FULL SHOW: The Day We Argued About Happy Gilmore 2

Gandhi and Coaster Boy Josh argue about Happy Gilmore 2. Danielle and her family saved a baby raccoon. Plus, what would you do for a million dollars?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, miss, you know what. That's all of that I.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Got?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
My god?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yes, how about.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Half of our show is a big drunken master.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Coming on.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You don't go on the radio. We're doing a show, right.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh God, I love you guys so much, like myself.
Like this, I like myself like this is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
As we continue the summer of twenty five. What a weekend.
Hope you guys had a great weekend. It is July
twenty eighth, so summer is nowhere near over. Let me
just make that very clear. Have you had a few
people in your life say, oh god, you know now
that summer is coming to an end?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, And what do you say to them?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Exactly, shut up and dance with me. Summer is still
at It is still summertime. Good morning, Danielle, good morning,
Good morning, Gandhi, morning Froggy. Is it still summer? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:12):
Or no?

Speaker 8 (01:12):
It's still freaking summer. It's one hundred degrees. It's summer,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's never summer and winter, not that I know of.
Good morning, Nate, and good morning, Scotty b Hi, Good morning, producer,
Sam is here, Good morning, Scary, Good morning, of course,
Diamond's here and Garrett's here when it is here. Okay,
what do you want to start the show with? How
about the pussy Cat Dolls? Okay, the only song I

(01:41):
like by pussy Cat Dolls is don't You Do you have?
Don't You in there? I do? Okay, a fader, I
love a good fader. Thank you for not playing buttons
just not my song, not my jam. Well, I hope
you had a great weekend. I'm going to get into
everyone's weekend coming up. I know that I'm not going
to tell you why but Daniel's nipples are sore today.

(02:09):
Just think about that for a minute. Our first caller
of the day, our first caller of the week, Charlie.
I've been beautiful Schenectady. Good morning, Charlie. Welcome to Monday.
How is your weekend?

Speaker 9 (02:20):
Good morning. I had a great weekend. No, just doing
a little bit of resting and some things around the house.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Right, I know, But is it really your fortieth birthday today?

Speaker 9 (02:32):
It is really my fortieth birthday. I tried to keep
it from coming, but it came.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, yeah, it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. Happy birthday.
Charlie is one of our friends who is struggling with
the thought of being forty. Is it true?

Speaker 9 (02:46):
I am, yes, one percent struggling, like going into it,
kicking and screaming for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Really, really, have you been dreading this day in a way?

Speaker 9 (02:55):
Yes, Since I turned thirty nine last year, I've been
dreading this day.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I hope you enjoyed your thirty ninth year anyway, even
though you were dreading this coming up.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
Yes, well, you know it was in the back of
my mind, but I enjoyed my thirty ninth year.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Sure, well, Charlie, take it from someone who was forty
several years ago. You know, don't dread any of it.
It's all good. It's all good. You gotta and I'm
sure everyone's told you the same thing, but you're gonna
believe that. You're, you know, on death doorstep. You're done.
Forty years old. It's the end all the good years
of minding.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
That's boy, all the good that you know I got.

Speaker 9 (03:33):
I had my babies when in my thirties, and I
got my career in my thirties. Like, what is going
to happen in this decade? I don't know that hasn't
already happened to you.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What, it's never too late for babies. Ask Danielle about
her past weekend. We'll get into that a few minutes. Well, Charlie,
what are you doing to celebrate? You might as well
you can't stop the train. So what are you doing
to celebrate? Tell us give us some good news.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Well, I'm actually a teacher, but I am doing a
training today all day. But I'm going out with some
family tonight.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, all right, we'll go out and have fun. Don't
act like an old lady. Come on, you're not old yet.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You see Jennifer Lopez. She's fifty six years old. The girl,
this woman is insane. Don't even worry about it. You're
gonna be all good.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You're no hag. You're still young. You still have lots
of lots of spark in the old plug, if you
know what I'm saying. Charlie, our forty year old has
a birthday. Let's celebrate by giving he or something. Nate, Uh,
what do you think?

Speaker 10 (04:26):
How about?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
How about a hoodie?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, there you go, a hoodie? There you go.

Speaker 11 (04:32):
Never today, Nan, you need to be more positive about
your day, lady.

Speaker 12 (04:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now by the time, by the time you get halfway
through this year, you're gonna call us and go, you
know what. Okay, you're right, it's good. I'm having a
good time. Hold on, Charlie, Happy birthday to you. See
there you go the birthday girl. If you're sting a
birthday or we're gonna tell you who you're celebrating with
with horoscopes on the way, let's get over the day shouting.
Are three things we need to know from Gandhi, and
then let's catapult into a Monday. What's up Gandhi?

Speaker 11 (05:00):
All right?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
I feel like we have this story every week now,
but sporting temperatures are going to affect millions of people
now in the Southeast this week. Cities like Tampa, Raleigh, Orlando, Atlanta,
they could all see record breaking temperatures. The National Weather
Service has issued a series of extreme heat warnings and advisories.
The Service also advites people to drink plenty of fluids,
stay into air conditioned rooms, stay out of the sun,

(05:23):
and check up on relatives and neighbors. I don't know
if you guys saw over the weekend, over one hundred
and seventy passengers and crew members aboard an American Airlines flight,
We're all able to evacuate safely after landing gear malfunctioned,
causing fire and smoke at Denver International Airport. There's little
controversy now because video shows several travelers sliding down emergency

(05:44):
choots with their carry on bags, despite airline instructions to
leave all belongings behind. One person actually fell while carrying
both luggage and a child. Aviation experts warn bringing bags
can cause injuries and delay evacuations. When you are in
an emergency sitch, you leave it all behind. One passenger
was hospitalized with a minor injury. The incident has drawn

(06:05):
a lot of criticism online.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now let me ask you this. Would you leave your
travel bag behind if it wasn't that big.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
If I have to get up into the the thing
and open it, yeah, for sure. If it's just my
purse that was sitting next to me, I'd probably take that.
But not I wouldn't take my care. I don't think
I would take like a bag out of the overhead.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
What if you have a little little container of La
Maire moisturizer, Oh.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well, then obviously you have to take You can't leave
that behind. And finally, I would love thoughts on this one.
So a San Francisco chef is now stepping down after
a viral confrontation with a local food influencer. Allegedly, the
incident occurred when that influencer showed up recently to participate
in a collaboration with chef Lukesong at Kiss Cafe in

(06:48):
Hayes Valley. The TikToker then posted a video saying Song
told her she didn't have enough followers to make the
collaboration worthwhile, and that her followers weren't people who would
probably end up eating at the restaurant, as when does
that happen? The restaurant saw an explosion of negative reviews
online and ultimately posted on their Instagram that Chef Sung
had left the restaurant both as a chef and a

(07:09):
co owner. That's crazy to me the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Look, if an influence influencer quote unquote comes into your
restaurant and says I want to eat for free because
I'm an influencer, and then you look online they only
have four followers, and I would say okay, but he
also said your your followers probably won't come into my restaurant.
I don't know what that means. That could mean many things.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
I would like to know sure what that means, but
I just I mean I on the surface right now,
without going deeper into it. It seemed like that would
be a valid reason to not want to do a
collaboration with somebody, you know, the influencer.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
So all the time you begin away free food all
the time, quote unquote, everybody would be getting free food.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, yeah, did you say you know if you say, well,
your listeners, your followers. I just saw who follows you.
I don't think they're coming in here anyway. What does
that mean?

Speaker 6 (07:57):
We'll have to dig a little deeper.

Speaker 11 (07:58):
But that's what we have for now.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, we don't care how many followers you have, my influencers.
Thank you for listening. You guys ready for your Monday. Yeah,
let's show. No, I'm done, Elister.

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Speaker 5 (08:37):
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Speaker 1 (08:40):
Weekend, we'd spend a lot of time in front of
Netflix and other streaming services. I don't know, did you
guys have a kind of a TV weekend or is
it just us?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
No?

Speaker 6 (08:49):
I saw Happy Gilmour yesterday evening.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, do you want to get into that?

Speaker 10 (08:55):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Do you want to do that now or should we?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Wait, let's wait. Let's do that in a little while
because I want people to text and participate. Did you
watch Happy Gilmore too, Froggy? I did. Did you love
the golf cameos? Because it was all it was? We'll
talk about it later. Oh okay, See everyone's very hesitant
to talk about Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I watched the entire the four seasons, the Tina Fey
one with Carrel.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It wasn't like, it wasn't incredible. It was definitely good
and I wanted to see how it ended. But it
wasn't incredible. But it's coming back next season, so there
you go.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah. Yeah, Happy Gilmore too. So we actually caught up
with Happy Gilmore the first one a couple of weeks ago,
and I hadn't seen that since it came out, and
you do appreciate, you know how it's just I don't
want to use the word stupid, but you know it's
just like brainless. It's just brainless humor, right, But it's fun.
It has a story, there's a grandma, there's a house,

(09:55):
you know whatever. Not just spoiling anything, So happy GOI
More to order it down that road. But it was
full of cameos. There's no way to keep up with
all the people in this film. No, but we'll get
into it in a minute. But do we agree the
ones that saw it? Bad Bunny was absolutely fabulous.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Costs show stealer.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
He is incredible. We'll leave it right there, all right,
So we'll have the conversation a few minutes if you
want to wait for that. Let's get into horoscopes with
producer Sam oh Hi. If Bad Bunny was here, he
would offer us a breadstick, just the one. Anyway, if
you saw the movie, you know what I'm talking about.

(10:36):
Insider's joke. Who are you doing your horoscopes with?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I'm gonna do them with Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (10:42):
Here we go all right.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
If you celebrate today July twenty eighth, you are celebrating
with Soldier Boy Glorilla and Lori Lachlin. Happy birthday everybody.

Speaker 11 (10:50):
Yeah, Leo.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Your heart knows the next step, even if your head
is still trying to catch up, So trust your gut.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Your day is an eight Virgo. Take pause before jumping
into fix it mode. Not every problem is yours to solve.
Your day's a seven Libra. Align your outside with your inside.
Change something small today that reflects who you are becoming.
Your day is a six Ooh Scorpio. You might be
forced to make a tough call. Remember peace of mind
is a form of success too. Your day's a five Sagittarius.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
You are not bored. You are understimulated, so challenge yourself
before you blow up. Something that's actually working. Your day
is a nine Capricorn.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
That opinion you're worried about it's coming from someone who
does not even know the whole story.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Your day's a nine Aquarius. Someone's looking to you for leadership.
Step up with heart and intention, not ego. Your day
is a seven.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
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of fear share it.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Somebody's ready to listen.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
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Speaker 6 (11:41):
You're feeling restless, but don't make a move just to
make one wait for purpose.

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You've been showing up when no one is watching, and
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Speaker 6 (11:52):
Old habits might knock, but you're under no obligation to
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Speaker 4 (11:57):
Your day is an eight, and finally, Cancer, you are
entitled to be proud of your progress.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Who cares if others don't see it in your light?
Your day's a six and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I tell you what if you saw happy get more
to over the weekend. Text us now and say whether
you liked it or you didn't, not why but yes
or no? Yes I liked it, No I didn't, And
we'll use that as our foundation for our conversation coming up.
I'm glad to watch it out. Just say that, all right, Danielle,
your first report of the day. How are your nipples feeling?

Speaker 11 (12:27):
My nipples are okay, a little chafed, but they're okay.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
We'll tell you. We'll tell you why coming up in
a few minutes. All right, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
There was a small Destiny's Child reunion over the weekend
that we need to talk about. And yes, I'm surprised
it hasn't happened sooner. But Donkey from Shrek is getting
his own movie.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bite? Okay, Well what
is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven? Yeah,
says stop eating during the podcast dummies.

