FULL SHOW: The Day the Jonas Brothers Know Their Bro

From getting banned for life to accidentally going on dates, today’s show is full of awkward exits and surprise charges. Plus, the Jonas Brothers test how well they really know each other, Alex and Matt guess animal sounds, and we figure out what your Instagram Explore page says about you.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Your caller one hundred. Let me introduce myself.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh gosh, Elvis w This is.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Just such a reduction.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is Elvis da Wren in the Morning Show?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Who is that?

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (00:38):
Why, guys, we do know you well?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You tell us in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (00:44):
I can go over some current topics topics.

Speaker 9 (00:48):
Look, you know what, you guys always have an invitation
to come in here. No matter how much you make
us laugh, for how much you screw it up, you
always have a place here. You don't want to be
coming on stage and singing, singing your songs? That would
really better try it out. Let's hash out an entire stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Goodbye everyone. By the way, I have an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, what do you guy?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 9 (01:08):
Look, you know, we love the story that you've shared
with us over the past year. And how with that said,
we we get to know you guys even even better.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
But how well do you know each other? Is my question?

Speaker 10 (01:20):
I think we know each other pretty well. I think
well enough to win a game.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
We see, here we go. Here's my idea for the show.
A welcome to know your bros.

Speaker 11 (01:34):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh I love the music?

Speaker 9 (01:36):
How well do the Jonas brothers know each other? They
think they know everything, but do.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
They find out?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
One way to find out?

Speaker 9 (01:44):
All right, we're gonna pick from this hat of names.
The name chosen either Joe, Nick, or Kevin. You have
to go to a soundproof booth.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, and then we're.

Speaker 9 (01:55):
Gonna talk about you and come back and see if
your bros know you as well as you.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Think they know you. All right, sounds good? Which bro
will be sequestered?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
They sequestioned?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Is Joe?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Jo?

Speaker 12 (02:06):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
All right, Joe, Joe, get out?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I wish it was Kevin or Nick. I don't want
to to.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh god, you know we can't, Elvis. We're about to
close the computer and really take over the show.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right, welcome to know you're Bro. So we're gonna do.

Speaker 9 (02:24):
I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions about Joe,
and you tell us your answers, and we're gonna see
if his answer matches up, matches or it's like the
Newlywed game that we ripped off.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't know if you're Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:36):
Absolutely, anytime I have to write things down on paper
and show it to people get very nervous about my
it's you know spelling is I used to get that
like shortened spelling list in school.

Speaker 9 (02:48):
Nice spell cat see just kidding. Okay, first question about Joe?
How will he answer this question? Who was Joe's first kiss?
They tell us out loud to write I think they do.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, do you know that? Just the first name? You don't?
You know?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I say it out loud? Yeah, say it a loud.
Oh yeah, we're radio down. We're on the radio, right.
I think it was this girl named Becca Becca, somebody named.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Who do you think aj? All right?

Speaker 9 (03:24):
All right, so he will say you're hoping one of
you will match one of his first kiss will be
a j.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm sure Becka was a nice girl. A j a
nice nice guy. All right, let's see. Do I have
an old list? Okay?

Speaker 9 (03:40):
How old was Joe when he lost his virginity and
took off the purity ring?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
At? What age? No, the answer to that question.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
The answer is third thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
He lost his virginity at thirty. All right, Now you
may have an I don't know. Okay, we have those
written down and someone writing all these all right, we're
playing a game here called check your printer.

Speaker 13 (04:15):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I had the problem I didn't. I didn't have the
approved list.

Speaker 11 (04:19):
Oops.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
Okay, someone facts it to you.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, Boomer, it's a printer. Okay.

Speaker 9 (04:32):
What would Joe say, is the weirdest thing he's ever
ordered at a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yeah, Oh no, we're going, We're going.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
We have the same answer. It's a tiger pause? God,
tiger pause? Yes, you heard me?

Speaker 10 (04:47):
Correct, which he which he actually did not understand what
he was.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Ordering tiger prawns, and he misread it and thought he
was ordering tiger.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
But he also didn't I think he was eating an
endangered animal. Just be clear. He just thought it was
a creative name for something else.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
There's plenty of tigers out there, and this wasn't at
the Olive Garden Center.

Speaker 10 (05:09):
So and the real, the real joke in this is
he's fake allergic. When I say fake allergic, is he
has a mental allergy to you shrimp?

Speaker 13 (05:17):
You want to.

Speaker 10 (05:19):
Also have a mental allergy to pretty much all fruit,
especially bananas?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
How about tiger? All right?

Speaker 9 (05:25):
If he wasn't doing this, what would Joe want to
do as his profession?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Hmmm?

Speaker 8 (05:31):
This meaning being a Jonas brother or music performing music. Yeah,
that's very broad because it.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Really isn't You don't know, Maybe I mean a male carrier,
or I.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
Want to say maybe a chef he likes to cook.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, all right, all right, median comedian.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm going yeah that, or I'm going to say one
of the other Kevin Instagram thought.

Speaker 9 (05:59):
Okay, all right, now you read his text. What is
Joe's favorite emoji? What emoji does he use the most?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
In your opinion?

Speaker 8 (06:08):
His favorite emoji? He's more of a gift guy. But
if he if he's doing emojis, he likes the.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
He likes the face that sideways with the like the laughing, like,
like the weird one.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's probably.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
I just don't know how to draw that.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I'm not a good artist, all right, Locked in the answer.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
What is Joe most scared.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Of Avril Levin?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay? Is that true?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
You know the abri Levine story.

Speaker 10 (06:46):
He had recurring nightmares the Avri Llevien was gonna come
and kill him as a kid, not en kidding.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
So what did I do?

Speaker 10 (06:52):
We shared a room at this time in bunk beds,
so above his bed when he woke up in the morning,
I had a giant poster printed above his bed, staring.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Down at him.

Speaker 8 (07:02):
I think that's a lie.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I what do you think he's most scared of?

Speaker 14 (07:06):
Most scared of diseases?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
He's a yeah, he's a hypochondriac.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
So disease?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Does he you know? Illness?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, I don't know how Really, what it.

Speaker 10 (07:17):
Is is he's afraid of web MD.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay, all right, yeah, okay, lock in your answers. Next question,
the guy.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
That has everything, like as soon as he has a symptom,
he has everything.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Correct, all right, I'm sick, I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I'm dead.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Uh by the way, you're listening to uh know your
bro and uh so that without Joe. Joe's in the
is in the soundproof booth, which I didn't know we
had one of those.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think that's fabulous. Every home needs One's kind of creepy.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
He's listening to us right now.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
No, no, and he can't be. And Kevin and Nick
are answering the question.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
So if I asked you, yeah, sorry, if I asked Joe,
who is your favorite brother?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, this is a rude question. That's easy, it is, okay.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
All right, probably friend answer even though we know it's me.

Speaker 15 (08:03):
Probably Cordon ask you guys one of these questions. And
then you wound up eating some nasty.

Speaker 9 (08:10):
Disgusting guess what, nothing nasty to hear? Next question, in
Joe's opinion, what will he say is his most irritating habit?
The habit he does that irritates the living crap out
of everyone.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
It doesn't irritate me. I think it's endearing.

Speaker 14 (08:25):
But I I know that that the answer will be this,
which is that he does this thing with his hands
and it's excited. So I'll say it's the hand thing,
that sound hand thing inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I've got one more that also irritates everybody.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
I'm going to ask Joe what food does he enjoy
most that comes from the can?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
What canned food does seem.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Today this canned food situation?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I would say tuna?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Tuna? Okay, tuna.

Speaker 14 (08:52):
He's going to struggle to think of one that's in
a can.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yes, that's that's very funny. That's the next answertruggle to
think of he said.

Speaker 9 (09:01):
Okay, okay. If he struggles, then you get the point. Nick,
You got that all right? Back to the jingle and
let's bring in Joe's.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
All right, We'll bring it in Joe. Joe has been
in a soundproof booth.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
They put my headphone on.

Speaker 16 (09:15):
You guys don't talk.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yes, it's yes. So what did you have a good
time in the soundproof booth?

Speaker 13 (09:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
They have a collection of cereals in there and they
we were talking about their cereal podcast and Greg who
works in our management company. Anyway, get back to the
game connoisseur and yeah, anyway, well oh you know what
that that should have been another do what do you
want to know about me?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, okay, Joe, pretend you're right here, Nick and Kevin?
What what is Joe?

Speaker 14 (09:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, you can keep your headphones on. What is Joe's
favorite cereal?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Joe's favorite cereal?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Does he have one?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Joe's favorite cereal?

Speaker 8 (09:48):
Life?

Speaker 11 (09:49):
Cereal? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Life, Joe? Is your favorite cereal? Cinnamon line.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
I'm talking to you, Joe, Jump Joe, Joe, what is
your favorite cereal?

Speaker 13 (09:58):
Um?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
He heard us say, he's not going to say it
all right, didn't I have my ears plugged and everything?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Joe was listening to you?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
A favorite?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I usually I go for cinnamon too, scrunch, Oh it's plum.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yea they approve.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
Here's what we did. We asked your bros. Questions about
you to see how well they know you.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Let's start with this one. What are you most scared of?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Joe Elvin?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
All right, that was way too fast.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Was going to kill you as a kid. But I
don't how that happened.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
That sounded rehearsed. You guys spoke all.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Right, that was Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well it's spiders. But if you asked me, like ten
years twenty years ago, i'd be able.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Lavine.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
About ten years old, I had a dream that she
came and and and killed my entire family. God, okay,
we met her. We met, but I will say we
met her years later. It's very nice. We tour with her.
It's all good. But I know they're like, right as
the tour started in my bunk, they decorated with pictures.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Of a.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Freak me out.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
All right, there you go, So we have a match,
April Levine. All right, look back, way way back. The
first name of your first kiss.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
The first name, what did I name the first kiss
of the person.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
The name of the first person you kissed?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
One kid kissing your mom first like first person, the
first person, the name of the person you first kissed.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's a thank you, Kevin, I do believe got that?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
What did you say? I said?

Speaker 10 (11:43):
I thought it wasn't I wish.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Poor all pissed off.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, it's just I was a late bloomer to kissing.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Okay, doing the slope shows. That leads to our next question.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
How old am I?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Twenty?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I was, No, that's it, that was your he's thirty.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh wow, it was an hour ago. It was like
an hour ago. Well, all we have a match thirty?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
What did you say? I said? Twenty two?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Guys ouch? Anyway you could google it all right?

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Next, all right, Joe, We asked Kevin and Nick, what
would Joe say, is the weirdest thing he's ever ordered
at a restaurant?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Tiger prowns Tiger pause, Tiger pause.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
Yeah, and you actually thought you're ordering Tiger Paul, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
It was our first nice restaurant and I saw it
on the menu. Know, I got excited. It was years
years ago. I would never order that. Just putting it
out there.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I gotta say. Halfway through the game, the bros and each.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Other very well sure if this is like oh, I
was like, I'm doing I'll have you. I think I'll
have your finest tiger.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Pause, please, how are they prepared? Are they braved?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
And then it comes out and I'm allergic to prons?
So that was awkward.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Are you really allergic or you think you're allergic?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
It sounds like you talk to my brothers.

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Huh do you do you actually blow it up and
turn red?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Let's find out you would you like to find out
on our shot today? Let's try it?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (13:28):
The next question we asked, we asked Nick and Kevin,
if Joe wasn't doing music for a living, what would
he be doing as his profession?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
And your answer is what I would.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
They would definitely hire me to take over this show
for sure. Second of all, either comedy or working with animals.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Comedy your a comedian?

Speaker 10 (13:49):
Except comedian, I said Instagram thought I'm already that Kevin, Wow,
even you don't.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Use them a lot.

Speaker 9 (13:59):
We want to find out what is your What is
your favorite emoji that you use the most more than
other emojis?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
When you use.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Smirking emoji, did you want to get smirky? I didn't
the one that's like the crazy crazy.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
I didn't answer this one, so I think that I
get the point.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yakay, all right, that's that's how tests work.

Speaker 9 (14:24):
Let's find out I got. We asked Kevin and Nick
who is Joe's favorite brother?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
And your answer is done? They both said, but.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Next, it's really him.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
It's franky, all right.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
We asked them what you would say if we asked you,
what is your most irritating.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Habit about them?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
No, yours about you?

Speaker 13 (14:50):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What do you do do you think is most irritating?

Speaker 8 (14:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
What do I do that's most irritating? Probably not paying
attention to them when they're talking them on my phone
or something that's actually a great point.

Speaker 11 (15:05):
And answer?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
How does that make you feel?

Speaker 9 (15:11):
They actually both agreed on this irritating habit at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Go ahead, tell weird he's mad now, yeah, not mad.
What do you got the hand thing? Spit it out
the hand thing?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
What's the hand thing?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Excited? When I get excited? Yeah, that's my most that
you guys don't like about me?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Just about Elvis? Did you just break up the band again?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yes? Wow?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Everyone, I was a kid. I'd get when I get
really excited in my hand I start playing the drums
with my hands.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
My son. He gets really excited.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, like, did you hang out? You should start a club.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
And finally, finally, uh, is there a food that you
prefer from a can?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
What canned food do you love the most?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Can food?

