it take a day
off here and there. Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 18 (01:09:48):
But how do you strike a healthy balance between working
hard and slacking off? I mean, I feel like there's
like a fine line there or something or you know, something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
That he's there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:09:58):
I mean I feel like if you're not paying attention
or you're doing something out of sorts, you know, you
get reprimanded for it.

Speaker 13 (01:10:06):
So and that could be the fifteen percent that you're
pulling back on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
I don't know. I just I'm just saying what the
guy is talking about. Why you're yelling at me? It's
it's interesting exercises not on the list, not on this list. Anyway,
I thought it was.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Well, it's it's so well in covering again, eight hours
of sleep, at least, eat a plant based breakfast, socialized volunteer,
take naps, have faith, limit your TV and social media.
It don't work. Yeah, Okay, the last one is a
little iffy. Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Okay, who wrote this list?

Speaker 20 (01:10:43):
Right?

Speaker 16 (01:10:43):
Because I think this has something to do with maybe
where you live?

Speaker 20 (01:10:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Well, he traveled Okay, keep in mind, I'll repeat it. Dan,
Bututner is an author. He traveled the globe studying how
people live and how they live longer and live happy lives,
and he laid out these top eight habits of the
people he was interviewing who seemed to be the happiest people.
That's it.

Speaker 16 (01:11:05):
So maybe where these people are, they're just naturally happier
because they're in Costa Rica or something.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
It could be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
It could be, it could be the environment they live in.
Absolutely it could be. But I mean these are things
they all had in common. Getting more sleep, eating better, socializing, volunteering.
I mean, those are very to me, those seem very
solid benchmarks.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Definitely. Yeah, just makes me nervous because eight hours of sleep,
Come on, I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Would love to do. I don't. I don't even know
what that is. I mean, I don't think I've ever
had eight hours to sleep, not in the past thirty years.
But hey, let me ask you a question. If someone
tells you something in confidence and you swear I'm not
gonna I will never ever say this to anyone what
you just told me, is it still okay to tell

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your significant other? No, exactly, you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
Won't tell any exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Well know that that that is the foundation of what
was told you. Look, I'm gonna trust you with something,
but you can't tell anyone. See, and then you go home,
you tell your signific significant other. People think they're different
than that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I don't feel like you have to say or Sheldon,
like when you're talking to me and you say, don't
tell anyone, not even Sheldon, like that has to be
in the equation. If not Sheldon's gonna find out, it's
I tell them everything.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Exactly. I bring this up because this was a debate
between several of us several days ago. Oh, like, well,
you told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't,
but I did share it with my significant other exactly.
It is a person point.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Don't you just feel like your other half is just
kind of like just an extension of yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
So that's that's the debate. But no, I don't. But
if someone says, hey, don't tell anyone, I'm not. I'm
not gonna tell Alex. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
share that with him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
See, my mom always does prefacesm with Danielle. Don't even
tell Sheldon all the time because if there's something she
does she's embarrassed about or whatever, she's like, Please, I
know you're gonna tell him, don't tell him like she knows,
she knows to tell me that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
And do you go home and tell him anywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
No, then I will. If it's something like what my
mom that's embarrassing and she really wants to keep it,
then I won't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Tell him, right, Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Anyway, ye anything else?

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Oh my god, I'm like, so shook it right now,
because I'm thinking of all the times that I've said
something to one of my friends and said, don't tell anyone,
and then does there significant other No?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Well, because if there's significant other knows, then they may
tell someone and then it starts to multiply.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Ah, right, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Hell on earth. Oh my god, Hell on Earth?

Speaker 12 (01:13:46):
What up?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Mate? I think that was It was a Seinfeld episode,
wasn't it.

Speaker 16 (01:13:49):
I think it's generally implied if you tell something to
someone the significant other finds out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
No, my god, even I thought this is I like
this text. As long as they're not in the same friend,
then it's okay, Kennedy. Someone else says, when you're married,
you become one person, So technically you didn't tell anyone.
We're not one person, we're two different people. We're two

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different people. I don't want to be the same person
as anyone else. I'm me and they're them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Do you guys remember the Pretty Little Liar's theme song
to the show. These two can keep a secret if
one of them is dead. Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
There you go, all right, I'm going to tell you something.
Then I'm going to have to kill you. I'm always
amazed at stories from my friends, but when they're growing
up and how their brothers used to take their dolls
and destroy them. Danielle, your brother Roy, did he ever
steal your barbies? And just like the oh yeah, I

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think it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Was more like put the body parts together from other
dolls and try to make something else out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
He tried to doctor Frankenstein like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
An arm from g I Joe. Let's see if this
fits the wonder one doll I had. Let's see if
her head goes here, you know that type of stuff.
My brother was vicious though. He took my Teddy rupskin.
You remember the Teddy repskin that talked yes, spin whatever
the hell it was called.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
The bear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
He slammed that thing against the wall and it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Isn't this how Jeffrey Dahmer got started.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
I know my brother's a good guy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Okay, but but see, I think that takes creativity to
take the parts from different dolls and make a whole
new doll. It is very doctor Frankenstein is very frank
What about you, ye, Barny, And you didn't have a brother.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
I had a sister. She was so nice to me,
so that doesn't count. However, one of my best friends
when I was younger, Nick Nick Grandaminico, if anyone's listening,
his little sister was having a birthday, and they baked
all these cupcakes so she could take them into school.
He dismembered a bunch of little dolls and stuck the
body parts and the cupcakes, so when the kids bit
into them, they were eating like.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
An arm ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
I know, we ruined her birthday and the doll.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Oh what was his last name?

