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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis is just a funny character. He's funny, straightforward, He's
very witty and awesome.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
He's the best guy ever ranking people times like say hilarious,
Like I can't even breathe, it's just awesome.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
El I just love you guys in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Interesting. I'm glad you brought that up, Gandhi. Class action
lawsuit checks. I know in some states you have to
actually apply for them or put your name on the list.
I know for me, they just show up. Like, so
you bought a you used the Discover card back in
nineteen forty three and bought a bought a lawnmower with it.

(00:39):
Well that lawnmower was so you're gonna get forty five
cents here, I'm like, okay, forty five cents. But Gandhi
got one for like three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yes I did.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And now did you have to put your name on
the on the class action lawsuit?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
You got an email because they knew that you were
a client and that this thing had happened to you.
So then you had to say, like, yes, I want
to be part of this class section lawsuit, which I
totally did because I wanted to sue them personally. Anyway.
It was a company called Alfred Angelo, which does like
bridesmaid's dresses and all things bridle, so wedding dresses as well.
And I went to pick up my maid of honor
dress the week before my best friend's wedding and the

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doors were shuttered.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh god, God, you hear these stories every once in
a while. That's a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I mean when I tell you, people were having meltdowns
in the parking lot when I pulled up because women
had their their entire wedding dress there that had been
altered and you couldn't get in nothing. They were just like, oh, sorry,
there's nothing we can do. The store has shut down.
So it of course became like a huge thing that
I had to go rush find another dress, get it altered.
It was so much more expensive because it was a hurry.
So I feel like that three hundred and twenty dollars

(01:43):
was the least they could do.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, but I did get it.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So, I mean, Nate was saying, he got who sent
you money for what? Class law?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
When I lived in California, they had, like you were saying,
they had some law that you're automatically enrolled in any
class action loss. Me too, and so I remember one
It was it if you made a phone call to
some business or something, and you could prove you made
the phone call, You've got one hundred dollars every time
you talk to these people.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I was going through phone wreckerds.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm like, I gotta find every time I called this
particular number, and I think I found like three documented calls.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
So I got three hundred bucks. But you guys got
you got that windfall. I got like forty five cents.
Did you buy these disposable razors? Here's seven cents, thank you, plus.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
More to write you the check.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I know what do you actually got? Wow? That's as
you know, who's making the money those attorneys who are
putting the gay Yeah. Line twenty four is Mark. So
you know, we hear of class action lawsuits all the
time against companies that we we're not very familiar with.
But you won a class action amount from Red Bull?
Is that true? That is correct? What happened?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
I got something something to mail. I guess some guy
had started it because the old slogan, well they'll do it,
but differentely was red Bull gives you wings.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
And when he didn't grow wings.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
They got them something brought for false advertising or something
with this or that, so it ended up only being
like five. This was like ten or something years ago,
many years ago. But I remember getting some free coupons
or Red bulls and then maybe like five or a
small amount, nothing like the hundreds of dollars, right.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Like five dollars and some coupons. But I love how
I love how red Bull gives you wings. I didn't
get I didn't get wings. I'm gonna sue them. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Is that where the heft to light they have to
write on the on the can you will actually not
grow wrings.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
No, I think that's why in the commercials now they
add all the extra eyes in between.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
But you go to red bull dot com, it still
says gives you wings.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
That was something years ago and it was this and
that's what they ended up doing.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, giving you wings and you growing wings maybe two
different things. I don't know. I remember. Okay, So my husband,
my husband Alex, when he was a little kid, he
wanted some Superman underwear and because in the commercial Superman
was he, this kid would put them on and start
flying around right like Superman. He went to the store
and the got so he took him and put him
on couldn't fly. And I'm like, dude, you should have
sued them something. You would have won a bunch of

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money from under Rus or whoever the hell it was.
I don't know. All right, thank you, Mark, congratulations on
your your red bull, your red Bullman.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Thank you. But maybe we can get nateen for the
the things tomorrow morning.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
You had to hung up on a listener. What are
you doing? I was gonna. I was gonna get his
information so I could file a class action lossuit. All right,
we'll move on. That wasn't very nice, scary Irene on
line twenty. Oh, oh this is great, okay. So hi,
So back in the day, there was a group called
Milly Vanilli. All right, you may not have heard of them, girl,

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you know it's true. Anyway, it came out that they
didn't sing any of their songs. They had other people
singing in with just lip sync at all their concerts,
right right, And so it was a big scandal back
to the day, so Irene, how does this affect you?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Well?

Speaker 9 (05:07):
I gave my two dollars winnings or my two dollars
rebate check to charity.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no back. How did you
get there was a class action lawsuit against Milli Vanilli?

Speaker 10 (05:18):
Yeah, you know what, I.

Speaker 9 (05:20):
Like the the twelve cassette tapes from Columbia House for
Penny h Well, that was one of my selections. Uh
and uh Columbia House. Actually, I guess did the whole
suit against Millie Vanilli and anyone who had purchased the
cassette tapes or I think that was it way back

(05:43):
when got you know about two dollars?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Wow, Millie Vanilli? I wonder, I mean if I wonder
if there were other lawsuits. I wondering. And by the way, Columbia,
let's talk about Columbia House. By the way, this is
an old I don't even know if they're around anymore.
Probably not. So there's no reason. Back in the day
you could get like twelve albums or cassettes for like
twelve cents. Yeah, but then you had to pay full

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price for like ten more.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Right, remember that, I get you like your free trial.
And then they enacted the not free artic and.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
It was cool, Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (06:18):
They would send you like the little thing and you
had to tape a penny that was like a little
circle of the thing. You taped a penny and send
it back and they say you're digit twelve. You're like, wow,
it's a deal. But then you're on the hook for
ten more.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
By the way, Irene, you just put us in the
way back machine. That is, yeah, that's way back there
in the movie. Well, look, thank you, and I hope
you uh, I hope you enjoyed winning those dollars for
the Milli Vanilli scandal. That was fun.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
I'm not even sure what charity they gave my two
dollars too.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well, thank you for listening to us, Irene. Have a
great day. Yeah, there you go. Do I just tell
me I have a great Dane? Is that what I said? No,
a great day?

Speaker 7 (06:54):
All right?

Speaker 12 (06:55):
Just making sure Elvis Dan here he is, and good
morning show, elvist in in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's nothing more fun than a toy right right. The
Toy Hall of Fame finalists for this year. Can we
go through these and vote for them whether we like
them or not.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
You want to all the list of what's good?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well yeah, yeah, well I've got the list here but
I'm gonna have you guys discuss it. But we're all
adults here, right. Other than vibrators in Dildo's, what toys
are you guys playing with these days?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
We play?

Speaker 8 (07:41):
We have Jinga in every size and shape and every
Jinga that has come out. Monopoly that has every single
one that's come out, We have it.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's crazy, right right? What about you, Gondhi? Any games
in your life for toys?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I like a good Rubik's Cube. Those never get old
to me. I enjoy just fiddling around with them all day.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Have you ever solved a Ruby's Cube?

Speaker 13 (08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (08:02):
You have?

Speaker 15 (08:03):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Has anyone else solved a Rubert's Cube?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
I did you know how I did it?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
I peeled off the I peeled off the stickers and
put them back on that solving.

Speaker 16 (08:15):
I took it apart.

Speaker 11 (08:16):
I got a little screwdriver and just popped one out,
and they all got out, and you put them back on.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Okay, even though I can give you hell and say
that's not solving a Rubert's Cube, but you know what,
the end result was A solved Rubik's Cube. If you
think about.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
It, it's so satisfying once you finally get that last
click and all the colors are there.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, see, only you would know that the rest of
these guys cheated on it. But in live clicks in life,
if making the touchdown is all that matters, does it
really matter how you find the touchdown? M I guess
not wrong answer. I'm so disappointed. Like Danielle peeled all

(08:57):
the little things off him, at them to the Rubi's
cube to make her win. No, you didn't, you didn't.
That's not the point. See a lot of people go
through life thinking I want all the glamour on, all
the fame without putting in the hard work to get there.
You can't do that. You learn nothing other than how
to cheat the system. But there are people, and I
know them. I will not name them. There are people.

(09:20):
They grew up in households where the mom and dad
were kind of shifty, and maybe the grandparents were kind
of shifty. They're all shifty. They steal from they steal
from people. They blame other people for things being stolen.
I mean, there are people who go through life like
that and they don't even think there's a problem with it.
There is, yes, there is yes, Gandhi, what do you.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Think there's a show on Netflix that I watched and
it made me start playing with the Rubiks Cube again.
It's called I Think Speedcubers, and it's about these little
kids who compete in these championships and the time in
which they solve a Rubik's Cube is insane. It's like
three minutes, thirty seconds. I mean, they have all these
different categories, three sides nine, it's whatever, it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
It'll make you feel real stupid.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, look, I see, here's the thing. We're all smart
when it comes to some things and not as smart
when it comes to others. So if someone can solve
a Rubik's Cube and under thirty seconds in front of me,
I give them credit for that. But then, you know,
ask them what else they can do in life, and
they just fall on the floor and start crying.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I don't know, literally, that's how these kids are.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, I know, I'm should they have great futures. But yeah,
once again one of my favorite childhood toys not not included.
Illegal fireworks not on the list. M okay, so this
I love those when I was a kid. This year's
finalists are baby Nancy Doll. What is that? Who's ever

(10:42):
played with a baby Nancy Doll never heard of them. Oh,
no idea, bingo.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
But that's a toy bingo.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, they're saying it deserves a space in the Toy
Hall of Fame. It's a toy. Little old ladies love it.
They love a good old game with lots of lots
of balls. Yeah. Uh, Brayer toy horses, Briar toy horses.
What are those?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
I have no idea, but I'm about to look it up.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I thought Briar's was an ice cream. But guess what.
Danielle Jenga is a finalist this year. I love and
one of my one of my favorites, light Bright. Did
you guys used to play with Light Brighter? Of course?

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
He Man action figures.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I had them all I had, and she raw where
she ra had all.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
She raw too, Yeah, Nate, they're very homo erotic Elvis
like the Man. The musculature on these guys like it's
it's really admirable, like the abs on on he Man, Adam,
you see incredible.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
As a guy who's into guys. Rather than sleeping with
he Man, I'd rather sleep with Stretch Armstrong, you know
what I'm saying. Anyway, Also in the finalist for this
year's National Toy Hall of Fame My Little Pony. Ye
uh huh. The board game Risk is in there, along
with Sorry Sorry. Remember the game Sorry Yeah Sorry is

(12:09):
awesome and also a good old fashioned sidewalk chalk. There's
nothing better than an old man like me walking down
the sidewalk and you see hopscotch and you just start
doing it and people look at you like, oh God,
keep the kids away from him. Let's see Tomagotchi made
the Hall of Fame finalist this year. Oh yeah, yeah,

(12:30):
any Tomagotchi stories in the house.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I used to try to keep mine alive and I
kill it all the time.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
But aside from that now, but.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Then you could just reset it with that little button
in the back.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Cube, it's the same as Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
With you, I find my ways cheat.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I know, I know you're a product of the Rough
and Tumble Bronx. I guess, I don't know. And the
game Yachtzi was included in the National Toy Hall of
Fame finalist. What's so funny about Yachtzi?

Speaker 9 (12:59):
What?