Speaker 17 (16:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
And what was what was my answer was the answer
that I was gonna say, can't, Like can't We're gonna
struggle to think.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
And there you go.

Speaker 15 (16:26):
The struggle with the hyper before he just put emergency
in a bottle.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I had all that cereal that's expired in there, and
then I was looking for vitamin C everyone for everyone
at home that's listening to other or in their car.
Nick is legitimately dying over the time he didn't funny,
I know Nick would say tuna fish, but not from.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
That was our second answer.

Speaker 9 (16:51):
By the way, that microphone you're using is a conduit
for disease keeps.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
On the mind.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
I know, microphone.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I've been hand sanitizing my lips this whole.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Time, waking up in the morning.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Ter Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
Gandhi has an Airbnb question. I want I find this fascinating.
It kind of pisses me off.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
What you just told us, Yeah, so Brandon State and
an Airbnb over the weekend, and now the person at
the Airbnb, after everything was said and done, is trying
to charge him five hundred dollars for smoking outside over
twenty five feet away from the house outside, And I

(17:40):
think that's insane. But Nate is saying no, anybody can
do whatever they want if it's written in the rules
of the Airbnb.

Speaker 18 (17:47):
According to Airbnb, it says your house, your rules. After
you've listed your place, you can set expectations with your guests,
like limits on smoking, or permission or to bring pets,
et cetera. Your house rules will appear in your listing
page and guests will need to agree to them to
book your place from ab at.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
One point, at one point, do the rules not make sense?

Speaker 9 (18:07):
I mean, could I put in my Airbnb contract if
you inhale oxygen in my house, you have to pay
a fee of five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I mean, do they go through these contracts? I mean,
you know, silly. Look, I'm not a smoker, but it's outside.
It's outside. I mean how far?

Speaker 9 (18:24):
What if he drove a mile away from the house
and smoke, do they still get to charge five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
It makes no sense to me. And Airbnb in general
has been getting real crazy lately. I mean, you'll pay
it'll say, one hundred and fifty dollars a night to stay,
but then an eight hundred dollars cleaning fee, and then
there are service charges and all this stuff that ends
up waking making it so much more expensive than it
used to be. And I know that a big part
of it is because all these people are just buying
up property to specifically run out for Airbnb. But the

(18:51):
company has changed so much. It used to be awesome
and now it's like a hotel might be a better idea.

Speaker 9 (18:56):
Well, I've got Fernando on the line, line twenty four. So, Fernando,
have you used Airbnb a lot? Do you know something
about the rules and things we're talking about with Gandhi.

Speaker 19 (19:07):
So, actually, my wife and I travel quite a bit
and we use airbas as much as we can, and uh,
some of the listings actually get get pretty crazy, like
the rules. I've come across listings that that uh say
you can't stream excessively, like if you use too much
Wi Fi and they get charged that extra then.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
We have to incur those sauts.

Speaker 19 (19:30):
There's places to tell you like sweep mop dust before
you leave, and you're still get an outrageous cleaning fee.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
Uh.

Speaker 20 (19:37):
There's there's places that control.

Speaker 19 (19:40):
The thermostats from their home because they're they're smart thermostats
and you can't change them. They'll they'll change the temperature
on you. It'll be uncomfortable.

Speaker 21 (19:49):
So we just stay far away from those places.

Speaker 9 (19:52):
Yeah, so you're saying, Fernando, if you don't if you
don't read the fine print, then you're it's your deal.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
But I think that outrag.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
By the way, Uh, I think uh Gandhi's boyfriend was
he was vaping, right, but it was over twenty five
feet from the house and they still charged him.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Yes, what so it's not like there were any butts
left behind or you know, stuff like that that would
be dirty and gross. He just hit his vape pen
and apparently the end of the world. So we'll see.
It doesn't look like they're going to win this one.
But it's very annoying to have to go back and
forth about this, and I'm sure that it's going to
affect the rating, you know, So.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
We'll see, all right, or Fernando, thanks for checking in.
I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
I'm going to stay in a nice hotel and let
them take care of all the all the cleaning. I'm
not going to clean. If I'm want to clean, I'll.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Stay at home.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
And even there, I'm not going to clean. See my place,
it's just a hell hole, all right, Fernando, thank you
very much.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So buyer beware or renterer beware.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Who doesn't love a good old Froggy phone tap? Froggy,
what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 22 (20:51):
Well, today Gina is phone tapping her mom Sandra. See
they're renting a house in the Bahamas for the summertime.
Baker and the whole family's going, well, we got a problem.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
We're gonna have to move that vacation by a week. Oh,
you can't do things like that, Frog.

Speaker 22 (21:09):
So I call Sandra as the management company and let
her know that, well, you're not coming that week, You're
gonna have to come.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
The week after. Oh no, And she gets a little
bit upset. All right, Froggy never disappoints us with his
phone tabs. Here we go. The Froggy phone wasn't it.

Speaker 12 (21:26):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, I'm looking for Sandra. Please.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Hello, I'm Sandra.

Speaker 22 (21:31):
Hi Sandra, this is Andy from the management company that
you have rented the house from in the Bahamas.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
How are you. I'm doing fabulous? How are you today?

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Really great?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Can't wait to come.

Speaker 22 (21:42):
Oh you know what, we're looking very forward to your
arrival here in the Bahamas because, as you know, no
worries here. But I just need to make a quick
change to your reservation and I wanted to run the
change by you really quickly. I've got you arriving on
the twenty first and departing on the twenty eighth.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is that correct?

Speaker 22 (22:02):
You would arrive on your initial departure date of the
twenty eighth and stay through the weekend.

Speaker 15 (22:08):
That sounds lobly, but you have got like friends and
family that have all bought tickets and we booked the
house for those dates and that's the dateful cake.

Speaker 23 (22:17):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 22 (22:18):
It's just not going to work those days. We've had
some circumstances come up here at the property unfortunately, as.

Speaker 24 (22:24):
You know, and you got people people have tickets come
up with what we not coming and that is that well.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
You're not going to be able to stay at my house, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Oh, yes we are.

Speaker 22 (22:37):
There's no way you'll get the keys because I have
them unless you show up on the twenty eighth and
depart on the fifth. Oh, dear God, please look down
upon Sandra and grant her the ability to be a
better persons such foul language. Me give Sandra the strength

(23:02):
to be a better person.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Not use such language.

Speaker 22 (23:06):
Oh, yes, I'm back. I was just speaking with my
boss and yeah, I was speaking on the boss and
he said that he can't give me an answer right now,
but he'll send me a sign.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Man. As soon as I get the sign, i'll let
you know if we're able to move it. But please
pretend she didn't say that. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 22 (23:34):
Actually, Mom, it's this Froggy from Elvis Sarana this morning show,
and you've been phone tapped. You going to reach out
to us and said that this vacation is like the
most important thing in the world to you.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Taking deep breath moment.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Sorry, I love you.

Speaker 21 (23:50):
I'm really excited with you.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh man, I was really brucie.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
What's up, y'all, Beyonce, Hi, I'm Sam Smith.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Elvis Giran on the Morning SHOWM we should get into
this contest.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Let's do it.

Speaker 9 (24:24):
Welcome back to finish the lyric the game that's impossible
to win.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Unless you know your lyrics.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
There are some people that know every lyric to every song,
and I think it's in a genetic makeup with someone.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Either they retain the lyrics in their brain or they don't.
I don't.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
I don't even know exactly. I have no memory whatsoever.
I don't even understand what they're saying most.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Of the time.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Sorry, I need subtitles, but we don't have anything screen
to watch.

Speaker 15 (24:56):
So many times it sounds like they're saying one thing,
but they're really saying something else.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
This is true to you.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
Let's go talk to Alison from Beautiful Button, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I'm going to book. Good morning, Allison.

Speaker 9 (25:10):
You know you're well, you're like you're like thirty minutes
from where I'm sitting right now in Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
No kidding, New Jersey.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Hey, So, what is the name of that great pizza place?
It's a tavern in Booton, New Jersey.

Speaker 25 (25:23):
There are.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
We actually have quite a few.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
One is Reservoirs Cavern.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
That's it.

Speaker 23 (25:27):
That's another one.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
There's more.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeahn is the big popular place in that all the
locals go to.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I love that. Well, Allison, we totally trust in you.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
I know you know your music lyrics, but in case
you don't, we also have a backup.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Don't get mad at this, Allison, don't get mad, okay.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Liz is from glen Cove, a VET Tech student, which
we love. Congratulations Liz on your pending graduation.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's cool. Oh you want them all together? Sure wouldn't
be nice right there.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
Yeah, that would have sounded slick in a way.

Speaker 11 (26:07):
He Liz.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
How you doing. I'm good, just driving to school.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Oh good, Well, look you're the back coup. Say how
to Alison. By the way, you're her cover.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Hi, Alison the bus highway. Let's not get mad.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
So if Alison fails, Liz, you have to swoop in
and save the day.

Speaker 26 (26:26):
Okay, like right away, Yeah, we'll ask you.

Speaker 13 (26:35):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
Okay, I have five songs before me, maybe more. Uh
And these are all great songs. That are they were
very popular in their time or today.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
We're both. Let's see if you can finish the lyrics.
You'll hear some. Then you have to finish. Here we go.
We'll start with you. Alison.

Speaker 17 (26:57):
Oh, I know it's for real, but I don't it's
it's beautiful.

Speaker 27 (27:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (27:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (27:05):
Not a good start, not a good start.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think that.

Speaker 9 (27:07):
Word is one of the pieces of the puzzle.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Liz, Liz beautiful. I just want you, don't I just won't.

Speaker 17 (27:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
You're my favorite girl.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Wo wow, all right, all right, all right now it
was a bit pitchy, but she got it.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
I know, I tried.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
We're underway. Let's not h let's not think we've won
it all yet. We got work to do.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
Alison, back to you, finish this lyric right here?

Speaker 13 (27:45):
Do mm hm oh?

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Jess Shawn Mendez, I know.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Jesse McCartney, I know, but we're Yeah.

Speaker 15 (28:08):
I met him, I met him.

Speaker 17 (28:09):
I'm sailing.

Speaker 28 (28:10):
You know what I'm failing.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
I'm sailing.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm apologizing.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Go ahead, now, don't give up quite yet.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, so we know it's Jesse McCartney.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
The lyrics were why don't you tell him that I'm
leaving never looking back again? You found somebody who does
it better than he can. No more making you cry,
No more of them, grace guys.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
And then he says, what, hmmm, I'm leaving on his five?

Speaker 9 (28:48):
That all right, Alison?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I feel good about this next one.

Speaker 17 (28:56):
I hope, I hope so and this is sad.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
On this one. Listen closely say.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I don't even know what that was?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
What one more time?

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Say him say uh you do finish?

Speaker 25 (29:23):
No?

Speaker 11 (29:23):
No, no, no, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I don't think I know that song.

Speaker 29 (29:32):
What I never in my life now have I This
is Scarry Jones.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yes, I never heard that.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Wow.

Speaker 29 (29:41):
I love how you identified yourself because usually I like,
I know everything, I know every song, but I don't
know that song.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
By the way, this is scary Jones. Okay, well identify yourself.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
All right.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
Come on, Allison, Let's see if you can you can,
Let's see if you can finish these lyrics. This is
a gig hit from the.

Speaker 30 (30:00):
Eight Have you ever met a girl that you try
to date but a year to make gloves?

Speaker 11 (30:05):
She wanted you to wait.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let me tell your story of my situation.

Speaker 17 (30:10):
Mm hmm, oh god, I know what the I know
what the chorus is.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I know girl you got what you got what I need?

Speaker 17 (30:18):
But you say he's just a friend.

Speaker 9 (30:20):
Yeah, that is the chorus, but it doesn't fit into
you're I mean you a lot of people would even
get that you were Bartie.

Speaker 31 (30:27):
It's Chiz Marty and I got the chorus.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
But I tell you the story of my situation. And
then all right, what about you starting in new nation?
We're starting a new nation?

Speaker 9 (30:40):
No, but you sound so proud of yourself.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
It really is not we're starting a new nation. It's
this was.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Talking to this girl from the US nation.

Speaker 9 (30:52):
So it's starting a new nation. But it's not. Okay,
let's go back to this. Alison, finish these lyrics.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Here we go, do my head toms check one.

Speaker 17 (31:03):
Let me how you feel feeling cool? Fel good at hell?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Judge, she said, good, I got We.

Speaker 9 (31:14):
Should play that song right now. So Liz got three,
Allison got one?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Is that is that right? Yeah? About that?

Speaker 9 (31:24):
You do have something for Alison, though she can't just
walk away empty handed. Hello, Yeah, Alice, you're going to
you know, we're going fish.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Allison.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
We're gonna load you down with the Elmstran apparel like
absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
T shirt all thanks to Hackensack Radio.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
It makes it seem like you're getting this.