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Speaker 1 (13:14):
Welcome to the Day, Oh mister.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
So I asked you to text us and let you know,
let us know how you felt about Happy Gilmore too.
And most people liked it. A lot of people liked
it a lot, but you know, for nostalgia reasons, because
they were nostalgic over the original, right, But a lot
of people said no, they were a little disappointed in this,
and that everyone hands down loved Bad Bunny, including me.

Speaker 11 (13:39):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, I liked it, So you liked it? Do you
think about it?

Speaker 6 (13:43):
I thought it was exactly what I expected it to be.
I mean, it's the sequel twenty nine years later to
Happy Gilmour. I wasn't expecting, you know, oscar winning performances
or something super moving. But it was funny and there
were a ton of cameos. Bad Bunny was amazing. I
thought it was great. I would say, watch it.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
You know, when speaking of the cameos, go online to
IMDb or whatever and look at all the cameos and
all the actors that are in this thing. You'll be
surprised at who you missed. There's a lot, a lot
of people in that. I liked it too. I thought
it was exactly what I thought it would be. It's
mindless humor. That's what it's supposed to be. That's what
the original was, right, And yeah, I thought it was

(14:23):
fun and I agree.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
I would think any golf fan really liked it because
it was stacked with everybody that they like.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, see, Froggy's a huge golf fan and he's not
too crazy about the movie.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Oh okay, and he loves mindless.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Humor because just like us, Froggy is somewhat mindless.

Speaker 11 (14:40):
Exactly very much.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
I didn't love it. I liked it, I didn't love it.
I don't know that I was expecting more. It was
just there were times during the movie I'm like, this
is really kind of dumb.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
But of course, you know what, Happy Gilmour, the first
one was just such an iconic movie.

Speaker 11 (14:59):
It's gonna be hard to top it, do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, I don't think they could top it, and maybe
that's why they did it this way, you know. I
don't know the cameos. I love the cameos, though I
loved seeing what you did. It was great. Kelly, is
Kelly still in eighteen Yes, Kelly, let's see. Did you
like or dislike or sort of warmly liked Happy Gilmore too?
Or what'd you think?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Hello, lady and lady you loved it?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And okay, did you see the original back in the.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Day, yes, many years ago?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yes, but yeah, what'd you think of this one?

Speaker 7 (15:36):
Well, like, like Gandhi said, not expecting you know, oscar
winning performances, but made me laugh, which is the whole
point of a comedy movie. The cameos were unbelievable. I'm
gonna have to do with it, Like you said, go
on and see. Oh I missed this when I missed
that one. But I thought it was great. It was

(15:56):
a couple of hours of laughing and surprises.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
So we love it.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
And you know, some people may disagree with me on this.
And I've seen him in so many different movies and
different roles. I believe Adam Sandler is a great actor.
I just do. And I mean he's some serious things.
What was the one about the Diamond District? You know
I can't remember it? Yes, I mean yes, so we
know he has acting chops and he's he's relaxed and

(16:22):
he knows he's made it right. The guy's worth of
billions of dollars. But I agree it was. It was
what it's what you expect it to be. If you
expect anything else, then maybe you'll walk away disappointed. But
I liked it.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
It was exactly.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
I recommend it if you want to laugh.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah. See, when I'm watching movies with my guy Alex,
I know if he liked it or not, but whether
or not, he falls asleep, because he falls asleep through
every single thing. We ever watched. He stayed right, he
stayed wide awake during Happy Gilmore Too. It's all good, awesome,
there you go. Well, thank you very much for calling
in and I appreciate it. Kelly, have a great day.
Thanks for listening, you too, guys. Bye, love you too. Look,

(16:58):
you know, okay, let's see quit our show to Happy
Gilmore too. Ready, Okay, I mean we've been doing this
for thirty years, longer than that's the Happy Gilmore length,
right almost, And you know the show isn't what it
used to be. It's evolved. It's a different show. It's
almost a parody off its original self. Sometimes when we
do horoscopes and phone taps, I mean, how many more

(17:20):
years can we play that schlock? Right? But we do,
you know, It's just it's what we do. And so
I don't know if people have been listening to us
for thirty years, you know, it's not the same show,
but it is in a way where it's almost to
a fault for some people but happy for other people.
I don't know, Yeah, any any thoughts.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
I think that's what's supposed to happen over time. Isn't
stuff supposed to change and evolve? Like if you can
create the same album thirty years from the time you
made the first one. I would be a little disappointed
in myself as an artist for not changing and growing.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
And I know that.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
You know, Eminem is a perfect example of somebody who
he said once he hit all of the things that
and was able to attain the things that he complained about.
You know, he he got money, he had a better relationship,
he was able to be with his kids. He said
he didn't have that same anger and angst to keep
rapping about. And people were mad at him for not
making the same music, but he's not the same person.

(18:11):
You have to give people some space to grow.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
They're mad because he's not mad.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, a lot of stuff happened over the weekend, including
we still haven't gotten to Daniel's nipples and some other
things we watched. I don't want to see if anyone
else watched, but I will say the soundtrack, the music
from bed Bunny two was all over the world. It
was all over the place, and then when this song
came on, I was blown away. Well this song is
it's called don Quixote. My magazine sixty. It was a

(18:39):
huge hit for a minute back when Scary nineteen eighty four.
See if you remember this, probably not Don Quixote Magazine sixties. Anyway,
we've heard enough. I don't know people were texting in.
Someone texted in, have you been hacked?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm listening to. Sol says, what the F is this?
It's making me crack up? All right, so whatever, I
can't believe we just dropped. That's awesome. We'll never play
it ever again until it comes out in Happy Gilmore
three maybe, But I tell you bad Bunny, my favorite
from Happy Gilmore too, I don't know about yours was

(19:22):
Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny all the way.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
That's what everybody's saying. Everywhere you look today, it's all
about bad Bunny.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
He's amazing.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
He is amazing, and he this role he did well.
You gotta watch it. You'll see what I'm saying. He's
not taking the lead. He's like happily in the background.
But he was pretty cool. All right. Uh, what do
we got coming up here? I'm totally at a loss.
We haven't talked about other streaming the to outs. That's
kind of great. We haven't talked about oh, Daniel's nipples.
Can we talk about your nipples coming up. Sure if

(19:48):
you like, they're very sensitive, watch yourself around daniel who.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Pie wed.

Speaker 12 (19:57):
Maybe he'll calm down.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
A little bit.

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Speaker 1 (20:28):
All right, all right, I've been teasing you long enough.
Is now time to reveal why Danielle has sore nipples today? Yeah,
you want to tell them?

Speaker 11 (20:38):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
So last night, all of a sudden in our driveway
there was this high pitched little squeaks going on, and
Spencer found a baby raccoon maybe two days old, maybe
not even couldn't even open its eyes yet, but definitely
had a little bit of fur on it. So, you know,
we tried to figure out what the heck to do.

(20:59):
Called everybody. We called we found a raccoon rehabber, which
is awesome. That's actually where the little baby Roger, we
named it Roger, will be going today.

Speaker 11 (21:08):
But we called Alex. You're Alex.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
So we found out a whole bunch of things, found
out how to take care of it overnight and make
sure it was comfortable and everything.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
And the breastfeeding the raccoon was a bit much, Daga,
that was a bit much.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
You know, it's I don't have much in there anymore.
I had kids a long time ago, so it wasn't easy.
But no, he's uh, he's doing great. He's the cutest
little thing.

Speaker 11 (21:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
But we tried to leave it out for the mom
to come and get it and just kind of like
sat away to make sure nobody took it, no predators
got at it. But mom never came back, so we
think it fell out of a tree.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
To be honest, you know, you did all the right things, Danielle. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
She called everyone else with me. Well we take a heartbeat, yes,
and that's not what we wanted. So that's what we
didn't call you.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
You kept breastfeed.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
I can do anything.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
We'll keep it. Keep us informed about Roger of the Raccoon. Yes,
and a good luck with that chafing. All right, So
congratulations mommy. I told you'd be a mom again. So
what's going on today? All right?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
So Beyonce celebrated her final Cowboy Carter show in Vegas
on Saturday with a Destiny's Child reunion. Kelly Michelle joined
Beyonce for medley of their hits. Even Jay Z and
Shaboozi made.

Speaker 11 (22:18):
Guest appearances during the show, so people were very.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Excited if they were there or when you got to
check it out online later on.

Speaker 11 (22:25):
So there is a new petition going around Chipotle. Fans
have started it.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
They want the Ozzy Osbourne burrito at Chipotle. So this
is on change dot org if you didn't know. In
two thousand and three, on an episode of The Osbournes,
Ozzy talked about how much he loved Chipotle burritos and
how he used to have like two a day, and
he was the first celebrity to have one of those
celebrity cards where they give celebrities that love their stuff perks,

(22:52):
and he was allowed one meal a day for a
year from Chipotle. So now they're wanting Chipotle to put
in the Ozzi Burrito.

Speaker 11 (23:00):
We'll see if it actually happens. Anybody's see Fantastic Four
over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
No, but it did very well, had an insane opening,
one hundred and eighteen million dollars domestically, one hundred million
dollars overseas, so globally brought into undred eighteen million dollars,
which is awesome for that franchise. A sequel to the
two thousand and two movie Bend It, like Beckham, is
in the works. They're hoping that the entire cast comes back,
so we'll see about that. And you guys, remember that

(23:26):
Puss in boots from Shrek got his own movie, and
I was shocked that Donkey never got his own movie.

Speaker 11 (23:31):
But huh, it is about to happen.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
According to Eddie Murphy, we are going to get a
Donkey movie. By the way, the real life donkey that
the Donkey is based on passed away in January. That
donkey's name was Perry, and apparently this was a very
special donkey.

Speaker 11 (23:48):
But that donkey's no longer with us. But we are
going to get a standalone Donkey movie.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
But we all agree that all donkeys are special.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yes, all donkeys, All donkeys are definitely special. And BT
and Funko Pop have teamed up once again. They have
a new collectible line. It's called Bitty Stages. It's mini
vinyl figures of all seven BTS members in outfits from
their hit song Dynamite.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
You can pre order them right now.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
They're seven ninety nine a pop, so you may want
to get your hands on those. I am so jealous
because Tim Burton said, not only did he work with
Gaga on Wednesday, but there's something else they've been working
on that they're going to let us know about soon.

Speaker 11 (24:26):
So that is going to be insane. Tim Burton and
Gaga working on something else?

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Pretty cool?

Speaker 11 (24:31):
And what are we watching?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Bachelor in Paradise American Ninjawaria, It is Monday, the quizwood
Balls is on, Hurricane Katrina, Race Against Time and season
twenty eight Worst.

Speaker 11 (24:41):
Cook in America.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
We're going to get to see Anne Burrell on the
Lake Chef for her final mentor role.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
You're the best. Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yes another week there, Here we go into the day.
Al Vista ran in the morning show. Elvister ran in
the morning show.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
So wondering what you did over the weekend. I know, Danielle.
Can we talk about it? You posted something about your COVID,
did you not?

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (25:08):
I posted that I was sick over the weekend, and yeah,
so it sucked.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, you know what. There's this new strain I'm hearing about.
My nephew has it down in Dallas. He says it's
kicking his ass.

Speaker 11 (25:18):
I had one hundred and two point six fever on Friday.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Wow. Yeah, God, I thought that thing was done. I
thought COVID was in the rear view mirror.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
So yeah, And I don't know where I got it from.
Nobody around me was sick, nobody, you know, but you
know who the hell knows.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Even if someone near you was sick, it doesn't mean
you got it from them, you know.

Speaker 11 (25:36):
You just don't know right exactly. You could get it
from anywhere.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Now they're saying that it's so mutated that if someone
sneezes near you or coughs near you that has it,
you can get the symptoms within twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Gone, all right, But you're feeling greater today?

Speaker 9 (25:49):
I can.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yes, Oh, I'm pax. LOVID is my best friend, and
you're feeling so much better. I'm feeling great, but I'm
staying home to do the show for a couple of
days because you know, I'm supposed to stole.

