FULL SHOW: The Day We Abused the System (Just a Little)

A “Meet Market” caller kicks things off before we debate hitchhiking, gaming the system, and why people always laugh when someone else gets hurt. We break down what your drink order really says about you, who people come to for advice, dating someone with deal-breaking habits, and try to identify mystery sounds and dog breeds!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The courses of this program were pre recorded Elvis Dan
at the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So, you know, years and years ago, we used to
have this event that we threw from time to time
called the meat Market way before you were here, Gandhi,
long long time ago, before you Nate actually, and so
at these meat market get togethers, we would meet at
Webster Hall or some other huge place of venue in

(00:27):
New York City, and we would invite people to come
to meet other people, singles, single people, and of course,
you know, a couple of married creepers got in there.
But we always wondered, like god, those many years ago,
did they ever work? Did anyone ever meet anyone at
our meat market? We would play games and introduce people

(00:47):
and it was a very fun time. Well, those years ago,
we stopped doing them. The other day, Scary was on
I Think X and he saw a listener post his
entrance badge number on on social media from all those
years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
His name is Joel. We got in touch with him.
You want to meet him? Yeah, here's Joel. Hi, Joel,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
How are you, what's happening? How are we doing?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
We're doing okay. So this is wild.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You came to our meat market at Webster Hall, what
twenty five years ago?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh yeah. It was a bunch of guys from Hoboken.
We're saying what to do tonight and we will always
listening to you guys, and let's try this meat market
thing out.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So you show up with your show it with you
your bros. And you put on your registration, your tag
with the big number. Do you remember what your number was?
What number were you?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Was?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Number eight fifty five. We were featured in the catalog
because it was a meat market, so they called it
a catalog.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
That's right, the.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Cattle the catalog.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Cat It was like a description of you, right, like
what your likes?

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Yeah, I'll say that.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I believe. I believe you know. It was like what
your what your likes is now biking and cooking and
some of our friends had some stuff. I really can't say,
but it was a fun time. It was definitely cool.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
It was like a pamphlet of tinder profiles.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yees.

Speaker 9 (02:09):
Basically all the women would get it when as soon
as they entered the meat market.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
That many people.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sometimes yeah, sometimes we had we do it outside what
was then known as South Street Seaport, we did one there.
That's where Scary yelled at the guy would playing the
game who was using his hands and it wasn't supposed
to it and he started screaming, no hands, no hands,
and realized the guy had no hands. Remember anyway, so
Joel was there and uh, so the night starts going.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
We're up on stage, you know, being every buddy. But
you met someone? How did you meet Diane?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
So we were we were dancing and the guys just
hanging out. When I think they I think people still
dance at clubs. But uh, back then, I was wearing
the tag and I leave Scary and Greg and Cubby
were giving away a trip to Hawaii and this uh
blonde girl walked up to me. He said, I want
to go to Hawaii. I said, I'll take you, and
then we just started dancing and that you know, at
the end of the night, we had we had a

(03:08):
kiss goodbye, and uh, I just told her not to
wait for three days to call me.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, and then what happened? Tell us more keep going then.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I was so drunk then and I don't remember what
you look like. So when she came to my apartment,
a hobok and I was praying that she was good looking. So,
you know, I looked over the stairs when she was
coming up to the second floort.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was like, oh, thank God, no good, this is good.

Speaker 10 (03:33):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You gotta keep in mind this happened. This happened twenty
five years ago. So what did you take Diane to Hawaii?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
We did go to Hawaii, Yeah, we did. We went
three islands and we had a great time and got married.
We have two beautiful children. Yeah, we're going on a
twenty three years of marriage.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Wow, are the kids still living with you? Remember?

Speaker 11 (03:57):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
You and Diane still have the kids in the house
or did? Are they?

Speaker 12 (04:00):
Now?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
We have two dogs in the house. That we are
empty nesters. I have a son born in the University
of Florida, he's a gater, and my daughters at Coastal Carolina.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So year old.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Amazing, all because of our silly, our silly little meat market.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Look at that. That's awesome. There you go.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
So I must assume that more people who met at
these events got together as well. You know, maybe maybe
didn't turn out as happy as you, guys, But that's
that's crazy. That's how long we've been around, guys, A
long time.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, what was the thing when people celebrating anniversaries on
T one hundred, wuld you always say and they never
had a fight.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Right, yeah, they never had a fight. We never had
a fight? Well yeah, we stop stopped saying that because
we just assumed that everyone's had a fight. Oh yeah, absolutely,
Can you guys have a fight?

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Do you blame Elvis?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Stop, easy to blame Scary Yeah yeah, he's the one.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
He was down in the pit getting them together. Wow,
that is so crazy. So any questions for Joel?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
This is awesome? Did you invite anybody from the show
to your wedding?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I believe Gary was at my wedding?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, oh you were.

Speaker 9 (05:11):
We actually became close as a result of this. This
is your friend he yeah, well I haven't spoken him
in a long long time. He just reached out to
us on X that today's the day. So I haven't
seen Joe in years and years. But I did end
up going to his wedding.

Speaker 13 (05:24):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Wow wow.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I don't know if Greg t went as well, but yeah,
but yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
See, there are good things that have come out of
this awful, awful show.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Do you know that when my parents met my dad
was drunk and he didn't remember what my mom looked like.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Either.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
He found a piece of paper in his white wallet
or something, and he's like, oh, I think I probably
should call this person, and they wound up calling and
then yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
The way people I know. Our friend of Kila is
married to Rinita. He met her by knocking on the
wrong door one day. Oh wow, and now they're married
with three kids.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, there's there's a hope for you can wear this
event back.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It was a great event. I think this is a
fantastic idea.

Speaker 14 (06:08):
Yeah, Joel the love of his life for God.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
What we're gonna say, Joel, was.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
That Vitamin C was performing. It was that one song.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What was that song? Something about school Rember now the
graduation song. Yeah, okay, there you go, Vitamin C.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
We had some real clunkers at some of those shows.
I'm not saying she's a clunker. Yeah, Gandhi, I think.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Now's the time to bring it back because people are
lonelier than they've ever been. Everybody complains about dating apps
and how terrible they are, and it's impossible to find somebody.
You just want to know about that chemistry in your
face to face. Now is the time. Let's do it
everything again.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
What people have to be able to, you know, to
actually communicate with one another because everyone's always looked at
their phone, just a different time.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
Up in those bags and Elvis, you.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
May be interested. I found a lot of younger people
aren't even trying the apps. They've already given up on
the dating app.

Speaker 15 (07:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Wow, so they want to just meet somebody, like at
a meat markets.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Same date dinners. That was so much fun when we.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Do oh I got look, I got scared doing the
blind date dinners and the meat marks. I was afraid
someone was going to take someone take someone out on
a date, like they'll they'll find them in a closet dead.
So I thank god you didn't kill your wife, Diane.
I'm so happy that.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
No, no, no, no, wow.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Things have changed so much since then, so maybe we
can try to apply this. Maybe the blind date dinners
were interesting some of the but when you had it
on mask like we did with these thousands of people
that came to these events, that was a big thing.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Because it was a lot of did we even vet
anybody back?

Speaker 8 (07:50):
Like we didn't. I think it was just sign up
and show up.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's what show up?

Speaker 8 (07:54):
That was it?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Come on, Psycho killers, let's have a party.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
It was well Joel, thanks for sharing that with us,
and please give Dian our best and our congratulations to
twenty five years together.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
And you met at our meat market. I love that.
Thank you, Joel. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Thank you guys, you're the best.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Have a great day. Take it easy. Elvis Duran and
The Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
The easiest part of your wellness, Roushine.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Just tell your smart device to wake you up to
Z one hundred.

Speaker 13 (08:28):
You don't know you got me the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
In the morning, Elvis Duran and the C one Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Happy New Year's Eve?

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Ye you get to kiss somebody cool tonight?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh god, to be kissed on New Year's Eve?

Speaker 8 (08:44):
Do you know what we haven't heard from anyone. No
one is saying twenty twenty six is going to be
my ear. I feel like everyone is just backed away
from declaring that every year, every.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Time would declare that it isn't right. So okay, let's
just tiptoe in twenty twenty six as if nothing new
is going on. Producer saying, what's you have for dinner?
Last night?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Oh, last night? Was a leftover night. I had a
lot of mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Also, all right, let's bring in the new year with
your horsecopes. Who you're doing with Danielle?

Speaker 8 (09:10):
And then will you kiss me?

Speaker 16 (09:12):
Oh me?

Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Awesome, yeah with tongue.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Okay, this is a very interesting birthday. Last you ready?
Sir Anthony Hopkins, Sir Ben Kingsley, and sigh, he's not
He's not a sir, he's not a sorry Capricorn. You've
got to push to build your confidence. Don't sit passively.
Your date is a five Aquarius.

Speaker 16 (09:32):
Left finds its way to you, and sharing it with
others is a wonderful gift.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Hey, Pissy's a light in your energy. Attract support. This
will help your dreams take shape naturally. Your day's a six.

Speaker 16 (09:43):
Fairy's energy and passion is surrounding you. Try picking up
what others are spreading your days and eight he Taurus.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Ideas blossom in beautiful, nurturing ways, but only if you
give them the opportunity. Your days to seven Gemini.

Speaker 16 (09:54):
All ordinary moments have potential. Try and build something special
for yourself today. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Answer your intuition guide you towards support and harmony. Avoid
the people setting off small alarms.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Your days in eight, Hey Leo, you are feeling passion.

Speaker 16 (10:08):
Inspire others by igniting your own joy first.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Your day's a six ver Ago. There are a lot
of creative possibilities around you. You are the only one
blocking them. Your date is a ten, Oh Libra.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Today you got to focus on staying centered. Today will
bring challenges that try to shake you. Your day's an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
You work hard and you dedicate and you shine through.
Do not let others define you the wrong way. Your
date is a nine.

Speaker 16 (10:32):
And finally, Sagittarius, teamwork will align as fun and success
will follow your heartfelt efforts.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
Your day's an eight and those are you. Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Froggy has a house guest. Our friend Rod Phillips is there?
Where is he? Where's Rod? Oh? There's the camera.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, so we've got on for a long time. So
Rod of course works with iHeart. He is a big,
big force in the in the iHeart world.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Years and years.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Ago, when when God we were he was the program
director of Y one hundred in Miami. Remember those days,
I do when they first hired him I flew down
and we all went to dinner with Rod. It was
it was Froggy, me and some other members of the
of the Y one hundred team. And I looked at Froggy,
I said, can you come to the bathroom. We went
to the bathroom and I said, this is the biggest

(11:24):
a hole I've ever met him.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Oh my gosh, you agree right?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (11:30):
We hated it. I remember my wife was there and
she said, I can't stand him. He's not nice, he.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Said, didn't like me.

Speaker 11 (11:37):
She said, what a jerk.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I knew you guys thought that. I had no idea
at least though every you didn't say one nice thing
to anyone. You were like so mean to it's so unfair.
There was someone, I think, like the Afternoon Jock or
someone from Y one hundred. You were railing on him,
making him feel like he was an insignificant, no talent,
worthless piece of turn and I'm like, wait, wait, is

(12:00):
he there or you're suggesting I was talking about? He
was there? He was there. We love Michael Yo, I know.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But so And I remember I called your boss Tom
Pullman that night. I said, this guy's not going to
work out. He's the maanest biggest flaming ahole I've ever
met in my life.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
And Frog's like, we're, dude, why one hundred is going
to be doomed with this guy? He's he's so mean.
We hated you, you were so so hateful and how
did all that work? And how did all that work out?

Speaker 7 (12:28):
And ow?

Speaker 17 (12:29):
Okay, So two weeks or three weeks go by and
I call Elvis one day I'm leaving the station. I go,
you gotta listen to me. I actually love him. He's
a good dude. I'm like, you gotta get to know him.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
He's great. Else goes, all right, you're an idiot, I said,
I need to find out for myself. So I flew
back to my you don't even know this. I flew
to Miami just to be proven wrong. And here's what
I learned about Rod. And this is why this is
so important for everyone listening.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
First impressions they don't always work out to be the track.
It turned out that Rod and the way he was
a sarcastic ahole, was actually very endearing, and we learned
that that's his personality and he's fabulous.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Does this makes sense to anyone?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Because I thought the same thing when I and he thought,
I you thought I hated you for the longest time,
and then after a while I was just like oh.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
And then everyone's like, no, he really likes you.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I don't think so, man, And then I and then
I realized, no, he's a sweetheart. We love him.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
So can I get this scary? Somebody help me here.
I'll defend you to the death. I feel like we
vibed right away. You're a guys, guy, that's why we
get along.