Speaker 15 (31:46):
Like sweatpants zifty tell you shirt and sweatshirt you can.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Hopefully look as good as me wearing. Make sure you
build another closet.

Speaker 20 (31:55):
Thank you?

Speaker 17 (31:56):
Can I can I just say something real quick?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Sure? Hold on, it is just Liz alis.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
As a thousand So so I am one of the
old school listeners. I've been listening to you guys for
since I was a teenager.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
And now I'm in my forties.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
I'm a teacher, and I know that I know, and
and Elvis you you you and Danielle and the whole team.
You guys have you know, been there through a lot
of ups and downs. And I have followed all of
your stories, and you know I remember being comforted during
September eleventh and just so many wonderful things.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
And you've been my mornings every morning on my.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Way to school for decades now.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
So I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I know she's loyalty. Get a crown, a tier or
something I don't know, to send her something else.

Speaker 11 (32:45):
Don't be okay, you know.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'm really pulled. All right, Allison, We're gonna give you
five hundred dollars all do.

Speaker 12 (32:59):
But it.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Okay, now, don't don't hang up, but Liz online one
you want it, so you have to get something better
than dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You get five dollars.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
It is better.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's one hundred pennies.

Speaker 25 (33:16):
And may I just add that I've been listening to
you guys since I was five, Elvis and Elliott and
I am now four.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Nice wow, And.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
We grew up on you every morning.

Speaker 30 (33:29):
My mom was a teacher, so she woke us up
at the you know, asked, and that was my growing up.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
If you guys, it's so.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
And I got aged at Disney World, and.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
So you know you get five yeah, you know you
have five hundred and two hundred pennies. Yes, CONDI do you.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
Think she deserves a hoodie and a T shirt?

Speaker 13 (33:56):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
We're also gonna give you some food out of Gandhi's desk.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
At my desk.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
Oh yeah, congratulations, thank you first as well in the day.
Hold on one second, we're gonna put for something else. Yeah,
put them on hold before they prove another reason.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Why really got to give them like an open forum there.
I mean they're really pleading there. They were a great team,
they were fanatic, but of money. Okay, get over it, Granddad.

Speaker 32 (34:29):
I've hurt him money. All they do is hold up
their hands and more. I'm out of I'm out of money.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's okay, we'll find more. Don't worry anyway. So thank
you for playing Liz, Thank you for playing Alison.

Speaker 29 (34:51):
Past I want to read his nuts one because he
gave us two straws out of five.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
How's your corn beef? Take another bite? Okay?

Speaker 32 (34:59):
Well?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 29 (35:02):
Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies, listen
to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Come on, Wake Up, Wake up now, mister.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (35:28):
So people are talking about why they've been blacklisted from
sporting venues and restaurants and bars. And then as I
brought it up, Gandhi immediately went, oh, I'm blacklisted.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
A little bit. I got into an argument at an
Indian restaurant about there to go policy with the buffet
because they would hand you a container and then they'd
hand you a little styrofoam bowl, and the styrofoone bowl
was only for dessert, and I was like, well, I
don't want dessert, but I don't want the liquid like
the curry that I want to get to get all
over the rest of the food. So I just put
it in there, and they yelled at me about it.
They said, this is not for any type of thing

(36:00):
sides dessert because people don't want to mix the dessert.
I said, well, I don't want to mix the curry,
So what difference does it make. It's the same thing.
It's an all you can eat buffet. What does it matter.
We got into a huge fight.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
So, in other words, so is your face.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
On the wall?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Had had you had you wait it all out, it
would have been the same weight it would have been.
So they're mad. I don't know, so they put your
face on the wall.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
My face isn't on a wall. But it's a family
owned restaurant, so they know me. So my sister was like,
so am I allowed to go.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
In there anymore?

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Like, how does this work?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Have you tried to go in?

Speaker 23 (36:27):
No?

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Screw them?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Well, how do you know you're you're blacklisted?

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Because they told me they said, don't want you, we
don't need you here, we don't want you here. So
I was like, oh, that sucks, I know, but then
this is the best. So my sister did end up
going because apparently she's kind of a trader and really
wanted Indian food. And when she walked in, she said,
you won your little battle by the way that you
got in a fight with everyone about because now you
can put anything in the little bowl. But the price
of the buffet went up.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
See what you did for everyone, for everyone.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
But I refuse to go back there, and they won't
have me.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
Okay, So there's a store they sell anything in our neighborhood.
I'm not allowed in because I got into a fight
with the cashier because I went in.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Okay, I wanted to make lasagna.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
Okay, hear me out, But I wanted to make it
in those foil pans, the disposable pans. And so the
foil pans always came with the lid, right, and they
never sold them separately.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
So she says, no lid, the liddu is a dollar.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
I said, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
He said, the lid comes with the pants that make more.
She said, I'm the manager of the store. I know what.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
And I said, there's no sign that has a price
for the lid. The only signs that are the price
for the bottom. And so I went in a circle
with her. I said, I've been here before, I got
the lid for it as a part of the deal.
And finally she said sir, and she took she took the.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Lasagna trade and put it back behind the counter, and
she said you may leave now.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Oh no, my god?

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Did you leave quietly?

Speaker 9 (37:53):
And I said, well, no, I need this pan. She said, well,
you can't get it here. She said, I would rather
you're not shop here.

Speaker 15 (37:58):
I've done that to somebody at like mgarage sale, Like
they'll come over and they will want such a cheap
price on something that's already so cheap.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
My mom and I have taken it out of their
hands and go, yeah, we don't really want you to have.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
This, so we've walked.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Wow, you're gonna be that much of a cheap bathtard?

Speaker 13 (38:18):
I know, right.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
What kind of other hashtag of blacklisted things do you
see on Twitter?

Speaker 13 (38:22):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (38:22):
These are hilarious. So one girl was blacklisted from Uber
because she said she was a well known passenger who
threw up every time.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
I do too, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Another guy got banned from his neighborhood hipster coffee shop
because he said he would walk in and deliberately order
a tall, skinny frappuccino every time, and that's clearly a
Starbucks thing, so they got up with him. But one
guy broke a ping pong paddle after somebody else got
the table he had been waiting for, so he said,
now no one's playing. Broke the ping pong paddle. All

(38:51):
of these work. I think they are really reasonable reasons.
Another one spit in the ice bin at a bar
because the weight the bartender was taking too long to
okay drink.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
He should be blacklisted. The hey Chris, Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
I'm doing okay. So not Chris, but his brother was
blacklisted from someplace. Well where was he blacklisted and why?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
So?

Speaker 20 (39:11):
It was a local store called Cres. It was kind
of like an Oklahoma native store, remember, But he was
blacklisted at the age of I think it was like
fourteen or fifteen for joy writing in one of the
motorized handicapped scooters in the parking lot and getting the
cops called on it.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh my gosh, I mean, and.

Speaker 20 (39:33):
Like the reason I say, technically blacklisted. He's much older
now he could probably go in and nobody would know.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Nobody would Oh, no, keeping eye. Here's the thing. They
just say, hey, stop doing that.

Speaker 21 (39:44):
Yeah, because you'd think and it was like it was
a first time thing.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
But just having the cops called, I know, you're never.

Speaker 20 (39:53):
Yeah, but the phone call for my mom basically saying, hey,
I need you to go to I need you to
go to Cress pick up your brother. He's had the
cops And I'm like, why what did he do?

Speaker 23 (40:01):
Was he stealing?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
No, we're riding on a twitter.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, dumb reason. I got it all. Tell your brother,
we said, Hi, he should Does Chres even open any longer?

Speaker 20 (40:13):
You know, the few times because I live in Tulsa now,
I listen to you guys here in Tulsa, and a
few times I get down and Edmund, I saw friends
and a couple family down there. A few times I'm
down there.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I still see it, you do. It's one of those
old stores.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
It's one of those old stores that really never was
great back in the day, and it's still around not
being great.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Making it all right, Chris, thank you very much, have
a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (40:33):
All right, you guys have a great one.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Thank you, you too. Yeah, frog, there's a mutual friend
of ours.

Speaker 22 (40:39):
I went to a convenience store with one time in
Fort Lauderdale and he was buying just a coke and
he handed the guy at twenty.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
It's like, I don't have change for that. So then
he went to use his debit card.

Speaker 22 (40:48):
You gotta spend five dollars and they got into an
argument together and the guy kicked us out. And we're
never and either one of us are allowed to go
back to that convenience store anymore. Oh please, it's just stupid.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
You don't remember you, That's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Do we have a call? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, scary.

Speaker 29 (41:03):
So my Millie was blacklisted from roy Rogers the restaurant
for stealing the fast food restaurant all from the stealing
all the pickles from the fixens bar.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
What does she do?

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Put him in a baggy and take a month.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yes, she used to bring her own foil. She brought
her own foil.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
She's so cute.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Old people can take all the pickles they want.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
If it's all you can eat, what does it matter.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
You can take all the pickles that's all you want
to eat.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Well, you know, I think the theory on all you
can eat is all you can eat? Well, why you're
there right? All you can eat for the next week,
I can take it to go bag.

Speaker 32 (41:34):
No.

Speaker 11 (41:36):
I understand that rule though, don't you you know?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I get it.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
I brought a great I brought an Igloo cooler to
the sizzler. I just feel like hapened to where right
here is that Lianne high Leanne?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
What's going on? Yeah? Where were you blacklisted?

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Well from a.

Speaker 31 (41:53):
Local drug store for I'm not kidding spraying a perfume tester.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
It's a test you spray in someone's eyes.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
You suppose to spray a test, right, you don't know
how it's melting.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
So how did that conversation work? Well, how did that
conversation work?

Speaker 25 (42:14):
I was like fifteen, and I wanted to smell it.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I wanted to see what it was like.

Speaker 17 (42:20):
Sorry, sprading comes up to me, he goes.

Speaker 25 (42:22):
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now, And
I was like, why you just sprayed that?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
And I just was bewildered.

Speaker 17 (42:29):
I did stared at him.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It had the sticker. They had the sticker that said
tester on it.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, it was like I had a bottle.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
You don't want to go there anyway.

Speaker 15 (42:38):
Maybe message Maybe I thought because you were thirteen, you
weren't going to buy it, so you were just on
the butt.

Speaker 13 (42:42):
Screw them.

Speaker 9 (42:44):
No, do you have any do Let's let's turn the tables.
Do you have any desire whatsoever to go back to
that stupid store?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
I'm not really now.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
Yeah, good ridding, all right, thank you very much. I
don't blame it. Hello, Max, Max is.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Blacklisted from a Chucky Cheese. Tell them what, Max? Tell
them why you're blacklisted from chuck e Cheese?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
All right?

Speaker 27 (43:10):
So I was a seaming plos and I'm not sure
why my parents felt like they need to throw me
a party at check of Cheese. So I'm already getting,
you know, killed by all my friends, and they asked me,
you know, to go up and pick pictures and stuff
for Chucky, and I was just not in the mood,
and he just kept, you know, coming coming to me,
and I don't know, I just lost it.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
You lost it. You got you got into a physical
altercation with Chucky.

Speaker 27 (43:36):
With Chucky, yeah, at twelve years old, at twelve years old.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Who won that fight? By the way, Well, I don't.

Speaker 27 (43:47):
Think there was much of a fight, but it's the
fact that you know he doesn't he doesn't have much
range of motion.

Speaker 32 (43:52):
No.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
No, then if you knock his head off, you're going
to cause a lot of trauma.

Speaker 33 (43:57):
Kids.

Speaker 17 (43:57):
Oh yeah, it's quite easy to get you know.

Speaker 9 (44:01):
But at the end of the day, you can't be
too proud about getting into a fight with Chucky. All right, Max,
thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
One day were sorry.

Speaker 15 (44:12):
We were in the Chucky Cheese and when all of
a sudden, my friend went into the closet and he
came out with just the head on, and he started
walking around. They didn't lock the door, and so we
were just playing around the Chucky Cheese and I thought
he was going to give kids.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Like a heart attack because there was nobody just the
head of Chucky.

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Come.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Can'try that we weren't your traumatized for life?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, hello?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Elvistran in the Morning Show. Astran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
All right. I don't know how closely you listen to
our show.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
I know you hear the words we say most of
the time anyway, but sometimes if you're listening with earbuds,
you can hear sounds in the background. And since some
of us are working out of our homes and this
and that. You know, these are not perfect studios that
we're in, so you going to hear the sounds of home. Right,
So it wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
It's Brody on the line. Let's go talk to good morning.
Let's give Brody a good morning.

Speaker 20 (45:09):
Good morning, Dave Brody, Good morning, Elvis Dryan, good morning.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
Hey, so it was several months ago that you brought
this incredible, incredible offer from a company for free chairs,
these very comfortable office chairs. I know that Froggy and
Danielle are using theirs right now, and you say they're
extremely comfortable, right, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Gosh, so comfortable. They're great, great support for.

Speaker 9 (45:31):
Your back, right, and if you're if you're sitting, if
you're sitting regencies, that's the name of it. If you're
sitting in these chairs for a long period of time,
like we're forced to do, that comfort is so important.

