Full Show: The Day We Are All Irish

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Every day. It's a Top of the Morning morning show. Hi. Hi.
It begins with the story of Saint Patrick. Alcohol is
always involved. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Black Bush

(00:23):
Irish whisky. She's reading for cocktails. Why day is your
problems with public intoxications? Okay, stop it, day, daniel Please,
We've got guests Saint Patrick's Day from Alice Turand in
the Morning show. This is gonna be this is this
is gonna be a problem with my proudest moments in
those profiles. I love that. Thanks Joy, And it's early.

(00:49):
Welcome to today. It is said Patrick's Day. Here we
go Top of the Morning to you don't forget. You
gotta wear green today otherwise you'll get pinched. Yeah, jim Yeah,
before because you don't have green on green. I don't
look good at green. This is why I pinched Sam's
bottom before. Even though she's wearing green lipstick, back counts

(01:11):
you think this was an accident? No, No, she's wearing
green lips. I think that counts, Danielle. Danielle and I
were wearing really green green Jimmy fallon shirts. Goddy's wearing
a green sweater and I see straight Nate, he's wearing
little green over there, top of the put on a
green shirt or something. Scotty Bee's got a ton of
green on. Yeah, even my underwear. I know, we saw it. Okay,

(01:35):
um um Diamond, I don't see any green. Yeah, I
don't know what happened. I forgot. Look, Froggy's wearing green. Yeah,
I am Oh I love that shirt, Froggy. Yeah. All right, Well,
it's gonna be a day here in New York City.
Up here at Midtown, in our new studio area, they

(01:57):
are preparing for the New York City Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
That's why we're only gonna be for for an hour.
We're gonna be here for an hour. Then we're all
we're just missing class early. Anyway, Happy Saint Patrick's Day.
There you go. I think you've done enough Irish music.
We're done all day. Oh my god, doesn't Scissa have

(02:20):
some sort of jig. I'm pretty sure like an Irish ja.
Let's go talk to our first caller of the day, Christian. Hi, Christian, Hey,
good morning, good morning, Hello lady everybody, Hello lady to you,
and Happy Saint Patrick's Day. So is it true you're
a little sleepy tonight because you guys went to see
the Jonas brothers last night. Oh my gosh, yes, yes

(02:41):
we are sleep deprived on two hours of sleep and
gone into work already, I know. But tell everyone what
you did? You almost you almost killed a Jonas. They
almost killed a Jonas. Tell the story, Christian, how did
you almost kill a Jonas's brother? Yes, so it was
an amazing show to keep it shure for you guys
pretty much. When they came out, they loved seeing good

(03:02):
nights all their fans. Somehow I got caught in the
rush of all the fans and at some point some
fans ended up pushing me close and I accidentally tripped
Nick Jonas. Then did he fall flat on his face?
Did he break his nose? I mean, how is he today? Thankfully? Not? Thankfully,
It was just a stumble. But you know he did

(03:22):
look back and looked at me, and now I'm the
jerky I am sorry. Nick. You know what, Christian, here's
what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep your number handy
so when they do come in, they're coming in soon.
We're gonna call you and put We're gonna put you
on Live with him. And let you tell the story
how he's not limping when he comes. Yeah, you've got
a limping. We were around the block. Why do you

(03:44):
do like a trip? Joe? I'm sorry you were around
the block from the Jonas Brothers concert because we went
to see Bad Cinderella last night. So all of a sudden,
I hear people screaming, and I knew the Jonas Brothers
must have left the buildings right because people were going nuts. Well,
they were screaming because Christian and tripped Nick Jonas, and
they're all worried about him. I love a good story

(04:04):
about Christian. See. I mean, you are the only one
who can say I tripped Nick Jonas. You need a
T shirt that says that it's very cool Christians. We
said the same thing, and it actually ended up on
Joe's story, so you can hardly tell. But there's a
point where Nick looks back, and that's exactly when it
happened that Nick Jonas go to hell. Look, oh, what
do you have for our friend Nick? Straight Now, they're

(04:26):
French toasticks, but we can call them Irish toast sticks.
Today you can what some from Wendy's with if that's right.
Dollar Wendy's Gifts. You just got a fifty dollars Wendy's
gift card. Enjoy the Wendy's Homestyle Irish toast sticks today
and enjoy your day, Christian. And are you going to
stay in New York today? You're going back to Allentown.
Oh no, we're back in Allentown. Drove back last night. Yeah,

(04:50):
Oh my god. Did you take a city bike like
Scotty Bee did last night? It's a story. We'll tell
you the story in a few minutes. Hold on one second,
and thanks for listening to us. There you go. Did
you do last night? I tripped Nick Jonas he fell
flat on his face. Are you win? Well? Have you
Saint Patrick's day? Let's get into the three things we
need to know. We've got stories to tell today. What's

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going on there? Gandhi. The FAA is looking to lengthen
the recording time of cockpit voice recorders. The black box
on a passenger plane currently records the most recent two
hours of sound in the cockpit. The FAA says it
wants to lengthen that time to twenty five hours. The
proposal comes after a series of near collisions on US
runways which were not captured by those recorders. Because of

(05:32):
the two hour time constraint, The Biden administration is threatening
to ban TikTok altogether unless the app's Chinese owners sell
their stake in the company. However, TikTok's CEO says that
sale won't resolve America's national security concerns. Multiple state governments
and Congress have already banned the app from government devices,
And finally, Cinderella teams are busting March Madness brackets across

(05:55):
the country and yesterday's NCAA tournament play, fifteenth seated Print
And pulled off a shocking upset of second seeded Arizona
in the South region. That was crazy. I mean, it's
busted all. It's a total bracketbuster, and not just them.
Thirteenth seed Furman also advanced in the South after knocking
off a fourth seeded Virginia. In the East, fourth seeded
Tennessee barely beat the thirteenth seeded Louisiana to stay alive,

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but there was a dominant showing from the number one seeds,
as Alabama, Kansas, and Houston all advanced to the second round.
So if you have a bracket still going, congratulations and
those are your three things you guys ready for Saint
Patrick's Day. Yeah, Happy Saint Patrick's Day. From Elvis Duran
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from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Shout out to
all our Gingers. That's me. I'm a Ginger naturally, everybody
thanks to the bottle. This bottle has been a long time,

(07:02):
so at this point I'm natural to let you know
we're having a crazy meltdown here in New York. We're
on I think everywhere except for our homestation Z one hundred.
If you're listening to us online streaming, I think you
can hear us here, right yeah, find out? Yeah yeah?
Can you turn it on? It's the end of a

(07:26):
right good yeah yeah, But people here in New York
cannot hear our show. You know, good. I never trusted them.
I'm kill what I think it is? What do you
think elepre con got into the system today? It's all
or Gandhi found the switch. I don't. I want to
save that story until we're on in New York. We
went karaoke singing last night and Gandhi ruined it for everyone.

(07:51):
We'll leave it at it's great. Even the engineers are baffled. Yeah, really,
two engineers are baffled. Right. Wow. If you listen, if
you're listening to zero one hundred on the radio in
New York, you're just hearing commercials and songs. You don't
hear us at all. It's crazy. Everyone thinks that we're
so drunk we couldn't come to work. No, we're here.
We're here. Oh my god, we're here. We're being framed.

(08:13):
But I don't know who's framing us. What someone is.
You know, if they built us these beautiful, beautiful new studios,
which we love, but someone wasn't quite ready for use
these studios. This place is not working. These studios are
a Kardashian They're beautiful, but they don't really do anything. Yeah,
I beg to differ. The Kardashians do alone. These studios

(08:36):
are a Kardashian. Yes, they're beautiful and they have a
big ass. Yeah. Wait, Martney does not have a big ass, Nate,
you're the senior executive producer. What are you doing to
fix this? Twenty five years in radio? I have no
idea what's happening. It's crazy. Is something happening. We can't
see it, we can't find it, we don't know where
it is. Scary. Was on the phone with the engineers.

(09:00):
He said, you don't understand, George. It's like we're we're
living in an alternate universe. Yeah, the problem. I looked
at Gandhi. Gandhi looked at me and like, what the hell?
Why are we having? Him described the problem. It's like
there's a computer running this station somewhere. We can't find
that computer. Right, Like a droid or a bot took
over and we are in a parallel universe. We've entered

(09:22):
the matrix. Okay, thank you. We're on everywhere else. So, hi, y'all,
so we'll do a show. We're still doing a show.
Our failure is part of our content. Yeah, it's part
of our charm. Guys, sound good? Yeah? Anyway, Um, what
do we do we usually here? Oh? The horoscopes? Do

(09:43):
you mind doing the horoscopes without New York Hearing? Oh,
let's let's do it. New York. You think you think
we're having trouble. Producer Sam is as drunk as drunk
and he's so fine, you guys. I walked over to
her and I was like, Oh, you smell great? Is
it coming out of report? What did you do last night?
I went to the New Jersey Devil's game with a

(10:04):
few friends of mine. Yeah. Did you have a cocktail
or two? Yeah? Absolutely, It's funny. I go to the
New Jersey Devil's games all the time, but I never
come home like that. You know what, Danielle, come with me.
I'll show you how to do it. We went on
a crazy crawl last night and we've got it more
together than Sam. Seriously, who are you doing these with
our residential redhead? Danielle? Thank you? There you go. So

(10:25):
how funny It is Sandra Oh's birthday today, because don't
you add an O to the end of everyone's name today?
And it's actually her last names. She's a cyber Gizello
Buncheon and Carlos Oh Santana, They're all tell today, guys.
Let's see, Capricorn, you're support and understanding towards others. Battles
will make you a trusted ear to a lot of people.