Speaker 17 (13:00):
I remember the commercial when they all scream Yazi every
time we.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Hear yacht Now do you guys remember playing YACHTI when
you were younger? No, yes, I remember. Do you remember
the sound of the die in the cup as you
shake it? There's a sound it makes. Absolutely it's a
hollow cup sound. And if you haven't played Yosty, you
don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, I think Katie
is on twenty four Katie.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Hi, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Welcome to the show and we're doing well. Thank you.
In the finalist list for the National Toy Hall of Fame,
Briar toy horses. What are they?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yes, so my husband has a crapload of them and
they're just taking up room in my basement. They are big.
They're kind of plastic, hard plastic horses, and they're very
realistic and they make them after like famous race horses
or you know, just famous horses in history and they're

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collectors items.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm looking at them now, I do I do recall
seeing these? These are these are a big thing.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, they actually some of them can actually cost quite
a bit of money, but right now they just pick
up a lot of room in my basic right.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I know, you could have a fortune down there and
you don't even know it.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, that would be nice if it's true.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Like right, I'm looking at this online. There's a collection
of vintage Briar horses six hundred dollars. God. Wow, they're
beautiful too. Isn't that funny how something's.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
They're gorgeous, They're very realistic and they're very beautifully done.
But ours are all still in the box. So if
you could imagine hundred dollars of the box.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Katie, Katie, let me give you incentive to dig through
that box and do some investigating. Here's a Briar model
horse that sold for twenty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 18 (14:54):
My god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I would never complain again if you.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Had all right, all right, wait minute, many of them
are sick. They have the Brier Deluxe Animal Hospital. You
can take them to the animal hospital.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I love that. All right, Well, Katie, thank you. I
would go down to that basement when you have a
moment or two and start looking at those horses. You
could have a fortune under underneath there. So anyway, thanks
for calling, I thank you very much. Have a good day. Okay,
bye bye bye bye. Uh and there you go. Those
are your finalists. Is there anything I see? I don't

(15:30):
have the list of all the toys who've made it
into the Toy Hall of Fame. But what was your
favorite toy growing up? Straight and Nate? What was your
favorite toy?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Gosh, I had so many teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I
had Transformers. I had he Man. Oh my god, that
slide the team with he Man was amazing. That's still
in the carpet at my parents' house.

Speaker 16 (15:50):
Uh yeah, I had God Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Legos you can still, oh Legos, Yeah, you can still,
you know say, games as well? Games are in there.
My favorite game was candy Land because I always wanted
to live in candy Land. I always thought that that's
the way life should be. It should look like that,
painted pink and white. Yeah, Froggy, what's your favorite toy?

Speaker 11 (16:09):
Two things that like Shoots and Ladders? It was one
of my favorite games. Loved playing Shoots and Ladders. And
one of my favorite toys was my Hot Wheels track.
Picked around on the Hot Wheels track.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I still have my Hot Wheels somewhere and I have
Matchbox Cars too. I don't know if there's two. Yeah,
what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (16:26):
My Strawberry Shortcake dolls were my favorite growing up, and
then probably Rainbow Bright.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
I loved by Rainbow Bright dolls.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Plus you know, Danielle had a rough childhood. The favorite
toy was the switchblade.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
Yes, nah, definitely that one.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh, Danielle, what about Gandhi? Do you have any favorite toys?

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, you're gonna think this is weird, But I had
this little apparatus that my parents bought me because I
loved bugs so much, and you could push a button
and this little thing would shoot out and it would
close around the bug, so you could take the bug
home and watch it and play with it and stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
It was a bug catcher.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Love that thing fine. You could play with it until
it died right.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
In front of eventually.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, scary. Did you have a good toy? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (17:06):
Well, I liked a couple of board games, like Pictionary
where you drew that was like the original wind Loser
draw and an Encore, the singing game with lyrics and Cubangers,
which I showed you guys a picture of me and
my sister having these cabangers. They're like they call them
and click clacks in certain parts of the country. They're
two hard plastic balls and you go up and down
with them and they go pop up. They literally meet

(17:28):
at the top, meet at the bottom, and they were
on a string and they were very dangerous.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I know. Another favorite toy toy of Scaries was My
Little Girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Did you count?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yes? Absolutely, they all want to games and toys. I
also loved mouse Trap. Did you ever have a mouse trap? Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, I played that. Remember hungry hungry hippo?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yes, I am one. So anyway, do yourself a favor.
Go next time you're at Target or wherever, pick up
a toy. At Walmart, pick up a toy and play it.
Amazon have one delivered. It's good to have a little
toy sitting around the house.

Speaker 19 (18:12):
Brooklyn, Boys, my microphone's falling apart.

Speaker 12 (18:14):
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Speaker 2 (18:18):
Let's do it.

Speaker 12 (18:19):
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Speaker 2 (18:33):
And you know what, we always have to remember that
straight Nate and Scary and Scottie b are in our
master control facility. And try Becka New York to make
sure this show goes on every day. Without the three
of them, it wouldn't happen. And then we have our
engineering team, yeah exactly, and Danielle coughing things up.

Speaker 20 (18:54):
Murry.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Sorry, but Jeff and Josh and Rachel and everyone in
engineering and it that keep us on the air. Thank
you so much for doing what you do. I think
that's so incredible. So you know, they get hungry every
once in a while, and so Nate got the munchies
and you walk down to the vending machine.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, our snack pile here has been depleted and we
really haven't had a refresh since like the great trail
mix we had.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
But so tell them what you got, tell them what
you found on man.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I didn't get it because it's like the saddest looking
solitary honey bun I've ever seen, and it's just sitting
there always and it's you can tell it's sweating, you know,
the sweaty honey bun and you can just see the
perspiration on the slide.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, sweaty old honey buns are like sweaty old meat
that you should eat. You know once once your meat
or chicken gets slimy, you don't eat it. And it's
the same with honey buns.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Ew okay, Scotty Bee just yelled he's gonna run and
get it.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
So it doesn't look good. Who's gonna eat it?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Who's gonna eat it?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Scary, don't don't care? Look at me.

Speaker 17 (19:57):
I just wanted to tell you that that machine you
to be a happier machine. It used to have otus
spunk Meyer cookies at Missus Freshley's Brownies, and now it's
just a lonely.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Sweaty honey bun. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know
if I want to eat anything with the name of Meyer,
No Missus Freshley's. I'm all in, Yeah, what's the brand
of this honey bun? Do we know? Do you remember?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I was kind of focused on the sweatiness that I
didn't really catch the name.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
But it's it's pretty sad. Look it sounds like a
term of endearment. Oh you're my little sweaty honey bun.

Speaker 16 (20:32):
I mean, well, you'll.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
See it here in a second in the zoom room
when Scottie Bee gets back.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It was Scary will eat it. Scary eats everything it's been.
Scary picked up a pile of something he didn't want
to eat it. Well, so I guess I gotta eat
It's the only thing in here. Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 17 (20:45):
You ate something that the nasty trail mix, not the
good one which we got last week.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Why did you eat it?

Speaker 17 (20:50):
Why would you eat it if it's nasty? The peanuts
were greasy, Elvis. But I needed something for me. I
need something sustenance. I needed sustenance in my body.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
But you had eaten, You had eaten every ten minutes
all morning before that, so I don't that's true.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I picked up, Yeah, Gandi, what we decided yesterday that
Scary would definitely off one of us on a desert
island before the time was even necessary, just because he'd
be preparing to eat.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
He can't be stranded with him yet he'd eat us.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Because not only would he eat us, he would take
us out of the competition for food.

Speaker 17 (21:18):
And on the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, you guys
forced me, well, you encouraged me to drink that Cuddy
Sark shop.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
He didn't.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
You took that in your own hands. Don't even try.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
That, Scary You you lie more than Danielle or her
entertainment report.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Somebody popped the top of that and almost vomit from
whatever he smelled, and I'm pretty sure we were like, Eude,
don't drink that, and then somehow the three of you
drank that.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, is he back with a honeybuion on our phone?

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
It won't let him buy it? Why even the machine
is like, do not buy this? I will say, if
you from the old don't even protect him from like,
I don't know what do you mean? How does a
machine not let you buy something?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
It said said make a make another selection. So maybe
maybe people have been trying to buy that honeybut for
like ten years.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I have no clue, Scotty, it's looking out for you
if it's just making another selection. Even the machine knows
you shouldn't be eating that crap.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Do you want us to get the engineer Josh hadden't
to get into the machine.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Maybe he's got no he's got radio stations to keep
on the line. Take him in there to get the shot.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
That's funny to me.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
It's funny when you do. You have a sense of humor.

Speaker 12 (22:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I feel like doing something dangerous today. You remember, okay,
go with me to your childhood. Okay, do you remember
when you were to ear. A kid used to do
things that were dangerous, like you jump off the rooftops
into tools or whatever. You would catch and play with spiders.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Totally, Yes, you do that now. I would.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Shoot fireworks at friends.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yes, I wouldn't do that now I've learned not to.

Speaker 11 (23:08):
You did that, Froggy, Of course I did that. I
had my friend Andy Burkhard. He lived across the street
from me, and he would stand in his driveway and
we would shoot bottle rockets at each other.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Of course, you would destroy stuff in old buildings full
of asbestos.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Look, you know we were kids. You're gonna live forever
the stuff we used to get.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Away with in our old building. Oh my gosh. Scotti
b like led the charge with that, I know.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
But you know what, Alex, My Alex and his friend Matt,
they taize each other like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I don't think I can get on that level.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
No, just yet, like filing around on staircases.

Speaker 19 (23:45):
You're gonna fall?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh yeah, for sure, straight it.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
You can't talk you of a giant. I just swallowed
donut in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
So on vacation, we were talking about the four of us.
Brandon and Gandhi and Heather and myself. I was the
only one that had never been pepper sprayed in my life.
So he's like, you want to be pepper spreading now.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I wanted to say, you did, Froggy. How was it?

Speaker 11 (24:07):
I worked at a grocery store and there was an
elderly woman. She was finished with her cart, I thought,
and so I walked over to get the cart, and
she thought I was attacking.

Speaker 16 (24:17):
Her, and she turned around and sprayed me in the
face with peppers.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
For her?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
What would be good for her?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Good for her?

Speaker 16 (24:24):
Froggy looks doing my job.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
He was the cart guy.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yes, but she will not be messed with. That's important. Okay,
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
Anyway, it's the worst ever. You cannot you the harder
you rub your ryes, you put water, the worst it is.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
They build it to last.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Someone to send a texted. They used to have BB
gun wars.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
We used to do that too, without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
You ever been hit with a baby, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
And it hurts.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Paintball's hurt.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Oh yeah, paintball's really hurt.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
All right, So today do something dangerous, Brent, You too
used to get into a BB gun wars?

Speaker 15 (24:59):
Oh yeah, absolute all the time with my friend Justin
when we were younger.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well, I mean, did anyone get hurt? I mean those
things hurt they I mean they staying.

Speaker 15 (25:08):
We tried to the first time we did it, we
kind of didn't have it. We were in the summertime.
But then, like we would be leaving the house toneaed
each other. My mom would be like, why do you
have so much clothes on? It's like ninety degrees outside,
and we're like, no reason.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
So you would eat the glasses, nothing like that.

Speaker 15 (25:26):
It was just two little hellions running around.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Basically, you would pad up. I mean, how old were
you when you were doing BB gun wars?

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (25:33):
Probably like honestly, probably eight or nine. And they weren't
like the old fashioned like gun gun guns like you
just you know, do it. One time it was like
you pumped it up five six times and it was
like here I come.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh God, no, I couldn't do that.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
It was pretty serious.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
My eye would roll right out of my head. How
did you get hit in the eye? All right, Brent,
Look you know what, we survived. All these stupid ass
things we did as kids. We survived.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
The Still you'd eat them stuff off the floor and stuff.
We're still alive, all right, Brent, thank you very much.
Hello Crystal, Hello, So what did you do dangerous and
you're still alive to talk about it?

Speaker 18 (26:11):
It wasn't me, but I still think it's crazy that
my husband and his best friend, Tony threw darts in
the dark at each other.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Like.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Real darts. The pointed, real.

Speaker 18 (26:25):
Dartboard darts at each other in the dark until Tony
got one in the head.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's not funny. Did it stick in his head?

Speaker 18 (26:37):
Yes, it did. They had to take him to the
emergency room to get it removed.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh my gosh, but he lived to town. We're all here,
all right, Crystal. Thank you your husband. I don't know.
I don't know if I don't know about this guy
you married. I'm not thinking good things about that guy.

Speaker 17 (26:53):
What my brother? What of these silver ninja stars? And
he used to play with his friends. He used to
fling them like frisbees, but they were.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
I got my.

Speaker 16 (27:02):
Big toe chopped off by a machete.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You had a toe chopped off, froggy. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
So my friend and I were doing some lawn stuff
and he's like, I bet you can't kick that branch
in half, so I leaned it up against the side
of a house and I tried to kick it. And
right when I tried to kick it, he went to
chop it with a machete and he chopped my big
toe off. We had my parents had to rush me
to the emergency room and have my toe reattached.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not that I'm a creeper or anything, but you do
seem to have all your toes. I have looked at your.

Speaker 16 (27:31):
Feeture, yep, I'll show you that.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
You can still see the perfect circle all the way
around where they had to sew it back on again.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Can you feel anything in that thing?