Speaker 17 (13:39):
I thought Rod Phillips was just scary CD collection character.
I didn't know he's the real person.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
By the way, if you're familiar with those phone taps,
he is the name behind the CD collection.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Rod, We love you. You turned out to be just the
best ally for our show. And and I learned that,
you know, some people in life are just sarcastically funny.
They're just yeah, I don't know how funny I am.
I have been told I have that dry sense of humor.
If I have a sense of humor, so I guess
that just doesn't hit everybody. By the way, I had
a great time at that dinner.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Has no idea. You guys are like, it's such a jerk.
I was like, Miami's amazing.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
At one point, I mean, it was like eight of
us around a table eating a crab or whatever, I
don't know, and at one point you were being you
were like non stop insulting everyone at the table, and
I was looking around for a camera.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I thought this was a joke because you the boss.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
Was so me to I wish I would have seen this,
And it.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Turns out it was just it was. It's great and now.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
We're like a big teddy bear and he loves us all.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
So it's no.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
He's still an a hole, but he's supposed to be.
That's that's his characters.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
He's a loving a hole.

Speaker 17 (14:57):
Also brings up a good point. You've lost your wallet
and phone about every city in America in a true story.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
True. I can't deny that. That one.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I can't deny it usually involves drinking, but uh yeah,
used to anyway. So anyway, we love you, Rode And
this is just a public service for everyone.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
You meet someone for the first time, you're like, I
don't ever want to see them ever again in my life.

Speaker 18 (15:22):
Give them a second chance, for the love of God,
give them a second chance.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Investigate what it is you hate about him, It may
be something that you actually love about him. Like right
now he's wearing his baseball cap backwards. He looks like
a total douchebag.

Speaker 18 (15:39):
It's it's country camo too barely. I don't know why
you guys put cameras on these things. You're on the radio,
you can get away with. I mean, I just woke up,
like I literally just rolled out of bed. You're like,
come get on the camera with a light in your face.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
You both facetimed me last night, right out of the
shower in my pajamas with no makeup on, and I
answered your phone.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
True.

Speaker 17 (16:01):
We love you, Daniel. You looked beautiful. We had no idea.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Again, first first impressions, you know, investigate those a little
more before you write someone off. And so we're so
happy to have you in our lives. We love you
rod Well.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I love you guys, obviously. I love you guys more.
And I gotta tell you, Froggy was so giddy, like
a little kid his best friend coming to visit him
and having you.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
And Jack's with with Froggy right now. He's he's on
another cloud. So take care of our frog.

Speaker 19 (16:32):
We will.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
We will see. All right, now get out of here.
We love Rod.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Follow Elvis ran show.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Or Froggy.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, Froggy, don't be so damn. I know that you're
upset because you and your wife Lisa are not speaking. Yeah,
we went to bed not speaking to each other last night.
Well hold on, I have her on the line. Oh well,
maybe she'll talk to you. Good morning, Lisa, Good morning.
So Froggy says you're not speaking to him because he farted.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Is this true?

Speaker 20 (17:08):
Yes, I'm super pissed off. It's disgusting and I don't
need that before I.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Go to bed. So yeah, it's so okay.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
So was this like a it just accidentally seeped out
or is it one of those where he lifts his
leg and pulls his arm back and goes y're I
was laying in the bed.

Speaker 20 (17:23):
No, no, now, he asked me first.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay, Lisa, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm asking Lisa. Froggy let
her answer. I'm sorry, min Lisa, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
What happened?

Speaker 20 (17:32):
It was one of those you know, I finally get tired.
I have a hard time sleeping anyway, and then all
of a sudden, this long, drawn out fart that felt
like it was never going to end. It happened, he's
seen her phone like a snow big deal, and I'm
so pissed off. I got up and left the room.
I'm like, this is ridiculous and rude. You're mad, Yeah,

(17:52):
you're damn right. I'm mad because I don't it just smelled.
Just think it's funny and it was just so long.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's like, you've had enough. I haven't been myself.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Hold on, I must assume that after a while you
get tired of hearing them because to him it's funny,
and you're like, no, it's not funny.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It stinks.

Speaker 20 (18:14):
But wait, So about forty minutes before that, he's standing
in the hallway of the bedroom and the dining room
and says, oh, I got a fart, and stands in
the hallway and bends over, and you know how he
does lifts his leg another long one.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I'm like, you know, could you in the other room,
Proggy stop beating the furniture.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
And then he wonders why he's not getting laid all
the time.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Okay, so Frog, thank you.

Speaker 20 (18:36):
I'm so sorry interrupt because he always tells me, you know.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
You should be hot. You really need to be hot.

Speaker 20 (18:41):
You need to act hot.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
You need oh really, because that's okay, well that's that's
a whole separate thing. And you know, and Froggy, that's
not cool. You should never say that to her. That's rude.

Speaker 17 (18:49):
Okay, I gotta I gotta throw my tears on Leven's
are Yeah, you know, hold on a second. I got
to defend myself. Yesterday, all day long, I totally said
that my was hurting. I'm like all day She's like, well,
why died to go to the bathroom, Like, I don't
have to. I just I have a very bad stomach
ache all day. And so last night it started clearing up,
and so it was obviously gased.

Speaker 12 (19:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Look, look, it's a way we understand how the body works.
Frog no offense, but when you turn it into like.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Sport, you when you start laughing. But okay, hold on.

Speaker 17 (19:20):
The one in the the one in the dining room
was was not that big a deal. I mean, it
was really she made a big deal out of nothing.
The one in the bed, I understand it. It was
very long and very drawn out, but it was a
good one. And I did it under the covers. I
didn't I didn't like fluff the covers up and down
to get it to come out or anything.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
And that's what Alex. I didn't do that. I didn't
do that.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, from from you knew she was at the end
of her rope with you and your farting, and so
you what do you expect she got?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
She gets tired of it.

Speaker 17 (19:47):
I talk to me and then I said, are you
not You're not gonna say speak to me and take
a night anything?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Not.

Speaker 17 (19:52):
I mean, just like I could have died in that bed.
She would have not even spoken to Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, now now you're iculous. Yeah, yeah, you're being ridiculous.
Now you're in adurate.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Now was it totally on purposed or no?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Here's what happens.

Speaker 17 (20:03):
My stomach was hurting and all of a sudden it
was like three two one, here it comes, does not?
I mean, I couldn't have got it run out of
the room. That was nothing I could have done. It
was the most powerful. It was the most powerful thing
ever out of My butt was foggy.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
When you farted. Was your butt facing her, like did
you go?

Speaker 5 (20:20):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
The other way it was facing away from her. It
doesn't it's going to disappate that eventually to be honest. Yeah,
I am too.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I mean, I know, so you just you're at the
end of your rope with his But you get so
madly saying when you fart. I don't get mad.

Speaker 20 (20:37):
If I don't stand there bend live my leg.

Speaker 21 (20:40):
I think it's a sort like el.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, you're you shouldn't you shouldn't get into like a pose.

Speaker 17 (20:46):
But the pogency of your fart does not depend on
how you push it out.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Froggy you hey, you know what you you know what
we're saying.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
You know what you're doing. You know that you're doing
it to be a party bully.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, yeah, my stomach was hurting. I couldn't you know what.
No one's listening to your justification. It ain't working. I
know you, I know, Lisa.

Speaker 17 (21:10):
Look, I gets so mad over things that don't matter,
like the fart smell goes away in a couple.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Of minutes from No.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
For me, farts are like psychological warfare because I think
about that I am now breathing into my body what
you just pushed out of your body because it wasn't
supposed to be there, and now you forced it on me.
And then I want to puke.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
You know what I think about when when that smell
comes out, I think of like a big like a
cave with like a pile of duty in it, and
a hot breeze blows out that smell. It's like you
got hount chumps in there and you're blowing airby. I'm sorry, Lisa,
I'm tea Lisa. I do want to apologize for one thing. No,

(21:49):
I'm sorry that I laughed so hard, but it was
so funny. I think all Lisa's asking is this, And
Lisa tell me if I'm wrong, But I think she
just wants you to understand her point of view for
just a moment like it. It does get to be
a bit much, and you if you could find a
way to be a little more.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Adult about it, you know, so excited to get up
and run when I have to do it? No, just
say no.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Rather than laughing about it, just say look, I'm sorry,
I just don't feel well.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
I mean, rather than getting into a yoga post to
release the.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Beast, yeah said, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I
did that the other day.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's just because you fart doesn't mean you have to
be like Krispy Kreme and have like a sign that
says hot donuts flashing at it like, oh look what
I just did?

Speaker 17 (22:39):
Hot don't at LISTA wants me to quarantine myself and
put on a freaking hasm.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I just say, I'm sorry, I love you. Sorry, that's
all you have to do.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Okay, call caller off the air, Lisa, I'm so sorry
this happened to you.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
Maybe if you put on the hazmat suit and fogged
yourself out, you would understand what Lisa was going for
the fact.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
That you emphasize it is a lot worse.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
All right, Lisa. We love you and look, you know,
we love and we love Froggy. He's my brother and
I I typically see his side, but today I have
to side with with you with one.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Most Are we going to talk later? Are you going
to talk to me later?

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Or no?

Speaker 20 (23:13):
As long as you don't do your yoga post farting.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I do think I know him very well. I think
he understands now. So I'm hoping that you can come
to the table and be cool. It's just but I'm
so sorry you had to deal with that.

Speaker 20 (23:26):
Thank you. I love the interaction.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I love you too.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
We have to go. I love you. Froggy. It really
truly was. I don't want to hear does. It's not
It's not something you to be proud of. It's something
you just look people fart. I get it.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
It's Elvis Duran and the one hundred Morning Show, Wake
Up in the morning, mister Anna Show.

Speaker 22 (24:02):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
So Gandhi says she's never been, never been to Disney.
All right, don't get mad at me anyone, but I'm
gonna tell you I found this out firsthand from a
friend who did it. If you want to get on
the ride faster, order a wheelchair when you get there.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
No, no, no, that's true. No, it's true.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
That's horrible, because it's horrible.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
I tore my acl senior year of high school.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
And I'm sure it still hurts.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Yeah. No, but we did like a senior night at
not Disney but a different theme park, and my friends
used me to get to the front of lawn.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
See that's awful because when I suggested, when I suggested,
you get a wheelchair, of course I'm kidding you do
not do it. But because I know someone who did it,
and I yelled at him, I said, don't do that.
The wheelchair access should be for people who want to
enjoy Disney but they can't without a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
That's bad karma for you to do bad, bad karma.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Then I told I told this a story to a
friend of mine who happens to be in a wheelchair.
His life is in a wheelchair, and he says, yeah,
you know what, you think all life is grand because
you can go to Disney and get on ride faster
in a wheelchair. He says, no, the world still is
not a perfect place for people who are in wheelchairs.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
It just isn't.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
And he told me about some of the challenges, and
it's like, oh god, I would never wish that on anyone,
So no, don't do that trick. But then he says
he has other friends who are in wheelchairs who are
total jackasses and take advantage on it.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Oh yeah, and they really need a wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Oh if they get mad at someone, they'll run over
their feet.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
And I'm like, well, look, you know, for a guy
who's not in a wheelchair, we have you know, you
feel weird yelling at someone in a wheelchair who's running
over people's feet and you can tell they're doing it
on purpose. He said, no, challenge them every time. If
you see someone recklessly driving in their wheelchair, say something.
The whole point is they want to be thought of
as not different from you, but they're setting themselves apart

(25:51):
by doing that.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
You look like a rude jackass if you say something
in a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'm sorry, I know, I know, but he's like, no
I ever hesitated in saying something to someone who's in
a wheelchair, and.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
They're abusing it. I'm with your friend, why would what happened?

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Okay, so I grew up with somebody who was in
an automated wheelchair and he used to deliberately run over
toes all the time, and then he would look at
you and smirk and laugh, and I'm like, dude, come on, man,
just just because this is going on doesn't mean you
get to then run over my toes all the time.
So I say, you stand up for yourself.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
I think it's rude, but I think that you look
like a jackass a pay can.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I guarantee there are people who think were jackasses by
bringing it up.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
But now it's a part of life. What's that straight?
Now I'm going to take the side of people in wheelchairs.
I'm sorry because when I was in the hospital.

Speaker 14 (26:36):
I was in a wheelchair getting wheeled around, and you're
not at eye level so people don't see you.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
We get that. Yeah, so now we're taking that into account.
You get a little angry when people don't see you
and you're stuck in a wheelchair. I couldn't walk, I
couldn't get around, get out of my way.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
And I think it's always an important it's an important
lesson to be able to walk in someone else's shoes
or ride in someone else with wheels.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I get that. I understand that.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
And if we're fully functioning and walking just fine, I
understand how Look, we will never truly understand what it's like.
But as my friend in the wheelchair said, there are
many who do take advantage of it, of course, and
they do it to actually f with people.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Sometimes. I could see if I was stuck in it
for longer the week, I'd be pretty upset.

Speaker 8 (27:18):
I mean, you gotta think of it this way, Nate. Right, Like,
I'm a short person. A lot of people don't see me.
But if I'm trying to walk through and people aren't moving,
I just go step on their toes. That would be weird.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
If I could see you a little little short gandhi
coming to excuse me, sounding like one of the characters
from Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Negatively Lollipop Guild coming.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I'm not here, someone's talking to me. Looked over there,
she's down there. What do you want, little girl?