(10:47):
Your day is a six Aquarius, double check whom you're
doing a favor for. Your days of seven Zis, be
aware of your surroundings so your days and eight aries.
Don't let your mind stop you from creating positive outcomes
to difficult solutions. I don't know if that makes sense,
but your days of six tours, think about what you
want and make it your mission to achieve it. Your
days and nine gem and I remember that what you

(11:09):
see isn't always what you get. Your days and eight
hey Canctar, work hard and plan ahead to get the
exact results you crave. Your days of ten Leo, be
aware of the people that surround you and don't pray
too hard on their shortcomings. Your days and nine hey
vergo stand out for yourself and don't let others take
advantage of your kindness. Your date isn't eight Libra, don't
let yourself doubt bring you into a negative headspace. Your

(11:29):
days of seven Scorpio, try to be more aware at
who you can turn to for advice. Your date isn't
nine and finally, Sagittarius, don't let people's high expectations of
you set them up for a Lettown. That's awful. Your
taste of five does your fighting mording coorscope? Excellent? All right,
everyone to go take a little nap. It's all good, Danielle. Yeah,
your first report of the day. Well, streaming is going

(11:51):
up in certain places, and a family feud can test it.
Jokes about killing his wife and guess what, she's dead.
We'll talk about that. Oh my god, that's a sad story.
All right, That and more coming up for most of
our listening audience. Show Show Show, Happy st Patrick's Day.

(12:16):
From Elis Duran in the Morning Show from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Should have stayed in bed. Try
to convince you last night you made us come to work. Yeah,
we had a late night. We'll get into that in
a minute. So we're back on Z one hundred New York. Hi. Hello,
people thought, oh they went drunk, didn't come in, No wrong,

(12:37):
We were here. Everyone else heard us. The rest of
the country heard us. If you're listening to us on
the stream, you heard us there on iHeart Radio. We've
got good. The app so real. That was the best
one you've ever been. We solved all sorts of problems.
We gave out the Secret to life, everything, the meaning
of life. But anyway, so see Caucus stole our show.

(12:58):
We'll leave it at them anyway. Can we just start over?
Can we start to show over? Where's the top of
the hour? We had? Good? Yeah? Yeah, just just put
it in. Scary. Oh yeah, that was a good top
of the hour. Scary. You don't have to make noise,
Just put put it in. Scary. When's the last time
someone asked you to put it in and not make noise?

(13:21):
Oh god, this is almost as bad as the karaoke
bar last night where Gandhi turned the power switch off
and the whole place went dark. No one has any
proof that that is what happened. Yeah, of course we
all saw. Here we go, it's a top Martin. It

(13:48):
begins with the story of Sir Patrick. Alcohol is always involved.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with black bush Irish whiskey.
She's ready for cocktails. Your problems but public into Alcacius. Okay,
stop it, day Daniel, Please, We've got guests Saint Patrick's
Day from Alice Durand in the Morning Show. All right,

(14:09):
all right, let's turn it over. Welcome to the day.
Have you Saint Patrick's dad. Oh my god, good morning, Danielle, Hi, Gandhi,
Hey Froggy, Hello, Dan, Hello this Gary, Hello Scottie by Diamond.
Danielle's here, Hello again again and up Are you gonna

(14:35):
do that all day? Morning long? Oh boy, go on
to paper man. So in the last thirteen minutes, I
don't know what you said, but anyway, welcome to Saint
Patrick's Day. We've been on the air for everyone except
for New York City, and now we're back. We did
a do over for the city. Is so nice that
named it twice. By the way, I did look out

(14:56):
the window while the world was on fire. You can
already see here at what six thirty eight in the morning,
in the darkness of New York City, people are ready
in the streets, ready for the big Saint Patrick's Day parade.
Oh yeah, oh it's chaos. It's coming in this morning.
What'd you see on the way in in the darkness.
Lots of men in green hoodies and skirts. Yeah, well
those are kilts. Kilts, yes, god, he said, there's a

(15:18):
lot of drag queens walk in the streets. I said,
those are kilts. Those aren't skirts. Oh they are, but
they're not anyway, well have you Saint Patrick's Day and
we're trying to find someone to bring us some corn
beef and cabbage. By the way, it's corned beef. A
lot of people call it corn beef. So I have
a Lenten question. Oh you know what you're You're the

(15:38):
only good Catholic in the room. So well my question
is I know one year they gave Catholic Irish people
like a pay okay, hold on, why is everyone talking?
Who is Oh god? I think that was Nate. They
gave Irish Catholics a pass on Friday because Saint Patrick's
They landed on a Friday where you can eat meat. Right,

(15:58):
technically I'm not Irish, but I'm Catholic. So do I
get a pass? Dude? Did? Or no? See that's the magic,
that's the magic of the Catholic Church. They just write
the rules as they go. So yeah, I remember, like
the cardinal or someone said, it's okay, yeah, I'm Saint
Patrick's Day. Because you know, a lot of maybe all
of of Irish people are Catholic or most of them anyway,

(16:23):
a lot of them, and they're like, well, we want
to eat meat, corned beef on Friday, and we can't
eat meat on Friday. Yeah, and so he said, go
out ahead. I like that leniency. So I don't know.
So I don't know. Find out if you are a
good Catholic, please call us eight hundred two for two
zero one hundred. According to I got an article sent
to me on my Apple Watch, Catholics can eat their

(16:44):
corned beef and cabbage in good conscience on Saint Patrick's
Day from the Philadelphia Paper. Thank you. Okay, so we're
here in Philly, you're safe. What about in New York?
I don't know. I just got up. It is an
interesting religion. Don't you think you know we'll give you
a pass because Saint Patrick's Day? That is hogwat MEI
that doesn't make sense because then you're not really you know,
sacrificing anything on a Fronday. And I don't know, doesn't matter.

(17:08):
Have pizza anyway. No, No, I think you only can
eat corned beef. No, I'm sure whatever they said you
can eat meat. Yeah, go eat a rump rokes? What everyone?
If they're gonna have been the rules today, that's that's hypocrisy.
If you ask me, and then that means then screw it.
Then I can eat meat every Friday and I with
a good con Let's not get started on you. You

(17:32):
stay in that corner. He's just saying, I'm gonna have
a talk with your mother Roseanne. See what she has.
So there's corned beef. Can you corn other things? What
is corning? Yeah, it's well, it's yeah, you do you
put the meat in the solution? Solution, it's not when

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you look in the toilet corn. When did I know, Danielle,
no different. You can't tell corn in the poo jokes on. Okay,
look it up corn to be corn beef. It's brisket.
You take a brisket and you corn it. Well if corn?
Look it up? You got Google. Yah. The way you
do corn to be if is you let it soak
in this in this brine with with herbs and things

(18:16):
for a long time and the meat is saturated with
the flavors of the Brine's corn even involved. No, No,
corned has nothing to do with corn. English language. We'll
go look it up. I'm looking and it went to
Corning Ink Corning dot com technology and look up corned
beef recipe. Okay, oh that's good, God, everything scary. Let's

(18:43):
get into the Daniell. Let's move forward. Okay, what do
you have? Fans of Drake were very upset because they
had a hard time purchasing tickets for his upcoming tour.
The tickets were available for pre sale on cash app,
but the fans were you know, much higher than advertised.
Fans complaint because the ticket prices went up to like
a thousand dollars each. It was crazy and you know,

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fans got their tickets, but some of them didn't get
their tickets and a lot of them took to social
to complain. So I don't know if you saw the preview,
but Netflix released the trailer for the upcoming documentary Lewis
Capaldi How I'm Feeling Now? I'm going to see this? Yes,
and we love Lewis. He is the funniest guy. He's
the sweetest guy. But he talks about his rise to fame.

(19:27):
He talks about how crazy his song someone You Loved
got with fans, and he also talks about the impact
that fame has on his mental health. You see him
break down, you see the anxiety, you see what he
goes through. It's coming out on Netflix on April fifth,
and it is the last couple of years he's spent
working on this. It is raw and it is it
looks like it's going to be fantastic. So I love him.

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He's just the sweetest. I hope he'll come on maybe
to talk beforehand. He's always so much fun. He really is.
Ben Avlack revealed what Jennifer Lopez said to him during
that moment at the Grammys in February. He says that
he joked to j Loo that he was going to
leave her sitting next to someone else, and she said,
you better bleep and not leave. And I totally can

(20:10):
see that. Apparently it's an inside husband and wife joke,
and he said he was bored. He admits it. He
said it's a wife work thing that I had to
go to. So yes, see, but there's a camera on you. Yes,
that's the issue. But he just forgot about that part.
I guess, what are you gonna do? So? I don't
know if you heard this, but back in a twenty
twenty a family feud contestant did this on the show.

(20:34):
What display it all? Right? What's your biggest mistake? Wedding? Honey?
I love you, but said I do not my mistake.
I love my wife. I'm gonna get in trouble for that,
aren't Wait what did he say? The biggest mistake he
made was saying I do. Well, guess what they're using

(20:54):
that sound in court now because his wife was murdered
and my god, are you kidding me? And they're saying
that he did it. So they were in the process
of getting a divorce. She was murdered last month, and
that sound is going to be admissible in court. Let
me hearing honey, I love you, but said I do.

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Oh what a douchebag? Yep, crazy, right? No, I think
douches or bottles? Are they? I don't know? Or is
it the liquid inside them? Now? So no Ah, Snap
of Stranger Things came out with a delivery only chicken
restaurant called Tender Fix. It is available nationwide through food
delivery apps and it also offers plant based options, so

(21:36):
if you're into that. Disney invented a lightsaber that actually
expands and retracts, just like the ones from the store.
Hell yeah, so actors in the parks right now are
using them. They did no word on if they're going
to sell them or not, but that would be pretty cool.
And YouTube TV has announced the price of its subscription
service has increased by eight dollars a month. The new

(21:56):
rate is seventy two ninety nine per month. What are
we watching this week? And of course March Madness, You've
got Friday Night SmackDown, RuPaul's Drag Race, American Idol is
on Disney's Plus has a special Ambano and The Edge
is actually the David Letterman Show where he sits down
any interviews everybody. And there's also The Boston Strangler on Hulu.
That's my pick for Nate this weekend. And that's my
Danielle report. He calls that a learning experience. There you go,

(22:20):
you were five minutes. Hey, Froggy, you're so quiet. Sorry,
we've had a weird morning, but I think we're back
on back on track. You got it? Yeah? He has
breaking food news today. You do what's going on? We
have a new man a new menu item at Starbucks,
but you have to ask for it by name. What
is it? A leader? I can't tell you right now.