Speaker 11 (25:58):
That's good up, you know, you know good. I'm doing
the right thing.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I'll see you. I'll see you live in a few days.
How about you, Gandhi? How was your weekend?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I had the best weekend ever. I like my stomach
hurts from laughing. I had a bunch of friends come
to town. Uh so we just had like a very
New York weekend. We saw Heather's the Broadway Show on Friday,
which was so good. Danielle, You're right, yeah, yeah, thank
you for the recommendation. And then on Saturday we started
up here at Central Park and sort of just worked
our way down through the city all the way back

(26:25):
to the World Trade Center ish and we just saw
everything because they wanted to see, you know, like, hey,
show me the things in New York. And every time
we do that, I just really appreciate what this city
has to offer and all the cool iconic things everywhere,
and that we have people in our lives who make
us look way cooler than we are.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
So yeah, I saw you you said that you said
there to me on a text. You guys got into
some fun restaurants, oh if, and you're the managers and
the owners, and so your friends are like whoa Gandhi is?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Like Aaron from the Odeon he got us in during
busy lunchtime and then he sent us a bottle of wine,
which was so nice. And then Mario from Emelia's below
he got us in on Saturday night and we ate
so much food and it was very nice. Like people
are just great. Mike Korea here, do you know I
can't get into this studio on the weekend on my own.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Your card should get you in.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
It didn't work. The cards don't work on this studio
on the weekend. So Mike was able to set it
up so that I could actually get in. So I
gave them a little tour because they wanted to see
where I worked. It was just really fun.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I had.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
I had the best time ever.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Looks like he had a great weekend. Did you have
the corn ravioli at Odeon?

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Well, listen to this. What at brunch time?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
They don't offer They don't have it at brunch. You're
right not to flip a table. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
I'll be going there this afternoon for some corn raviolli
so tonight because I've just started fasting tonight because I
am my physical tomorrow. And so look, Alex and I
are both getting our physical physicals done this week. So
Alex says absolutely no alcohol for a week. So we've

(27:49):
been sort of drying it out for the past couple
of days. Right, Yeah, But my thought is this, if
you go to the doctor for a physical, don't you
want to be there as you typically are the rest
of the year.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, I would say even drink twice as much. Rep
it up, I mean, eat eat more fatty meats, you
know what I'm saying. Drink more wine, maybe do a
shot at tequila once a day. Let them see you
at your worst. But he's like, no, no, got to
shine it up. But he's like, as soon as we're done,
as soon as we're done with their physicals, it's off
to the races.

Speaker 11 (28:22):
That doesn't make sense to me, Now you're right, it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Maybe it's it's it's good to do it the fasting way.
I mean, obviously they know what they're doing, but like,
because of at your best, you still have some issues.
Then they'll say, ooh, this is definitely an issue. Whereas
if you come and hammered with seven steak dinners and
you have crazy numbers, they're gonna be like, well, this
guy just down seven bottles of wine and ate a cow.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Of course he's off.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Balance, right, you know what.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I never thought of it that way. That's another way
to look at you know. So we went out with
our friends yesterday who are very very Italian, very best
friends of ours. You know Italians. When they host, they're like, oh,
you need some more bust. I'm like, no, I'm good,
I'm full. You know, I'm gonna go beat up man.
I can't eat? Well, have would you like another glass?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
That?

Speaker 12 (29:02):
What is it? No?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
No, no, I had a half a glass of wine.
I'm good. I had a half a glass of wine.
That's all I did. And of course they're like, well,
you have some muscles. Muscles aren't food. They don't take
a room.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
And so if you try to cut if you've ever
tried to cut back on drinking or you stop drinking
and you have friends that pressure you, you know what
it's like. But Italian friends are the same thing. The confortos. Man,
they are food pushers. It's all great food though. He said,
this is good food, this is a good stuff. This
is a clean Italian. I went, okay, So we had
we had some pasta phone lunch. It was good. Anyway,

(29:37):
I'll let you know how the old physical goes. You
know that means God this time tomorrow a little later,
I'm gonna have a finger at my butt.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Yeah, that's a good time.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Gotta prepare for that. What do you do?

Speaker 13 (29:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
I was about to say, what do you do to
prepare for that? Well, there's a list of things I
saw scary out and meandering this weekend. How was your weekend? Scary?
It was awesome.

Speaker 14 (29:59):
I went to one of my favorite dance acts of
all time from dance acts, oh like tap or one
of those yeah no roovers. Du Soul played at Sports
Illustrated Stadium, So damn yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It was great. Great. And then Saturday I went to
uh I found a pool.

Speaker 14 (30:16):
My girlfriend's uncle had a pool party in Piscataway, So
I went to a pool party in Piscataway on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You know, you're like a hippo in South Africa, looking
for always looking for a pool of mud always and
when you see when your little tail switches back and forth,
you're so excited. I'm so happy. I know good, I'm
glad you had a good weekend. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. A phone
tap on the way? Is it a free money phone
tap this week? No money?

Speaker 9 (30:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
All right? No money, no problems. I got no problem
with that. Oh no, it's mo money, no problems. Sorry.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Also, no money, no problems.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, Yeah, we got no money, which means no problem? Uh, Gandhi?
What's up? What's up? Three things?

Speaker 11 (30:58):
All right?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
So our friends in the southeast, prepare yourselves. It is
going to be hot this week. Scorching temperatures are going
to affect millions of people. Cities like Tampa, Raleigh, Orlando, Atlanta,
all of them could see record breaking temperatures. The National
Weather Service issued a series of extreme heat warnings and advisories.
The Service also advised people to make sure they are
drinking plenty of fluids, staying indoor in air conditioned rooms,

(31:20):
staying out of the sun, and checking on relatives and neighbors.
And if you have pets that are outside. They're asking
you to bring them inside because it's going to be tough.
Bubba Wallace has made racing history following his win at
the Brickyard four hundred. He won the race Sunday at
Indianapolis Motor Speedway, becoming the first black driver to ever
win a major race there. He was the third career NASCAR.

(31:41):
It was the third career Nascup victory for Wallace. And finally,
a very large lizard that escaped from the home in Webster, Massachusetts,
where he was being kept illegally, has apparently left the state.
The reptile is a water monitor and was spotted Friday
near a pond in a Connecticut border town. It's five
feet leng not known to attack humans or pets, but

(32:02):
they're saying anybody who sees it should call their local
police department. The lizard is named Goose. It escaped from
its owner July eighteenth and has been on the lamb
ever since. Apparently he was being held without proper permits.
They don't know what's going to happen to him when
he gets wrangled up, but they are looking and those
are your three things.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh it's the weekend.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
What is the black eyed people.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Hey, this is Celinia Gomez with Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
All right, we talked about Happy Gilmour too a little earlier.
We went through that, talked about what we liked, what
we loved, and just and that. What else did you
see over the weekend? I know you were out with
friends all weekend, yes, Gandhi. So you saw Heathers on Broadway?

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yeah? And it was amazing. Danielle recommended it and one
of our salespeople said it was really great too, and
it was perfect for like a girl's night out. It
was so wonderful. And the cult like following that the
show has, Oh my god, I had no idea. They
were all drill like cosplaying.

Speaker 11 (33:01):
It was wild And how crazy is that? The cheering
in the audience. I don't think I've ever heard people
screaming like they scream at this show. It's amazing, it
was cool.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's a really good Well you never saw the original Heathers,
did you?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
I did not.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
I've not seen them.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Oh wow, that's on my list now. It's one of
my favorite movies. Danielle. I know you were you were
down and kind of Lockdown this weekend? Did you see
any good TV? Did you watch it?

Speaker 11 (33:23):
I watched the Tina FeH. What's his name?

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Steve Carell?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, Steve Carrell's called The Four Seasons and I think
it's like six episodes or something.

Speaker 11 (33:34):
It's actually really good.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It wasn't fabulous, but it was definitely enough where I
was like, oh, I want to see what happens next,
and I'm excited for another season.

Speaker 11 (33:41):
So it's good. So it's definitely something you can get
through in like a day.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Right. Based on the movie that came out, did you
what the ending one?

Speaker 6 (33:49):
It was upsetting. I didn't like it.

Speaker 11 (33:51):
Oh, Alan old I think Alan Olda did the movie right, I.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Think, yeah, I did the original movie? Yeah, yeah, Now
I have yet to watch the last episode. Now I
don't want to.

Speaker 11 (34:02):
No, I watched up to the last episode, okay on
the Four Seasons? Yes, well you know what happens then
the last episode?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Sorry, So I watched a couple of things, and I
can always tell that I said this before. If Alex
doesn't fall asleep, it's a good it's good, right. He
Actually he stayed away not only through Happy Gilmore too,
which he was not crazy about But did you see
Amy Bradley is missing?

Speaker 6 (34:30):
God?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah that was crazy three parter. What
do you think about it?

Speaker 6 (34:37):
It's one of those those docuseries where the end just
leaves you so many questions a little angry about what
is going on and you're like, I can't believe that
this is not still alive and something that people are
searching to find out what actually happened.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
The story about a family mom, dad, and son and
daughter that went on a cruise and the daughter in
the sun. They all had great time, fantastic time, and
then they woke up the next morning and she was gone. Yeah,
and they didn't know what it could be. It could
be one of a million different things, and so the whole,
the whole documentary is about the possibilities of what could

(35:12):
have happened, with proof that maybe she's still around and living.
And I'll leave it at that. It's I think it's
worth a watch. I enjoyed it.

Speaker 11 (35:20):
Yeah, don't know about you, guys.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I don't know about enjoying it, but it was like,
well it was scary. It's scary.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Well, yeah, enjoying it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I'm glad I watched it. Yeah yeah, and then last
night we weren't ready for sleep, and Alex says, hey,
let's watch this Justin Willman. This this comedian magician. I mean,
oh god, okay, a comedian magician. Here we go. I thought,
it's some of the best magic and stage work I've

(35:49):
seen in a long time. This guy is awesome. Have
you heard of Justin Wilman?

Speaker 6 (35:54):
No, so you said it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, look him up and watch this it it's such
a fun show. Oh, he's great. He is funny, and
the way he does his magic is just he weaves.
He's a funny magician. I don't know what else to say,
but I'm looking him up when he comes to town.
We've got to go see Justin Justin Willman. I don't know.
I'm just giving you a tip. It's a fun show.

(36:18):
If you want something fun and just that's it. Entertaining cool.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
I always read that, Hell yeah, fun and entertaining both.
Please give me both.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Texas, if you've seen any or all of the above.
At fifty five one hundred, I know, isn't that an
awful thing? Gandhi? When you buy an expensive pair of
sunglasses and you lose them, like the first day.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
It was the first time wearing them. I think Nate
cursed me when he talked about losing his the other day.
But I got these sunglasses. I love them so much.
They were a gift and they're Versace sunglasses, and I
never wear them because I'm nervous that I will lose them.
But my friends were like, oh my gosh, it's just
so cool. You should wear them. So I did them
on go to dinner. By the time I take them off,

(37:02):
they set them on the table at the restaurant which
is close by us. I want to name the name,
but I won't, and we leave and I realized, oh crap,
I left my sunglasses. So I ended up going back
and I said, hey, I left my sunglasses on the table.
Our waiter looks at me and goes, oh, yeah, your
sungnglasses were on the table. Hold on. All of a sudden,
everyone else in the restaurant starts being like, we never
saw sunglasses. I have no idea what you're talking about.