Speaker 16 (27:39):
No, it's just it works, but I can't feel anything.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
So we're going to start at it.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
We just start throwing stuff. Such an interesting article that
Gandhi shared with me. The headline platonic relationships are on
the rise. So they spoke to friends who have chosen
chosen to live the rest their lives together. They say,
I don't think our love and commitment together should pale

(28:04):
in comparison to romantic love. So they're talking about friends
who decided relationships with you know, going through the what
the sausage making process of trying to get relationships going
and up and running and all the heartbreaking. Rather than
doing that, you have a platonic friend you really love
and trust it's going to work with them.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
So wait a minute, I got questions.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Well hold on, let let Gondy talk about what she
knows about the article, and then okay, we all have
questions on this, go ahead. So what are they saying
in essence here?

Speaker 5 (28:35):
So in essence, they're just saying, you know, if we
are really following these like sacred covenants of marriage, and
you look at what they are, why can I not
do that with a best friend. If we just take
the sex off the table, and my you know, best
friend Elease is the greatest person in the world, and
we're going to look out for each other forever and
always have each other's backs and always be there when
the other one is sick, when they're going through something.

(28:55):
Why can't we have these type of things and people
support and acknowledge and almost normal those relationships so that
people still have companionship.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Through their whole life. Why does it have to.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Be a romantic partner that you marry? And I was thinking, Man,
if I could marry my sister, I'd believe in marriage
for sure.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
She really the yeah, I love that, well, but you
are in a romantic relationship.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
I am, and I love them.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
So, but we're talking about not just do we're talking
about people who actually normalizing people being able to do this. Yeah, no,
is their marriage involved.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
It doesn't have to be marriaged.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Some people are saying, well, married people get better tax
breaks and deals on houses and all this other kind
of stuff. So why can't we get married and just
leave it there? So, I mean, there are all different
ways that people are addressing it. But I think it's
kind of cool. And it's one of those things where
I always talked about it with my best friends and
we're like, let's just get a compound and become like
the Golden Girls when we're old.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Let's see do that.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I've had that relationship, I mean that conversation with several
best friends. All right, Daniel, what is your question?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
Okay, So now, obviously with what you said, that's no
sex with each other, but are you having sex with
other people? Is that allowed? Or is it just you're
with this person and that's it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I want If you're platonic, I don't think you get
jealous if your other half is out there having sex.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Okay, I mean I think you know.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
If you're talking about you and your best friend, you're
both into guys, right, the two of you. So yeah,
go get it, do what you want. You're just married
to each other.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Well, let me ask you this or with each other. Well,
let's say you and I are having a platonic relationship
and we're together, we're loving it, and we've decided the
rest of our lives if we can get there, it
be kind of great. And then you start having sex
with someone just for the sex, but then you start
falling for them, and then I'm like, hmm, well I
can't give you that so tough. I don't know, It's
just it's one of those things you have to work through, right.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
If you're married at that point, there's no like easy.
You can't just say well, okay, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
If you a thrupple. True, though, we actually met someone
not long ago who's h he's married to two other guys. Yes,
and they're making it work and I think it's pretty cool. Look,
you know, what we all have in our minds, in
our lives, the structure of what a relationship should be correct, right,
and sometimes it's hard to open the corral and understand
there are are other ways. And I'm totally open minded

(31:02):
for someone else to do it anyway they want, as
long as no one's getting hurt and it's all good,
right yeah. But on the other hand, you know, I
find it may be difficult for me if ever I
needed I don't know, you don't know, two you get there, right, right.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
I just feel like in life right now, if I
know that there's one person that really will like love
me in sickness and in health, for richer, for poor,
all of that stuff, it is my sister and it
is my best friend. Like I think I could probably
do some stuff to take Brandon off at some point
and make him not love me, right, Like we could
all do that to our significant other.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Your dad's gonna love this. He only has to pay
for one one wedding.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
For he already here, we've had this conversation.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Keeping me forever.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
What's that frog? Too bad?

Speaker 11 (31:43):
You know where I'm from, Gundi, people used to marry
their sister where I was.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
They ahead ahead of.

Speaker 17 (31:49):
The curve y scary, taking the love and the sex
out of a relationship for marriage.

Speaker 19 (31:56):
Aren't you then just reducing this to a business contract.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
No, not what she said, not at all.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
I didn't say take love out. Love is definitely there.
Well I'm just saying you can take out the sex.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, love is there, absolutely and there are plenty.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Of marriages without sex. We know that, So what is
the difference?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Exactly interesting concept, Adele.

Speaker 12 (32:18):
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Speaker 12 (32:32):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis d Ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 21 (32:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I got an interesting text from Marcia earlier. Did you
find her? Is she on the phone? Yes? Is she okay? Marcia? There?
There she is. It's Marsha. Let's go to Marcia. Twenty
four is the line? Hi, Marsha, there you are. We're
doing great now. We're a little curious. You said, Hey,
you guys should feel lucky. You don't really have an

(33:03):
HR department at the Elvis dre Morning Show. Well, truth
be told, we really, we really do.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
So you'll understand this.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
What did you do at work yesterday? Marshall?

Speaker 22 (33:14):
What happened to you, I was selling Nate.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
So I worked for my family my whole life pretty much,
and you really can't quit or get fired or call
them sick because they know where you live. So then
I went on and I worked for a bank for
ten years where there is an HR department, and let
me tell you, I got in a lot of trouble
and every time they walked in, I felt like I
needed to be read my Miranda rights. But then now
I work for privately owned company. So yesterday I sent

(33:39):
I work in a glass shop, so out back is
really really hot. So I sent an email to one
of my co workers. I'm the sole person that works
in this office, but there's like fifteen people that work
in our other location. So I enter an email that said,
it's hotter than a ball back in here. I'm pretty
sure you're going to have to surgically remove my pants.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
So in some corporate culture that that's considered a taboo email.
In ours, that's like everyday conversation. But anyway, so what
happened where you were?

Speaker 10 (34:09):
I thought you would enjoy this. So then later on
in the day I looked at my emails, I'm like, oh,
I wonder why Susan didn't respond. Well, she didn't respond
because I didn't send it to her. I sent it
to the company that we ordered glass from that employed
like three hundred people in me. Well, immediately when I
realized this, I call the company and this vendor that

(34:29):
I are, the woman that I constantly work with. Her
name is Angie. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I did
not mean to send that to you. I'm sorry if
you were offended. She said, that's the funniest thing I've
ever seen. I'm printing it out and taping it to
my death, Like, can you just delete it though, so
that the rest of it? She's like absolutely. So then
I called the person I intended to send it to

(34:50):
Susan and I'm like, listen, just in case you get
a call from this company, this is what happened. And
she goes and I'm like, I hope I'm not in trouble.
She goes, that's the funniest thing I've got or her
and can bord me to email, And I'm like, no,
I deleted it. I erased all evidence of it. Are
you kidding? So later in the day she called me
back and says, so, I called the company. I spoke
to Angie, I had her forward me to email. I

(35:12):
printed it out. I already laminated it. It's up on
the wall in the shop, and I shared it with
everybody that we work with because they were all having such.

Speaker 22 (35:20):
A bad day.

Speaker 10 (35:20):
They absolutely needed that, and we think it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
There you go, Ah, I know she has you talking
about how does a ball sack laminated on her wall?
So if ever you go in there and like get sassy,
whether she all she has to do is point it
to go remember that day. I have this card. I
can play this on you right now. That's fine.

Speaker 22 (35:41):
Oh my god. It was embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (35:44):
But then, you know, I got really nervous about it
because when you say something and you're like, oh my god,
I can't take that back now, And it went to
three hundred people at one of our major events.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
Fully, crap, You never know.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You never know. And look, you know, we work in
the same sort of situation you work and where we're
pretty much free to say whatever's on our mind. Mind here,
you know what I'm saying. There are times I'm afraid
someone could be listening in or near near us that
we don't know about, and it would it would curl
their hair if they heard the stuff we talked about here.

Speaker 10 (36:11):
It was something I mean, I would have curled something
in my pants yesterday.

Speaker 23 (36:15):
So hot that the pointelle If we got other jobs,
I think we'd be in the same boat because I'm
so used to being able to say whatever the hell
I want to say and do the things.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
I want to do that I would probably be in
jars the office all the time.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Really bad.

Speaker 10 (36:34):
When I worked at the bank, one of the biggest
things I got in trouble for and I didn't even
think about it when I said it, but we were
in a big meeting with like ten different branches from
the bank and I made a comment let's just say
it was about a gerbil and a paper towel holder.
It was not well received.

Speaker 16 (36:49):
Yeah, I can we hire her.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
The thing is, here's how we get away with being
irreverent and really crass is we do it on the air,
and it's considered content.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
To work somewhere without an HR department, because then there's
nobody to answer to. And when your boss wears more
than a sailor, you know it's you can get away
with it.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
But excellent, all right, Marcia, thank you you're an inspiration.
Have a great day.

Speaker 19 (37:14):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
You know, there's always something new to watch, I mean
Netflix and HBO Max. I mean they're always coming up
with some new content for us to watch, new shows.
And it's this is why we have Danielle around. She
keeps us up to in on what's new, right, But
every once in a while, it's good to go back
and start watching something that's been out for a while.
So this series called Younger, Debbie Maser's in there along

(37:38):
with Hillary Duff and anyway, the whole plot line is,
it's from a novel about a woman who wants to
be I believe in the publishing businesses if I'm not mistaken,
but she needs to be younger to fit in, then
she really so she has to take on an identity
of a younger woman, right, So okay, fill in the blanks.

Speaker 13 (37:56):
Go.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah, she was a stay at home mom for twenty years,
she said, her forties. She goes through this bad divorce
and then she's got to get back to work. But
nobody wants to hire a forty year old as a
as a you know, an assistant in the publishing industry.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
So she pretends to be twenty five, right, and I'm
just thinking, like, I think I could do that.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I think I could play No, I get mistaken for
like late twenties, early thirties all the time, right, and
I think I could legitimately do that, like Elvis, How
old do you think you could pretend to be or
how young?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I think I think I could young it down to
about fifty six. Maybe maybe you know, if I really
took care of my skin, you know, not that helpful.
Here's some moisturizer. Scary was saying that he could be
he could pass off at someone in his thirties. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (38:45):
Sometimes I go out at night and the people say,
by the end of the night, like you look like
you're in your early to mid thirties.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
Because I've had they had a couple of cops.

Speaker 17 (38:55):
But I do have a theory that I don't think
we are as old as our parents were when they
were our age.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
That makes me no sense when so.

Speaker 17 (39:03):
You don't look we don't hear me one more second,
we don't look as old as our parents did. So
let's say you're thirty five years old today. If you're
three five year old today and your when your parents
are thirty five and usually pictures of them, they looked
like they were fifty five.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well, well, several reasons. First of all, we dressed differently.
And another thing to keep in mind is your your
mind is a little warped as it comes to age
and what you look like. And I'll give you an example.
Go back and look at high school photos of you, know,
you and your friends. Then then go to a class
reunion and see how ancient everyone else looks. But you

(39:36):
think you don't look that old. The thing is sure,
the thing is blanche. You do you? You do look older? Yes,
you do that.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
The other day I was like, why did everyone in
my class age so poorly?

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Why does everyone look so old?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
What's going on? And then I was like, oh, but
maybe I do too.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You do?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I'm not.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
I mean things about my mom. She was a milk
when she was my age.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Wow, she was all the time.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
People would tell me that's what she was.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Call your mom and tell her what a milf is,
And you just called her when on the air. Yeah,
progg you what.

Speaker 11 (40:08):
I'm the age right now that my dad was when
I graduated high school. And my dad was nowhere near
as fun as I am. He was this age I'm like,
I'm fun, I have a good time. I act like
I'm twelve. I still do dumb stuff. Yeah, well, well
I've had, you know, a couple of things happen. However,
I still have more fun. My dad was nowhere near
this much fun. I wish I would have I wish
I would have acted like that.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
What you get, What you guys are forgetting is this.
When you're a kid and you're looking at your parent,
you think of them as old. You don't think of
them as younger looking than the rest of their their
their friends. You just think of them as old because
they don't. They think you're stupid. They do things that
seem so old. Well, you're guess what, you're doing the
same things they were doing back then. I promise you

(40:50):
you're saying the same things.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Nate keeps throwing shade at everyone else like that, how
old do you look? I could be twenty five, but
you you look old?