(22:40):
Why Disney dull whip yep at Starbucks? Uh yeah, isn't
that crazy? I ask for it though it's not on
the menu. You have to go in and specifically ask
for it. Why are we here if there's Disney dull
Whip at Starbucks, I don't know. I'm out of here.
Have a safe fun scene Patrick's Day Weekend. Elvis Duran

(23:02):
in the Morning Show. Hey, it's Elvis. The brand new
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wishes you a happy Saint Patrick's Day. Hey, let's talk

(23:25):
about leprecons for just a moment, shall we. Everyone asked me, Hey,
how old were you when you realize that leprecons aren't real?
And I said, never did. But there are a lot
of people and maybe it's a cultural thing that you know,

(23:46):
they grew up thinking that. You know, the kids think
they're lepric. I have my kids doctor's office, doctor O'Donnell.
She's trying to catch LEPrecon. She has a little pot
and all these little like things, trinkets and stuff to
try to get the LEPrecon, you know, and all the
kids love it when they come in and they see
this whole thing, you know going on, it's weird. I've
heard that. I mean what you mean too. And when

(24:08):
I woke up in the morning and the toilet was green,
that wasn't because a LEPrecon had been in the bathroom.
Wait did your parents do that? Frog? Yeah, that was
my parents. I guess I just didn't. I wasn't raised.
I wasn't raised in a house that believes in lepricns.
But now I feel like I'm ruining for some kids
that are listening. But I did have a friend down
the street, Travis McMahan. They used to set traps for

(24:30):
the lepricn and I was like, I don't get it.
I don't understand. What kind of traps were they? Lepricn traps?
I don't know. Hurt it? Yeah, it was like a
bear trap, but lepric no hurt. Well, what are you're
supposed to do if you catch an't know? You're supposed
to have tell him where he's supposed to tell you
where the gold is? So wait, hold on. Growing up

(24:52):
in Erie, Pennsylvania, Nate, did your family believe in Oh
my god, I would run around. Did your family believe
in lepricns? Yeah? Absolutely, I would run around the backyard
looking for leprecons, and then you would if you caught
the LEPrecon, you would have to like basically hold them
hostage and say, where's the goal. This isn't good. This
says if you cat a LEPrecon, they'll grant you three
wishes to escape. Yeah. Beyond being a fun family tradition,

(25:17):
the idea behind LEPrecon traps is steeped in Irish folklore.
Folk on folklore. Oh um, okay, wait, let me see
what I don't know. I never I've never heard of that.
I feel like I missed out a lot of cultures
believe in these kind of mythical beings. I know, remember
when we were in Iceland. Yeah, they legit believe in

(25:37):
fairies and gnomes, and there's places where they live, and
you don't go there for fear of disturbing the fairies
and nomes. Well you know what, they're so tall in Iceland.
I'm probably a nome to them. They're like six five,
all of them, every single person. You're a very nomal like. Yeah,
all right, well, there you go. There's tons of articles
on how to trap a LEPrecon. Well, let's learn. There's

(25:59):
book there's all kinds of things you can do, how
to look these little activities for kids at school. This
is this big business. Daniel. Did you ever know this? No?
I didn't either. So wait, going back to you, Nate,
what age did you realize there's no such thing as
a LEPrecon. I think it was probably eight or nine.
I think you know, as I was somewhere in middle school, okay,

(26:20):
because we would run around, especially on a nice day,
you would look for four leaf clovers because that's generally
where they hang out, okay, and then then you would
wait there in hopes of catching them. Oh, what's you know?
Hold on, yes, Scotty. All you have to do is
buy a box of lucky charms. On the back of
every box it comes with a leprechn trap. Show you
how to build one. Do you have one in there?

(26:41):
I only have the Smores and it's not on that one.
It's on the regular red boxes and it comes with
the LEPrecon trap. You cut the back out and it
shows you what to do with it to catch one. Huh,
We're good. According to this book and Barnes and Noble,
how to Catch a lepricn ten dollars by the way
the book, it says that you you set up a
LEPrecon trap the night before St. Patrick's there, and if
you wake up to find gold coins or treasure in

(27:03):
the trap, you know that you have caught a lepricn. Oh,
so you wake up in the morning and mom and
dad put gold coins in your trap. There's cute. Look
at how cute this is? Like this person run for everyone,
a little rainbow with a little pot at the end
of it, and hopefully the leprocn will come. Oh, a
little birdhouse for the LEPrecon to living Daniel. Look on
the back of this box of lucky charms. How to

(27:23):
create a lepricn trap? You cut it out? Yeah, and
you make this. I could never do that. But this
is wild. I never knew this. Are we sure they
don't exist? Just because someone hasn't actually caught one? We're
pretty sure? Like bigfoot? Are we sure? I don't know?
Pretty sure? I think they could exist. I think so
if all of Iceland believes it has to be true. Okay, okay,
go ahead, believe that you believe. You know what. I

(27:45):
don't want to dash anyone's hopes of dram out. I
kind of wish I had said a trap last night
to find out the truth, but I didn't. No, I
will give you this. If I do see a rainbow,
I do believe there is something something shiny and great
at the end of the rainbow. Me too, probably a
Lepricn guarding it. Now, is there one there? Have you

(28:06):
ever seen Darby O Gill and the Little People, the
old Disney movie with Sean Connery's and it's from the
late fifties. Now it's actually quite good. It's on Disney Plus.
And the way they make the people look like little
leprecons it's fascinating. And Darby captures him and then he
gets three wishes. Wow. Great. You would think here in

(28:27):
New York, where we have everything, there's got to be
a Leprecn stashed away somewhere. Absolutely, he's living in Chinatown,
because that's where you'd least expect it. I'm going to
be I can't speak like I mean done on a
Mott Street there. Oh well, I'm glad we had this conversation.

(28:47):
I never knew it was a thing, and you know,
I was right now years old when I learned. So
there you have it. Hey, coming up, we do have
a one thousand dollars, free money, phone tap things to
our friends at Tommy John. Also, I would love to
talk about our night last night. I thought we were
never talking about things that happened. We don't have to.
It was an insane night. I mean, we got crazy.

(29:10):
I'm gonna go back to the nineteen nineties and say
we got krunk. Wow we did remember crunk? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah,
well we got that last night. Anyway. That and a
Gandhi almost having us all arrested at the karaoke bar.
But she turned the power off for this someone someone

(29:31):
was in the middle of their song and she turned
off the power and they kept singing. What song was it?
I think it was you ought to know? Well, that's
my karaoke Andrew will remember. Well anyway, what a night. Anyway,
busy day ahead and we have breaking breaking food news
with Froggy coming up. Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran

(30:02):
in the Morning Showy Saint Patrick's Day. Maybe this will
be the year that you don't throw up, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. What that's not happening for Josh?
Josh threw up last night? He did? Yeah, Well, so okay,
we had an intense night I was thinking I wouldn't
be in town today for Saint Patrick's Day, so I
decided to sell the rate last night. Yeah, and cell

(30:25):
the rate. We did. We did so around the table
was Gondhi and Josh and Scottie b and Uh Andrew
and me and Scary and then it all went to hell. Yeah, Danielle,
this is why you should stay home and be responsible.
I was at last night too, but not with you, gie.

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We had a great time. We went to Ed's lobster
bar night and Ed, by the way, was part of
our party, and he was a good time as well.
I was told when we started this whole thing, there
will be no shots, and as soon as I sat down,
there was a tray of shots. Yeah, we started strongly.
You we didn't believe that. We did. Lots and lots,
lots and lots of jamison and oh my god, those
blueberry gimlets and the and the Scary was drinking tequila straight.

(31:11):
I don't even know what Scott he had, but he
kept taking out the greenery in it and leaving it
on the table. It looked at the end of the
night like there was a bush. It was a John Daily.
I don't even know what that is, but it was delicious.
John Dailey is, uh, well, it's a arnold Palmer with
booze in it. I would at Carmines and I had
a spamanti drink. It was pink with all these strawberries
in it. It was it was delicious, lightweight show. So

(31:33):
I wanted to say, awake from but Carmines is so great,
but I'm sure he has some great We had panay vaca,
we had chicken marsala. We had the Titanic dessert. Funny,
we always eat the same thing every time and it's
always so good, so good. Well, so we had a
lot of lobster and lots of lots of incredible food
and yeah, it was amazing. So right next right next
door is this little tiny bar and I said, hey,

(31:54):
what bar? And says, oh, that's a karaoke bar. And
everyone went what what? And it went out, Yeah, I'm
not going to I'm not going to a karaoke bar.
Why so we went to the karaoke bar. This bar
was totally packed wall to wall. It was the size
of like a men's room. It was really small, but
it was cool. What song did you sing? I didn't

(32:15):
sing a lot of people. Yeah, you go ahead. We
wanted to sing, but you have to download an app
and then request and then show the bartender a number
on your phone. So by the time we requested, I
think there were thirty songs ahead of us. We waited
and waited, so uh yeah, yeah. Froggy's like me, we
don't like karaoke. We were just like so anyway, So

(32:36):
Gandhi in this tiny bar that's packed wall to wall
was slammed. Sees a switch on the wall, A light switch, no,
kind of, So there was a power strip, there was
a lot of stuff plugged into it. It was just
dangling from the ceiling. It looked very I don't know, sketchy, firetrap,
firetrap basically, and I was like, Andrew, I wonder what
would happen if I and I accidentally pushed the button

(32:59):
on purpose and I shut the entire bar off. The person,
including the person singing, person kept singing. It was insane,
and I was like, what are we doing now? What
do we do now? I sould just keep dancing, act
like we didn't do it, but God, act like we
didn't do it. And then the bartender comes around the corner.
He's like, excuse me, just turns it right back on.
I tried to turn it back on. It didn't work.