Speaker 23 (45:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Well, there's an issue.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
They're starting to squeak and it's and people are texting
it and hearing it and they're saying, oh my god,
there's a squeaky door in the background, there's these chairs,
and so I mean, let me hear yours.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Froggy turn your mic up. This is what it sounds like.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Okay, haunted and then Danielle's Daniels makes this noise right here,
right right exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
So I just wanted to say it's they're great, but
we've we've got to do something about these. Do you
have any ideas.

Speaker 23 (46:20):
Well? I would think a little w D forty might help.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah, yeah, Now do you think I have that in
the house. I got to pick up some of that.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I mean, we are in the like the audio business,
so we have to we have to be careful for
these things. The chairs don't need w D forty.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
No, no, it doesn't matter. I mean life needs w
D forty. That's that's not a problem as long as
you can do it. Let me hear let me hear
your chair one more time before you w D forty
at Froggy, here we go.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I I.

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Meant the haunted mansion of Disney World, Froggy said earlier.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
He was waiting for people to get up so he
could move. He's being held hostage by this chair.

Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's getting to the point now we'll go to like
play a song and I'll have to say, Danielle Froggy,
stop moving.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
In your chairs.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Brody doing one more time?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Okay, we got it, all right.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I am your host, your ghost.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Your ghosts, or we can just vote to leave it
if you want to know. I'm flipping it over right now.

Speaker 11 (47:19):
I'm I'm gonna w B forty.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
All right, So Danielle, can you ask your husband if
he has any w D forty later?

Speaker 32 (47:25):
Do?

Speaker 13 (47:25):
I really?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah, I don't want to wake him up for now.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Just don't move hold on.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Mine's not as bad though.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
It seems like froggy stuff always makes more noise? Is
there like just less? Is it because all of the
moisture in Florida? That anyway? So Brody want to say
thanks for the chairs, but we have to loose.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
Them up a little bit. If you want to get
back to him and let him know maybe that's that's
one of the things.

Speaker 23 (47:50):
I'll shoot them. I'll shoot him an email thanking them
again for the chairs. I just mentioned that they're a
little creaky. Not a problem.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
A little creaky, Okay, you can't mentioned something, but not
a problem. Yeah, no, No, it's just one of those
little things in life. We gotta take care of Brody.
What's going on.

Speaker 23 (48:06):
I'll give them, I'll give him the poop sandwich, Elvis,
the way you taught me. I'll point out to chairs
the problem and then I'll thank them again.

Speaker 9 (48:15):
Okay, cool, Someone's saying, Daniel, if you don't have WD forty,
you can use skin so Soft from Avon and also
I have that either also gets rid of mosquitos. I
think all right, all right, brod you just check it in,
have a beautiful day. We'll talk to you later.

Speaker 23 (48:28):
All right, you got it, all right.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Tap, Hello, Daniel.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
All right, it comes to us.

Speaker 15 (48:36):
From Daylyn, who says, my boyfriend Israel and I went
on vacation to pouta Conta and we had some problems
with the trip. So I wrote a little letter complaining
I want you to call my boyfriend from the hotel,
with the follow up from my letter saying, Hey, I
just want to address some things that your girlfriend was
complaining about.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 15 (48:54):
Oh, she's listening in, by the way, because you're gonna
hear her voice in the background.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Good, here we go.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Your phone tap, Hello, mister Israel Martinez. Please, yes, Hi,
this is Cheryl Lindy.

Speaker 24 (49:06):
I'm calling you from Zoe Travel. Yeah, I received a
letter complaining about the.

Speaker 34 (49:12):
Bye yeah, yes, yes disaster that was the food was horrible,
and and then now to reserve to go eat anywhere
was a pain and a butt every time we reserved.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Well, I'm sorry about your stay. Unfortunately, there's nothing we
can do.

Speaker 24 (49:28):
I mean, you only spent about two thousand dollars, so
that was actually the cheap end of the vacation packages.

Speaker 25 (49:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
So I don't know what kind of service you really expected.

Speaker 34 (49:37):
Well, what I was expecting was better food quality. Would
you guys announced that you have lobster all the time.
There was no lobster, because every time we talked about food,
the first thing everybody said was, oh, when you get there,
unlimited lobster all over the place. You know what, we
a lobster.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Wanted to be honest, When you're cheap like that, that's
what happens.

Speaker 34 (49:56):
Okay, well, okay, so I like your attitude. If you
have a a little spiky attitude with me, or well,
this is what you got for being cheap.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
This is what you got.

Speaker 34 (50:04):
I mean, if you would have announced that this was
the kind of services we were going to get, we
would have paid the extra money, and we would have
gone to the right place.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Well, how do I know that you have more money
than you put down?

Speaker 34 (50:13):
How do I know that you have all the choices
if you don't offer them?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Well, how do I know that you're just not a
cheap person?

Speaker 34 (50:19):
How do I know that you're trying to sell cheap stuff?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
I don't sell cheap stuff.

Speaker 34 (50:23):
I got nothing to talk to you about. No more
will just because this with a credit card company and
that's it.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Yeah, listen, why are you even on the line. I
am on the line, but I'm not calling to talk
to you.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm talk to me.

Speaker 34 (50:32):
I don't care if you want to talk to me.
I'm no one's gonna pay you or not pay you,
So you decide what.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You want to do.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Your girlfriend doesn't have money, You don't know how.

Speaker 20 (50:38):
To speak to people.

Speaker 34 (50:39):
Obviously your business okay, let me is that you get paid?

Speaker 35 (50:43):
Right?

Speaker 34 (50:43):
Yes, I thought we have to talk about If we
got to talk about anything, maybe we would have gone
with an agency that knows how to give people quality stuff.
I got one more than result.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
I can resolve it very quickly.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Ready.

Speaker 34 (50:55):
You can't result anything, Oh yes, I can. Are not
capable of doing anything obviously there streams of people, and
that's all you do, trying to scare off people while
your little screaming and you don't scaring.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
I can resolve it, you know why.

Speaker 34 (51:06):
There's nothing to be resolved. What's gonna be resolved is
you're gonna give it a credit winging the people.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Okay, listen to Israel one second, and now it's.

Speaker 34 (51:15):
Not even about the damn money is not either about you. Listen,
you you know what you're gonna give me a tell them, Oh,
I'm not gonna pay that company a damn thing nothing.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Okay, Israel, calm down two seconds.

Speaker 34 (51:26):
You do what you're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Here's what I gotta do. I gotta tell you you've
just been phone tapped.

Speaker 15 (51:32):
This is Daniel Venarrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning show,
and you got phone tapped.

Speaker 34 (51:35):
Idiot. You know Unit station that I always listened to
in the morning and you always criticizing me.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
You're never gonna get on one of those things.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Oh no, you're too smart for that.

Speaker 34 (51:50):
You got me hater for doing that.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Elvis Dan phone tip. This phone table was pre recorded
with permission granted by author.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
So I was at the grocery store and a lady
was walking through with her phone playing music.

Speaker 9 (52:27):
Loudly, monst just it wasn't an iPhone because it was
really it was louder than my phone.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Could ever be.

Speaker 9 (52:33):
That's one of those things that I don't think people
know how rude they're being. List I made a list
common things people do that they don't realize it is
actually rude. Number one listening to anything in public with
the volume turned.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Up, monstros You were polluting the world with your audio. Yes,
and that.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Includes people having conversations on the speakerphone correct, Oh, exactly, Yeah,
I just I was on a plane recently. I told
you guys this. There was a grandmother and a grandson
sitting next to me. They both had whatever they were
watching on full blast, so it was like a telenovela
and then also blues Cluse and it was insane. I'm like,
you don't have headphones? Yeah, you also flight attendant jar

(53:14):
and tell them to shut up.

Speaker 31 (53:15):
This was terrible, terrible.

Speaker 9 (53:16):
I know it is irritating or no offense. It's usually
older people at a table in a restaurant. They they
go on their speakerphone start yaping to someone. You're like,
shut up.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
And it's also a lot I feel like a lot
of little kids do it too, and their parents just
let them because it's babysitting. The kids at least engaged
in something, so they don't care. But when I'm like
hearing a game NonStop and just like, bring bring, bring
coins at a nice restaurant, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
That gives me crazy.

Speaker 15 (53:44):
At a soccer match too, because We'll be sitting in
the stands and the parents want to keep the kids
busy next to us, and they have their iPad on
so loud, and I'm trying to watch the game, and
I'm like, can you just like put headphones or something.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
May assume when you're a parent, you don't hear the
noise as much. In him you kind of tune it out.

Speaker 36 (54:01):
It's at a radio station, my kids, I hell, come,
you're not singing along, dad. I'm like, I hear these
songs all the time. And same thing with kid shows.
I have every single kid show song stuck.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
In my head. Parking a shopping cart in the middle
of the aisle while you're at the grocery store.

Speaker 9 (54:15):
Oh yeah, move your car to the side, and then
you try to get around them and they're like they
look at you like you're being rude.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Or speaking of shopping carts, and then block it the
rest of the eye with their body on the other
I'm like, no, you pull the cart over to where
you need to go exactly.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
Now, speaking of shopping carts, the ones that don't put
them in the corral in the parking lot like scary
like that?

Speaker 7 (54:43):
Well, I mean here, you know, it.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Depends on where the cart corral is.

Speaker 29 (54:48):
If the car corral is close by, I don't mind
walking over to it, But if it's on the other
side of the aisle and I got to walk for
more than three or four minutes, I will just put
it out of harm's way so as it doesn't take
up a part working space or in the middle of
the road.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I'm not going to be that kind of guy.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Well, you're saying is that your three minutes are more
important than the other person three minutes or maybe longer,
who then has to come and get it and take
it back.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Well, you'll be taking a job away from someone if
everybody puts them away.

Speaker 29 (55:14):
No, you're not the person who who takes my parking
space is going to need a cart and they're gonna
have to walk all the way over to the corral and.

Speaker 13 (55:20):
Get a cart.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
They can't even move into the space because your cart
is there.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
You know, I never take that cart. I'd be like
that person is dirty and gallless.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, and I don't want a lazy man's cart.

Speaker 9 (55:30):
And also like I was at King's the other day
and at the very end, I think you may have
told the st at the very end of the parking lot,
as far as the eye can see, I could see
a cart then, so want to take it and not
brought back monster. So you know what, I started walking
to zoom if it. So I've just walked all the
way like three miles that way almost and got this cart.

(55:51):
And I was coming back, I discovered more carts. I
ended up bringing three carts back to the corral because
they're scary, can't walk on kid.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Is actually good for you out there? Put put a
corral in.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Every way you walk through the whole grocery store with it,
and it's that last like one hundred.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Feet that just do you in.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeah, I think that's maybe what it is. The last
time you walked through a grocery store, Oh, just a
couple of weeks ago. It's ridiculous. I got robbed, you know.

Speaker 34 (56:19):
No.

Speaker 9 (56:19):
I moving on to other things that people do and
they don't know. They're really rude. Like if someone declines
a drink.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Oh, insisting people like you gotta have it done. Come on, man,
what's your problem? People that give them, not to people
who turn down the drinks, and people who give them health.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
Either know if someone is sober or they have a
health issue, or they just drink.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
They don't owe you an explanation.

Speaker 29 (56:43):
I got pressured into doing a shot that I didn't
want on Saturday night, but I found beer pressure on that.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Don't don't do it.

Speaker 9 (56:49):
Don't let them win that they're being rude, and you
don't owe anyone an explanation. If you don't want a
drink or smoke.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Pot, whatever, you just say no, thanks, that's it. They
don't They don't need to know one and rehab.

Speaker 13 (57:01):
No, I'm not drinking.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Here's one that I need to work on.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
I'm being rude and don't even know it.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Letting my dog jump on you can people come to
the house.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
I can see that dog.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
People don't care though. Yeah, but you know what, I'll
as somebody that's even allergic to dogs. The smaller dogs
are okay, I feel like, because they don't really do
that much damage. But if it's a big dog, yeah,
you gotta control them.

Speaker 29 (57:27):
So we always have elevator episodes in my apartment building,
and people are getting onto various flaws with their dogs.
And a lot of times the dog will come and
it will come sniff me, lick me, whatever, and I
but I'm like, well, I'm an easy going person, so I'll.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Pet the dog back. But I'm thinking in my head, dude,
what if I freaking hated dogs?

Speaker 29 (57:46):
I and I only does nothing to like hold the
dog back.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
It's just and as you're a parent, you don't like
your kids jump all over stranger or something.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I don't mind it. I have a bit. I have
a threshold up.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
Also, like around here, people are usually getting in those
elevators because they took their dog outside, or they're going
to take their dog outside, and their little pause or
a little dirt bag little pause, right, which I get
because you're walking around some and then don't jump on me.
And I love dogs, but I don't want a little
brown pawprint on me.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
Another another time you're being rude, don't even know it,
asking a newly married couple when they're.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Going to have kids.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
That's so weird the first question, or.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Any couple, right, Yeah, like when you plan on getting married?
Who says that to it? Two people dating? I get
that all the time, and it's none of their business.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
People think it's so cute to say weird things like oh,
but you guys would have such beautiful babies, don't want them?
And then also, you guys have been together that long,
how come you're not married? Because we don't want to be.
That's why it's just very weird.