Speaker 11 (40:57):
Shut up, Nate, No, okay, of every strokes had to
add a couple of years on your looks.

Speaker 16 (41:03):
I'm sorry, little little gray hair.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
But everybody that I'm looking at right now in the
zoom room, I'll tell you the one person that I
think could definitely pass for younger. And it's Danielle. I'm
telling you, you would never know she's sixty four. Looking
at her, everybody is like, what's Danielle's skincare routine? Like,
she looks Danielle, you do not look your eate And

(41:25):
that's not like a backhanded compliment that you do not well.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
You just accused her of being sixty four years old.
You're definitely showing some mileage, So pipe down sixty.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
I love how.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Scary has the weirdest conversations with people at bars. At
the end of the night. Everyone just tells him he
looks thirty five.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
What I'm gonna give you a because they're all wasted
at that time.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I'll tell you what you you perceive things so differently
than the reality.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Elvistaan he just keeps opening his mouth.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
In the morning show, don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand
the Elvis durand phone tappened, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm ready to hear it. What's the phone tap all about?
All right? Well?

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Nicole sent us an email.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
She said, recently, my three year old son was sent
home from camp with complaints that I he was spitting
on people calling people stupid. So I told my husband
and he freaked out. So I need you to phone
tap my husband. As a concerned parent, I may speak
to Jamie. Please, Jamie, this is a John's mom. Yeah,

(42:38):
my son goes to camp with your son. I'm a
little upset about some things. Okay, your son has been
hitting people and biting people, and and now I'm concerned
because I know your son is going to be starting
school with you know, some of the same kids that
he went to camp with.

Speaker 13 (42:54):
I don't know what to say. I'm a nurse, disciplined
at home.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
He has other kids that hit him.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
He's and I'll tell.

Speaker 13 (43:00):
You, honestly, if somebody had sent me should.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Hit him back, Well, what do you mean he should
hit him back? You're teaching your son violence, not at all.

Speaker 13 (43:07):
But if somebody should hit him, he shouldn't be bullied.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
I don't teach my son violence.

Speaker 13 (43:11):
My son gets caught very well.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Yes, I think he's spoiled. Actually no, he's not spoiled.
He's three years old and you're teaching your son to hit.

Speaker 13 (43:19):
No, we don't teach him to hit.

Speaker 16 (43:20):
He's a little gully.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Can you hear any of this?

Speaker 13 (43:22):
I don't know why you're calling me.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
He should call my wife to go to work.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
People have said that they've taken care of it, and
it doesn't seem like it's taking care of me.

Speaker 13 (43:29):
If you want to meet with me and talk about
you and your husband and talk with me and my
wife about this, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I'm a single parent.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I don't have a husband.

Speaker 13 (43:36):
You're a single parent.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Fine.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
My son gets treated great, Okay, he does very well
for himself. He's got two parents that love him to death,
and many many Finns. I don't know where you're coming
off saying he hits everybody.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Well, I see where he gets it from. Now. Excuse me, yeah,
excuse me. I can't believe you.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
I would I listen. Let me explain something to you.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (43:55):
I'm not being nasty towards you. You're being nasty towards me.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Now, my son has to go to school with your son.

Speaker 10 (44:00):
And this is a child that you said, Hey, maybe
someone talking about your son might actually.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Learn something from my son.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Well, maybe your son's teaching my son to hit people.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
You're getting with me again, and I wouldn't advise you
to do that with me. I don't put up with stuff.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Like this. Okay, I will call.

Speaker 13 (44:13):
Somebody else and then we can put a stop till.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
It right away.

Speaker 18 (44:15):
For you to say something as stupid.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
My son didn't like me stupid.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Obviously he learns stupid from you.

Speaker 13 (44:22):
Oh okay, I don't like people like you.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
But you're getting very agitated, soir No, I'm not getting agitated.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
I don't.

Speaker 17 (44:27):
I just told you.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
I'll let you talk to my life.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
I don't put up with people like you.

Speaker 13 (44:30):
Nobody tells me anything.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
I don't like it. I'm here right now, and you
could talk to her.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I advise you to talk to her.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Be a man and talk to me.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
Lady, I'm being a man.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
I just told you.

Speaker 13 (44:39):
Get your husband and wall meet up and talk to you.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Oh that's very insulting to me because I told you.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Listen to it.

Speaker 17 (44:46):
I got Bruce whatever.

Speaker 13 (44:47):
What's the kid's name. His mother is on the phone saying,
our son, allow our son to go to Jewish school.
It's something so like that, you know what. Yeah, you
talk to me.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Give her a number to call.

Speaker 19 (44:59):
I don't think hello, give you a number to call.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
You're on my cell phone, all right?

Speaker 24 (45:05):
One thing?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
My child is an angel.

Speaker 11 (45:08):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Let me get again.

Speaker 13 (45:10):
Let me try this another way. When I grew up, Okay,
I was bullied. You know what I was taught don't
hit back, and know when the bully stopped when I
started bullying them. I can't just tell my son don't
hit back. I can't tell him uh not to bite back.
First of all, I don't know where you're getting biting from.
He doesn't even bite my daughter bite savage children? Do

(45:31):
you have four years old she's teething, she bites them?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Okay, give her a teething ring, not a person's arms.

Speaker 24 (45:37):
How to raise my kids?

Speaker 13 (45:39):
Marie, I cannot believe you. You don't want to talk
to my wife.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Do you want to know why I don't want to
talk to your wife.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
No, I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Because your wife has just phone tapped.

Speaker 13 (45:46):
You gonna feel like the biggest ass. I'm read as hell.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
Recorded with permission granted by all the Elvis Duran phone
tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Hey, relationships are difficult. The hayoff most of the time
is great, but there are moments where you just really
just want to well hit them in the face with
a hot iron. Okay, maybe an exaggerated exaggerating. You don't
have to plug it in keep it cold like I was.

(46:33):
We were just talking about yesterday. I was hanging out
with Alex, my husband, and of course Uncle Johnny's visiting,
and uh, I figured out after the day when we
had to make decisions like where to go for lunch
or what to do this, where to do that, he
was like shooting down all my ideas. Everything we did
yesterday was what he wanted to do, and I kind

(46:54):
of just had to like I wanted to say something like, hey,
this is a partnership. I get to say something here,
but I mean do when I get a vote. I
didn't do it. I'm like, eh, let's just have a
good day. Then last night we start arguing about what
we're gonna throw away because we're gonna renovate some stuff
in the house. He starts in on me with my piano.
Well that's gonna go I said, no, it's not hell now, no,

(47:16):
not even a conversation. Well, this is my house too,
I said, what's my house too, that's my piano. I
don't throw away pianos. I don't throw away books. Those
are things I don't throw away. You're not yes way
we're gonna get rid. No, we're not. We're not not
gonna happen that piano is staying right here, you know,
will negotiate other things, but not that that's not it's

(47:38):
not there's no negotiation there. So in your relationships, I mean,
where do you draw the line? There's a line in
the sand sometimes where you disagree on things and one
of you is gonna get your way and one of
you is not, Like how does this work for you?

Speaker 19 (47:52):
See?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I think one of the things for me, at least,
is I wish I had met Heather when I was younger,
because I feel like the older you get, the more
set in your ways you are. And I am totally
immovable on things.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Oh god, Hey, to be honest, you'll become more set
in your ways even when you're with her.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, And so it just it it becomes very difficult
at times because there's a compromise that someone's not willing
to make, and a lot of times it's me, you know,
and I feel bad because I want that person to
have their way.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
But exactly, look, I don't want to argue with you,
but you know, sometimes I need to get it my way,
you know.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
Sometimes, Yes, yeah, see, there's little things that I'll just
give into right away, Like to me, it's like, okay,
this is not worth fighting over. But then if there's
something that I really really believe in, I will stand
my ground and be like, no, this is how.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
I really feel good.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yes, and hopefully he will respect.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Oh, well, of course he does.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
He does.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
So I have a really hard time because everybody says,
you know, relationships are all about compromise, but at the
same time, never settle, And nobody can tell me what
the difference between compromising and settling is. So I think
that I just act like a big ass all the time,
and I'm like, we're gonna do what I want to
do because I'm not settling or compromising.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Look, at the end of the day, Gandhi, if he
wants to have a burger for lunch and you want
to have pancakes for lunch, and he gets his way
and you get a burger for lunch, it really isn't
the end of life. It's but after a while when
he gets to choose every single lunch you have and
you never ever get to say, well, that becomes a problem.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Right, Yes, I agree, and I think everybody should have
their joint home together, and then each of you should
have your own apartments so you can slam a door
and decorate however you want to.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
It works for a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
I think that would be great.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Alex and I were not together every day of the week,
and I still don't get my way.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Yeah, you keep that piano. See if you have your
own place all to yourself, that piano.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Could be in the middle of the room.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
No problem, That piano's not going anywhere. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (49:46):
Sometimes I let Lisa make a decision that I know
is wrong, but I just let her do it just
because that's the way she can see that it's wrong.

Speaker 16 (49:54):
Oh my god, I'm being serious.

Speaker 11 (49:57):
So the other day she wanted to something painted a
certain color and I said that that's not the right color.

Speaker 16 (50:02):
She's like, no, it will be. I'm like, it's not.
She's like I like it. I'm like, okay, I painted.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
It there at that color and guess what, I was right,
it's not the right color. It caused me more work,
But at the same time, I knew that she needed
to see that it wasn't the right color before just
arguing about her why do you.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Do this to us?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
But wait a minute, wait a minute. But on the
other hand, you may have painted it her way and
actually look back and said, okay, this is a nice color.
At least you tried.

Speaker 16 (50:26):
You know, it looked like somebody backed up to it
and just.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Went it was all crapped on new shutters.

Speaker 16 (50:34):
What's that's what it looked like you.

Speaker 17 (50:36):
This is why I don't want to move in with
my girlfriend or anyone ever, because I see what happens
all this stuff. There's oldest resistance. Nobody wants to compromise.
Everyone's set in their ways. I'm setting my ways, so
I like the way I.

Speaker 19 (50:49):
Do things in my place.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 19 (50:51):
And she could do stuff in her place in her
own space.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
If that works for you. Guys, Amen, that went for
one of you, that's good. Probably works for both of them.
We don't know that, Danielle, stop I bet it. You
know what however you do it, you know if you
do it. Okay. So on Reddit they did a question
for married people share the things you miss most about

(51:14):
being single. Oh, I'll give you a few things. Being
where I left.

Speaker 25 (51:19):
Them, not having to consider anyone else but making a decision,
got it, Not having to justify myself to another adult.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
If I'm getting a takeout two days in a row, okay,
not having to share my leftovers, cleaning the way I want,
having a thing about I have a thing about liking
to clean when no one else is around, just because
how I do takes time and has a weird system
to it. But they don't need to be judging just
being alone and being able to do whatever I want.
They missed that. Now they're married, they don't get that anymore.

(51:53):
Sleeping in the middle of the bed like a starfish. Yes. Quiet,
Whenever I want quiet, I have it. I can turn
everything off and have quiet now with a wife and
three kids. No, it's a madhouse. He a person says,
I could. I could go without all the farts, like

(52:13):
we have house. We have a lot of fun in
our house. The excitement at first dating someone you like, well,
that goes away. Oh, sometimes controlling the remote, watching anything
without constant streaming commentary. Traveling alone. I'm miss traveling alone. See,
I love traveling with someone. Money my money. With my money,
I could do whatever I wanted to do with it.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, I don't understand that one either. I have a
lot of questions about the money.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
What are your questions about the money situation.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
So Nate had mentioned something earlier today where he was like, oh,
it's on me, but he's getting married.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
So isn't all that money the same money once.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
You get married? Is there really a separate like my
money and your money? Because that's why I don't want
to believe in marriage, Like my money's my money.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I don't know. I don't know, you know, like if
Alex and I go out for lunch, she'll go, Hey,
I'm buying lunch today, or I am buying lunch. I
don't know. It's just like everyone. Everyone treats their fund differently.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Right.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
My favorite is when I go away on a trip
and Sheldon goes, go ahead, I go go ahead, What
go in your closet and figure out which pair.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I threw out?

Speaker 26 (53:09):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I said, what are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (53:10):
He goes, You're never gonna know. You have so many
damn shoes, you're never gonna know which pair is gone.
I'm like, sweet, gosh, if you touch my shoes you
were in so.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Much that is cruel, psychological. He's just poking the bear
there totally totally, what's that frog?