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Grandamnico?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
His first name Nick Nick Nick Grandamnico. I said this
a long time ago. I love it when people tell
childhood stories about their friends, you always have to use
their first and last name.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yeah we're still friends, but yeah, my.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Mom still does that. When my mom's telling me a
story about one of her friends, she always uses their
last name and go Ma, you only have one lady
named Edna in your life. I don't I know who
you're last name.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I love it. I think it needs to have the
last name seriously for sure. Yeah Frog.

Speaker 17 (01:16:32):
My mom used to always say, you're not to hang
out with that Andy burke Hart or that Greg Broughton kid.
They are bad news. I always got in trouble with him.
Every time I did something with Andy or Greg, always
got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
But Scary used to be on the other side. He
was the one that destroyed the dolls.

Speaker 18 (01:16:48):
When my sister and I used to fight like cats
and dogs, and when we were angry with each other,
forget about it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
I used to take the doll.

Speaker 18 (01:16:54):
I used to rip the barbie heads off, and I
used to used to put them at the bottom of
the toilet. So when she used to go and see
the bathroom into the bathroom, she would see it staring
back at her. And they're flowing blonde hair and just
a head at the bottom of the toy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Jeffrey Dahmer gott Yeah, the toilet, hey, speaking of it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
And they're not barbies, they're larger dolls. Do you did
you did? We all grew up with that one friend
that love to decorate the house with doll parts, like
put them in the trees out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Front, and there's always that house.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yeah. Well see, of course those people that live in
those houses were always my friends. They all you know,
goth down. They all were black and black makeup, and
they would they would go to tag sails and things
and buy these dolls, like you know, the foot tall
dolls Barbie. They take the heads off and they hang
them in trees and things. Wow, that was always the fun,

(01:17:48):
the fun friends. Okay, another way Jeffrey Dahmer got started. Yes, right,
But there's nothing I don't know, is there? Is it
supposed to be creepy to hang dolls in the trees
out front?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
It's always in like the weird New Jersey magazine and
it's like that used to avoid.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
The creepy dolls my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Yeah, I like, is it creepy to have a hanging
doll head outside your house?

Speaker 19 (01:18:12):
People?

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Let me read this, uh this text. My sisters and
I would play Barbies, and she always made Ken cheat
on Barbie. So she made Barbie smack Ken so hard
his head popped off and never went back on. So
Ken had a tan body and a white head too
much more. My brother, My brother would take a black

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sharpian colored hair in the armpits and privates on my Barbies.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Well that's nice, yeah, hippie Barbie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
It's time for Barbie to get a bush. It's new
bush Barbie. Yeah, Nate, what's up? I didn't have any sisters.

Speaker 16 (01:18:58):
Could you actually order the replacement head if somebody cut.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
The hair off?

Speaker 16 (01:19:02):
I don't know, because if somebody, I guess that was
was that a popular.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Probably just would replace the doll because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Of you know, really, yeah, I thought you could get
a replacement hair.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I don't think they have what.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Maybe like a they come in sets of three.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, I mean they like the Barbie that you could
grow her hair and then cut her hair, and then
grow her hair again and keep cutting it. So I
think they must have had replacements for stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
I guess. I mean, how much word Barbie dolls were?
How much are they are? The expensive?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
They were kind of like expensive?

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Yeah, now what does it mean? It depends like you
can get one for like fifteen bucks. Now, oh okay,
It depends on the type you want, like you know,
if it's elaborate, has lots of outfits. You know, different
things are different.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
So if I was a parent, I would just buy
lots of them for replacement parts.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Yea, yeah, just in case.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Little Annie lust an arm in our Barbie No problem,
I arms in the open closet. Then you just don't hope,
you know, the police go in there and find all these, yes, right,
dismembered bar dismembered Barbie dolls, because that how Jeffrey Dahmer
got started.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Right, There's no way you can really explain that away.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
All right, There you have it. So that's our topic
of the day. If you want to spread it to
your friends at work, did your brother used to mutilate
your Barbie dolls and isaacs?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Hey, this is Taylor Swist.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Hi, this is Harry.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
This is and you're listening to Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
You're just talking about how here in New York City,
the ice cream trucks are rolling through neighborhoods and they're
playing their music so loud that it's causing people to
call nine one one oh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
I mean a little extreme.

Speaker 27 (01:20:45):
Shut up, Shut the hell up, give me id.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Stop driving on my law.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Soft the music make you even angry.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Well, I'll tell you why a lot of parents hate it,
because they set their kids down and try to have
a family dinner, and then all of a sudden they
hear and they chidimmymimmy, eat you shofty shot, eat your
peas and character.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
We were at.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Soccer practice the other night and we finished right before
dinner time. But the ice cream man is not stupid.
He knows what time soccer practice stops, and he pulls
up right beside the fence.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Mommy, your drug dealers coming down the street again. Go
buy your nibals. Daddy likes you animals you buy from
the ice cream bat. I remember when I was a kid,
we had an ice cream truck guy, and sure enough
he was busted because he was he was selling pre
roll joints. And I'm like, Daddy, I just want one
of those Ulu Fudges. That's all I want. That was

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like in the movie Friday, Big Perms. I'm sorry, what
was that?