Speaker 9 (58:47):
You're being rude, don't know it When you're looking at
your phone while someone is speaking to you.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I don't know what you're talking about on camera?

Speaker 9 (59:02):
No, well look I know that, you know, like in
this room, you know we're on we're doing the show,
this and that. The show never stops, so everyone, so
you gotta look down for notes or you got to
look at something.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I get that. I'm looking at the clock right now.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
But let's say you're at a bar with a friend
and you start talking to them and they just they
pick up the phone and go yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
And a lot of people do not have the ability
to text or look at whatever is on their phone
and listen to you. So you know, they're just.

Speaker 29 (59:33):
Is it rude to answer the phone at the table? Yes, yeses, yeah,
so absolutely need to answer the call. You just step away.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I guess, pardon me. I need to take part of me.
I got to step out for a second.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
As a parent, this is could be another way people
are being rude around you, giving unsolicited parenting advice.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
I mean even on like social media, they're like, oh,
you should let your kid do it. Yeah, yeah, you
you have your kid, You were responsible for your kid.
No one else is get off my lung.

Speaker 15 (01:00:00):
People who don't have children that give advice because until
you're in that situation, you have no idea. Like they
do the same thing with like a lot of things,
like if you're not in a situation, you really don't
know until you're in that situation.

Speaker 13 (01:00:13):
Drives me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Okay, but two things. Two things. One is an unsolicited
parenting advice. I'd be like, get some headphones on that
kid's iPad because that's annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
That's not parenting, that's just rude.

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
But rude, And you're right, I don't know what it's
like to have kids, but I know what it's like
to deal with everybody else's kids that like, they chose
to have kids, And now it's my problem, But what
was going on?

Speaker 15 (01:00:32):
If I'm dealing with my kid and I have a
problem or an issue with my kid, and you don't
have a kid, and you walk over and go, here's
what I think you should try, and be like, you
don't have kids, how.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Would you know what to try?

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Because those don't do coach like that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
That's a different situation.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
But if the kid's like kicking you in the shin,
you have every right in the world and say, hey,
can you get your kid on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Anybody in general?

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
Finally, we're running out a time saying no offense right
before you say something that you know is going to
be offensive, So that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Doesn't give you the license say something offensive by saying no. Yeah,
if you really feel like you have to say no offense,
you really shouldn't say what it is. I guess that said,
let's try to be polite today people.

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Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Slash Dream Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Dan in The Morning Show, Elvis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
All right, I'm glad we could get together because before
the show this morning, Gandhi told me what happened to
her last night, and I told her, I said, this
is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard you say, Gandhi,
I call bs on what you're telling.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Okay, So is Brandon your boyfriend?

Speaker 30 (01:02:13):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Is he willing to play along with us?

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
He is willing to play along? Yeah, he's the only
other witness to what happened. Half witness. He's a half witness.

Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
Well, no, he's there, he's the only witness. Probably, let's
bring Brandon on and let's connect him to the room
because this is very important stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Hi, Brandon, we miss you. I wish we could see
you soon.

Speaker 37 (01:02:31):
Good morning, let's do it all right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Oh he's ready? Hey, all right, well, welcome to the
seat most court. Uh oh, we're in this corner.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
Brandon woke up and found a puddle of moisture in
the bed he shares with girlfriend Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
He looks over and asks, did you wet the bed?

Speaker 9 (01:02:52):
Gandhi replies with the most ridiculous story I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Okay, are you ready for the People's Court?

Speaker 24 (01:03:01):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
All right, here we go, Brandon. Do you want to
start first? Let me type this cavee? Brandon is going first.

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
Okay, good, Sorry, I'm still using my my royal typewriter.
All right, Brandon, do you want to tell us exactly
what happened this morning?

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:03:17):
Absolutely kill you. Some Gandhi comes in every morning to
wake me up because I'm terrible at waking up, So
she gave me a nice hug to wake up this morning.
And when she left and walked out of the room,
I stretched and I got out of the bed, and
when I.

Speaker 11 (01:03:37):
Went to.

Speaker 37 (01:03:39):
Take my morning tea, the whole side of my pants
was wet my.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
My weight pants, okay, go ahead, my waist.

Speaker 37 (01:03:53):
My shirt was wet. And at that point I yelled
downstairs to ask her if she peed the bed, and
she told me that no, in the middle of the night,
that she was dumping water on her feet.

Speaker 21 (01:04:06):
Okay, alright, washing her feet in the middle of the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
All right, morning, all right, So that was her excuse.
That was her excuse.

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
Okay, blame blame La Mella water on their feet about Okay,
Now let's hear Gandhi story.

Speaker 13 (01:04:21):
God nobody does this morning.

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
This morning, your boyfriend Brandon woke up to a side
moist and he is convinced it's not his urine, it's yours.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Do you wish to state your side of the story.

Speaker 7 (01:04:35):
Yes, I would like to say it's not urine at all,
because Brandon, first of all, do I or do I
not do crazy things in my sleep all the time?

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Like talk? You will, they will not.

Speaker 9 (01:04:45):
You will not talk to the witness. You will not
talk to you will just address just address the court. Okay,
this witness is being belligerent.

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Well, all right, fine, Brandon knows I am full of
crazy things in my sleep. I move around, I talk,
I kick people. I have sleep paralysis. Sometimes I yell
all kinds of things happen in my sleep. So in
the hell the night, because he tells me, people record it.
They take video of me sleeping with my eyes half

(01:05:13):
open because I have crazy sleep issues.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Okay, all right, so tell what happened then.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
So, approximately three thirty I had a dream that I
was at the beach with my parents and I needed
to desperately wash my feet off with water, which actually
happens when I'm with my parents at the beach. I
woke up to me and my water bottle dumping water
on my feet. Only so the fact that it's somehow
all over him. He says it was from his toes
to his back. One who peas like that too. I

(01:05:40):
don't even know that I believe that that's the story,
but that's okay. So I was like, ah, I screamed, Yeah,
I think the witness So I scream in the middle
of the night, and I was like, oh, I knew it.
Tried to wake this fool up. By the way, maybe
you guys should ask him why he didn't wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Why didn't you wake up.

Speaker 37 (01:06:05):
Last night?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
Edible, All right, Well, now you're becoming the suspect. Didn't
that funny how the suspect is turning it around and
making you the guilty party exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Look at you blame blaming the victim.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
Thank you, I'm yelling. I have the water bottle in
my hand. I'm like, Brandon, You're not gonna believe this.
He's knocked out, dead asleep, so whatever I touched him,
he didn't feel wet at all. To me, I get up.
There are little wet footprints to the towel. Room, got
a towel, came back, dabbed up what I thought was
all the water, just put my feet back on it,
went back to sleep. Then he wakes up this morning
and I'm downstairs making him breakfast. By the way, when

(01:06:42):
he decides to l did you pee on me?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:06:48):
Okay, we heard your story, as outlandish as it is.
One more final thought from Brandon. Brandon, any more thoughts
before we rule on this case.

Speaker 37 (01:07:01):
She's guilty of in the bed?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Okay? Basically, yes, all right, I hate you? All right,
Well there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
Anyone can I throw in also?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Uh yeah, sure, yeah please.

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
I did a sniff test. I pulled the sheets off
the bed. There's no pea stain. He did a sniff
test too, and I know he did, because there's no
way he would have left with P all over him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Did you did you actually take a whiff of your
girlfriend's urine yesterday?

Speaker 32 (01:07:25):
You do?

Speaker 34 (01:07:26):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Goodness?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Maybe? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
And okay, okay, Brandon, honestly did you smell? Did it
smell like urine or did it have no smell whatsoever?

Speaker 37 (01:07:37):
That's why I asked her if it was p Of.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
Course, I hate you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Okay, So here we go, all right, Uh, here we go.
So we want to go around the room.

Speaker 9 (01:07:47):
Kind of late here, but I just want to see
what you think. Just a few words of thought here, Yes,
Froggy sure, Okay, Froggy is too busy picking up dog
crap right now, So we'll move on to I'm good. Okay, Yes,
thoughts gotta go, We gotta go to I'm gonna go with,
I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 22 (01:08:00):
I'm taking Gandhi side of this. Gandhi has a history.
She has a past of having weird sleep things. And
something weird happened. She dumped it and I don't know
how she would peep from her feet down at the
bottom of the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I mean Okay, it doesn't place.

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
And by the way, Froggy has two Cocker spaniels. One
of them crapped the floor. That's our next case. That's
the case out in the hallway that'll be coming out
next to Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Danielle, your thoughts of the pee of the bed story
with Brandon and the Gandhi.

Speaker 15 (01:08:27):
Yeah, so, Brandon, you know I love you, but I
have to go with Gandhi here because exactly that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
She has weird, strange stories all the time that she
tells us.

Speaker 15 (01:08:34):
But she did the pee test. You sniffed it and
it passed, And like she said, she tried to wake
you up. It's not my fault or her fault. You
had edibles and you didn't wake up.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
She tried to show you.

Speaker 9 (01:08:45):
So I'm gone with g all right, scary quickly, we're
running out of time, Adam.

Speaker 29 (01:08:50):
We're behavior with Gandhi. Whenever she whenever she does something,
she will admit it, like if she if she tharts,
she raises her hand. So if she pee, why wouldn't
she tell the truth?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
She confessed to it. It was water.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Really, do you really raise your hand on your heart?
That's the strangest reaction to farting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I've ever heard of this, well.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
I mean, not necessarily, but you know, if I do it,
I own it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
I would have wanted to actually be on delta.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
You smelted. That's another case. Yes, it quickly nate your thoughts.
Not enough evidence to convict.

Speaker 38 (01:09:19):
I'm sorry, Brandon, but going forward, I think you guys
need to put a camera in the bedroom to document
what she does during the night.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
In case this happens again. I don't know if that's
gonna happen, but thank you very much. All right, I
want to rule. I do believe. Sorry, guys, Gandhi, peede
the bend.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
I'll tell you we're gonna take a side.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Shut right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Here's the thing. You have made up some stories in
the past, but I was dreaming. I went to the
beach of my parents and I had to wash my
feet off with water.

Speaker 11 (01:09:56):
No, no, you know we will.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
We will send it you later. But Gandhi, I find
you guilty, guilty, guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
You come smell these sheets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I'm gonna come sniff your seats. Brandon.

Speaker 9 (01:10:08):
I'm gonna come up with an adequate payment to take
care of you. You need to be compensated for your loss, Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
When did he lose? What did he really love?

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Does anyone think for a second that potentially he peed
the bed coincidentally I got water on the bed, but
then he peed, making a big mess.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
Well, the burden of proof is on you, and we'll
do that in another case if you if you wish
to appeal, fine, and there you go. Today's People's Court
and Gandhi, I love you, but you got to come
up with a better outrageous story next time.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
Wait, wait, wait, this jury pool is four against one,
four on my side and he's just just making me guilty.

Speaker 9 (01:10:45):
But his name's on the show, So I guess if
we all agree with you, how boring would that be?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
We love you, Brandon, have a beautiful day, and uh
thank you Brandon, good bye, bye bye, love you. You're
gonna ask you a question. GANI my friend hanging up
the phone now and going what the hell am I
am I dating? What about?

Speaker 12 (01:11:04):
What is this?

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
Always? He says this all the time, like he hears
me doing things and he's like, that's my girlfriend, ladies
and gentlemen, that's my girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
Why your story is probably a little true, but I
can't admit that on the air ever.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Wondered what we look like. Do you think I look
in bered?

Speaker 32 (01:11:20):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran show Elvis Duran
in the Morning showing on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Who wa wait wait? Who called me yesterday? And I
ignored your call me? Scary you called? I'm sorry afternoon?

Speaker 11 (01:11:45):
Did you?

Speaker 13 (01:11:45):
Did you? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Give a check your phone and see that missed call
from me later in the day. I don't check for
a miss call. I don't, don't, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Is this your new thing now putting it on do
not disturb?

Speaker 27 (01:11:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Look, scary Scary called yesterday.

Speaker 29 (01:11:58):
That you know, there is that section where you could
hit the you know the all they all come up
and read all the missed calls.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
But I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I don't want to talk to anyone. And you see,
this is where we This is where we differ.

Speaker 13 (01:12:10):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
I really Uh, if there's an emergency, you'll figure out
how to get in touch with me. I checked my
texts every once in a while. But yeah, yeah, uh fail.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
When you get one phone call is not your call? Yeah,
but not that. If you get one call, he's not answering,
you know what? And look don't brand me as being
an a hole because of this.