Speaker 11 (53:27):
There was something in that list that triggered an argument
Lisa and I had on Saturday.

Speaker 16 (53:31):
So it's just how you clean.

Speaker 11 (53:32):
So Lisa doesn't clean the way that I think a
normal person cleans.

Speaker 16 (53:36):
When Lisa decides to.

Speaker 11 (53:37):
Clean the bathrooms, she goes around and puts toilet bowl cleaner,
like the bleached stuff in the toy bowl and just
leaves it for the day and then goes back and
cleans it later, which I think is strange.

Speaker 16 (53:46):
So the other day, I'm.

Speaker 11 (53:48):
Driving home and I had to do I had to
do a number number two ski. So I'm I'm coming,
and you know how we have gp ass that your
button knows when you're getting close to the toilet.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Wow, okay, where's this going.

Speaker 11 (54:00):
I get in the house, I run to the toilet,
I lift up the toilet and there's bleach everywhere.

Speaker 16 (54:06):
So now I've got a time out. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
We're not ready yet.

Speaker 11 (54:09):
I had to clean the bleach and I almost had
an accident, and I told her, I said, you can't
do that anymore. You can't just leave things the bleach
in there, because I'm not gonna sit on that, Like.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Is there a reason to leave bleach in there?

Speaker 16 (54:22):
That's it?

Speaker 11 (54:26):
While it sits there and then she scrubs it. Later,
I'm like, no, no, no, no, just put it in there,
brush it, flush the toilet.

Speaker 16 (54:32):
We're done and it's ready. When I need it.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
To you to clean the toilet. I will do half.
You do the second half.

Speaker 16 (54:38):
They just ask me to do.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
It, and I'll do it. Line two are from Teresa
from Amsterdam. Are you calling it from Amsterdam? Teresa?

Speaker 24 (54:46):
I am Amsterdam, New York. How are you guys?

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Love it Amsterdam, New York. Anyway, you're moving in with
your You're moving in with your boyfriend, so you're just
now you're hearing this conversation and I don't know if
you're freaking out or like, how are you with compromising?

Speaker 24 (55:03):
So I'm fine with compromising. I know he's more stubborn
than I am, which is fine. I'm learning as I go.
But I also learned that because we've been dating for
two years and it's a long distance, so I've learned
as we've been dating what he's okay with and what
I know I'll get away with. And just learning how

(55:26):
each of us are has really helped, because we've learned
where there's compromising and when there's not. So that I
I don't find it a problem.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Good, that's good. God, God bless you let me call me,
call me in a year.

Speaker 24 (55:41):
And definitely, Well, thank you guys so much. I love
listening to you guys.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Thank you, Teresa, have a great day. Well sure it's
all roses here.

Speaker 18 (55:53):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Look, I wouldn't trade it in for anything, but you know, look,
that's a part of it. You're gonna have some moments
you don't agree on things, and that's the moment I
wish I'd never done this, Not at all, not at all?
What scary question?

Speaker 17 (56:08):
Are people who refuse to bend and compromise like bad
people who need to work better at their relationship?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Yes, asking for a little bit?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Why do you never bend or compromise?
It's always your way.

Speaker 19 (56:20):
I just think that my sometimes my decisions are better.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Shifts are all about compromise.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
We all think our ideas are better. Scary.

Speaker 11 (56:31):
I mean, I know some stuff we say off there
is not supposed to be. But I got to repeat
what scary?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I'm sorry I never let him talk go ahead from.

Speaker 11 (56:41):
So Nate asked, scary he's like who makes the decisions,
and scary says well, I always do. Robin doesn't give pushback.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
We just do.

Speaker 11 (56:48):
She lets me do whatever we want to do. I'll say, hey,
this is what we're doing when we go. Nate says, well,
does Robin ever get to make a decision? What happens
then is scary, scary, paused, and goes. I take it
into consideration.

Speaker 17 (57:02):
That she's very, very you know, she'll go along with
pretty much everything.

Speaker 19 (57:06):
She's the most easy going person on earth.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Okay, one save Robin. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Now, if it works, if it works for her, and
maybe it's fine. You know, it's everyone's different. They take things.

Speaker 19 (57:17):
I don't just like throw it down.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
It's it's got to be this way or the way
it sounds like it a little bit.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I just I know the way he talks about it.
He's always like, oh, I don't.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I don't understand how you guys have such pushback in
your relationships all the time.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
These disagreements. I get whatever I want all the time.
We're like, what get out of here?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
We were looking at him like we just saw a
car wreck.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Even as a normal do you have a golden penis?
Or something like? What's going on there?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Something? Some people like that, but some people by the way,
don't answer that scary.

Speaker 11 (57:49):
Some people like Daniel. Some people like not having to
make a decision. Somebody else makes the decisions and they
just go with the flow.

Speaker 16 (57:55):
Some people like that and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
But always I don't know everything. I bet you look,
we know your girlfriend very well. We know her. She
she's a very very smart person. I bet she gets
her way more than you think she does. She may
make you think you get your way a lot, but
I don't know. She's probably like she's the puppet master.

(58:18):
She's manipulating you. It is a great point, but to
make decisions that she will agree with.

Speaker 19 (58:23):
I am an alpha and.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
You are not an alpha that is trying so hard
to save you here.

Speaker 11 (58:35):
I don't need your life raft I'll be fine out
here in this something.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Oh my god, I love I can't even well, you can't.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
You just heard her, an alpha says, no actual alpha ever.

Speaker 17 (58:53):
Podcast comedian Sebastian Man of Scalcom.

Speaker 26 (59:00):
I do a radio tour.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
My neighbors are sawing down their house. It's like it
couldn't have been worse time.

Speaker 12 (59:10):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
There got to be.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Many many adventures in life that actually suck, but you
just need to do them.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah, then you can say they suck.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Example, I mean, okay, I had to get it out
of the way. Child birth. Yeah, Danielle tell me that.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Well, to be honest, the first child wasn't as bad
as the second child. The second child, Oh my gosh,
I'm supposed to be easier the second time.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Who damn While you were pushing him out, did you
say to yourself never over?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
I mean, I asked to go home, and I said
I don't think he's ready.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
I think we should just go and said.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
No, no, he's ready, and I go, no, no, I
really he's not ready. We should just go because it
just as we should go. And the doctor said no, no,
you need to stay, and I was forced to stay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
So that's one of those things in life that you
just say no, no, no, no, not for me. Okay, I'll
give you one. And this may be unpopular, something you
have to do at least once, and then it sucks
so bad for you don't want to do it again
a corn maze. Don't ever ask me to go to
a corn man Oh right, you know what, And I
want you to like it. I want you to be you, Froggy.

(01:00:34):
It's just I don't want to be stuck in a
corn maze and trying to find my way out with
people who are panicking because we can't find our way.
It's like, no, I'll hold the purse and stay at
the wit at the door.

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
They had to send in people to find us in
the corn maze.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
My family is.

Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
Like, we got so lost and it got so dark
that they had to send in people too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Why do you want to do that treat us? Why
do you want to go through that? Yes for Froggy.

Speaker 11 (01:00:57):
Why somebody talks me into running a half marrig I
found one time it was the worst experience of my life.

Speaker 16 (01:01:02):
Never ever do it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:03):
Do not let anybody talk you into running anything for
thirteen or twenty six or high ever many miles.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
It is don't do it. No, okay, all right, now
this may be a bit bougie, but I'll tell you now,
never ever go for a ride on a snowmobile.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Oh oh, no way. Snowmobils are fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Well, Okay, we had a bad experience. I'll never do
it again.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Did you fly off?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
No? No, I was behind Uncle Johnny. Oh oh no.
There was a whole line of us going up the
trail on a mountain, snow packed mountain, and Uncle Johnny
was like it was like it was like bumps and
he had to pull over, and I'm handing a Hawaiid attack.
I'm heavy. I swear to God, I'm having a hawaid attack.
I'm like, no, you're not shorty. Therefore that that bad

(01:01:52):
experience was so bad, I'll never do it again. So
backstage at a concert, do it once. That's it.

Speaker 17 (01:01:58):
Yeah, scary water rafting during peak that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Was so fun?

Speaker 17 (01:02:04):
No fun, but not not at the top of the
whateverver I was.

Speaker 19 (01:02:08):
I was in New Mexico, I was in house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yes, what was it? The Mississippi River? What river is that?
Just what happened? Scary? It was so wild and crazy.

Speaker 17 (01:02:18):
I got my ass hit hit rocks so many times
the tube.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
I almost fell out three times.

Speaker 19 (01:02:24):
I lost my sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Do not go white? What are rafting during peak? Seas? Okay?
What else? What else? Think about it? Textas now at
fifty five one hundred. What else sucks, but you just
need to do it once. You know, who is it
in your family? Gandhi. They don't like the beach.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Oh, my sister hates the beach.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
She says, once is all you need because sand is disgusting,
and so are all the creatures in the water who
poop and do god knows what else.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
She's like, just give me a pool near a beach,
and I'm good. She's just tell you beach over.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I know, I like walking on the beach, but I'd
rather lounge by the pool. I'm kind of with her
on that. Let's see line twenty four. Alexis, hey, alexis,
good morning. You tried it once and you're like, no,
that sucks, never again. What was it?

Speaker 21 (01:03:10):
It was a foam race party.

Speaker 14 (01:03:12):
I went to it in college, so my friend promised
me it was gonna be so much fun. She went
to one before, she said the foam sprinkled from the ceiling.
We went there and they didn't have it from the ceiling.
It was in these huge guns and they would shoot
it into your face and you couldn't breathe. There are
times I had to run out of all the crowd
and like wipe it off.

Speaker 22 (01:03:29):
My face.

Speaker 14 (01:03:30):
I really thought I was gonna die.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
You started inhaling the foam, You're like.

Speaker 24 (01:03:35):
Oh god, Hailey, and then it's all over your hands.

Speaker 14 (01:03:38):
So when you try to wipe it with your hands,
you're getting more foam on your face.

Speaker 21 (01:03:42):
It was an experience for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yeap, Hey Daniels, what happened? What happened to Scottie Bee's wife?

Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
So we've all been to you know, phone parties together
and everything and had a great time. But for some reason,
every time we go to one, Scottie Bee's wife gets
pink eye and she what.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
She gets think, and she always blames the phone party.
She's it was a phone party. I gotta blame the
own party to be outlawed. Just in general, this shill
never exist. They get your clothes dirty, your hair is sticky.
God knows what liquid is in there?

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
Know what.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I think? I think we're all except for Scary He
loves a phone party as long as it's in a
pool at the w Hotel. We love you, Alexis. Thanks,
thanks for listening to us, and have a great day.
Stay away from phone parties. Okay? Uh Line two? Avery, Hey, Avery,
how you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
Hey? What's going on? Brother one? Of your New York
black listeners out here in Queens. I love your guess.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Hey, oh good yay, look we love it. We love it.
You're listening and Avery, you tried it once and you'll
never do it again because it sucked. What was it?

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Oh my god, skydiving. I can't seriously, everyone said, oh, yeah,
I know skydiving. I'm like, no, no, no. The one
time I did it, it was like thanks, check your
for a birthday event, as if my friends wanted to
do that and listen. On the way down, my ears

(01:05:08):
popped so badly thought my ear drums left my ears
and online to the ground. I was like, before you
went up, it's like it's an airfield, right, so it's
everything's loud. Right before we went up, right, you had
like all the planes going kind of lout me and stuff.
When I fell back down down on the ground, that
same loudest move there, but I felt like everything was whispering.

(01:05:30):
I was like my dad was seriously, and I thought
my ears was week like they were not, Thank god
they were not. But it was like, oh my god,
never again had to do with this. I hate my friends.
I can't do this anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I think I know they did that because they hate you. Avery.
I think that you have successfully talked us all out
of skydiving.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
I've always wanted to go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
I want to do it. I still want to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Okay, you know he's not you, Karen, Karen, but watch
the merrors. I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I like it. You're saying that, Avery. Avery's like, oh,
you can't. Go ahead, go on.