(37:24):
Our waiter was like, yes, I did. They were there.
Who busts the table because they were on the table?
Never got my sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
But it may have just been someone else at the
restaurant walking absolutely, well, if they're fabulous, were they're farsaccy,
you said they were for saucy. If they were fabulous
for saucy sunglasses, you know, it's like an outfit. You
don't want to be seen twice in another Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Anyway, all right, come on, let's.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Let's talk it through. You know, as you know, I
get so pissed off and people start declaring it at
the end of summer already. I mean, good god, we've
got a heat wave here in New York today. Froggy
is gonna have a real field of like one hundred
and twelve in Jacksonville today. Summer is nowhere near over.
Do we agree on that? Yes? I agree?

Speaker 11 (38:05):
See now I agree.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
But school kids, like school kids in Florida are going
back soon, so they're going to disagree. They're going to say,
you know, bleep you, my summer's done.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
We get to sleep you.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
I don't have to go to school.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, bleep you. I passed. Yeah I graduated. So a
lot of people are still scurrying to put some travel together,
you know, last minute stuff. A little scary is thinking
about going to maybe to Greece into some Tropez or somewhere.
And I know, hey, daniel you have a friend in Australia, right.

Speaker 11 (38:34):
No, he's in Dubai, in Dubai, yes, my fad, I.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Rich see, Oh you did have a friend in Sydney.

Speaker 11 (38:43):
No, okay, I'd like a friend in Sydney, but I
don't have one.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
All right. I guess I must have dreamed that, how's
your friend in Dubai? Because Dubai is it summer?

Speaker 9 (38:53):
There is?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
It isn't winter in Dea.

Speaker 11 (38:54):
I think it's just getting cold there isn't it?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well cold in Dubai is like ninety eight degrees yeah, true, true?
So all right, anyway, so people are scurrying to get
some travel together and get going on that. Hey, I
think we should get into the phone tap. It's not
a free money phone tap, and we're not even giving
away free crap from under our desks. We're just we're
just giving you a phone tap. Who does a phone

(39:17):
tap today? Scary, Danielle. Let's go, don't.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
So Catherine is phone tapping her mom Joan. She brings
her dog to work all the time. So I'm calling
from the front building saying people are complaining. I'm so sorry,
but you can no longer bring your dog to work.
Oh sorry, okay, sorry.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That could make some people upset. Yeah's listening to Daniel's
phone tap.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Hello, Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Joon. There's no Please.
This is Leslie Versach from Hellowa Gleison.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
How are you?

Speaker 12 (39:53):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Are you the owner of a lasso dog named Peppery.
I'm calling you because they're been complaints from the building
that you're bringing the dog to work.

Speaker 12 (40:03):
Okay, I'm not the only one that brings the dog
to work.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Okay, but your dog is the one that leaves species
on the property.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
Leaves My dog leaves species on the property.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yes, do you know what I'm speaking about. You're acting
like you don't have any idea.

Speaker 12 (40:19):
I am not the only one that has a dog
in this building. I don't understand that.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I don't understand in the first place, why you're all
allowed to bring your dogs to work.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
When you're working late. It's nice to have something other
than yourself walking through a deserted building.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh maybe you guys should work a little harder, and
then you could leave a little earlier.

Speaker 12 (40:35):
Well, you're pretty nasty.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I'm going to look into the policy a little bit
more because I would like to get rid of all
the animals in the building. Right, Okay, why are you
being snotty now?

Speaker 12 (40:45):
Because the dog doesn't balk? He's ent to my desk
all day long. I don't know what the heck keep
talking about.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You leave the dog shoved under your desk all day long?

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Shoved under my desk.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
No, he sleeps here.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Do you really think that that's a good place for
your dog to be?

Speaker 12 (40:58):
Oh, you know, I'm I'm not going to discus whether
it's gud or band for my dog to be here.
You've got a petition, Fine, I'll take care of you.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
What time can you get the dog home today? You
need to bring the dog home or like, within minutes.

Speaker 12 (41:09):
I need to bring the dog home within minutes.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, the dog needs to be removed from the property.
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 12 (41:16):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, she doesn't want to listen to me.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
She's been a bitch. She doesn't want to remove her
stupid mutt from the premises. I'll call you back. Hello,
you just called me a bitch? What are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (41:31):
I heard you.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I wasn't even on the phone with you.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Hello, yes, Hi.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
When someone talk to somebody else who I can hear
very clearly and is calling me a bitch.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
I'd never called you a bit, ma'am.

Speaker 10 (41:50):
Listen, lady, I'm going to call the vice president.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Are you am my own speakerphone, because that's not Guess.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
What, lady, I heard the whole conversation, and you've been
on speakerphone and I have my partner listening to it.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
First of all, I did not say anything derogatory. I
would never do anything like that.

Speaker 11 (42:06):
I am a very loyal lady.

Speaker 12 (42:07):
I'm making a complaint right now.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I am a professional.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Listen.

Speaker 12 (42:11):
The dog is not the issue anymore.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
That is the issue.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
Well, it isn't the issue, Okay, you want the issue.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
The issue is you need to get the mud out
of the building.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
I'm calling your corporate office.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I don't work for them.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
Well, then who the.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Hell are you?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I'm calling because somebody you work with very closely doesn't
want your dog there.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
That's very nice that whoever it is, I will find
out and fire that person.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Why do you like them. Apple, Do you run the business?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 10 (42:37):
I'm going to have you arrested.

Speaker 12 (42:39):
Lady.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
You're a raving lunatic.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
You're my lady.

Speaker 10 (42:45):
I have my whole staff in here. They have come
in here and admitted that this is a prone Frank.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
All right, well then I guess I should tell you.
This is Danielle Monarroll and you've just been phoned to
thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
I'll tell you you were ready for a lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
So it's actually your daughter that's phone tapping you.

Speaker 12 (43:03):
Yeah, I know, she just told me.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
So what do you want to say to her now
that you know it's a joke.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
It wasn't funny while it was going on, but it's
funny now.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 15 (43:14):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
And you are wicked on those phone taps, Janie.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
It's crazy that I don't remember doing those phone taps.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah you did that like two weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (43:34):
Yeah, oh yeah, two weeks ago, brand.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
New phone tap. All right, Danielle, let's get going. What
do you have this hour on your Danielle Report.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
All right, so let's talk about Rob Shooter, our boy
saying that Chris Jenner wants to own E.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
That she feels like she built it and she wants
to own the whole damn thing.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Now, it is true that the Kardashians were a huge
help in saving E when it was failing back in
the day.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
That's what brought it back to life. So will she
get to buy it. She's putting together a bunch of
investors and we'll see if it happens.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
We don't be canceled E News Daily. That show has
been on for years and years, you know, the News Daily.
It's been on every day.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Now maybe, yeah, maybe they have other ideas for it.
I'm sure Chris Jenner has a lot of ideas that
which she does.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
So see, can you imagine owning a network. Let's buy
a network.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Today, that would be kind of cool.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
Do whatever you want with it. That will be awesome.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Love Island USA Season seven finished is Peacock's biggest original
series ever. The streaming for that was like three hundred
million hours over six weeks, which is insane.

Speaker 11 (44:40):
So did very well. People like our Diamond who loves
those shows.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Uh So, you know, Ozzie died last Tuesday, and since
then he has gained over six million monthly listeners on Spotify,
jumping from twelve point four million to eighteen point seven million.
And that's just as a solo artist, Black Sabbath has
gone from nineteen point eight million to twenty four point
six million monthly listeners. Sabbath's Paranoid has been streamed nine

(45:07):
point three million times since Tuesday, and Ozzie's Crazy Train
eight million streams. So when people die, man think shoot,
shoot up, crazy, make you lots of money. I guess
his family will get all the money, right, is that
what happens? I would think?

Speaker 6 (45:23):
So whoever owns the roots?

Speaker 11 (45:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
So, George Lucas has made his Comic Con debut yesterday
in San Diego, and he revealed that he will be
opening a museum. It's the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art.
It will open in La sometime next year. He is
a huge collector. He's been collecting for over fifty years.
He has movie props from so many movies, artwork by

(45:45):
Free de Collo, Norman Rockwell, plus comic artists like you know.
He's got stuff from Peanuts, Charles M. Schulz, so many
different things. So he's gonna put that all up on
display and that will be opening, Like I said, very soon.
I always thought Mario and Princess Peach were an item.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
That they were love.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Stop assuming he wastes a.

Speaker 11 (46:06):
Lot of time saving her for not getting any Let
me just tell you that because.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
He's a gentleman.

Speaker 11 (46:14):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Well, according to a recent update on the Nintendo Today app,
Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and help each.

Speaker 11 (46:21):
Other out whenever they can. And that's about it. So
I don't know you're.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Talking about what jackasses the guys in this room are,
because when they found that out, they were like, oh,
Mario's a loser. I could never do that for a
girl that was just a friend.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Maybe Mario's gay, she's like his fag egg.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
Maybe my gosh.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
All right, hey, you know what, hello, don't discount the thought.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Is Taylor Swift working on something top secret? Well, that
is the rumor that she was shooting a video for
a new song, and that it was so top secret
that those working on the set were not even allowed
to hear the song, only the beat. Now we know
she's been working on her twelve studio album, so I
guess we will see. And So there's a comedian. His

(47:09):
name is Mark Maarn. He wanted to use the rights
to one of Taylor Swift's songs for an upcoming stand
up comedy special.

Speaker 11 (47:17):
It's called Panicked.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
So he wanted to use on one of the songs.
One minute of one of her songs cost him fifty
thousand dollars. Wow, one minute, he said, I really wanted
to use more than a minute, but it would have
been more than fifty thousand and I couldn't go there.

Speaker 11 (47:32):
How crazy is that?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
And he's even friends with Jack Antonof who's part of
the song and helped, you know, produce it and everything.
And Jack was like, yeah, I can't help you with that, Dude,
you didn't have to just pay so but that's what happens.

Speaker 11 (47:44):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Bachelor in Paradise, Tonight, American Njamaria, The Quiz with Balls,
You've got Hurricane Christina, Race against Time.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I gotta watch this Quiz with Balls. You're talking about
it every week.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
And Season twenty eight of Worst Cook in America is
on tonight. It's one of our last times to see
the Late Late chef and Burrell. She has her final
mentor role on this show, so you may want to
check it out.

Speaker 11 (48:06):
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Thank you, Danielle. I think Gandhi has a game or
two I do.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Which one would you like?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Which one do you want to do?

Speaker 6 (48:15):
We have the last round of TV show theme songs
we didn't get you on Friday, and then we also
have a connection.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
So which isn't a new connection?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
It is a new connection?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, when'd you come up with it this morning? Okay,
let's do that. Okay, Scary, give me some fun music,
thank you. Let's play with the Sanford and Son team. Okay,
so it's a fresh connection. Yes, and therein Liza clue, maybe, Scary,

(48:47):
can you turn that down? Turn down the junk yard
band for a second. Come on, Dad, you bought wrong
with Sandford and Son? Everything all right?

Speaker 9 (48:58):
So?

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Uh, how do you want to So we're gonna play
four pieces of sound and you have to come up
with what connects those four pieces of sound. It could
be the artist, the name of the song, something in
the song. You don't know what it's gonna be. But
there is a connection, all.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Right, if you can figure it out. Well, I guess
we should play it now then, Yeah, all right, we're
gonna play the connection to turn that off. I'm gonna
turn off myself. There you go off by the way. Uh,
you know Gandhi loves putting these sound games together. This
is connections number fifty.

Speaker 9 (49:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Wow, I mean she's catching up with Now that's what
I call music.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Yes, I'm putting them together on an album.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
All right, So these three pieces of sound have something
in common.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Therefore in this one, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
These four pieces of sound have something in common. Listen closely,
get on outside.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
She was.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Jumps off. All right, I'm gonna leave it right there.
Uh call diamond and now at eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred. If you got it, scare
you got it? I got it? Yeah, I do too,
I got it too, all right, eight hundred two four
to two zero one hundred.