Speaker 8 (27:53):
I think there's a lot of stuff that we understand,
but you don't get a free pass to like injure people.
Oh splish your tells. If you don't get out of my.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Lane, lady, you're but steaks along.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
I'm out here by the arm pits.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Allo, sorry, my life, I'm down here by the I
am always by the armpits and the boobs.

Speaker 13 (28:24):
Bad.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So he was in a high school with you or
what middle school? Do you keep in touch with him?

Speaker 8 (28:29):
No, not so much anymore. We got into a lot
of wars online about things, and uh in front of him.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Okay, political stuff.

Speaker 12 (28:37):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Like what?

Speaker 8 (28:39):
So he started like going off on rants about certain
cultures getting handouts from the government, and it really just
set me over the edge, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah, all right, Well there you was in a wheelchairs.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
It wasn't that. It was just I was like, man,
hold on.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Nick its gondy up, Hey up, let's carry poster boy
Josh just whispered in my ear.

Speaker 9 (29:05):
That's the interesting fact about Disney is they updated their policy. Uh,
and the wheelchair people have to wait like everybody else.
Now that they are they've done away with them for.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
As as long as look. Wheelchair accessibility is. It's paramount important.
We cannot live in a world without it.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
We can't. It's not fair. It just is not fair.
But there you go.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
But you don't get to run over my toes.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Don't matter. Don't run over Conny's toes. Maybe maybe even in.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
A wheelchair, you're still too short for them to you
to see because you are short.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
I am, but like I also.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Have little feet. Get out of the way a little.

Speaker 8 (29:45):
To run over my feet, it has to be a
calculated move. You gotta get real close because I have
little feet. If you're running over my feet, I'm mad
at you.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
How tall are you on a good day?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Five foot on a good What do you got over there? Straight?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Names?

Speaker 15 (30:00):
We got?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
We'll put on? What line?

Speaker 22 (30:02):
Is?

Speaker 12 (30:02):
She?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Pardon me a while?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I go talk to Melissa online twenty four high Melissa, Hi, Hi, So, yes,
how do you want to add or subtract from this conversation?

Speaker 22 (30:13):
So my son is five years old. He has fine
ambifit us and he's in he uses the wheelchair part time,
and he's a.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Jerk, does he does?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
He feel like he's like in a in a go
cart trying to race people and run them over and stuff.

Speaker 22 (30:29):
It becomes a girl whel He'll wheel away from me
all the time in like crowded places, and if he
gets mad, he just goes that's what I'm gone, and
just wheels himself away.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh my god, keep in mind, I mean he's he's
five years he's a five year old kid, so he's
already precocious and out of his mind, right, I mean,
he's a kid. He's doing what kids do. But when
you do it, when you do it on wheels, it's
faster and more fun.

Speaker 22 (30:54):
He loved it. He loves his chair and I love
the independence he has in his chair. But he could
be a wheel jerk sometimes.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
You know, Melissa, I bet you're a great mom.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You know, congratulations on everything that you're doing with your
son and keeping him out there. And but you know what,
look at five years old, he's a little boy. He's
just he deserves to be a jerk.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Yeah, he's doing his little boy thing.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
There you wh I allow it.

Speaker 22 (31:17):
I allow it. Sometimes I'm that mom, I do allow it.
You know, he's got a lot of obstacle stats against him, saying,
you know what, if you want to be a jerk,
sometimes be.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
A Jerkyah, all right, thanks for listening, Melissa, have a
great day.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
This reminds me of the time that Scary went to
get on his his plane ride and it's three seats
and his is the window seat.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
So he wants his window seat. But there's a nun
sitting there. Oh, so what do you do? Well, I
would say, I'm sorry, but that's my seat. May have
my seat?

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Yeah, you move the nun.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Well, you may have paid extra for that seat, exactly.
So we talked about something there one name people called
up saying, nor screw, that's a non. I don't care
if you're a nune. Get out of my seat.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
He has booked in the middle, and I was look
at the window and she was sitting in that window seat.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
She does a lot of good for people.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
She doesn't matter you do. What do you do?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Look, there is a level a higher level of respect
for non I get that. But at the same time,
you know, don't pull this holier than not right. What's
what's scaries is scaries. If that was his seat, he
paid extra for a window seat, then that's what he
should have.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
You weren't forced into the nunnery either, No, you chose that,
you know, the middle seat.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
If that's she pulled out, slapping your hands, you get
right here.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
You get extra points when you get to those gates
if you give up that seat.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Does the nun lose points for stealing a seat?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
No? She does?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
You do?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Now you shouldn't use your nunnery or whatever.

Speaker 17 (32:46):
And I think Ghandi deserves extra points for using the
word nunnering thank you?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, play the nun card.

Speaker 8 (32:54):
I wonder though, like with the nuns or with somebody
in a wheelchair, do people purpose usefully use those things
to take advantage of the system. I would love to
hear ways people do.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
No one is going to do that.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Maybe I want to hear people who use whatever it
is they have going on for him, if you use
that to to like take advantage of the system. Yeah,
because I told you my friend in the wheelchair, he says,
people do it all the time. I bet, And he
says call him out on it.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Scary uses the Z one hundred Elvis Durant show the
card all the time, even at Applebee's. He made me
use it again.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
That's sad.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Give me a reservation.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
If you're a non please call us.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
You guys man, you know what happens.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
I'm just saying, you're going to hell.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
No, we're not. We're going anyways. You're going on No, No,
we are so great on this show. I got an
email the other day saying, we're all in, We're good,
we have guaranteed positions. Oh good, Yes, you know he
was a gandhi talking about how her friend what broke
her collar bone ten years ago? Oh yeah, and still
using her parking path to park in handicap parking.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Yeah, and she's such a turn in. The best is
that she gets out in limps, and I'm like, that's
not even what you hurt in the first place.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
She's limping.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
She broke her collar bone, I know. But she's got
great parking does she's taking advantage of the system. That's
not Hey, Kate, are you still there?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Good morning?

Speaker 23 (34:13):
I'm still care well.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
So your mom took advantage of the system, what did
your your mom.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I'm like, what a bad example for her daughter? What
did she do?

Speaker 24 (34:22):
I know, I make fun of her so bad?

Speaker 25 (34:24):
She was running late, the parking lot was super packed.
She took my grandmother's handicapped parking permit and used it,
but to make it look authentic, the same thing as
Gandhi's friend.

Speaker 20 (34:33):
She limped in and out of the store.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
But like, what about in the store the whole time
was just walking around normally?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Am she limping in the store too? Or just at
the door? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Door?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
She gotn't understand.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Really, why can't you just park your car and if
you can, you just walk and didn't have to have
to act like you have a limp?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I think that's so funny.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
Is you ripped?

Speaker 6 (34:54):
You were in a hurry. I have a friend who
wanted to park in the pregnancy parking She wasn't pregnant.
She took a pillow with her and would shove it
up there.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (35:00):
Because it was closer to God?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
All right, Kate, thank you so much? Hello Abby Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
We're doing okay? So this is about your father taking
advantage of the system.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
What happened?

Speaker 24 (35:13):
So my father is deaf, he's been death since he
was about two years old, and he kinda ties a
little bit of a lead foot. So he gets pulled
over a lot, and he's never once gotten a speeding
ticket because police officers feel bad and they never issue
him a ticket, so they always just give him a
verbal warning.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Well, so what does he do? Does he really play
it up? Heavily?

Speaker 26 (35:33):
Did?

Speaker 24 (35:33):
He's he's been around hearing people his whole life, so
he's gotten lip reading down to a t. But he
just kind of pretends that he can't understand what the
officer is trying to tell him, so he just pretends
he can't lip breathe.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
So the police officers like, just go, you just go.

Speaker 24 (35:51):
Yeah, They're like, you're fine, have a nice rest of
your day. He's like, try to slow down. But you know,
my dad has a heart and a lot of other
aspects of his life. So this is kind of the.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
All right, So you're saying, like the universe is it's
equaling it all out? Yes, equalizing? All right? Well, thank
you Abby, let's go talk to who are this twenty one?
I don't know who it is? Hello? Are you there?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Oh Shelley, there you go, Shelly. Sorry, my screen is stupid. Hi, Shelley. Okay,
so talk to me, Shelley. Who is it taking advantage
of the system here?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Well, it was my.

Speaker 19 (36:28):
Daughter, so it was kind of me. But she was
coming off of foot surgery, so she had been on
crutches for about two months when we went on vacation
and the doctor told her to wear the boots, but
she could start walking without it.

Speaker 27 (36:41):
So by the time we.

Speaker 19 (36:42):
Came home from vacation, she didn't really need it anymore,
but we didn't have room in the suitcase to bring
it home with us, so we made her wear it.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
And we got out of the taxi at.

Speaker 19 (36:52):
The airport in Kuntakana and we had an escort like
ran right over to us, put her in a wheelchair,
which she.

Speaker 28 (36:59):
Was not happy about.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Up, we had.

Speaker 19 (37:02):
Help doing our customs paperwork. He got us to the
front of the line to check our bags, got us
through security, got us so I said, we're keeping that boot.
We're gonna use it every trip there.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Keep the bod just because you couldn't fit in the
in the suitcase. Your daughter, your poor daughter, I mean,
did did she really really get mad at you from
making her do that for the family?

Speaker 13 (37:25):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (37:25):
My god, I have a picture of her with the
most powerful face in that wheelchair.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
I would be to him like, Mom, I wish side
it's America. I'm healed. Mom's a fraud, all right, Shelby.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Can you imagine? Are you mom under the bus?

Speaker 8 (37:41):
I still like that the police officer gave a death
man of verbal warning. Yeah, doesn't seem that effective.

Speaker 24 (37:47):
I shouted a verbal war.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
You can't hear me.

Speaker 25 (37:51):
Hello, Heather, Hello, I'm so excited. I was deciding between
listening to your book on Audible this morning or calling
or listening to the show and the Ship.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I like that because Audible you can listen to on
your own time.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
You know what I'm saying. But this is our time
with you, one on one live Heather. So anyway, your
mother in law is the culprit, right.

Speaker 25 (38:10):
Well, actually no, my sister in laws and I am
the culprit. Went out blast Friday shopping and we took
her vand because it was bigger, and we just used
her parking pass to park in the front of the
parking lot so we didn't have to, you know, run
all over looking for a spot and we got to
the front of the line.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
You know what I do, Heather, if I see someone
getting out of their car and they've parked in handicap parking.
I stay, I watched to see if, okay, what's wrong
with them? And then, thinking that I'm a trained physician,
I scan their full body to say, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
What's wrong?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Parking lot?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Police? They seem to be walking in just five But
what about to do nothing? Use a letter?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
No, you should do You should travel with like a
microphone and just pretend you're doing an interview. Hey, I'm
from the news. What's wrong with you? Why handicap parking?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Why do you have why do you have a handicap
parking slip? Whatever? I don't know.

Speaker 25 (39:00):
This was our best judgment call.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
But how it happened, well, I know, but it doesn't
sound like you have one ounce of kilt.

Speaker 25 (39:05):
No, I well it was. It's a good.

Speaker 28 (39:08):
Memory, all right, Heather, Thank you for listening to us.
Sometimes we do things we're not we're not supposed to do,
supposed to do. I'm ashamed of it, but I'm going
to talk about it on the radio.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
But you know, what I noticed in all these calls
is that it's the people who are not disabled in
any way who were the a holes taking advantage of
the system, and people who are actually disabled didn't call
and tell us they were doing anything bad, good for
them or way to keep your seeing pay.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Look, we're talking the other day about hitch hiking, because
every once in a while, in this dangerous country of ours,
you'll see someone on the road hitch hiking. Yeah, and uh,
scary saw a hitchhiker for the first time.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
End of the day. It was like an alien had
landed from outer space out loud.

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Who the guy was on the side of the rode
his thumb up. And I only thought that that hitchhikers existed.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
In movies and with the stick on their back with
there No, no, that's that's a hobo. That's a different thing. No, no, no,
you know what. There are a lot of people that
hitchhike across the entire country.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Yeah, I was fascinated by I'm like, look, this guy's
trying to catch a ride with us.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
And then Nate just pulled away.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
But there was also an element of fear in his voice.
He was a little terrified. He was like, there's a hitchhiker.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, okay, so a lot of people haven't seen hitchhikers before,
but yes, they are in more rural areas, not as much,
you know, in the city, because you can, you know,
just walk in the city. Yeah, but there are people
who have hitchhiked. I've heard the entire span of our
continent now. So when we were in college, my best
friend Melissa, who you met at the wedding, she and

(40:43):
I and her best friend Glinda, we were driving on
I'm seventy five or whatever in Texas and there's this
guy hitchhiking and he was like smoking hot, and Melissa said,
let's pick him up.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I said, no, you know there's an element of danger there.
We don't.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
We know there's three against one. We'll take care of ourselves.
And so Glinda said, come on, let's see what he's
all about. So I pull over and I think his
name was Charlie. So Charlie got into the car with us,
and like, what are you doing? He said, I'm on
my way down to San Antonio. And we went, well, okay,

(41:21):
we'll give you a ride to our exit. And it
ended up we talked to and we took him to lunch.
He spent the weekend with us in our apartment. Well hello, yes,
oh oh yeah, no, So I mean Charlie was like,
we all hung out with Charlie. Whoa, it was the
weirdest weekend.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
I would I would stay away from that.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
We picked him up on a Friday, We left him
and we put him back on the road on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Did you at least drop him off to where he
was going?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Well, in the right direction? Okay, he got a weekend
with us. We got this crazy story because we each did. Charlie,
oh gosh, separately, who was first?