Speaker 17 (01:21:53):
I was like in the movie Friday they got Big
perm He was selling drugs and we also had an
ice cream truck.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
You don't know what Ulu fudge was? Heard a popsicles
and look up Ulu Fudge. It's the same. It's the
same shape as that red, white and blue thing. What's
that thing? Rocket pop, rocket pop fudge, whatever you want
to call it, anyway you slice it lu Fudge. You
don't see Ulufudge?

Speaker 28 (01:22:15):
No, oh like oh oh l o o ouhlluh am.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
I the only one who's had Ulufudge called what's that scary?

Speaker 13 (01:22:32):
In our neighborhood, we had Custard King.

Speaker 18 (01:22:34):
We didn't have mister Softy, and we had the music,
that annoying music that they used to play, but they
used to they changed it where they had only one
bell could ring.

Speaker 13 (01:22:43):
In twenty second interview interval.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Ulu Fudge is live in England. It looks like is
that a band.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
To see Ludge?

Speaker 26 (01:22:54):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
If anyone remembers Ulu Fudge, would you please text me Ulufudge.
We go to six Flags No, no, no, tell you the
six Flags over Texas. When I grew up in Dallas. Yeah,
on Friday nights, I go to it. I couldn't sleep
because knew Saturday morning we were going to six Flags,
and I just couldn't wait to get on that runaway
mind train. And I knew they had Ulu Fudge waiting
for big Daddy. Well, little Daddy, there was Little Jenny.

(01:23:16):
Jenny's calling about the ice cream truck in her town.
You said the ice cream truck had no limits. They
would drive down the streets playing that loud song at
eleven thirty at night.

Speaker 23 (01:23:27):
Come no, Hi, I can't believe I'm talking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Guys. Well you are now, hold on. I loved your call.
You said that in your town, the ice cream truck
would play that loud song at eleven thirty on a
weeknight and people would get mad at him.

Speaker 24 (01:23:41):
Yeah, like a year ago, it's like eleven thirty at night.
It was a Thursday night, and it was eleven thirty,
and they were blasting this outside of my building, and
all of a sudden, I start hearing all of my
neighbors sticking heads out their windows screaming at this truck.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
You know, shut up, shut up, tune it up.

Speaker 24 (01:23:56):
And the guy kept playing it for like a half hour,
and people suddenly, like suddenly I hear things being thrown
out of windows and hitting the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
People are throwing things at the at the ice cream truck.

Speaker 24 (01:24:07):
Yeah, like I saw like two or three people like
outside of my window throwing things at.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
This stop it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
Shut up stop when you play that song. It's like
I'm traumisized.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
I know so many people were complaining this is not
the number one request of sorry today. All right, Like,
if you're out there driving your ice cream truck, let's
have a limit maybe like eight pm.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Yeah, isn't there like a town ordnance or something?

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
All right? Thank you, Jenny, Hi kJ what's up?

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
Hi?

Speaker 26 (01:24:34):
You good?

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
More so, mister Softie comes around nine point thirty in
the morning on a Saturday and Sunday and when you're
trying to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Well, well, no, when I'm when I'm trying to work,
when I'm coaching outside with hundreds hundreds of girls, and
mister Softy rolls around playing the song at nine thirty
in the morning, right after they're done with their ad
am practice and every child watch ice cream before breakfast?

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Isn't it terrible?

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Smart?

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
It's the most annoying right before.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Dinner in my town. And I'm just like, you have
to have dinner first, Bama. The truck will be gone
by then and the ice thing will have melted if
I buy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
I know my daughter has mister Softy actually stop.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Oh my god, that's a problem. All right, Well, kJ okay.
Now we send it out to mister Softy. Please don't
play your music. Nears Softball Girls at nine thirty on
a Saturday, Thank you, thanks for listening to us. K
yes the text The ice cream truck in our hood
plays the standard pop goes the Weasel song, and then
a very creepy voice screams.

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
Hello, Wait, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo Do do do do
do do do do do?

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Hello? Question. I know this is a very general question,
but the wide array of answers could be interesting. How
did you find out he cheated? Oh? Or how did
you find out she cheated? Textus. By the way, a

(01:26:10):
lot of people text us every day. I want you
to get in the habit of knowing you're always available,
You're always able to text us. We read them as fast.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
As we can.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Sometimes one will get through the goalie right, you know,
but you can text us at fifty five one hundred.
I just want to know, like, what's the latest, the
newest way that you're gonna get caught?

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
These stories are so great.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I love them.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Sorry that that's happened to you. But I like hearing
the story.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
I know it's awful, it's sad. I want to hear
the new shifting ways people are slipping it in. You
know what I'm saying, Catching people cheating now versus ten
fifteen years ago, different things. Technology has changed. For instance,
our own Ali Gold is on line twenty four. Oh no,
she was the first to chime in, I love it.
One of our own is chiming in, Hey, Ali, Hi,

(01:26:56):
how did you catch him?