Speaker 13 (01:06:12):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
All right, Avery man, thanks for listening to us. You
go have a great day to day.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Okay, you too, brother, thank you? Thanks? Good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
All right, let's stay out of those airplanes. Let's not
jump out of them. Yeah, GONDI you what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
I went skydiving and I thought it was one of
the greatest experiences of my life. Danielle, so I think
you should still do it. I didn't have ear problems.
You obviously can if they don't do things the right
way or you have your own issues.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
But I had a blast.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
It was the best experience. I would do it again
in a heartbeat. Do it, daniel do it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
I want to look at all these text messages, so
many things you think you should do once and you
do it, and it sucks. This person says Disney's Tower
of Terror wrote it once, never again. I love the tower.
That's right. Here's another one. I thought for a training
class it would be a good time for me to
experience being pepper sprayed. Don't do it. Okay, another let

(01:07:03):
me go down this list. I never go to Disney
World at Christmas time. It's the worst ever. Well, I
don't know, this year may be good. Oh, here's one.
Never ever break your spine. Okay, okay, I believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Never jet ski and shark infested waters in the Caribbean. Okay.
Finally we go talk to Tommy. Tommy, Uh, you do
it once and it sucks so bad for you, you'll
never do it again. Tommy. What is that.

Speaker 21 (01:07:35):
Are you trying to talk to Tammy?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Oh Tammy? Yes, look a looks like an oh sorry
about that? So okay, Tammy. You did it once and
you'll never do it again because for you it sucked.
What's that?

Speaker 21 (01:07:50):
I feel so bad saying this to you guys. But
New Year's Eve in New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
It looks I agree.

Speaker 11 (01:07:58):
He No, you're right.

Speaker 16 (01:08:00):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
No, you're you're right. Yeah it does.

Speaker 22 (01:08:06):
Yeah, we didn't.

Speaker 21 (01:08:08):
Even it was horrible. We stood in the same place
for seven hours. If there was a ball there, I
never saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
You see, people, do you think.

Speaker 21 (01:08:22):
All we heard was the people staving around us for
seven hours.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
And you couldn't go pee or anything. I'll tell you
here's here's how we look at at New York. A
lot of New Yorkers do love that. By the way,
in Times Square from Year's Eve, you are merely a
prop for the ABC cameras for Ryan Seacrest. If you're
in Times Square for New Year's Eve, they want you.
They're just to make it look fun next time. Just
watching on the TV, because believe me, I would never

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get near Times Square, especially New York Cheers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Don't go to New York on New Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
We stay so we totally get your pain. We feel
you're pain. Tammy. It's all good.

Speaker 21 (01:09:02):
But I'm still good that I can brag about it
because everybody sees it on TV thinks they want to
be there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Well, yeah, you got it out of your system. It's
off the list, all right, Tammy. You stay safe and
you just this New Year's Eve, just hide under the
bed like the rest of us. Okay, Thank you you too.
I love the text that came in. Something you should
try once, but it sucks. Should never want to do
it again. Guys with large wieners, I don't know that's
a subective thing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
I wait, so Scary put that in our group text message,
and I thought I thought he meant large wieners. So
I write back, Scary, how many large wieners have you had?

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Why did you say that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Like that was the weirdest comment I know. But never
to be surprised coming from him.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Here's one. Never have a threesome with your wife's gay
best friend. Okay, good lord, gotcha. Here's one Area code
eight four five. Would never go to the New York
City tree lighting ever again. I was almost punch I
almost punched a woman with a stroller in the face. Okay,
and I agree. You go to the Christmas tree lighting

(01:10:08):
at Rockefeller Center one time and that is enough. The
other one, never do it again. A Brazilian wax. I
paid to be assaulted. I swelled up like a peach.
Never again.

Speaker 16 (01:10:23):
You see this one Airy code ninety three to one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I was zip planning.

Speaker 16 (01:10:26):
My parts got hung in the harness.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I had a big bruise in swelling.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Zip planning so exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
I love it. Yeah, unless you get your parts stuck
in the harness and they swell. A friend of mine's
dating someone who's actually their friends. They're sort of dating,
living a very secret double life. They were out having brunch.
Someone walked up and said, I love you. I watch
you all the time. May I have your autograph? And

(01:10:54):
she looked flustered and then signed it walked away, and
he's like, well, what's that all about? Oh yeah, yes, huge,
I mean obviously doing very well. He always kind of
wondered how she could afford all these vacations because apparently
she's in a job that doesn't pay a lot, but
only fans is paying the bills. But a fan walked

(01:11:16):
up during brunch and asked for the autograph.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Only fans of them. How long have they been dating?

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
They're friends and I don't know, like a year. They've
known each other for a year.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
They call it's a long time to live a double life.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
They sort of worked together. But my question is this,
who do you know that has a double life going on?
Maybe maybe you do. I would like for some of
them to be exposed on our show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Like secret agents and private investigators, military people. They have
all kinds of stuff going on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
This is this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 12 (01:11:49):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 19 (01:11:52):
Hi, Jay, Well, how are y'all doing this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
We're doing? Okay? Not your real name, I'm assuming, yeah,
no real name I for obvious reasons. Okay, So Jay
works in education, but you also have an OnlyFans page?
Going right?

Speaker 16 (01:12:11):
I do how do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
How do you do over there? I do pretty okay.
I don't wait much.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
I like I make like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Two hundred a month from it. Not enough, but like
that two hundred a months goes towards fun stuff like
eating out. Uh yeah, stuff like that. Okay, all right,
I'm with you. Oh we've got questions, yes, uh gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Okay, I have two questions. One, what is your subscription fee?
How much do people have to pay to watch you?

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
About ten dollars a month, which is pretty fair?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
Okay, say fair because twenty five dollars is with a
yazlia okay.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
And then what do you give them for the twenty
five dollars a month?

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
The people send in requests sometimes sometimes I'll just kind
of do stuff I don't want to go to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Okay, but we understand.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
I just kind of take requests and sometimes I'll just
come up with stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Okay, So I want to make this more about the
secret life thing. How many people in your life other
than ten million right this moment? I mean, how many
people in your personal life know that you have an
only fans thing going? So I ended up telling my
mom one time, and she's just like, oh, okay, well,
well hold on back back the truck up right. You

(01:13:21):
told your mom? It just kind of came up in
conversation somehow. I don't remember did.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
You tell your mom, oh, I have an only fans account?
Or did you tell your mom what it's about? Because
if I said to my mom have an only fans account,
she'd have the same reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Oh that's great, Dane.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
You wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Yeah, does she know what's going on on only fans?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
She she just says I have one, and she has
like a vague idea of what it is. Okay, we'll
keep it back. So you're other than that. Your mom
is the only one you've said something to about mm hmm, Okay,
there you go. I just love, by the way, no
matter what you're doing, as long as it's not illegal
or you're hurting someone. Having a secret life is fascinating

(01:14:02):
and I'm all.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
For it absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
So when it comes down to this, could you get
in trouble at school if people found out it was you?

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Is your face in these videos?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
I did show my faith sometimes, and yes I could
get in trouble, but I hope not. I don't foresee
it happening. Yeah, yeah, all right, well wear a mask. Yeah,
ski masks. There's something kind of sexy about ski masks.
It's so dangerous it is.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
I know we're saying like, oh, it's cool to have
this secret life, but if I found out that my
husband had a secret life or an only visitor.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
I could not be too happy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I see that. I'm buying into that absolutely. All right, Well, Jay,
thanks for sharing with us investment. I think you should. Uh,
I don't charge more? Get some more, get some more traction.
You des are more than two hundred a month in there.
I guess you'll have a nice da Okay, you two
taste take it easy. Is he sitting there right now
going what did I just do?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yeah? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Well, but having a secret life, it doesn't have to
be an OnlyFans thing you could have a secret job.
It's you just don't. You don't want anyone to know
about it. It doesn't mean it's a bad thing, but I
just I've always been a fan of having your secret
room within your life that only you have a key to.

(01:15:22):
And I'm not talking about murdering people and stashing them
under the house, Nate, I'm not. I'm not saying that
or hurting anyone. But isn't it nice to have secrets
that are just yours? And as a mom and a
wife as you are, Danielle, it's hard for you to
have any secrets. Yeah, you've given up. Well, I don't know.

(01:15:45):
I think it'd be nice to go home at the
end of the day and go, you know what, I
did this today. It was for me, not for anyone else.
No one knows about it, and I feel great about it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
I feel like my biggest thing is like, if I
sneak a box into the house that my husband doesn't
know about.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
That's your secret new Parashoes. Okay, Danielle, I think that's
really along the same lines is having a secret life.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
But the problem is that he'll go when to get
those like he knows everything, like. I don't understand how
he knows what they all look like. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
I don't understand anyway. I think part of liking yourself
is having things that are just for you. Yeah, and
I'm sure that is very challenging when you're a mom.
Oh yeah right, you know, because you want to do
everything for your kids.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Think that about like Banksy all the time. Banksy just
does all this cool stuff and has like the coolest
art ever. Nobody really knows who Banksy is or what
they're doing. That person just goes about their life every
day and no one knows and so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
See I love that too. Yeah. Anyway, so today, have
that secret life as long as you're not hurting anyone,
it's just for you, something just for you. I think
that's so important.

Speaker 12 (01:16:56):
In the Morning show, now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Uh, do you know the history behind the Hollywood sign
in Hollywood?

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I actually knew this, but I will now read what
sits before me. It was originally built in nineteen twenty three,
but it read Hollywood Land. It had an LA and
D on the end. It was simply done by a
real estate company, a realtor, a property developer who wanted
to promote a property development called Hollywood Land.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
WOWR so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
The land eventually fell off and the original sign was
just replaced with just Hollywood back in the seventies I think.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
And wasn't the structure not really great at first? And
then they put like the steel structure up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
There that I don't know, but I do know that
we did break in and we went up the hill
and we hung out, you know, under the age. Really
a lot of people you can do that, and a
lot of people go up there and take pictures, but
then you know it's it's private property, I think or whatever.
I don't know, huh. Anyway, So when they ripped down
the original Hollywood Land sign, Hugh Hefner through a benefit

(01:18:04):
party at the Playboy mansion at the time and auctioned
off the original letters for thirty five thousand dollars a letter.
So the h O, L, L, Y, wod L, A
and D all those letters went from thirty five grand
apiece and they're out there in people's homes in private collections.
There you go, Hollywood Hollywood Land.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Who knew, Nate who? I'm reading about it right now?
It's incredible. Andy Williams bought the W he did. Yeah,
how about that? Alice Cooper bought the O. Who would
have thought probably Brothers Records bought the other? Oh, well,
I guess the third. Oh are you gonna go through

(01:18:46):
the whole thing? No, because you don't know half of
these people. Hey, Gandhi sent me this piece? God, where'd
you find this? Is this from medium?

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Uh? No?

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
I actually found it on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
I love it. It's if you're in your twenties or thirty,
read these twenty seven sentences to put yourself ahead of
ninety nine percent of people your age ready to go.
I'm nowhere near twenties and thirties, But I think we
can all kind of just investigate, shall we?

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Number one, ideas mean nothing, zero zilch. Execution is the
only thing that matters. It's not what you thought about doing.
It's about what you did. How many times have you
thought of a great idea and it just evaporates in
thin air?

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
So many times, even when it comes to just you know,
like for example, a podcast, I always say I'm gonna
do it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
Had I just started doing it when I said I
wanted to, it would be multiple episodes in but I
get paralyzed thinking about things and I never execute.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
You know what, I was a kid. I was in
high school when I came up with the brilliant idea
of doing pet insurance. Yes, what happened there?

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Oh my gosh, I wanted to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
I've wanted to open a boutique, a children's entertainment company
a million times.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Have I done it yet?

Speaker 10 (01:19:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
I just talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Look, we all need to dream. Dreaming is great, but
if you don't follow through and move them into action,
your dreams eve operate number two. I thought this was interesting.
It kills your energy, It numbs your ability to feel.
It's a life killer. We're talking about watching porn.

Speaker 14 (01:20:15):
Woo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Well, I think that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Now, what's up with that? They believe that watching porn
is just a waste of time. It rewires how you
feel about sex and intimacy. What else?

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
I mean I I have read that there are studies
done on the brain while watching porn that shows how
differently your brain is reacting to things, and it just
takes away so much joy and pleasure.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
From other things that you do in your life.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Because it's almost like this overload of feelings and emotions
that you wouldn't normally have if you weren't watching that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Wow. Any porn addicts out there who want to give
us a rebuttald, you.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Know, none of the guys on the show are saying
a damn meal. I know Froggy's not even at his microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Right now, he's down the hole watching porn.