Speaker 9 (01:12:30):
Just just hear me out. We all decide our live
to live our lives in different ways. When I when
I wanted my own personal time, I don't. I don't
really care if you get upset.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
I'm not there for you.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
I mean, if if it's an emergency, I will you know,
you'll get through to me and we'll take care of business.
I'm always there for you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Scary. Why, well, let me ask you. Why were you
calling yesterday?

Speaker 29 (01:12:50):
Oh no, I wanted to talk about some a couple
of off show business items that was just going to
take a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Thank got it in pas.

Speaker 29 (01:12:58):
No, it was nothing bad. It was just something cool,
an idea that I had. But yeah, no, it's cool.
I actually respect the fact that you put your phone
and do not disturb. You talked about it the other day.
I love that, And you're creating this time for yourself.
I'm just wondering, like, Okay, eventually I'll get back to me.

Speaker 9 (01:13:12):
I just know I have a lot of people who
text me every day and I don't get back to them.
And they asked, well, how can we not getting back
to me? I'm like, well, because you didn't really ask
a question you needed an answer to. So I if
you you know, that's just who I am.

Speaker 15 (01:13:25):
I've found that people don't believe me though when I
say I didn't see it, because sometimes you don't. Yeah,
I do have my Apple Watch on, had my phone,
but I honestly zone out a lot during the day
and kind of like just tried to do things with
the kids, get things organized and rest and so then
I'll go to it later and I go, oh my gosh,
this came in five hours ago.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
And then they're like, you know you saw it. You
wear an Apple Watch. I'm like, I swear to you,
I didn't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Well, even if you know, even if you did see it,
you don't owe in it. You do not owe an
immediate response. You just don't know. So I'm the same
way and email. It even takes longer. Voicemail. I haven't
checked voicemail in years. I don't know how that works
me neither.

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
I'm surprised when I still get a voicemail. I'm like, wait,
that works. I thought I filled it up.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
One of them.

Speaker 9 (01:14:06):
A lot of people believe that if they send a
text and you see it, then they deserve an immediate response.
It's right now. It's like just just barging into someone's remedy.
I let's have a conversation about what I want to
talk about right now. Okay, here we go, no matter
what you're doing, not even taking into consideration where you
are in your world.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Look, I zone out. I do my own thing right well, scary,
what does it want to talk about? Let's bring it
up on the show.

Speaker 29 (01:14:28):
Okay, it was just a solution for a sales client,
and it's really should be talked about off the air.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
You should talk to Nate about that kind of stuff.
About it as well?

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
About it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Why do you have to get a committee to help
you out?

Speaker 29 (01:14:43):
Because I think that you would provide the best solution
and the best direction.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
You've got the most experience doing. You know, I have
no more experience than you have. My life coach, you
and you have the most No. No, no, no, I'm
not your life coach.

Speaker 32 (01:14:56):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
I wanted to pick don't blame that on me.

Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
Wanted to pick your brain a little bit, that's all. Okay, no, no,
no no, And I would love to do that one day.
That'll be good. But what are you doing in twenty two,
I'm September looking for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Well, I love you, scary, It's just you know, I
have no hard feelings. I'm like, yeah, he'll get back
to me at some point.

Speaker 15 (01:15:18):
Okay, Well, no, I don't know if Nate's worse or
Elvis is worse because Nate. Sometimes I'm like, dude, I
need an answer on this, and he's just like in
another country.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
Fair, Nate, Nate's position is where he should answer every
single one. Well, the reason, the reason why I don't
have to is because Nate's here. Nate, if I start
answering things, you have no reason to be here, So
you should start answering.

Speaker 15 (01:15:44):
Things sometimes, like though, maybe he's having sex with the
heather and that's why he's not here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Maybe another stroke there, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Get out here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Sorry, I can't pick up the phone now. I'm having
a stroke. That Daniels defense.

Speaker 22 (01:16:00):
I did text him yesterday. I said, hey, man, do
you have a second, And about ten minutes later my
phone rang.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
So okay, well you know what Loddy Doddy do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Maybe he was open at that time, and he was
he was ready to take a conversation. And yeah, to
be fair, there's times where I need you and you're
on response.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Well, that is true. I'll admit that. That's those hours
where I put it aside and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I'm trying to do is get a watch. You can
just walk you talking Danielle like I.

Speaker 9 (01:16:25):
Do whenever you can get hold of And we just
got a text from someone's. If you call and don't
leave a message, I won't call you back. I'm the
same way. If you call and you don't leave a message,
and you don't you don't follow it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
What with the text? I need to talk to you?
Then it was just like, hey, I just walk It's
like you just walked by and crop dustin. You don't
want to check a message? No, I don't know how.
I don't know how to check messages.

Speaker 16 (01:16:48):
What, Nate, You know what I would love a recording
of is how you hang up the phone when you're
lucky enough to get Elvis on the phone. And Elvis
hangs up faster than anybody I've ever met in my life.
He's not even through the word.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
It's like.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
You see, I looked at the phone as a like
a like a walkie talkie. Yeah, like you hurs the button,
you talk and you let the button go right.

Speaker 15 (01:17:12):
That's why you need an Apple watch so we can
walk you talk at you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
If you think about it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
Phone courtesy the phone range, you pick it, You pick
it up, and you go hello, Where did that come from?
In the way we say it because if I see you,
if I see you on the street, I don't go hello,
I go hey.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
I like how Italian's after the phone pronto. That mean
to me, that means hurry, what do you want? I
gotta go pronto.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tapped.

Speaker 9 (01:17:44):
So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her
because she's being careless. She leaves the top down on
her convertible, and she leaves the car parked when she
goes shopping or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
He really feels like something bad's gonna happen, someone's gonna
break something. He's had it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
So, uh, they thought it would be funny to call
from the beach where she left the top down yet again,
and all of her stuff gets stolen. So she starts
to tap and then we'll come up at the end
to break it up. So all right, here we go,
here's the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Up listening.

Speaker 13 (01:18:16):
Sad.

Speaker 25 (01:18:18):
Yeah, I'm at the beach and I left the top
end and I just went back to it and everything
is gone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
What's everything?

Speaker 25 (01:18:27):
Like the CD changer, my iPod, my wallet, my phone,
my PR, glasses.

Speaker 34 (01:18:34):
My drama, then the cord.

Speaker 25 (01:18:37):
I know, well, I just left it him because it's
always there.

Speaker 21 (01:18:40):
I didn't think I should take it out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
You believe that stuff?

Speaker 23 (01:18:43):
You call it that dummy.

Speaker 7 (01:18:45):
Your wallet is gone, with your licensees, IDs and everything.

Speaker 25 (01:18:48):
Yeah, my wallet, my license, my credit card, my bad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
The parking lot was like empty.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
I didn't think there was gonna be a lot of
people here.

Speaker 30 (01:19:01):
Call it pisses me off, damn it. You can't go
your hand, call the bank and cancel your credit cards,
and call a motor vehicle and cancel your license.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
I can't go to the bank right now. And that's
the thief dock damp page, the beach.

Speaker 25 (01:19:20):
Please the peach right now.

Speaker 30 (01:19:22):
They're gonna take care of your more porn things today.

Speaker 25 (01:19:25):
But what about like this? Your glasses is what gas?

Speaker 34 (01:19:29):
Ask?

Speaker 11 (01:19:31):
The import thing is now?

Speaker 30 (01:19:33):
You got your credit cards gone and your license has gone,
your idiot.

Speaker 34 (01:19:36):
Everything else is replaceable, you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Understand, yes, but like you think you could do it.

Speaker 30 (01:19:42):
Maybe Now I'm only doing a damp thing for you.
You're gonna call the police, have him come over, and
you're gonna follow the police, be poor for stolen property,
and then you're gonna go to the bank and cancel
your credit card.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
They tell your fun too.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Yeah, my phone is in the car too.

Speaker 25 (01:19:59):
I'm I'm a wonder what.

Speaker 30 (01:20:01):
Did I tell you to not leave the phone out
of your sight, to stay with the phone in case
you have to call you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
I know that's the reason why I went, that's my car.

Speaker 34 (01:20:09):
What kind of an idiot does that?

Speaker 11 (01:20:15):
With that money?

Speaker 30 (01:20:16):
Id in the open car so you know if somebody
could come and take it. What kind of idiot does that?
Oh you you're gonna bun your mom and now you're
gonna drive me crazy with the nons of yours.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
You don't even tell her.

Speaker 30 (01:20:32):
Why do you think he's not gonna know his mom'
like flurt out. Yeah, well, you're in big trouble because
now you really mussed up this time. You're on your
freaking the nonsense.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
You can't get enough.

Speaker 30 (01:20:43):
You cannot get enough, call a police and follow report?
What are your left?

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
I am so that you say you call the police
and tell her where.

Speaker 30 (01:20:55):
You are and have a come there and follow the
power bill.

Speaker 13 (01:20:58):
You what what?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
I'm just in My friends at the beach are tanning.

Speaker 30 (01:21:02):
You leave the beach right now?

Speaker 25 (01:21:04):
Can you half tomorrow? Because I don't want to miss this,
Like it's like the best time to me, tanning right now.

Speaker 30 (01:21:10):
I swear to God and all the flood that you
got there, and you go take care of your responsibilities.
I don't want to hear that you're doing at three
or four o'clock. That has to be done right now,
but that's when the sun goes away.

Speaker 34 (01:21:26):
Can you just sleep at four o'clock?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Oh you kiddy? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 30 (01:21:32):
You leave the beach right now, and you go take
care of that right now, but get the rest of
the day. It's shot. You don't know how pissed it
up I.

Speaker 9 (01:21:42):
Am at your little ass, Like now, would you still
be pissed off if we told you you just got
phone tapped?

Speaker 30 (01:21:47):
I got you you better, but I tell you you
was in a big trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Let me tell you right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
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all parts the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
People want to know why we call you straight Nate.

Speaker 38 (01:22:17):
Oh, that's because the first time I was ever on
your show, Elvis, I told a story about how I
accidentally went on a date with man. So you said, well,
we should call you straight Nate so they know you're straight.
Not exactly exactly, that's pretty obvious, all right. So so Nate,
I just set it up. Nate went out to have
a drink with this guy, but Nate didn't think it.

(01:22:38):
Didn't know it was a date. The guy thought it
was a date. I think that's happened, hasn't It happened
to all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
At one point, I was on a couple of dates
with someone I didn't know I was dating. Oh, and then.

Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
No, it was a guy and he thought he thought
we were on a date. Twice He's like, well, this
is our second date. I'm like, we didn't even have
a first date. I just had a drink with you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Wait.

Speaker 15 (01:23:01):
I had a guy once think we made out with
each other because he didn't understand what making out meant
and he was so confused, and I had to actually
show him and say, hey, this is what it actually is.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
He's like, oh, I didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Okay, let's get I want to hear more about that
we had sex last night. No we didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
That's not no.

Speaker 22 (01:23:21):
If you were stupid, you're repeat offender, Nate, you got
you need to fix it up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
If you had two more drinks, would you have gone there? Probably?
I didn't cut it off. Man was going to turn
turn bad real quick. And then Ashley has a different
take on this on twenty four scary. Hey, Ashley, hif only.

Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
Good morning and welcome to the show. If only we
could read each other's minds a little better. But so
you were hanging out with this guy and tell your story.

Speaker 31 (01:23:50):
Yeah, So when I was a freshman in college, who
I thought it was gay only because I thought he
was very close to his I guess best friend and
someone holy he was I'm gay, And we became really
clothes and I I'm you know, I have hold hands
with my you know, for the friends gay, but like, okay,
I like to hold hands of people, so I'm very

(01:24:11):
touchy seely. So it was this guy who would hang
out a lot, and I felt like, wow, I'm getting
a new gay best friend.

Speaker 21 (01:24:16):
It's great.

Speaker 31 (01:24:17):
And we would hold hands to go out to eat,
and like, I just like now the cold hands a lot,
like occasionally like a bunch of whatever, which is kind
of weird. But we I truly thought he was just
a gay best friend until he tried to kiss me,
and I was like incredibly confused. And apparently he's very straight,
very very straight.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Very not straight. He's very.

Speaker 11 (01:24:43):
Straight.

Speaker 31 (01:24:43):
I don't know straight, but he was straight.

Speaker 26 (01:24:46):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:24:46):
But probably how we built these stories in our minds
and we just we just believe they are true. Right,
he's a gay guy in your mind, but.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
He really wasn't.

Speaker 9 (01:24:57):
This guy was that the guy was having straight innate
and then he put his hand on straight in eight's
five and what did what did you say to him
at that point?

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
At that point, I didn't say anything to him.

Speaker 38 (01:25:08):
I just knew where this was going and I didn't
want it to go there, so I just said, oh,
I have to go to work tomorrow morning, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
And then you didn't even address it.

Speaker 38 (01:25:16):
I know, No, I think he got the hint the
next day and then he was kind of cold to
me from that point on.

Speaker 9 (01:25:21):
There you go, So, Ashley, how was the conversation with
your very straight friend who you thought was gay.