(33:19):
It happened all the time. I bet it does because
where that thing is dangling with all these drunk people around,
people have to push that button constantly. It was crazy too.
So Scottie had to get up town to his hotel
and he decides rather than taking a cab orn Uber,
he got a city bike much quicker, much quicker. And
I have been talking about this, but no, he wasn't

(33:40):
in any shape to be driving a Sitney bike. Danielle,
I know when springtime comes. We are like three blocks
away from Central Park and there's city bikes right outside.
I cannot wait. I'm so excited. And well, last night
it was dark and cold and windy, and it was
like fifty blocks and now I have some kind of
a weird infection on my hand and he was hammered.

(34:01):
So that's a different experience than I want. What a
night though, We had so much fun. It was a
great night. I didn't really realize until I came home
and was looking at all of my like Instagram stories.
I am worried about my uber rating today because we
karaoke the entire way home, saying the entire way home.
Each one of us were picking different songs. We got

(34:21):
everything from Casey Musgraves to Wop That's his Star to
Firestarter by Prodigy. We had a great night, you know,
And I say, you know, sometimes you're gonna stay up
late even though you know you have to get up
early and pay the prize. Uh, why not? It's okay. Well,
happy Saint Patrick's day. Keep in mind as you leave
the house today, clean your toilet because your face maybe
in it later. Yes, especially if you're Josh. Oh Josh

(34:43):
was done? Is he did he commence it? You made
it in well? Oh no, everyone we rallied man and
I can't believe it that ed he knows how to party.
We had such a good time. The thing about karaoke bars, though,
is it looks good on paper certain songs like Oh
I'm gonna do this, this and this, but when it
comes time to actually do the karaoke, you don't realize

(35:04):
that it takes a talent to actually wrap that fast.
Like fur Delicious. Some guy was doing furgolicious. He didn't
don't know what he was doing, or fur delicious is
more difficult than you you know. Yeah, just stay in
your lane on songs that you can actually, you know,
work to crowd. What song did you want to do
that you never did. I wanted to do Firestarter by Prodigy.
So you did it in the uber and yes, yes
I did. I'm the fire star talk towardstad fire star talk. Okay,

(35:28):
thank you, Elvis, you know what I'm done. We're good.
I'm good to hear. And he left the party first. Yeah,
I left. Man, You're lucky you did it quickly. We
were figuring out how to trap you in there, or
just block the entrance, just turn off the lights. I
can't find the door. We should we should buy a
karaoke bar. Yeah, that would be so awesome. You buy
that one. Yes, that's a good one. Whatever you want,

(35:49):
We'll buy whatever you want, whatever you want. Princesses. Was
that one of the ones with the sticky like you know,
everything was sticky? First time him, he did an event
with Jason Derulo. Yeah, we did it out of sticky
karaoke by and he always says, yeah, didn't know. Our
feet stick to the floor that night. I'm I think so.
I think that's the sign of a good night. We

(36:10):
end up with your floor, your feet, he stuck to
the floor. The ultimate karaoke song, did anyone do? Don't stop?
Believe me last night. No. The only reason I'm playing
it because I know I'm gonna keep the microphones up
and on and we're going to sing it. I don't
know if I know all the words. Just a small

(36:31):
town girl, a lonely one. He took the midnight train
going I can't hear you frogging the city by bone rail.

(36:54):
He took the midnight train going air guitar guitar. All right,
I hope you're singing along with us. Otherwise this doesn't
make sense. Come to guitar. They're stroggy on the air guitar.

(37:14):
Even Josh woke up of the seen her in a
smoky room, So cheap review Like Gandhi, you Share the night,
goes Sage waiting the Shinto sir a night se mice.

(37:52):
He living just defined it my shine, so my guitar.
Please look at Josh. Come on, Josh, come see with us.
Take your kis looking hard to get my fiel bye

(38:20):
was a dread roll. The t just one by time
smran s summer board to see the one. The movie
never feels on strange way, Come on up and down

(38:51):
the ball boy, see the fun say that. Finally we

(39:30):
can sing the name of the song. Stop Steep ste

(40:06):
There you go from Saint Patty's Day. Karaoke makes no sense.
How are you doing there, Josh, I'm great. Yeah, I know.
Set Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

(40:30):
It's so early in the morning because I need a cocktail. Oh, yes,
here we go op Saint Patrick's Day from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. People are texting in did you
survive last night? Is this a live show? All this
show is live. We are alive. Doctor Kathy Riley, she's

(40:54):
here with her homemade Irish soda bread. It is the
best Irish I've ever had in my life. I haven't
had any yet. Oh it's so good. Chelsea brought some
Bailey's and I have this whiskey. This is from Chicago.
It's called Coval single barrel whiskey. I think I'll have
a little sip of that. Lord, here we go. What
do you mean? Lord? Here we go? Hey. By the way,
we've done a lot of stuff on our show that

(41:15):
has brought in response from listeners, some things more than others.
Singing along to Journey brought in more text messages than
we've received it a long time. You know, I don't
think we should do it every day, but I mean
we had a lot of talkbacks too. You guys have
to do karaoke every morning. This has been the best
ride ever. Thank you so much for that beautiful, beautiful study.

(41:53):
Thank you for singing along with If you want to
talk back to us, if you're singing back to us,
if you're listening to us on the iHeart app, push
the microphone you can talk to us. I love it.
That's power. You put a smile on everybody's face with that.

(42:15):
Well think about it. That was so cool that we
can take the rest of the day off. We should.
That was really fun anyway. So Saint Patrick's Day twenty
twenty three, we're having a pretty good one. It's all good. Um,
we do have a thousand dollars free money phone tap
we've got to get to and well, why wait, let's
just do it. You got any money. I'm wearing my

(42:37):
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(43:21):
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(43:43):
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Who does the phone tap? Today's Garry from the Phone

(44:04):
Tap Hall of Fame. It's the bald freak Rannie with Garrett. Oh,
I love this one. Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis durand
phone tap? What's the phone tap Hall about? So DeFi
wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Darren.
Now Darren does overnights, gets home and goes straight to sleep.
So we decided let's give Darren some wake up calls
with a little Saint Patrick's Day flair to it. All right,

(44:25):
what can go wrong? Let's see here we go? Hello, Wow,
especially Saint Patrick's Day. Missy, I'm the lap crapper. I'm
a librac call. I'm a mean great rapper. Back in
Ireland they called me liber crap. I wat told the
edit of your Rainbow Baby Ferry with you on my brain, yo,

(44:48):
that's what the green coat he got the scrubby red
beer sucked on? You think that? What's weird? Hello? Hello,
I'm deliberate drapper in them back again, I'm saying Patty's Dad.
Let me be afraid Way three to talk to your way.
You locked your smokes. You capture me a magical power,

(45:11):
can need you to gladen. You don't get it? Get it?
Who is this? Is this? Darren? Stop it? Man? Is this?
It's Saint Patty's Day? Darren, I'll give you three weeks.
Do you know my name? Many? Seriously, it's not funny, dude,
whatever whatever you're doing, it's not funny today. Who if
you think it's funny, I didn't wake me up and

(45:32):
I got another thing covered for you. Dude. Bye bye
Wayne good walking the door at work? I kick your
ast against the wall. Who keep calling this? I'm gonna
put your headthroom? Boy? Do you understand me? I know
it's but you called me a part where you're dead

(45:53):
Patty's say, Darren, Now give you three weeks. How you
pull down what samet Patty's Day? Bull? You pull down
my I'll tell you something that a long backpipe and
me lucky. How are you screaming those who seen it? No,
it's bigger than the around. I don't squitch you, Oh
put the table, squitch you down, pitch, I'm not around

(46:14):
with you. Have a happy same POSI completely had it
with your boot aaren What who are you talking to you?
Damn it? I keep getting his phone call from the idiot.
He's yelling, having the leper con voice. Every time I

(46:35):
try to fall back to sleep, the phone rings again.
I don't recognize the number. I don't know who this is.
This happened today, yeah, but happen the no morning. I
think I think Mitchell has someone calling me, just trying
to put the bucket. This working. He keeps trying to
do this stupid like lepercron voices like oh no that
for god? This kind of complete him that they just
completely messed up what I called this company? You just

(47:00):
one for Saint Patty's Day. I thought it would be
I don't know, I thought it became it's cute. They're
supposed to call you and wake you up. You called,
and you called the company about Saint Patty's there for
what They were supposed to call you at eight am
and wake you up. But it was supplice to be.
That's exactly what they did. They called me at at am.
What do you think I ever someone called me at
at am? I just always to sleep for forty five minutes.