Speaker 11 (50:11):
We're not normal, mister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
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Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yes, you know what that's all that? Yes, you know

(50:51):
half of our show is a being drunken master. Yes,
coming you know the radio. We're doing a show, right,
guys much? I like myself?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
I guess I like myself, Like this is Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Was I watching the Mets in San Francisco last night?
Was that the game I was watching?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yes, you were on ESPN And so Alex noticed that
a lot of the people in the stands were wearing hoodies.
And we're bracing for another heat wave here. I'm thinking,
would I rather be in a hoodie or not? And
I'm thinking not. I I'd rather have a heat wave
than have to put a hoodie on a me. Are

(51:34):
you guys in or out?

Speaker 6 (51:35):
I've been thinking about that a lot lately. And I
used to think I'd rather be hot than cold, because
I hate being cold. But when you're cold you can
continue to layer up, and when you're hot, you can
only take off so much.

Speaker 11 (51:44):
Yeah, I'm kind of with Gandhi on that.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
All right, Well, come visit me in the Tropics. I
know that Froggy and Jacksonville they're gonna hit a real
field of over one hundred and ten today.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
Yeah, it gonna be a hot one today, tomorrow, I
mean all week the temperatures are above ninety five all
week long.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
The real switch is car, car to air conditioner, air
conditioned to car people.

Speaker 11 (52:08):
I was gonna say, do people even go in the
pool when it's that hot?

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Apa, Because I mean, listen, it's Florida's hot. It's supposed
to be hot in the summertime here.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
It's just this is unusually hot. Yesterday was the first
time ever recorded the actual real temperature in Tampa got
to one hundred degrees.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh good god. It's been hot well.

Speaker 14 (52:23):
And here in the Northeast it's gonna be ninety five
or plus today, tomorrow and Wednesday with bright sunshine, and it's.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Gonna feel over one hundred. It looks nice from inside
because I have the AC crank. It's good. Hey, uh,
let's get into Gandhi's connections. I love this one. This
is my favorite one. This was like last minute. Yes,
you're like South Park. You can just put your issue
in your episode out like one minute before it airs,
whip it up. I like that. Let's get into it connections.

(52:51):
I'm gonna play it for you again. These are four
pieces of sound and they have something in common. Listen closely,
get on out.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
She was nevertheless jumped off my mind.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
All right, a few people here in the room actually
got it. Let's see if you can get it. Let's
go talk to Taylor. Uh eighteen nineteen. Hi, Taylor, how
are you?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
We're doing well. Okay, let's get to business. You sound
like you're ready to get to business. Taylor. Those four
pieces of sound have something in common. Can you tell
me what it is to.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Have all the artists work with sway Lee before?

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Oh well, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know for
a fact. That's not the answer, relief, But we got
to go look for that.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Huh Okay, that's that's a deep answer though. I mean,
you know your music all right? Thank you so much.
I appreciate it. Taylor. Have a good day and listen Tomorrow,
I swear to God we'll have another chance for you
to shine and have fun.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Hold on line nine is Nicole Nicole. Welcome to Monday.
How are you feeling?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (54:04):
I'm doing great.

Speaker 14 (54:04):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I think we're doing well. I mean, Danielle's Covid and
she's doing great.

Speaker 11 (54:10):
I actually I feel good. I mean the pax Lovid's
my best friend.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Hey, Paxy, Nicole, these four pieces of sound have something
in common. She was nevertheless some pod that jumps off
my home? Can you tell me what those four pieces
of sound have in common?

Speaker 9 (54:34):
I think so. All the artists were just in Happy
Gilmore too.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
That's right, job, excellent job. You had bad Bunny, who
was my favorite. You had Kid Cuddy, who we love,
post Alone looked awesome and Eminem his appearance was incredible.
What'd you think of the film?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
It was hysterical.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
I loved it.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
I love Adam Sandless and my husband saw him at
stand up a couple of years ago. We're going to
go again soon.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
And he's amazing.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
We love all his movies.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I love film. Oh no, this is this is Academy
Award winning material writer. Congratulations. Now the connections all artist
who appeared as actors in Uh Happy Gilmarto, excellent. What
do we have for our friend Nicole?

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Well, how about an Elvis Iran approved hoodie or T
shirt whichever one we can find back there, which Scotty
promises to get ruined because he loves doing that.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Scotty customer service. Now why would you say don't offer it?
Nicole is from a long island where you're from, the
least you could do, right, then I will personally deliver it.
There you go.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
You know, Scott, you're right. Do you want Nicole? Do
you want the item ruined or do you just want
a regular one? Whatever you guys, whatever you hear, I'm not.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
I'm not picky because if it's ruined, you'll never wear.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
So we're not ruined. But thank you for playing well.
Obviously you're not picky. You listen, You listen to us.
So there's that, Nicole, thank you. Hold on one second.
We're still buzzing and talking about Happy Gilmore Too and
something like that. More than others. I love it. I'm
so glad I watched it. And if you haven't seen it,
make sure you see it. Not a sponsor, not a
partner saying that because we like him. I'll just go

(56:21):
around the room and sitting in for for straight mate
today because he is a canker sore the size of
a seven to eleven in his mouth. He can't speak
very well. How you feel, how's your canker? So this
is not good, it's just getting worse. Oh crazy, I
normally it's such a subside. This is no subsidence. Well,

(56:43):
you gotta just stop using words with the s is
so difficult to do that. See ah damn it but
in regular life.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
And I don't need you to answer it. But how
often does someone use the word subsidence?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I know, but not with a cankersaur. You should stair
away from that. And the more you talk, the more
friction and the bigger it gets. And eating have you
been biting it? Oh many times this past weekend? Yes,
all right, Well you just sit back and relax. We'll
take care of you. Let's go around the room. And
so sitting in for you today is the one and

(57:18):
only Scottie Bee. Okay, I'm gonna start with you. Scotty.
What's on your mind today? Well, I promise you I'm
not looking for any sympathy here. But so I did
a five translation, he's looking for sympathy. I did a
five k run with my girlfriend on Sunday morning. And
it was a trail run and I was running down
the hill and I was looking at my watch and
I tripped over a root and I fell really hard,

(57:38):
and I busted up my whole leg. So you know,
I bandaged it as much as I could yesterday, and
I really should have wrapped it because it's exposed and
it really hurts. But the gang mentality of my coworkers here,
I didn't do it. I tabled my well being because
I'm afraid of like Diamond and Gandhi and Andrew going,
you're such a loser. Why do you need a bandage
for that?

Speaker 7 (57:58):
You baby?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
So I didn't do it just because of that.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
So I get a hold of yourself. Man, wrap your
leg up if you need it.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Oh, it's okay.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
Now I don't care what you do.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
I'm gonna make fun of you either way.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
See that's what I'm saying. I don't I don't want
to be made fun of a work, So I'm just
gonna let it bleed.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
He's limping.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Are you crazy? Don't do that?

Speaker 6 (58:18):
He scraped his leg and he's limping with a scrape.
He's limping around but making it extra dramatic. And he's
sitting there with it propped up. Of course we're gonna
walk in and chuckle about it.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
It's on the knee area. It hurts for me to
bend down Are you.

Speaker 11 (58:29):
Sure you didn't also hurt your knee when you fell.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
It might have strained. It could be broken, I could
be everything.

Speaker 11 (58:36):
It's not broken. It's not broken.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Oh he thinks he's dying.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Well, wrapping it tomorrow? Good? Do not do not bleed
in our studios. I don't like being bullied here, so
I just left it open.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
None of us even said a word to him. I
opened his door to say good morning, and he's like,
my knee hurts, and I'm not wrapping it up because
you're jerk.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I was like, yeah, and Andrews came in and said, oh,
sorry about your leg. I'm like, see, there we go.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You know, did I read something the other day about
how groups of people friends who basically beat the crap
out of each other and poke fun at each other
and bully each other are actually having a friendship with
the strongest of bonds, and they love each other, and
they take care of each other more than anyone else
will ever take care of each other.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
It is healthy to play around with your friends. The
first thing I asked him when I saw what happened,
I was like, where can I see this with somebody
recording it?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I want that it was a deep wood, deep deep
that means you love him because you're poking fun of him.
As he bleeds. He bleeds out, they bleed y out.
But also I read over the weekend that inside jokes
are important for groups of friends too. They strengthen your
group identity because it's the reminders of what you guys
have been through together that no one else understands. You

(59:47):
know what I'm saying, inside jokes mean means just good.
So what people think sometimes is sarcastic and rude and whatever,
it's good. Keep doing it, I know, Danielle, I mean
a Gandhi and her click will continue doing it. Well,
we're just by the way. We a text from tattoo
Bob and I had already known this, and we saw him.
He's wearing orange in the big, big orange outfit in

(01:00:08):
Happy Gil Martinez an extra what.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Oh my god, I need to go back and watch it.
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, we saw him. He sent a picture to Alex
and then we saw him and we we round it.
We round it and saw him. It was like, there's
a tattoo Bob.

Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
Do you think you would make.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
An illustration of Scotty's meat?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Yes? Yes, we need so much blood so much. I
love that he'll he'll add extra blood. Scary. What's up
with you today? You know, always.

Speaker 14 (01:00:34):
Appreciate your surroundings. I started this series on my Instagram
story of awesome sunrises. I just it's called while You Slept,
and it's basically just it takes two seconds out of
my day to go up to my window and just
just put up there on my story for twenty four
hours my view of the New York City skyline. Now,
granted it's a partial view, but the sky is always

(01:00:56):
purple and pink at that time of the morning before
I leave for work. And I never stopped before to
appreciate my surroundings.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
So wherever you are, just.

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
Stop for a second, breathe in the air, what are
you seeing, put it and just and appreciate it for
where whatever that is, and for all these years have
gone by and I've missed all these amazing sunrises.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
That's awesome. I'm not gonna that's so. That's so unlike you,
by the way, You're so right. I mean, sometimes I
love that you've kind of pulled the blinders away for
a moment. That's great, That's awesome. Twenty seconds and somewhere everybody.
I'm sharing it with everyone. Go to a park today
and take a walk. Scary, I should, I just should,
and not not answer my phone. That's still gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
We're gonna find them growing up in fetal position, crying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Come on now, Lord, get out there in nature. You're
going to see all sorts of stuff you're gonna appreciate. Hey, Froggy,
what's up with you today? So I told you guys
a while back. It's been a few months ago.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
I was growing out my fingernails because I've been biting
my fingernails for probably close I don't know, thirty or
forty years. So I'm doing fine on eight fingers it's good,
and one thumb it's good. I write, thumbnail will not
grow What the hell is going on?

Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
Oh okay?

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
I have got fingernails on every single finger and one
thumb except the right one. It will not grow back.
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
What did I do to it?

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Have you heard web mded it? It's gonna tell you
tell you something terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I'm sure, yeah, And tell me my thumb's gonna fall off.
I'm not doing that. This is some vitamin D thing
I don't know. You need to get more d or
give I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Just try
it out and see if it works. Uh Gandhi, what's
up with you today?

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
Okay? I told you guys earlier how depressed I was
that I lost a favorite pair of sunglasses that I
had only worn once because they were a gift. And
everyone went and looked up my story apparently, and they're
asked me where I got them. I got them from
our friends at the sunglass Hut. It was very nice
for them to send it. I'm not telling you to
run out and buy them because they're expensive, but it
just breaks my heart and I'm sorry to them for
losing the gift that you gave me. And I think

(01:02:54):
nates were from the same place. Yeah people ever, Yeah,
go get those classes, I guess if you want them.
But it's depressing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
It's either losing them, having them stolen, or sitting on them.
I'm a I'm a sunglass sitter. I sit right on
them or the dog gets them. Yeah, and they're never
the same ever.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Producer, Sam, what's up with you today?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
There is no feeling quite as like warming for me
as sharing food from my childhood, and I'm sure you
guys have to be.