Speaker 31 (01:25:28):
I feel kind of bad. I probably would have handled
differently now, but similar to meate, I kind of didn't.
I didn't want to be like, oh, I thought you
were gay, so I just be myself look worse by
just being like, oh, I'm not interested, which is like
terrible because I was cafitely leading him on.

Speaker 17 (01:25:42):
If if if we were.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Gad you were not leading him on, not in your
mind the intention, the intention was not there. You didn't
want to do him. You wanted him to like hang
out and be your gay friend. Gay friends are festive.
I get it. We're fabulous.

Speaker 9 (01:25:57):
We're a fabulous, fabulous tribe. All right, Well, look, thanks
for listening, Ashley, and okay, thank you. Yep, I was
out on I went on two dates with a guy,
but I didn't know they were dates. And he finally said, look,
I'm these are great. You know, it's great dating. You
know again, I looked. I remember looking at him going, uh,
we're not dating, not a date?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Oh man, what about you?

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
Gandhi absolutely happened when I first moved here. Actually, there
was somebody who I had sort of like met in
Boston and we were just friends. Kept in touch whatever,
and then when I got here, he said, hey, let's
go have a drink. So we went out and had
a drink, and then a couple times we just kept
hanging out, and finally he was like, so, I don't
know if I'm supposed to kiss you or not, because
I really like you, but I don't know if you

(01:26:42):
know that I've been considering these dates. And I said, oh, nope,
I have not been considering that a date. I'm so sorry.
It was very uncomfortable because I was kind of dating
someone else at the time too, so I was like,
oh my god, if I've been sort of cheating, what
is going on? I didn't know.

Speaker 9 (01:26:57):
Then there's another way of looking at it, like scary.
For instance, all the girls that used to go out
with him and he'd buy them dinners and give them
tickets for jingle ball concerts.

Speaker 29 (01:27:06):
We told you, I thought I was going out on dates.
I thought I was making some inroads with these ladies.
I'm like, and you know, because who wouldn't want you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Know, it's the first date, second dinner, third dinner. It
turns out I was friend zoned, and yeah, they were
buying expensive dinners.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
Yeah, really didn't we warn you with them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Several of them, you said, you're you're not dating her,
You're just taking her out to dinner. Is a difference.

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
I'm like, okay, well, okay, look drained my bank account.
Here's here's how we are as human beings. We do
have these this dialogue system going on in our heads
where we actually we paint pictures, we we come up
with scenarios and we actually trick ourselves into thinking something
is what it isn't and they can.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Get you a lot of trouble.

Speaker 13 (01:27:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
Yeah, I mean we know some people who I mean,
actually it's embarrassing what they would do and say, you
know're like what, uh, you weren't dating them? And there's
really no great way to tell someone, hey, you think
this is something, it's not really really heading for disaster.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
You just stand there and let them talk.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Yeah, they're so convinced on their mind.

Speaker 22 (01:28:16):
And even little things like I remember scary and I
had one time a friend of ours was getting a
text and they got the little heart, the little emoji
with the heart eyes, and they thought the emoji with
the heart eyes meant no, weir an item like that
that led them on to believe that that was the
thing too. So there's so many ways you convince yourself
that maybe a situation is something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
It's not the old wink smile, you know, you get
the wink smile. I got a wink that something. Line
twenty is another. Actually we have so many Ashley's. We're
Ashley full today.

Speaker 9 (01:28:42):
Hi Ashley, Hello, Hello, So you went on a date.
Actually you went out for what drinks with a coworker.

Speaker 20 (01:28:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (01:28:51):
So we were going to celebrate a new career and
we were just going out to drinks to celebrate, and
she started like playing with my head and telling me
I'm really pretty and everything. And then it just got
super super awkward because I later learned out that she
thought it was a date and we were really just
going to celebrate.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Oh wow, you know you did she drive a super rue.

Speaker 11 (01:29:17):
Four.

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
Well look, you know what, in a way, you're flattered, right,
It's like, wow, she really finds me interesting even though
I'm not into her.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
That's not where I wanted to go with this.

Speaker 24 (01:29:30):
Yeah, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
It is.

Speaker 9 (01:29:31):
It's uncomfortable though, You're like, oh god, I just I
don't want to I want us to be friends, but
I don't want to add this extra wall here, which
I'm going to have to do now to tell her that,
well I'm not into you. Thanks anyway, Well, how did
you get out of that? Actually you just found out
later through someone else that she was a lesbian. And
did you say something to her?

Speaker 28 (01:29:53):
No, I didn't say anything to her. We just kind
of went our separate ways and I ended up getting
a new job.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
There you get all right, Well, Ashley, thank you for
listening to us, and have a great day. Okay. You
see it's gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (01:30:07):
People we have the it's these voices in our the
voices in our heads are our enemies.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Sometimes they really lead us down a bad path, they
really do. You gotta be careful what you're thinking. What scary.

Speaker 29 (01:30:19):
So my question is why can't we be more communicative?
With so many ways of communicating, you know, you can
do it in person, on the phone, text, whatever, social media,
why can't we just be forthright?

Speaker 9 (01:30:30):
Because in the dating world, it's it's a dance, it's
a game, it really truly is.

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
You know, people are so afraid of rejection that they
don't want to just put it out there clearly to
maybe get rejected. So then you end up in this
weird little dance.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
Would you have liked the girls to have said, listen,
I don't want anything. I want to track.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
She saved a lot of money that way. Scary.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
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Speaker 37 (01:31:26):
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Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
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Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
So excited. We're about to do the Animal Sound Test. Yes,
it was dreamed up by Gandhi and named by Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
The Animals Sound Test, so simple name.

Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
So we're gonna play for Heather is on line eleven.
Let's go talk to Heather, a dental assistant from Kenton, Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
How you doing, Heather? Hi?

Speaker 17 (01:31:52):
Oh my god, Hi, everybody, welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
All right, well, look, thank you for taking time out.
You're gonna win some big money.

Speaker 9 (01:31:59):
Uh, you're actually playing the animal Sound Test with guys
who know animal sounds, or they should. My husband Alex,
and of course we have reptile Matt on the line.
They are best friends. Between the two of them, they've
had they have forty six years working with animals at
the zoos they've they've worked in and of course they
now work at Seton Island Zoo.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
So you're in.

Speaker 9 (01:32:18):
Good hand, lick'd hope, Wait and be ready to go,
Ready to go? Okay, giggedy you, giggity you, let's go.
All right, So here's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Welcome to the animal sound test. Yeah, it's the jungle music.

Speaker 9 (01:32:37):
So even though they have between them forty six years
of animal experience, we'll see. You know, it's one thing
to look at an animal and recognize what sounds it makes,
but when you just hear the sound, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
So for everyone they get correct, you get ten dollars.
You can win big money, big money, Yeah money. Alex
supposed to know what he gets?

Speaker 13 (01:32:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Where do I win? Yeah?

Speaker 38 (01:32:58):
What do?

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
What do I magine? Matt and uh Alex kid? We
have anything for them? We'll send you a delongy toaster honor.
All right, here we go. Listen closely. This is animal
sound number one.

Speaker 11 (01:33:19):
All right, sounds like my stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna give that one to Rep. Tall Matt.
What is that? Rep?

Speaker 21 (01:33:24):
Tal Mat I do believe I know that one, because
I do think I have worked with those guys for
quite a few years. I would guess that that is
an alligator. That is correct, big money, big money, the
only one I'll get correct.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
So I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
All right, Let's go to animal sound number two.

Speaker 33 (01:33:47):
All right, it sounds familiar.

Speaker 26 (01:34:01):
Yeah, it does sound familiar. Can I hear that one
more time? Don't let that cute sound fool you. Yeah,
there's a little clue in the very beginning. Play well,

(01:34:24):
just play at the very beginning.

Speaker 13 (01:34:25):
You'll hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Play it right there? You were making noise. I know
I'm trying to play it again, but don't make noise.

Speaker 13 (01:34:34):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:34:38):
Right there?

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Done?

Speaker 21 (01:34:43):
Do you have any idea?

Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
I'm thinking hip. I was gonna say a hippo, but yeah,
I was thinking.

Speaker 13 (01:34:52):
You're not.

Speaker 21 (01:34:54):
What I don't know? I think because I'm going on
what Elbas said. Don't let that fool you. So I'm
thinking it's a it's probably a large animal.

Speaker 11 (01:35:03):
I just had a large mammal.

Speaker 21 (01:35:05):
Yeah, exactly, hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Oh, time's almost tell them what that was.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
Those were baby rhinos.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
You were so closely with the hippo.

Speaker 9 (01:35:19):
You said hippo, which is sort of not really all right,
all right, let's move on to uh so, you've got
ten dollars so far, Heather, happy days are here again?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
All right, here's animal sound. Here's animal sound number three.

Speaker 13 (01:35:34):
Oh I know this.

Speaker 21 (01:35:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 11 (01:35:37):
I think it's got to be a goat.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Yeah, it's maybe go Yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:35:44):
That's when I first thought. Who was working in the
children's center at the stat Owan too, so.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
And because you're a child you got two so far.
Let's give you animal sound number four. Mm hmm.

Speaker 11 (01:36:03):
Right away. I'm thinking a bird. But can I hear
that again?

Speaker 21 (01:36:12):
I think I do know this one because we had
them at the Birmingham Zoo when I was working at
the Birmingham Zoo. I'm going to pick a guest, but
play that again.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 21 (01:36:27):
I'm going to get the koala.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
That's correct, man, Look at that, hey, Heather, They're doing
a good job for you. All right. Here is animal
sound number five?

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Yeah? I look kid? Played again? Hm hmm. What do
you think it is WHOA I G B rhino goat?
You have a guess?

Speaker 11 (01:37:06):
Can I hear it one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Yeah? Name that animal.

Speaker 11 (01:37:16):
I'm stumped with that one.

Speaker 13 (01:37:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
That is a baby seal played again. This is the
baby seal right here? All right, let's move on to
the next one. Okay, you're doing really well. Here is
animal sound number six.

Speaker 11 (01:37:37):
I've heard this before, you have because we have them
at the zoo and uh every year give birth.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
What are they?

Speaker 11 (01:37:45):
Porcupines who.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Play it against? This is a porcupine. Yep.

Speaker 11 (01:37:57):
We we used to have one and I used to
petter no, and she used to make those sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Wow, that is so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
All right, Here is animal sound number seven.

Speaker 21 (01:38:12):
You know that one too, Alex, we know that one.

Speaker 11 (01:38:16):
I hear a bird.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Oh no, no, that's my phone plank.

Speaker 11 (01:38:21):
I mean I'm hearing bird noises. Okay, something we have
right now?

Speaker 21 (01:38:29):
You know that we know this one. We have these
at the zoo too.

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
Then what is it? Do they roll up into a
ball net?

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Yes, they do, nine banded, six banded you can put uh.

Speaker 21 (01:38:40):
Yeah, it's an armadillo.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
But job, they're awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Heather, are you still there the animal world?

Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
Heather They've won you fifty dollars so far. Let's keep going.
Here is animal sound number eight.

Speaker 11 (01:39:07):
Definitely a large mammal.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Yes, sounds like a ghost.

Speaker 35 (01:39:10):
Definitely a large mammal. Rumble into the stomach, any idea?

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Play it again? An elk coore?

Speaker 11 (01:39:29):
What are you thinking, mad? I'm thinking like an elk.

Speaker 21 (01:39:31):
Core elk or a moose something like that.

Speaker 13 (01:39:34):
It's a wow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
So now you have six correct? Is that right? Yeah?
I think so? Anyway, Here is animal sound number nine.

Speaker 11 (01:39:53):
Hmmm, see, I would think like a small rodent or.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
I don't know. You should know this, maybe calling reptile mat.

Speaker 21 (01:40:05):
Yes, that's the type of frog, right, it's a desert
rain frog.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Play against scary. That's so cool? Yeah, oh my god? Okay,
here is what did they step on? Animal? Here's animal
sound number ten?

Speaker 11 (01:40:28):
Sounds like a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
One more time.

Speaker 35 (01:40:40):
Sounds like a like a bird, kitten or a cat
or a felon or something. Is it a baby cat
or something?

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
He should get that it's in the cat family.

Speaker 11 (01:40:53):
Yeah. Have I seen one of these before?

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Yes, in a way, it could be any cat because
they've all sounded like.

Speaker 11 (01:41:03):
Matt Any clue.

Speaker 21 (01:41:05):
Did we see those in Africa?

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Yes, I think we did see it ran by very quickly.

Speaker 11 (01:41:11):
Up Cheetah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
I kind of gave that away a little bit, but
all catcher fast. All right, that is a cheata. Are
you still wear us, Heather, Yes, I am. You're up
to eighty dollars. These guys are doing really well. All right.
Here is animal sound number eleven. Uh I get look
look at this.

Speaker 35 (01:41:33):
I got goosebumps just here and that that has to
be a red fox because that's what I love. And
I raised three red foxes at the Statlands red.

Speaker 11 (01:41:42):
Fox red foxes.