Speaker 6 (42:00):
I was, Ye, if my children are listening, we don't
pick up hitchhiker.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
It could have gone very wrong.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
That could have gone very well.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
It could have and everyone's really concerned about hitchhikers. Don't
pick up a hitchhiker. But isn't that really what uber is?
You just call someone, don't get me, we.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Have a hitchhiking. You don't pay. Charlie paid Charlie. Good morning, Liz,
how you doing?

Speaker 20 (42:24):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
We're doing really well. So you have hitch hiked before?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Now?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
How far did you go when you hitchhiked? Not far?

Speaker 29 (42:32):
It was about ten years ago.

Speaker 27 (42:34):
I went with my friend.

Speaker 25 (42:35):
We're on a cross country road trip, and we happen
to be in Tennessee.

Speaker 27 (42:40):
We went to Nashville actually, and then uh, we were
kind of drunk and we forgot we had a taxi
number in our phones and we just started walking.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And so who ended up picking you up?

Speaker 19 (43:00):
Some girls?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Right?

Speaker 7 (43:01):
And then?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
And how far did they drive you to Knoxville? Well?
How far? Like for how long was it?

Speaker 27 (43:09):
Oh, it's probably like thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
You know what, that's a far distance.

Speaker 27 (43:14):
It was a kind of scary because it was a
dirt road we were on and not a lot of
people were on it, right, and they kind of like,
did you turn to.

Speaker 22 (43:23):
Come pick us up?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
It was it was something you see in the films
where they end up like killing you.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 27 (43:30):
I mean now we look back at it and laugh
and we're like, wow, we definitely could have died.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
But.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
There was a chance. There was a chance of death,
but you survived. It was exhilarating. You made it.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
You know again, I'm I'm you're not You're you're not
telling you when to go out and hitchhike?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Are you? I mean I'm not.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
No, I'm I'm not.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
But you know there you are?

Speaker 22 (43:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Well, Well, thanks for living, I mean, thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
That he lived a meeting.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I can't believe all the calls were getting everyone's hitchhiked.
I don't, I don't. I don't suggest you do this.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Hello, Amy, Hi, So your husband picked up hitch hikers.

Speaker 23 (44:13):
Oh you picked up several?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yes, Now do.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
You guys live out in the country or you live
in the city or how does that work?

Speaker 23 (44:21):
At the time, we lived in the country. But he
works up in actually Erie, Pennsylvania, where he's from.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Right, Yeah, seems like the hitch hiking time. So he
picks him up and how far does he drive them?

Speaker 23 (44:35):
Oh, he had to drive him quite a ways into
some like really sketchy parts of Eerie. And it was
my husband and his friend and they said they were
really freaked out and they didn't know if he was
trying to take them somewhere and like mug them or something.
But they were really scared.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, but they got they got out alive. I know.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
But it's like you want to trust that everything's gonna
be okay. You're like, oh, look, an opportunity to help
someone to meet someone. Thank you, Amy, thank you.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
I don't I'm so weary of every Like if someone
asked me hey, can.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
You No, No, no, yeah, I know. If I saw
a hitchhiker today, I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
I wouldn't do it either.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
What's scary?

Speaker 9 (45:16):
I feel like only hot hitchhikers have a shot at
getting a ride, Like nobody would ever stop for me.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Then don't go hitch hiking. We, especially me, I trust
people too much. I trust. We trusted Charlie and it
turned out it was okay. We had a great weekend
with Charlie and didn't catch any diseases.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
It was fabulous.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
There was a guy I think I told this story
a long time ago. I led him to my apartment
in San Antonio, who was selling magazine subscriptions, and he
stayed for a while.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
My god, you lit a whole nother booking.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I know, and I and I bought it. I actually
bought a magazine subscription from him. Never showed up.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
I always worry too, and I wonder if I would
you know if somebody we see scary movies all the time,
somebody comes running to your door, banging on the door,
help me help me out.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Do you want them in? No?

Speaker 8 (46:09):
No, I don't think so either.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
That happened I told you in my house in the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Well, don't let people in anywhere.

Speaker 8 (46:15):
I will call nine one one for you.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
They had machetes.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Do you let machete people?

Speaker 8 (46:19):
You didn't let them in?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Was it Halloween?

Speaker 6 (46:22):
No, there was people fighting with machetes.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
You got to stay outside.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Well, hold on, stop everything. You opened your door and
let machete people in.

Speaker 8 (46:31):
Not opened the door.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
They were banging to get in, and my mom did
not let them in.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Okay, maybe that was a good idea.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
I think that you made a good call.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Was it the machetes?

Speaker 6 (46:38):
Maybe maybe it was.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
We're probably about to get yelled at here and I'm
ready for it.

Speaker 28 (46:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Do you follow at least one account on Instagram that
it's just like kind of sad or tragic, but you
love to laugh at it. Mine is drunk people doing things.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Oh, that's a great one.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
And it really is drunk people falling down staircases and
falling through walls and through glass coffee tables, and you
just hope and pray they're okay. Yeah, you know, but
I look at these people. I was watching it last night.
I couldn't stop watching all the ones I've missed in
the past couple of weeks, and I cringe. But you
see like some drunk girl just dancing on a bar,
acting like she's like the sexiest gifted man, and she

(47:20):
falls off the bar. In her head, You're like, this
is great. Yeah, so Gandhi has one.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And see.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I gotta be honest, it makes me cringe that you
watch these videos of these kids getting hurt.

Speaker 8 (47:32):
That is the name of the page.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
But I started watching them and I started laughing exactly.
But they promise these kids are okay.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Yes, they say that. First of all, all of the
videos are submitted by the kid's parents, and then on
top of that that none of the kids are getting
hurt actually like long term hurt. It's just you know,
a little injury. And we've all been at a restaurant
or something where kids running around and trips and falls,
and you're like, it's just the whole page of that.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Anyway, I requested friendship. I'm waiting for kid getting hurt
getting hurt. Okay, so Danielle is a mother.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
I'm not gonna go to that.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I would think that you would not.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
But on the other hand, Danielle loves watching old people
get hurt.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
Oh see the old people are way more fraggled than kid.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Yeah, but they but they promise also that they're not
really hurt.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
So I mean, for instance, like when Froggy and Danielle
were at a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Right, Froggy, you guys are in the parking lot. What
was happening from it was like a downhill parking lot road.
We tell the story there was a rogue shoting card
that got loose, a shot in the cart got loose
out of a curd cart corral, and it was just
barreling down the hill. And there was like this little
old woman walking at the bottom of the hill, and

(48:38):
it looked like it was gonna hit her. It did
not hit her, but it looked like it was gonna.

Speaker 17 (48:42):
And Danielle and I neither one could stop laughing enough
to get out of the car to stop the car
from getting your luckery.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
Didn't hit it, and he's cracking up it like what
do he do?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
You sat through the laugh I shouldn't help it. I
couldn't move I was laughing so hard.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So daniel let me ask you if there was an
Instagram page old people getting hurt.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
I would probably.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
There isn't a one called old people doing things and
sometimes they get hurt.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I might follow that one too, all right, Yes, Sam.

Speaker 16 (49:09):
I like all fails because it's people trying really hard
to do what they're good at and just something went
terribly wrong.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
That's nice. So this is your client?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Is this your client?

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Hair one where hair like people speaking, worst hair you've
ever seen in your life?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Is this your client? This your client?

Speaker 27 (49:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Okay, I have it done? Is this your client? Okay?
What was the one? Sam?

Speaker 8 (49:36):
All fails, all fails.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I've got to join all these and I know people
are going to start yelling at us.

Speaker 8 (49:41):
I'm sorry, everyone's okay. It's just a little chuckle every
now and then. Seeing a kid get like bounced off
a trampoline, it's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
That was Ghandi, not me. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Watching watching kids getting hurt on your phone and he
was laughing and I was crying.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I was laughing so hard.

Speaker 14 (50:00):
The little kid go bike, he must hit like forty
miles an hour and then he wipes out.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Oh.

Speaker 17 (50:08):
I was at a bar yesterday actually, and they had
Chime TV on and there was some kid on a
trampoline and he went to jump up and flip and
he missed and he landed.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
On his head.

Speaker 17 (50:16):
The kid was okay. After the video is over, you
could tell, but I felt bad for laughing. I looked
around the bar and Thomas were laughing, and of course
we all love people of Walmart oh too.

Speaker 8 (50:27):
Yeah, oh man, this stuff is awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
No, we're awful. No, no, we're awful.

Speaker 8 (50:32):
I mean, but you've seen this stuff like in real life.
Like I remember one time I went to one of
those trampoline like park places and a dad decided he
was going to play dodgeball with all the little kids.
So I was like, oh, he's going to take it easy. No,
he lit these kids up. They were flying all over
the place and I couldn't help but laugh.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
It was hilarious, but at a misfortune of others. They
were all fine, Okay, Oh, I'm now following all of
these success.

Speaker 30 (51:06):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran's phone.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Tab all right, into the phone's tab here, Elvis. My
friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly when
telemarketers call her on her cell phone. She gets so mad.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,
Michael Oppenheimer give her a call and try to sell
her something.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Bashinsky. All right, Kim,
we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer to the phone
to call your friend Jamie on her cell phone. Let's
listen it.

Speaker 11 (51:54):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled Bore
Veterans Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Why are you calling this number?

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
need your help today.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Miss Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not
wish to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm
very sorry, but I can't do this right now. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (52:14):
Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (52:26):
This will only take twenty seconds. Miss. Hello, This is
mister Michael Upenhimon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Fund.
How are you doing today?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Miss?

Speaker 5 (52:37):
You just called me. I asked you not to call
me on my cell phone, and now you're calling me back.
Remove this number from your.

Speaker 11 (52:45):
Lig With a pledge of fifty dollars, you get the
Disabled war Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one
of those?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Miss Hello?

Speaker 11 (52:53):
For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an umbrella and
for one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Or something use me.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
And this is not a recording. This is mister Michael
Ope and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial funt.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you
listening to what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (53:08):
I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Well, can you listen to me? Grease m maybe listen
to me.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
I'm listening with dated breath.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Miss good you called me twice in ten minutes on
my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Hello, This is.

Speaker 11 (53:35):
Mister michaelopp and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans with
Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Miss Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
You're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
war veterans.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Stop calling me. I am on my.

Speaker 11 (54:00):
But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,
wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.

Speaker 29 (54:05):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (54:06):
Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.

Speaker 31 (54:09):
Take this number off your wrist right now, and for
one hundred.

Speaker 11 (54:14):
And fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts, including
How the West Was One on DVD? How does that
make you feel? All right? We must be having a
bad connection. I'm having trouble receiving them.

Speaker 31 (54:27):
No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
with me, You're not dealing with the other person who
answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of
your guy.

Speaker 11 (54:39):
We are a charity whatever, we are a charitable organization, okay, may.

Speaker 9 (54:43):
I don't care.

Speaker 29 (54:43):
This is not charity. You want charity, Winny, I don't
understand why you came up.

Speaker 11 (54:48):
It won't be much longer. Now stop calling, can you?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
No?

Speaker 29 (54:52):
I want your number and I want your name right
Excuse me.

Speaker 11 (54:54):
My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. Half of people shut
I'm calling on behalf of people who listen to me.

Speaker 29 (55:03):
The hell up? Okay, no again? Do you understand people
who you will get Bible abuse from me? Okay, I'm
not going to.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Call it this nonsense.

Speaker 11 (55:14):
I think you should bring it. We are talking about
people who served in the line of duty in this
country for you and for me, and stood up for
America and all what it believes in.

Speaker 20 (55:27):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (55:28):
Yes, this is mister Mago. I'm with the disabled, more Veterans,
Christmas and Oil Fund. Have you changed your mind?

Speaker 29 (55:33):
Miss not at all?

Speaker 5 (55:36):
You know you're really using it my minutes? Isn't there
anyone else you could bother if you'd like?

Speaker 11 (55:40):
I can bother Kim Boshinsky.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Yes, by all means bother Kim Bishinsky.

Speaker 11 (55:46):
Because Kim Bashinsky told us to play a phone tap
on you.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
This is Gary Jones Melvis Dran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
I'm in the middle of Macy's right now. For some reason,
I thought of her because I tried to call her
while you were calling me, and I said she wouldn't
do that to me.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
Elvis Duran A phone tap, you know what?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
I love? The phone kept bringing, they kept answering, I
love her mom shot. This phone table was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participate the.