Speaker 11 (01:03:20):
The same way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
But I was so happy today because our friend Chris,
who works you know, security for us, told me on
Friday that he was going to Ellenb's Pomoni Gardens, which
is something I grew up with, GARYA.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I know you too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
A lot of people love their pizza. But I asked him,
have you ever tried their fried artichokes? And he said no,
And I said, please do me a favor, just order
them when you go there. And he came in this
morning and he said, not only did he get them,
but they were fantastic.

Speaker 11 (01:03:43):
And I feel so warm and fuzzy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Food is the best form of nostalgia and it's just
great when you get to share it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeah, you know Ellen Beach Spimoni Gardens has that great pizza,
their famous worm but they all their food there is great.
Go in there, sit down, don't just grab some pizza
and a run, sit have a seat. Hey Danielle, what's
up with you today?

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
Can you guys believe today I have a twenty year
old in my house.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Oh my god, today Spencer is no longer a teenager,
he is twenty. I can't even I don't even know
what to say, but happy birthday, Spencer.

Speaker 11 (01:04:13):
I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You are the most amazing person, you know, inside and out.
You saved a raccoon's life last night. I mean, I
don't even know what else to say. You're just incredible.

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
Happy birthday. I love you so much.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Ken.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
It's also my brother's birthday today. He shares a birthday
with my with Spencer. He was kind enough to let
that happen. So happy birthday to my brother Roy as well.
Love you as Brody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Hey, we love Midday. Right of course, I always say
we know Spinny turn out to be so great because
he has two really great parents.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
I can't vouch for Roy on that one.

Speaker 11 (01:04:47):
Hey, he's a good dude.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
We love Roy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
He is a good dude. Hi, ROI excellent. Let's get
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi,
What is going on?

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
All right? There's a lot happening in the air, so
let's start with what we all saw. Over the weekend.
Over one hundred and seventy passengers and crew members on
an American Airlines flight were able to evacuate safely after
landing gear malfunctioned, causing some fire and smoke at Denver
International Airport. But here's where controversy and criticism gets involved.
Video shows several travelers sliding down emergency choots with carry

(01:05:18):
on bags, despite the airline instructions to leave all your
belongings behind. One person actually fell while carrying both luggage
and a child, and aviation experts are warning that bringing
bags can do exactly that. It can cause injury. It
can delay evacuations. If you don't need to bring your bag,
don't even try to grab it. One passenger was hospitalized
with a minor injury. The incident has drawn a lot

(01:05:39):
of criticism online. Also in the air, questions are now
surrounding the arrest of a Delta Airlines pilot who was
taken into custody Saturday immediately after landing the plane. The
flight from Minneapolis to San Francisco arrived when at least
ten law enforcement officers, including air marshals and Homeland Security agents,
made their way to the cockpit to arrest the pilot.

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Another team of agents came and took the pilot's belongings,
and there's no word on why that pilot was arrested
or his current status. Imagine seeing that as your plane lands.
That'll be terrifying. And finally, nobody wants to be stuck
in traffic. We know it's not just frustrating, it's bad
for your health. It's linked with higher levels of air pollution,
all of this negatively effect of brain health. So now

(01:06:22):
we have the worst traffic in the country, and he
guesses which city it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Is, Los Angeles.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Still ooh, so that was number two. It's been dethrowned
this year by Washington, d C.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Whoah, the Beltway? The Beltway is it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Apparently it's the longest commute commute to work time in
the country, about thirty four minutes. They say it equates
to with all the congestion, you spending about seventy one
days of the year stuck in traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
The least traffic, though, can be found in Rochester, New York,
which has the shortage average commute, shortest average commute time.
And those are your three things.

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Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I really liked that connections you did. Gandhi. Where's Gandhi?
I'm talking to Gandhi and Gandhi's not here.

Speaker 11 (01:07:34):
Maybe she went to the party.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Oh, oh my god. I hope you. I hope you
washed your hands.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
I didn't go to the potty. I was arguing with
someone in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Oh okay, shocking, Okay, okay, who are you arguing with
and what's the argument about.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
I'm arguing with Josh about Happy Gilmour because he is
be writing me for liking it. Bring him in, Okay,
you're wanting to run down and get him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Oh yeah, we're still going to get Garrett. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:00):
Yeah, you know it shouldn't mean you're reading you for
liking it. But I give him not liking and I
understand that. But you can't preate people who like it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
He's being rude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Is he one of those people who asked for your opinion?
You give your opinions and they yelled at you for
your opinion.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
No, he just decided to text me on his way in.
How dumb he thought the movie was, Oh here he is.
And then he will not he won't let it go.
I was like, I had no expectations.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Of course you did.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Everyone has an expectation for it's a sequel.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
You need to you have expectations that storytelling.

Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
Here go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
The one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
You expect something to act too hot. You are coming
in hot, coming in hot, Josh jo, So he's about
to look. You know, we've been comparing notes with a
lot of lists pardon me, a lot of listeners. And
you know, we each have an opinion, those of us

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who saw Happy Gilmarto, we each have an opinion about
whether we liked it or not, and if we did
or if we didn't, why we did or did not, whatever,
you know, And a lot of people did like it.
A lot they did. And there are a lot of
people just like you, Josh, they didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:09:05):
I thought it was a cameo fest like so much,
so that was distracting. It also is a comedy shirt
but also a sports movie. So I think in a
sports movie you need to kind of stay a little
bit true to the sport, which it was just ridiculous,
like right, like absolutely ridiculous in terms of golf.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:09:24):
And the best part was Shooter McGavin. I think like
it should be the movie should be called Shooter McGavin
and more about him and like you just sprinking out
of Happy Gilmore. Yeah, but overall terrible kind I watched
like twenty minutes and turned it off, okay, and then
woke up the next day I was like, all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Right, I'm gonna finish this. In the background, you need
to finish it. You do need to finish the film,
and you know, just to say there are people on
the show here that did like I liked it, but
I liked it for what it is. I do agree.
It was very cameo heavy, but I knew going in,
just like Gandhi, we knew going in. It's happy freaking Gilmore.
The other one, the first one was quotable. It was good,

(01:10:00):
Like I just read this. A buddy of mine just
wrote this. He said, this wasn't a sequel. It was
a soulless, nostalgic cash grab wearing a dead clown skin.
The jokes fell flat. The cameo was a Forest, The
plot's non existent. The script feels like it was written
by an AI trained on Twitter and bad dad jokes
and beer commercials. I mean, it's actually kind of accurate.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
Whatever website that is, that was me.

Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
I mean I didn't expect Shakespeare. But there were times
while watching it, like for example, when he was laughing
up Travis Kelsey with honey and the bear was there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
I'm like, it's wait a minute, you love Borat. That's
like one of your.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Danielle Danielle hit the nail on the head. You know,
I didn't even think about it. You were like the
biggest Borret fan, and Borat was as dumb as dumb
could be.

Speaker 11 (01:10:48):
The guy's face was in someone's ass or what a
vice versa? Whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
You can't like, Really, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Gonna tell you this is closing.

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
Patay Gilmore didn't miss the green It shaked the ball
into traffic and took out a crossing guard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
That it's not good.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
I'm telling you this is causing passionate debate because I
was like, and I loved bad Bunny. I thought he
was a show stealer. Josh is like, I couldn't care
less well, what I mean.

Speaker 15 (01:11:10):
I mean, Bad Bunny was awesome. Shame on you, John,
Is that why I'm going to a comedy to see
Bad Bunny?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Like what I mean now, But keep in mind, it
was the the fact that bad Bunny was in it
is kind of the thing. You know, for like two minutes,
that's cute, and then he's there again and then see
not just spoil anything, but if you keep watching the
film you turn it back on, you'll see he has
a very into, little little role coming up now, very

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very very important part of the story.

Speaker 15 (01:11:38):
And so Bad Bunny is the integral part of your movie.
Like that's really that's a problem, jackass.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Yeah, the worst. You really are the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
He said it was trash. I will not back down
from this, Like I hated it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I will never watch that movie again ever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
You're gonna finish it, you said.

Speaker 15 (01:11:58):
I love Gilmourt too, though, because it's also it's dumb,
but it also had heart. Like in the first five
minutes of the movie, his dad dies, his grandma takes
him in. It's cute, it's warm.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Tons of heart. Heart this one, there's no heart. It
has to has to do with his I don't want
to say too much. His wife, and there's heart there
and his daughter, and I don't want to say anything
else is dumb. Even the wife story is dumb. Agreed, No,
it's not agreed. I hate it. I hated that they
killed her. Oh oh my god, get out of here,

(01:12:32):
get out, get out of here, Get out your check ass, Daniel, Daniel,
drop it, drop it, let it go. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Sorry, that's why I was late to the break.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Oh that's right. Is that what this is about. Oh
he's the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
He is the worst, passionate about it and starts yelling.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
So crazy. He spoil he spoils movies. It's just he's awful.
Oh my gosh, it's awful. So believe what you want.
To believe what we say. You need to see it
for yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Yeah, because I liked it, but I liked it for
what it is. And Gandhi, I think you you feel
the same way. You what you were getting going.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
In I did. I didn't expect anything like, you know,
monumental or earth shattering, but for what it was, I
was like, oh, I got a chuckle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
I hey, question, did you have fun watching it? Yes,
that's that's okay. That's really all they want you to do.
They're not trying to change the world with this thing.
Left the bar really low, like really low.

Speaker 11 (01:13:34):
Robby, you cannot even talk about setting the money.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Froggy going to Borat, watching boat and watching Happy Gilmore too?
Did you Did you have a good time watching it? Yeah?
But I laughed harder at Borat and Boring. That wasn't
my question. My question was my question. My question was
did you enjoy watching it? The second Happy Gilmour? It's
a yes or no question? Did you enjoy watching it?

Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Really? Okay? All right, well then there you go. What's up, scary?

Speaker 14 (01:14:04):
I'm still the first Happy Gilmore about thirty years ago, right,
and now I didn't haven't seen this new one yet,
and I do want to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
The thing is, doesn't your sense of humor and what.

Speaker 14 (01:14:13):
You find funny change over the years, Like I'm not
going into it with crazy expectations because what I found
funny thirty years ago is not going to be funny
to me now or may not be.

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
To recreate the movie almost seen for scene and that's
where I they did love.

Speaker 14 (01:14:27):
That, right but okay, but so then I'm gonna have
to gauge it on the fact that I'm I look
at humor differently now. There are things I can't believe
that I found funny back then, but now you know,
now I look at those same things, I'm like, Wow,
that was stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
So I think that your tastes change.

Speaker 14 (01:14:41):
And with a film like this, you've got an issue
because it's it's you're trying to compare.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
It to the original Bad Bunny. I'm in. I'm in.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
I think Gilmore Too would cause this kind of discourse.

Speaker 11 (01:14:55):
Sad I think Gilmore.

Speaker 10 (01:14:56):
Too, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
And then Josh runs in like an like a bull
in a china shop. That's wrecking the film for people
who haven't seen it. And by the way, I will say,
for those who may have caught his spoiler, it's it's
it's not as huge of a spoiler. You'll see the movie.
I leave it at thatch, Okay, to leave it at that.

Speaker 11 (01:15:14):
He's still a jackass.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
For that, he is a jack and so many other things.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Oh God, I love him. All right, we've got to
sound with Garrett. Hello Garrett, Yes, no spoilers here from me.
I enjoyed it.

Speaker 13 (01:15:27):
Yes, all right, let's start with astronomer So we heard
all about them over the last two weeks from Coldplay
and CEO is getting fired, and so Astronomer decided to
do go into PR crisis mode.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
What did they do?

Speaker 13 (01:15:40):
They hired Gwyneth Paltrow to be their spokesperson for a
very short time.

Speaker 11 (01:15:44):
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employees it Astronomer.