(47:23):
You out of your mind? Well, they weren't supposed to
like yell at you. It was supposed to be like cute,
no matter what they were supposed to do. You have
you have? You have? Some company called me at eight
in the morning when you know when you know about
at the barrow night? I really just what made you
think I was gonna be a good idea? It's your
favorite holiday. I thought you would like it. It was

(47:45):
supposed to am like, don't you gotta be kidding me?
I mean, well, why or why don't you have done?
They spent like a hundred and fifty dollars on it.
I thought they would be doing a good job. I
didn't you spending one hundred and fifty dollars to up?
So VIDI had called me and hit on me as
some stupid boy and make hello hate on you. He
was hitting on me the whole turn. He's talking about

(48:06):
licking my shamrock. That's supposed to be funny. That's amazing.
I'm sorry, that's hilarious. What's what's hilarious about it? Doesn't
have been amazing about it? You could spend ten dollars
to have a homeless person call me and say some
stupid He's for one hundred and fifty dollars to relax.
I haven't flipped him two days. This is my one
chist to catch up before the weekend. Hey Darren, Darren, Hello,

(48:32):
just now, Darren. My name is Garrett, and my little
leprechon over there, his name's Ronnie. Oh, happy, Saint Patock's due.
You just got phone tapped by your girlfriend debut, mean man,
Jesus Christ. Are you wearing green? You guys suck man

(48:56):
ball freak Rannie? And of course Garrett says, so are
you heading green? Anyway? There's your Saint Patrick's Day, one
thousand dollars free money, phone tap. Oh, let's see hello, Billy,
what's going on? Hey, happy Saint Patrick's Day? Man, Dude,
you guys are so freaking awesome. Where I was driving earlier,

(49:18):
you guys are saying it I'm singing. I look off
to my right. I got a couple of husband and wife.
One's playing Ericatar one stool. You never know where this
show's gonna take you. Great, Well, you know what your
day's about to get a little better. Bill, You just
want a thousand dollars with a free money phone table. Oh,
this is so freaking great Patty Day, you too. You're

(49:39):
also gonna get one hundred dollar Tommy John gift card.
We love Tommy John. You need to wear some Tommy
John underwear. Go to Tommy John dot com used the
code Elvis and save twenty five percent. What are you
doing to celebrate your Saint Patrick's say today? Bill, We
actually went out last night because I gotta take my
boy to football practice this evening, so I gotta went
out last Money, Well, we went out last night. Yeah,
you should have been with us. Bill. I hope you

(50:00):
have a wonderful Saint Patrick's day, and good luck with
your son's football game and everything. And thanks for listening
to us. Have a beautiful weekend. Okay, you know you're awesome.
You stop it, You're the awesome one. Hold on all right,
there you go. By the way, if you want to
take advantage of that twenty five percent off at Tommy
John dot com, you have till Sunday and then it's

(50:22):
still a great place to shop, though Tommy John dot com.
Use the code Elvis when you check out. Danielle, what
do you have coming on? We're gonna talk about nil Horn,
what happened on Hot Ones? And Jeff Probe's admitted fans
often ask him why they allowed contests to cheat on
Survivor h and I know Froggy has this breaking food
news we have. Let's start next time we're together in

(50:43):
a few minutes with Froggy. Froggy, You're ready to go.
I'm ready to go then and more all the way
celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, or as we like to call it,
the day you actually have an excuse to have alcohol
in your coffee Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Our
Audible pick of the Day is The Light Podcast with
Michelle Obama. In this uplifting new series, Michelle Obama discusses

(51:04):
meeting life's challenges with Oprah Tyler Perry, David Letterman and others.
Listen free at the Home of Storytelling Audible dot Com
slash The Light Show. It begins with the story of
Saint Patrick. Alcohol is always involved. This is mister Michael

(51:26):
Oppenheimer with black Bush Irish whiskey, she's ready for cocktails.
Why Dad, your problems the Republican opplications? Okay, stop it,
Dan Daniel, please, we've got guests. Saint Patrick's Day from
Alvis Durand in the morning show is my favorite by
Finus Moments on displaying. Now, this is why you keep

(51:49):
racking up the Gracie horn. That's why I gotta tell you,
Doctor Kathy Riley's Irish soda bread is the best. You
know that the Irish been eating this Irish soda bread
for a thousand years or more. They never had it
like this, Let's be honest. I'm sure in the old
days in Ireland. Yeah, they made this Irish soda bread

(52:11):
and they were like, they were like, this is great.
Oh it's so good. I've never had soda bread until
I came here and she brought it in. Well, she
brought that that carry gold butter, which is like, you know,
so good Irish. But yeah, it's right, sketty. I went
down the hallway to light FM. We're Cubby and Christine

(52:32):
are doing the show. I said, come on down, have
some Irish soda bread and on the air on light FM.
I've never been on Light FM. I don't think Cubby goes,
what are you always have food your your show? And
I said, well, because we're a bunch of fat asses.
I don't need the word ass has ever been uttered
on light FM ever? Did they panic? Yeah, they got
in a little panic. They went right back to Christmas

(52:53):
music like did you every year? Oh God, play hark
to Hali sing what are you gonna do? Hey Froggy,
Yes you got some breaking food news ud. Oh my god,
this sounds serious. Let's go live to do you Food
News Room with frogs sound. There is a secret way

(53:15):
that you can order a drink at Starbucks and it
tastes exactly like the doll Whip at Disney. So you
can't just walk up to a barista and say, hey,
I'll have the doll Whip drink. They're gonna look at
you kind of crazy. Well you have to do when
you arrive at Starbucks, order a Grande Paradise drink refresher
and then ask for sweet cream cold foam on top,

(53:36):
and to get the dull Whip consistency, ask for it
to be blended with one scoop of vanilla bean powder.
And you have your doll Whip drink from Starbucks and
it really supposedly it's delicious. What's the taste? Exactly like it?
It's a it's a Grande paradise, so it's it's got
I think it's pineapple grande Paradise drink refresher. That's the

(53:56):
pineapple taste. Then you get the sweet cream foam on top,
and then to get the dull whip consistency to make
a thick get one scoop of the nilla bean powder.
What hold on, we got we have more breaking news.
That was the most dads like that. Hold on, fog,
hold on, we got more breaking news. Sorry, Nate sneezed.
That came out of nowhere. What happened? I don't know.

(54:18):
It just hit me. Did you guys hear that? I
mean I did. It was such a powerful sneeze it
changed the barometric pressure. Yeah, so sorry, it's just the word.
At least covered his nose. That was good. It just
like you ever have a sneeze, It just comes out
of nowhere. I couldn't stop that if I tried. Good God,
I know, but you interrupted a very very important breaking
news story about the dull whip drink at Starbucks. He

(54:41):
couldn't help himself. At what age does the dad's knee
Come on, I'm forty three, I think right around now.
My dad's sneeze was the loudest, most obnoxia. It's scared
people sneeze terrified, the same thing. Yeah, do your dad's
nez do it, but it's like I'll do mine. My
dad was, my dad was? It was yeah, just a scream.

(55:06):
I don't remember my God, bless you God, zoom tight daddy. Yeah,
I just remembered. My dad would blow his nose and
used underwear and he would go into the hamper because
you know, you know, want to like blow your nose
and hankies all gunky and stuff. So he would go
find used underwear and blows. That means he's putting he

(55:30):
was underwear up to his nose. He would use a
part of it that didn't touch a sensitive area. But
so he would pick up underwear and like make sure
it wasn't the butt or the crotch, and he would
blow his nose. I just remember that. Oh my god,
I'm sure your father, your father would be very happy
you're telling that story. Oh my god, I need to
blow my nose. What do you have? Can I use
your underwear? What? If I okay, like I gave Nate

(55:55):
a wedgie out at the Irish Soda bread station, if
I pulled your underwear up and blew my nose on
it while you're still wearing it, let's do it. No,
you don't you realize how much you have to pull
it up. Come, I will have an atomic wedge. Come on,
let me try it. No, I want to blow my
nose on your underwear while you're wearing Is that an

(56:19):
HR issue? I don't know, My god, mister drag, can
you come see us? We had a report that you
want to blow your nose on Nate's underwear while he's
wearing it? What say you? I don't know. We're just
doing a show, just doing just doing another show. Sat
Patrick's day chaotic today. Today is a chaotic day. Yeah,
you know what. It all started last night, It all

(56:40):
went to hell. We all went out. I loved it
as lobster bar and uh yeah, the shots kept pouring. Yeah,
and I was the one that left early. But we
did go to karaoke bar next door. I think it's
called Pianos. Is that the name? We actually have no
idea what it's called. I don't whatever. Okay, and if
you want to turn the power off, the switches right

(57:02):
there at the door hanging, it's dangling, it's enticing you
to do it. So yea Gandhi just reached over and
all the electricity in this bar is like all plugged
into one power strip. So you know, there's all sorts
of laws being broken. I don't know, maybe not. And
so whoever was singing Karry okay like Tanges mante it
and she she pushed the button in the sound went.

(57:25):
The performer was so strong and professional. They just kept going.
Now did I hear that? You guys couldn't get any
drinks at the bar because the bartender was doing carry okay? Yes,
he left them. We couldn't pay the bill anything. He
was the bartender was singing priorities people done dirt, sheep dirt.

(57:48):
That's a great song to carry, o you. I've never
thought about that. Oh my god, I'm looking at myself
in the camera in the screen, boobs, are you stop?
I think I'm lactating? Am I spotting my It doesn't
look like it show us anyway? All right, what do
you want to do? Do we have a game? Do
we have something? We have games? Finished? Food, news. We
finished food news, right, but there was a it was

(58:09):
a breaking food news story. I'm actually posting an article
that Froggy sent me and it tells you exactly how
to order it. So how do you order it? Say
it again, Frog, So you you go there, you order
the Grande. There is Starbucks. You go to Starbucks. Okay,
go ahead, you order the Grande Paradise Refresher. Then you
want a little sweet cream on top of it. Then

(58:30):
ask them to blend it with one scoop of the
vanilla bean powder and that will give it the consistency
and taste of the duw huh, it's a drink. I'm
in hey, um okay, Daniel, Yeah, hold on, let me
just post this Hold on the World Business how to order.