Speaker 23 (01:26:58):
Okay, so it was too years ago and I knew
he was going on a ski trip with his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
When he got back, I looked at his phone.

Speaker 24 (01:27:07):
It turns out they didn't even have sex on the trip.

Speaker 26 (01:27:09):
They had sex the.

Speaker 23 (01:27:10):
Night they came back from the trip.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Oh that's pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Huh See it's the phone that I think that is
the number one way people were finding still text messages,
phone calls. Yeah, I'm it. But you're over him, right, Ali? Done?
You've moved on? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
No, overdone.

Speaker 23 (01:27:28):
But he's still with that girl though.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Oh good, good for him.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
I'm so happy for him, glad he's found a piece
of thrill.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
I'mhappy that you're not with him. Anymore. All right, Ali,
we love you. Thanks for all the hard work you do.
Aubrey Online twenty three. This is different. This is a
let's find out what this means. Hi Aubrey by good morning,
Good morning. Who cheated on you? You don't have to
give a name.

Speaker 29 (01:27:52):
But so it was my ex boyfriend at the time.
I was looking for a DVD to watch and we
had a ton of you know, no name, burned DVDs
and I went to go pop it in and it
was my ex boyfriend with his ex girlfriend and they
were in our room, in our beds.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Oh god, and he burned dvd.

Speaker 29 (01:28:19):
Yeah, he made a video of them, and I went
to the watch movie and it was them instead.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
So did you watch.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
No, No, nope, And now I was done at that point. Yeah,
it was not the movie I was going to look.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Or did he try and talk his way out of
that once he saw that? What was his excuse?

Speaker 23 (01:28:44):
There was no excuse.

Speaker 29 (01:28:45):
He was caught red handed. Literally, he made evidence of that.
So yeah, we've obviously been over for years.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
But in your own place, it's like it's like one
bad thing after another.

Speaker 29 (01:28:58):
Yeah, you don't, you don't want to lit like stay there,
you want to burn it everything.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
It's and disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
I know, no, without doubt, and you feel violated. Well,
look you've moved on and things are happier these days.
I'm assuming.

Speaker 29 (01:29:14):
Yes, yeah, I've got a son, I've got a fiance,
so life is good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Okay, life is great, Aubrey, I love a happy ending.
Thanks for listening to us, Danielle. Are you reading some
of these on the text messages?

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
I am my favorite? Think what my favorite one?

Speaker 20 (01:29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
You can read that one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
So the girls said that she found the condom in
the room and the guy said, oh, the dog dragged
that in from outside.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Yeah, okay, wait a minute. To be perfectly fair, it
could happen, ow it did it? Did you know what?
There's reasonable doubt there. Yeah, there's doubt there. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Do you see what somebody said? Somebody said, check their
Venmo history that that can show you a lot of good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
One gone.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Do you see any What about the one that says,
after watching Breaking Bad, I got myself the GPS tracker
that was advertised as seen I'm Breaking Bad caught him.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Oh buck, I go.

Speaker 17 (01:30:10):
Yeah, Frog says everybody was supposed to be at work.
My nest camera went off at home. It was my
husband at home with his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
I can't believe. I mean, first of all, cheating is awful,
but taking them to your own home, Oh my god,
don't do that. Line twenty is Mike, Well, this is
an interesting way.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Hello Mike, Hey, how you doing well?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
I'm doing okay. So you found out your wife is cheating?

Speaker 30 (01:30:34):
How So, basically she was cheating and the guy found
out that she was a married man and actually contacted
me to let me know that she was cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Wow, that is a story you hear women tell a lot. Yep,
but this is shoe on other foot. Wow.

Speaker 30 (01:30:55):
So uh basically, uh so he had called me, got
my phone number somehow or through social media or something.

Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
And uh he uh called me, and why I was
on the phone with him.

Speaker 30 (01:31:10):
She was standing right beside me, bud.

Speaker 12 (01:31:12):
Him on super phone. Told her to get her stuff
and get out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Divorce in two weeks. So things are happier now, Mike.

Speaker 30 (01:31:24):
Oh, definitely definitely moved up better everything like that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
I ain't heard from her since.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Good. I love hearing that. All right, Mike, thank you
so much, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
How about the visible footprint on the inside of the
windshield in his car that was not mine.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Taking a walk on the window. Wow. We had one
earlier where uh, I think he she found a long
blonde hair on this car seat, but she was a redhead.
See again again, and you know what reasonable doubt?

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Do you see the jail one what she said, I
caught my husband having an affair not only with a
dispatcher at work, but inmates in the jail he worked in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Wow, I can't trust any of these days. You know,
we're tracking devices.

Speaker 17 (01:32:15):
They taped a voice activated tape recorder under the seat
of the car and caught him with another woman in
his car.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Wow. That is old school, but at work right, So
I guess bottom line is this electronically is the number
one way to catch people obviously?