Speaker 30 (56:19):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
All right, so, uh, we promised you we would do
the audio logo game, and so we're gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
But that's not the name of it. What name did
you give it again, Daniel? I gotta write this down.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Okay, ready, what brand does that sound from?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
What brand is that sound from? Yeah, Scary? Play one
of the examples and tell me what brand this is?
Remember that? Oh my god, that was years ago. I mean,
I don't recognize you don't you had one. I remember
us talking about it. You played against Scary. You remember

(57:06):
the little I can't. I can't. You know what it is?
You remember that?

Speaker 5 (57:11):
I do?

Speaker 12 (57:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I remember. Now I know what it is.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
I know what it is.

Speaker 28 (57:15):
I know.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Play it one more time. Unlet's see if Daniel can
tell this brand is sound from?

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Am I winning?

Speaker 7 (57:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (57:23):
What is it's?

Speaker 8 (57:24):
The it's but do you know what gave it away?

Speaker 6 (57:26):
When you did the little head thing and I saw
my little me with his little head going back and forth.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Exactly, give me one more? What is it? What is this? Wow? Okay, okay,
duh play it again? Who knows it?

Speaker 7 (57:45):
Well?

Speaker 8 (57:45):
I know, but I made the game.

Speaker 31 (57:46):
So.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Exactly what is that? I don't know.

Speaker 17 (57:52):
I I realized the sound. I know, I've heard it.
It's not Intel, right, No.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
That's what's trunny about these.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
What is it? H straight? Innite? I heard it time
upon time again. Really, Diamond, Diamond, you know it? What
is it?

Speaker 6 (58:09):
I think it's a PlayStation No, No.

Speaker 8 (58:12):
It's xbox xbox.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Game.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
That's it. Why did did your kids come downstairs and
tell us?

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Tell me what wastairs?

Speaker 17 (58:22):
Daniel has just heard that sound one thousand times?

Speaker 18 (58:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
So you hear these sounds every day, and some of
some of the sounds we're going to give you in
a few moments are old because we've been identifying with
audio all our lives. And that's what makes our show
and everything we do at I Heart very unique, is
because it's all about audio. It's all about how you listen.

Speaker 8 (58:44):
What sound is this?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
From that's someone playing the skeleton's ilophone sounds. So anyway,
so uh calls now straight night awaiting your call or no, actually,
Diamond is here. Even better if you you really know
how to connect the sound with the product, we would

(59:04):
love to put you to the test. Gandhi did a
lot of work on this, identifying sounds that are directly
connected with brands and things we love, and of course
Garrett worked hard to put them all in the computer
and make sure we had them here for you today.
And let's get Gohea. So a contested number one is
Ryan Online fourteen. Hey Ryan, you're calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 12 (59:27):
Yeah, I'm calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Hey, y'all do it we're looking I thought they turned
us off in Chattanooga. I'm so happy to hear from you.

Speaker 12 (59:34):
I thought we listened to y'all at one on three seven,
but then I found y'all on ninety five to nine.
I've been trying to win your free money phone tap.
Y'all want to r answer my phone.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
When I call.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Ryan?

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Now we know someone is listening in Chattanooga. We've got
to reopen those lines. Yeah, absolutely, Well, Look, it's so
good to hear from you. It's so good to know
that someone is in Chattanooga. They hated us, that station
hated us. Oh it's such a great company, but that
particular station.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Hay So all right, So Ryan, we know we are
surrounded by sounds connected to products all the time, for instance,
But go back to our samples. Scary play one. Okay,
here's one.

Speaker 12 (01:00:12):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
And we all identified. That's your that's your Apple, that's
your Mac turning on empowering up right, you've heard that before, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Ryan, rat what right you have? Okay? Good? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Well, now how does this work? Because we have if
he gets three out of five? Right, how do you
want to do this?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Hm?

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
I that's up to you, guys, how you want to
do it. I don't know if we're doing he gets
money per answer or.

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
It all matter because Nate will change the rules as
we go along.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Anyway, n Nate, what are we doing? I need you.
You're gonna pody up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
So we're gonna give him all of these because you
have two contestants, you're you're just confusing me.

Speaker 14 (01:00:50):
No, that's your backup contestant. Don't worry about that. That's
if that's as if the line does connection so' go
tell Lillon and that she's a backup. She's the understudy.
Take the sausage here, all right, you go through and
give them ten dollars every correctic Okay, okay, so can
you get Okay, for every sound you correctly identify, Ryan,
we give you ten dollars, and it could have add

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up to over one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Okay, sweet, it is sweet. Okay, here we go. Here
is audio clue number one? What is this? What sound
is that from?

Speaker 12 (01:01:31):
Uh PlayStation?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
That's right?

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Ten dollars, big money. So we need to write this
stuff down. I don't know. Okay, I got you, I
got ten dollars. All right, tell us what sound is this?
What audio logo?

Speaker 12 (01:01:50):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yeah? All the famous chimes?

Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Done done?

Speaker 12 (01:02:02):
That's not a dale, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
No, it's not. That's the that's the network NBC. Right again,
there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Those chimes have been around since NBC started in radio,
before TV was invented.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
It's kind of crazy. All right, let's move on to
the next one. Ryan.

Speaker 12 (01:02:18):
I wouldn't I answer that one anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Ryan, Now, so I'm so old, I feel so anxient,
all right, Ryan, Okay, I forgive you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Here we go. Here is audio clue number three. What
logo is this?

Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
That's Windows?

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
It's actually it's actually Intel, which is on with a
lot of Windows products. But until on board. Okay, it's okay,
we got more coming up. Okay, what logo is this?
Sound from?

Speaker 19 (01:03:01):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
How many times do we sat down in the theater
and you heard that and it surrounds you in that
big room? Play it again? Scary? I love the sound.
Does that sound familiar?

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Ryan?

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Do you remember ever hearing that in a movie theater?

Speaker 14 (01:03:18):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:03:18):
I do.

Speaker 12 (01:03:19):
I've heard it my whole freaking life. But that's not
a lion Gate, is it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
No? It's not.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
But I tell you what, a lot of people have
heard it, but they're not connecting it with the company.
The company is a sound company called t h X.
It sounds so cool. I would not have remembered th
h X as well, but I know I've heard it
a million times, Ryan's you know all right, here's another
audio logo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
What is this?

Speaker 15 (01:03:44):
Hmm?

Speaker 12 (01:03:47):
Oh, I know that one? That's brand.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
You know what?

Speaker 12 (01:03:56):
In your.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Absolutely one company down? You know what you got? All right?
I'm just happy you got one because I'm telling you
I would say that.

Speaker 12 (01:04:10):
Actually, actually that's my second one I got, counting Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Here's an old school when but you may get it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
What company is this sound logo from?

Speaker 12 (01:04:30):
Mm hmm, either Warner Brothers or Lion Gate?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Mmm, You're.

Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
My final answer is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
You know, Ryan, You're you're, you're, you're, you're beating around it.
Give it one more time. It is definitely a lion.
But what movie company is it from?

Speaker 12 (01:04:55):
Picture that? I can picture the line as you freaking
make the sound. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Also famous for a casino in Las Vegas's three.

Speaker 17 (01:05:05):
Letters one letter three, three letters, three letters. Two of
the letters are the same.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
All right, well, that that is the world famous MGM lion.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
Okay, think that lion's still alive?

Speaker 12 (01:05:22):
No lion, just GM.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Okay, I'll tell you what lions Gate I know, but
I'll tell you what. I'll give you five out of
the ten. So you got five dollars on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Okay. I feel like I'm working with you here, I'm
working with you. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
These are more challenging than one things. All right, here
is your next audio logo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Listen to this.

Speaker 12 (01:05:44):
That's Dale No.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
No, that's a t T. You said it? He said,
a T T.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
He can have it, all right, We'll give it to
you big money. Did you add it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Did you add that up? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Now, Hel, I mean Ryan, you've said this company eight
thousand times. Let's see if you say it this time?

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Here we go. What audio logo? Is this?

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
One?

Speaker 12 (01:06:14):
More time?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
That's old?

Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
This is these are hard?

Speaker 12 (01:06:22):
Is that a phone? Can I get a hit? Is
that a phone company?

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Uh? Kind of? Yeah, it's more.

Speaker 12 (01:06:37):
It's all right delivery for a partner. Just jump out
of the truck, laughing at because I'm a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
We need your partner.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Okay, it is a phone Okay, listen to the clue. Okay,
it is a phone company.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
But it's not a phone company. All right? That is
O Kia right there?

Speaker 12 (01:07:01):
Okay, Yeah, I ain't never said he said, I stare
in my million times. I never said no Kia, Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Here we go. Let me give you another one. I
feel good about this one. Here we go. What is
this sound logo?

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Play the whole thing? What company is that from?

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
I I don't give this because I know I'm gonna
I'm gonna throw my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
No, No, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Don't do that.

Speaker 12 (01:07:43):
I'm just kidding, you know what. I hear one of
the movie things. First thing that's coming on my mouth
is lying and I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yeah, this this sounds uh well, no, it's down the
street that this is from this company, a movie company
also has a TV network. It is a red canine
that comes around twentieth century Fox. Okay, that's that's that's

(01:08:17):
twentieth century Fox.

Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
I may not get on your on your contest, at
least may J laugh?

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
We don't know, Ryan, I'm gonna tell you. We're in
the passenger seat with you. We want you to win.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
How about this sound? What is this from? Yeah, it
happens when you do something on this app on your
iPhone and then you see them rather than hear them.

(01:08:53):
You see the nose and eyes on the front of
their head.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Rhyme Roy for mine.

Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
Hit the damn because I don't even have the damn
my iPhone. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Okay, Well that's that's the sound of the pick up
sound on face time, so showing face time. Okay, all right,
if you don't have an apho, look at that.

Speaker 12 (01:09:16):
Well now, now my partner is a day because he's
got an iPhone. He didn't even tell me.

Speaker 24 (01:09:20):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Oh man, that sounds like a dangerous truck. All right,
I got two more for you. Let's see if you
get all right, Ryan, Ryan, focus, focus, I bet you
can get this one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
What what audio clue is this? You hear? You play
for your friend? We'll play for him. Yes, I have

(01:09:59):
one more s for you, Ryan, And I know I
know that either you or your.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Your friend in the truck will get this. And it's
rude that I say that. I just have a sneak
and suspicion. You're gonna figure this this one, he knows. Okay,
play it louds, Gary, What what audio clue is this?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Right here? Maybe not so louds. We'll do it again.
Did your friend hear that?

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Yeah, you can't figure out the MGM alaya, but you
can figure out porn home?

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
How much money? How much money did.

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
He get out of a possible one hundred and twenty dollars?
Ryan is walking home with fifty five?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Yeah, let's just let's make it an even hundred. Okay,
that's nice. We're gonna we're gonna give you a hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:11:08):
Okayte you, I appreciate it. Sorry, I didn't do so good,
but it was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Say, Ryan is a fun guy. I love having fun
with Ryan.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
He was awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
Ryan sounds like a party and he got porn hubbed
fat yeah or his friend did whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
He was all right there you go there. It is
awesome that for transitioning and out of commercials. You know,
I'm more of an X tube guy. They don't have
any sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Follow Elvis Duran and the one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
At Elvis Duran Show, got a question for you. Do
you know where I want to go?

Speaker 13 (01:11:50):
Where?

Speaker 8 (01:11:51):
Round the road?

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
I love going round the room. We'll start with Gandhi, Gandhy,
what's on your mind today?

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Okay? I know we've I'm talking a lot about reframing
things and trying to give yourself a better option at
hope and excitement. And one of the things that I
read recently that I loved was it's always a win
if the goal is experienced. And I've been thinking about
that a lot because it's so true. If you don't
give yourself a specific outcome that has to happen, and
you just say, you know what I want the experience

(01:12:19):
from this whatever you do is going to be great.
So think about it that way, right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Some people get all been out of shape because oh
what if I fail? What if this isn't good?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
And well, then if you don't at least try, you'll
never experience anything exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:12:32):
You always learn something. Even if you fail, you learn
something exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Thank you so welcome. For instance, this career we've all chosen.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
What a journey.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
It's been a failing career, but a journey.

Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
He isn't the most important part exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
It's the journey. Hey, scary, what's up with you now?

Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
I used to think that the right way to wake
up was being jolted out of bed by my iPhone alarm,
the one that makes us the phone ring. The old
phone rings, yes, and I would freak out. I would
have a heart attack and my blood pressure would go up.
I would feel it rising. That's no way to start.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
You're in the show, no, So I decided to change
my ring tone. The microphone.

Speaker 9 (01:13:12):
I'm trying to pull it up, but it's basically the
mellow piano piano one.

Speaker 11 (01:13:17):
It goes little.