(58:51):
It's on my Instagram story. Spell order Daniel. Ten million
people listening, all right, hold on the dull rip Starbucks?
Important order all right. Jeff bros recently admitted that fans
often say to him, so why are a contestants allowed
to cheat on Survivor? And he said that while sometimes

(59:11):
they do stop them from cheating, sometimes there are numerous
reasons they don't. He says the most important reason for
leaving the players alone. Is that allows them to create
their own society. Exactly in real life, people cheat. You're
surviving on an island. You'd probably try to cheat at
something Manhattan's and get out. We all cheat. We're all cheating.
I guess if they can get away with it and
pull one over on each other. It's it's part of

(59:32):
the games. People forget it's a game. So our boy
not Nile Horn appeared on Hot Ones promote his upcoming
album and his role as a judge in the voice.
If you don't know what hot Ones is. They eat
wings and the wings get progressively hotter, and they they
answer questions and it's very uncomfortable. He talked about the
difficulty of rejecting contestants on the Voice due to what

(59:55):
he went through on X Factor, so he says he
doesn't like doing it. He also says that he wasn't
his best during his one direction days, and he says
he's learned a lot since then. And he also said
that he wouldn't turn a chair for his X Factor
self if his X Factor self was on the walls
time around? Interesting, right, our boy Lewis Capaldi, we love him.
The guy is hilarious. He's so Actually, that's so funny, Nylon, Lewis,

(01:00:16):
they're good friends. Okay, look at you there, But I
did that. I didn't do that on purpose. No, no, no, no,
take credit for it. So Netflix, Netflix, Netflix release the
trailer for the upcoming documentary Lewis Capaldi How I'm Feeling Now,
comes out April fifth. It looks amazing. He talks all
about his rise to fame, his mental health. The cameras
have been following him for a couple of years, so

(01:00:38):
you basically see everything. He is so open about everything
and so real. You know, you think it's all, you know,
fun in games and beauty and wonderful. Behind the scenes,
it's not always like that. That's the thing, you know,
And that's a great life lesson just because someone is
like all the time as Lewis Capaldi is always funny
as hell. Yeah, you know what, there's a Lewis Capaldi

(01:01:00):
beneath beneath the layers as well. Yeah, exactly. Always keep
that in mind. At Koe Kardashian, you know that she
has been posting some stuff about Tristan and people were like,
you're back with Tristan, what are you crazy? She's like, no,
I'm not. She's just here's the thing. She's trying to
be a nice person. She's got two kids with the
guy she's got to be. You know, she takes the
high road a lot of times, Chloe. So leave her

(01:01:20):
alone and let her do her thing. She's making the piece,
keeping the piece. And he is a good dad, according
to her. He's always there for the kids. So there
you go. Seth Rogan thinks he smoked weed with Megan
the Stallion after the Oscars. I'll just leave that there
for you. Tubop Sugars Official Authorized Biography Tupac. The Authorized
Biography will come out on October twenty fourth, and seventeen

(01:01:41):
shares their summer fashion trends predictions. So let me tell
you what they think. Are gonna be in long jeans, yes,
which isn't that already? In athletic headbands, in tubetops please know, Yes,
simple white tanks okay, and sheer dresses and slips. See
all the guys. If if I were a simple white

(01:02:03):
tank top, it would be a tube top. And what
are we watching? We are watching March Madness, Friday Night SmackDown,
RuPaul's drag Pace, American Idol rue I didn't even drink it.
My sound like this RuPaul's Drag Race, American Idol, Hullo
ver Nate, the Boston Strangler, and one of our listeners,
Michelle told me that I need to check out Warrior

(01:02:26):
None on Netflix. What. Yeah, So apparently it was on
for a couple of seasons. If anyone has seen it
and they loved it, let us know. Warrior None on Netflix.
That comes from Michelle. Thanks Michelle. What is it? It
looks like it's about a woman who wakes up in
a morgue with powers and then she has to decide
between good and evil. I don't that's the that's the
explanation they gave. So I don't know. That's my trips

(01:02:51):
everything about it? What did I just say? I don't know.
I love Daniel. She reports on things and she's supposed
to have all the information. There's a chell called Warrior
I don't know. Whatever, I go watch it. It was
a recommendation from Michelle our listeners, so I'm putting it
out there. And then he wouldn't seen it. Let me know,
didn't get worth my time. Let's say let's say you
turn on the like your local news on TV. All right,
today breaking news here in Aery, Pennsylvania. There was this guy.

(01:03:13):
He walked into this this room and he did this thing.
All right, that's all I know, don't you know. That's
why I never do the news. I give me this stuff.
And also there's this car. It drove through this light
and then you know, I don't know what happened after that.
All right, we'll tell you right back to there. You

(01:03:33):
know you're not you know? Oh wait, Garrett said. Warrior
Nune is an American fantasy drama like the pap up Left.
They do that on the news shop. A guy just
sent me attacks going out of the star out stop it.
There's a cad he went to the park and he
fell off a tater tonner. And that's all I know.
You will miss me when I'm gone. I will. You're

(01:03:54):
not going anywhere. Let's go around the room, he started.
I tell you what, the only thing missing from our
wonderful night with friends last night was all of our friends.
Yea to have Danielle and to have a producer, Sam
and God, to have Diamond and Nate and Froggy and

(01:04:16):
Gut to have them at the table last night. Yeah,
and Alex, I go to the family to have everyone together,
like we had a night last night that would have
been so great. We'll have to do it again. Let's
do it, you know what, nights with your friends just
laughing and just hanging out and doing karaoke. What a
great night. I'm just stomach hurts from laughing so hard

(01:04:37):
last night and into the morning. It was great. So
your friends are your friends, and they are your family,
by the way, So go out, hang out with your friends,
and there you go. These are the days, These are
the days, These are the days. All right, Right, I
did mind gone to Europe. I mean, that was kind
of what I was going to say. I had such
a good time last night. And it's great to be

(01:04:57):
able to party and enjoy, truly enjoy the company of
the people you work with. We're so lucky, and last
night was just one of those nights that I was
kind of having a moment where I thought, Oh, this
is life. This is a great life. So I love
all of you, and I am sad that all of
you were not there. But to the ones who were,
I know all your secrets, and I had him recording
we know yours tube, We're onto you. Yeah, I know

(01:05:22):
you showed your colors last night. Andrew said, I'm like Gizmo. Yeah,
tell her what Andrew said about you, And you said
you are absolutely GisMo. Just out Jamison and you turn
into a gremlin from hell. Oh my gosh. True, very true, Hey,
producer Sandwich Up, I figured a new life hack yesterday
which may or may not be ethical. I don't know.

(01:05:43):
But you know how when you go to like an
arena or show or a sports event, the cocktails can
get really expensive. Yeah, okay, So I found these little
cocktail making cubes. It looks like a little sugar cube,
but it's a whole flavor. So you drop it in
a dream and it turns it into a cocktail. So
I brought those into the arena with me yesterday and

(01:06:05):
I just kept ordering vodka sodas and upgrading them with
my tidy little sugar cube. So it turned like a
vodka and soda into like a cosmo exactly. Very sketchy though,
I'll tell you if so. Yeah, something thought I was
drugging my own drink. Careful, you should be dropping those
into people's trees. Relationships have like a signed affidavit decisions
how you do it. But I feel pretty good about
my life hack. I had some great like orange cocktails

(01:06:27):
last night. They called these cubes. I don't even freaking Okay,
thank you're right, Danielle. That was great the best time.
You gotta get these cabs. What are they called? I
don't know, cute cube. They're on Netflix somewhere. All right, Froggy,
what's going on? Did you know that it's actually possible
to eat too much sheet cake? No, it's what it's not.

(01:06:48):
Obviously you found this out. Yeah. So the other night
was my son's twentieth birthday and he had a big
old quarter sheet cake. But it was like half of
it left when we were done. I ate half of
the cake in one day. It made me so sick.
I'm just telling you. I would have eaten more, except
I couldn't handle it. It made me so sick. It

(01:07:10):
was I was thrown. I mean, it was awful. I'm
just telling you it is possible to eat too much cake.
I did not know that. I found it out. So
that's just my little psa. There you can go. Half
a cake is too much cake? Is my weakness. I
eat the hole right out of that bunt. I do
if you're eating the whole out of a bunt. Oh God,
just blest, I'm froggy. Let's get together and eat. Let's

(01:07:32):
let's share, Let's share the hole in a bunt. Let's
do hold on an alarm? Was a fire alarm? Robin,
Robin birds here. Let's go over to Danielle. My sister
gave me an early birthday present yesterday, and she made
me cry. It's so beautiful. She gave me a bracelet
with my dad's actual handwriting on it, so she sent

(01:07:55):
his handwriting away and it says Danielle, I love you,
and then on the other side it says love Daddy,
and it's his exact handwriting that I would recognize anywhere.
And I was bawling. I bet you cried, like, oh,
it's the most let me oh your dad's hand right, Yeah,
it's the most beautiful present. Thank you, Jackie. I love you,
I love you, I love you. It's the best birthday

(01:08:16):
gift ever. And I'm so touched, so sweet. You know what,
She's actually Okay, it turns out good moments. Hey, what's
up there, Elvis? You always practice what you preach when
it comes to treating the office the same way you
would treat your home. I saw you go pick up
a napkin yesterday you accidentally well off the floor. Oh

(01:08:39):
you throw stuff away. Okay, let me say this. Somebody,
and it was not me, put their bigg ass lips
and kissed the glass. That's somebody who wears lipstick. That
would be Gandhi. That was me. I did it weeks
in a week the shrine studio. I was giving the
boys in the other studio a kiss. And that's there forever,
and you have all people. You kick the door open

(01:09:00):
with your your shoe here. That's why I'm saying, I'll
try to become a better person. But you allow Gandhi
to go kiss kiss the wall. It's a nice memento.
It's beautiful. I guess I was gonna wipe it off.
We've lived it there for a reason. We've lived there,
So leave that greasy lip staying there. Hey, straight meat. Okay,
everybody's Irish today because at Saint Patrick's Day. Yes, but

(01:09:23):
if you've never traveled abroad, Ireland is a fantastic place
to start. It's beautiful. Everybody speaks English. It's a beautiful country.
There's some amazing places to see. The clips of more
one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in
my entire life. The only catch is you got to
drive on the other side of the road. That's the
only catch. You get used to it. You get used
to it pretty quick. But let me arrive with Gandhi.