Speaker 11 (01:32:30):
Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
We also had some text from people whose significant other
was taking their dates out to see a movie or
out to dinner and people saw them out in public
as if, oh, no, no one's gonna see us, they will.
My favorite story we always tell is, you know how
the weather man goes out to the park on nice days?
Does Ah, we're live in the park and beautiful day,
We're gonna check the forecast and there's people running around

(01:32:52):
in the park. This was one of our listeners saw
her boyfriend like walking hand in hand with the one
right behind the weather guy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Oh hell, it's crazy, the worst man. Yeah, Gody, how
about my ex boyfriend was cheating on me with a
former American idol in our home, in our bed. Found
the truth via a podcast interview.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
She did, Dear, who could that be. Let's start going
to homes right now.

Speaker 18 (01:33:18):
Yes, yes, Gary, a morning show host was actually cheated
on by his wife was at home with another guy
in the bed. So one day the morning show host
decided to tape the show and come home during the
morning show, caught the wife in bed exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
With another guy. Yes, well, yeah, you know, so where
we know?

Speaker 13 (01:33:36):
No, no, no, this was in the news about three
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Was great. Thing, isn't Back in the day when we
were all in the studio, all they had to do
was turn on the radio. Yeah, coast is clear. I
hear scary reading birthdays to people. I'm gonna cheat on him.
We're gonna play a best of line twenty four is Jen? Hello?

Speaker 11 (01:33:54):
Jen?

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:33:55):
So this is when I was younger. It's probably about
nineteen twenty years old. I realized my boyfriend was acting
a little funny. So I had my best friend at
the time let her sister give me her car for
the night. We switched cars. I stalked his house, and
when he picked up the girlfriend and went to the restaurant,

(01:34:16):
I paid the hostess to sit me right next to
him and to him and his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Oh wow, So how did how did that turn out? Jen?

Speaker 10 (01:34:25):
That turned out real fun? I was not allowed back
in that restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
They have your picture posted at the front door.

Speaker 10 (01:34:37):
It is it might be possible, I know, but.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Obviously you took care of business. And how are you today?

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:34:46):
I am perfect. I am exactly where I'm supposed to
be with who I'm supposed.

Speaker 27 (01:34:49):
To be with.

Speaker 10 (01:34:50):
And may he be happy with wherever he's at.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you.

Speaker 19 (01:35:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
So that is a calculated, like choreographed maneuver. Damn wow.

Speaker 10 (01:35:06):
I had to think about it for a while, but
I needed to do what I needed to do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Well, look at everything you did. You borrowed someone else's
car to remain incognito, You followed to a restaurant, you
were seated right next to them, and then you know then.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
You you know you.

Speaker 12 (01:35:22):
There was nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:35:23):
I wasn't a brute, but there there was some scene happening.
There was loud words exchanged, and yeah, there may have
been a glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Now we're getting to the bottom.

Speaker 27 (01:35:34):
Mill.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
You love it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
The podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bike?

Speaker 13 (01:35:48):
Okay? Well what is his.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 18 (01:35:51):
Yeah, Ab says, stop eating during the podcast, dummies, listen.

Speaker 14 (01:35:57):
To the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeart Radio, Apple
podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis d Ran
in the Morning Show, Elvis ter Arran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Uh, do you have music for the tattoo bit? I'm
excited about this?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Yeah I got that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yes, that's why I asked if you had music. So
welcome to Tattoos Gone Wrong. I'm your host, Elvis Duran.
I love these people singing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
It's the Douda Lounge girls.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Oh, the Douda, the Dooda Lounge girl.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
I was gonna guess that Camptown Races. Yeah, all right, Well,
so this football player had something tattooed on his back
for many, many, many years, and he realized later someone
told him, hey, that's offensive. What are you doing? He
didn't know right, right, so he made a mistake. So well,
the question is do you have a tattoo that you
were so regretting? I mean, can you talk about Brandon's tattoo?

(01:36:57):
That's kind of a funny story, Oh for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
So my boyfriend was in the military for a long time.
He was in Singapore and they got some time off
the boat to just go have a good time. So
they all got hammered, and he woke up in the
morning with a giant tattoo down his forearm in a language.
He didn't even know which language it was. So until
we started dating, he had no idea what that tattoo meant.
He said he didn't want to find out in case

(01:37:20):
it was something horrible. And I was like, what do
you mean, what could it be that would be so horrible?
He said, he doesn't know. He didn't even know the language.
So I did some research found out what it was.
It was a dialect of Chinese, which it's a dialect
of Chinese, which my nailteck happened to speak and it
says what doesn't kill me makes me stronger, which isn't
bad at all. But he had no idea. He was
walking around with this for over a decade. So I

(01:37:41):
finally found out, and I wouldn't tell him. I just
told him it was a Kelly Clarkson lyric, and he
freaked out of himself.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
It was like, I would never do that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
I'm like, oh you did?

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
They got you know, he lucked out. He got a
mystery tattoo, just thinking it was something right, and it
turned out to be.

Speaker 12 (01:37:57):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
But on line twenty four, talk to Sarah, Sarah, regrettable tattoos.
You have one that is driving you nuts.

Speaker 26 (01:38:06):
Yes, it's on my upper part of my arm. And
it is a fairy that is supposed to be sitting
in a field of mushrooms. And she sits on top
of this big mushroom and she has her foot pulled
up like towards the middle, like she's set half Indian style,
and she has her foot over top of it. Well,
the placement of the hand. I get a lot people

(01:38:30):
ask me if she's playing with herself.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
On a big, fat, big fat mushroom. Well, so are
you have you considered having it redone or what are
you gonna do.