Speaker 35 (01:41:47):
Red foxes, they have over twenty different vocal sounds, and
sometimes people will think it's a crying child or a
screaming lady and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
But wow, that's you know what said because he Alex
raised many red foxes from when they were born and
they they've all they're all gone now. I remember lady
was the last one to pass away.

Speaker 11 (01:42:11):
Yeah, she was the best anyway.

Speaker 9 (01:42:14):
All right, I'll tell you what. Here's a here's an
animal you didn't raise. This is animal sound number twelve.

Speaker 11 (01:42:24):
Oh I definitely heard that before, Matt.

Speaker 21 (01:42:28):
Yeah, yeah, I would. I definitely have a guess for
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Okay, it is a whale. It's a blue whale. Wow, Heather,
are you're still there right?

Speaker 24 (01:42:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 35 (01:42:40):
Yes I am.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Are you getting bored?

Speaker 17 (01:42:43):
No, I'm impressed with everything that there's like figuring out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
That is just awesome. Well, you know what, we have
more animal sound. I don't know how much time you have.
We got tons of money. We could go all day
if you want. What do you want to do?

Speaker 17 (01:42:55):
Let's do you if you want to keep going, but that's.

Speaker 15 (01:42:58):
Up to that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:59):
Let's do let's do a speed round. We have to
answer immediately. Okay, okay, here's animal sound number thirteen. Go
name that animal?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Go no clue? What seahorse?

Speaker 9 (01:43:16):
No, that's a flying squirrel. That's a sugar glider. Here
is animal cell number fourteen.

Speaker 21 (01:43:25):
What is that?

Speaker 11 (01:43:26):
Sounds like a squeaky toy? I would say like an insect,
some kind of insect.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
Play one more time? Go what is it ripped on? Matt?
What is it? Oh? Is that gosh?

Speaker 11 (01:43:40):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:43:40):
It's a caterpillar cat?

Speaker 26 (01:43:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Oh, candillers make noises?

Speaker 13 (01:43:47):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Here is animal cell number fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
Quick, go.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Name that animal?

Speaker 11 (01:43:53):
Go watching the toilen?

Speaker 12 (01:43:55):
No, what is it?

Speaker 21 (01:43:57):
Person in the stall?

Speaker 11 (01:43:58):
Next to me.

Speaker 9 (01:43:59):
No, that's that's an elephant seal. Elephant seal. Here's number sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
You'll get this, oh the devil, Yeah, Tasmania never preck.
Here is animal. So number seventeen go what is that?

Speaker 23 (01:44:25):
Say?

Speaker 11 (01:44:25):
You moose again but.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Sort of I don't know. That's an elk. Here we go. Here,
here's animal. So number eighteen quick, what is that? My gods?

Speaker 11 (01:44:46):
Well, actually I believe we had these at the State Island.
Zoom at well, what is it? Canadian lynks?

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
It's a links.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
Damn it sounded like Disney's Haunted Mansion.

Speaker 27 (01:44:59):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
We have one more to go? What is this animal sound?
Right here? From is.

Speaker 13 (01:45:05):
Oh?

Speaker 35 (01:45:05):
I know this? Oh yeah, we've seen tons of these
in Africa in the water.

Speaker 27 (01:45:12):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (01:45:12):
Hippo?

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
That's a heap?

Speaker 38 (01:45:16):
And there you go you guys.

Speaker 9 (01:45:18):
You guys did really well with the animal sound test. Yes,
Alex and ripped all met Hey Heather, you just won
one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:45:28):
Yeah, yeah, very impressive, guys, right, thank.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
You so much.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Do you want to hear Kouala's fighting? We have show.
Listen to Kuala's fighting. Sounds like that's fighting. I know
he congratulations, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 15 (01:45:51):
I'm goodcited.

Speaker 34 (01:45:52):
Yay, that was great.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
I'm very impressed.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
Very Oh that was great.

Speaker 35 (01:45:57):
Well, don't forget. You know, we've been to Costa Rica.
We've been all over traveling Africa numerous times. And and
Matt and I we wherever we go, we visit a zoo,
so you know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Go support your local zoo. I love you, Giggy. Good going, Matt.

Speaker 21 (01:46:15):
You guys just good to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
That was awesome that bit job, Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
When we go to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
I've been relying more and more on Instagram to study people.

Speaker 9 (01:46:38):
As a matter of fact, you can go on Instagram
on your explore page, like at the very beginning, and
it uses Instagram's algorithms and all the searches and all
the things you've liked on Instagram to tell you what
you're all about.

Speaker 11 (01:46:51):
So if you go to my.

Speaker 9 (01:46:52):
Instagram explore page, okay, here's pictures of guys with shirts
off and and a lot of lasagnas.

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
That's so fitting.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Yeah, when the last time you went to your own
Instagram explore page.

Speaker 8 (01:47:06):
I do it because here's a puppy, here's.

Speaker 9 (01:47:08):
A puppy, here's another puppy, and here's like it looks
like a chicken stir fry, and there's a guy with
his shirt off.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Are you looking at yours? Yes, Producer Sam, what do
you say?

Speaker 7 (01:47:20):
Go Oh, there's a lot of disturbing amount of wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Stuff on my wedding stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:47:24):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
Okay, he tells you a lot about you, Daniel.

Speaker 15 (01:47:28):
You have shoes, sugar skulls, and a lot of entertainment stories,
I think, because that's what I do.

Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
You know for a living?

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Yeah, Gandhi, what do you have?

Speaker 7 (01:47:38):
I have a killer fish, elephant, elephant elephant links, lots
of animals, guy with monkey and a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
There you go to your animal craze, Froggy, can you
see what's on yours? Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:47:49):
So I've got half naked pictures of Enrique Iglacias I'm
not sure, innocent golf pictures, and then lots of.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Dog pictures dogs see dogs, dogs for dogs?

Speaker 34 (01:48:00):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Garrett? On Instagram?

Speaker 36 (01:48:02):
I too have guys with shirts off, but for because
I've been trying to get like abs wrestling and Odell
Beckham Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
There you go, there you go? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:48:10):
All right, Look, so you can learn a lot about
yourself looking at your Instagram explorer page.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
Now, what can you learn about other people?

Speaker 9 (01:48:16):
What are the little little things you search for on
someone else's Instagram account that tell you a lot about them?

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
Hey, Sarah, how are you?

Speaker 15 (01:48:24):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 32 (01:48:26):
Now?

Speaker 9 (01:48:26):
So is it easy for you just to go onto
someone's Instagram page and immediately tell us what they're all
about and who they're seeing, if they're single, if they're happy,
if they're sad.

Speaker 17 (01:48:37):
Yeah, I mean I usually look to see if somebody's
like got pictures with themselves only like just themselves or
with other friends in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Yeah. A lot of people are int of those, like
all selfies.

Speaker 9 (01:48:48):
Okay, well, so if you have someone online it's all
selfies on Instagram, what do you think about them?

Speaker 31 (01:48:53):
I kind of feel like they might be a little
bit more selfish than some of the other people out there.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Yeah, I feel like they need.

Speaker 15 (01:49:02):
Acknowledgment, like people telling them that they're okay, right, yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (01:49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
So it doesn't make them a bad person.

Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
It could be that they're lonely too.

Speaker 7 (01:49:08):
I think I look at people's Instagram feeds as what
their internal dialogue is like in their head. What's going
on in their head is on their page. So when
I see somebody that's a selfie selfie, selfie selfie, I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
You crazy going on? I'm want to say crazy, but
I mean they definitely, you know, self absorbed. Like if
you look at mine, it's all naked guys in Lasagna.

Speaker 5 (01:49:26):
You know what's your thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
So Sarah, Okay, okay, let's turn the page. Let's turn
the tables. Sarah. If I go to your Instagram, what
do I learn about you?

Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
I guess you might learn I have a lot of friends.

Speaker 17 (01:49:40):
I just I guess that I hang out with my
friends and my family.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
And I love showing good times with friends.

Speaker 31 (01:49:47):
And I live in the crazy place out of Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
There he is. That's it all right, Well, thank you
for checking in, Sarah. I have a great day. Thanks
for listening to us. All right, you can learn so
much about yourself. Yeah, and others. Hello, Lly, hi Elvi.
Kelly loves to investigate everything about someone on Instagram.

Speaker 17 (01:50:06):
That's right. My dog has an Instagram, so I follow
a lot of dog people, and you know, you look
at the dogs, but you don't really know what they're about.
So if you look in the background, you can see
if they're like really dirty or like what they had
for breakfast on the poor. Yeah, look in the background.
It's very important.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
So if we look at you in your Instagram, what
do we learn about you?

Speaker 17 (01:50:31):
I try to keep my house clean, I painted my
wall a few times, I got a different couch.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
You really are into the background, yea.

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
The best thing they did was that zoom in feature.
Is now you can see so many things like, oh,
what's that I see in the back and you zoom in.

Speaker 9 (01:50:48):
You know, we posted a picture in our old apartment
and someone said, I know exactly where you live and
they could see the building across the street outside my
window way in the back of the It's like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
Yeah, it's so strnge.

Speaker 17 (01:50:58):
I've definitely looked through your Instagram. Elvis in your kitchen
is a really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
You caught it on a clean day, do you know what?

Speaker 15 (01:51:06):
I've had somebody somebody say to me, hey, you need
to take this picture down because we can zoom in
on your addresses in.

Speaker 17 (01:51:12):
The Yeah, I definitely looked at Danielle's house. I like
is during Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:51:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
I love that, Kelly, I love it, Thank you, thank you.
Keep in mind everyone Kelly's watching you. Thanks thanks for listening.

Speaker 15 (01:51:29):
Always look around to see what dirty stuff is on
the floor. Yeah, because I know there's zooming in on something.

Speaker 9 (01:51:34):
There's always something on the floor in my pictures. Usually Hello, Froggy,
what's up?

Speaker 22 (01:51:38):
The other day Lisa posted a picture and then somebody
dms me like, hey, take that picture down. If you
zoom in on the mail, you can see your new address. Yes,
at least had to take it down. But you don't
think about that when you take a picture. You're just
thinking about what you see in the picture. You have
to like zoom all around and make sure everything's all
clean in your kitchen.

Speaker 9 (01:51:55):
For one, let's go deeper psychologically, so Gone, you were
talking about profiling people who I have a.

Speaker 7 (01:52:03):
Lot of things that I check out.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
What do you check?

Speaker 35 (01:52:05):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
I always check their tagged photos because the pictures you
put up. Of course, we're always gonna put up the
best pictures of ourselves, but sometimes one will sneak in
that one of your friends posts and you're like, Okay,
that's what that person really looks like. So if somebody
doesn't have any tagged photos up, I think, all right,
you're either hiding something or you have no friends and
you never go out. There's something sketchy here. People who
disable their comments, there's something sketchy going on there.

Speaker 9 (01:52:27):
Oh see I disabled them sometimes, Yeah, because it's sketchy
people saying stupid things.

Speaker 4 (01:52:31):
You don't right here.

Speaker 7 (01:52:31):
It also people who have someone clearly following them around
to catch all their candids. I'm like, come on, man,
what are you doing. You actually have somebody trying to
catch you.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
Hire I don't know if they hire them or Like.

Speaker 7 (01:52:44):
I have a friend who everywhere we go, she hands
me your phone and she's like, okay, get me in
seventeen different angles, and I do.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
But it just you know, you know what she's up to.
You you know that these other people are up to,
of course, because you're part of the problem with your friend. Yeah,
what's your question? Scary?

Speaker 29 (01:52:58):
So if somebody does too many selfie he's on Instagram,
how can you tell if that person is just self
absorbed and or they have low self esteem and need approval.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Side, I mean both.

Speaker 9 (01:53:09):
We're not trained professionals. Who are we you know, you
ask them, Well, I don't know, you know, I don't know.
There are a few people I know that. I mean,
it's nothing but pictures of them. Yeah, and a lot
of them aren't even selfies. A lot of them are
taken by other people.

Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
Yes, which is weird.

Speaker 11 (01:53:24):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:53:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:53:27):
I also have really been obsessed lately with trying to
bust people with fake followers. It's like my favorite thing
to do. So I checked how many followers they have
to the ratio of likes on their page, and if
they don't match up, I'm like fraud. I also have
a little tool that I can investigate with.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
You'd think too much into this, lady, I love.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
I love how you're really into it.

Speaker 7 (01:53:45):
Don't worry. I can give you a letter grade for
people you just ask me.

Speaker 5 (01:53:47):
You should be working for Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:53:49):
I should Instagram dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
Hello, there's a text that came through.

Speaker 9 (01:53:52):
My boss uses Instagram to decide if a temporary receptionist
has a good personality to mix well with guests.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
Look, you can tell a.

Speaker 9 (01:53:59):
Lot about someone likability and then are they fun? Are
they stick in the mid.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
You know, Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:54:07):
Ch check grammar two on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
So I guess a good good look at mine? Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:54:12):
A good takeaway from this is look at your own
What are you posting? This is what people know about you.
This is what you're telling people about you. May not
even know what you're telling people, but you're telling people
all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
It's whack a doodle time. It is whack a doodle time.

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
My knupples are so hard.

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody pee said out everybody