(01:09:44):
She drives on the wrong side of the road. A
beautiful place to visit, So go make Ireland a destination
to put on your bucket. Lets tell you what. When
we were on Norwegian Prima and we rolled from Iceland
to Cork, Ireland, and we up as we were pulling
in it was the most story book looking, beautiful, beautiful

(01:10:06):
village I've ever seen. And then of course we went
into a hopped into a car, went to the airport
and flew away. I'm like, no, I want to stay.
It was so beautiful, right, Ireland. We're on Ireland, Ireland,
Let's go. I love it. I think we've went around
the room sufficiently and I'm the only one that loves
Nate's Irish accident. Yes, I knew you'd like it. You're

(01:10:26):
the only one to call you later. Just called me
calling is good. Let's called me calling. You'll be calling
my name out all night there, pat deal furniture is
my good friend Pat mcgroin. So many we can't use.
Should we do the news? I mean we don't need news.
I mean, okay, screw it. Give me one thing I

(01:10:49):
need to know. Ford is recalling over a million cars
because of a break hose issue. It affects Ford Fusions
and Lincoln MKZs sold between twenty thirteen and twenty eighteen.
You'll get a letter. If it affects you. Just pay
attention because it could make your break fluidly looking forward,
break them holes? Yeah, exactly what. Happy Saint Patrick's Day

(01:11:12):
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey it's Elvis.
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Alvis Duran in the Morning Show. There's coaster Boy, Josh,

(01:11:35):
he was a riot last night. Oh my gosh, what
a night. How's that sandwich? So yeah, the corn beef
showed up along with Doctor Kathy's Irish soda bread. Thank
you so good. I think I'm ready for another Bailey's
and whiskey. Can you sell? Go on, Nate, do something,
You're do something. I have a thing, don't get don't

(01:11:59):
get mad at me. I'm not trying to whine and
be a whiner. No one ever listens to anything I say.
Do you want one? No? Yes? I do? Uh yeah,
that's why I ask for one. All right, no coffee boy,
I'll have one too. The whiskey is up there on
the showy okay, My point is And once again, no
one's listening to me. What exactly? For instance, we go

(01:12:22):
in the air and we talked about our partners like
um oh, like uh, Zip recruiter, right, can everyone just
stop eating for a moment? God so hungry? So we
talk about Zip Recruiter, which is an amazing thing. They
have this technology. I can't explain it. I don't. I
don't get it's it's way above my head. But they
you know, if you have a job open it tells

(01:12:44):
the ZIP people like what what you want, and they
find the best candidate for the job. Like in a minute,
someone actually listened it to me. Who is this Jessica
Jesse Hi, Jessica, Hello, Hi, you actually got a job
on Zip recruiter. Yes, I see whatever job you got,
quit and come work for us, because it would be

(01:13:04):
nice to have someone that actually listens to what I
have to say. I mean, that's pretty cool, I mean
talk actually, to be honest, we hear from a lot
of people that get jobs through a ZIP recruiter, but
to have you on how did it happen? Like what happened?
So just so recently I was working from home at
my previous job and they called me when I went

(01:13:26):
at home and said, hey, on Friday, we need you
to come in. We need to talk to you. Said okay,
So I went in, drove an hour to work and
they laid me off. All right. So on my way home,
I was distraught and listening to you guys from radio,
and I heard you guys talking about Zip recruiter. So

(01:13:48):
I would be proactive and went home and started applying
like a mad woman to jobs. And twenty minutes later
I at a phone call and they were doing a
phone interview and wanted me to basically start whenever I
possibly cli. So wait, so you went on to ZIP
recruiter and twenty minutes later you got a call and no,

(01:14:12):
you're making this up. So do you want do you
work for zip Recruiter? There's no way now. Actually, yeah,
we've heard these stories because I mean, there are people
who are trying to hire through zip Recruiter and they
have liked this. It's it's called a dashboard on their
computer and if if if a superstar like you Jessica
shows up, it is like being superstar superstar and they

(01:14:33):
go online, they find you and then they ask you
to apply, and so you know you're working for a
new company. Yeah, it sounds like they're pretty cool too.
I love it. And just recently I got my own office,
so oh my god, look at that nice all right,
So yeah, in full disclosure, they are a partner of ours,

(01:14:54):
Zip Recruiter. I'm not, you know, and I wouldn't have
known about them unless they decided to tell their story
on our show. And they write a big fat check
every month. We love them. But I love hearing that story,
and I thank you for sharing that in congratulations on
a new job. There are so many people listening that
would do anything to have a new job. So maybe

(01:15:14):
is it precruiters out there for everyone just saying I
love that? All right, Jessica, go back to your job
before they can. You gotta let you go have a
have a wonderful Saint Patrick's day. Okay, you as well,
all right, take care. I love that. See someone does
listen to me, none of you do. You know what

(01:15:36):
I'll show you. I'll go to ZIP recruiter today and
I'll get another job by tootles say it all right,
I'll start listening, daddy. I'll start listening, daddy. I'll start listening.
Piece out everybody, one more chance. I love hearing that.
I think that's really cool. And you know, this show
has always been sort of a magnet for people who
they listen to us, obviously, but we talk about the

(01:15:57):
need to do what you want to do in life.
Don't waste your time and spend your wheels on a
job or in a relationship or whatever that isn't working
for you, because it is about you. So I love that.
I love the courage that people have, because it does
take courage to move, especially if you have kids, you
have a family. You can't just pull up and go.
I get that. But anyway, yeah, scary, oh scary zippycuitter

(01:16:19):
dot com. I was about to say, I'm a coward.
I've been here twenty eight years. I have never made
that step. Do you want to use my laptop? Oh? Yes,
zipprecruiter dot com slash Elvis. Are you trying to tell
me something? No. I bet there's a company on too
that would love to have. Don't you guys agree? Oh darnally.
I think a lot of people would love to have
scary hot commodity. Yeah. What's what's your update there, Daniel?

(01:16:39):
So yesterday I remember Meghan was on with us. Oh yeah,
and she was absolutely amazing talking about her journey with cancer.
So she went to get another opinion yesterday and I
asked her this morning how it went. She said, better
than we thought. They gave me options, which is what
I needed. So we're going with what they suggested. We'll
be back up the first week of April for an
outpatient procedure. And she said. The first thing that doctor

(01:17:00):
says to me when I came in the room was
weren't you on the radio this morning? Why? So that's
pretty cool. Yeah. So I'm so happy because now you
know things are going to get done for her. So
this wow, brilliant thirty three years old. Yeah, you get
back from your honeymoon and you feel full, like way
too much on your honeymoon and it turns out stage
four colon cancer. Wow. Yea. So she she shared her

(01:17:21):
story with us yesterday. Don't know if you heard it
or not, but wow, what a what a journey, you know,
And every cancer story is different. Every cancer is different.
I mean even colon cancer comes in many shades of
colden cancer. I mean there's there's no continuity between all
cancer at all. Well, so there is a little bit,
not a lot. So her journey was great to listen to.
Let's go down to the end of the table. Garrett. Now, Garrett,

(01:17:43):
I think you are the only Are you the only
bonafide Irish person in this room? Yep? And once I
did twenty three in me, I found out I'm even
more Irish than I expected. So I thought I was
like ninety ninety percent Irish, ten percent German, but I'm
like ninety seven percent Irish. Yeah. You are very Irish. Yeah,
and you grew up in a very Irish household, right,
yet very Irish household on a very Italian Staten Island,
New York. So how that work out for you? Yeah?

(01:18:05):
Pretty good? I mean everyone every everyone goes how come
you don't have an accent? How come you don't sound
like you're you're from Staten Island and have a have
like an Italian accent? Like, hey, you're doing because I'm Irish,
I don't have it. I didn't grow up around it,
so I don't have it. No, yeah, you have a
little bit watcher. I have to say watcher properly. Hold on,
is this my whiskey in there? Yeah? All right, all right,

(01:18:26):
I'm gonna turn it over to you. What do you
have going on? All right, let's start with the biggest
upset yesterday, the reason why a lot of people are
upset and breaking things around the office because Princeton beat
Arizona in March madness. By the way, I must say,
my godson Buyer Princeton University, you're the reason why. I
don't even think he knows they have a sports department.
But anyway, if you're if you're a Princeton parent or

(01:18:49):
Princeton alum, or a Princeton student, congratulations, No good Arizona,
what let go? And the Princeton w way brow. So
that's what we call a upset racketbuster. Racketbuster no one

(01:19:10):
who's expecting that, very few will have a perfect bracket
after that game yesterday. All right, let's talk about new
music that dropped. We'll start with All Time Load. This
is called Calm Down. It's freaking love it. Louis Capari, guys,
we love them. We've been talking about Louis Capaldi all

(01:19:31):
morning with his documentary. This is called how I'm Feeling Now,
BEAUTI let's see soon. Satisfied, Danielle, When is the Louis
Capaldi documentary? I'm pretty sure it's April fifth, Okay, very good?
All right, So we're gonna play a little game. We

(01:19:52):
sang Journey earlier as a as a show for karaoke.
There is an artist that we all know put out
a on the top of covers album and they are
covering Journey. So if you can gets the artist, is
it a band or a single artist? So is it Sissa?

(01:20:17):
She's already and he guesses tea paint really, Oh my god,
that's all. And he covered Frank Sinatra and Sam Smith.
So he's an all cover album out today as well.
All right. And then finally Coy Larey has the song players.

(01:20:38):
David Ghetta decided, hey, let me put a remix out
and this is what it sounds like. Yeah, because girls
play us to Yes, Yes, because girls is play us
too well. I like that. Yeah, yeah, because girls is
all right? All right? These are talented people. I know.

(01:21:02):
I just want to say. During your entire segment, I've
never seen Gandhi chew so much food in my life.
Felt like a good moment. You were like chowing down,
trying to give them, you know, space, be respectful, listen
to everything. I was agreeing, nodding my head. I don't
think I've ever seen you eat like that. I mean,
you must be nice and hunger. What are you eating
a breakfast platter? A platter? Yes, I have potatoes, I

(01:21:26):
have eggs, I have toast, I've bacon. Good for you.
She was enjoying it. That's why I kept on going.
But she was chewing kind of like a horse. I
love it. I just got catched him on everything. Look
on my shirt. It looks like good. It looks like
the murder scene that Nate left behind. You're a good American.
I'm gonna play a song so Irish music, I don't

(01:21:47):
know what do we have? Look I like fun Irish
singalong songs, but all Irish artists aren't fun. How about
break even like You two is arguably one of the
best bands ever, Sure, but they're there's no party song
from you two? D the Proclaimers Irish? Yeah? Are they sure?