Speaker 26 (01:38:46):
I've had people work on it to try to fix it,
and it's kind of just reached the point that it's unfixable.
And I have an autoimmune disease, so I do not
qualify to have laser.

Speaker 20 (01:39:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Well, you know, this tattoo, as embarrassing as it may be,
it doesn't define who you truly are. And it's actually
a fun you can make it a funny story, but
you know, don't be down on yourself and just the
whole faeries sitting on a big mushroom.

Speaker 26 (01:39:18):
For twelve I've had it for twelve years at this point,
and it's kind of just like a big conversation piece
now and we get a good laugh out of it.
But at the same time, it like it's embarrassing and
people ask me like, oh, well, what's on your arm?

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
And then I'm like, no, you.

Speaker 24 (01:39:32):
Don't want to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Yeah, all right, Well, thank you for listening to this.

Speaker 26 (01:39:36):
Twenty tattoos. So this one isn't anything compared.

Speaker 10 (01:39:39):
To the others that I have.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Oh well, good, the other one's a quality. You're cool
with that, right, good, You're good? All right, Sarah, Thank you,
Thank you very much, Chris online twenty three. You know
a lot of tattoo stories. A story start with I
was drunk, Chris. You were at you were at a party.
Were you drinking?

Speaker 12 (01:39:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
Unfortunately I was.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Yeah, Okay, sometimes drinking is fun, I find out from
time to time. So what happened at this party where
you were drinking?

Speaker 12 (01:40:10):
I just got off a tour. My band had been
on tour for about two weeks, a real small one.
I hadn't eaten, really eaten much in two days, and
went to this party. Thought it'd be a good idea
to down a bottle of vodka passed out drunk. During
the time I was passed out drunk, I guess they
thought it'd be a good idea to tap to my back,
put a really messed up smiley face on my back

(01:40:32):
with a devil horns, jagged teeth, flying a kite and
holding a devil tryad in one hand and underneath it
and all cap letters that says f you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Oh no, no, Now they do know that it's a
permanent right, I mean, that's not like.

Speaker 12 (01:40:50):
Yeah, I wasn't too happy about it the next morning
when I woke up, but then the same thing happened
two years later?

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
What happened two years later?

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Just about the.

Speaker 12 (01:41:00):
Same scenario, but woke up and had a game of
Hangman on my back and three different guys names.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Oh alright, well, so Chris, I guess you need to
choose new friends or stop drinking or something.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
They don't sound like they're very nice. All right, Chris, Well,
thank you, best of luck to you. Let's see a
text from Mariko two to three. The girl at the
bagel shop here has a tattoo on her face from
her cheekbone down to her jaw. It says ride her
on one side. He says, ride on one side and
her on the other.

Speaker 7 (01:41:36):
So there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Is Michelle. Hey, Michelle, how are you feeling today? You're
feeling good.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
I just got to work. But my three is I
was in the New York City. This was like fifteen
sixteen years ago. My ex husband was getting his ex
wife's name tattooed over with.

Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
A grim reaper.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
And as he's sitting there, he's like, all right, so
pick out a font of what I'm gonna get your
name tattooed in. And I'm like, didn't you just learn? Like, no,
we're not getting my name on me. So I was
joking around. I picked out like a butterfly with a
ying gang, and I was like, ha ha, you should
get this, Like I'm black, you're white. It's funny, ha ha,
ying gang. And so as the tattoo artist is finishing up,
I went to go get a pizza because we've been

(01:42:21):
there for like five hours. And I come back and dude,
legit got the butterfly tattooed on his chest. Now I
feel terrible, and I'm like, I was just joking. Why
would you get a butterfly in your chest on your chest?
So I got the same one, and now I had
this butterfly on my chest, of my of my dumb

(01:42:44):
ex husband. I know, but you know still, I mean
you were like, because obviously I'm a girl, so butterflies,
I'm a girl's chest or to eat anything. But I
constantly look at it. I'm like, I wonder what his
current thinks, Like you've got this butterfly on his chest.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Yeah, I'm sure he has.

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
What he says right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Well, thanks for listening, Michelle. Sometimes we get regrettable, we
regret the tattoos we get. But you were doing that
out of solidarity. You were showing you, Hey, I'm going
to join you, and I thought that was a nice
thing to all right, Michelle, thanks for listening. So these tattoos,
this is why I always get this close to getting
a tattoo, and then I'm thinking, na, never remember. You

(01:43:28):
know Mo Bounce who works at Z one hundred. What
what was that tattoo he he had that time scary
Well yeah, on.

Speaker 13 (01:43:33):
His forearm like a giant penis. It looked like.

Speaker 18 (01:43:39):
So we had some stuff added to it. Now it's
all camouflaged and blended in. It doesn't look like that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
It looks it looks good. I mean, if you have
a really talented tattoo artist and the original tattoo can
be fixed and then you can get that done. But
I don't know. Nate says, a text just came through.
My friend got a falling moon on tattoo, a falling
moon tattoo that looked like sperm. Okay, right, you can't

(01:44:04):
wipe that off. It's permanent.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
This Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
I don't know if it's us. Maybe I guess it's us.
People are very comfortable just saying whatever they want around us,
because obviously we have no filter.