Speaker 9 (01:13:21):
And it kind of kind of ramps up slowly, and
it's this nice mellow piano, and I gotta tell you,
it does the job.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
It wakes me up. I was afraid it wasn't going
to and that's alarm number one of ten. So and
it works. It wakes me up every time.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
And I'm like, I now eat number one of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Yeah, ten alarms.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
Holy crap.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
But it kind of slide into the morning. I don't
have that's the best way to do it. They say
that is the best way to do it.

Speaker 28 (01:13:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
They have those clocks also that will have a light
that slowly fades up. You have a light that slowly
turns up while you're.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Piano, goes. Can you imagine having Scary in the bed
next to you doing that every morning? Tell me to
cup Sunshine, come on, cupcake, and he does this in
your ear? Oh god, all right, produce your sand what's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Up with you?

Speaker 8 (01:14:10):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (01:14:11):
Talking about people you love when they're not in the
room is just the best feeling if they find out
about it later.

Speaker 8 (01:14:16):
So my husband William.

Speaker 16 (01:14:18):
Came home with these key lime pie cookies for me
because he knows I love key lime pie.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
I'm like, oh, thank you so much. He goes, I
can't take credit.

Speaker 16 (01:14:24):
My patient brought them to me for you, Like, how
does your patient know? Because I talk about you, and
I was saying, how are you the only person in
the world who really loves.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
Key Lime Pie this much? I was so touched.

Speaker 16 (01:14:36):
I don't know who the real MVP is in this situation,
my husband or the patient, but either way entirely made
my night. So, yeah, talk about people you love when
they're not there, and maybe bring them key lime Pie cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
That's the thing, you know, saying good things about people
when they're not around. It really it really kind of
sets the stage with the people you are saying the
things too as well.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
They're like they're a nice guy. That's a nice a
nice woman. Say nice things about people and they're not around.
There's no payoff, there's no agenda at all.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
It's true, he's a nice woman.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
You can say someone's nice and you like them even
if they're not there and there's no payoff.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Try something, Danielle. Okay, no, it's your turn, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
Oh, so my mom has learned the Irish Exit. She
didn't know it was called the Irish Exit. She got
very excited, but she said, I left the party the
other night without saying goodbye to anybody, and I'm like, yeah, Mom,
that's an Irish exit. She goes, it has a name.
I'm like yes, and she's like, it was so cool.
It was just so crazy there and I didn't know
what to do, so we just left. And she looked

(01:15:35):
like she was like this little child that discovered some
new thing. And I was like, how old are you, mom?
She's like seventy seven. I go, and you've never done
that before? She goes, No, I always walk around saying
goodbye to everyone. I said, Oh, Elvis is the king
of the Irish Exit. It's like he backs out the
door without anybody nowing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Gonna be honest, I can't believe I'm still here.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
So I'm very proud of my mom learning these cute
new little things.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Never too late to learn wonderful things like the Irish Exit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Hey, straight a, what's up with you? Hear me out
on this? Okay, if you're a fan of the home
team and you pay for a ticket to watch that
home team play in their home stadium and they lose,
you should get some of your money back. I'm sorry,
really sorry, that ain't gonna happen. Tickets are very expensive.

(01:16:21):
I want to see them win. I don't want to
see them lose.

Speaker 14 (01:16:23):
They can do whatever they want and other people's stadiums,
but when they're at home and they're playing, they need
to win.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
You know it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:30):
To me, I don't pay to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
You lose unless there it's unless it's a fixed game,
and we know that's illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
And hear me out, these tickets are I don't want
to pay to watch you lose.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
I mean big game. If I'm playing like World Series
prices or like playoff prices, maybe I should get a
little bit of why would you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Go to the game if you already know the outcome?
Because I want to watch them win them.

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
I don't know if once the game's over, if they lose,
then they like just get be a little ree.

Speaker 8 (01:17:01):
It's like a win win thing. So consolation, we're not
going to do what a bad business model.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
This is why you were not a team owner. We
have a special guest in our room. As we go
around the room, Scotty Bee, Hi, what's up?

Speaker 32 (01:17:17):
So you ever wonder sometimes why you might see gift
cards on sale, you know, store gift cards or restaurants
or they'll give Scottie Bee if you buy them, Well,
it's because they're hoping that you don't use them or
finish them anyway. So the other day I went around
my house and found a bunch of old gift cards.
Some of them had a dollar, some of them had
a dollar twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
I don't care.

Speaker 32 (01:17:35):
I will use every last penny on them, even if
it costs me money to use them, because I'm not
giving the company back to a penny.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
I don't care. I want my bet dollars.

Speaker 32 (01:17:45):
I had a bed Bath and Beyond one that had
ninety seven cents on it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I don't care. I went in the store and bought
the cheapest thing.

Speaker 32 (01:17:51):
It cost me a dollar fifty to buy the little
air freshener thing, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
I won't let them have their money back. Wait, is
bed Bath and Beyond still open? No, I'm sorry. I
meant Bath and body Works? Okay, Yeah, one of those
their NEPs is called bath.

Speaker 32 (01:18:02):
Yeah, and you know what else? So you know what
else I found? I found a fifty dollars Toys r
US gift card from before they went out of business.
But now they're starting to open up again, So I'm
going to go in there and try to Yeah, good
luck on that. I'm sure scam that I'm sure other
court will protect them on that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
I'm not sure that mouth is working out right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Why, Yeah, you're not mathing.

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
Because you don't want them to have ninety seven cents. Yeah,
so you give them a dollar fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
That's right. I don't care. In my head, I'm not
letting them keep the money that's left on the car.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Yeah, we call it scotty bee logic.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
Yeah, that's fine, so they win.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Guess what everyone? Yes, RWI just went were around the road. Hey,
interesting call on line twenty four from Emily. Emily, you're
moving in with the coworker, a guy, and how long
do you know? How long have you known him?

Speaker 21 (01:18:49):
No? I've known him for about three months?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Okay, and so is this a platonic thing? Are you
guys involved in some way other than just coworkers and friends?

Speaker 21 (01:19:00):
Just friends? Just friends?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (01:19:04):
I get that, I'm actually talking to someone, So.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
You have someone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
I like how you said you're you're talking to someone.
That's like a that means you've got something started with
someone else, but it's not like really revved up yet.

Speaker 21 (01:19:16):
Right, We're we're getting there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
So question, do you think the guy that you're reving with.
Uh will have a problem with you having a guy roommate?
Or is he just totally open minded about life?

Speaker 21 (01:19:31):
Well, it's kind of. It's actually his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Okay, let me get this right. So the guy that
you're revving with is the brother of the co worker
that you're moving in with. And is that how you
met the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Is that how you met uh? Rev run we're gonna
call him. You met him through your coworker?

Speaker 21 (01:19:56):
No, I actually met him through my other co worker,
my friend, because she used to live with them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
My god, only like six people.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Okay, So you're moving in with this roommate and you
work with him, now are you?

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Are you a little nervous about that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Because I mean, you're gonna see him at work all day,
then you're gonna see him at home all night. Then
you're gonna talk about work and the people that there,
that you're driving you crazy stuff like that.

Speaker 21 (01:20:24):
Oh, No, I'm not worried. The only really thing I'm
worried about is him not putting down the toilet seat.
Oh that's my only thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Yeah, but you know you're gonna fight those battles non
stop no matter what. Yeah, Gandhi, what are your thoughts
for Emily.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
This is so complicated because one, you're going to have
a living spy to tell the guy that you're talking
to all of the crazy details about you. And then two,
what if you break up with his brother? Then is
that going to be weird for your living situation?

Speaker 21 (01:20:53):
Oh gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:20:55):
You didn't think about any.

Speaker 20 (01:20:56):
Of this time.

Speaker 8 (01:20:56):
I don't.

Speaker 21 (01:20:58):
I don't believe that would happen.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
You know you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
But even if it does, you'll get through it. I mean,
this is not this is not whatever. I wouldn't over
worry about it. Yeah, Danielle, what are your thoughts for Emily?

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
What if you fall in love with the brother that
you're living with?

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Wow, now you're going because.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Because you're spending time with him and you're seeing all
these things about him, and.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
You know, you never know.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
What I'm like.

Speaker 21 (01:21:24):
I like his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Yeah, I see myself.

Speaker 21 (01:21:27):
I see myself dating his brother.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
You're watching too much TV.

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
Now, this happens all the time. I don't see it happen.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
But Danielle has this imagination. What if Godzilla is walking
through and burns your house down?

Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
Daniel happened?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Okay, all right, Well I think it's great, you know,
and I think we are so far beyond, you know,
having an issue with with people with men and women
living with each other, with each other in a platonic situation.
Because the first thing Nate said it, I'm not I'm
gonna throw you under the bus. Get ready, here comes by.
He said, you know they're going to be banging each
other before you know it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
I mean, oh, it's not true.

Speaker 14 (01:22:08):
To be this story was like a really good this
story is like a really good onion because the layers
kept coming off. Because we talked to her yesterday, I'm like, oh, girl,
we got to give you advice and what guys do
in the bathroom and just when to avoid him and
all this other stuff. And then I come to find
out it's a coworker, and now it's the brother of
the guy that she's seeing, Like this is this is seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Emily was like living a great life until she talked
to us.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
We put all this crap in her head.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
If we could possibly complicate this as much as possible
for you, Emily, Well, look, it's great having a roommate,
you know, for financial reasons. Also it's the sie haven't
swing around, you know, and Uh, the thing is as
a roommate, your your your you're reved up boyfriend's brother.
I mean, have you ever had a roommate before? Have
you lived in a situation like this before?

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I have not.

Speaker 21 (01:23:02):
This is my first time moving.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
He out, all right, well, you know what, it is
an adjustment, But I think you're gonna be fine. I mean,
why are we gonna sit here and anticipate problems like
Dan yells anticipate?

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
I just watch a lot of Judge Judy. I see
things and then I think about them.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
All right, Well, look, have a wonderful life, Emily. Check
in with us from time to time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I mean when you're having like those those those roommate
discussions where it's a challenge living with like a slob
or maybe more of a slow than he is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I don't know, you know, we don't know. Okay, we'll
find out. And it's great talking to you. Best of
luck with this. It sounds like you have quite a
screenplay you could be writing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Oh no, you take it easy. Thanks for listening to us. Okay,
bye bye? Is she gone? Yes? You guys, stop it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
You have to help good friends help friends troubleshoot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
That's right, but there's no trouble yet. You're creating trouble
by anticipating trouble.

Speaker 8 (01:23:56):
Justin case, helping her prepare.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You cross that river when you to it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
We want her to be prepared for the river exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
You have to have a raft.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Marnie's online twenty and she she has some insight into this.

Speaker 12 (01:24:09):
Hey Marnie, Hey, I'm actually dude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Hey, you know one of my best friends, one of
my best friends, Marnie is not a dude, but she
acts like a dude sometimes.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
She's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
So, Marnie, you heard Emily's story. What do you want
to add to this?

Speaker 15 (01:24:24):
Yes, the same thing kinda happened to me. My wife
was dating my brother and then we met and we've
been married now over seven years.

Speaker 16 (01:24:32):
See, now it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
It's possible. It doesn't mean it's going to happen for them.
Good question, You ask whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
Is it ever weird that you know your brother went there.

Speaker 15 (01:24:48):
Luckily they only dated for about two weeks, so it's
not weird. Okay, Oh okay, So it was never anything
too too serious, and he's married and he's happy now
they've been married for five six years.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Okay, okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
We move on, work out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Everything work exactly. Everything works out. Everything happens for a reason,
you know. So the universe is in charge. There's nothing
we can do about it, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I just love you, know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I just love the fact, Marnie, that I work with
in a room full of people who are just looking
for drama.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
It is. It's right. You're right. What are you doing today, Marnie?
What's your what's your day all about?

Speaker 15 (01:25:26):
I work two hours away, so I just started my
commute to work now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Oh wow, I love it. We have you captive, all right. Look,
have a great day, Marni. It's great hearing from you.
Thanks for your perspective.

Speaker 12 (01:25:34):
Thank you you guys, take care all right.

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Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Hey, what do you want to talk about? You have
like a list and a half of things we can
get to.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
Man, there's so much stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Is your relationship doomed if you both cheated?

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Oh no, no, you say no?

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Uh oh. Tips on how to date someone who doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
Drink, Well, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Yeah, I gotta tell you I'm a drinker. I'm Gandia's drinker. Danielle,
you've had a cocktail.

Speaker 6 (01:26:29):
You have cocktails.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Look, you know the amount you drink and when you
drink and why you drink. It's your choice, you know.
And I get that. But if you're a Gandhi and me,
for instance, we're not only drinkers, we're big drinkers.

Speaker 8 (01:26:43):
We're a party.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
When we go out, we do sometimes when we stay in.
So what happens? And I know maybe everyone listening can
relate with this. I can because it's happened to me before.
When you meet someone you really like and you start
dating and they're just not a drinker. I mean it's
not I mean they don't have a problem with it,
but they're like, I don't only drink my thing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
So when you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Are the drinker in the relationship, you're like, oh God,
should I not tell them I'm drinking? Or do they
think less of me because I'm drinking? Because some would
say drinking is a vice.