(01:22:08):
Are now? We don't know? We don't know. I'm the
book expense none the richer. See, this is a great song,
It's just not a party song. Which Granberry song is
a party song? Zombie Zombie's on a party so I'm

(01:22:29):
sure we danced all night to Zombie. What do you
Have Dream? I need a song, scary? What do you have? Again?
Very Irish? But it's not a party song, Danielle, can
you put down the French frise and help me out? Yeah?

(01:22:50):
We're scary? How about YouTube Vertigo Sunday Bloody Sunday? But
it's not a party song. No one, No one's listening.
Once again, no one's listening. Chumbawamba is not Irish, right,
I think they're British? Scotti, aren't they British? Scotty's not here? Okay,
I think they're British. Okay, I know they weren't very nice.

(01:23:15):
One of the best songs ever written and recorded? Not
a party song? What about DMX Party Up? DMX Party up.
DMX was Irish. I believe part Irish. Oh this sounds
pretty good. This sounds pretty good. Tell me just turn
off now, this is your last chance. Turn it off down? Okay?

(01:23:41):
Oh Duran, Oh, Duran Irish Orio. Your French is Damian
and Irish name Damien. Yeah, because that was DMX's name.
So I feel like we could really go with a girl. Oh, yes,
it's about I'm scary. Where is it? Thank you? We
know it's about a town in Ireland. It's about a
girl from a town in Ireland. She played to filling

(01:24:04):
an Irish bamp she fell in love with in England?
Is that it is in Galway where you got COVID? Nate? Yah?
I can't wait to tell had that story next time
he's here. I love a good Irish folklore story. Two years.
How do you know you got it in Goalway? Wow?
Because that's where I got sick and I was there

(01:24:25):
for five six days and all of a sudden, did
you get it from a Galway girl? I don't believe?
So all right, I'm a married n Well you're are
you over? Do you do you have COVID? Now? No?
Would you like it? No? We must take the break,
We'll be back show shown show Happy Saint Patrick's Day

(01:24:51):
from Ellis Duran in the morning show. I wonder if
the Hollow Fresh boxes today had corn, beef and cabbage.
Oh maybe you know what we love Hollow we're talking
about all the time. You know, we always talk about
the meals and they're great, fantastic, but they do other
stuff too. They have great pre made salads with fresh
chicken chopped up on the top, and they have breakfasts

(01:25:13):
and snacks. Hello fresh is amazing. And when it comes
to the Protos, it's all fresh from the farm, right
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So down in downtown Tribecca, I'll be going over to
Monk mcgins. We were, we were there less yet Sat

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Patty's Day, and this is back when the world was
still kind of opening. Yeah, we're just coming back. So
we went into Monk mcgins. We were the first ones
there because we get off you know, in the morning.
And uh, it was just a moment or two after
we got there that the whole place everyone was there.
Hello Monk mcgins. They were tagging us on Instagram for
the last night. What's that? So this is very off topic,

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but it just popped into my head. You know, your
memories pop up on your phone. Yeah, so my memories
of Saint Patrick's Day five years ago today was when
I met all of you for the first time. It
wasn't invited me to sit in on the show and
just watch what was going on. And Uncle Johnny was
in making cocktails and it was the most fun time
I've ever had. It was great. And that was when

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I met you well for the first time. Mettiversary. I
guess to all of you that, yeah, I popped up
on my phone. There was five years ago. Argo, that's crazy. Well, um,
last night you hit dinner. I don't know where it
came from. The question was how many here at the table?
There were six of us. How many here at the
table have your nude photo on your phone? Five hands

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went up. Wow, mine did not. Mine would not have either. Actually,
Scotty's you're handing you up. No, I don't have one.
So um, so you know who had the most? Danielle,
I can probably get okay, coast of boy. You know,
I actidentally saw his nude photos. We were at a

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bar one night and he showed me this photo of
something and I flipped it by accident. And the next
one was, he'll air drop them to you right now
because they're good and he probably looks good. So he's
proud of them, is why I have none of them.
I don't have any either. Yeah, frog, I don't even
look in the mirror when I'm getting in the shower. Yeah,
jumping and pretend it's not there. Yeah, I'm gonna want
to look at my phone and see it's a mirror.

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I turned the lights off. You guys never have a
good day, a good moment. No nuts in his high school. No,
I encourage everyone to do it too, because hear me out. Yeah,
what nobody's getting any younger. You are the youngest you
are ever going to be today right now. How often
do you look back in life and you're like, you
know what? I thought I looked like Kraft at that moment,
but I actually looked really good, and she would have

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had more pictures. Hold on only if you're of legal age. Yeah,
of course, I don't talk to kids and me, honey,
the milk has spoiled. Yeah. That date, that expiration date
was years ago. The one thing I learned from David
Swimmer and all the years of him being on television,
he did an interview and he said, never ever take
a Nudi pick of yourself, because that thing lives forever,

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and one day it will come and haunt you. But well,
let me tell you. Gandhi has so many little hidden
photo apps on her phone. Yeah, like that calculator thing.
We have a calculator plus for all the screenshots for
black mail. What is it not? It's not a real count. No,
it looks like a calculator. It is not a calculator.
Back up, back up for all the screenshots for blackmail. Yeah,

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what are you talking about? Like when when you're in
a fight with someone and you want to prove your
point about something, you have to go to your screenshots
from five years Ago'll be like, remember when you said this,
I have them. That's kind of oh and shady. Everything
about me scrappy and shape. There is that. Yeah. So
I was kind of amazed at how many people did
have nudes of themselves on their phones, and there's just

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a few of us that didn't. What's scary? Yeah, No,
I'm scary. You have nudes of you? I got nothing?
Do you want to buy one? Hey? Hey, hey, Gandhi
took it a step further. She's like, dude, I got videos. No.
I mean she didn't say it out of here. You
were drunk. She didn't say all to yourself. No, don't
tell him. We get ahold of herself because because he went, yeah,

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right in front of you, you hr on the phone,
Please don't do that. She didn't say that. Where do
you come up with this? Really? Five shots in at
that point, yeah, twenty Maybe you were just trying to
taunt me or something. Oh God, get away. Scary is
kind of like trying to flirt with you. Oh scary.

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I'm gonna tell Brandon anyway. So back to the new um. So,
maybe you're listening to us right now, thinking, wow, yeah,
I got a nude or two on my phone. Yeah,
David Tremer's gonna find your phone. He's gonna see it.
He's gonna It's okay. I guess they haven't. You're right, though,
if you're looking good and you want to like freeze

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that in time, put that on your cloud for a
rainy day, I get that. Not one day you might
be like, oh damn, I didn't look as bad as
I thought I loved. Yeah, well, I say that all
this time. See why didn't I think I looked good then?
Like Froggy was saying earlier, I don't even want to
look in the mirror. It's a matter of fact. It's
always like it's a Jewish like we're sitting shifa in

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my house. I put I put dark claw on of
all of my mirrors. I don't want to see me anyway. Why.
I just think it's a good thing to have just
a few good ones. That's a tasteful Leave your face
out of it. What do you say you look like
a melting candle. My body looks like you know, those
candles you put in like a Coca cola bottle or

(01:31:26):
an old wine bottle, and it melts down the bottle.
That's why my body looks like my bottle looks like
I've been melting a candle on my head, and for
years and years, the wax has been dripping down my curves.
Gravity has been evil to me and continues to be
evil every single I don't know. I think that sounds
kind of hot. A melting body, Yeah, dripping candle wax. Yeah,

(01:31:49):
for sure. One day you're going to look back and
wish you would take in a picture of today. I
promise you not today. No, No, I guess that's done. Hey,
where's Sarah here? Let's talk to Sarah hi? Sarah uh Hi?
Do you have nudes of yourself on your phone? I actually,
this is so funny that you guys brought this up.
I just took one yesterday. Yeah. I feel like such

(01:32:12):
an old creepy man asking that question, But that's why
you're calling. But was there a reason why you took
h there's a kid in the background. Oh yeah, okay,
so you took a You took a nude selfie yesterday?
Why why? Because? Um so, I just had my third baby,
like my last baby, and I was feeling really good

(01:32:34):
about myself. Um I had this is my third d
section two. So I'm like, you know what, you know,
nine months out, I'm going to take a nude picture
of myself And I did and I loved it. I
love that. Now are you going to show it or
share it with anyone? Or is it just you? It's
for you, It's for me and then also my husband
because you know I have to, you know, spice up

(01:32:56):
our relationship too. Yeah, it's like baby, you have about tonight. Well,
here's a newt photo of me. Good for you, though,
you know what. Look, I think everyone should celebrate your bodies.
And when I talk about my melting candlebody, I don't
mean I don't want to spread spread the idea that
it's good to hit your body. That's not what it's about.

(01:33:17):
I'm just joking. Oh no, I completely get it. I
completely get it. I've sent Sheldon some like interesting things.
But let me tell you what. There's no face involved.
And I delete, delete, delete, and um, there was a
point of this question to this thing? What the hell
was it? I don't know. Are you drinking? I might

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be well, Sarah. On that note, congratulations on your third
baby and nine months after your last taking that nude selfie,
and we're so proud of you and I hope you
have a great Saint Patrick's Day, you too. Love you guys.
Oh oh, I know what the but I don't have
any on my phone like that. If he someone said
send it to me, I couldn't know. I just realized something.

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We're talking about taking having nudes without the face. Yeah,
I do have a nude of someone else, but my
face is in it. Does that count? Whoa? Yeah? More detail?
You just like honestly, like, get a really hot nude
of someone online, pretended you yes, yeah, here, I am hello.
That's what I do all the time, Like hot Indian

(01:34:23):
girl cut off the face. That's me. You know what?
We should get tattooed Bob to do our nude portrait.
Oh my god. Yes, so we should not tattooe around yesterday.
So fast. Yeah, our friend added edge lobster bar we took.
We sent his picture to tattoo Bob and he sent
back his portrait in ten minutes. Wow's fast, pretty awesome.
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