Speaker 13 (01:15:55):
And then she answered some Internet questions like what the
f is going on? And she just talked about the company.
So I think a very smart move for this company
to hire Chris Martin's ex wife pretty much to speak
on their behalf. Let's move over to the Oakland A's
so or the Vegas They're still Oakland, right, yeah, whatever,
They're moving to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
But the Apes, let's just call him the A's.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
So.

Speaker 13 (01:16:19):
During the broadcast, Chris Carey, who calls the play by play,
called a home run, but he called it a foul ball,
so it's an obvious home run. Everybody in the stadium
knows it's a home run. But the guy doing the
TV announcing called it a foul ball. Listen to him,
one two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Pitch high in the air, deep to right. That ball
is foul. We're gone.

Speaker 14 (01:16:43):
That ball was absolutely launched, law Dog posing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Him up at the dish. He knew it off the bat.
It was just a matter of how far. He said.
He lost it in the lights, so he just decided
to call it a foul ball. But it was such
an obvious home run. So all right.

Speaker 13 (01:16:59):
So over the weekend and we saw that their ted
Lasso is in Kansas City. They are filming the new
season with the cast, and what did the cast do?
They decided to go to the Mumford and Son show
in Kansas City to jump on stage and sing the
theme song to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Ted Lasso with Mumford and Son's cool moment if You're
in all right.

Speaker 13 (01:17:29):
Some music also that came out over the weekend. One
Republic drop this. It's called beautiful Colors, all right. And
then finally too let's leave off with tomorrow and Steve

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Aoki took the stage and outside of Steve Aoki throwing
cakes into the crowd and getting everybody pumped up, he
kind of slowed it down on for a minute and
did a remix to Charlie Poots again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Okay, tomorrow Land. I wish we could have been it
tomorrow Land next year. Right, I'm ready. We keep we
keep baming. They keep it as long as they don't
burn it down again next year, because obviously they did
pretty well even with a singed stage. All right, excellent,
you're good America. You know, always talk about bad money.
We got to pay some play some bad money. What

(01:18:34):
do you what do you want to play? Scary? What
do you think? God? I always like or or we'll
do this. Thank you scary Bad Bunny the star of
Happy Gilmore too. There you go, Bad Bunny, star of

(01:19:03):
Happy Gilmore two. He really was without Without the role
he played, it would have fallen on his face. You
needed that very very important role.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
I know earlier you were doing a story Gandhi about
evacuating airplanes. Yes, and they're saying if the Pott says,
get the hell off, especially if you see flames coming
out of the engine outside your window, don't take time
to grab your carry on, just get out.

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Someone actually sent a text in I read this They said, well,
you're being very intensitive. What about people that may have
medication in their bags? Let me tell you something. Get
off the plane because you're not gonna need medication if
you burn up like a hot dog in the fourth
July on a grill. You know what I'm saying, Get
out of the plane, and.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Other people up from getting off the plane too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
That's horrible, exactly. I don't want to fly with someone
like that. You got to get off the plane. So
we received a text from a pilot. They said, the
reason we tell you not to bring your bags is
because the aircraft has to be evacuated in ninety seconds
with a minimum number of safe emergency exits. Why ninety seconds,
that's the shortest amount of time to evacuate before a

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flashover a fireball occurs in the aircraft and kills everyone.
Leave your stuff. The airline will replace it. Medics on
the ground will have medicine and find it for you.
Those rollboard bags will puncture and pop the slides, causing
injuries or fatalities for anyone on the slide or people
evacuating behind you. Look, no one wants, no one wants

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any of us to be in a situation like that.
But if it does occur, get off the plane and
don't be selfish.

Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
Yes, there leave the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Just go go stop it. You're gonna burn up. You're
gonna fry up like a whatever things that fry bacon
and a pan French fries exactly coach to boy Josh's brain.

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
He's still fuming in the other room. By the way,
I can see.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Him look at it. I know he's feeling, you know.
And like I said before, the spoiler he gets he
gave isn't that bad of a spoiler? Just trust me
on that. And I don't want to spoil it more
by telling you why, So we'll just leave it at that.
He just ran in here and just ft our stuff
up bad. He parted on the other he pooped on
the elevator and left. He pooped on the elevator and

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walked right off on the second floor.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Just imagine having that level of passion about Happy Gilmour too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
All right, uh, Danielle, you wanta do your report here?
Or should we do it next? Nate? What do you
think we'll do it? Okay, Danielle, Yeah, back to the
Danielle report.

Speaker 11 (01:21:37):
All Right, we miss you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
We've been arguing about Happy Gilmore the whole time.

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
Okay, I had to check on the little guy and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Okay, okay, little guy, I mean Roger the raccoon.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Yes, if you haven't heard, we found a baby raccoon
yesterday and we've been keeping him warm, taking him today
to the raccoon rehabber. And I just keep checking on
him though, because I want to just make sure he's
okay out there, warm and cozy.

Speaker 11 (01:22:01):
So I was checking. By the way, he's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
I know you're tempted, like Gandhi, you do not want
to raccoon as a pet.

Speaker 11 (01:22:07):
I gotta say it is tempting, Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
He is cute. It's not that little hand. He could
open doors, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
And that's the problem. He can open doors.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
But I really do think that if I, if we
figured it out, we could take care of him and
he would love us.

Speaker 11 (01:22:21):
But I don't think it's the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
All right, Well, chop his little hands off, no, get
along with the cats.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
They'd snuggle all but love him.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Tell me right now, you do not want a raccoon
as a pet, all right, Danielle, What do you got?

Speaker 11 (01:22:33):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
So, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco have hired additional security
after wedding plans leaked in mid July. They are supposed
to exchange vows near Santa Barbara, California, the first weekend
in September.

Speaker 11 (01:22:46):
Will it happen?

Speaker 9 (01:22:47):
That is the rumor.

Speaker 11 (01:22:48):
Like I said, so supposedly security is beefed up.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
And they were asking Selena, like, what are you going
to serve as dessert at your wedding?

Speaker 11 (01:22:54):
Like what do you think Her preferred dessert is biscuits
and gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
So if she's serving that wedding, I want to be
invited because that's just delicious, right man. Yummy Yump BTS
and Funko Pop have teamed up once again to release
a new collectible line.

Speaker 11 (01:23:10):
These are called Bitty Stages.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
It's a new line which features many vinyl figures of
all seven BTS members and outfits from their hit song Dynamite.
Each song comes in this little, tiny, small acrylla case.
And when I say these guys are tiny, these guys
are tiny. And they're available for pre order now seven
ninety nine each if you want to get your.

Speaker 11 (01:23:28):
Hands on those. A sequel to the two thousand and
two movie Bend It Like Beckham is in the works.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
It looks like the full cast might be back for
that we knew that eventually it would happen. Eddie Murphy says,
Donkey from Shrek will be getting his own standalone movie.

Speaker 11 (01:23:44):
Look, Pus and Boots had one, so why not Donkey.
He deserves one as well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
And by the way, the real Donkey that that movie
is based on passed away in January. That Donkey's name
was Perry. Just in case you wanted to know, Rip Perry.
Rip Perry is a very special Donkey. Fantastic four First
Steps over the weekend had an insane opening.

Speaker 11 (01:24:04):
I know none of us saw it. Thankfully Josh didn't
see it because he would be in here ruining it
for all of us. Thank goodness he didn't see it. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
One hundred and eighteen million dollars domestically, one hundred million overseas,
two hundred and eighteen million dollars globally.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
So pretty cool for that movie. It needed it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
A new petition going around for Chipotle fans wanting the
Ozzy Osbourne burrito.

Speaker 11 (01:24:25):
It's a change dot org petition.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
I don't know if you realized it, but back in
two thousand and three, on an episode of The Osbourne
Ozzy talked about how much he loved Chipotle and how
he would eat two burritos a day. He like basically
called himself the burrito Man. So he was the first
to get the Celebrity Card, which gave you perks that
restaurants like Chipotle.

Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
To eat there for free. He kind of is the
one that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Created the card or helped create that card. So now
they think he should have his own, uh burrito, I.

Speaker 12 (01:24:56):
Say, why not?

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
So many people love Ozzy Osbourne. There was a petition
out I just read about they want to change the
name of Birmingham International Airport to Ozzy Osbourne International Airport.

Speaker 11 (01:25:06):
That would be cool. I'd love that. No, he's here,
that's where he's from.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
So Destiny's Child Reunion Beyonce celebrated her final cowboy Cotter
show in Vegas Saturday night with the Dethny's Child Reunion
Kelly Michelle.

Speaker 11 (01:25:19):
They joined her on stage and did a bunch of
their their hits and also jay Z and Shaboozi. They
were there all over the weekend as well. I'm making
an appearance with her.

Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
Diamond is so Mad by the way, about wasn't.

Speaker 11 (01:25:30):
There for that show?

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:25:31):
I'm sure? And what are we watching?

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Season twenty eight Worst Cook in America, The Quiz with Bulls,
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Finally he shows up.

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Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
I should dream Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This
is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
There was an article in the New York Posts. I
think over the weekend. The headline Americans spend nearly half
their entire day online. Oh wow, and there's ten hours
a day online. It's split between things like work, social
media and streaming. And look, I mean, when it comes

(01:26:31):
to sleeping, you should spend at least seven hours to
recover and restore and you know, get up and then
you want to immediately start doom scrolling. I don't know,
but according to this pole, American spend half of their
entire day online between work job tasks entertainment socials. It
breaks down like this. The average American spends more than

(01:26:51):
ten hours. I said that five and a half of
those hours are spent on work, okay, reading email, you know,
paying bills, browsing, gaming, and then looking at social media.
They spent another five hour streaming. You're watching movies and
shows and videos in fifty five percent of them use
their TV to stream content, followed by twenty five percent
who mostly use computers. In tab let's see when I

(01:27:14):
was watch streaming on my TV. I don't consider that online,
but you technically are, right.

Speaker 11 (01:27:19):
Ye oh, I guess so yeah, yeah, Well, well that's
what I think about audible.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
When I'm listening to my audible, I'm like, wait a minute,
does this count as like screen time?

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
I'm not looking at the screen. I'm just listening. So
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Well, they would be fine with you if you're reading
a book.

Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
So yeah, I'm thinking same.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Yeah. I think that's a blurry line there. I think
you're fine. I don't know. So have you have you
actually looked at your screen time lately on your phone?

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
I'm scared to do that now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Yeah, screen time? I will say.

Speaker 14 (01:27:48):
I saw a video from Mel Robbins recently that said
that we spend twenty years of our life staring at
our phones.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Shesh. My girlfriend sent that to me.

Speaker 11 (01:27:57):
Let me look at the week.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
And you read it on your phone. I read it
on my phone.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
So you look at your daily average, right, Yeah, mine's
five hours and seven minutes.

Speaker 11 (01:28:08):
See mine is three hours and thirty nine minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I can't find mine. I'm scrolling just trying to find it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
Go to your settings and then up at the top
of you type in screen time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
I did. I got five hours in nineteen minutes. Okay,
mine's three hours.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
These are not nearly as bad as I thought they
were going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
You know, I didn't even have that app turned on.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Apparently, Oh that's one way to handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Who is screen time when you can't see it? You
can't check time. I turned it off. It doesn't exist
if you can't see it. Speaking of screen time on
your phone? Was telling you about that? Justin willman comedy
Slash A Magic show, which I loved, he actually does
a big segment about screen time on your phone. Oh
he's amazing. You got to see this guy. Watch his

(01:28:57):
special on Netflix. It's great. Another thing I was reading
where you go, Oh, non American things the world highly
recommends to Americans things they're doing elsewhere. Look, we love
the USA, we love life here, but you know, sometimes
it's good to look globally to see what they're doing

(01:29:17):
to enhance their lives. For instance, month long vacations. Hell yeah, yeah,
we are so work obsessed in America. We're one of
the countries that offer the least paid vacation days holidays
as they call overseas. We have friends over in Europe
they take a month off. Okay, bye, Yeah, taxes included

(01:29:39):
in the price tag. That's usually handled that way in
most other countries. High speed trains they got those everywhere.
Do we have any high speed trains?