Speaker 27 (01:44:28):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
So I just got this great text about working on
the job site and everyone has to share one porta potty,
the portajohn. We can perform open heart surgery, but can't
figure out a way to flush or be more discreet
somehow when taking a poo in the portajohn while people
are lined up outside to come in. Well, okay, we

(01:44:53):
don't have to be more graphics than that. But I
just love the fact that people trust us with these
these issues in their lives.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
It's an issue, yeah, But I guess my question is,
if you gotta go, how are you supposed to be
discreet if you know there's aitch?

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Yeah, exactly, unless you bring your own porta potty to
work and lock it up and it's your private portajohn.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
I would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Well okay, But but my fact, the fact that this
conversation is it about the porta john. It's the fact
that people trust us with this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
You love that, Yeah, I do so feel free textas
at fifty five one, whatever dark, deep, skanky secret you have,
share it with it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Do they want us to give them advice on like
what to do well.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Okay, I'll give you advice on this one. Actually, god,
he kind of started it. When you gotta go, you
gotta go, and you know what, if someone's in line
to come in, that's terrete your own discretion.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
At least in a bathroom here, you can put the
water on if you're doing something and you don't, you know, turn.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
On the if it's a private, watch a video on
your phone, turn it off or aloud.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Yeah. I think this is more of a like, it's
not a sound thing. It's a you know, lingering thing.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
Got matches, by the way, write a match takes the
smell away of everything.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Well, what about the poopourri? Can't you put that in?
Which you can go with that, but whyting a.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Match usually works?

Speaker 13 (01:46:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
And but when you walk in to see if the
thing is. If I walk into a bathroom and it
has a freshly lit match smell, I'm like, oh, I
know what just happened, So I just I'll come back later. See.

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
I was thinking, oh, how consider it? And this person
walks around with matches weird.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Exactly, matches ready to burn the place down or mask
a poop, you know, matches. That's another thing along with newspapers.
Matches have kind of disappeared.

Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
Oh whenever I go somewhere and they have a little
bowl of matches, I take handful.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
You give me too, Yeah, how you do, Lauren, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Guys.

Speaker 19 (01:46:42):
Oh my god, I can't believe someone.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
That reads well, I'm glad you're here. But more importantly,
what you had to say. Go ahead, tell tell the
class what you were telling us on text.

Speaker 19 (01:46:50):
Okay, so I have a boyfriend, but there's this guy
that has a crush on me. So he sent me,
like I would say, like a fifty dollars card to
the movies. So I took the gift card and I
took my boyfriend and he got that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Okay, so so you told well, hold on, you told
your boyfriend the movie was paid for by a guy
who has a crush on you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Basically, No, he has no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
Oh so you didn't tell your boyfriend where the gift
card came from.

Speaker 10 (01:47:20):
No, he has no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Well, yeah, I mean Fair and Square gave you a
fifty dollars gift card. How you spend it is up
to you, I know. But is he expecting something in return?
I'm not, you know, dirty, dirty stuff, But no, not
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
He said, you know, I would love to do this
for you.

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
I was like, are you sure.

Speaker 23 (01:47:38):
He's like yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:47:39):
So I gave him my email because I didn't feel
comfortable with like cash app or any of that stuff,
and he sent me a gift card.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Okay, So what's the difference. If you're out with your
girlfriends at the bar and there's a guy kind of
hitting on you and like trying to flirt with you
and your girlfriends and he buys you drinks, what's the difference?
No difference, difference, what's the difference? What's the different?

Speaker 27 (01:47:59):
Frog?

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Cause actually encourage it?

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
And yeh see a lot of boyfriends who who aren't
to jealous type like your boyfriend, they encourage it. What's
that frog?

Speaker 17 (01:48:08):
No, I can see what you're saying. But when you're
in the in the bar and you buy a drink,
she's going to hopefully consume the drink. She's not giving
it to her boyfriend. In this case, he gave her
a gift card hoping to do something nice for her,
and she took her boyfriend out with it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
And maybe he's just.

Speaker 17 (01:48:22):
Being a really nice guy and he just wants to
do something nice for you. Because he does like you
and he doesn't expect anything in return, and therefore he's
just being a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
And there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
Does he know you have a boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
Yeah, all right, all right, he's trying to woo you over.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
Honey.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
If you want to woo me over, it's gonna cost
more than fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Anyway, Lauren, thank you, go have a great day. Thank
you for listening to us. You guys to thank you
and take care. Hello, Tom, alright, thanks for airing it
out with us. We saw your text. Do you want
to share with the class what you wanted to share
with us?

Speaker 7 (01:48:54):
Well, my dirty little secret is I have a little
king to you know. I like wearing my girlfriend's underwear,
sometimes you're clothes, sometimes when she's out of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Okay, I don't think, you know. I just don't find
that offensive.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
I thought it was going to go way further. That's
not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
As long as you know, you can wear your girlfriends
underwear as long as she's not already in.