Speaker 8 (01:27:18):
You know, and some people who drink think that not
drinking is a bore. So it's like, oh, this is
a tough situation. My sister never drinks ever. I think
she may be like allergic to alcohol. And I just
look at her and I'm like, are you not having fun?
What's going on? What's wrong? Are you okay? And then
she's like, why don't you just not have a drink?
You'll be fine?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
What about you?

Speaker 17 (01:27:35):
Froggy? Froggy really doesn't drink. I really don't drink. And
I'll tell you there's been times it's been a strain
on Lisa and I's relationship because she'll say, hey, let's
go out and I'll go, okay, well, you can have
a drink, and she's like, it's no fun to drink alone.
So then therefore she doesn't get to drink and go
out and go dancing because it's not something that I do.

(01:27:56):
So I can see where it has caused a little
bit of a problem. But she's never somebody that's like, hey,
you need to have a drink, you need to loosen
up and have a good time. Like she gets that
I don't like it, and because of my medical issues,
is better that I don't drink, okay, But you know,
it has caused a little bit of his train from
time to time well, let's do this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Then let's all agree it's okay to be hanging out
and not drinking.

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
Of course it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
It's okay even if you're a drinker. It's okay to
actually go out and not drink and enjoy the night.
You can still have fun. And if someone's in your
group and they're not drinking and you're drinking, don't pressure them.

Speaker 8 (01:28:26):
No, don't peer pressure.

Speaker 6 (01:28:27):
I'll be pain in them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
I don't peer pressure. I just always wonder, are you
having fun?

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Is it okay?

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
But then I also wonder too, and this is what
stresses me out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Froggy.

Speaker 8 (01:28:34):
Maybe you can answer as the non drinker. Do the
drinkers annoy you because you're sober and they're annoying?

Speaker 17 (01:28:40):
No, I think it's fun. I enjoy because, for example,
if I go out with Elvis and Elvis has a
couple of drinks, he's so much fun when he has
a couple.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Of drinks, it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
But I won't tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
After I had my stomach surgery, we rented a house
down in Florida so I could recover, and Uncle Johnny
and Alex were in the house with me. They were
drinking Martiniz every night, and I was, you know, I
was drinking whatever the mother bird chewed, you know, you
know I could not drink. And after a while, I'm like,
these people are so obnoxious when.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
They're And You're like, if I always like this one
I'm drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
I didn't. I wasn't questioning that. But no, when you
are usually in the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Circle of drinkers and you're not drinking for somemmer whatever reason,
you just don't want to hang out with the drinkers
because you see how it is a different level of something.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 8 (01:29:28):
You're on different planes of reality exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Of course you are. That's the whole point why I drink.
Why not drink? Expect that? What's scary?

Speaker 24 (01:29:35):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:29:35):
I love to drink, but I know I have my limits,
and I know when it's time to hit the brakes.
I can't let myself get so out of control that
I go on a bender.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Because you're a sloppy drink to a touchy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Yeah, you get sloppy and sweaty, start hugging everything.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
You're very huggy, and you know you press yourself up
against me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
That's when I switched the water does Danielle.

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
He does.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
I'm very effected.

Speaker 17 (01:29:58):
Eating breakfast to drink limit for scary.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
So no matter if it's drinking or twisting one up
or whatever you do, you know, I just it's okay
to allow people who are not bending the mind to
have a fun time and don't pressure them into like,
what's wrong with you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
It's more fun to watch people drink, I think, than
to drink, because I love the stories that come out
of in the next day, going you don't remember saying that.

Speaker 17 (01:30:23):
I like to record you when you're drunk and then
show you the next day this is how you react.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Well, look, you know, if you're a blackout drunk, that's
a whole.

Speaker 8 (01:30:28):
Other Oh yeah, we've been there a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
But anyway, And also, you know, it's always always nice
to have someone who's responsible there to drive you if
you're drinking, bail you out of prison. If you're drinking,
do not do not drive. And sometimes when you're drinking,
you're like, oh I can drive five, that's the last
person who should be driving.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Do not do it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:51):
Thank God for ubers and cabs lift it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Yeah, what's scary?

Speaker 9 (01:30:56):
The best time to check instant story or a snap
is sound at three am because all the drunks are
there and they're putting all the stories up one after
the next.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
You see who the party people.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
Without a doubt. I delete, I have regret social media.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Regret.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
Sunday mornings, I'm like, oh goodbye, ye delete.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Delete, Yeah, I would say Saturday and Sunday mornings. Delete
times are right around nine or ten am. That's when
you first wake up hung over, like, oh god, what
I did do the last night?

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Oh my god, deleite, yes.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
No idea, my voice was that annoying? How do I
have front?

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
It's true, It's true. Hey, So you know what, when
you meet someone you really like, you hit it off.
Maybe you're a drinker and they're not. What is wrong
with like maybe okay, else, I suppose don't drink as
much so we can hang out more. Yeah, and there's
and then maybe we can eliminate that pressure a little bit.
It's look, you know, it's always a compromise drinking or

(01:31:49):
where you go and what you do and sporting events
and watching football games on TV. If you don't want to,
it's okay to merge in the middle. They start doing
things the way they do it right?

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Do you ever have people call you but as you're
a so called expert in a field? Yes, like our friend, Yes,
our friend I Naz does traffic scary? Your call I
Naz and ask her, Hey, how's work George Washington Bridge today?

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
She's like, she was, wait a second. You got to
get to Long Island.

Speaker 9 (01:32:15):
You want the best route, and you're calling me, but
you don't wish me a happy birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Hey at fault? That kind of things?

Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
Good for her? Good for her.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
It's like how many people actually text Sam Champion or
Mike Wads and say, Hey, what's the weather gonna be
like today?

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
I bet they hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
It's the same as when doctor Oz visits us and
everyone lines up.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
They're pulling their.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Shirts off and take like Nate's pulling his sock off,
and everyone's like lining up at the good doctor to
get his opinion on something.

Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
What, Danielle, this happens to me at work, Like when
Jake was working there and some of the younger people,
because I'm the mom, they would say, Hey, I have
a fever. What should I do? Or my throat hurts?
Jake would call what do I do? Where do I go,
I'm like, Jake, you have a mom. He's like, I know,
but what do I do? What I'd be giving medical advice?

(01:33:04):
Like I'm a doctor because I'm a mom, and they
think I know what to do when you don't feel good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Moms are experts, you are? You have your degree in mom? Mom?
You know you're a mom of a doctorate of mom?

Speaker 31 (01:33:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
God, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:33:20):
The opposite happened to me where people just assumed that
I was something because of my race. I was at
a boxing class one day and a girl passed out.
The entire class froze and stared at me like, okay,
what do we do? I'm like, yo, I'm not a doctor.
Don't even think about it. I'm not going to get
anywhere near this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Get out of that where she's Indian, obviously she went
to med school.

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
People said that you're the Indian one. I was like,
we are not all doctors. I appreciate that, but.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
We're not, well what are we experts of?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
I mean, for instance, if I need to know more
about a stroke, I'll call Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Right, he's had two of them. Yeah, you've done that repeatedly.

Speaker 14 (01:33:57):
All this you've said, so i have this friend and
then you fill in the blanks and you tell me
some symptom symptoms. And that's happened to me here at
the office. I've had people like pop in and say, hey,
do you have a second and then they close the
door and then they just start to describe symptoms and
what happened to them, Like is that a stroke?

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Like I'm not a doctor, you really shouldn't be kind
to me. Add, well, no, but you know more than say,
Froggy knows about strokes?

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
Rue.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
If I want to learn about I ask a question
about golf or about golf, I go to Froggy.

Speaker 17 (01:34:31):
Froggy's are God brain surgery? I know, I know a
lot about brain surgery.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Yeah, okay, brain surgery.

Speaker 9 (01:34:37):
My friends call me about music non stop. They're like scary, Yeah,
no song is and they'll play something too scary.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Yeah, yesterday I was looking over the summer of twenty eighteen.
What a great summer of music that was. I'll call scary.
He'll know what songs were huge that summer. You're right,
Daniel's a mom Gandhi. What do we go to Gandhi
for Gandhi's information? She knows a lot. You read a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:34:58):
Well, thanks, I appreciate that. I actually have a lot
of friends and family and I'm not sure how this happened,
but they come to me for answers in how to
present their case and like conflict resolution. So they say,
you know, you're pretty good when somebody's upset, when you're
upset about something, presenting your case very clearly. How do
I say I'm not happy with blah blah blah? And

(01:35:18):
I'm like, oh, what am I always complaining? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Right for them?

Speaker 17 (01:35:24):
No, You're good for cooking, decorating, travel or if I
have a or if I have a gay question, I
always go to you for.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
That gay question. Yes, I'm the gay authority. Yes that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
You guys do ask me the gay questions. Yes, so
asking for a friend and then it's a gay question.
Danielle knows about breast reduction, yep, she had thyroid cancer,
yep I did. She doesn't know how to drive a car,
daniel what's it like to not know how to drive
a car?

Speaker 8 (01:35:55):
Shut up?

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
I also get like, hey, hey, hey, what's the latest
gossip of the day. What can you tell me? And
then I'm like, oh, yeah, they always put you on
the spot like that. I'm like, okay, well make you
like a nervous wreck.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Scotty Bee is an expert in shipping things. That's right,
Scott ships.

Speaker 12 (01:36:13):
You do.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Anytime somebody needs a package ship from here, they come
to me and I take care of it. Guilty And
it's true.

Speaker 8 (01:36:18):
He does.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
You must, you must get an direction. When you hear
that sound, I love it. You know, they have the
ones that don't make sound. I don't like those. I
need this. I have to hear it. Yeah, there you go.
That's that's the packer. Okay, that's the packer. Yeah. And
also Cereal. If you want to know about Cereal, you go,
you go to Scotty Bee. I do know a lot
about Cereal. Where's Rachel? On line twenty four, I get

(01:36:40):
Rachel an interior designer. You always get questions about interior design.
You know, you're supposed to charge people for your consultation.

Speaker 21 (01:36:48):
Right, I know, I know, but yeah, people ask me
about pink.

Speaker 27 (01:36:54):
Colors on a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Paint colors.

Speaker 21 (01:36:59):
Yeah, what colors? What color should I think in the kitchen?

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
I know, but that's such a personal thing. It's like
you could give them a start, like do they ever
ask you like, what's the hot color this year?

Speaker 21 (01:37:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Yeah, what color question?

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
Ray?

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Someone asked me the other day what's the one thing
I should have in every room? And I said, you
you need one thing in every room that's black. Really,
it's always been my rule.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
I've always had like one black piece of furniture or
a black chair or black something in every room because
it kind of kind of anchors the room. And decorated
in three is never in numbers.

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
Right, Rachel. So we're we doing our kitchen and our
dining room and living room. I need a color for
the walls that's in between beige and gray for the walls.
What would you recommend?

Speaker 21 (01:37:57):
Actually, Zircon from Shervin Williams is a it in between
beije and gray.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
I'm putting it down right now.

Speaker 26 (01:38:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Zirkonn was like an appill you take for allergy proper.

Speaker 16 (01:38:09):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Well, look, it's it's nice to know, Rachel.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Unfortunately, we have your number now, so when we have
questions about design, we're calling.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
We're calling you. I'm calling, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
But it's good to be wanted for something, you know.
All right, thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
To us. Thank you very much, Rachel having a safety.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Guys, thanks for making my morning every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Oh look, Nate, just put u zircon the shade up
in our room.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
She's totally right.

Speaker 14 (01:38:39):
It's like a mix between beije and gray.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
It has so it has like a little hint of
red that makes it makes it go into the beige area.
See that? Oh yeah, I get yeah. So are you
an expert on something?

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Next time they come to you for free advice, tell
them that you're going to have to invoice them.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
That's what I would do anyway.

Speaker 30 (01:39:02):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Durand's phone tab,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Into the phone tab, Dear Elvis. My friend Jamie gets
very very irritable, very very quickly when telemarketers call her
on her cell phone. She gets so mad.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
on her cell phone.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Why don't you have our buddy, Michael Oppenheimer give her
a call and try to sell her something. She'll explode.
This comes to us from Kem Bashinsky. All right, Kim,
we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer to the phone
to call your friend Jamie on her cell phone. Let's
listen it.

Speaker 11 (01:39:51):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled war
Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone. How are you doing today?

Speaker 25 (01:39:57):
Miss?

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Why are you calling this numbers?

Speaker 11 (01:39:59):
Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
need your help today.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Miss Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not
wish to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm
very sorry, but I can't do this right now. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:40:11):
Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:40:22):
This will only take twenty seconds. Miss. Hello, This is
mister Michael up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans
Christmas Memorial Phone. How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
Miss?

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
You just called me. I asked you not to call
me on my cell phone, and now you're calling me back.
Remove this number from your list.

Speaker 11 (01:40:42):
With a pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
War Veterans Recording.