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
They were going to build some, but then that got squashed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
And one thing that we're trying to push forward with
my Toto toilet but days.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Yes, they need to take them less expensive, I think,
and then more people might have them, you know the
old fashion.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Yeah you can you get to the tushy.

Speaker 11 (01:30:07):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
But the thing is my problem with the tushy is
it was the cold water, especially in the winter, is
very cold. I think they have a warming tushy. Now,
if I'm not mistaken, do.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
You have a warming tushy? And I mean you can
buy like bidet attachments literally everywhere. They have them at Costco.
Like I see them all over the place, and I
think all the time, why doesn't everyone have this?

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Look? You know, we have the bidet. We have the
total toilet way upstairs in the bedroom. And so if
I have to go to the bathroom and I'm downstairs,
I always I make the journey. I pack a lunch.
You need to be.

Speaker 11 (01:30:38):
Careful if you have kids, because I think they might
think it's a water fountain. That may be a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
To that point, A lot of most, I would say
almost most Americans don't understand what a bidet is or
how to use it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
Yeah, you know you get some in your eye. You
could also use it to flush your eye out, you know,
water stream.

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Make sure it's nice and clean for you push the
butt stuff anyway, So thank you to our neighbors across
the pond for waking this up. Uh anyway, should we
what are we doing tomorrow? Do we have any plans
any guests this week other than Lee Schrager who's coming
in to take over the show.

Speaker 11 (01:31:14):
Oh boy, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
Boy, that's gonna be amazing. I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
He wants to know what time to show up for
hair and makeup. Have you started working? We're getting him
his chariot. Okay, please do maybe two in the water tomorrow.
Can we do that Tuesday?

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
Tuesdayday?

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
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Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Kind of weird. Gandi Numbers is talking about this, and
I saw this the other day somewhere. We read way
too much. I can't remember where I read it. What
would Americans give up or do for a million dollars? Well, yeah,
have you ever thought about that? If a million dollars
just fell in your lap? What did you do? To
earn that.

Speaker 11 (01:32:27):
M M, I thought I thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
Okay, what'd you think about?

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
So I know the list you're talking about because a
lot of people say that they do that, they would
do some outrageous stuff. And I think there's a lot
I would do for a million dollars, but there's also
a lot I would not do.

Speaker 9 (01:32:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
For instance, forty three percent, almost half of these people
said they would ditch their romantic partner for a million dollars. Right, No,
that's why what kind of makes it makes you wonder
a little bit about a little how great is that
relationship to begin with? But a million dollars is a
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
Yeah's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
More than half of these people would disappear and start
a new life for a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
I really I really value my life the way that
it is set up right now, with the people in it,
and the things that I do every day. I don't
think a million dollars will be able to get me
out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Is this the same people that said they would give
up their partner for a million dollars and even further,
I would just disappear for a million dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:33:29):
How many times? How many times have you said you
want to disappear?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Come on, oh god, how many times this morning have
I said that?

Speaker 11 (01:33:35):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Okay? Forty one percent, which is still pretty high. Forty
one percent people said they would give up sex forever.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
No, whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
What if I already have million.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
Well not millions yours?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Maybe you know I worn't for that or I didn't
and this is a sad one. Twenty seven percent, which
is a high number. Twenty seven percent of these people
said they would marry so when they didn't love.

Speaker 6 (01:34:02):
I think that happens all the time. Don't you think
people marry for money all the time?

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Talk about it?

Speaker 6 (01:34:07):
Yeah, I mean we've seen, we know people who you're like,
how did this happen? What's going on here? And I
know a lot of people who say either person is
gonna break your heart, a rich person or a poor person.
So I'd rather have my heart broken by a rich one.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Wow. So basically, a lot of Americans are saying they
would give up love, they would give up friends, even
risk their lives for a million dollars, more than a
half willing to disappear and start a new life and
the same amount. Would ditch all devices and go off
the grid as well? For a million dollars, would you
ditch your phone and go off the grid? Scary? I

(01:34:42):
think I would. I think I would for a million dollars.
There's a lot of things I do for a million. Yeah,
I think you said you you say you would. I
don't think you could. But that's just the way we
look at you. Do you really think Scary could give
up his phone for a million dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
I think if he still had social interaction, he could.
But you're you're saying, give up the phone and go
off the grid, So I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Yeah, that's gonna be. Yeah, I don't know about that.
I have to think about that. Scary said he's not gay.
But for a million dollars, it's a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
There's that.

Speaker 11 (01:35:14):
I think a lot of people would say a million dollars,
a million dollars, so go for it, let's pay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Well, I know, but I wouldn't. I don't think I
would do anything. You know, straight, it's a million dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:35:26):
Oh my god, I don't believe you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
Money.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Oh no, I'm getting these visuals in my head. I'm
like bolth.

Speaker 11 (01:35:38):
That like Mayo to you. Let me ask you that
Mayo Sorrida, you can call it that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
What Nate? What about more money? Fifty million to do what? Exactly?
Do you want me to show you a picture?

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Do everything? But in a straight way?

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Okay, Nate? Would you take fifty million to do it
in a gay way? Yes? That you would get paid
for fifty million dollars, unequipval Kubbali.

Speaker 10 (01:36:12):
For a mill like me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
I don't know if i'd do a mill, but you
know there would be a conversation. Fifty million.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
They don't want a conversation, Nate, there right, fifty Okay,
so talking not nearly half?

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Forty six percent? Half people would put their lives on
the line and step up into a real life squid game,
no chance to score, to score thirty three million dollars?

Speaker 11 (01:36:37):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Okay, So they moved it off to another another question
to win that thirty three million dollars. Forty percent of
Americans would even bankrupt a stranger. Okay, Oh my god,
I couldn't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
That's a tough one. So there is, and I don't
know how many of you guys watched Mister Beasts games,
but that was sort of one of the concepts of
one of the games. So there was this huge pile
of money outside and there were six people that didn't
know how much the other person was going to take,
and they walk out one at a time and they
take their portion of that money. I think, if you're
in this, if you're playing a game, game on, if

(01:37:13):
you're not playing a game, and it was just somebody
saying I'm going to give you this money, you have
to ruin a stranger's life, I wouldn't do it right.

Speaker 11 (01:37:19):
If it's real life and they're telling you to do that,
then I could never live with I can.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Bank corrupt a stranger right now, No way they would
consider it's what they're saying. Also, then they said, depending
on whose money was at risk, Okay, well that's not
the question. People do have priorities, though. Ten percent claimed
they'd reject a million dollars if they couldn't share it.
Oh thank god. Ten percent of thanks people also say
they'd refuse the money if they could never post online again,

(01:37:47):
could only spend it to help others. They'd take a
million dollars if they couldn't travel or move outside their city.
They would do that. Half the people said their parents
would control their million dollars, and thirty eight percent said
they would let their enemy control the money. What no, no, No.
Thirty eight percent said their enemy could get the same

(01:38:08):
amount of money.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
Oh oh, that's interesting your arch nemesis. I mean, I
don't want to spite myself. I don't really don't like her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
This is tough. See, I can't believe you have a
arch nemesis.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Oh I have a nemesis, just one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
I might spite myself. I might deny myself in thirty
three million dollars just so she didn't get it too.

Speaker 11 (01:38:30):
Oh really really, yeah I might really.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Yeah, you would deny thirty three million dollars. So you're
this person in your life that you cannot stand. Yeah,
would not get it either.

Speaker 6 (01:38:39):
Yeah I might, I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
I mean, really, if you hate the person that, if
you think about it, and they've done some really bad
stuff to you, I could totally see what she's talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
I mean, at the position I'm at right now in
my life, like the place where I'm at, I would
just be at the same place right so I can
live here forever knowing that she's not gonna get thirty
three million.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Great, Oh, look at this. We have a nice texture, Daniel.

Speaker 9 (01:39:04):
This is for you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
For one million dollars, would you hang out with the
Annabel Doll?

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:39:10):
Free, I would do that for free.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
You would pay a million dollars to the Nnabel doll even.

Speaker 11 (01:39:15):
Though I do think it did kill that guy, so
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Maybe everything he may have had evil intentions against the
Annabel doll.

Speaker 11 (01:39:23):
He could you know? I do not have any evil
intentions against her?

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
So, uh, Nate's something going on? Okay, Nate. By the way,
Nate's not speaking because of his big canker sore.

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
Yes, it's so bad. He can always like speak out
of half of his mouth.

Speaker 11 (01:39:38):
He looks so sad today, pop up today.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
It's quite painful. It is painful. I I've had won recently,
but nothing like yours. Yours is really bad killing me.

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
Is it infected?

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
No, it's not affected. It's just like to work. I
can't hear you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Okay, well, okay, for a million dollars, would you have
a canker sore for a year?

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
Not?

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Wow, really you'd have you'd have sex for the guy.
But you wouldn't have a caker sore for a year
for fifty million. For fifty million, I would have said,
for the man, would you have a canker swre for
a year for fifty million? Yea, yeah, probably?

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Hey, you guys, who's that guy we about to that?
He talks like this, He's really really rich. You could
talk about me all you want if I got fifty
million the bank. Come on, come on, hey, why do
we have soldier boy in queue here? It's his birthday,
is it? What did you just say? It's his birthday?

(01:40:40):
So it's his birthday? Soldier boy? Really? Should I play
some soldier boys? Yeah, let's do fifth. This is for you,
Soldier boy. Happy thirty five and that's it done. Oh
it's over. Oh my god, I keep waiting to water flow.
I didn't hear that. Sorry, sorry, I'm so used to that,

(01:41:02):
so you know, never mind, I missed.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Up.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
It's time to hang up the headphones. I'm missing okay.
Question if they gave you a million dollars, would you
leave the show?

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (01:41:19):
A million dollars is not going to keep.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Us forever tax free, Nate free.

Speaker 11 (01:41:28):
It's like, give me two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. We should not have
walked down this hallway. Sorry, the mad thing mad that.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Lots of stuff is happening. It's going to be hot
this weekend and actually this week so millions of people
in the southeast are going to be sweltering. They're saying
scorching temperatures are ahead of that way. Cities like Tampa, Raley, Orlando, Atlanta,
they could all see record breaking temperatures. Froggy, you said, Jacksonville,
was that feels like a one twelve?

Speaker 8 (01:42:01):
Yeah, supposed to be one twelve and now I just
saw it could be as high as one seventeen today.

Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
Oh good god, it's crazy. The National Weather Service has
issued a series of extreme heat warnings and advisories. They're
reminding people drink plenty of fluids, stay inside, keep it
air conditioned, stay out of the sun. Check up on
your relatives and neighbors, and if you have outdoor pets,
think about them and bring them inside because they can't
handle it either. Thousands of NASA employees are taking advantage

(01:42:28):
of early retirement. NASA recently announced that three thousand employees
have accepted offers of that early retirement or they resigned.
That amounts to about one fifth of its workforce, leaving
the Space Agency with about fourteen thousand civil servants. And finally,
the women's dating safety app Tea that we were all
talking about says it has been breached. The app, which

(01:42:50):
allows women to post anonymously about men they've dated, says
over seventy two thousand images had been stolen by hackers,
and those images range from yeah, selfies, but also their
photo IDs because you had to verify that you were
a real person and a lot of photo IDs were there.
So they're trying to figure out what happened and how
bad this is. But if you were on that app,
just beware, your information has probably been stolen. And those

(01:43:11):
are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Here that here. They stole your fake women's idea Tea. Yeah,
that's kind of sad because the whole point of getting
ideas was to protect people.

Speaker 6 (01:43:24):
Yeah, and the whole point of the app was to
protect people and keep women safe. And then you know,
with whatever happened and people getting so upset. Now, it
just compromised a lot.

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Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, he said, everybody,