Speaker 3 (01:49:13):
The don't stretch it out, yeah, yeah, please don't stretch
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Yeah, you may stretch them out. She'll know something's going on. Well,
I know, so okay. There could be many reasons why
someone would want to wear their significant others underwear, like
you want to be closer to her even though she's
not there. Now do you wear clean ones or ones
that are in the hamper? Oh? Okay, all right, all right, Well,
when you're ready to commit, you let me know. Get

(01:49:40):
all right? Well, thanks again, thank you for sharing. I
love the fact listeners like you, tom uh you trust
us with your information, and I think it's great you
keep wearing your girlfriend's underwear. I'm with you. Thank you,
you take out, thank you, let it out. Thank you
very much. Tell us secret, tell us everything.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Elvis d Wran in the Morning Show, you know what
I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
I was thinking about you last night. Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:50:08):
Oh what were you thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Well, you know what a lot of people don't know this,
and I'm always proud to say that you are the
great granddaughter of Mahatma Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:50:17):
Oh, yes, okay, and I know you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Maybe you get embarrassed. I love telling people that story.

Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
It's true. Every time that we go to take a
picture with an artist after and we're standing in front
of that drop down, he'll always say.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
Did you know so I have an idea because, as
you know, your great great grandfather, Mahatma Gandhi, he left
us with not only his legacy of love, but also
some great slogans, Oh yeah, to get us through life
and to make us think. But you know what, so
has his great great granddaughter May the Gandhi. Oh so,
let's play a little game called who said it? Gandhi

(01:50:52):
or Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
Oh win, I'm sorry to say Gandhi and you kind
of wi.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Now you must say Mahatma or Meida. Oh yeah, you
can say Meda. It's okay, It's okay, even though it's
pronounced Meda.

Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
Yes, May the Force be with you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
Let's just play here in the room for a second.
This is going to be the easiest game we've ever No,
not at all. Okay, okay, who said it Mahatma or Meyda.
I can't date people who are too nice. But if
you happen to be a sociopath with poor manners and
no money, I'm likely to fall in love. Yes, Danielle Robby,

(01:51:30):
who said this Mahatma or Meyo? No, I don't want
to hold your baby. It kind of freaks me out.
We should go down in all the quote books. By
the way, you would think Mahatma would have said that,
hate the sin, love the sinner. Mahatma. Yeah, yes, very good. Okay,

(01:51:55):
let's go get a contest on the line. Good morning,
is this Tina?

Speaker 8 (01:52:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
This is oh my god? All right? So who said it?
Gandhi or Gandhi? Yeah, as you know, we're so proud
to have Meida Gandhi as a member of our family,
and that means I guess if you're a member of
our family, then Mahatma Gandhi is our great great grandfather
as well. Yes, all right, so I'm gonna give you
a quote. You tell me if it was Mahatma Ormeida. Okay, okay,

(01:52:25):
my eyes are so big I can see your thoughts.

Speaker 26 (01:52:31):
That I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Yes, very good, all right? Who said it, Mahatma Gandhi
or Meida Gandhi. This place is not a democracy. You're
not entitled to your opinion if it bothers me. And
of course he was saying that, or he was saying
that on why people who are rude are blocked on
social media? Who do you think said that?

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
I'm I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
With Meida.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
Wouldn't say about his own Instagram page, and I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
Here's one, here's one. An eye for an eye will
make the whole world blind. Who said that, Mahatma Gandhi
or Meida Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:53:11):
I'm gonna go with There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
We talked about our arms.

Speaker 5 (01:53:20):
About I feel like I should know you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
Here's another quote who said this, keep the change you
find on the street, Keep the change you find on
the street. Who would have said that.

Speaker 8 (01:53:38):
I don't think there's much change on the seat. I'm
going to go with me.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
Yeah, because you're a great Greek grandfather wasn't a greedy bastard?

Speaker 11 (01:53:45):
She is.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
That's why I'm not a millionaire.

Speaker 4 (01:53:48):
He kept no fortune.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
Congratulations did not?

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
You?

Speaker 19 (01:53:57):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
It is the easiest contest game in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Tina was great.

Speaker 4 (01:54:02):
Tina was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
So Danielle who said this happiness is smoking a joint
and a pile of puppies and snacks.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
I'd gone mad.

Speaker 1 (01:54:12):
But you don't say a pile of puppies and snacks.

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
The other day you get the puppies eye.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
That's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:54:22):
No, No, you will the smoke away, just hold the puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
I think I think this game has run its course.
It was a lot of fun. I'm just looking down
some of these beautiful, beautiful quotes from your great great grandfather.

Speaker 2 (01:54:34):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
Like I will not let anyone walk through my mind
with their dirty feet. But Maya says, I will not
let people walk through my house with their dirty feet, Right,
that's gross. Mahatma said, the best way to find yourself
is to lose yourself in the service of others. Our
Meida says, an ounce of weed costs less in Boston,

(01:54:55):
and it's legal now in Michigan.

Speaker 5 (01:54:59):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Wow, just a few generations did a lot of change.

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
Yeah, big difference there.

Speaker 9 (01:55:08):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:55:08):
But I feel like all of my quotes are very informative.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
They are you in the right direction.

Speaker 27 (01:55:13):
They are.

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
Coming on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody.

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