Speaker 14 (01:20:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Let's see. Never let anyone get comfortable with disrespecting you.
You know you can let someone walk all over you
and treat you like dirt and steal from you and
take advantage of you. Don't let that be the norm.
Number four, Be selfish with your time.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
Yes, yes, that's a big one. I mean time is
the one commodity we never get back. You will get
back money, you won't get back your time, so don't
waste it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Yeah, it's true. Time is fleeting and you'll never get
it back. You're absolutely right. Time's all we have. Really,
if you think about it, share your progress, not your goals.
You'll always be motivated. Now, how many times have you
said you know what, I'm gonna lose weight and you
announce it to the world. Guess what, I'm gonna lose weight?

(01:21:49):
Do you Nope, do you work out? I'm gonna go
work out. Why are you telling them once you tell yourself?

Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
I feel sometimes people do it because that makes them
hold themselves accountable.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Could be there is nothing better than being held accountable.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Yeah, If that's the case, you need to go pay
that gym or that that trainer a lot of money.
Any other thoughts on share your progress not your goals.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
I think sometimes when you share your goal before you've
actually started to work on it, it gives a lot
of other people chance and opportunity to jump in and
kind of knock you off your track. Not that they
would do it intentionally, but when somebody thinks that you're
working on something, people want to give you advice. They
want to tell you what you should and shouldn't do,
And you might have a plan already that you should
just execute and watch the progress from there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Have you guys noticed a lot lately advice from really
smart people is keep your stuff to yourself. Yeah, stop
sharing so much, which is hard for us to do
because our show is basically based on us sharing. But
there's got to be a lot of things that we
do not share. They're saying, stop sharing, So much. Every
second you spend comparing your life to someone else's is

(01:22:59):
the second spent wasting yours. Stop comparing, create your own
definition of success instead.

Speaker 8 (01:23:05):
Oh my gosh, everybody is different and everybody's journey is different,
and that's what makes this world go round and makes
it special. So don't do what everybody else does or
compare yourself, because you're just going to drive yourself nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Next, smile, smile, often smile so much. Others think you
exist in a world of optimism and positivity, because you do.
If you're not swimming in the negative, swim with the positive.
It's there. You grow rich when you seek new experiences,
not material things. Yeah, you can ask anyone who's done
very well financially or success at whatever. They are successful

(01:23:43):
not through the things they've acquired, but the things that
they've experienced.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Right, And when you think back on your life and
some of the best memories, I think most of those
memories are centered around the people you were with and
the time you were having rather than the fact that
you were spending a ton of money doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
People are complaining on the text we're ruining porn. Just
understand porn. You know, if you use porn for the
wrong reasons, then porn has porn has taken you over? Yeah,
my favorite number nine. Learn to say no. Yep, respect
your time and your energy. Don't be so nice that
you yes man yourself into not having space or time

(01:24:24):
for yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
It took me a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah, you know what, you eventually learned the power of
the word no. The word no is so freeing, it's
so fabulous. There's a difference between being patient and wasting
your time. Explain that, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yes, I mean you can be patient with somebody and
know that they move at a different pace than you do,
and if you're waiting for an outcome, you can wait
for them to move at their pace. But if it's
something that's never going to happen, if you're waiting for
somebody to change, and we know that people for the
most part don't change a ton at their core, then
you're wasting your time waiting for someone to change when
you could then change yourself around them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Amen. You spend your entire life inside of your head,
so make inside of your head a nice place to be.
Mm hmm, I God, the voice in your head, how
many of us have a voice in our head.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
That's sometimes multiples for me.

Speaker 8 (01:25:14):
And that's why I think taking care of your mental
state is so important, and so many people ignore it
or think it's, oh, not a big deal. It is
so much a big deal, and we all need to
take care of that.

Speaker 11 (01:25:25):
Oh, because we talk to ourselves worse than we would
ever let somebody else talk to us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
I've actually found myself doing something that helps me. I'll
be thinking about, like an inner dialogue about someone I'm
mad at or something I'm pissed off at that I
can't control, and then I stop and go, wait, a minute,
why are you thinking this right now? It's getting you nowhere.
You really do have to stop yourself and kind of
trip over your own curb. We were like, whoa, why

(01:25:52):
am I in this this? Why am I swimming in
this negativity in my head right now? What good is
it doing anyone? Then you move on, Oh us.

Speaker 11 (01:26:00):
Do you ever go over conversations you're going to have
with somebody or the way you think a conversation will go,
like when you're in the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Shower, Yes, and you know what, you can control that.

Speaker 16 (01:26:09):
Yeah, but it never goes the way that it went
in the shower.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
For some exactly because the shower for the shower is
a wonderful safe place. If you can't find a good person,
be one that In today's digital first world, the greatest
skill you can leverage is the power of focused attention,
and the way to build it is through daily meditation,
turning things off and being aware.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Yes, you're working on that right now, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Yeah, pretty much trying. It's it's a struggle, believe me. Yeah,
you have to believe. By the way, a lot of
people wait until they're going through turmoil to start thinking.
I gotta start meditating, I need to spend some time
with nature. You should be doing that anyway, so you're
prepared for when the when the storm hits. I learned
that the hard way several times. You have to believe

(01:26:56):
in yourself before anyone else does. That's the cornerstone upon
which real confidence is built. Hell, yes, stay curious, question everything.
If you want something asked for it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
That's a huge one.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
I think that if you want something asked for it
is a really big problem with a lot of people
where they'll say, I wish I had a better relationship
with so and so, I wish I could do this. Well,
you can you just have to walk down that path?

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
It's right there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
You want to talk to somebody, ask to talk to them,
Start talking to somebody that you miss. I mean, it's
pretty simple, but I understand it's scary and people need
that push to go down that path.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
The life you experience is simply a reflection of your mindset.
How true, whatever you see going on in the world,
it is what it is because you think it. It's
that right? Is that too and weird for people?

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
I mean whether that I know it's so cliche, but
whether you think you can or you think you can't,
you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
It's so true. You can get in your own way,
or you can be your biggest fan.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
A lot of people are saying these days also that
forming habits is the best way to control your life,
and therefore consistency is more important than intensity, being consistent,
thinking ways, thinking things through consistently the same way. You
don't only live once, you live multiple times within one.
How many lives have you had so far?

Speaker 13 (01:28:13):
Who?

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
So many?

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
And I learn a lot from each one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
It's great master your emotions. A calm mind can handle
every storm. Well, let's work on that one.

Speaker 11 (01:28:23):
Elvis and the other day it says I can't control
what happens to me, but I can't control how I
react to it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Aimen, Yes, don't be lazy, do the work. You won't
grow from easy ever, Right, You never lose if you
never quit. There's a big difference between people who are
smart and people who get good grades.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Money comes and money goes in life, but time only
moves in one direction. Well, time is you know, I
see a theme here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Time whenever promise tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (01:28:58):
We always say that exactly, especially nowadays. You look around
how this world is and how crazy it is. It's
like we all need to live like today's our last day.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
When you're hit with the reality of mortality, the fact
that you are going to leave eventually, you your life
is temporary, right, it will end Yep, people don't remember that.
So what do you do before it ends? It could
end today, it could end in one hundred years. What
are you doing between now and then? Keep your standards high.

(01:29:28):
Don't settle for something because it's available.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
Yes, I think that has to do with so much
more than you know jobs. I mean it has to
do with jobs too, But I know so many people
who are so afraid to be alone that they settle
for relationships that make them feel worse than being alone
and make them do things that they wouldn't normally do
with their life, when there is actually joy and beauty
in being by yourself and discovering who you are as

(01:29:52):
a person on your own. So don't settle for anything
you don't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Who's guilty of that? Anyone here? Guilty of that? I am.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
I've done it. I've done it before.

Speaker 8 (01:29:59):
For would they hold on to a relationship until they
have someone else in the waiting area because they can't
be by themselves, And then they're like, Okay, I get
rid of you now because I have somebody new.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Never expect to get back what you give, or you'll
always been disappointed. That is so true. We talked about
this the other day. Life is not. You don't have
scorecards with your friends and people you work with, like, well,
they did this, I owe them that, I did this.
They owe me that.

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
No, my mom tells me this all the time. She's like,
they're not going to act the way you want them
to act, So just do you and do what you
think is the right thing to do, so that you
can live peacefully with yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Right finally, almost finally, accept people for who they are
and not what you want them to be. Don't guilty
that too, I'm sure And finally, and this is what
I've been preaching on the show, and you guys kind
of fight me on it. The best revenge is no revenge,
forget they exist. Yeah, gandhi, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Know it's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
That's a tough one because revenge, I believe, is a
dish best served cold and a glorious day that but
you're probably right, really, at the end of the day,
the best revenge is for you to live a good life,
and that probably involves letting go of that nastiness and
anger as.

Speaker 11 (01:31:08):
Long as the revenge doesn't consume you, like if you're
just not consuming you and really just serve that little
dish and walk.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
The other way. And sometimes it does give you a
little bit of a pup in your step.

Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
And no, guys, I've had some friends tell me some
things lately and I'm like, I don't know how you're
just walking away.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Let me just the whole fact that revenge exists sucks.
There should be no revenge. Let it go, move on.
It happened. They're in the whatever they did, you think
you need revenge, it's in the rear view mirror. It's done,
it's gone.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
Yeah, but then they think they got away with it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Who cares what they think? No, no, no, it's not funny.
I'm not trying to be funny. Who cares what they think?
Why are we caring what they think? That's my point.

Speaker 8 (01:31:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Well, stop, does it matter if they did something stupid? Okay,
screw them goodbye with the word no. No, I will
not your friend. I will not let you inhabit my head.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Is it okay for us to just believe in karma
then and wait for the karma to come and take
over whatever should be happening.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Well, you can believe in karma, but karma you have
nothing to do with another person's karma. That's their karma.
So if you're sitting there wishing for some bad karma
to hit someone because they you know, they did a
hit and run in your car, it does you no good.
Karma is gonna do what kara is gonna do. It's
like trying to control the weather. Karma is the weather.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
Is it?

Speaker 16 (01:32:30):
If I sit around and wait for Karma is that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
I don't know. You know, I'm done with you.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Kara.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Karma always does her things.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
She is a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Sometimes she's a slow acting bitch, but she's a bitch.
She always comes around every time exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
But Karma is like mother nature. You cannot control Karma. Carmo,
Karma is go going to sweep that floor when Karma
is ready.

Speaker 17 (01:32:50):
You know what's scary, the one about expecting not to
get back what you give. Yes, So everybody that keeps
a journal of when they have a wedding and what
people gave them and you get because what you give them.

Speaker 19 (01:33:02):
And return and going back and forth, you shouldn't expect that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Maybe you should throw the journal away, as I've been
telling you guys that I know, because you have scary
You go to a wedding and if they don't serve
like really good food, he gives them a smaller check.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
He bring he brings the blank check with him, He
fills it out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
The things about okay, okay, you know what I'm saying.
I'm just saying, let it. If you let it go,
it's kind of freeing. Look, let me tell you something.
Ninety percent of these things on this thing I need
to work with. I'm not sitting here in preaching.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
I think everybody does anyway.

Speaker 19 (01:33:35):
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Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Our Lives Suck. I'll tell you why Mark and Alex
are driving in Iceland and calling us listening to our show. Hey, Mark,
how are you?

Speaker 10 (01:34:13):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (01:34:13):
Doing well?

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
So you and Alex?

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Wait, hold on, who's Alex?

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
Alex is his partner?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Oh partner you were in a law firm.

Speaker 20 (01:34:28):
Hello, lady, not kind of partner.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Because Alex is my husband. I don't mind saying it,
but you guys aren't married yet.

Speaker 20 (01:34:38):
No, gave my mom kidney?

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
Wait? Hold on, hold on, Oh my gosh, we have
so much to talk about. Story show your your your boyfriend,
Alex gave your mom his kidney?

Speaker 20 (01:34:52):
Yeah, just after a few months of knowing him.

Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
Oh my gosh, I love that amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
I love it when guys they exchange organs. Okay, so wait,
hold on, hold on. Why are you in Iceland? By
the way, we'll be there in a few months. But anyway,
go ahead. Why are you in Iceland? What's going on
over there?

Speaker 20 (01:35:11):
We just wanted to take our first step of Europe together.
We're just celebrating a year knowing each other.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Oh my gosh, that's so nice each other for a year.