Speaker 11 (01:40:46):
Memorial Tote would you like one of those? Miss Hello,
for one hundred dollars, We'll give you an umbrella and
for a one hundred and fifty something. Excuse me, this
is not a recording. This is mister Michael up in
Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Fund.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you
listening to what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:41:04):
I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
Well, can you listen to me?

Speaker 20 (01:41:09):
Please?

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
M maybe listen to me.

Speaker 11 (01:41:12):
I'm listening with dated breath.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
Miss good you called me twice in ten minutes on
my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Hello, This is mister.

Speaker 11 (01:41:31):
Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled war Veterans with Christmas
Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Miss?

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.

Speaker 11 (01:41:41):
You're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
war veterans.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Stop calling me.

Speaker 11 (01:41:55):
I am on my job before you're fifty dollars out
of your pocket. Wouldn't you like this little tote?

Speaker 5 (01:42:01):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:42:02):
Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.

Speaker 31 (01:42:05):
Take this number off your list right now, and for
one hundred.

Speaker 11 (01:42:10):
And fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts, including
How the West Was One on DVD? How does that
make you feel?

Speaker 10 (01:42:19):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:42:20):
We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble
receiving them.

Speaker 31 (01:42:23):
No, let me tell you something. Okay, Now you're dealing
with me. You're not dealing with the other person who
answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
this will definitely be reported because.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
We've had enough of your guys.

Speaker 11 (01:42:35):
We are a charity, miss whatever. We are a charitable organization.

Speaker 29 (01:42:38):
Okay, may I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
This is not charity. You are charity, Winny.

Speaker 11 (01:42:42):
I don't understand how you came up. It won't be
much longer.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Now stop call you.

Speaker 29 (01:42:48):
No, I want your number and I want your name right.

Speaker 20 (01:42:50):
Excuse me.

Speaker 11 (01:42:50):
My name is mister Michael Proppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.
I'm calling on behalf of people. Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (01:43:00):
Hell up?

Speaker 29 (01:43:01):
Okay, number again, do you understand people or you will
get Bible abuse from me? Okay, I'm not going to
call her. It does nonsense.

Speaker 11 (01:43:11):
I think you should bring it. We are talking about
people who served in the line of duty in this
country for you and for me, and stood up for
America and all of what it believes in. Well, yes,
this is mister Michael, and I'm with the disabled, more veterans,
Christmas and oil fund. Have you changed your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
Miss not at all? You know you're really using it
my minutes. Isn't there anyone else you could bother.

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
If you'd like, I can bother Kim Bashinsky.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
Yes, by all means bother kim by.

Speaker 11 (01:43:42):
Shinsky because Kim Bashinsky told us to play and phone
tap on you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
This is Gary Jones. Melvios ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
I'm in the middle of Macy's right now. For some reason,
I thought of her because I tried to call her
while you were calling me. Yes, and I said, wouldn't
do that to me?

Speaker 8 (01:44:02):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
You know what? I love The phone kept bringing, they
kept answering, I love her, mom shot.

Speaker 32 (01:44:09):
Help this sal tablets pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 30 (01:44:15):
The Elvis Duran phones have only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Elvis Durant and This C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Froggy. You don't drink right, you still don't order nocto.
I can't actually know if you back when you would drink?
Everyone smile? What would you drink? What would you order?

Speaker 9 (01:44:39):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (01:44:39):
I started drinking red Bull, the red Bull and vodka,
which I know is not the best thing for you, but.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
No it's not. I will tell you there's uh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
I was reading a recent survey. They surveyed bartenders and
asked them to sort of identify the type of person
that would order a type of drink. They said, vodka
bull drinkers usually are on some kind of drug, but
on the bright side, they tip well because they're too
drunk to care about getting change.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
What do you usually order it at the bar, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:45:12):
It's very fruity. It's either a Malibu with pineapple or
Malibu baberries, or a Pina Colada or strawberry daker. I'm
very fruity.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Yeah, fruity frozen drinks typically new drinkers. You don't drink
a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
Yeah, I don't drink a lot, that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (01:45:28):
I do whiskey on the rocks whiskey.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
I don't see whiskey in here. I do see tequila shots,
they say. Bartenders say tequila shots. It says I don't
have to work tomorrow. Margaritas, they say. The stereotypes are these.
If you order margarita, they're usually old ladies that want
to party. They start with Margarita's a vodka martini my
cocktail of choice.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
The fancy drunks were fancy drunks.

Speaker 23 (01:45:53):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
If you order an ipa, ipa drinkers are bearded dads
who want to ask fifteen questions and try fifteen sample.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
Long okay, when do listen? We had a Long Island
ice tea.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
A Long Island tea, they say, Long islandized teas rarely
get tips and are almost always asked to make it strong. Uh,
it's nearly an entire cup of liquor. By the way, serious,
How am I supposed to make it stronger?

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
Long Island iced tea? It's let's get fed up fast.

Speaker 6 (01:46:22):
Oh my gosh, that that was the thing that got
my brother wasted this one New Year's Eve when we
were in a hotel and the fire alarm went off
in the middle of the night, and my brother was
so drunk, He's like, where are my pants?

Speaker 8 (01:46:36):
I can't find my pants?

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
He had his pants on already.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Yeah, Long Island tea does that to you chardonnay, the
bartender said. People who were order Chardonna's are high maintenance,
middle aged divorcees with two kids in private school, possibly
on the possibly on the prow for a rich single guy. Drinkers,
let's see old fashioned. See I look like old fashions
and Manhattan's stuff like that. Old fashioned. Either someone who

(01:47:01):
knows their booze really well or not at all, and
they want to look sophisticated. If you order a Cosmopolitan,
this person is usually a pain in the ass. If
someone orders a Jack and Coke, they'll usually be fighting
someone within the next few hours.

Speaker 8 (01:47:17):
Oh that used to be my go to. I could
see that right.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
And if you order a Pino Gregio, these people have
no personality whatsoever. Oh wow, So yeah, bartenders they size
you up.

Speaker 19 (01:47:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
I guess if you've served enough drinks to enough different people,
you kind of even kind of can figure out a
person's personality type.

Speaker 8 (01:47:36):
Sometimes I used to bartend, and when people would order
a mojito on a busy night, I'd be like you
high maintenance, not caring about anyone else butthole.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
That's why if you have them, you should make them,
shouldn't you.

Speaker 13 (01:47:50):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:47:51):
I mean you should, sure, But when there are like
thirty drinks coming at you and you have to start
making that one, it's a long process, right.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
And also I don't know a lot of Barton. If
you ordered gin, the gin drinkers are just out of
their minds. Yeah, your nuts? What scary?

Speaker 9 (01:48:06):
I feel like I've moved on from vodka sodas and
now I'm trying to do sipping tequilas on the rocks.
The problem is you got to go really slow or
the night gets really expensive really fast.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
Yes, it's true. Did you have on the rocks? When
you were looking for a place to go brunch this
past weekend?

Speaker 10 (01:48:23):
They didn't have closeing a zooling to.

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
Scary, scariest, big first world problem. There were lines two
hours long at the Broncherie.

Speaker 8 (01:48:36):
We couldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:48:39):
Like.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
It was ghastly. I couldn't say, don't forget. It was ghastly.

Speaker 10 (01:48:42):
It was ghastly. You wouldn't believe the awful weekend we had.
We couldn't get into the brunch.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
It was a real problem. It still existed even though
it's first world. Yeah, like twenty is Jared.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Go talk to Jared, start to Okay, I'm not a bartender,
but I can probably size you up.

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
What do you order it when you go to the bar?

Speaker 25 (01:49:07):
I ordered the Grones, and everybody says, I'm a twenty
something hipster.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Yeah, you're very hipster the Grones. Either you you love
Italian Italian culture like as in Italy, or you're a hipster.

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
That's okay.

Speaker 20 (01:49:22):
I just like the high alcohol content.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Oh they do Negrones really have high alcohol content.

Speaker 8 (01:49:27):
I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 20 (01:49:28):
Oh yeahwe remooth and campari.

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
Yeah with campari bitters in there. Okay, I'm going to
order one right now. Oh it is jen in it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
That means you're at out of your mind. You know,
your gin drinkers are usually way out there. All right,
let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Canine combination here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
All right, As you know, there are many breeds of
dogs that are combinations of different breeds combined.

Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
Am I redundant. Yeah, cross bread and aren't we all
exactly anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
So if you can guess these cross bread canine titles,
dog names, whatever they are, you can win some stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
Let me let me get Heather on here, Heather.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
I'm sorry, I'm not describing this contest very well because
well I'm a little stood.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
Where are you calling from, Heather? We have a lot
of pa calling in today. I love it, all right.
So you have dogs? You know dogs? You think, oh
you're also a dog groomer.

Speaker 21 (01:50:43):
Yeah, oh good, all right, so hopefully I know my breed.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
Welcome to canine combination, as you know, cross bringing dogs,
combining the names of the dogs who create a new name.
For instance, a labordor retriever and a poodle is known
as a labordoodle.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:02):
That was just a test question that does not go
towards your final answers.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
Are you ready? Okay? Okay, Heather, here we go. A
cocker Spaniel.

Speaker 26 (01:51:11):
And a poodle, a cockapoo, absolutely, A Schnauzer and a poodle,
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
Goodness, Schnauzer and poodle is.

Speaker 21 (01:51:24):
A absolutely okay.

Speaker 3 (01:51:32):
See I've never heard of this one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
A Golden Retriever and a Collie Collie.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
Yeah, I never heard of this one, Scotty, Scott, you've
heard of this. You have collies. I used to have
a Shelty. Okay, well that's not a Collie.

Speaker 13 (01:51:47):
Thanks for.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
A Golden Retriever and a Collie Golden Retriever.

Speaker 21 (01:51:56):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:51:56):
I don't know that it's a They say it's a Gollie.

Speaker 6 (01:52:00):
Oh I never I never heard of that.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
Are you sure? I'm positive I know my dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:52:05):
You don't know dogs everything?

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
How about this one, Heather, a Chihuahua and a pug.
Uh yes, yes, either, neither of I think.

Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
Nate's making this.

Speaker 14 (01:52:24):
Hug owner Somewhere out there they're talking about I'm gonna
turn him.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
Is not ugly to look angry?

Speaker 20 (01:52:34):
Dogs are owner and all pugs are are cute but ugly.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
All right, Okay, here we go. Another canine, combo pitbull
and a husky. No, it's a pit ski.

Speaker 29 (01:52:55):
I could hear that one, Okay, I have.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Now, how about a Maltese and a Yorkshire Terrier. It's
a Maltese and a Yorkshire Terrier. Okay, that would be
that would be that would be a Markie.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
Are you sure? Stop yelling.

Speaker 23 (01:53:16):
I've heard that one before.

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
Okay, here's what I've heard of. A Jack Russell Terrier
and a beagle. Mhm, jack Russell Terrier and a grove
dogs me.

Speaker 20 (01:53:33):
Like I was used to, like a cabbage sun or
a Yorky coup or like these are?

Speaker 5 (01:53:40):
These are one you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:41):
Don't hear, but they're more rare. Oh see, the jack
Russell terrier and a terrier and a beagle is a jacobee?

Speaker 8 (01:53:47):
What it's not?

Speaker 20 (01:53:48):
Yeah, I've never heard of that one.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
All right, how about it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:54):
How about a Chihuahua and a dashing dash hound. They
call him different. It's a dash und doxon. Oh, it's
not a dash house hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:54:04):
A Chihuahua and a dosoni.

Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
But I take it back, by the way, the chuck
is very cute.

Speaker 3 (01:54:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:54:14):
How about a boxer and a beagle box.

Speaker 6 (01:54:23):
It's a boggle, a bogle a google. Don't get this list?

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
Okay. What is a bulldog and a ship sue?

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
I've never seen where?

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
Then it's a bullship It's true, all right, now that's
made up for sure. That's okay, okay, okay. What what
about a combination of a ship sue and a pit bull.

Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
That was made up.

Speaker 3 (01:54:56):
Not at all. That's a ship pick. It's not funny.
Okay's laughing, it's not funny.

Speaker 6 (01:55:07):
Condy.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
What about a jack Russell Terrier and a cocker Spaniel?

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Oh, come on, Jackie cock.

Speaker 8 (01:55:20):
Don breathe.

Speaker 6 (01:55:21):
Oh I'm gonna go get one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
How about a.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Cocker spaniel and a ship suit? Because a cocker spaniel
and a ship suit.

Speaker 20 (01:55:40):
Cocky, ship yes, your dog?

Speaker 3 (01:55:46):
Not at all?

Speaker 8 (01:55:50):
These dogs, mingle, I've been googling every single mix of these.

Speaker 6 (01:55:56):
Do they really exist?

Speaker 8 (01:55:58):
Jacka jack a Cock's cute?

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
Okay, I'm not sure that's the picture you're gonna get, Gandhi,
thank you, Heather, have a great day. Okay, hold on
one second, No, thank you. It's an honor, an honor
to speak with you. Absolutely all right, shows done, Let's
get out of here until next time. Say peace out, everybody,
piece out, everybody,