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Let's go to Iceland and let me give your mom
my kidney.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
And in the meantime, I'm gonna give your mom my kidney.
Damn gosh. I love that. Well, you still have another one, right,
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:35:36):
But this just makes you see that there are such
nice people in this world, you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
What you gay guys in Iceland have given moms their
kidneys and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
So sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
I'm my heart's just beating a little extra fast for you, guys.
So where are you in Iceland? Are you in Reykiavic?
We're now we are driving and on our way to me,
which is another town about.

Speaker 20 (01:36:04):
Like three and a half hours three hours.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Oh my gosh, it's so beautiful. We're gonna be there,
you know Norwegian Cruise Line and say, you know, we
own ships and stuff. We're launching our ship in Reykuvik
in a couple of months. What name are you driving
on the Ring of Fire? That's a road?

Speaker 20 (01:36:21):
Are listening to one hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I love that? I love it. You go all the
way to Iceland to get away and you keep listening
to Zee you one hundreds? You really should like turn
us off and just have a day. I encourage you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
You never go a day without one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
You guys are too cute.

Speaker 8 (01:36:40):
Look don't you think it's kind of weird that there's
a Ring of Fire road in Iceland?

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Wouldn't it melt?

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Look? I want you guys to have a wonderful time.
Froggy has a question.

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
Yes, Frog, No, Actually, there's a phallological museum the Garrett
to send me in Iceland and everything is very phallic.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Have you guys been?

Speaker 11 (01:36:58):
I think Danielle and I want to go, but we'll
lack like we're.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
There's a museum of things phallic? Yes, Oh my god,
him there.

Speaker 20 (01:37:06):
He decided to skip it because all of the animal
stallases were not white what we were looking for.

Speaker 8 (01:37:15):
What are you saying all of the animals somethings were
not what he was looking for?

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
Yeah, the pallasies.

Speaker 20 (01:37:21):
Yeah, so at the museum it's all different kinds of
animal parts.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
From Froggy spelled the word phelological.

Speaker 16 (01:37:28):
Okay, it is p h A.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
L l O O l O g I c A
L L phelological. Well, look, you guys have a great time.

Speaker 20 (01:37:40):
The horse park, the whale parks and every kind of
ballcal part you know, every different animal at the museum.

Speaker 8 (01:37:47):
If you go to the Iowa State Fair, you can
see lots of good parts of animals. They're crazy, the
balls of theological.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well we should go to this museum
and we're nice. I'm ready, let's I'll go you. Hey,
you guys have a great time, Mark Alex. It's so great.
It's so great hearing from you. Enjoy your day, turn
us off, go have a vacation. Would you you're a
part of our By the way, just to let you know,
I was just looking this up while you were talking.

(01:38:17):
Blue whale penises range between eight and ten feet long
and a foot long in diameter.

Speaker 27 (01:38:25):
Each trying each of his if it's testies along can
weigh one hundred and fifty pounds.

Speaker 16 (01:38:38):
Oh my god, Els, you know there's no way to me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
You and Danielle can go to this museum. Check us out.
In five minutes, I'm going to Pelowlogical Musicum, I'm going
by alex Mark. You guys have a great day. Thanks
for listening to us, Thank you, bye, take care by Wow,
my god, I wish I was with them. How fun.
That's awesome driving on Iceland. Yeah, we didn't drive three
and a half hours to go to the Phellological Museum.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
It is summertime, the long days of summer. Of course,
the older you get, the faster they go. But we're
any of you ever grounded for an entire summer over
something stupid you did?

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
I was kind of house arrested for three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Gondhy surprise. You mean how kind of house arrested? Well,
house arrest? Was it like the law? I mean the
police department.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Yeah, it was a combination of the police and my parents.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Oh, oh, do we need to hear this? I think
we do.

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
It was in fourth grade and fourth grade, yeah, and
I did something stupid and I shoplifted and I got
busted at J. C. Penny and we we tried to
take a lot of stuff. So it crossed the line
of like misdemeanor into what would have been a felony
based on the dollar amount. So when I went to
the whatever court thing it was when I was a kid,

(01:40:00):
they said, Okay, this is what we're gonna do. We're
not gonna punish you too badly, but you cannot leave
your house for two weeks. My parents asked it to
be three, and then I had to do it. Yeah,
and then I had to do a couple of weekends
where I went to this like juvie facility and you
had to sit through some classes with like the other
bad kids.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
Yeah, my parents are probably not happy I'm talking about this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
So flip around channels and you see maybe a reality
show about a Juvie facility or whatever, and you have
to remind yourself. Wait, I can't pass judgment on them.
I had to do the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
Oh totally. And they'll remind me of it too. I
don't know why you're laughing, and that was you. I'm like,
oh man, I'm sorry. And then I couldn't go to
any parties. I had to tell people why. My parents
would never just let me say I can't go. They
would say, tell them why you can't go.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
I'm like, oh, damn, well, so you couldn't leave the
house or could you go to school or no it
was summertime.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Yeah, I couldn't leave the house.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
And my dad made me do homework, which you made
me do anyway, but he gave me extra stuff. Man,
it was terrible. Don't shop lit from jaz Penny, don't
shop from anyway, don't do it from anywhere decision du duly.

Speaker 11 (01:41:04):
Noted, Yeah, Frog, that was the worst. As a kid,
my dad would always make me tell like my friends.
I'd get in trouble, which is pretty regular, and kids
would come knock on the door and I would open
the door and be like, yeah, I can't come out
right now, and my dad would.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Go tell him why.

Speaker 11 (01:41:21):
I'm like, I don't want to tell him why, and
he if you don't, I'm gonna he would come to
the door and tell them why. I'm like, why why
can't I just say I can't come out right now?
And why do I have to be humiliated in front
of my friends?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Because he wanted you to understand you Gandi, to understand
why this was happening. There was a reason. Wasn't kids
any reason? It's well, I don't know. He did may yeah,
I did, maybe for Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
It was embarrassing, it was horrible. I was a little
shoplifter and I did tell all my friends I was
a little shoplifter.

Speaker 11 (01:41:48):
Was so stupid, Tell your friends you're a thief and.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
Wow, LIVEE twenty is Lisa? Uh, Lisa, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:42:01):
Hi?

Speaker 26 (01:42:01):
Elvis and everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
How are you mind?

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
We're doing well? Okay, So what happened? You were fourteen
years old? And what did you do?

Speaker 26 (01:42:09):
I took my parents' car out. They had just gotten new,
a Suzoo Trooper, and I really really wanted to drive
it so badly, so I had taken it out on
back to school night when everybody was out of the house,
and I kept taking it help for a year And
it wasn't until I turned fourteen in the summer and

(01:42:30):
my mom caught me and was pissed.

Speaker 22 (01:42:33):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
What did they do?

Speaker 26 (01:42:37):
Oh? My dad gave me a beating right on the
front mon when he got home, and uh, yeah, I
was grounded for the rest of the summer, and my
best friend was grounded.

Speaker 18 (01:42:48):
Sort of too, just because.

Speaker 26 (01:42:49):
She and I hung out all the time. So grounded
for the summer, and uh yeah it was. It was
not the best decision, but we still talk about it
to this day.

Speaker 6 (01:43:00):
Wow over it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
When I snuck out with the car when I was
a kid, Uh, my parents had to come get me
because the car didn't start. And you know what, I
didn't get a beating on the front yard. I didn't
get grounded. They said nothing to me that it was.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
That's the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Oh yeah, no, it was a total mind I mean
it was like whoa. And then we got my dad.
My dad gave me a hook and he says, I
love you, and I went, oh, my good. I mean
it was a total reversal in what they should have
done right, But it was very very effective.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
I told you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:39):
When my brother stole the car, he parked it in
a different spot because that spot wasn't available.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
And I'm like, well, obviously they're gonna find out now,
dumb ass, and they did. Like my dad was like,
I didn't park there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
How that happened? Aliens picked it up and moved it. Dad,
your mind.

Speaker 11 (01:43:57):
My wife, Lisa stole her mom's car and hit a
gutter cover to avoid a car that was driving down
the other side of the road the wrong way, and
she had a call her She blew both both tires
on the right side, call her mom to come and
get her in.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
All right, Lissa, thanks for listening. Now, I bet Lisa,
when you see in a zuzu, you go you have
these painful memories. I bet, I bet. Thanks thanks for
calling on twenty fourth, Madeline. Then we'll move in along. Hey, Madeline, Hi,
how are you guys. We're doing okay. See, I'm looking
at the list of reasons why you were sort of grounded,

(01:44:33):
But it was you didn't do anything bad except have
bad grades. It wasn't like you stole the car or anything.

Speaker 22 (01:44:39):
Right, No, we just if you got anything lower than
a sea in school, my parents would ground you for
the whole summer.

Speaker 7 (01:44:46):
And if they were worse.

Speaker 22 (01:44:48):
So if one parent said you were grounded, the other
one went along with it, we might have got a
week off and that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Wow, damn, look at that well Madeleine. Wow, God, I'd
never I'd still be grounded. I don't think I ever
went to but I don't think I ever went up
above a sea, and if if I did, it was
a mistake one's part. All right, Madeline, thank you? Now
did you hold on? Did it work? Did you strive
to have better grades?

Speaker 22 (01:45:14):
Because I've been doing bad my first couple of years
in high school. My last year I got a's and b's.

Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
There you go. All right, you know, maybe they should
have grounded me. All right, Madeline, thank you you too.
I love how this text says, I'm so glad Elvis
gave all these juvenile delinquents of career.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
Hey to thank you. That's weird.

Speaker 12 (01:45:38):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. In the Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Show, Hey, can we talk about chicken thighs?

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
Okay? Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
And which context?

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
How fabulous they are. Look, we are such a breast society.
We're so into chicken breasts. You know what I'm saying,
white meat, chicken, white meat, And I get it. Okay, fine,
it's they say, as far as the chicken meat goes,
I guess arguably the healthiest part of the chicken, right
that you eat thigh meat is fabulous And I may

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go without eating chicken breasts for the rest of my life.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Really, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
It's flavorful, it's more difficult to overcook it, and it's
it's just great. Like last night, salt and peppered a
couple of boneless, boneless, boneless, skinless chicken thighs, threw them
on there, Throw a barbecue sauce on there if I
wanted whatever. They stay moist. They're so good, they're a
little more fatty, of course I love them.

Speaker 8 (01:46:52):
Well, my meal was the best, not your meal.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Me okay, okay, well, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
It's it's so simple.

Speaker 8 (01:47:00):
So you take chicken breast, not the thigh, the breast,
and you put Newman's own mango salsa. I am telling
you it is the best I've ever had in my
entire life. You put it over the chicken breast in
a tin foil piece. Then you put some Mexican cheese
on top, and then you fold the tinfoil so that
there's air that can escape from the top, and you

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put it in the oven. It is moist, it is delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
That sounds awesome, and it's so easy. Now, what if
you did that with chicken thigh?

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Yeah, I guess you could.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Why don't we eat halfway in the middle? Why do
we have to be against each other. This breast versus
thigh thing.

Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
You probably want all parts of the chicken with it
and would taste delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
Put that chicken ass in there, a Marinana beak sounds delicious?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Why not? Chicken thighs are fabulous. But you know what,
that sounds great too. I mean, what up, Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
Okay, speaking of chicken parts, you know when you get
a rotisserie chicken, okay, on the breast, the legs and wings, whatever,
when you flip it over, Oh yeah, it gibblet or
something back there.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Now, there's no giblet. What do you know that thing?
It's a piece of dark meat. It's a piece of
dark meat. It's a there's a name for it. We
used to We used to fight over it when I
was a kid. He's my favorite part of the chicken.
I tell you, flip it over. That is the best part.
You know, you're I think a giblet would be an
organ of some sort. No, this this is actually dark meat. Yeah,
it's called the what's it called. Someone's gonna text it in.

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I'll tell you what it was good, all right. I
know we've talked about chicken for quite some time now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:26):
Yeah, but it's so.

Speaker 5 (01:48:27):
I mean, I think to your point, the thigh is underrated.
My mom only cooks with chicken thighs, and it used
to tick my sister off because you always wanted the
white meat.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
But it's so much better with the dark meat.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
So I'm in. I always go for the dark meat.
That's just me. I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (01:48:40):
Was that funny Elvis in the Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.